OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (4-30) Live From North Korea
Apr 30, 2008 21:22:31 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Apr 30, 2008 21:22:31 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Pyongsong, North Korea
CARL FROM FRESNO vs. AMNESIAC vs. TYSON KINCAID
The Amnesiac's music hits the speakers as he steps through the curtain and makes his way to the ring. Several fans cheer and hold up bricks in place of the usual signs. He slides under the bottom rope and waits for his opponents. Tyson Kincaid is out next. He walks down the ramp and raises both arms to the crowd. As Tyson steps up onto the ring apron, Carl's theme music starts up and he walks out onto the stage. The Amnesiac and Tyson Kincaid have already begun trading blows in the ring. Carl picks up the pace and runs down the ramp, then slides into the ring. He jumps in between Amnesiac and Kincaid, but gets knocked down in the sea of punches. Amnesiac and Kincaid continue their onslaught as Carl rolls to the outside of the ring. Kincaid ducks a punch and forces Amnesiac into a corner. He swings, Amnesiac ducks and turns it around, then hoists Kincaid up to the top. Amnesiac climbs up with him and doesn't see Carl sliding back into the ring on the opposite side. Carl rushes over to the set-up, which appears to be a top rope German suplex. Carl runs at the ropes, springboards off them, and grabs Amnesiac by the waist after a flip, powering him down to the mat with a power bomb. Tyson is sent flying across the ring and lands awkwardly on his neck. Carl is now in control. He goes for a quick victory over Amnesiac, but it's only a two count. He scurries over to Tyson and hooks the leg, but he also kicks out of the pin. He drops down and locks Tyson in the Cross face! Tyson is in a great deal of pain, but gets saved by Amnesiac, who nails Carl with a brutal knee to the face. Carl drops. Amnesiac grabs Kincaid and pulls him to his feet. He lifts Kincaid up for a suplex, but Kincaid keeps his feet planted. Kincaid hoists Amnesiac into the air and hits a Falcon Arrow. He places his hands on Amnesiac and goes for an easy pin, but Amnesiac gets the shoulder up before the 3. Kincaid stands up and grabs Amnesiac. He calls for the end and goes for the OCD-DT! Amnesiac spins around... and around... and around... until Kincaid is launched over the top rope with a huracanrana reversal by Amnesiac! Amnesiac gets to his feet and hits the ropes for momentum. He goes for a dive at Kincaid, but Carl catches him with a Rock Bottom/Side Effect/Book End/Smackdown (even though the Side Effect isn't the same thing as the other three)! Carl runs to the corner and hops to the top rope. Kincaid rolls into the ring and drapes his arm across Amnesiac's chest. It's an extremely close call, but Carl breaks up the pin with an amazing shooting star press! All three men are down. Carl and Tyson get to their feet before Amnesiac. They exchange rights and lefts. Tyson gets the advantage and whips Carl into the ropes. Carl bounces back and Tyson drops down and rolls through and hooks Carl in a half crab. Carl's hand is set up for the submit. He goes to tap out, but Amnesiac steps on his hand and traps it on the mat. He stands there for a few moments, letting the pain sink in, before nailing Kincaid with a buzzsaw-like kick. Kincaid releases Carl and stumbles backwards, then falls between the middle and top rope, to the outside of the ring. Amnesiac grabs Carl and goes for Pure Amnesia! But Carl swings himself down and gets Amnesiac up onto his shoulders! F-5! He drops down and hooks the leg. 1, 2, 3!
WINNER in 7:18 - Carl From Fresno
MARK VANDER & CAPELLAN vs. THE NERVE AGENT & VOLTAGE
Angelo Barros is YOUR referee!
Cap and Nerves start. Cap gets the crowd clapping as they circle each other a couple of times. They lock up, Nerve falls back and monkey flips Cap and kippups, bowing to the crowd to a chorus of boos. Cap landed on his feet and turns to Nerve, who's still macking to the crowd. Cap decides to show off and runs to the ropes, doing an Asai-based FACEPLANT on Nerves. He kips up and poses, and the fans cheer. Cap gets Nerves off the mat and wrings one arm, pushing him back to the face corner where Vander is tagged in. Still holding the arm, Cap starts climbing out as Vander gives Nerves a double ax handle to the back. Nerve drops to a knee as Cap climbs out and gets the crowd clapping again. Vander pulls Nerves to his feet and slings him to the ropes, catching him with a knee to the gut on the rebound. He puts the boots to Nerves as he scrambles to the corner to tag Voltage in. Voltage puts down his "Vander: buy stock in girdles" sign and climbs in.
Vander tries to swing immediately but Voltage blocks it and gets Vander turned around and into the corner. Volt borrows the tag rope for a choke but ref Barros breaks that up. While he and Volt discuss the matter Nerves takes the tag rope and chokes Vander mercilessly. Cap vaults over the ropes and while Barros backs him up the heels pound Vander some more. Once Cap is contained Barros hurries back to the other corner, only seeing Volt carefully pulling a very dazed Vander out of the corner. Volt gently taps Vander’s back to the ropes and slings him, catching him with a clothesline and a quick cover for a two count. Volt argues with Barros (with his shin conveniently over Vander's throat) before letting him go. He gets Vander to his feet and lets him wobble for a few seconds, taunting the crowd by asking to rally Vander. Cap is losing his mind in the corner over this. Volt taunts the crowd too long as Vander LUNGES with a clothesline that turns Volt inside out. Vander crawls for the corner to tag Cap as Volt tries to remember what country he's in! The tag is made and Cap soars into the ring with a CORKSCREW LEGDROP! He rolls to his feet and knocks Nerve off the apron before going back after Volt. Nerves springboards after Cap, flattening him from behind with his FLIPPING SEATED SENTON! Cap hits the mat face-first. Nerve hops over his partner and taunts Vander, who climbs through the ropes and charges. Barros desperately tries to break them up while Cap and Volt get into an "Anything you can do" high spots contest full of cartwheels, moonsaults, springboards and wheel kicks to each other. (somewhere, Bunny weeps; somewhere else, an ROH writer gets ideas).
Crowd is going bonkers as Barros almost gets Nerve and Vander broken up. Vander spits on Nerves, who nearly runs Barros over to brawl. Vander doesn't gets his footing and the two sprawl over the ropes to the floor. Cap has taunted Volt into attempting the Shooting Star press. As Volt sets up, Cap positions himself and springboards JUST as Volt Launches! Volt's picture perfect Shooting Star Press is interrupted by a MID AIR VINDICATOR! HOW DID CAP WRAP THAT AROUND VOLTAGE SO QUICKLY???? HOLY SHIT, INDEED! Barros is so shocked he almost forgets to count! Nerves tries to get back in the ring to help his partner but Vander grabs him and FLATTENS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH THE DEAL BREAKER as Barros counts 3.
WINNER in 9:23 Capellan and Mark Vander
THE DEAD vs. BEAST vs. OUTBACK JACK
The Dead out first, the OBJ. Beast's music plays, but ends with no sign of him. The ref confers with the other two competitors, who shrug. The seconds tick by, and a bored OBJ grabs a can of Foster's (it's Australian for "fermented piss only a foreigner would drink"). He opens the can – and the Beast POPS OUT~! Closed fists to OBJ! Closed fists to the Dead! Beast is on a tear as the ref finally calls for the bell to start the match. OBJ is dazed in the corner, so Beast blasts The Dead with a couple more right hands, then looks for the MONSTER CLUB OF DEATH~! But OBJ spears him across the ring before he can hit it! Both the big men spill to the floor. The Dead to his feet. Sees Beat and Jack brawling on the floor. Up on the turnbuckle: HOLY SHIT~! What the hell do you call that? A Five Star Corkscrew Senton type thingy? Whatever the heck it was, all three men are down as the ref goes to the ten count. Its way too early for the count to have any drama, though, so the trio are back in at six. Dead looks for a DDT on Beast, but the monstrous man powers his opponent up, seeking a power bomb. Dead hangs on, however, and when OBJ charges in, the lightest competitor hits a double-kick that knocks the Australian sprawling, then uses the momentum to swing himself up and over Beast: ASAI DDT~! Cover! Gets two as Beast literally hurls Dead aside. Jack, smarting from two boots to the face, decides to introduce Dead to his own size twelves. Beast lurks ... sees an opening .... charges! But OBJ hears him coming, and Drop Toe Holds Beast right on top of the Dead. TD may be broken in half! Jack hauls Beast away and goes for the cover on Dead, but Beast recovers and breaks it up. Now we go into the meat of any three way match: kick one guy out of the ring, let a second guy become dominant, and then when he's about to pin the third, have the first guy come in to make the save. It's a formula, but it works. We move into end game as people start to go for their finishers, only to have them blocked. Finally OBJ sinks in the Croc Hunter on Beast, but as he rears back, The Dead springboards in and DDTs his face into the mat. OBJ rolls onto his back, and TD goes for the cover. 1 ... 2 ... Beast breaks it up, hurls Jack out of the ring, and BLASTS The Dead with MONSTER CLUB OF DEATH~!. The three count is academic.
WINNER BY PINFALL IN 15:12 – THE BEAST!
After the match, Beast raises his arms in victory, but Outback Jack is back into the ring and they argue for a moment. Arguing eventually turns into shoves, and Beast is about to grab Jack when he is spin around and PASTED with the Close the Casket! Jack charges at Dead, but Dead sidesteps and shoves Jack to the ropes and catches him with a Close the Casket as well! Both men are down. Dead looks down at his fallen opponents and sneers, then leaves the ring.
THE WORLD’S GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. ECOSYSTEM & BLITZ
The World’s Greatest Fag Team comes to ringside first, accompanied by Lance and Lauren Phoenix. MacCappington seems to have regained control of his cane, and he threatens a couple of ringside fans with it. Ecosystem and Blitz are down next, Eco still seems to have a confused look on his face. Maybe that will clear up when the bell rings. Blitz handsprings onto the apron and clears the ropes, opening them for Eco as he enters the ring. Lance polishes Fonzworth’s boots as the referee calls for4 the bell.
Hardcore starts out with Ecosystem. Collar and elbow tie up to begin. And Hardcore pushes Eco to the mat. Eco pops back up and gets kicked in the midsection. Ryan hits the ropes and levels Eco with a shoulder block. Hardcore follows up with a knee drop and then a hammerlock. Eco powers up and slams Hardcore to the mat. Eco tries a standing moonsault. NOBODY HOME! Eco writhes in pain and Hardcore hits a jumping leg drop. Cover for a 2 count. Hardcore whips Eco into the ropes and hits the opposite rope. FLYING LARIAT! Cover for another 2 count and he tags in FFM. MacCappington charges in and greets his former associate with a big right hand. Eco hits the mat again. Fonzie drops an elbow, and proceeds to stomp Eco into the mat. Irish Whip, Eco ducks a clothesline, and Eco responds with a flying burrito. Eco crawls to his corner and tags in Blitz. House of fire entrance. Rights and lefts level MacCappington, Hardcore, and Lance as he climbs onto the ring apron. The WGFT and friends regroup on the outside, which proves to be a bad idea. Blitz hits the top turnbuckle and does a twisting, somersaulting flip onto all 4 LOADED members. Eco hits the ropes and dives through the ropes and takes out FFM, sending him back-first into the Macedonian Announce Table. Hardcore is back in the ring, and gets enziguried by Blitz. The referee clears Hardcore out of the ring, then begins a count on FFM, who staggers into the ring at 9. Blitz goes to work on the weakened FFM. Springboard Back Elbow. Back Cracker. BME for a 2 count. Blitz pulls FFM to his feet and blisters him with chops. MacCappington slumps in the corner and Blitz charges in with a shoulder. Hip toss. Running bulldog. Springboard Moonsault. Cover for 2 again. Lance suddenly appears on the apron. The referee goes over and Lance begins to scream at him. Lauren Phoenix rounds the other side of the ring with FFM’s cane undetected and nails Ecosystem in the kneecap. He falls to the arena floor in pain. Blitz staggers FFM with a chop. He hits the rope and gets SMACKED in the back of the head with the cane, courtesy of Ms. Phoenix. Blitz staggers forward. FFM falls back into the WGFT corner. Tag to Ryan. Lance back to the floor, referee turns back to the action. Hardcore to the top rope. PEARL NECKLACE. Cover 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 10:02; The World’s Greatest Fag Team!
