[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Manila Warfare PPV
Live! From Manila, Philippines

TYTAN vs. MARK VANDER

Mark Vander comes to the ring without Alexander Bensouir, wonder where he is? Vander slaps hands with the fans, kind of absent mindedly as he heads to the ring. Tytan is announced and the crowd murmurs in anticipation as he steps from behind the curtain and pauses at the top of the ramp. Tytan makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes. The two big men meet in the center of the ring and go nose to nose. The referee separates the two men and they slowly step back to opposite corners never once taking their eyes off of one another. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both men remain in their corner, trying to play mind games with the other, then slowly come to the center of the ring and circle. Collar and elbow lock up, and Tytan pushes Vander against the ropes, the referee calls for the clean break, and almost gets it. Tytan breaks, but before he completely steps away he lands an open hand slap to Vander’s chest that leaves a hand print emblazoned on Vander’s chest. Tytan backs away slowly with a look of smug satisfaction on his face. The two men meet in the middle of the ring again and lock up, this time Vander pushes Tytan to the ropes and once again the referee asks for a clean break and Vander gives it to him, and takes a step back. Tytan was perhaps expecting the retaliatory slap to the chest, but it doesn’t come. Vander flinches Tytan and he flinches right back. Vander steps away laughing and Tytan is PISSED. He kicks the bottom rope and curses Vander, the referee the Philippine government and everyone else he can think of at the moment. Tytan charges to the center of the ring and takes a wild swing at Vander, but Vander blocks it and peppers Tytan with shots to the face, then takes a wild swing himself, but Tytan ducks and tries to lift Vander for an atomic drop, but Vander slips over Tytan’s shoulder, lands on his feet and spins the big man around and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Tytan falling toward the ropes. Tytan gets tangled in the ropes and Vander immediately charges in and hammers him with shots to the face until the referee threatens Vander with disqualification unless he backs off. Vander backs off for a second, then charges in again, but this comes just as the referee frees Tytan’s arm and he gets the leverage to get a big boot up and catch the charging Vander right in the face! Tytan frees himself from the ropes completely and pulls Vander to his feet and sends him HARD into the corner. Vander slams into the turnbuckles chest first and staggers backward a few steps and Tytan bounds off the ropes and DESTROYS him with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends Vander to the floor. Tytan leaves the ring and lands a couple of stiff kicks to Vander’s ribs as he tries to get to his feet. Tytan pulls Vander to his feet and grabs him but the throat with both hands and lifts him into the air, then drives him back into the ring post. Vander’s skull thuds off the ring post and echoes through out the arena. Tytan drops Vander and stands over him admiring his work, but he is not done yet. He grabs Vander by the arm and pulls him off the floor, straight into a short arm clothesline. Tytan rolls into the ring, then right back out, breaking the count and starting a fresh ten count. Tytan pulls Vander to his feet and whips him onto the guardrail, then follows that with a boot wash that opens a cut under Vander’s eye. Tytan rolls Vander back into the ring and takes his time for a moment, taunting the ringside fans. As he climbs back into the ring, Tytan makes a sow of stepping OVER the top rope back into the ring, but Vander gets to his feet and kicks the top rope, crotching Tytan and causing him to howl in pain. Vander steps on the bottom rope and hooks Tytan and takes him into the ring with a suplex, floats over and gets a one count. Vander gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his face and plants a couple of ill-meaning kicks right to Tytan’s face. Vander pulls Tytan to his feet and sends him to the ropes and takes him over with a snap power slam on the rebound. Vander climbs to the second rope and sizes Tytan up, leaps, and drops a fist between his eyes. Vander covers and gets a two count on the big man. Vander gets to his feet and yells to fire up the crowd. He pulls Tytan to his feet and scoops him up on his shoulders and runs him into the corner, then turns and runs across the ring and plants him on the mat! Vander hooks the leg and gets a two count, but Tytan rolls his shoulder. Tytan gets to his feet and staggers into the corner. Vander plays to the crowd for a moment, then charges in and tries a splash, but Tytan catches him and swats him to the mat, the back of Vander’s head SLAMS against the mat, knocking Vander goofy. Tytan lets Vander get to his feet then grabs him and hits a release overhead suplex, then waits again on Vander, as he stands up, Tytan explodes and hits a DECAPITATOR! Vander is nearly out on his feet, so Tytan pulls him up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up after him. Tytan pauses for a minute and hammers Vander with stiff shots to the back of the head, then hooks him and hits the CRASH AND BURN! Vander hits the mat folded up like an accordion. Tytan grabs Vander and covers, hooking the leg, and gets the one, two, three.
WINNER in 7:46 - Tytan

ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. THE NERVE AGENT, VOLTAGE & FIRECHILD

The rumor going around the back is that Firechild wants revenge on F. Fonzworth MacCappington so bad, he asked Voltage and The Nerve Agent to be his partners just so he could get this match. The odd trio comes to the ring to a mixed reaction to the crowd. Voltage and Nerve are not exactly a popular duo among OOWF fans. Their opponents, The Worlds Greatest Fag Team (that is a typo, we are working on clearing it up, honest) and Attitude Adjuster are not exactly what you would call a natural pairing either. For those who remember the history of the OOWF, Attitude Adjuster and MacCappington have had several insanely brutal encounters as members of The Chickenshit Heels and Drink & Destroy respectively. The members of Bennett’s Crew make their way to the ring. They pause once inside to point and laugh at Firechild and his collection of partners. Fire glares a hole in MacCappington and dares him to start the match, but he is laughing too hard, so AA does the honors. He turns to bump knuckles with his partners and Firechild charges across the ring and nails AA with a high knee to the back that sends his head crashing into MacCappington’s skull. FFM falls off the apron, and AA turns, stunned and gets scooped up and planted on the mat. Firechild bounds off the ropes and drops a knee right across Firechild’s chest, but doesn’t even go for the cover, opting instead to mount AA and hammer him between the eyes with highly illegal closed fist punches. AA shoves him off, and Ryan Hardcore tries to come into the ring to cheap shot Firechild, but Fire ducks his clothesline attempt and drops him on the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker. Fire gets to his feet in time to catch a scientific thumb to the eye from AA, stopping him in his tracks. AA grabs Fire and tries a whip to the ropes, but Fire reverses it and catches AA on the rebound with a hip toss. As AA gets to his feet, Fire connects with a picture perfect drop kick that catches AA in the mouth. AA scurries back to his corner and tags in Ryan Hardcore, Fire reaches out and tags in former OOWF world tag team champion Voltage. Volt comes into the ring and the two men immediately start a criss cross. Voltage drops down and Hardcore steps over him. Voltage springs to his feet and Hardcore tries a bulldog on the rebound, but Voltage throws him off, sending Hardcore to the mat. As Ryan gets to his feet, Voltage hits him with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! And tries a cover, but MacCappington comes in and breaks it up with a boot to the back of the head. Voltage pulls Hardcore up and sends him into the corner, and charges in, but Hardcore moves out of the way at the last second and Voltage crashes sternum first into the corner, as he stagers backward, Hardcore nails him with an enzuguri that drops Voltage face first into the second turnbuckle. Hardcore tags in MacCappington, and keeps Voltage’s head firmly on the second turnbuckle. MacCappington retreats to the opposite corner and charges, driving his knee into the back of Voltage’s head, and his face into the turn buckle. Voltage melts out of the corner, and MacCappington pulls him to the center of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest and makes a leisurely cover, taunting Firechild the whole time. Voltage manages to roll his shoulder at two, just barely beating the three count. MacCappington pulls Voltage to his feet and starts a whip across the ring, but keeps hold of Voltage and pulls him back to him and lifts him for a Black Hole Slam, DRIVING Voltage to the mat. MacCappington covers again, and this time it is broken up by Firechild with a boot to the back of the head. Firechild pulls MacCappington to his feet and rakes the eyes, then backs him into a corner and hammers him with shots to the face. Before he can do any real damage, the referee escorts him out of the ring, MacCappington staggers down the ropes and tags in Attitude Adjuster. AA comes in and goes after Voltage, but Volt leaps and makes the tag to The Nerve Agent. Nerve comes in a house of fire and AA tries to beg off, but Nerve comes after him with rights and lefts backing AA against the ropes. Nerve tries a whip, but AA reverses it, and when Nerve hits the ropes, Hardcore connects with a kick to the back of his head that staggers Nerve. AA catches him with a boot to the gut and plants him on the mat with a DDT. AA makes the claw motion, but before he can do anything Nerve low blows him doubling him over in pain. Nerve crawls across the ring and tags in Firechild. Fire springs to the top rope and leaps and catches AA with a drop kick to the mouth. Hardcore comes in and Fire catches him with a clothesline. MacCappington comes in a Fire pops him in the mouth with a super kick. The World’s Greatest Fag Team are out on the floor, and Nerve and Voltage leaps off the apron and run around to attack. Inside the ring, Fire climbs to the top rope and waits for AA to get to his feet, as he does he nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. On the outside, Nerve tries to whip FFM to the corner, but he reverses it and sends The Nerve Agent face first into the steel. Meanwhile Hardcore has Voltage up for a vertical suplex, MacCappington climbs onto the apron and runs off the apron and helps drive Voltage to the floor, driving all the wind out of him. Inside the ring, Firechild has AA set up for the Firedriver, but Hardcore leaps onto the apron and distracts the referee. Before Fire can hit the move, MacCappington grabs a chair and slides into the ring and WARPS it across the back of Firechild’s head! Fire crumples to the mat, out cold. AA reaches into his tights and pulls out OMG NOT THE BLACK GLOVE! And locks on the IRON CLAW! Firechild is clearly not going anywhere, but like a good trooper, AA sells it like he is struggling for all he is worth. The referee turns around and sees Firechild’s shoulders pinned to the mat and makes the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 10:08 – The Worlds Greatest Fag Team & Attitude Adjuster

After the match WGFT come back into the ring and put the boots to Firechild while AA keeps the claw locked on. Finally they pull Firechild up and set him up for a spike pile driver, but fortunately for Fire before they can hit it, Crete, Davin, Amnesiac and Lucios storm the ring with chairs and chase Bennett’s men off. The trio celebrate as they head up the ramp, pretty happy with the chaos they have created..

PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. IHOP

Phantos and Lucios come to the ring to the roar of the crowd. Lucios poses on the corner turnbuckle like normal, but Phantos just walks to their corner with his head down. Lucios tries to give him a pep talk as IHOP’s music hits and SYB come out to the top of the ramp. SYB and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth come out and pause at the top of the ramp. SYB is wearing a neck braces and black arm band. The IHOP entrance video stops and we get a still shot of a heavily bandaged Johnny Adrenaline in the hospital weakly giving the thumbs up. Phantos sinks to the mat and holds his head in his hands. Before coming to the ring, SYB produces a microphone and SPEAKS:

Now, I want everyone to take a look at this picture, look what those two did to poor Johnny Adrenaline! Tonight, it was going to be me and my partner Skurge dishing out some JUSTICE. Sadly, though, Skurge has come down with a case of malaria, so it looks like I will have to dish out some HEBREW VENGEANCE myself!

Lucios is in a rage and storms around the ring waiting for SYB to get there. SYB takes his time getting into the ring, and as he does, Lucios uncharacteristically attacks. Lucios clubs SYB on the back of the head and shoves SYB into a corner and hammers him mercilessly beating him down to the mat with punches and kicks. Lucios pulls SYB back to his feet and tears the neck brace off of him and catches him in the head with several stiff forearms, then hip tosses him out of the corner. As SYB gets to his feet, Lucios charges out of the corner and NAILS him with a clothesline. Lucios reaches out and tags in a slightly hesitant Phantos, then military presses SYB. Phantos climbs to the top rope and leaps, and hits a leg drop to the back of SYB’s head just as Lucios drops him to the mat! Phantos rolls SYB over and makes the cover. It looks like it will be a short night for SYB, but, wait, someone runs into the ring and breaks up the pin? It’s MUERTE! Muerte confers with the referee and it looks like he is going to take Skurge’s place. Phantos pulls SYB to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but SYB reverses it and catches him on the rebound in a sleeper hold. Phantos doesn’t stay in the hold long though, he slips behind SYB and hits a belly to back suplex that folds SYB in half. Phantos pounces on SYB and grabs a side head lock, but SYB immediately rolls him over and gets a two count. Phantos gets his shoulders off the mat and gets back to a sitting position, but SYB immediately does it again, and this time grabs a hand full of tights. Phantos releases the hold to free himself and spins to his feet, when he turns to SYB, SYB nails him with a low head but. Phantos falls to the mat in pain and SYB tags in Muerte. Muerte climbs between the ropes and measures Phantos and charges across the ring and connects with a kick to the jaw that sends Phantos to his back on the mat. Muerte grabs Phantos by the legs and catapults him into the IHOP corner. Phantos crashes face first into the corner and SYB grabs Phantos by the head and held him into the corner and wrapped the tag rope around his throat while Muerte baited Lucios to come into the ring. Lucios charges into the ring and the referee tries to chase him out. Muerte grabs Phantos legs and pulls them off the mat, causing the rope to choke him even more. They release Phantos and Muerte tags in SYB and he puts Phantos throat on the top rope and pulls his legs up, SYB bounds off the ropes and leaps over Muerte back and crashes into Phantos back. Phantos falls to the mat and SYB covers and gets a two count before Phantos rolls his shoulder at two. SYB pulls Phantos to his feet and knees him in the gut, then takes him over with a snap suplex and tags Muerte back in. Muerte slingshots himself over the top rope and hits a senton on Phantos before both Muerte and SYB charge across the ring and nail Lucios with forearms to the face, sending him to the floor. Muerte pulls Phantos up and sets him up for a pile driver, but Phantos stands out of it and Alabama Slams Muerte into next month. Phantos falls to one knee and crawls across the ring to his corner where he tags Lucios, who is chomping at the bit, back into the ring. Lucios storms into the ring and catches Muerte with a spinning back fist just as he gets to this feet that sends Muerte into dreamland. SYB tries to come into the ring to save his partner but he eats a boot to the mouth that sends him out of the ring. Lucios turns to Muerte and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a thunderous belly to belly suplex. Lucios does not cover though, instead he climbs to the top rope and hits a PERFECT moonsault! The crowd goes ape shit with that! Lucios covers, and gets a two count before SYB reaches into the ring and rakes his eyes. Lucios shakes it off and grabs SYB as he jumps on the apron and runs him down the ropes into the turnbuckle. Lucios reaches out and tags Phantos in, then grabs Muerte and plants him on his knee and holds him there. Phantos freezes in his tracks, but Lucios yells for him to do it. Phantos climbs to the top rope, and pauses for a moment when Attitude Adjuster comes to the top of the ramp. Phantos seems to be lost in indecision, which gives SYB time to run into the ring and do the Kurt Angle run up the ropes, and belly to belly Phantos off the top rope. Lucios lets go of Muerte and goes after SYB, but AA is at ring side and he reaches in and grabs Lucios leg! AA pulls Lucios out of the ring, but the referee never sees it. The two battle outside the ring leaving Phantos alone in the ring with IHOP. Muerte grabs Phantos for a Boston crab and catapults him just as SYB comes off the ropes and BLASTS him with a HEBREW HAMMER! Phantos falls to the mat and Muerte covers, hooks the leg, and grabs some tights, and gets the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 12:59 – SYB & MUERTE

After the match SYB and Muerte slip out of the ring and each one grabs a chair. AA shoves Lucios backward and before he realizes what is going on, Muerte and SYB BLAST him with a standing con-chair-to! Lucios falls to the floor out cold. Davin Moreland, Firewoman and Alexander Darling charge to the ring but AA, SYB and Muerte escape through the crowd to safety, laughing the whole way.

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CAPELLAN

Moosehead Jack comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd and slithers into the ring and slumps in the corner of the ring and waits for Capellan to make his entrance. Cap is announces and he comes to the top of the ramp, pauses a moment to pose for the crowd, then heads to the ring. Capellan steps between the ropes and moves to the center of the ring. Moose remains slumped in the corner glaring at Capellan. The referee calls for the bell, but Moose doesn’t move. Capellan yells for Moose to come out of the corner, but he doesn’t budge. Showing his frustration Capellan turns to the referee to see if he can get Moose out of the corner, that’s the opening Moose was waiting for. Moose springs out of the corner and blindsides Capellan with a shot to the head that sends him to the mat. Moose stands over Capellan for a moment and lets him get his bearings. Once Cap realized what happened he angrily gets to his feet and he and Moose go nose to nose. Moose doesn’t say a work, but Cap seems to be saying something. After a few seconds of this, Moose begins to laugh, and Cap has had enough. He hauls off and hammers Moose in the face with rights and lefts backing Moose to the ropes. Cap tries a whip, but Moose reverses it but lowers his head a moment too soon. Cap leapfrogs him and on the rebound catches Moose with a cross body block that sends Moose to the mat. Cap doesn’t even try a cover, instead he mounts Moose and hammers him with shots to the face. We see that Moose is taking the shots and LAUGHING! Cap notices this and immediately gets off of Moose and gets to his feet shaking his head. Capellan stops for a moment as something seems to occur to him. He turns back to Moose, just as Moose is charging across the ring and slips behind Moose and rides him to the mat and locks him in an arm bar, using his momentum to keep Moose on the mat. Moose tries to free himself, but Capellan keeps on top of him. Finally Moose slithers around to the ropes and gets a foot on the bottom rope to force the break. Moose slides under the bottom rope and storms around on the outside keeping an eye on Capellan the whole time. Inside the ring, Capellan gets a head full of steam and charges the ropes, but does the nifty Rey Mysterio spin to stay in the ring, he was just faking Moose out. Moose gets a sly grin on his face as he seems to understand the game Capellan is playing. Moose slips back into the ring and the two men come to the center of the ring and lock up in a collar and elbow, Moose grabs a side head lock and grinds it, dropping Cap to one knee. Moose turns away from the referee and peppers Capellan with several short shots to the face. Cap shoves Moose off, sending him into the corner, Capellan charges in and monkey flips Moose out of the corner, then waits for Moose to get to his feet and connects with a dropkick to the mouth that sends Moose right back to the mat. Cap pounces and gets a one count, then immediately grabs a side head lock again keeping Moose on the mat. Moose works to his feet and sends Cap to the ropes, but on the rebound Cap takes Moose down with a shoulder block. Cap bounds off the opposite ropes but this time Moose catches him with a drop toe hold, then grabs Cap in a camel clutch. It doesn’t appear that Moose is necessarily going for the submission here, instead he repeatedly drives forearms across Cap’s face, drawing a trickle of blood from Cap’s nose. Moose releases the hold and slams Capellan’s face into the mat, then gets to his feet, hits the ropes and drives a knee into the back of Cap’s head, smashing his face into the mat. Moose pulls Cap to his feet and that trickle of blood has turned into something far more significant. Smelling blood, Moose pours it on now, peppering the stunned Capellan with shots to the face. Moose shoves Cap into the corner and beats him down. Taking a few steps back, Moose gets a running start and SLAMS his knee into Capellan’s skull. Cap slumps to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor trying to clear his head. Moose quickly follows Cap to the outside and pulls him to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Capellan slips over Moose’s shoulders and slides right back into the ring, gets to his feet, wipes the blood from his face and dares Moose to get back into the ring. Moose climbs between the ropes and as soon as he is in the ring Capellan attacks connecting with kicks to the back of Moose’s legs, working on the hamstring. Capellan hits the ropes and chop blocks Moose sending him to the mat. Cap immediately grabs Moose by the leg and plants a few more kicks on his leg, then stretches Moose’s leg out, dropping knees on the inside of Moose’s knee. The referee repeatedly checks Moose’s shoulders and Cap gets several two counts. Capellan locks Moose in the figure four and tries for the submission win. Moose howls in pain, but will not give up. Capellan keeps the pressure on, as Moose tries to scoot to the ropes to force the break. Finally after several agonizing minutes Capellan makes it to the ropes and the referee calls for the break. Moose drags himself to the corner grabbing his leg. Capellan starts into the corner but Moose holds up his hand and asks Capellan not to attack. For some reason, Capellan backs off a step as Moose pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. The referee checks Moose’s knee, at the same time Moose pulls a chain out of his shorts and hides it in his hand. The referee declares that Moose is fine and Moose gently puts some weight on his leg. Capellan charges into the corner, and catches a right cross from Moose, using the chain. Capellan hits the mat, and his eyes glaze over. Moose mounts Cap, and with the chain still somewhat concealed, HAMMERS Cap in the face, opening several gashes on his forehead leaving Cap a bloody mess. The referee moves in to check, and Moose hides the chain. The referee is about to stop the match, but Moose stops him. Instead he pulls Cap to his feet and shoves him back into the corner and hits a spinning chop to the side of the neck that sends Capellan between the ropes to the floor. Moose follows him out and pulls him to his feet, but once again, Capellan seems to snap out of it and shoves Moose and rolls back into the ring. Cap somehow gets to his feet inside the ring and dares Moose to come back in. Moose gets on the apron and climbs between the ropes and goes for the kill, but Capellan side steps and shoves Moose to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a hurracarana and rolls Moose up for the one, two, NO! Moose manages to kick out! Capellan pulls Moose to his feet and scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then staggers to the corner and climbs the ropes. Capellan wipes the blood from his face and tries a 360 splash, but Moose gets his knees up and Capellan gets the wind driven out of him. Moose gets to his feet and grabs Capellan and locks him in the ji-endo! Capellan struggles to escape, but Moose locks the hold on tight. After several minutes of struggle, Capellan goes limp and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 21:08 – Moosehead Jack

