OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (07/09) Lineup
Jul 3, 2008 9:24:47 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:24:47 GMT -5
<We cut to the back where Moose, Eric and LD are walking down the hall toward Bennett’s office>
EOM: So what did he say?
LDW: Just that he wanted to see the three of us. You know what this is about Moose?
MHJ: Not a clue
<The three walk into Bennett’s office and see Bennett behind his desk, with Donovan Viper sitting off to one side>
MHJ: What’s up?
LJB: I wanted you three to be the first to know, Mr. Viper won’t be with us for a bit.
EOM: WHAT?
LJB: As you may know, Mr.Viper was viciously attacked at the pay per view. We feel that his safety has been jeopardized, considering we don’t know WHY he was attacked. With those things in mind, I have decided that sending him back to the states is probably in both his, and our, best interests.
LDW: This leaves us without a big weapon
LJB: It may leave us without a weapon HERE, but I feel Mr. Viper can be of some use to us back in the states.
MHJ: Like Alexis
LJB: Somewhat, if need be, they have full authority to take care of Ms. Darling. However, Mr. Viper will not be going back alone. Gentlemen, allow me to introduce an ally of mine
<A man in an impeccable suit walks into the room, but we don’t see who it is initially>
MHJ: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
<The camera pans around and we see it is Niles Anderson>
MHJ: BENNETT? WHAT THE FUCK?
LJB: Moose, calm down for a moment. You see, this whole thing was in the works a long time ago. When I hired Niles Anderson into the OOWF, I pulled him aside a few months later and asked him to evaluate some talent. From there, we developed a working relationship that was completely separate from the goings on of the OOWF. I thought our behind the scenes work was discovered years ago by Concrete TG <Bennett presses a button and OOWFtv plays a clip>
We chalked that up to you playing mind games with Crete, so no further action was taken in that matter.
MHJ: Wait…..are you saying you were behind what happened to Semaj B?
LJB: Moose, that is something that will never be discussed in such a………public forum. Semaj stumbled across some information that he shouldn’t have, but, sadly for us, someone else got to him before we could
EOM: That’s hardcore
LJB: Moose, Niles has agreed to accompany Mr. Viper back to the states and see what we can find on Mr. Corbitt.. Gentlemen, you will find your car waiting outside the arena, have a safe trip and call me when you get back to the states.
<Viper and Anderson move toward the door, Viper stops next to LD Williams, and the two exchange a nod, then a wordless hug. Viper slaps Moose and Eric on the back, then heads to the door. Niles Anderson stops by Moose and takes off his sunglasses and extends his hand. Moose just glares at him. Niles laughs and he and Viper walk out the door>
MHJ: What the fuck Bennett? Niles Anderson?
LJB: Moose, it is a business partnership, nothing more. I had a feeling you would resist, which is why I didn’t say anything initially. This will make our cause stronger, whether you see that right now or not.
MHJ:<after contemplating this for a moment> Fine. I set aside my irritation with that idiot Alexander Darling when Eric was trying to recruit him to our side, I will do the same with Niles, BUT <Moose gets close to Bennett> If Niles does ONE thing out of line, I will split his skull open and splatter his brains on your wall. You got me? And if you don’t like that, you will have a problem much bigger than Rick.
<Moose turns and walks out of the room leaving Eric and LD looking nervously back and forth. LJ sits into his chair>
LJB: LD, why don’t you see if you can talk some sense into him. Eric, I need to have a word with you….
<as if on cue, AA walks into the room beaming>
AA: I DID IT! I DID IT!! NO ONE THOUGHT IT COULD BE DONE! BUT I DID IT!
EOM: Did what?
AA: I fooled Sting and I got my title shot!
EOM: You fooled Sting?
AA: Yup
EOM: Isn’t he the dumbest man in wrestling, and you would personally find it offensive if he didn’t volunteer to do the stupid thing?
AA: That is hardly the point! LJ its all right there in black and white, I get a title match this week
<AA turns to the camera>
AA: LD we may be on the same side, but this week in Mandalay, Burma <cheap pop comes from somewhere> we are going to tear the house down! You are a great champion, but everyone knows, AA equals ratings! So when that final bell sounds, it is going to be ME walking out of that ring with the world title!
LJB: You done?
AA: THAT is how you do a five star promo right there!
LJB: Yeah well that is all well and good, but AA, did you read this contract?
AA: No, I just signed it an assumed it was legit. Why……OH GOD I DID THE SAME THING AS STING!!!
LJB: I am afraid so. You see, you DO have a title shot next week, but its not for the world title against LD
AA: Then who…..
LJB: You have an Onslaught Championship match against Firewoman
AA: WHAT? I can’t wrestle a woman!
EOM: I didn’t know you had morals
AA: Morals? What the hell are those? I meant there is no buyrates in me wrestling a woman, beating her in five minutes and being a total division killer with the Onslaught Championship. Come on LJ, just change it to a world title match already
LJB: I am afraid I can’t do that, but there is one thing I CAN do…..Eric, is that referee license you got still good?
EOM: I just renewed it a few weeks ago
LJB: How would you like to referee the Onslaught Championship match next week?