ERIC O’MAC vs. CONCRETE TG – First Blood Match
This is sure to be an epic brawl as one of the leaders of Bennett’s Army takes on the returning superstar and long time thorn in the side of big Bennett supporter, Moosehead Jack. These two have met a few times over the last few weeks and currently Eric O’Mac holds a slight advantage in those matches, but tonight’s match may actually be more in Takaken’s wheelhouse. Tonight’s victor will be decided by who makes the other bleed first and while Crete is an accomplished technical wrestler, Eric probably holds the superiority there. But tonight is about blood and violence, as much as Crete wishes he could step above all that, his history with Moose has proven different. Will that be what turns the tide in Concrete’s favor tonight or will it possibly be the fact that Eric has been busted open quite a few times the last few days exposing a weakness? Or will Eric and his allies with Bennett find a way to overcome those odds to make the hero bleed.
Let’s get ready to rock and roll with this battle and coming out first to Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind” is the former leader of the As Yet Unnamed Face Faction and the Heroes Guild…former OOWF World Champion, former WWE Superstar; “CONCRETE” TAKAKEN GRYFON. Gryfon makes his way out on the stage and soaks in the cheers of the Korean crowd. The music kicks in and Crete walks down the aisle slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way down. CTG is very happy with the ovation he’s gotten here, but we can tell he is very focused on the upcoming match. He makes his way into the ring and is staring hard at the entrance as he awaits Eric O’Mac’s entrance. “MOVE BITCH” by Ludacris blasts over the sound system and Crete just looks at the entrance waiting for Eric, but the only one who comes out is Moosehead Jack. Crete is yelling down the ramp telling Moose that Eric can’t avoid this fight, but what CTG doesn’t realize is that EOM is standing right behind him with a microphone.
Eric O’Mac: MOVE BITCH!!!
With the loud scream in his ears, Crete turns around and gets a microphone blasted across his skull. Eric is yelling at the ref to call for the bell and check Crete for blood. What an asshole, Eric knows he’s in trouble tonight and had to attack from behind. Hell, he’s even got a bandage over his injured eye and he knows that if Crete gets the chance to attack that eye, he’ll be in serious trouble. The ref is checking on CTG but after a moment says there is no blood and for the match to continue. Eric goes to hit Crete with the microphone again, but Crete blocks it and connects with a right causing Eric to drop the mic. Eric tries to counter with a left, blocked by CTG and returned with a right. Eric is getting caught with punches here, but he’s smart enough to keep his right side away from Crete as that’s the eye which could cause him issues. Eric takes a step back from taking any more punches and goads Gryfon into a lockup.
They lock up and within seconds, move after move are attempted and then countered. These two have worked together in the OOWF and while they haven’t stepped foot in the ring as opponents a great deal they both know each others’ strengths and weaknesses. After a few minutes of some beautiful technical wrestling with arm drags, hip tosses, kip-ups, counters, counters of counters and just a great exhibition of pure wrestling ability the two men wind up facing each other in a fighting position and the crowd erupts. This does not please Eric though as he had been hoping to grab the advantage over Crete using his wrestling expertise. Eric looks frustrated as they lock up again and it looks like it costs him as CTG Irish-whips him into the ropes, but he catches a break when CTG makes a cardinal rookie mistake. EOM catches Takaken with a DDT as he puts his head down too early. Mac takes this opportunity and begins to try and work over Gryfon. EOM stays on the offense for quite a while trying to wear down and break down Takaken to make it easier as the match gets near the end. Eric refuses to let up and he calls for help from the outside from Moose. Moose nods and pushes the timekeeper out his chair and slides into the ring. Eric picks it up and is waiting for Crete to stand up to try and end this match right now. Crete is staggering to his feet and trying to get his bearings when Eric charges with the chair. At the very last split second, Crete ducks under the shot and Eric stumbles but stops himself from losing balance. Without thinking thought EOM turns around and turns right into a beautiful dropkick from CTG. Eric still has his wits about him though as before he can clock himself with the chair, he tosses hit high into the air and out of the ring.
Eric may not be cut yet, but CTG has the offense now and picks up Eric for a scoop slam. He follows it up with 3 successive elbow drops and is really taking it to Eric. He picks Mac up by the hair and drags him into the corner and has him face the turnbuckle…He starts slamming his head into the buckle…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and 10. The crowd is cheering wildly as Eric is dazed. The ref checks on him, but the cut is holding for now and Crete goes back on the offensive He hits a body slam on Mac and decides its time to climb the ropes. CTG gets to the top rope and is about attempt a move but he can’t as MHJ has jumped up on the apron and grabbed a hold of Crete’s leg. The ref can’t do anything as the match can only end on sight of blood and as Crete pushes Moose away it was enough of a distraction to allow Eric time to recover. Eric flies up the ropes and hits a beautiful overhead belly-to-belly suplex and both men are down at the moment. Both get to their feet at the same time and they start slugging it out in the middle of the ring. Rights from CTG as Eric is still keeping his right eye away from Crete and lefts from EOM as both try to hit that spot on their opponent that will bust them open. Crete seems to have just a little bit more behind his blows as he starts rattling off rights without any counters from Eric. An Irish-whip by CTG works out as he blasts Eric right in the guts with a beautiful spinning back kick. Takaken might try a different technique here and go for some internal bleeding.
CTG knows where Eric’s been injured in the past and is also working on weakening those spots to make him bleed his own blood. CTG’s offense is vicious as he seems to realize exactly who he is fighting. This is the man that was one of the key factors in Rick’s ouster and Crete is holding nothing back now. He works him over good for a bit and decides it’s time to go for the blood. CTG slides out of the ring and looks for a chair under the ring and he finds one. As he pulls it out and looks up, he’s staring right at MHJ’s eyes. Jack is begging for Crete to take a swing knowing that there are consequences for such an act. Gryfon has his one fist clenched and looks like he really wants to take a swing, but he thinks better of it and is about to get in the ring. But the distraction again allowed Eric to recover and he comes flying between the 2nd and 3rd ropes with a beautiful suicide dive. That could be the end though as CTG did get the chair up a bit and it looks like it hit both of our competitors as they went crashing to the floor. The ref is out to check on both and he keeps going back and forth between the two. Moose walks over and motions the ref back to CTG saying he sees blood when he drops something by Eric. The ref is doing a close inspection of Gryfon looking for any sign of blood, but meanwhile behind his back Eric has rolled over and YES, there are a few drops of blood poking out from under the bandage. This match should be over…where is the ref to check on Eric? He’s still checking on CTG and Eric is using this time to take the bandage off and he’s using…what is that….unfuckingreal. Moose has dropped a jar of Vaseline near Eric. Eric takes a huge handful and starts slapping it on the cut to stop the bleeding. The ref and Moose have started to argue now as he tries to explain that Crete is NOT bleeding and finally the ref has had enough of the argument and turns toward Eric. He stutter-steps for a second as he sees a huge glob of some substance hanging from Eric’s eyebrow. He takes a look, but sees no blood and orders the match to continue.
Both get to their feet and now they start slugging away again but it looks like CTG’s punches are just sliding right off EOM and not having a huge effect. And Eric gains the upper hand. First, his use of Vaseline has forced this match to continue even though it should be over and now it’s affecting Crete’s offense. Eric uses the upper hand he’s gained and tries to toss Crete back into the ring, but no going on that. REBOUND LARIAT and Eric goes down hard. Crete looks like he’s had enough of this and just jumps on Mac and starts really throwing punches…rights and lefts; lefts and rights. This may do it as even the Vaseline may not be able to curtail the beating Eric is taking here. The ref tries to get Crete off to check on Eric, but it looks like Crete doesn’t care and he swings back and knocks the ref staggering backwards right into Moose. MHJ just shrugs and kills the ref with a LUNG BLOWER.
Crete finally stops the beating and we look down and see that Eric O’Mac’s face is a bloody mess. Crete turns around to show the ref, but he sees that the ref is completely out of it next to Moose. CTG is yelling at MHJ trying to find out what happened when we see Moose motion to the back and out come Johnny Adrenaline and AA; The Heels. CTG gets in the ring to meet them and tries to fight the two off and is doing a good job while Moose heads over towards Eric and sees the large amounts of blood covering his face. He reaches under the ring and grabs a towel and a bottle of water and starts wiping Eric down trying to clean off the blood. Meanwhile CTG has done ad admirable job so far in the ring against The Heels, but even he can not overcome a double-team attack from one of the greatest tag team in OOWF history and CTG finally succumbs to the numbers as AA kills Crete from behind with a clothesline from hell. The Heels really start laying the boots to CTG as Moose continues to clean Eric up. This is unbelievable as Moose has now pulled a roll of medical tape from under the ring and starts wrapping EOM’s head to stop the bleeding. The ref has also started to stir and finally gets back to his feet and he notices all the shenanigans, but can’t do anything about it besides check on Eric which he does. But there is absolutely no sign of any blood as Moose must have wrapped Eric’s head nice and hard with a large amount of tape. MHJ has now helped Eric to his feet and he seems to be shaking the cobwebs out as Moose helps him back into the ring. He uses the ropes to help get himself back to his feet as Moose is back under the ring again looking for something. It looks like Bennett and his Army had this match perfectly planned with everything needed scattered under the ring. EOM is finally standing as he tells The Heels to pick up a beaten CTG. They do so and Eric walks right up to him and slaps the taste out of his mouth. He’s yelling something about coming back to where he’s not wanted and to just go back. And he uses a lot more colorful language to get that point across. Eric makes the sign and he steps up to Concrete and gets him into position…SMACKDOWN. He motions for The Heels to pick Gryfon up again…and another SMACKDOWN. He motions once again and a third SMACKDOWN on Gryfon. But there is still no blood. Eric seems to have had enough of this and he walks over to the ropes and looks down at Moosehead Jack who is just reappearing from under the ring and in his hands is SISTER SLEDGE. Oh this is not going to be pretty as MHJ hands Eric O’Mac the sledgehammer…Is that an autograph on the sledgehammer??? It doesn’t matter I guess as Eric bangs it onto the mat as The Heels pick Takaken up for the fourth or fifth time. And they hold Crete’s arms wide and there is nothing the referee can do to stop this from happening. Eric takes a moment to line Concrete up and blasts him right between the eyes…the ref checks and NO BLOOD…what the hell is going on here?
Eric is looking at the sledgehammer in disbelief as he walks over towards Crete and drags him up by the handle. He leans Crete up against the ropes and gets a running start…BAM, Concrete takes another shot between the eyes and goes flying over the top rope all the way to the floor. The ref jumps to the outside and he takes a look at Crete. He slowly gets to his feet and looks over towards the timekeeper and looks sick as he makes a motion to ring the bell. The camera finally pans down to get a look at Concrete Takaken Gryfon and my gawd he is pouring blood. This match is over and we need medical help out here NOW. Moose has joined his allies in the ring and all four walk over towards the side of the ring where Crete is laid out. The four share a laugh and just shake their heads at how much The OOWF Hero has fallen. They don’t even bother continue to beat down Gryfon as they raise Eric’s hand high in the center of the ring.
WINNER in 23:14 is Eric O’Mac!