After the match, Moose pulls Capellan to his feet and grabs his hand to shake it. Wow, a show of respect from Moos….no. Moose spins Cap’s arm up over his head and DRILLS him with a heart punch. Capellan falls to the mat, gasping for breath and coughing up blood. Moose stares down at Cap for a second, then leaves the ring and heads to the back.

FIREWOMAN & AMNESIAC vs. THE DEAD & BLITZ

The OOWF Onslaught champion Firewoman makes her way to the ring with her partner Amnesiac, because dammit, partners are SUPPOSED to come to the ring together. They climb between the ropes and share some last minute strategy. The Dead and Blitz come out next and make their way to the ring. Firewoman makes a grand display of taking off the Onslaught Championship and holding it up in front of both Dead and Blitz. What Fire doesn’t notice is Amnesiac glancing wistfully up at the title himself. Fire smirks and hands the title to the referee. It looks like Fire is going to start things off against The Dead. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. Fire n dead circle then lock up, Fire snaps Dead over with an arm drag, and he immediately springs back to his feet. Fire grins a little and Dead smirks. They lock up again and Fire tries another arm drag, but this time Dead grabs her by the hair and slams her down to the mat. Fire spins back to her feet quickly and glares at Dead. Now it is his turn to give Fire a little grin. Fire snarls and the two meet in the center of the ring and trade vicious chops. Dead wins the exchange with a knee to the midsection that doubles Fire over. Dead hammers her on the back of the head with repeated elbows driving her to the mat. Dead pulls her to her feet and shoves her into his corner and tags in Blitz. Blitz steps between the ropes and lands a series of kicks to the midsection. Blitz pulls Fire out of the corner and hits a series of three snap suplexes driving Fire to the mat each time. After the third one, Blitz floats over and covers, but Amnesiac runs into the ring and pulls Blitz off of her. Blitz pulls Fire to her feet and hits a jawbreaker, then climbs to the top rope and waits. As Fire gets to her feet, Blitz leaps off the ropes and snaps Fire over with a hurracarana! Blitz covers and gets a two count, but once again Amnesiac breaks up the pin. Blitz pulls a dazed Fire to her feet and sets her on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Fire blocks it and fights back. The two trade shots on the top rope, Fire reaches out and grabs Blitz by the head and repeatedly headbuts him until Blitz falls off the top rope. Fire stands on the second rope, then steps to the top rope and steadies herself, leaps, and drives an elbow into Blitz sternum!. Blitz rolls in pain on the mat, Firewoman crawls to her corner and tags in Amnesiac. Amnesiac waits on the apron waiting for Blitz to get to his feet, as he does, Amnesiac springboards into the ring and nails Blitz with a leg lariat. Amnesiac gets to his feet and turns in time to catch a charging Blitz by the throat. The Dead charges into the ring as well and Amnesiac stops him with a boot to the midsection, Amnesiac grabs him in a front face lock and plants them both, Blitz with a reverse stroke (I forget what its called) and Blitz with a DDT. The heels flee the ring and try to regroup on the outside, but Amnesiac charges across the ring and leaps to the top rope, spins around and hits a moonsault to the outside that takes out both Dead and Blitz. Amnesiac slides back into the ring and waits for Blitz to come back into the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and they lock up, Blitz spins around behind Amnesiac and runs him to the ropes for a roll up, but Amnesiac holds on to the top rope. Before he can turn around to do anything, Dead runs down the apron and NAILS Amnesiac with a kick to the face! Amnesiac turns and staggers and Blitz kicks him in the gut and nails a PEDIGREE! Blitz rolls Amnesiac over and gets a two count but Fire runs in and breaks it up. Blitz gets to his feet and tags in Dead, Dead comes in and pulls Amnesiac to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Amnesiac holds on and rolls Dead up for a two count. Dead kicks out and spins to his feet and walks right into a clothesline from Amnesiac. Amnesiac turns and tags in Firewoman. Fire comes in and drops Dead with a choke slam, then catches Blitz coming into the ring with a power slam, planting him on the mat, then pulling him up and throwing him between the ropes. Fire turns back to Dead, who stops her with a scientific thumb to the eye. As Fire staggers around the ring, Dead hits the ropes and drives Fire to the mat with a bulldog. Dead reaches out and tags in Blitz. Blitz comes into the ring and the two of them lift Fire for a suplex and drop her on the top rope. Dead runs across the ring and NAILS Amnesiac, sending him to the floor. Dead follows Amnesiac to the outside and they brawl around ringside. Inside Blitz climbs to the top rope while Fire is still hanging over the ropes, he leaps trying for a leg drop across the back of her neck, but Fire stands upon the apron, freeing herself from the ropes and Blitz crashes and burns. Fire slingshots herself into the ring and nails Blitz with a Senton splash! Fire pulls Blitz to his feet and sets him up for a FireDriver! On the outside Dead sees that his partner is in trouble and sidesteps a charge from Amnesiac, sending him into the steel stairs. Dead slips back into the ring just as Fire is setting Blitz up for the FireDriver and BLINDSIDES her with a CLOSE THE CASKET! Fire falls to the mat, nearly out cold and Blitz rolls through and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 14:21 – Blitz & The Dead

<We cut to the top of the ramp where Metrosexual Male Journalist 11 is standing with a mic>

MMJ11: Ladies and Gentlemen, recently a former OOWF superstar has made his return to the OOWF! You may have caught his promo on OOWFtv, and he had some very interesting things to say. So lets bring him out right now, the one, the only……JUSTIN SANE!

<We see the curtain flapping as someone is clearly struggling to come out from the back, finally we see someone take a knife and cut a hole in the curtain, and a panting Justin Sane steps through the curtain pulling a wagon>

JS: WHO PUT THAT CURTAIN THERE? I fought for my life, but in the end, as JUSTIN SANE reigns supreme!

MMJ11: Why didn’t you just use the entrance over there like everyone else?

JS: DAMMIT!

MMJ11: Well Justin, first of all, welcome back to the OOWF. I couldn’t help but notice that you were pulling a wagon behind you, what is that all about?

JS: I will get to that in a minute! But first, as you know, Justin Sane is BACK in the OOWF! Now, I see this war between Bentley and The Rock has become the big deal of the year. And it appears that in the OOWF, you can get nowhere without friends. So, Justin Sane is forming his OWN faction here in the OOWF!

MMJ11: Really? Can I ask who the members are?

JS: Of course you can. I have collected some of the greatest talent currently in the OOWF! The Age of Sanity will consist of me, Phil, Soul Dragon, Uncle Entity, Mercury, Jim Jones and Corax! We will be the most unstoppable forc……

MMJ11: Um….Justin, I am not sure how to tell you this, but Phil, SoulDragon, Uncle Entity and Mercury have all been gone from the OOWF for years.

