[Tommy]

Performed by: Shaquille O'Neal
Written and Produced by: Paul Pierce

[Lucky]

You know, Shaq's not a very good rapper but after watching that anchor man stumble awkwardly

And actually, yes retarded anchor man with scary eyebrows. Shaq's rap does sound like freestyle given the repeated lines, poor construction, and freestyle cliches.

Oh God, he comes back. I just want to murder that dude. I really hope he dies. He is the most annoying douche I've seen in a long time.

[Andy]

Shaq couldn't do it without D.
Last year Shaq couldn't do it without D.
Shaq...tell me how my balls taste.

[salmonjunkie]

This was recorded by Skillz after Detroit murdered my Lakers in the finals a few years back

www.imeem.com/people/jT8yp/music/UiMRAz8C/skillz_99_free_throws_disses_shaq/

I'm a Shaq fan, but this shit cracked me up.

[creepy]

Pierce couldn't do it without KG
Garnett couldn't do it without Paul P
Ainge was about to be fired
Until KG he acquired
Because McHale couldn't let 16 be


One thing these Finals taught us to grade
Finally something from a star beginning to fade
Also, Kobe's an adultress poker
And like Chacon he's a choker
And Shaq proved he could now only win with D Wade

And it looks like L.A.'s insider trading was a waste
Phil couldn't mend a winning gameplan with superglue paste
Now it's confirmed that the Lakers
Are Championship Fakers
And Shaq, how do the Spurs balls fucking taste?