CHRIS COLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Best of Seven Series Match 4; Davin Moreland leads 2-1
The crowd jumps to their feet as the next match is announced. Referee Davis Hightower waits in the ring as the houselights start to change. “Master of Puppets” blasts through the PA, as a focused and confident Chris “The Main Event” Cole makes his way into the ring. The crowd boos for everything they’re worth, and Cole signals to them all that they’re number 1, drawing more boos. “Pull Me Under” comes over the PA replete with crazy pyro and strobe lights. Davin Moreland ignores the crowd and is completely silent. Instead of the customary jump into the ring, he just climbs in looking determined to kill Cole. Cole starts to talk shit. Hightower immediately gets in between them and tells them both something that looks like “save it for the bell”. This match is the 4th match in the Best of Seven series for the #1 Contender to the OOWF World Heavyweight title between Davin Moreland and Chris “The Main Event” Cole. Davin Moreland leads 2-1. Hightower senses he can’t hold these two off each other any longer, and he calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Moreland literally flies after Cole, and goes in unprotected. Cole, apparently expecting this, heaves off with a wicked right hook that connects right on the point of Moreland’s chin. Moreland stops, looks at Cole, smiles and shakes his head “no”, and proceeds to beat the holy hell out of him. Lefts, rights, forearms, a couple of SICK head butts and finally the repeated ramming of Cole’s skull into the turnbuckle. MILITARY PRESS SLAM off the top rope bounces Cole back into the ring. Davin grabs Cole’s body and twists it into the ropes, and sets up for a TARANTULA! Hightower gives Davin 4 before breaking the hold. Cole takes a CLOTHESLINE out of the ring for his trouble. Davin wastes no time and hits the far ropes, leaps, and hits the SUICIDE NO-HANDS PLANCHA! Davin hits a PILEDRIVER on the outside, followed by a SPINNING POWERBOMB! He pulls Cole near the STEEL STEPS and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL STEPS! The paramedics have been contacted, and hopefully that’s JUST blood covering Cole’s face. Davin goes to the Trinidadian Announce Table and does the now-traditional house cleaning. Monitors fly everywhere! Davin pulls Cole onto the table, sets him up, and DRILLS him with a HEADLINER THROUGH THE TRINIDADIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Cole is most likely dead. Moreland does his best to shake the cobwebs out, and simply PRESSES and TOSSES Cole into the ring from the outside. Davin follows up looking to put this one away. He pulls Cole on his shoulders and drags up to the top turnbuckle with him. He presses Cole up as if he were throwing a javelin. He tosses him in the air and jumps…TOP-ROPE ELEVATED DIAMOND CUTTER! That’ll do it…but DAVIN’S NOT DONE. Springboard Moonsault, and then locks on Cole’s OTHER move…ELEVATED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Cole isn’t even conscious, is he? He’s got it locked in, but just as Hightower is about to slide in looking for the tap, F. Fonzworth MacCappington, The Dead, Eric O’Mac and LD Williams all come down to the ring, getting his attention. They all seem to be arguing with Hightower, but someone’s missing from the group, The E has disappeared suddenly. Finally, Davin breaks the hold to both yell at the group AND get Hightower back to the match. Hightower looks at Davin, looks at Cole, and IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell! Davin is screaming and begging with Hightower, but all Hightower sees is the Brass Knucks lying next to Cole’s head. Davin is apoplectic until he sees Eric O’Mac pointing at his head and smirking. Davin takes off looking for blood.
WINNER by (Dusty) DISQUALIFICATION in 8:41…”The Main Event” CHRIS COLE!
FIREWOMAN vs. BUNNY – OOWF Onslaught Championship Ladder Match
The ring crew is still finishing up as we come back, and they’ve set up 4 ladders around the ring, and stocked several more under the ring. The crowd knows what’s next and they are HOT with expectation. Eminem starts up on the PA, and Bunny (in his suit and with his hat to the side) does a couple of flips and then a breakdance spot on the ramp. The crowd seems impressed, so Bunny does a couple more dance moves before grabbing a collapsed ladder from under the ring, and tosses it in; flipping in after it. He straightens his ears as his music fades out. “Firewoman” starts to blast through the sound system, and Firewoman appears at the top of the ramp, her first appearance as the new champ, and raises her OOWF Onslaught Championship high into the air, and the crowd LOVES it, and cheers her all the way into the ring. Firewoman climbs a turnbuckle and raises her belt, and the crowd reacts accordingly. She hands the belt to Referee Sterling Glaw, who holds it high in the air, before attaching it to the cable hanging in front of him. The belt is raised about 15 feet above the ring. This match will be a Ladder Match for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Glaw looks at both competitors, determines them ready and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Fire charges immediately at Bunny, who simply back flips out of the way. Fire charges again, and Bunny flips out of the way again, this time taunting the champ. Firewoman is obviously getting heated, and charges again. Bunny back flips again, but this time, Fire put on the brakes, and once Bunny completes his flip…EATS CLOTHESLINE! Bunny sells it like a champ with a full flip. Firewoman presses her advantage, and pulls Bunny up to the top turnbuckle. She BULLDOGS him off the top…It could be…It is! FIRESTOMP! Bunny is in rough shape. Fire runs the ropes, FIRESAULT! Is that going to be enough? Fire grabs the ladder Bunny brought into the ring, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. She only gets a step or two up before Bunny DRILLS her in the back of the head with a Standing Dropkick! Fire crumbles to the floor, and Bunny heads out of the ring, and brings in one of the ladders, and sets it up next to the other one. He dives out again and digs under the ring for a ladder, and sets up a third ladder right next to the other two. Bunny rolls out again for some reason, but Firewoman is up and ready, and starts to run…what is she doing? She springboards off the top rope, onto the PLATFORM of the Ladder on the outside, and hits a CORKSCREW 360 SPLASH on Bunny as he’s digging for stuff under the ring! Crowd loved that one, and starts a “FI-RE-WO-MAN” chant.
Fire is up first, and pulls Bunny up, just so she can WHIP him into the STEEL STEPS sending the top half flying. Fire climbs up the ladder closest to her and FLIES off with a SUICIDE LEGDROP to the floor. Fire recovers and scoops up Bunny for a DVD on the STEEL STEPS BOTTOM PART! I think Bunny’s dead. Fire gathers herself and climbs into the ring, and starts up the middle ladder. She’s about 3/4s of the way up before you can hear the crowd buzzing as Bunny has gotten up. He groggily looks into the ring to see what’s going on, and he kicks it up a gear. He quickly climbs up the ladder outside the ring. He jumps and lands HARD square on the top rope, spring boarding himself up to one of the PLATFORMS on one of the Ladders, and is able to steady himself to NAIL Fire with a MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE LADDER! Crowd is holy shitting themselves at the awesomeness of that spot. Both competitors are down, and Glaw doesn’t know what to do. He looks like he wants to count, but he realizes he could count to a million and it doesn’t matter, so he starts biting his fingernails.
Bunny is up first, and looks to take the advantage. He goes up to the closest turnbuckle, and hits a BUNNY HOP onto the still downed Champion. He goes back up to the top and hits a BUNNYSAULT and that looks like it’s enough. He kicks Firewoman out to the floor for good measure, and does a breakdancing thing on the mat to the amusement of the crowd. Bunny starts the long climb to the top. He looks back about halfway up to make sure Firewoman isn’t behind him. Bunny is almost at the platform when LADDER comes flying in from OUT OF NOWHERE and DRILLS BUNNY from the back! His ladder teeters over and smashes into ANOTHER ladder. Bunny bounces completely out of control, ending up hitting the top rope on the side, and falling all the way out to the St. Kittsian Announce Table, smashing through it. Fire leans against the ring apron as the crowd starts a “Holy Shit” chant, but Fire gets them to change it to “That was Awesome!” to the consternation of her DEA Stablemate somewhere. Fire is LIMPING~! Over to the remnants of the announce table, and pulls Bunny out of the rubble. She grabs some of the electric cord around the table and looks to be trying to tie Bunny up! Smart move. Once she’s gathered enough of it, she starts to tie Bunny up to the Steel Ring post. She almost manages to get an arm tied up when Bunny manages to unleash the MOUNTAIN DEW MIST! Firewoman is BLINDED! Firewoman collapses onto the ground. Bunny manages to free himself, and ties Firewoman’s hands behind her back on the floor. Bunny’s legs give out and he falls down, but manages to gather himself and crawl into the ring. He avoids the ladder still resting against the ropes, and resets the one in the middle. He drops to his knees, still apparently in rough shape. After resting for a second, he starts the long climb to the top.
He gets 3 rungs from the top, when out of NOWHERE the Ladder that was on the ropes SMASHES into his Ladder! Bunny never saw it coming, so he falls awkwardly into the other ladder, and over the top rope on the far side, smashing into another ladder! Looking at the “Moments Ago” replay, we see that Firewoman, still tied up managed to DROPKICK the ladder on the ropes, and caught it well enough that it smashed into the other one. Firewoman furiously tries to free herself from the wires, and finally does. Firewoman is INCENSED! She pulls a length of cord out from the socket it was in. Some lights go out in the top part of the arena, but Firewoman doesn’t care right now, as the green-faced Champ stumbles and limps to the other side of the ring, and finds a dead Bunny. She HOGTIES Bunny with the cord. She sets up the closest fallen ladder and pulls Bunny up the ladder with her. She gets to the top and THROWS Bunny about 10 feet away and 20 feet down onto the RAMP! Crowd is batshit. Fire isn’t done yet though. She looks up to the sky, takes a deep breath, signals to the crowd, and launches herself off the ladder for a BFE OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO BUNNY ON THE RAMP 10 FEET AWAY AND 20 FEET DOWN! Crowd is threatening to RIOT at this point because of all the awesomeness. Fire grabs 3 Ladders from under the ring, and drags them up to the dead Bunny. She closes one over his legs, one over his chest and arms, and one over his neck and head. No way is Bunny getting up from this. Firewoman takes a big deep breath and smiles as she makes her way into the ring. The crowd is on their feet in full throat with a “Firewoman” chant. Fire steadies the ladder in the middle of the ring and starts to climb. About ½ way up, Bunny can be seen stirring and trying to get free. Fire gets to the platform, and Bunny is DRAGGING the ladders and himself toward the ring, but it is WAY too late, and Fire easily takes the belt from the cable for the victory, and Glaw calls for the bell.
WINNER in 20:12 by (Belt pull-down?) and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION…FIREWOMAN!
The crowd salutes Firewoman as she poses with the belt before leaving the ring. The still incapacitated Bunny looks up at her with his big Bunny eyes looking to be freed from his predicament. Fire smiles, and then lands a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP on BUNNY’S HEAD THROUGH THE LADDER. That looks like the end of Team Rabbxtfire for good.
Firewoman continues her in ring celebration, with the crowd cheering wildly. Their cheers turn to a warning, however, as Eric O’ Mac comes flying down the ramp. He’s in the ring behind Firewoman before it registers to her the tone of the crowd has changed, as she turns to find Eric already right behind her. He yells “Mr. Bennett has accepted your decision!!” and nails Firewoman with a ROCK BOTTOM! The crowd boos loudly, as Eric O’ Mac stands over Firewoman. She tries to get up, and Eric stomps her back down. Eric steps back, but that is just the opening that Firewoman needs. She kips up and flies at Eric. He jumps out of the ring, smiling. Firewoman makes the universal “C’mon. Get in the ring” symbol, which apparently signals the team of Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster to come down the ramp. Behind them are LJ Bennett and Moosehead Jack, who remain at the top of the ramp, to watch over the events. Apparently, Johnny Adrenaline has not forgotten about their fiery meeting in Ric’s Sandwich shop. The Heels jump in the ring. Firewoman looks back and forth between the two of them also trying to keep her eyes on Eric. It’s clearly a three-on-one, with the three all smiles and Firewoman all business. The crowd begins to cheer suddenly as Firewoman’s occasional tag team partner the Dead appears between Bennett and Moose. Moose and The Dead exchange a look as Dead then makes his way towards the ring. Firewoman looks relieved to see him as he rolls into the ring. They lock eyes for a minute, as the crowd is relieved to see things even up. The Dead looks at Firewoman, and from out of nowhere CLOSE THE CASKET! Firewoman stumbles and falls. The Dead looks down at her, and says "Nothing personal. Just business. Not The Dead's decision." It appears that loyalty to Bennett beats out all. The Heels fall upon Firewoman with stomps and punches. The Dead stands back, clearly not happy. Eric jumps back in the ring, getting his own kicks in.
Bunny manages to free himself from the ladder and hog ties, and runs to the ring to help his former partner. The Dead has rolled out and is… heading back to the locker room? He glares at Moose and Bennett as he passes. Bunny pulls Attitude Adjuster out of the fray and brawls with him for a bit. Firewoman is able to get up and trade punches with Johnny Adrenaline, and things look like they’re about even. But Firewoman and Bunny have just had a brutal ladder match, so they appear to be fading. There’s another roar of the crowd as IHOP makes their way down the ring, after a signal from Eric. It’s clear that this is a finely orchestrated attack, with Eric O’ Mac as the conductor. IHOP pulls Bunny out of the melee and double clotheslines him out of the ring. Attitude Adjuster goes back to Firewoman, who continues to fight back, as best she can. Bunny is on the ground, and out from under the ring, The Knife lays the HAND OF GOD on Bunny, setting him for DIVINE JUDGEMENT! Bunny is down, and Knife makes sure to keep him there. IHOP stays in the ring on the ropes, to make sure Bunny stays out of the way, but also joining in on the in-ring action. Moose and Bennett, apparently satisfied, turn and head backstage.