JS: Really? But it was just yesterday that I was teaming with Phil in Grounded in Reality!

MMJ11: That was two years ago

JS: Really?

MMJ11: And Jim Jones was Parvini. He was banned from the OOWF forever.

JS: THAT was Parvini?

MMJ11: And Corax is dead.

JS: Oh, like The Dead! I saw him wrestle a few minutes ago! No problem there, he seems like a good guy, I think he would be perfect for….

MMJ11: No, dead. As in deceased. No longer living.

JS: Oh. Oh! Well that certainly puts a damper on the Age of Sanity doesn’t it?

MMJ11: I would think so. Now, whats with the wagon?

JS: Glad you asked! As many of you know I am the most decorated OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal World Intercontinental Onslaught Tag Triple Threat King of the Mountain Ring Royal Knockout Champion in OOWF history! Along with me I have some former champions, please let me introduce them:

Ladder – the first ever OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal World Intercontinental Onslaught Tag Triple Threat King of the Mountain Ring Royal Knockout Champion and my arch-nemesis!

Corona With Lime – defeated the third F. Fonzworth MacCappington!

Chair – defeated Voltage, a fine champion in his own right!

Half a Dead Sparrow! – defeated John Cleese, John Cleese!

MMJ11: Eww, that is kind of gamey, and it smells awful

JS: That is the smell of success!
Finally, the last member of the OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal World Intercontinental Onslaught Tag Triple Threat King of the Mountain Ring Royal Knockout Champion Hall of Fame:

Mustard Bottle! – he defeated Attitude Adjuster AND Spin Hansen!

MMJ11: So, what is the point of all this?

JS: We are tired of being held down! The OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal World Intercontinental Onslaught Tag Triple Threat King of the Mountain Ring Royal Knockout Championship is rightfully mine! And I am calling out the man who has that title RIGHT NOW! So Stinky, GET OUT HERE!!

<Stank’s music plays and he comes out to the top of the ramp, looking a little bemused>

Sta: who ARE you?

JS: I am the man that is going to TAKE MY TITLE BACK!

<with that Justin Sane charges across the stage at Stank, Stank doesn’t move except to put his arm straight out. Sane runs right into San’s fist. He staggers backward upsetting the wagon. He gets his foot tangled in Ladder and kicks wildly sending the Corona With Lime bottle back into his face, shattering the bottle. Sane steps on the Mustard Bottle and sprays himself in the eyes with mustard, then, still caught in the Ladder, he falls to the stage, slamming face first onto Chair. Sane is out cold. An OOWF referee appears out of nowhere

WINNER VIA REFEREE STOPPAGE AND STILL OOWF DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION – STANK

MMJ11 kneels down in front of Sane>

MMJ!1: Are you ok?

JS: Did I win?

MMJ11: no

JS: Drats

BUNNY vs. KNIFE – HITC TLC Match

The cage is set up for Bunny and Knife and the tables, ladders and chairs are all inside the ring. Knife comes to the ring, a solemn look on his face as he heads down the ramp. Knife walks around the ring and looks at the cage, then steps through the door and kneels in a corner in silent prayer. Bunny’s music hits and he comes out to the top of the ramp and the crowd boos him badly. He smirks and heads to the ring, but instead of climbing into the ring, Bunny climbs to the top of the cage and strikes the Christ pose while looking down at Knife. Knife sees this and we see a snarl spread across his face. Knife leaves the ring and climbs to the top and charges at Bunny, but Bunny leap frogs him, and turns around and tries a drop kick but Knife side steps and slaps Bunny down on top of the steel! Knife grabs the back of Bunny’s head and repeatedly slams it into the top of the cage, then pulls him to his feet and connects with the HAND OF GOD! Bunny crumples to the top of the cage, and Knife drags him over to the edge of the cage! No not this! Knife pulls him to his feet and grabs him for a choke slam off the cage, but Bunny elbows out of it and spins Knife around so he is teetering on the edge of the cage. Bunny gives Knife a kick to the gut and his feet fall off the cage, and Knife falls, smacking his chin on the way down. Somehow Knife grabs the side of the cage and it slows his fall a bit, but he still hits the floor HARD, making a sickening thud like a sack of potatoes. Bunny climbs off the top of the cage and gets to the floor, pulls Knife to his feet and throws him into the cell. Bunny rolls Knife into the ring, then rummages under the ring and grabs a garbage can. He waits on the apron for Knife to get to his feet, then throws the garbage can at him, bouncing it off his head. As Knife staggers around Bunny leaps to the top rope and tries a hurracarana, but Knife catches him and power bombs him to the mat. Knife stands over Bunny for a minute, then slips out of the ring and grabs a ladder. Knife throws it into the ring and waits for Bunny to get to his feet, the drives the ladder into Bunny’s face. Bunny staggers across the ring and falls into the corner. Knife sets up the ladder in the center of the ring and climbs to the top, and leaps at Bunny trying a splash into the corner, but Bunny moves out of the way and Knife crashes chest first into the corner. Knife writhes in pain on the mat, gasping for air and Bunny leaves the ring and slides two tables into the ring. Bunny sets the first one up, then the second one right on top of it, this does not look good for someone. Bunny slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and waits for Knife to get to his feet, then he PASTES him in the head with a chair shot. Knife is in dreamland and Bunny puts him on the first table (underneath the second one) and climbs to the top of the ladder with the chair. Bunny pauses at the top of the ladder, his head just a few feet below the cage roof, then leaps in the air and puts the chair under his leg and CRASHES THROUGH THE TWO TABLES PANCAKING KNIFE BETWEEN THE TABLES! The crowd erupts in a HOLY SHIT chant! Knife may be dead. Seriously. And Bunny might have a broken leg after that, he writhes in agony on the mat, grabbing the back of his leg. Knife lies in the wreckage, not moving. At all. Bunny finally gets to his feet and pushes table wreckage out of the way and falls on Knife, this has to be it. One, two, thre…NO! Somehow Knife rolls his shoulder! How the hell is that possible? Bunny looks a little frustrated and climbs the ladder, pauses at the top and tries an inverted 920 on a prone Knife, but Knife moves out of the way and Bunny slams into the pile of table wreckage, smacking his head on a piece of table and gashing it DEEPLY. Bunny writhes in pain as the blood bubbles sickeningly out of his forehead. Knife struggles to his feet, blood runs from the corner of his mouth, which can’t be a good thing. Knife folds the ladder up and leans it against the corner and pulls a dazed Bunny to his feet and POPS him in the mouth with a super kick that sends Bunny back against the ladder. Knife picks up the chair and runs across the ring and dives and drives the chair into Bunny’s head. Bunny falls to the mat, his face an unrecognizable mass of blood, and the front of his Bunny suit stained red. The referee may have to consider stepping in and stopping this one. Knife leaves the ring and comes back with another chair. Knife pulls an out of it Bunny to his feet and smacks him in the head with the chair again, sending him right back to the mat. Knife opens the chair and puts it around Bunny’s neck and climbs to the top of the ladder. Knife is going to Pilmanize Bunny’s neck! The referee HAS to stop this! Knife gets to the top of the ladder and leaps, but Bunny moves out of the way at the last second and Knife crashes to the mat! Bunny gets to his feet and pulls the chair off his neck, and drives it into Knife’s sternum. Bunny slips out of the ring and grabs another ladder and slides it into the ring. Bunny takes the ladder and opens it on the mat and scoops Knife up and plants him on the ladder and slams it shut across his chest, then climbs to the top of the second ladder. Bunny leaps and lands on top of the ladder sandwiching Knife! Knife’s ribs could be crushed! Bunny pulls him out of the ladder and falls across him and covers, the referee makes the one, two, thr….how the hell does Knife keep kicking out? Bunny shows some frustration and yells at the referee then starts slowly climbing the ladder but Knife struggles to his feet, spits up a sickening wad of blood and moves toward the ladder and pushes, tipping the ladder, the ladder falls over, but Bunny jumps up and grabs the top of the cage and hangs there for a moment. Bunny looks down and drops from the top of the cage trying for a hurracarana, but Knife catches Bunny and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! The back of Bunny’s head hits the ladder and he is OUT COLD! Knife folds him up and gets the blood soaked one, two, three.
WINNER in 20:09 - Knife

[Jack Quinn]

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. POE – Sadistic Madness Match

