[Pun]

On April 14th, 45-year-old Lynne Long told her teenage son that he could have a sleepover. So later, five teenage boys showed up to the house where Lynne was hanging out with her 38-year-old friend Angela Honeycutt.

Well, just like any sleepover involving boys with raging libidos . . . the conversation eventually turned to relations. The two moms overheard the conversation and decided to join in . . . and that's when the party took a whole new turn.

Angela jumped on the boys and started kissing them . . . before taking off her top and shaking her chest around like a stripper.

Then Angela made the beast with two backs with one of the boys while Lynne watched . . . and Angela finished the sexual escapade by providing manual services to another guy. For some reason, Lynne's son wasn't around while his friends went at it.

It seemed like a teenage sexual fantasy come to life . . . but after the incident, one of the teens felt guilty about participating in the party and told his parents what happened.

They called the cops and on Wednesday, Angela and Lynne were busted. Angela is being charged with four crimes and Lynne is being charged with two . . . both involving corruption of a minor. (CBS 3 Philadelphia / Philadelphia Daily News)

WTF? What kind of kids are we raising here? Who snitches on shit like that?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

The same kids who complain about their hot teachers who fuck them.

[salmonjunkie]

Then Angela made the beast with two backs with one of the boys while Lynne watched . . . and Angela finished the sexual escapade by providing manual services to another guy. For some reason, Lynne's son wasn't around while his friends went at it.

What the hell does "made the beast with two backs" mean and why is it in a new article?

[Habs]

Jun 13, 2008 13:47:51 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Then Angela made the beast with two backs with one of the boys while Lynne watched . . . and Angela finished the sexual escapade by providing manual services to another guy. For some reason, Lynne's son wasn't around while his friends went at it.

What the hell does "made the beast with two backs" mean and why is it in a new article?

According to the urban ditionary it's: "Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby "

[Pun]

It's not a news article. I got it from a radio station website. It's the text from their "Stupid News" segment.

[OpTard]

how "teenage" were these kids? 13 or like 16?

either way the kid's retarded.

[BTR]

I hope when Pun's daughter has sleepovers that his friend has sex with one of the girls while Pun watches.

I could have hit lower.

[salmonjunkie]

oh, I see. Now that Cory's found love, he's also found MORALS. Psh!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jun 13, 2008 13:47:51 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Then Angela made the beast with two backs with one of the boys while Lynne watched . . . and Angela finished the sexual escapade by providing manual services to another guy. For some reason, Lynne's son wasn't around while his friends went at it.

What the hell does "made the beast with two backs" mean and why is it in a new article?

IIRC, Iago used that expression to describe Desdemona and her alleged lover when trying to make Othello jealous.

[Lucky]

Jun 13, 2008 13:40:37 GMT -5 Pun said:

WTF? What kind of kids are we raising here? Who snitches on shit like that?

Kids who were molested by fucked up adult sexual predators?

Just a guess.

[Pun]

Sleepless Lucky is pissy Lucky.

[Lucky]

You should see my rants at the Yankee board when someone said Willie was fired because he wasn't Latino.

[Pun]

See, Lucky! That gets you an exalt. You can be funny when you want to. Don't you listen to what all the other posters say.

[Lucky]

I am funny. That however was not a joke.

forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.php?p=5214059&postcount=77

You have correctly surmised that I haven't slept and that certain things are tipping me off this morning. The old "molested kids are idiots for ratting out their rapists" thing got me and so did the whole "Omar is a racist and that's why he fired Willie" thing.

I also had a very disconcerting twitch/pulsating itch in my chin earlier. Really had me freaked out for an hour or so. But its gone and I'm gonna chalk it up to the effects of bad sleep habits.

[The Canadian Content]

Lucky, I don't know that you get enough sleep to actually call it a "habit".

[Lucky]

I can't argue.

Largely because the words are starting to get blurry.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jun 13, 2008 16:07:26 GMT -5 BTR said:

I could have hit lower.

Well it's Pun, of course you could have.

[Sparty]

Jun 17, 2008 9:58:39 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Largely because the words are starting to get blurry.

Sincerely,
Moose

[Pun]

HA! That's another exalt!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Well done Lips...well done.

[Byrntrigan]

Jun 13, 2008 13:40:37 GMT -5 Pun said:

WTF? What kind of kids are we raising here? Who snitches on shit like that?

Gay pussies would be my guess...

[Lucky]

You might be right. Being raped and molested at a young age usually fucks with a kid and sometimes turns them towards the opposite sex and fucks with their self esteem.