Firewoman is struggling with a three-on-one, occasionally a five-on-one, when she hears the crowd roar again. She glances at the ramp with an “oh great, now who?” look and is surprised and relieved to see her partner, Alexander Darling, flying down the ramp. Her relief turns to a mix of shock, anger, and fear as Donovan Viper and FF MacCappington are following close behind. She tries to call out a warning, but she’s stopped by a punch from Johnny Adrenaline. Darling begins to vault into the ring for the save, but Viper and MacCappington pull him back onto the floor, and into a CHAIN ASSISTED DEATH DRIVER by Viper, breaking Alexander’s nose… again. Bunny is down, Darling is down, Firewoman is down. Viper and MacCappington toss Darling into the ring. Eric O’ Mac gets a broad smile, as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out … a pair of handcuffs!! He handcuffs Darling to the ring, and with a sneer, goes back to dominating Firewoman. Darling struggles with the cuffs, trying to free himself.
Finally, to the crowd’s relief, Davin Moreland comes down, carrying his trusty rebar. Firewoman doesn’t notice. She’s still fighting, but has nothing left. The assault has opened up numerous cuts on her face, and the blood running in her eyes is making it hard to see to defend. Davin makes it into the ring, distracting The Heels and Eric O’ Mac. They circle a prone Firewoman, but before Davin can push them away from her, Chris Cole and LD Williams come from out of the crowd, over the guardrail, and into the ring. Davin swings and hits LD Williams, but Cole takes the opportunity to jump him. Williams recovers and HEADLINER!! It’s 2-1 on Davin. The Heels each take one of Firewoman’s shoulders and pull her up to face Eric O’ Mac. The crowd is furious! Firewoman’s head droops forward, so Johnny Adrenaline pulls her hair back to raise it back up again. Eric grabs her chin, and sneers a smile at her. He grabs a mic:
"THIS …. This is a message to all of you not taking sides out there. From this point on, if you are not on Team Bennett, you are the enemy."
He lets go of Firewoman’s chin, and her head droops down again. Attitude Adjuster steps back as Johnny Adrenaline yells “This is for setting me on fire, bitch!!” and … ADRENALINE RUSH! As if Firewoman wasn’t done before….The Heels again lift her back up to a sort of standing position and use her hair to pull her head back up. Eric reaches into his pocket and pulls out BRASS KNUCKLES! He winds up and BAM. The Heels let go of Firewoman and she drops in a heap. She’s busted wide open! The Heels and Eric continue their kicks and stomps when finally TEAM RICK appears and runs down the ramp. Eric makes a yell, and Team Bennett stop their respective beat downs, and bail, running through the crowds and other exits rather than meet Team Rick on the ramp. Various members fan out to help out Bunny, Davin, and Alexander, as the medical team, accompanied by Alexis and Lucky, is finally able to come out to check on Firewoman. Davin and Alexander share a look as they observe the activity around them. Alexis frees Alexander, who runs to check on Firewoman, but the medical staff is tending to her, and won’t let him get closer. Referees try to pull him away, but Alexander shakes him off, trying to get closer. Eventually, Alexis gets him to come with her to get his nose looked at, and that Lucky will accompany Firewoman. The wrestlers make their way back up the ramp away from the ring, Darling eventually following behind. At the top of the ramp he turns to watch as Firewoman is getting loaded onto a stretcher. He turns back and again shares a look with Davin Moreland. The two then continue backstage, as the camera goes back to the activities in the ring. We pan back to the ring and see the Onslaught title lying in the middle of the ring, Lucky scurries out to the ring, and looks around nervously before sliding into the ring, grabbing the title, and getting the hell out of there before he gets killed.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. BAD vs. IHOP vs. THE HEELS vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
All teams are introduced before stips are announced in the ring, one per team, before the bell sounds. BAD makes it clear they want a barroom brawl, while Phantos and Lucios want 2 out of 3 falls. The referee thinks about 3 falls in a 5 team match and adjusts the math accordingly. The Sons want a tables match, and IHOP wants a death match. AA and Johnny leave their pick til the end, but the ref passes them over and the ring crew begins assembling things needed for the match.
AA: What about us?
As AA complains, the ref pulls a 15 foot pole out from under the ring, and AA smiles and nods in approval. A makeshift bar is set up in the aisle, enclosed in a cage however. The pole is strapped to one ring post, the key to the cage dangling from up top, and tables have been dragged out from everywhere as we are ready to begin.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE HEELS vs. BAD vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team Championship, 2 out of 6 Falls Key on a Pole Tables and Death Match Barroom Brawl
How anybody is going to keep up with this one, I have no idea. Wild brawl to start and I doubt it will get much prettier. JA and AA try to double team Lucios to no avail, and Phantos in with the save, knocking the Heels to the floor. Phantos follows out with a plancha, but that leaves Lucios to be double teamed by IHOP and dumped out. SYB and Skurge celebrate, but turn around to find the Sons staring them down. Stiff rights for both take them down, then to the ropes for stereo big boots. Backdrops over the top and the Sons rule the ring... only because Seamus has already scurried up the pole and gotten the key and BAD attempts to unlock the bar, but the Sons are out to cut them off. Fight in the aisle, and Magnusson tosses Damon into the cage. And again. And again. Spin pounds Seamus down and rakes his face against the cage. DHM sets up a table, but The Heels attack from behind. But before Johnny and AA can put Magnusson thru the table, Spin flies over with a forearm to Johnny. AA tries the CLAW, but Spin knocks it away, so Capps just goes to the eyes instead. AA loses track of everyone though, and Damon sneaks up from behind bulldogs AA thru the table. Ref starts a count, but AA is up at 5. P&L and IHOP do battle in the ring, with Phantos and Lucios totally dominating them. Skurge gets crotched on the top turnbuckle and SYB eats a German suplex,/super kick combo. No pins here though. Meanwhile, Seamus unlocks the bar, but Johnny slams his head in the door as he tries to get in. Damon and Johnny slug it out, with Wrath getting the best of it. However, the Sons are waiting on Damon, and when he turns around, it's a double suplex thru a table. That only gets a 6 count. Back in, Johnny and AA go after Phantos and Lucios again, with no better luck that the first time. Johnny eats an inverted atomic drop, and gets whipped into the corner, knocking heads with Skurge, who goes tumbling to the floor. Butterfly bomb from Lucios on AA, and Phantos gets a springboard leg drop. Seamus and Damon crawl back to the ring and they try their hand at P&L, and get the better of them. High Times for Phantos, and a double clothesline takes Lucios to the floor. AA and Johnny each slide a table in the ring, and BAD sets them up. But rather than enter the fray, The Heels go around the ring and put the boots to Phantos and Lucios. Seamus and Damon watch this, but don't see Magnusson and Spin sneak in from behind. Big boot to the back of Damon's head, and Seamus turns right around into 100 PROOF TRHU THE TABLE~! Ref starts a count, and he's not getting up! MIDNIGHT SONS WIN A FALL. One to go for the Sons.
While this is going on, SYB and Skurge have commandeered the bar and are drinking up. DHM and SH decide to check on this themselves, dragging IHOP out of the caged bar area and beating their asses on the floor. Johnny and AA toss Phantos into the ring. They look for a spike pile driver thru a table, but Phantos backdrops Johnny off the table and over the top and THRU A TABLE ON THE FLOOR~! HOLY SHIT~! Ref begins a count, but gets distracted when AA hits Phantos – still standing on the table – with a LOU THESZ PRESS OFF THE TOP AND THRU THE TABLE~! Ref starts the count again, this time for both Johnny and Phantos. Johnny begins to stir at 8, but can't make the count. Neither can Phantos. Both THE HEELS and PHANTOS & LUCIOS WIN A FALL. AA celebrates their fall victory, but turns right around into a power bomb from Lucios. Damon is up and nails Lucios with a running knee, sending him to the floor. Seamus is to his knees, and BAD sees The Sons plundering their bar. DHM and Spin and unloaded several bottles of alcohol out of the cage, but the rearranging ends when Damon greets Spin with an edge of broken table straight across the face. Spin is instantly bleeding everywhere. Seamus tosses Hansen back into the bar, follows in and wallops Magnusson with a beer bottle across the head. BAD closes the cage door and locks the padlock to the door. The Sons are trapped in the cage, unconscious. BAD turns back to the ring, just as IHOP was sneaking up on them. SYB begs off, and Skurge tries to walk away, but they get pulled back in and beat down. Damon tosses Skurge into the crowd, who lets him just hit the concrete rather than catch him. SYB manages to circle away from Seamus, and then climbs the cage to get away. But there's no getting away here. Seamus chases SYB up the 10 foot cage, but Damon sneaks up the cage from behind, grabs SYB by the back of the neck, and BAD kills SYB with a DOUBLE POWERBOMB OFF THE CAGE THRU A TABLE~! Call the morgue, he's not gonna answer a 200 count. BAD WINS A FALL~!
As BAD climbs down the cage and strolls back to the ring, Skurge emerges from the crowd, sees SYB, and drags him by an arm to the back. Call it a night for IHOP. SO we're down to BAD< The Heels, and Phantos & Lucios by default, with the first fall winning the titles. BAD jumps in the ring, but the Heels attack from behind, and get unexpected help from P&L. 4 on 2 beat down, slowly becomes 2 on 2 as the Heels back off to set up some tables and let P&L do all the work. Seamus gets dumped, and P&L set up for a ROCKET LAUNCHER THRU A TABLE~! Phantos crushed Damon with the flying leg drop. Count gets to 6, and we could have new champs, but Damon crawls up at 8. Unable to get the job done, Johnny and AA jump P&L from behind. Phantos gets tossed, and they double team Lucios, pounding him down to the mat. AA grabs a chair, as Damon and Seamus stroll back out to the bar to grab some of the whiskey that was taken out of the cage. BAD taunts the Sons, who are coming to, each a bloody mess, in the locked cage. The Heels with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR to Lucios, but AA covers and there are no pin falls. Phantos jumps back in and takes out Johnny, but AA measures him... but has the chair snatched from him by Seamus, back in the ring. Seamus lines AA up, but AA hits the deck and Seamus DRILLS Johnny! JA falls like a tree in a forest, and AA tackles Damon before he can get back in. Lucios up, and Seamus lines him up, too, but Phantos comes off the top and dropkicks the chair back in his face. Seamus to the ropes and P&L flapjack him thru a table. Ref begins a count... 6...7...8...9... but AA hops back in and jump on Seamus, breaking the count, punishing him with right hands.
P&L can't believe it, and drags AA away by the hair. Lucios nails AA with a Curtain Call thru a table, and Phantos goes up top before the ref can count. Moonsault however is blocked by Damon, who catches Phantos in mid-air. Big boot to Lucios, and Damon levels Phantos with a JACKHAMMER THRU THE LAST TABLE IN THE RING~! We could very well have new champs, as everyone is down. Ref gets to 4....5...6... but the Sons have recovered in the cage and are able to lift the bottom of the cage and tip it backward into the aisle, freeing them from the bar. DHM and Spin storm the ring, dragging Phantos out to break the count and we have a brawl with The Sons and BAD. Johnny sneaks back in and grabs Lucios for the ADRENALINE RUSH, but Lucios blocks, lands on the apron, and suplexes Johnny over the top rope and thru a table on the floor! Both guys are down, and no count can be made until one gets up. The Sons and BAD are just stiffing the hell out of each other, Hansen still bleeding everywhere. AA tries to jump Spin from behind, but Hansen no-sells and turns around to get him. That allows Seamus to charge, but Spin dodges, and Seamus crushes AA in the corner, and Spin tosses Seamus over the top and to the floor. AA begs off, but Spin stomps away at him. Meanwhile, while DHM and Damon have at it, Skurge comes back from the back, nails Phantos with a chair on the way by, and slides into help AA... but Spin dodges the chair and AA eats steel. AA falls thru the middle rope and to the floor. Damon backdrops DHM to the floor, and Damon and Spin have at it. Skurge slides a table in and sets it up, but he gets in the way, and Spin and Damon stop, grab Skurge and kill him with a double choke slam on the chair. DHM sneaks back in and wallops Damon in the head from behind. The Sons look down at Skurge, drag him up... 100 PROOF THRU THE TABLE~! Can the ref make the 10 count? 5....6... Phantos is stirring on the floor....7....8... so is Lucios. 9.... P&L crawl up on the apron, but can not get to Skurge in time and the ref reaches TEN~!