We get the full recap of this feud as officials cart Bunny out of the ring, help Knife to the back, mop up the blood, and take down the cell. Finally the ring is ready to go and we get the intros for both men. Alexander Darling comes to the ring first, alone, Alexis is nowhere to be seen. He paces around the ring waiting for his arch-nemesis to make it into the ring. Poe is introduced and he slowly makes his way to the ring. The rules of this match are simple, you can win by pin fall or submission, but, not before you make your opponent bleed. The blood has to be flowing before there can be a pin fall or submission. Poe steps between the ropes and glares at Darling and smirks. The two men meet in the center of the ring, and Poe stares at Darling, then slowly turns so his back it to Darling. Darling doesn’t appear to know what to do at first, he looks out across the audience and sees a fan with a sign that says DARLING LOST TO A BIRD! Darling snarls and hammers Poe from behind, hitting him with forearms to the back of the head as Poe staggers around the ring. And Darling continues to hammer him until Poe is in the corner. Darling fires some rights and lefts then climbs onto the ropes and starts biting Poe, but Poe shoves him off and Darling hits the mat hard. Poe shakes his head to clear the cobwebs and comes out of the corner and tries a kick to Darling as he gets up off the mat, but Darling catches his leg and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. Darling grabs Poe by the leg and drags him to the corner then hops out of the ring and repeatedly slams Poe’s knee into the side of the ring post. Darling locks Poe in the ring post figure four and Poe cries out in pain. In theory he could keep this on until he snapped Poe’s leg, and Poe could submit a hundred times, and it wouldn’t matter because Darling has not made Poe bleed. Darling releases the hold, then grabs a chair and adds one more shot to the side of his knee. Poe tries to crawl back into the ring, grabbing his knee in pain, but Darling reaches into the ring and pulls him to the outside of the ring, letting him fall hard on the floor. Darling pulls Poe to a sitting position and hammers away at his forehead. Poe is stunned as Darling lets him slump to the floor so he can rummage around ringside and under the ring and look for more weapons. Darling comes back with a cookie sheet and warps it across Poe’s skull, repeatedly, until it is bent nearly in half. Darling takes the cookie sheet and bends it the opposites way until the sheet snaps in half! The edge of that cookie sheet is razor sharp, and Darling tries to bring it against Poe’s forehead, but he won’t let him. Poe fights for all he has and gets to his feet, a few straight punches to the face slow Darling down. Poe catches him with a boot to the midsection, then throws him shoulder first into the steel stairs. Now it is Poe’s turn to rummage the ring, he tosses a ladder into the ring, then finds a logging chain and tosses that into the ring as well, then he pulls out something that has no business being in a wrestling arena, a board with razor sharp barbed wire stapled to it! He slides that into the ring and slowly stalks Darling. Darling is grabbing his shoulder in pain. Poe grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face first into the ring post, that has to be it for Darling, he has to be busted open. Poe pulls him away and almost seems surprised that there is no blood. Poe scoops Darling up for a slam, but his knee buckles and Darling slips over his shoulder and lands behind him. Darling spins Poe around and rocks him with several European uppercuts that stagger Poe and send him back against the guardrail. Darling charges and Poe backdrops him over the guardrail into the audience. Poe slowly turns to Darling and tries to grab him, but Darling throws a chair that bounces off of Poe’s head and sends him to the floor. Darling waits for Poe to get to his feet and gets a running start, springs to the top of the guardrail and leaps….and Poe catches him and turns it into a spine buster on the floor! Darling is broken in half! Poe slowly gets to his feet and grins sadistically to himself before slowly pulling Darling to a sitting position and turning to his moon goddess Selena. She hands Poe a small length of razor wire and Poe takes the wire and repeatedly and furiously rakes it across Darling’s forehead! Blood spurts from the open wounds on Darling’s head as he screams in pain as the razors slice his flesh. Poe lets Darling fall to the floor and we get a close up of the blood flowing off of Darling’s forehead and pooling on the floor. Gruesome. Poe nods to Selena and slowly pulls Darling to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Now that Darling is bleeding, Poe can get pin or submission. Darling staggers around the ring, trying to wipe the blood from his face. Poe stands the ladder up, then grabs the logging chain and wraps it around his fist and NAILS Darling right between the eyes sending him to the mat. Poe loops the chain around Darling’s throat, then starts to climb the ladder. As Poe climbs higher and higher, the chain tightens around Darling’s throat. Poe gets to the top of the ladder and straddles the top and starts pulling the chain up, pulling Darling off his feet! The blood spurts from Darling’s forehead as the pressure on his head increases, it certainly looks like Poe is trying to end this….forever! Darling struggles to keep consciousness, and in a last desperate act to save himself he puts his legs on the rungs of the ladder, keeping Poe from pulling anymore. Darling grabs the chain and a tug of war of sorts begins. Darling uses the last bit of his strength and gives the chain a hard pull and it sends Poe off the top of the ladder crashing into the barbed wire board! Poe writhes in agony as the barbs tear into his flesh cutting deeper and deeper each time he moves to try and free himself. Darling sees Poe struggling and takes the chain and starts climbing the ladder himself. Somehow, weak with the loss of blood, and blinded by the blood in his eyes, Darling makes it to the top of the ladder and wraps the chain around his fist. Alexander pauses for a moment, then leaps off the ladder, driving his chain wrapped fist right between Poe’s eyes! Poe remains still, as the blood runs from his face, and numerous cuts all over his body. He is almost certainly out cold. Darling sits there for a moment, then falls across Poe for the pin and gets the one, two, thre….NO! Poe grabs Darling by the throat and slowly gets to his feet, the barbed wire board still sticking grotesquely to his back. Poe backs Darling against the ladder and Darling starts to climb the rungs of the ladder, he almost escapes Poe’s grasp, when Poe pulls him off the ladder and CHOKESLAMS him to the mat! Selena tosses Poe a chair and Poe stands and waits for Darling to get to his feet then BLASTS him with the chair, but Darling will not go down! He staggers for a moment, then regains his balance and spits a mouth full of blood at Poe, so Poe gives him another more brutal chair shot. Darling drops to one knee, but fights back up and flips Poe the double bird. Pos snarls and cracks Darling in the face with the chair a third time, there goes the nose again. Darling falls against the ropes, which appears to be all holding him up. Poe grabs the ladder and folds it up and leans it into the corner, then goes back to Darling and nails him across the back of the head with the chair, then sets him up for a power bomb, runs into the corner and slams Darling back first against the ladder, holds on to him, then DRIVES him to the mat with a brutal power bomb. Darling flops off the mat like a rag doll. Poe falls on Darling and covers, one, two, NO! How the hell could Darling POSSIBLY have kicked out of that? Poe snarls and pulls Darling to his feet again and sets him up for another power bomb on the ladder, but Darling slips out of it and reverses it into a DDT on the ladder, driving Poe’s head into the steel! Both men are down. The referee cannot start a ten count, because this match HAS to end in a pin fall or submission. Darling manages to get to his feet first and he bounds off the opposite ropes and leaps onto Poe's back, which still has some of the barbed wire board hanging off it, driving the barbs into his back and causing Poe to yell in pain. As Poe sits up, we see he has a nasty knot on his forehead where he slammed into the ladder. Darling grabs the board and rips it off Poe’s back, tearing pieces of flesh off of his back. Darling falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and rummages and comes back with a leather strap. Darling whips Poe’s back, leather meeting raw flesh, sending howls of agony from Poe’s mouth. Darling loops one end of the leather strap around Poe’s ankle and the other end around the top rope, leaving Poe’s ankle in a very vulnerable position. Darling once again slips out of the ring, staggers around outside, nearly falls – he has GOT to be weak from blood loss, I mean we are talking Bill Alfonso blood loss here – but comes back into the ring with a pipe wrench. Darling uses the wrench to choke Poe fore a few minutes, then pulls himself up and hammers Poe’s ankle with the wrench! Poe’s ankle could be shattered! Again! Darling undoes the leather and pulls Poe to the center of the ring and locks him in the ankle lock. Poe howls in pain but will not give Darling the satisfaction of quitting. Poe uses his free leg to repeatedly kick Darling in the face until he breaks the hold. Darling slumps against the ropes, and Poe struggles to get to his feet. He can barely put any weight on that ankle, Darling charges and Poe tries to scoop him up, but once again that ankle and knee give out and Darling manages to slip over his shoulder to the mat. Darling spins Poe kicks him low, and hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Darling collapses to the mat with his arm draped across Poe, the referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, three. Mercifully, this one is over.
WINNER in 29:21 – Alexander Darling

Officials rush to the ring and help both men to the back. I am betting that both men are going to need a whole lot of blood.

DAVIN MORELAND vs. CHRIS COLE – Best of Seven Series Match 7: Steel Cage Match – Escape Only: Series Tied at 3

Both Cole and Moreland were separated from the other workers before the match. All workers will be allowed to come down to ringside after Moreland and Cole are in the ring. Generic “Hype Up” music blasts through the PA and the house lights go out, while some spots and strobes do some stuff focused on the ring. The Ring Announcer gets a single spot on him in the center of the ring.

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen this will be the SEVENTH and DECIDING MATCH to determine the #1 Contender to the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

RA: Introducing First…

rumbles through the PA, and “The Main Event” Chris Cole, looking VERY confident; makes his way down to ring, and is told to stand on one side.

RA: 6 foot 1, weighing in at 235 lbs…he is the former OOWF Tag Team, and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…”The Main Event” Chris Cole!

There’s lots and lots of booing, but Cole just smiles, and bounces back and forth on the balls of his feet waiting.

RA: And His Opponent…



fires up through the sound system as the crowd rises to their feet as one in a very loud and unified “More-land” chant. Moreland makes his way down slapping hands with the fans, ALSO looking very confident. Officials force Davin to stand on the other side of the ring, but he makes eye contact with Cole, and the trash talk has started already. Can’t we all just get along?

RA: 6 foot 10, weighing in at 288 lbs…he is the former, and longest reigning OOWF Onslaught Champion…Davin “Psycho” Moreland!

Crowd cheers themselves into a pool of batshit after that; Davin raises his arms and then starts pacing back and forth,

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen…We will now lower…THE CAGE!

The cage lowers. There’s like lights and stuff.

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, there is one way and one way only to win this match, and that is by Escape. The first man with both feet on the ground is the winner. Davis Hightower is your referee.

