[Lucky]

Stacy was only kept from shutting out Debra McMichael by those wishing to avoid a shutout. Otherwise she would have made as strong a statement as possible. But will the Dancing Star have such an easy road with Kelly Kelly? The ECW Vixen took down Ivory in her first fight and almost failed in that. So how will she fair against Stacy? Will the lack of a viable wrestler here even things for Kelly or will a similar look be her undoing?

Stacy Keibler




vs


Kelly Kelly



Opening this round a day early because I'm headed out of town today. I will stay open an extra day. The 1st rd matchups are still alive until Sunday at midnight when the board should automatically lock them.

This poll will stay open until Sunday the 27th at about midnight. Feel free to post your own arguments and pictures. You can link to nudes but don't post them. And if you do link to them make it clear what we're clicking.

[Mikey]

Stacy has ONE redeeming asset. Kelly trumps her on EVERYTHING else. Easily.

[Lucky]

I take Stacy over Kelly EVERY time. Kelly doesn't even have anything special about her that would make me say 1 in 10 times "Well, I love Stacy but I'd like to have some of that just once." She's a pretty girl and all but its so damn generic and so damn unnoteworthy she is one of the most unexciting legitimately hot women I've ever seen.

It doesn't help that most of the time she really does look half retarded like if she even spoke to me for 2 minutes my penis would make an agreement with my brain to protest so that she never has to be listened to again.

Besides, Stacy has wonderful legs, an underrated butt, and is plenty beautiful. Works for me. Only thing Stacy is missing is a rack and she ain't packing nothing. And generally speaking I'd prefer that to the bags of silicone anyway.

And she can dance while Kelly can most certainly not. Relevant? I do like a good lap dance and there's no denying a logical link between the motion of hips and rhythm in dancing and screwing.

[Stu]

I saw Kelly as a guest on a saturday morning kids show today in the uk. WTF.

[Chris Eco]

I second Lucky. Kelly is an absolutely beautiful girl, but there's no part of her that would make me look twice passing her on the street.

Okay, there is. Still, Stacy.

[JayBee]

Kelly took out Ivory. Ivory must go down. Vote Stacy.

Hulk SMASH?

[Stu]

Test has dated both these women. Think about that.

[Lucky]

DAMN IT! I hate when I miss an easy joke in my writeups.

[bdoriginal]

Kelly. I don't know, except for when she initially debuted as Ms. Hancock, I've never cared for Stacey. I respect the hell out of her for not getting implants, and leaving the business on her own terms, but none of that makes her hot to me. I like legs just fine, but breasts always beat out legs for me. Always. And even if her ass is underrated, it's still not an ass I'd push someone in front of a bus to get behind.

Kelly's like the blonde Maria to me and unlike Lucky, my dick never fuckin' listens to me so Kelly could tell me slavery never existed and I'd still fuck her. Probably out of anger, but I'm still getting mine. If Test hit it, then damn it, It's MY TIME!!!

[punk/core]

Apr 20, 2008 17:55:52 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Kelly's like the blonde Maria to me and unlike Lucky, my dick never fuckin' listens to me so Kelly could tell me slavery never existed and I'd still fuck her. Probably out of anger, but I'm still getting mine. If Test hit it, then damn it, It's MY TIME!!!

Seriously. Like I give a fuck if she has a vapid look in her eyes or wouldn't be able to carry on a conversation. Granted, I wouldn't date anyone dumb, because that would just piss me off over time. But nothing Kelly could say would stop me from trying to put my dick inside her.

[Stu]

Apr 20, 2008 19:47:52 GMT -5 punk/core said:

But nothing Kelly could say would stop me from trying to put my dick inside her.

Not even "Stop! Rape!"?

[punk/core]

That's never stopped me before.

[Andy]

"Stop! Rape!" "Who are you!?" "I'm 12!" "You're the worst grandson ever!"

None of these statements can quell the raging boner of the Punker.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

EXALT... that was awesome.