WINNERS in 43:48 and NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE MIDNIGHT SONS
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CARL FROM FRESNO vs. AMNESIAC vs. TYSON KINCAID
The Amnesiac's music hits the speakers as he steps through the curtain and makes his way to the ring. Several fans cheer and hold up bricks in place of the usual signs. He slides under the bottom rope and waits for his opponents. Tyson Kincaid is out next. He walks down the ramp and raises both arms to the crowd. As Tyson steps up onto the ring apron, Carl's theme music starts up and he walks out onto the stage. The Amnesiac and Tyson Kincaid have already begun trading blows in the ring. Carl picks up the pace and runs down the ramp, then slides into the ring. He jumps in between Amnesiac and Kincaid, but gets knocked down in the sea of punches. Amnesiac and Kincaid continue their onslaught as Carl rolls to the outside of the ring. Kincaid ducks a punch and forces Amnesiac into a corner. He swings, Amnesiac ducks and turns it around, then hoists Kincaid up to the top. Amnesiac climbs up with him and doesn't see Carl sliding back into the ring on the opposite side. Carl rushes over to the set-up, which appears to be a top rope German suplex. Carl runs at the ropes, springboards off them, and grabs Amnesiac by the waist after a flip, powering him down to the mat with a power bomb. Tyson is sent flying across the ring and lands awkwardly on his neck. Carl is now in control. He goes for a quick victory over Amnesiac, but it's only a two count. He scurries over to Tyson and hooks the leg, but he also kicks out of the pin. He drops down and locks Tyson in the Cross face! Tyson is in a great deal of pain, but gets saved by Amnesiac, who nails Carl with a brutal knee to the face. Carl drops. Amnesiac grabs Kincaid and pulls him to his feet. He lifts Kincaid up for a suplex, but Kincaid keeps his feet planted. Kincaid hoists Amnesiac into the air and hits a Falcon Arrow. He places his hands on Amnesiac and goes for an easy pin, but Amnesiac gets the shoulder up before the 3. Kincaid stands up and grabs Amnesiac. He calls for the end and goes for the OCD-DT! Amnesiac spins around... and around... and around... until Kincaid is launched over the top rope with a huracanrana reversal by Amnesiac! Amnesiac gets to his feet and hits the ropes for momentum. He goes for a dive at Kincaid, but Carl catches him with a Rock Bottom/Side Effect/Book End/Smackdown (even though the Side Effect isn't the same thing as the other three)! Carl runs to the corner and hops to the top rope. Kincaid rolls into the ring and drapes his arm across Amnesiac's chest. It's an extremely close call, but Carl breaks up the pin with an amazing shooting star press! All three men are down. Carl and Tyson get to their feet before Amnesiac. They exchange rights and lefts. Tyson gets the advantage and whips Carl into the ropes. Carl bounces back and Tyson drops down and rolls through and hooks Carl in a half crab. Carl's hand is set up for the submit. He goes to tap out, but Amnesiac steps on his hand and traps it on the mat. He stands there for a few moments, letting the pain sink in, before nailing Kincaid with a buzzsaw-like kick. Kincaid releases Carl and stumbles backwards, then falls between the middle and top rope, to the outside of the ring. Amnesiac grabs Carl and goes for Pure Amnesia! But Carl swings himself down and gets Amnesiac up onto his shoulders! F-5! He drops down and hooks the leg. 1, 2, 3!
WINNER in 7:18 - Carl From Fresno
MARK VANDER & CAPELLAN vs. THE NERVE AGENT & VOLTAGE
Angelo Barros is YOUR referee!
Cap and Nerves start. Cap gets the crowd clapping as they circle each other a couple of times. They lock up, Nerve falls back and monkey flips Cap and kippups, bowing to the crowd to a chorus of boos. Cap landed on his feet and turns to Nerve, who's still macking to the crowd. Cap decides to show off and runs to the ropes, doing an Asai-based FACEPLANT on Nerves. He kips up and poses, and the fans cheer. Cap gets Nerves off the mat and wrings one arm, pushing him back to the face corner where Vander is tagged in. Still holding the arm, Cap starts climbing out as Vander gives Nerves a double ax handle to the back. Nerve drops to a knee as Cap climbs out and gets the crowd clapping again. Vander pulls Nerves to his feet and slings him to the ropes, catching him with a knee to the gut on the rebound. He puts the boots to Nerves as he scrambles to the corner to tag Voltage in. Voltage puts down his "Vander: buy stock in girdles" sign and climbs in.
Vander tries to swing immediately but Voltage blocks it and gets Vander turned around and into the corner. Volt borrows the tag rope for a choke but ref Barros breaks that up. While he and Volt discuss the matter Nerves takes the tag rope and chokes Vander mercilessly. Cap vaults over the ropes and while Barros backs him up the heels pound Vander some more. Once Cap is contained Barros hurries back to the other corner, only seeing Volt carefully pulling a very dazed Vander out of the corner. Volt gently taps Vander’s back to the ropes and slings him, catching him with a clothesline and a quick cover for a two count. Volt argues with Barros (with his shin conveniently over Vander's throat) before letting him go. He gets Vander to his feet and lets him wobble for a few seconds, taunting the crowd by asking to rally Vander. Cap is losing his mind in the corner over this. Volt taunts the crowd too long as Vander LUNGES with a clothesline that turns Volt inside out. Vander crawls for the corner to tag Cap as Volt tries to remember what country he's in! The tag is made and Cap soars into the ring with a CORKSCREW LEGDROP! He rolls to his feet and knocks Nerve off the apron before going back after Volt. Nerves springboards after Cap, flattening him from behind with his FLIPPING SEATED SENTON! Cap hits the mat face-first. Nerve hops over his partner and taunts Vander, who climbs through the ropes and charges. Barros desperately tries to break them up while Cap and Volt get into an "Anything you can do" high spots contest full of cartwheels, moonsaults, springboards and wheel kicks to each other. (somewhere, Bunny weeps; somewhere else, an ROH writer gets ideas).
Crowd is going bonkers as Barros almost gets Nerve and Vander broken up. Vander spits on Nerves, who nearly runs Barros over to brawl. Vander doesn't gets his footing and the two sprawl over the ropes to the floor. Cap has taunted Volt into attempting the Shooting Star press. As Volt sets up, Cap positions himself and springboards JUST as Volt Launches! Volt's picture perfect Shooting Star Press is interrupted by a MID AIR VINDICATOR! HOW DID CAP WRAP THAT AROUND VOLTAGE SO QUICKLY???? HOLY SHIT, INDEED! Barros is so shocked he almost forgets to count! Nerves tries to get back in the ring to help his partner but Vander grabs him and FLATTENS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH THE DEAL BREAKER as Barros counts 3.
WINNER in 9:23 Capellan and Mark Vander
THE DEAD vs. BEAST vs. OUTBACK JACK
The Dead out first, the OBJ. Beast's music plays, but ends with no sign of him. The ref confers with the other two competitors, who shrug. The seconds tick by, and a bored OBJ grabs a can of Foster's (it's Australian for "fermented piss only a foreigner would drink"). He opens the can – and the Beast POPS OUT~! Closed fists to OBJ! Closed fists to the Dead! Beast is on a tear as the ref finally calls for the bell to start the match. OBJ is dazed in the corner, so Beast blasts The Dead with a couple more right hands, then looks for the MONSTER CLUB OF DEATH~! But OBJ spears him across the ring before he can hit it! Both the big men spill to the floor. The Dead to his feet. Sees Beat and Jack brawling on the floor. Up on the turnbuckle: HOLY SHIT~! What the hell do you call that? A Five Star Corkscrew Senton type thingy? Whatever the heck it was, all three men are down as the ref goes to the ten count. Its way too early for the count to have any drama, though, so the trio are back in at six. Dead looks for a DDT on Beast, but the monstrous man powers his opponent up, seeking a power bomb. Dead hangs on, however, and when OBJ charges in, the lightest competitor hits a double-kick that knocks the Australian sprawling, then uses the momentum to swing himself up and over Beast: ASAI DDT~! Cover! Gets two as Beast literally hurls Dead aside. Jack, smarting from two boots to the face, decides to introduce Dead to his own size twelves. Beast lurks ... sees an opening .... charges! But OBJ hears him coming, and Drop Toe Holds Beast right on top of the Dead. TD may be broken in half! Jack hauls Beast away and goes for the cover on Dead, but Beast recovers and breaks it up. Now we go into the meat of any three way match: kick one guy out of the ring, let a second guy become dominant, and then when he's about to pin the third, have the first guy come in to make the save. It's a formula, but it works. We move into end game as people start to go for their finishers, only to have them blocked. Finally OBJ sinks in the Croc Hunter on Beast, but as he rears back, The Dead springboards in and DDTs his face into the mat. OBJ rolls onto his back, and TD goes for the cover. 1 ... 2 ... Beast breaks it up, hurls Jack out of the ring, and BLASTS The Dead with MONSTER CLUB OF DEATH~!. The three count is academic.
WINNER BY PINFALL IN 15:12 – THE BEAST!
After the match, Beast raises his arms in victory, but Outback Jack is back into the ring and they argue for a moment. Arguing eventually turns into shoves, and Beast is about to grab Jack when he is spin around and PASTED with the Close the Casket! Jack charges at Dead, but Dead sidesteps and shoves Jack to the ropes and catches him with a Close the Casket as well! Both men are down. Dead looks down at his fallen opponents and sneers, then leaves the ring.
THE WORLD’S GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. ECOSYSTEM & BLITZ
The World’s Greatest Fag Team comes to ringside first, accompanied by Lance and Lauren Phoenix. MacCappington seems to have regained control of his cane, and he threatens a couple of ringside fans with it. Ecosystem and Blitz are down next, Eco still seems to have a confused look on his face. Maybe that will clear up when the bell rings. Blitz handsprings onto the apron and clears the ropes, opening them for Eco as he enters the ring. Lance polishes Fonzworth’s boots as the referee calls for4 the bell.
Hardcore starts out with Ecosystem. Collar and elbow tie up to begin. And Hardcore pushes Eco to the mat. Eco pops back up and gets kicked in the midsection. Ryan hits the ropes and levels Eco with a shoulder block. Hardcore follows up with a knee drop and then a hammerlock. Eco powers up and slams Hardcore to the mat. Eco tries a standing moonsault. NOBODY HOME! Eco writhes in pain and Hardcore hits a jumping leg drop. Cover for a 2 count. Hardcore whips Eco into the ropes and hits the opposite rope. FLYING LARIAT! Cover for another 2 count and he tags in FFM. MacCappington charges in and greets his former associate with a big right hand. Eco hits the mat again. Fonzie drops an elbow, and proceeds to stomp Eco into the mat. Irish Whip, Eco ducks a clothesline, and Eco responds with a flying burrito. Eco crawls to his corner and tags in Blitz. House of fire entrance. Rights and lefts level MacCappington, Hardcore, and Lance as he climbs onto the ring apron. The WGFT and friends regroup on the outside, which proves to be a bad idea. Blitz hits the top turnbuckle and does a twisting, somersaulting flip onto all 4 LOADED members. Eco hits the ropes and dives through the ropes and takes out FFM, sending him back-first into the Macedonian Announce Table. Hardcore is back in the ring, and gets enziguried by Blitz. The referee clears Hardcore out of the ring, then begins a count on FFM, who staggers into the ring at 9. Blitz goes to work on the weakened FFM. Springboard Back Elbow. Back Cracker. BME for a 2 count. Blitz pulls FFM to his feet and blisters him with chops. MacCappington slumps in the corner and Blitz charges in with a shoulder. Hip toss. Running bulldog. Springboard Moonsault. Cover for 2 again. Lance suddenly appears on the apron. The referee goes over and Lance begins to scream at him. Lauren Phoenix rounds the other side of the ring with FFM’s cane undetected and nails Ecosystem in the kneecap. He falls to the arena floor in pain. Blitz staggers FFM with a chop. He hits the rope and gets SMACKED in the back of the head with the cane, courtesy of Ms. Phoenix. Blitz staggers forward. FFM falls back into the WGFT corner. Tag to Ryan. Lance back to the floor, referee turns back to the action. Hardcore to the top rope. PEARL NECKLACE. Cover 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 10:02; The World’s Greatest Fag Team!