Davis Hightower strolls in to a smattering of applause, mainly because no one gives a shit. The Ring Announcer is shuttled out of the ring as Hightower gets in. OOWF officials usher Cole into the ring first, followed by Moreland, and just so there are no shenanigans, Hightower locks the cage from the INSIDE! Cole and Moreland are already nose to nose talking about each other’s mothers or something…Davin says something like “3-0” and Cole says something like “18-1”, and I think we can safely assume these two really don’t like each other much. OOWF officials now allow the workers to gather at ringside, and it appears most if not all of the locker room has emptied out to check this match out. As you might imagine, Team Rick is on one side, and Team OOWF is on the other while the non-committed kind of gather around the ramp and not get killed. I’m sure someone thought this was a good idea. Meanwhile, Hightower is trying to explain to the two combatants that they have to be separated if they want to start the match. Finally, he’s able to pry the two apart for a second and call for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!

Both appear to look for a tie-up, but at the last second, Cole goes around and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX. Nice way to start. Cole drops an elbow to Moreland’s “lower abdomen” and locks in a headlock. Hightower looks on, but he’s little more than a spectator. The crowd starts to clap and Davin starts to “Moreland Up” and manages to get to the proverbial vertical base. He shoves Cole into the ropes, and Moreland whips him through to the other ropes. Moreland does some gymnastics before Cole bounces up and DRILLS him with a Handspring Back Elbow. Cole is a little staggered holding his chin. Moreland springboards off those same ropes and hits a Jericho Bulldog/Faceplant. Cole rolls onto his back holding his face, and Moreland follows up with a Double Knee to the midsection. Cole yells out, but Davin seems to be a quarter-step ahead and grabs Cole’s legs…and locks in a SHARPSHOOTER!

Cole is screaming in pain, but he can tap for a week and nothing will happen. Even a rope break won’t matter. Cole’s going to have to try to get out of it another way, and after 3 full minutes, he somehow manages to get the big man moving and roll him through and off the move! Moreland’s momentum nearly takes him out of the ring as Cole crawls to his feet holding his back, just as Moreland does across the ring. Davin charges, but Cole is able to counter with a big Body Drop presumably out of the ring. But, Moreland skins the cat and Nails Cole with a Stun Gun on the ropes. Davin drops to the floor, and Cole momentarily drops to the mat. Moreland lifts up the ring apron LOOKING FOR PLUNDER! He starts tossing stuff into the ring, from trash cans to tables before heading back inside. Unfortunately for Moreland though, he forgot about Cole momentarily, and Cole PASTES him with a Chair Shot to the Dome. Moreland is wobbly-legged and drops to his knees, before eating ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT, this time to the back of the head. Davin is flat on his face on the mat. Cole BLASTS him one more time with the chair for good measure, and gets onto the cage, climbing up, looking for the win.

On the outside, tempers have started to flare, and fists have started to be thrown. For now, it’s just a few isolated one-on-one skirmishes, but this can’t possibly be good. Cole is having trouble at first getting a foothold on the cage, but is finally making some progress, and is about halfway up before the camera cuts to Moreland on all fours shaking the cobwebs out. The crowd is urgently yelling for Moreland to get up. Cole looks up and smiles, thinking he can smell victory. Meanwhile, Davin has shoddily set up a table, and looks up. He SPRINGBOARDS straight up and with his arms fully extended is able to grab one of Cole’s ankles, stopping his progress. Davin is just swinging there and unable to get any leverage, but Davin’s body weight is causing Cole to lose his balance. Davin tries to generate some momentum by pushing off the cage. Cole slips just as Davin pushes off with both legs. Davin’s hands slip off Cole’s boot and his momentum carries him RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! (Firewoman’s rule of tables™ ) Cole doesn’t fare much better, as he lands throat first on the rope and ends up smashing into the cage. Hightower can do nothing more than shake his head.

Things have gotten more heated outside, as there are a couple of group fights, and a body will occasionally fly into the cage from the outside. Davin is up first, and grabs the trusty trash can, and rolls to the apparently dead Cole, and looks to do some smashy-smashy. However, the wily veteran Cole was playing a bit of possum, and connects with a HARD kick to the gut just as Moreland was about to smash him with the trash can, and the trash can goes flying. Cole gets to his feet, and HITS the keeled-over Davin with a DDT, and boy did he nail it. Cole rolls into the ring to grab some toys, and tosses out a couple chairs, a table and a trash can lid. Cole grabs a chair, and looks to waffle Davin, but this time Davin’s playing some possum, and Moreland hits Cole with a SWIFT KICK TO THE BALLS! The chair goes flying and the crowd cheers for some reason. Cole gets some rough cage treatment, getting his face rubbed all across the cage in front of Team Bennett. Needless to say, they’re not happy. Cole is busted wide open now, and it looks like the technical part of this match is done, as Davin starts to ROCK Cole with Right Hands, and to his credit, Cole is giving as good as he’s getting in this exchange, and it’s starting to resemble a hockey brawl.

Outside the ring is starting to resemble a riot, as we have full-scale pandemonium going on. It’s a full battle between Team OOWF and Team Bennett, with the non-committeds getting caught in the crossfire, and it’s quite a sight. Meanwhile back in the ring, Cole has gotten the advantage, and is giving Moreland some Rough Cage Treatment now. When Cole is satisfied, it’s time for GERMAN SUPLEXES INTO THE CAGE! There must have been three or four in that sequence. Cole goes into the ring to the top turnbuckle. He takes off and hits the BRET HART ELBOW on a downed Davin, and now might be the time to make a run for it. Cole disagrees, and struggles to pull Moreland up, but he does it, and hits a HEADLINER ON THE FLOOR! Now it’s time, and the crowd is REALLY concerned this time, as Cole begins the long, slow climb.

Assuming most of the crowd noticed, because the full-scale riot at ringside has now spilled over into the crowd Pistons/Pacers style, and it’s just getting a bit ugly out there. Security and Local Police are trying their best to keep the crowd separated from the fight, but it’s getting difficult. A bloody, bruised and beaten Chris Cole appears to be on his way to the apparent victory after hitting Davin with the HEADLINER. But Moreland is stirring below, and is to his feet, and he looks up to spot Cole, who is ¾ of the way there. Davin thinks quickly, and rolls into the ring, running away from Cole, hits the ropes, getting a BIG running start, SPRINGBOARDS off the ropes and lands Spider-Man style against the cage almost ½ way up. The cage shakes a LOT once Davin hits it, and it forces Cole to take a misstep and fall a foot or so. Davin is having no trouble going up the cage, but Cole recovers rather quickly. Davin makes up the ground and they both reach the top at the same time. The two trade right hands at the top of the cage, and the crowd is in a full-throat “PLEASE DON’T DIE” chant. The war continues at the top seemingly at an impasse until Davin mixes in 2 head butts to the nose along with the right hands, and Cole stops swinging momentarily. Davin looks around and soaks up everything around him, and looks at Cole, knowing he’s got to put him away for good. Dear God…What is he doing? The crowd is SCREAMING “NO!” as Davin locks his arms around Cole’s head. He stands up. Oh my God, no. REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO THE RING 30 FEET DOWN! Half of the ring collapses due to the force of that maneuver.

The crowd is silent, and outside, the fighting has stopped, and even the announcers are mumbling in their “quiet” voices. Hightower is looking in on the two, but there’s not much he can do. After an uncomfortable 20 or 30 seconds go by, there is stirring, and the crowd is absolutely BATSHITTING themselves, as Davin Moreland has made it to all fours, shakes the cobwebs, and groggily gets to his feet. He walks over to the fallen Cole, who has NOT moved, and gives him the International Sign for “It’s Over”. Davin takes a deep breath and starts the climb to the top of the cage. There will be no save from Cole, as he still hasn’t moved. About ¾ of the way up, Team OOWF surrounds the potential “landing area”, but it looks like Team Bennett collectively lost their puppy, and make no move toward them. Instead, they mill around the front of the cage, waiting for it to be unlocked. The crowd is in a loud, sustained and unified “WE LOVE DA-VIN” Chant as he makes his way up. At the top of the cage, he shoots another “It’s Over” sign to Cole, plays to the crowd a bit, and jumps. Just as Cole starts to stir in the ring, Davin’s feet hit the floor, and it’s finally over.
WINNER by ESCAPE in 42:58 and NEW #1 Contender to the OOWF Heavyweight Championship…DAVIN MORELAND!

Davin’s feet hit the floor and he immediately collapses in a heap. Davis Hightower sprints to the door and unlocks it, calling for the paramedics, and some Team Bennett members spill into the ring. Davin’s got his arms around Phantos and Lucios’ shoulders and they help him to the back to the roar of the crowd, and Team OOWF follow them to the back, celebrating.

ERIC O’MAC & TYSON KINCAID vs. STANK & CONCRETE TG – Steel Cage Match

Repairs are made to the cage and the ring as we get a recap of the Bennett-Rick feud. With everything all squared away we are ready to go. Stank and Concrete TG are announced first, and they come to the ring, surprisingly to the superhero music. Crete is completely into it, but Stank just stomps to the ring behind him with a sour look on his face. They climb into the ring and talk strategy in the corner. Eric O’Mac and Tyson Kincaid are announced next and they come to the ring and step right inside the cage. Eric looks like he will start things against Crete for this one. This is a standard tag team match, just inside a cage. Eric and Crete slowly circle, then lock up, Crete pushes Eric back to a neutral corner and the referee calls for a clean break, Crete steps away, but Eric catches him with a chop to the chest, then connects with a spinning heel kick that sends Crete to the mat. Eric grabs Crete by the head and tries to send him into the cage face first, but Crete puts on the breaks and hits a spinning front kick that catches Eric in the mouth and sends him back to the middle of the ring. Crete tags in Stank, and pulls Eric to his feet and whips him toward Stank, Stank catches Eric by the head and throws him into the cage! Eric hits about halfway up the cage and bounces back into the center of the ring. Stank pulls Eric up and pulls him right into a short clothesline. Eric falls to the mat and Stank drops a big elbow across his chest, covers and gets a two count. Stank pulls Eric to his feet and sends him face first into the cage again, this time Eric melts off the cage and slumps to the mat. As Stank moves in to pull Eric up, Eric NAILS Stank with a low blow. Stank staggers to the middle of the ring doubled over in pain. Eric hits the ropes and catches Stank in the temple with a knee that sends him down to the mat. Eric tags in Tyson Kincaid and he steps between the ropes and pulls Stank up and slams him face first into the cage, then holds Stank’s face there and repeatedly rakes it across the metal. Kincaid takes a few steps back and charges, driving his knee into the back of Stank’s head. Stank falls to the mat and Kincaid mounts him and chokes the life out of Stank. Crete charges into the ring and breaks it up with an enzuguri to the back of Kincaid’s head sending him to the mat. Stank gets to his feet and staggers back into the corner, Kincaid gets up and charges in but Stank moves out of he way and Kincaid crashes into the corner, Stank grabs Kincaid and hauls him up on his shoulders and drops to his knees, snapping Kincaid’s back across his massive shoulders. Stank pulls Kincaid up and throws him into his corner and makes the tag to Crete. Crete comes in and grabs Kincaid by the back of the head and traps his arms, and slams him in the face repeatedly with head butts. Kincaid falls to the mat dazed, blood running from a small cut on Kincaid’s nose. Crete puts the bots to Kincaid, then pulls him to his feet, lifts him and drops him with an inverted atomic drop, then grabs Kincaid and sends him face first into the steel. Kincaid bounces off the cage staggers a little bit, throws a few wild punches that are nowhere near Crete, then falls to the mat face first. Crete hits the ropes and drops a leg across the back of Kincaid’s head, rolls him over and gets a two count that is broken up by Eric. Crete chases Eric out of the ring, then pulls Kincaid to his feet and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Kincaid fights him off and shoves Crete backward. Crete jumps right back to his feet and climbs the corner again trying for another suplex. The two men sit on the top rope trading shots to the face. Kincaid rakes Crete’s eyes then throws a forearm that catches Crete on the chin and sends him off the top rope to the mat. Kincaid steadies himself, then leaps and catches Crete with a clothesline. Kincaid makes the tag to Eric and Eric leaps over the top rope and cuts Crete off preventing him from making the tag to Stank. Eric plants Crete on the mat with a DDT, then turns and catches Stank with a running kick to the chops. Eric turns back to Crete, but Crete crawls between his legs and tags in a very pissed off Stank. Stank comes in and hammers Eric to the mat with rights and lefts, Kincaid comes in and he gets more of the same. Stank grabs Eric and throws him face first into the cage, then catches him on the rebound up on his shoulders for the Stank U! Stank turns to drop Eric, but Kincaid runs in and POPS Stank with what appear to be brass knuckles! Stank hits the mat, out! Crete charges and spears Kincaid, and both men tumble between the ropes and fight and claw at one another between the ropes and cage. Eric climbs to the top rope, then pauses and starts climbing the cage! Eric stands on the top of the cage and stare down at Stank with a crazed look on his face. Eric leaps FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! But Stank MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Eric SLAMS into the mat and you can see all he wind driven out of his body. Stank tries to clear the cobwebs, but you can see he is not all there. He is there enough to hook Eric and roll him over and hook the leg and get the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 18:01 – Stank & Concrete TG

After the match Kincaid and Crete free themselves from their fight and check on their opponents. Crete helps Stank to his feet and we can see Stank has a glazed look on his face, he may have suffered a concussion from those brass knuckles. Kincaid helps Eric to a sitting position and Eric says something to him. Kincaid gets to his feet and charges across the ring and NAILS Crete on the back of the head with a brass knuckle shot! Crete is out cold on his feet, and falls to the mat. Stank turns around and he is attacked by both Eric and Kincaid. Kincaid pulls a pair of handcuffs out of his boots and cuffs Stank to the cage, then they KO the referee and steal his belt and WHIP Stank mercilessly! Davin Moreland, Phantos & Lucios storm the ring and Kincaid and Eric escape over the top of the cage and up the ramp to the safety of the back.

GAELIC STORM vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The four men make it to the ring and they meet in the center of the ring and all four bump knuckles. This should be a clean, if not hard fought match. It looks like it will be Seamus and Spin starting things off. The two men circle and lock up, collar and elbow, but neither can push the other anywhere, so they break the hold and just stat trading shots to the head. Spin catches Seamus with a knee to the gut and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a hip toss. Seamus spins up to his feet and gets leveled with a hard clothesline from Spin. Spin drops several elbows across Seamus’ chest, then pulls him to the Sons corner and tags in Magnusson. Magnusson steps between the ropes and plants a boot to Seamus’ mouth, then drags him out of the corner and rolls him over and drops an elbow across his back, then locks Seamus in a crossface, raking his forearm across Seamus nose. Doesn’t seem like he would get a submission here, so this is just a punishing move. Seamus works his ay to the ropes and forces the break. Magnusson pulls Seamus to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face. Magnusson covers and gets a two count, but Seamus rolls his shoulder. Both men get to their feet and DH scoops Seamus up and plants him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and tries a big elbow drop but Seamus rolls out of the way and DH crashes and burns. Seamus pulls Magnusson up and hits a side suplex that folds Magnusson up. Seamus tags in Wrath, and Damon comes in and drops a leg across Magnusson’s chest, then gets to his feet and plants a boot right to the mouth. Wrath pulls Magnusson to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Wrath measures Magnusson and waits for him to get to his feet, then catches him with a running high knee to the jaw. Wrath climbs to the second rope and drops a knee across Magnusson’s chest, then mounts him and hammers away with shots to the face. Magnusson shoves him off and gets to his feet, Wrath charges and the two men lock up, DHM spins him into the corner and blisters him with chops to the chest, then whips Wrath across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him with a running clothesline slamming Wrath in the corner. Wrath staggers out of the corner and DH tags in Spin. Spin comes into the ring and drops Wrath to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. Spin tries to lock on the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, but Wrath fights him and doesn’t let him hook he move in properly. Seamus runs into the ring and saves his partner with a boot to Spin’s face. Spin gets to his feet and catches Seamus with a blind side shot to the side of the head that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Spin turns back to Wrath, who is on his feet, Wrath grabs Spin by the head and tries a diamond cutter, but Spin pushes him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a thunderous spine buster! Spin pulls Wrath to his feet and hauls him up for a suplex, then turns and drives him to the mat with a jackhammer. Spin covers, but once again Seamus makes it into the ring to break up the pin. This brings Magnusson into the ring, and all four men begin to brawl in the center of the ring. Seamus and Magnusson hammer one another with rights and lefts. Spin joins the fray, only to get caught from behind by Wrath. Wrath throws Spin out of the ring to the floor, then gets a running start and leaps over the top rope, taking Spin out in the process. Inside the ring, Seamus grabs Magnusson in a side head lock, but DH lifts him in the air and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Magnusson rolls out of the ring and catches Wrath with a shot to the back of the head, then rolls him into the ring. Spin follows and they set him up for the power bomb/elbow combo! (really, we need a name for this) but that pesky Seamus rolls back into the ring and catches Spin in the small of the back with a knee. Spin drops Wrath and Seamus spins him around and plants him with a DDT. Magnusson waits for Seamus to get to his feet and leaps off the top rope and catches him with a knee between the eyes. Seamus falls to the mat dazed and seemingly out of it. Wrath gets to his feet and grabs Magnusson from behind and PLANTS him with a reverse DDT, then rolls him out of the ring. Spin struggles to his feet, doubled over in pain, and Wrath bounds off the ropes and catches him with a kick to the back of the head sending Spin back to the mat. Wrath covers but only gets a two count. Seamus and Magnusson are jawing with one another across the ring, Seamus must say something Magnusson doesn’t like and he comes into the ring. As the referee gets Magnusson out of the ring, Wrath scoops Spin up, but Spin slips over his shoulder and runs him to the ropes for a roll up, but as Wrath ducks between the ropes and Seamus catches Spin in the head with a shillelagh to the head! (why a shillelagh? Because all good Irishmen have one) Wrath rolls through Spins roll up and hooks the legs and gets the one, two, three before Magnusson can get back into the ring.
WINNERS in 15:58 – Gaelic Storm

After the match the Sons and Gaelic Storm meet in the center of the ring and an argument between the two teams erupts. As things start to really get heated and it looks like they are going to come to blows, Davin Moreland, Crete, Lucios and Capellan run to the ring and separate the two teams. From the top of the ramp, Cole, Eric, Moose and Bennett watch with an amused look on their face.