ERIC O’MAC vs. CONCRETE TG – First Blood Match
This is sure to be an epic brawl as one of the leaders of Bennett’s Army takes on the returning superstar and long time thorn in the side of big Bennett supporter, Moosehead Jack. These two have met a few times over the last few weeks and currently Eric O’Mac holds a slight advantage in those matches, but tonight’s match may actually be more in Takaken’s wheelhouse. Tonight’s victor will be decided by who makes the other bleed first and while Crete is an accomplished technical wrestler, Eric probably holds the superiority there. But tonight is about blood and violence, as much as Crete wishes he could step above all that, his history with Moose has proven different. Will that be what turns the tide in Concrete’s favor tonight or will it possibly be the fact that Eric has been busted open quite a few times the last few days exposing a weakness? Or will Eric and his allies with Bennett find a way to overcome those odds to make the hero bleed.
Let’s get ready to rock and roll with this battle and coming out first to Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind” is the former leader of the As Yet Unnamed Face Faction and the Heroes Guild…former OOWF World Champion, former WWE Superstar; “CONCRETE” TAKAKEN GRYFON. Gryfon makes his way out on the stage and soaks in the cheers of the Korean crowd. The music kicks in and Crete walks down the aisle slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way down. CTG is very happy with the ovation he’s gotten here, but we can tell he is very focused on the upcoming match. He makes his way into the ring and is staring hard at the entrance as he awaits Eric O’Mac’s entrance. “MOVE BITCH” by Ludacris blasts over the sound system and Crete just looks at the entrance waiting for Eric, but the only one who comes out is Moosehead Jack. Crete is yelling down the ramp telling Moose that Eric can’t avoid this fight, but what CTG doesn’t realize is that EOM is standing right behind him with a microphone.
Eric O’Mac: MOVE BITCH!!!
With the loud scream in his ears, Crete turns around and gets a microphone blasted across his skull. Eric is yelling at the ref to call for the bell and check Crete for blood. What an asshole, Eric knows he’s in trouble tonight and had to attack from behind. Hell, he’s even got a bandage over his injured eye and he knows that if Crete gets the chance to attack that eye, he’ll be in serious trouble. The ref is checking on CTG but after a moment says there is no blood and for the match to continue. Eric goes to hit Crete with the microphone again, but Crete blocks it and connects with a right causing Eric to drop the mic. Eric tries to counter with a left, blocked by CTG and returned with a right. Eric is getting caught with punches here, but he’s smart enough to keep his right side away from Crete as that’s the eye which could cause him issues. Eric takes a step back from taking any more punches and goads Gryfon into a lockup.
They lock up and within seconds, move after move are attempted and then countered. These two have worked together in the OOWF and while they haven’t stepped foot in the ring as opponents a great deal they both know each others’ strengths and weaknesses. After a few minutes of some beautiful technical wrestling with arm drags, hip tosses, kip-ups, counters, counters of counters and just a great exhibition of pure wrestling ability the two men wind up facing each other in a fighting position and the crowd erupts. This does not please Eric though as he had been hoping to grab the advantage over Crete using his wrestling expertise. Eric looks frustrated as they lock up again and it looks like it costs him as CTG Irish-whips him into the ropes, but he catches a break when CTG makes a cardinal rookie mistake. EOM catches Takaken with a DDT as he puts his head down too early. Mac takes this opportunity and begins to try and work over Gryfon. EOM stays on the offense for quite a while trying to wear down and break down Takaken to make it easier as the match gets near the end. Eric refuses to let up and he calls for help from the outside from Moose. Moose nods and pushes the timekeeper out his chair and slides into the ring. Eric picks it up and is waiting for Crete to stand up to try and end this match right now. Crete is staggering to his feet and trying to get his bearings when Eric charges with the chair. At the very last split second, Crete ducks under the shot and Eric stumbles but stops himself from losing balance. Without thinking thought EOM turns around and turns right into a beautiful dropkick from CTG. Eric still has his wits about him though as before he can clock himself with the chair, he tosses hit high into the air and out of the ring.
Eric may not be cut yet, but CTG has the offense now and picks up Eric for a scoop slam. He follows it up with 3 successive elbow drops and is really taking it to Eric. He picks Mac up by the hair and drags him into the corner and has him face the turnbuckle…He starts slamming his head into the buckle…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and 10. The crowd is cheering wildly as Eric is dazed. The ref checks on him, but the cut is holding for now and Crete goes back on the offensive He hits a body slam on Mac and decides its time to climb the ropes. CTG gets to the top rope and is about attempt a move but he can’t as MHJ has jumped up on the apron and grabbed a hold of Crete’s leg. The ref can’t do anything as the match can only end on sight of blood and as Crete pushes Moose away it was enough of a distraction to allow Eric time to recover. Eric flies up the ropes and hits a beautiful overhead belly-to-belly suplex and both men are down at the moment. Both get to their feet at the same time and they start slugging it out in the middle of the ring. Rights from CTG as Eric is still keeping his right eye away from Crete and lefts from EOM as both try to hit that spot on their opponent that will bust them open. Crete seems to have just a little bit more behind his blows as he starts rattling off rights without any counters from Eric. An Irish-whip by CTG works out as he blasts Eric right in the guts with a beautiful spinning back kick. Takaken might try a different technique here and go for some internal bleeding.
CTG knows where Eric’s been injured in the past and is also working on weakening those spots to make him bleed his own blood. CTG’s offense is vicious as he seems to realize exactly who he is fighting. This is the man that was one of the key factors in Rick’s ouster and Crete is holding nothing back now. He works him over good for a bit and decides it’s time to go for the blood. CTG slides out of the ring and looks for a chair under the ring and he finds one. As he pulls it out and looks up, he’s staring right at MHJ’s eyes. Jack is begging for Crete to take a swing knowing that there are consequences for such an act. Gryfon has his one fist clenched and looks like he really wants to take a swing, but he thinks better of it and is about to get in the ring. But the distraction again allowed Eric to recover and he comes flying between the 2nd and 3rd ropes with a beautiful suicide dive. That could be the end though as CTG did get the chair up a bit and it looks like it hit both of our competitors as they went crashing to the floor. The ref is out to check on both and he keeps going back and forth between the two. Moose walks over and motions the ref back to CTG saying he sees blood when he drops something by Eric. The ref is doing a close inspection of Gryfon looking for any sign of blood, but meanwhile behind his back Eric has rolled over and YES, there are a few drops of blood poking out from under the bandage. This match should be over…where is the ref to check on Eric? He’s still checking on CTG and Eric is using this time to take the bandage off and he’s using…what is that….unfuckingreal. Moose has dropped a jar of Vaseline near Eric. Eric takes a huge handful and starts slapping it on the cut to stop the bleeding. The ref and Moose have started to argue now as he tries to explain that Crete is NOT bleeding and finally the ref has had enough of the argument and turns toward Eric. He stutter-steps for a second as he sees a huge glob of some substance hanging from Eric’s eyebrow. He takes a look, but sees no blood and orders the match to continue.
Both get to their feet and now they start slugging away again but it looks like CTG’s punches are just sliding right off EOM and not having a huge effect. And Eric gains the upper hand. First, his use of Vaseline has forced this match to continue even though it should be over and now it’s affecting Crete’s offense. Eric uses the upper hand he’s gained and tries to toss Crete back into the ring, but no going on that. REBOUND LARIAT and Eric goes down hard. Crete looks like he’s had enough of this and just jumps on Mac and starts really throwing punches…rights and lefts; lefts and rights. This may do it as even the Vaseline may not be able to curtail the beating Eric is taking here. The ref tries to get Crete off to check on Eric, but it looks like Crete doesn’t care and he swings back and knocks the ref staggering backwards right into Moose. MHJ just shrugs and kills the ref with a LUNG BLOWER.
Crete finally stops the beating and we look down and see that Eric O’Mac’s face is a bloody mess. Crete turns around to show the ref, but he sees that the ref is completely out of it next to Moose. CTG is yelling at MHJ trying to find out what happened when we see Moose motion to the back and out come Johnny Adrenaline and AA; The Heels. CTG gets in the ring to meet them and tries to fight the two off and is doing a good job while Moose heads over towards Eric and sees the large amounts of blood covering his face. He reaches under the ring and grabs a towel and a bottle of water and starts wiping Eric down trying to clean off the blood. Meanwhile CTG has done ad admirable job so far in the ring against The Heels, but even he can not overcome a double-team attack from one of the greatest tag team in OOWF history and CTG finally succumbs to the numbers as AA kills Crete from behind with a clothesline from hell. The Heels really start laying the boots to CTG as Moose continues to clean Eric up. This is unbelievable as Moose has now pulled a roll of medical tape from under the ring and starts wrapping EOM’s head to stop the bleeding. The ref has also started to stir and finally gets back to his feet and he notices all the shenanigans, but can’t do anything about it besides check on Eric which he does. But there is absolutely no sign of any blood as Moose must have wrapped Eric’s head nice and hard with a large amount of tape. MHJ has now helped Eric to his feet and he seems to be shaking the cobwebs out as Moose helps him back into the ring. He uses the ropes to help get himself back to his feet as Moose is back under the ring again looking for something. It looks like Bennett and his Army had this match perfectly planned with everything needed scattered under the ring. EOM is finally standing as he tells The Heels to pick up a beaten CTG. They do so and Eric walks right up to him and slaps the taste out of his mouth. He’s yelling something about coming back to where he’s not wanted and to just go back. And he uses a lot more colorful language to get that point across. Eric makes the sign and he steps up to Concrete and gets him into position…SMACKDOWN. He motions for The Heels to pick Gryfon up again…and another SMACKDOWN. He motions once again and a third SMACKDOWN on Gryfon. But there is still no blood. Eric seems to have had enough of this and he walks over to the ropes and looks down at Moosehead Jack who is just reappearing from under the ring and in his hands is SISTER SLEDGE. Oh this is not going to be pretty as MHJ hands Eric O’Mac the sledgehammer…Is that an autograph on the sledgehammer??? It doesn’t matter I guess as Eric bangs it onto the mat as The Heels pick Takaken up for the fourth or fifth time. And they hold Crete’s arms wide and there is nothing the referee can do to stop this from happening. Eric takes a moment to line Concrete up and blasts him right between the eyes…the ref checks and NO BLOOD…what the hell is going on here?
Eric is looking at the sledgehammer in disbelief as he walks over towards Crete and drags him up by the handle. He leans Crete up against the ropes and gets a running start…BAM, Concrete takes another shot between the eyes and goes flying over the top rope all the way to the floor. The ref jumps to the outside and he takes a look at Crete. He slowly gets to his feet and looks over towards the timekeeper and looks sick as he makes a motion to ring the bell. The camera finally pans down to get a look at Concrete Takaken Gryfon and my gawd he is pouring blood. This match is over and we need medical help out here NOW. Moose has joined his allies in the ring and all four walk over towards the side of the ring where Crete is laid out. The four share a laugh and just shake their heads at how much The OOWF Hero has fallen. They don’t even bother continue to beat down Gryfon as they raise Eric’s hand high in the center of the ring.
WINNER in 23:14 is Eric O’Mac!
CHRIS COLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Best of Seven Series Match 4; Davin Moreland leads 2-1
The crowd jumps to their feet as the next match is announced. Referee Davis Hightower waits in the ring as the houselights start to change. “Master of Puppets” blasts through the PA, as a focused and confident Chris “The Main Event” Cole makes his way into the ring. The crowd boos for everything they’re worth, and Cole signals to them all that they’re number 1, drawing more boos. “Pull Me Under” comes over the PA replete with crazy pyro and strobe lights. Davin Moreland ignores the crowd and is completely silent. Instead of the customary jump into the ring, he just climbs in looking determined to kill Cole. Cole starts to talk shit. Hightower immediately gets in between them and tells them both something that looks like “save it for the bell”. This match is the 4th match in the Best of Seven series for the #1 Contender to the OOWF World Heavyweight title between Davin Moreland and Chris “The Main Event” Cole. Davin Moreland leads 2-1. Hightower senses he can’t hold these two off each other any longer, and he calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Moreland literally flies after Cole, and goes in unprotected. Cole, apparently expecting this, heaves off with a wicked right hook that connects right on the point of Moreland’s chin. Moreland stops, looks at Cole, smiles and shakes his head “no”, and proceeds to beat the holy hell out of him. Lefts, rights, forearms, a couple of SICK head butts and finally the repeated ramming of Cole’s skull into the turnbuckle. MILITARY PRESS SLAM off the top rope bounces Cole back into the ring. Davin grabs Cole’s body and twists it into the ropes, and sets up for a TARANTULA! Hightower gives Davin 4 before breaking the hold. Cole takes a CLOTHESLINE out of the ring for his trouble. Davin wastes no time and hits the far ropes, leaps, and hits the SUICIDE NO-HANDS PLANCHA! Davin hits a PILEDRIVER on the outside, followed by a SPINNING POWERBOMB! He pulls Cole near the STEEL STEPS and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL STEPS! The paramedics have been contacted, and hopefully that’s JUST blood covering Cole’s face. Davin goes to the Trinidadian Announce Table and does the now-traditional house cleaning. Monitors fly everywhere! Davin pulls Cole onto the table, sets him up, and DRILLS him with a HEADLINER THROUGH THE TRINIDADIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Cole is most likely dead. Moreland does his best to shake the cobwebs out, and simply PRESSES and TOSSES Cole into the ring from the outside. Davin follows up looking to put this one away. He pulls Cole on his shoulders and drags up to the top turnbuckle with him. He presses Cole up as if he were throwing a javelin. He tosses him in the air and jumps…TOP-ROPE ELEVATED DIAMOND CUTTER! That’ll do it…but DAVIN’S NOT DONE. Springboard Moonsault, and then locks on Cole’s OTHER move…ELEVATED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Cole isn’t even conscious, is he? He’s got it locked in, but just as Hightower is about to slide in looking for the tap, F. Fonzworth MacCappington, The Dead, Eric O’Mac and LD Williams all come down to the ring, getting his attention. They all seem to be arguing with Hightower, but someone’s missing from the group, The E has disappeared suddenly. Finally, Davin breaks the hold to both yell at the group AND get Hightower back to the match. Hightower looks at Davin, looks at Cole, and IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell! Davin is screaming and begging with Hightower, but all Hightower sees is the Brass Knucks lying next to Cole’s head. Davin is apoplectic until he sees Eric O’Mac pointing at his head and smirking. Davin takes off looking for blood.
WINNER by (Dusty) DISQUALIFICATION in 8:41…”The Main Event” CHRIS COLE!
FIREWOMAN vs. BUNNY – OOWF Onslaught Championship Ladder Match
The ring crew is still finishing up as we come back, and they’ve set up 4 ladders around the ring, and stocked several more under the ring. The crowd knows what’s next and they are HOT with expectation. Eminem starts up on the PA, and Bunny (in his suit and with his hat to the side) does a couple of flips and then a breakdance spot on the ramp. The crowd seems impressed, so Bunny does a couple more dance moves before grabbing a collapsed ladder from under the ring, and tosses it in; flipping in after it. He straightens his ears as his music fades out. “Firewoman” starts to blast through the sound system, and Firewoman appears at the top of the ramp, her first appearance as the new champ, and raises her OOWF Onslaught Championship high into the air, and the crowd LOVES it, and cheers her all the way into the ring. Firewoman climbs a turnbuckle and raises her belt, and the crowd reacts accordingly. She hands the belt to Referee Sterling Glaw, who holds it high in the air, before attaching it to the cable hanging in front of him. The belt is raised about 15 feet above the ring. This match will be a Ladder Match for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Glaw looks at both competitors, determines them ready and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Fire charges immediately at Bunny, who simply back flips out of the way. Fire charges again, and Bunny flips out of the way again, this time taunting the champ. Firewoman is obviously getting heated, and charges again. Bunny back flips again, but this time, Fire put on the brakes, and once Bunny completes his flip…EATS CLOTHESLINE! Bunny sells it like a champ with a full flip. Firewoman presses her advantage, and pulls Bunny up to the top turnbuckle. She BULLDOGS him off the top…It could be…It is! FIRESTOMP! Bunny is in rough shape. Fire runs the ropes, FIRESAULT! Is that going to be enough? Fire grabs the ladder Bunny brought into the ring, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. She only gets a step or two up before Bunny DRILLS her in the back of the head with a Standing Dropkick! Fire crumbles to the floor, and Bunny heads out of the ring, and brings in one of the ladders, and sets it up next to the other one. He dives out again and digs under the ring for a ladder, and sets up a third ladder right next to the other two. Bunny rolls out again for some reason, but Firewoman is up and ready, and starts to run…what is she doing? She springboards off the top rope, onto the PLATFORM of the Ladder on the outside, and hits a CORKSCREW 360 SPLASH on Bunny as he’s digging for stuff under the ring! Crowd loved that one, and starts a “FI-RE-WO-MAN” chant.
Fire is up first, and pulls Bunny up, just so she can WHIP him into the STEEL STEPS sending the top half flying. Fire climbs up the ladder closest to her and FLIES off with a SUICIDE LEGDROP to the floor. Fire recovers and scoops up Bunny for a DVD on the STEEL STEPS BOTTOM PART! I think Bunny’s dead. Fire gathers herself and climbs into the ring, and starts up the middle ladder. She’s about 3/4s of the way up before you can hear the crowd buzzing as Bunny has gotten up. He groggily looks into the ring to see what’s going on, and he kicks it up a gear. He quickly climbs up the ladder outside the ring. He jumps and lands HARD square on the top rope, spring boarding himself up to one of the PLATFORMS on one of the Ladders, and is able to steady himself to NAIL Fire with a MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE LADDER! Crowd is holy shitting themselves at the awesomeness of that spot. Both competitors are down, and Glaw doesn’t know what to do. He looks like he wants to count, but he realizes he could count to a million and it doesn’t matter, so he starts biting his fingernails.
Bunny is up first, and looks to take the advantage. He goes up to the closest turnbuckle, and hits a BUNNY HOP onto the still downed Champion. He goes back up to the top and hits a BUNNYSAULT and that looks like it’s enough. He kicks Firewoman out to the floor for good measure, and does a breakdancing thing on the mat to the amusement of the crowd. Bunny starts the long climb to the top. He looks back about halfway up to make sure Firewoman isn’t behind him. Bunny is almost at the platform when LADDER comes flying in from OUT OF NOWHERE and DRILLS BUNNY from the back! His ladder teeters over and smashes into ANOTHER ladder. Bunny bounces completely out of control, ending up hitting the top rope on the side, and falling all the way out to the St. Kittsian Announce Table, smashing through it. Fire leans against the ring apron as the crowd starts a “Holy Shit” chant, but Fire gets them to change it to “That was Awesome!” to the consternation of her DEA Stablemate somewhere. Fire is LIMPING~! Over to the remnants of the announce table, and pulls Bunny out of the rubble. She grabs some of the electric cord around the table and looks to be trying to tie Bunny up! Smart move. Once she’s gathered enough of it, she starts to tie Bunny up to the Steel Ring post. She almost manages to get an arm tied up when Bunny manages to unleash the MOUNTAIN DEW MIST! Firewoman is BLINDED! Firewoman collapses onto the ground. Bunny manages to free himself, and ties Firewoman’s hands behind her back on the floor. Bunny’s legs give out and he falls down, but manages to gather himself and crawl into the ring. He avoids the ladder still resting against the ropes, and resets the one in the middle. He drops to his knees, still apparently in rough shape. After resting for a second, he starts the long climb to the top.
He gets 3 rungs from the top, when out of NOWHERE the Ladder that was on the ropes SMASHES into his Ladder! Bunny never saw it coming, so he falls awkwardly into the other ladder, and over the top rope on the far side, smashing into another ladder! Looking at the “Moments Ago” replay, we see that Firewoman, still tied up managed to DROPKICK the ladder on the ropes, and caught it well enough that it smashed into the other one. Firewoman furiously tries to free herself from the wires, and finally does. Firewoman is INCENSED! She pulls a length of cord out from the socket it was in. Some lights go out in the top part of the arena, but Firewoman doesn’t care right now, as the green-faced Champ stumbles and limps to the other side of the ring, and finds a dead Bunny. She HOGTIES Bunny with the cord. She sets up the closest fallen ladder and pulls Bunny up the ladder with her. She gets to the top and THROWS Bunny about 10 feet away and 20 feet down onto the RAMP! Crowd is batshit. Fire isn’t done yet though. She looks up to the sky, takes a deep breath, signals to the crowd, and launches herself off the ladder for a BFE OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO BUNNY ON THE RAMP 10 FEET AWAY AND 20 FEET DOWN! Crowd is threatening to RIOT at this point because of all the awesomeness. Fire grabs 3 Ladders from under the ring, and drags them up to the dead Bunny. She closes one over his legs, one over his chest and arms, and one over his neck and head. No way is Bunny getting up from this. Firewoman takes a big deep breath and smiles as she makes her way into the ring. The crowd is on their feet in full throat with a “Firewoman” chant. Fire steadies the ladder in the middle of the ring and starts to climb. About ½ way up, Bunny can be seen stirring and trying to get free. Fire gets to the platform, and Bunny is DRAGGING the ladders and himself toward the ring, but it is WAY too late, and Fire easily takes the belt from the cable for the victory, and Glaw calls for the bell.
WINNER in 20:12 by (Belt pull-down?) and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION…FIREWOMAN!
The crowd salutes Firewoman as she poses with the belt before leaving the ring. The still incapacitated Bunny looks up at her with his big Bunny eyes looking to be freed from his predicament. Fire smiles, and then lands a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP on BUNNY’S HEAD THROUGH THE LADDER. That looks like the end of Team Rabbxtfire for good.
Firewoman continues her in ring celebration, with the crowd cheering wildly. Their cheers turn to a warning, however, as Eric O’ Mac comes flying down the ramp. He’s in the ring behind Firewoman before it registers to her the tone of the crowd has changed, as she turns to find Eric already right behind her. He yells “Mr. Bennett has accepted your decision!!” and nails Firewoman with a ROCK BOTTOM! The crowd boos loudly, as Eric O’ Mac stands over Firewoman. She tries to get up, and Eric stomps her back down. Eric steps back, but that is just the opening that Firewoman needs. She kips up and flies at Eric. He jumps out of the ring, smiling. Firewoman makes the universal “C’mon. Get in the ring” symbol, which apparently signals the team of Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster to come down the ramp. Behind them are LJ Bennett and Moosehead Jack, who remain at the top of the ramp, to watch over the events. Apparently, Johnny Adrenaline has not forgotten about their fiery meeting in Ric’s Sandwich shop. The Heels jump in the ring. Firewoman looks back and forth between the two of them also trying to keep her eyes on Eric. It’s clearly a three-on-one, with the three all smiles and Firewoman all business. The crowd begins to cheer suddenly as Firewoman’s occasional tag team partner the Dead appears between Bennett and Moose. Moose and The Dead exchange a look as Dead then makes his way towards the ring. Firewoman looks relieved to see him as he rolls into the ring. They lock eyes for a minute, as the crowd is relieved to see things even up. The Dead looks at Firewoman, and from out of nowhere CLOSE THE CASKET! Firewoman stumbles and falls. The Dead looks down at her, and says "Nothing personal. Just business. Not The Dead's decision." It appears that loyalty to Bennett beats out all. The Heels fall upon Firewoman with stomps and punches. The Dead stands back, clearly not happy. Eric jumps back in the ring, getting his own kicks in.
Bunny manages to free himself from the ladder and hog ties, and runs to the ring to help his former partner. The Dead has rolled out and is… heading back to the locker room? He glares at Moose and Bennett as he passes. Bunny pulls Attitude Adjuster out of the fray and brawls with him for a bit. Firewoman is able to get up and trade punches with Johnny Adrenaline, and things look like they’re about even. But Firewoman and Bunny have just had a brutal ladder match, so they appear to be fading. There’s another roar of the crowd as IHOP makes their way down the ring, after a signal from Eric. It’s clear that this is a finely orchestrated attack, with Eric O’ Mac as the conductor. IHOP pulls Bunny out of the melee and double clotheslines him out of the ring. Attitude Adjuster goes back to Firewoman, who continues to fight back, as best she can. Bunny is on the ground, and out from under the ring, The Knife lays the HAND OF GOD on Bunny, setting him for DIVINE JUDGEMENT! Bunny is down, and Knife makes sure to keep him there. IHOP stays in the ring on the ropes, to make sure Bunny stays out of the way, but also joining in on the in-ring action. Moose and Bennett, apparently satisfied, turn and head backstage.