DONOVAN VIPER vs. CARL FROM FRESNO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Carl From Fresno comes to the ring accompanied by Lucios. That seems like a bit of an odd pairing. Phantos is nowhere to be seen, though I would imagine he is somewhere meeting with Dr. Sydney Freedman. The OOWF Intercontinental Champion Donovan Viper is announced and he comes out with Attitude Adjuster. The devious duo make their way to the ring amid the boos of the crowd. Carl is getting his first shot at the Intercontinental title just weeks after getting his first shot at the world title. Not bad for a guy who was homeless a few hours ago. He must know someone. Anyway Viper gets into the ring and both men’s seconds leave the ring and wait on the outside, where I am sure they will have no bearing on the match whatsoever. Viper hands the IC title to the referee, then immediately charges across the ring and nails Carl with a punch to the mouth. Carl drops to one knee and Viper grabs him by the head and drags him over to the corner and hangs his throat on the bottom rope and drives knees into Carl’s back, choking him on the ropes. Viper finally breaks at four when the referee threatens disqualification. As he backs away and gets admonished by the referee, Attitude Adjuster gets in a couple of cheap shots, which sends Lucios around the ring to chase him away. Viper pulls Carl to his feet and backs him into the corner and climbs to the second rope and hammers Carl with shots to the top of the head. Carl grabs hold of Viper and takes a few steps out of the corner and falls backward, SNAKEYES!! Viper’s head snaps off the top turnbuckle and he falls to the mat, and it appears that he spits a couple of teeth out as well. Carl gets to his feet and pulls Viper up and hammer locks him, then scoops him up and slams him, driving Viper’s weight down on his arm. Carl stalks Viper waiting for him to get to his feet, Viper is up and swings wildly, and Carl catches his arm and drops him with an arm breaker DDT! It appears that someone has been working with Carl to improve his moveset. Carl grabs Viper and sends him into the corner, where Viper crashes shoulder first into the steel. Viper stays there grimacing in pain, and Carl grabs him and rolls him up from behind and gets a tow count, as Viper kicks you, Carl keeps hold of his arm and licks him in a short arm scissors trying for the submission. Viper frantically scoots to the ropes and forces the break, then rolls under the bottom rope and confers with Attitude Adjuster. We can hear Donovan Viper yelling “WHERE DID HE LEARN TO WRESTLE!!” Viper jumps back on the apron and Carl rushes across the ring and tries to throw Viper back into the ring, but Viper grabs his head and drops off the apron hanging Carl on the top rope. Carl falls back into the ring grabbing his throat and Viper slithers back into the ring and attacks, choking Carl with both hands until the referee threatens DQ, then going right back to it. Viper pulls Carl to his feet and kicks him low, then bounds off the ropes and drops him with a swinging neck breaker, then pulls him to a sitting position and drives his knee into the back of Carl’s neck, then tries to twist his head off. Carl fights to his feet but Viper slips around behind him and hits a release German suplex that drops Carl right on the back of his head. Viper covers, but Carl manages to kick out at two. Viper waits for Carl to get to his feet then sets him up for the rude awakening neck breaker, complete with hip swivel and point to Lucios. Viper drops Carl, and floats over for another two count. Viper seems to think he has this one in the bag, so he toys with the crowd a bit before he turns his attention back to Carl. Viper slowly pulls Carl to his feet and gives him a couple of hard back hand slaps across the face, then tries a whip to the ropes, but Carl reverses it and catches Viper with a boot to the face that staggers the champ, Carl then grabs Viper by the throat and hits a double choke sit out power bomb! Viper is in trouble! Carl gets to his feet and moves to the corner and climbs to the second rope, this will never work. Viper gets to his feet and Carl leaps (if that is what you want to call it) and lands a few feet in front of Viper, Viper laughs, until Carl drops him with a bionic elbow between the eyes! Carl moves to hit the ropes, but AA reaches in and grabs Carl’s foot. When Carl turns to grab at AA, AA slides Viper’s chain into the ring. Viper grabs the chain and starts to wraps it around his elbow, but Lucios comes into the ring and spins Viper around and takes the chain. The two men engage in a debate on their philosophical differences concerning wrestling, Viper shoves Lucios, so Lucios shoves him back and he staggers right into Carl, who catches him and hits a BURNING HAMMER!! Carl falls across Viper and gets the one, two, three! Carl gets to his feet and celebrates, but AA yells for the referee and we see that Viper’s foot was on the bottom rope! Lucios is in the ring celebrating with Carl as they grab the Intercontinental title. The referee waives the match off and orders it to continue. Attitude Adjuster slides into the ring and blindsides Lucios and throws him out of the ring. Viper sneaks up behind Carl and hits a low blow, then DRILLS him with the sidewinder, covers, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 11:09 – Donovan Viper

LD WILLIAMS vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

We come to main event time. LD Williams is defending his OOWF World Heavyweight Title against tag team specialist, and OOWF Original Outback Jack. Jack comes to the ring with Wally and a six pack of Fosters, which he manages to drain on the trip to the ring. LD Williams is out next and he makes his way to the ring, wearing the title, like a true champion should. LD Steps between the ropes, never taking his eyes off of Jack and hands the title to the referee. The two meet in the center of the ring, and give the mutual respect knuckle bump, and head back to their corners and this one is ready to go. Collar and elbow lock up, Jack pushes LD into the corner, the referee wants a clean break and gets one. The two men meet in the center of the ring again, this time Jack grabs a side head lock, LD shoves him to the ropes and falls to the mat, Jack steps over him and rebounds off the ropes, LD tries a hip toss, but Jack reverses it into one of his own. LD spins to his feet and Jack tries a kick to the guy, but LD catches his boot and trips Jack sending him to the mat. LD drops an elbow, but there is no one home. Outback Jack gets to his feet first and catches LD in the mouth with a kick that sends LD tumbling. Jack pulls LD to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, leaves him there to think about if for a moment, then crashes to the mat and floats over for the cover, but LD is out at one. Jack gets to his feet and waits, when LD stands up, Jack charges with a clothesline that takes them both over the top rope to the floor. On the outside, Jack keeps up the offense, whipping LD into the steel guardrail, and catching him as he staggers up with a power slam on the floor. Jack climbs onto the apron and runs the apron and drops an elbow right across LD’s chest! Jack rolls LD into the ring and follows, immediately covering for a two count. Jack keeps LD on the mat, and locks him in a sitting abdominal stretch, putting pressure on his ribs and trying to cut off Williams’ breath. LD fights to his feet and falls back into the corner knocking wind out of Jack. LD turns and whips Jack across the ring where he slams into the corner, LD charges, but Jack backdrops LD over the top rope to the floor. Jack follows LD to the outside and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the announce table, then stuns him with a couple of European uppercuts. Jack gets a running start at LD going for a Boomerang, but LD drops to the floor and takes Jack down with a drop toe hold. Jack falls to the floor and his head slams into the corner if the ring steps, leaving him writhing in agony on the floor. LD gets up and pulls Jack to a sitting position and we see that Jack has been SPLIT open! It even causes LD to hesitate for a moment, but then he collects himself and hammers Jack opening the cut even more. Jack is a bloody mess, with blood running off his face down onto his chest. Some fans in the front row look a little faint as LD rolls Jack into the ring and catches him with several boots to the head as Jack struggles to get to his feet. Inside the ring Jack finally gets to his feet and throws a couple of weak punches, but LD easily avoids them and picks his opening to pepper Jack with rights and left, then a kick to the gut and LD PLANTS him with a DDT. LD covers, but Jack rolls his shoulder at two. Williams looks irritated as he pulls Jack to his feet and sets him up for a pile driver, but Jack reverses it and hits an ALABAMA SLAM!! LD’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he grabs the back of his head. Jack struggles to his feet and climbs to the second rope and sits there waiting, blood dripping off his face. LD gets to his feet and Jack leaps, and drives him to the mat with a bulldog! Jack gets up and motions to the crowd for the CHOMP! He grabs LD, sets it up, CHOMP! LD WILLIAMS IS DEAD! Jack takes a moment to try and get his bearings, weak with blood loss he crawls across the ring and drapes an arm across LD’s chest, one, two, NO! LD gets his foot on the ropes before the referee can make the three count. Outback Jack is stunned. He pulls Williams off the mat and scoops him up and drops him across his knee and climbs to the second rope and leaps, but LD gets a boot up that catches Jack square in the jaw. Jack staggers around the ring grabbing his jaw as LD uses the ropes to pull himself off the mat. Jack charges at LD trying a clothesline, but LD catches his arm and spins him to the mat and tries to lock on the cross face, but Jack fights it with all he has. LD takes his free hand and digs into Jack’s open cut! When Jack releases LD’s arm to grabs his forehead, LD locks in the cross face and leans back and pulls with all his might. Jack refuses to give up, but the man is losing blood FAST, and the referee might have no choice but to stop this one. Jack holds on and is only inches from the ropes. LD uses his last burst of energy to really pull back the hold and just as he is about to reach the bottom rope, Jack goes limp and his hand falls to the mat, the referee waves this off and calls the match!
WINNER in 19:48 – LD Williams

After the match LD Williams grabs his title and walks over to Outback Jack who is slumped in the corner getting immediate medical attention. LD holds out his fist and Jack looks at him warily, and then bumps knuckles with him. LD turns and holds the world title high over his head as the medics help Jack out of the ring to the back. Bennett’s Army fills the ring and they celebrate as we fade to black.

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[Riot Act]

FYI, there's only one "l" in "Manila". I found this out while researching my kick-ass promo that I never got to post.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 25, 2008 21:20:55 GMT -5 Riot Act said:

FYI, there's only one "l" in "Manila". I found this out while researching my kick-ass promo that I never got to post.

Sticking with the Animal House theme, "forget it, he's rolling."

[karmic]

the power bomb/elbow combo! (really, we need a name for this)

It's been the 100 Proof for a few weeks now.

[Batman]

Hey, Moose, I just wanted to say that I love the idea of the "Sadistic Madness" match. Well, not the name so much, ("Last Blood" maybe?) but the match concept is brilliant, I wish that someone in real wrestling would think of it.

First Blood matches are always so stupid.

[Jack Quinn]

Karm - thanks, not sure how I missed that. Well, actually, I am not surprised I missed that, its me after all.

Serg - gotta give credit to Sop for thinking that up, but I agree, it is a cool concept and would be fun to see done in wrestling