Firewoman is struggling with a three-on-one, occasionally a five-on-one, when she hears the crowd roar again. She glances at the ramp with an “oh great, now who?” look and is surprised and relieved to see her partner, Alexander Darling, flying down the ramp. Her relief turns to a mix of shock, anger, and fear as Donovan Viper and FF MacCappington are following close behind. She tries to call out a warning, but she’s stopped by a punch from Johnny Adrenaline. Darling begins to vault into the ring for the save, but Viper and MacCappington pull him back onto the floor, and into a CHAIN ASSISTED DEATH DRIVER by Viper, breaking Alexander’s nose… again. Bunny is down, Darling is down, Firewoman is down. Viper and MacCappington toss Darling into the ring. Eric O’ Mac gets a broad smile, as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out … a pair of handcuffs!! He handcuffs Darling to the ring, and with a sneer, goes back to dominating Firewoman. Darling struggles with the cuffs, trying to free himself.
Finally, to the crowd’s relief, Davin Moreland comes down, carrying his trusty rebar. Firewoman doesn’t notice. She’s still fighting, but has nothing left. The assault has opened up numerous cuts on her face, and the blood running in her eyes is making it hard to see to defend. Davin makes it into the ring, distracting The Heels and Eric O’ Mac. They circle a prone Firewoman, but before Davin can push them away from her, Chris Cole and LD Williams come from out of the crowd, over the guardrail, and into the ring. Davin swings and hits LD Williams, but Cole takes the opportunity to jump him. Williams recovers and HEADLINER!! It’s 2-1 on Davin. The Heels each take one of Firewoman’s shoulders and pull her up to face Eric O’ Mac. The crowd is furious! Firewoman’s head droops forward, so Johnny Adrenaline pulls her hair back to raise it back up again. Eric grabs her chin, and sneers a smile at her. He grabs a mic:
"THIS …. This is a message to all of you not taking sides out there. From this point on, if you are not on Team Bennett, you are the enemy."
He lets go of Firewoman’s chin, and her head droops down again. Attitude Adjuster steps back as Johnny Adrenaline yells “This is for setting me on fire, bitch!!” and … ADRENALINE RUSH! As if Firewoman wasn’t done before….The Heels again lift her back up to a sort of standing position and use her hair to pull her head back up. Eric reaches into his pocket and pulls out BRASS KNUCKLES! He winds up and BAM. The Heels let go of Firewoman and she drops in a heap. She’s busted wide open! The Heels and Eric continue their kicks and stomps when finally TEAM RICK appears and runs down the ramp. Eric makes a yell, and Team Bennett stop their respective beat downs, and bail, running through the crowds and other exits rather than meet Team Rick on the ramp. Various members fan out to help out Bunny, Davin, and Alexander, as the medical team, accompanied by Alexis and Lucky, is finally able to come out to check on Firewoman. Davin and Alexander share a look as they observe the activity around them. Alexis frees Alexander, who runs to check on Firewoman, but the medical staff is tending to her, and won’t let him get closer. Referees try to pull him away, but Alexander shakes him off, trying to get closer. Eventually, Alexis gets him to come with her to get his nose looked at, and that Lucky will accompany Firewoman. The wrestlers make their way back up the ramp away from the ring, Darling eventually following behind. At the top of the ramp he turns to watch as Firewoman is getting loaded onto a stretcher. He turns back and again shares a look with Davin Moreland. The two then continue backstage, as the camera goes back to the activities in the ring. We pan back to the ring and see the Onslaught title lying in the middle of the ring, Lucky scurries out to the ring, and looks around nervously before sliding into the ring, grabbing the title, and getting the hell out of there before he gets killed.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. BAD vs. IHOP vs. THE HEELS vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
All teams are introduced before stips are announced in the ring, one per team, before the bell sounds. BAD makes it clear they want a barroom brawl, while Phantos and Lucios want 2 out of 3 falls. The referee thinks about 3 falls in a 5 team match and adjusts the math accordingly. The Sons want a tables match, and IHOP wants a death match. AA and Johnny leave their pick til the end, but the ref passes them over and the ring crew begins assembling things needed for the match.
AA: What about us?
As AA complains, the ref pulls a 15 foot pole out from under the ring, and AA smiles and nods in approval. A makeshift bar is set up in the aisle, enclosed in a cage however. The pole is strapped to one ring post, the key to the cage dangling from up top, and tables have been dragged out from everywhere as we are ready to begin.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE HEELS vs. BAD vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team Championship, 2 out of 6 Falls Key on a Pole Tables and Death Match Barroom Brawl
How anybody is going to keep up with this one, I have no idea. Wild brawl to start and I doubt it will get much prettier. JA and AA try to double team Lucios to no avail, and Phantos in with the save, knocking the Heels to the floor. Phantos follows out with a plancha, but that leaves Lucios to be double teamed by IHOP and dumped out. SYB and Skurge celebrate, but turn around to find the Sons staring them down. Stiff rights for both take them down, then to the ropes for stereo big boots. Backdrops over the top and the Sons rule the ring... only because Seamus has already scurried up the pole and gotten the key and BAD attempts to unlock the bar, but the Sons are out to cut them off. Fight in the aisle, and Magnusson tosses Damon into the cage. And again. And again. Spin pounds Seamus down and rakes his face against the cage. DHM sets up a table, but The Heels attack from behind. But before Johnny and AA can put Magnusson thru the table, Spin flies over with a forearm to Johnny. AA tries the CLAW, but Spin knocks it away, so Capps just goes to the eyes instead. AA loses track of everyone though, and Damon sneaks up from behind bulldogs AA thru the table. Ref starts a count, but AA is up at 5. P&L and IHOP do battle in the ring, with Phantos and Lucios totally dominating them. Skurge gets crotched on the top turnbuckle and SYB eats a German suplex,/super kick combo. No pins here though. Meanwhile, Seamus unlocks the bar, but Johnny slams his head in the door as he tries to get in. Damon and Johnny slug it out, with Wrath getting the best of it. However, the Sons are waiting on Damon, and when he turns around, it's a double suplex thru a table. That only gets a 6 count. Back in, Johnny and AA go after Phantos and Lucios again, with no better luck that the first time. Johnny eats an inverted atomic drop, and gets whipped into the corner, knocking heads with Skurge, who goes tumbling to the floor. Butterfly bomb from Lucios on AA, and Phantos gets a springboard leg drop. Seamus and Damon crawl back to the ring and they try their hand at P&L, and get the better of them. High Times for Phantos, and a double clothesline takes Lucios to the floor. AA and Johnny each slide a table in the ring, and BAD sets them up. But rather than enter the fray, The Heels go around the ring and put the boots to Phantos and Lucios. Seamus and Damon watch this, but don't see Magnusson and Spin sneak in from behind. Big boot to the back of Damon's head, and Seamus turns right around into 100 PROOF TRHU THE TABLE~! Ref starts a count, and he's not getting up! MIDNIGHT SONS WIN A FALL. One to go for the Sons.
While this is going on, SYB and Skurge have commandeered the bar and are drinking up. DHM and SH decide to check on this themselves, dragging IHOP out of the caged bar area and beating their asses on the floor. Johnny and AA toss Phantos into the ring. They look for a spike pile driver thru a table, but Phantos backdrops Johnny off the table and over the top and THRU A TABLE ON THE FLOOR~! HOLY SHIT~! Ref begins a count, but gets distracted when AA hits Phantos – still standing on the table – with a LOU THESZ PRESS OFF THE TOP AND THRU THE TABLE~! Ref starts the count again, this time for both Johnny and Phantos. Johnny begins to stir at 8, but can't make the count. Neither can Phantos. Both THE HEELS and PHANTOS & LUCIOS WIN A FALL. AA celebrates their fall victory, but turns right around into a power bomb from Lucios. Damon is up and nails Lucios with a running knee, sending him to the floor. Seamus is to his knees, and BAD sees The Sons plundering their bar. DHM and Spin and unloaded several bottles of alcohol out of the cage, but the rearranging ends when Damon greets Spin with an edge of broken table straight across the face. Spin is instantly bleeding everywhere. Seamus tosses Hansen back into the bar, follows in and wallops Magnusson with a beer bottle across the head. BAD closes the cage door and locks the padlock to the door. The Sons are trapped in the cage, unconscious. BAD turns back to the ring, just as IHOP was sneaking up on them. SYB begs off, and Skurge tries to walk away, but they get pulled back in and beat down. Damon tosses Skurge into the crowd, who lets him just hit the concrete rather than catch him. SYB manages to circle away from Seamus, and then climbs the cage to get away. But there's no getting away here. Seamus chases SYB up the 10 foot cage, but Damon sneaks up the cage from behind, grabs SYB by the back of the neck, and BAD kills SYB with a DOUBLE POWERBOMB OFF THE CAGE THRU A TABLE~! Call the morgue, he's not gonna answer a 200 count. BAD WINS A FALL~!
As BAD climbs down the cage and strolls back to the ring, Skurge emerges from the crowd, sees SYB, and drags him by an arm to the back. Call it a night for IHOP. SO we're down to BAD< The Heels, and Phantos & Lucios by default, with the first fall winning the titles. BAD jumps in the ring, but the Heels attack from behind, and get unexpected help from P&L. 4 on 2 beat down, slowly becomes 2 on 2 as the Heels back off to set up some tables and let P&L do all the work. Seamus gets dumped, and P&L set up for a ROCKET LAUNCHER THRU A TABLE~! Phantos crushed Damon with the flying leg drop. Count gets to 6, and we could have new champs, but Damon crawls up at 8. Unable to get the job done, Johnny and AA jump P&L from behind. Phantos gets tossed, and they double team Lucios, pounding him down to the mat. AA grabs a chair, as Damon and Seamus stroll back out to the bar to grab some of the whiskey that was taken out of the cage. BAD taunts the Sons, who are coming to, each a bloody mess, in the locked cage. The Heels with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR to Lucios, but AA covers and there are no pin falls. Phantos jumps back in and takes out Johnny, but AA measures him... but has the chair snatched from him by Seamus, back in the ring. Seamus lines AA up, but AA hits the deck and Seamus DRILLS Johnny! JA falls like a tree in a forest, and AA tackles Damon before he can get back in. Lucios up, and Seamus lines him up, too, but Phantos comes off the top and dropkicks the chair back in his face. Seamus to the ropes and P&L flapjack him thru a table. Ref begins a count... 6...7...8...9... but AA hops back in and jump on Seamus, breaking the count, punishing him with right hands.
P&L can't believe it, and drags AA away by the hair. Lucios nails AA with a Curtain Call thru a table, and Phantos goes up top before the ref can count. Moonsault however is blocked by Damon, who catches Phantos in mid-air. Big boot to Lucios, and Damon levels Phantos with a JACKHAMMER THRU THE LAST TABLE IN THE RING~! We could very well have new champs, as everyone is down. Ref gets to 4....5...6... but the Sons have recovered in the cage and are able to lift the bottom of the cage and tip it backward into the aisle, freeing them from the bar. DHM and Spin storm the ring, dragging Phantos out to break the count and we have a brawl with The Sons and BAD. Johnny sneaks back in and grabs Lucios for the ADRENALINE RUSH, but Lucios blocks, lands on the apron, and suplexes Johnny over the top rope and thru a table on the floor! Both guys are down, and no count can be made until one gets up. The Sons and BAD are just stiffing the hell out of each other, Hansen still bleeding everywhere. AA tries to jump Spin from behind, but Hansen no-sells and turns around to get him. That allows Seamus to charge, but Spin dodges, and Seamus crushes AA in the corner, and Spin tosses Seamus over the top and to the floor. AA begs off, but Spin stomps away at him. Meanwhile, while DHM and Damon have at it, Skurge comes back from the back, nails Phantos with a chair on the way by, and slides into help AA... but Spin dodges the chair and AA eats steel. AA falls thru the middle rope and to the floor. Damon backdrops DHM to the floor, and Damon and Spin have at it. Skurge slides a table in and sets it up, but he gets in the way, and Spin and Damon stop, grab Skurge and kill him with a double choke slam on the chair. DHM sneaks back in and wallops Damon in the head from behind. The Sons look down at Skurge, drag him up... 100 PROOF THRU THE TABLE~! Can the ref make the 10 count? 5....6... Phantos is stirring on the floor....7....8... so is Lucios. 9.... P&L crawl up on the apron, but can not get to Skurge in time and the ref reaches TEN~!
WINNERS in 43:48 and NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE MIDNIGHT SONS