EOM: I’d love to!
AA: Come on Eric, we need to go discuss strategy, how bout sandwiches at Ric’s, you’re buying
EOM: Fine, but…..wait, what?
AA: Let’s go, time is wasting!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Mandalay, Burma
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
LD Williams vs. Seamus McNasty
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
Alexander Darling vs. Moosehead Jack
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
IHOP vs. Phantos & Lucios
OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – Eric O’Mac is Special Guest Referee[/u]
Firewoman vs. Attitude Adjuster
Steel Cage Match[/u]
Tytan vs. Outback Jack
Poe vs. Davin Moreland
The Dead vs. Justin Sane
Amnesiac vs. Concrete TG
ZK DeBeers vs. Stank
Chris Cole vs. Knife
Worlds Greatest Fag Team vs. Carl From Fresno & Bunny vs. The Midnight Sons
Eric O’Mac & Tyson Kincaid vs. Cape Town Cannibals
Blitz vs. Mark Vander
Card subject to severe weather
EOM: So what did he say?
LDW: Just that he wanted to see the three of us. You know what this is about Moose?
MHJ: Not a clue
<The three walk into Bennett’s office and see Bennett behind his desk, with Donovan Viper sitting off to one side>
MHJ: What’s up?
LJB: I wanted you three to be the first to know, Mr. Viper won’t be with us for a bit.
EOM: WHAT?
LJB: As you may know, Mr.Viper was viciously attacked at the pay per view. We feel that his safety has been jeopardized, considering we don’t know WHY he was attacked. With those things in mind, I have decided that sending him back to the states is probably in both his, and our, best interests.
LDW: This leaves us without a big weapon
LJB: It may leave us without a weapon HERE, but I feel Mr. Viper can be of some use to us back in the states.
MHJ: Like Alexis
LJB: Somewhat, if need be, they have full authority to take care of Ms. Darling. However, Mr. Viper will not be going back alone. Gentlemen, allow me to introduce an ally of mine
<A man in an impeccable suit walks into the room, but we don’t see who it is initially>
MHJ: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
<The camera pans around and we see it is Niles Anderson>
MHJ: BENNETT? WHAT THE FUCK?
LJB: Moose, calm down for a moment. You see, this whole thing was in the works a long time ago. When I hired Niles Anderson into the OOWF, I pulled him aside a few months later and asked him to evaluate some talent. From there, we developed a working relationship that was completely separate from the goings on of the OOWF. I thought our behind the scenes work was discovered years ago by Concrete TG <Bennett presses a button and OOWFtv plays a clip>
CTG: "N", is it.....? and Moose warned me of someone wanting to take over the OOWF.... (nods to himself) Nice try, Niles. You ALMOST had me go after Moose for the murder of Semaj B. But "N" was your own arrogance at work. When the oppourtunity arises, evildoer, your end might not be so merciful.......
We chalked that up to you playing mind games with Crete, so no further action was taken in that matter.
MHJ: Wait…..are you saying you were behind what happened to Semaj B?
LJB: Moose, that is something that will never be discussed in such a………public forum. Semaj stumbled across some information that he shouldn’t have, but, sadly for us, someone else got to him before we could
EOM: That’s hardcore
LJB: Moose, Niles has agreed to accompany Mr. Viper back to the states and see what we can find on Mr. Corbitt.. Gentlemen, you will find your car waiting outside the arena, have a safe trip and call me when you get back to the states.
<Viper and Anderson move toward the door, Viper stops next to LD Williams, and the two exchange a nod, then a wordless hug. Viper slaps Moose and Eric on the back, then heads to the door. Niles Anderson stops by Moose and takes off his sunglasses and extends his hand. Moose just glares at him. Niles laughs and he and Viper walk out the door>
MHJ: What the fuck Bennett? Niles Anderson?
LJB: Moose, it is a business partnership, nothing more. I had a feeling you would resist, which is why I didn’t say anything initially. This will make our cause stronger, whether you see that right now or not.
MHJ:<after contemplating this for a moment> Fine. I set aside my irritation with that idiot Alexander Darling when Eric was trying to recruit him to our side, I will do the same with Niles, BUT <Moose gets close to Bennett> If Niles does ONE thing out of line, I will split his skull open and splatter his brains on your wall. You got me? And if you don’t like that, you will have a problem much bigger than Rick.
<Moose turns and walks out of the room leaving Eric and LD looking nervously back and forth. LJ sits into his chair>
LJB: LD, why don’t you see if you can talk some sense into him. Eric, I need to have a word with you….
<as if on cue, AA walks into the room beaming>
AA: I DID IT! I DID IT!! NO ONE THOUGHT IT COULD BE DONE! BUT I DID IT!
EOM: Did what?
AA: I fooled Sting and I got my title shot!
EOM: You fooled Sting?
AA: Yup
EOM: Isn’t he the dumbest man in wrestling, and you would personally find it offensive if he didn’t volunteer to do the stupid thing?
AA: That is hardly the point! LJ its all right there in black and white, I get a title match this week
<AA turns to the camera>
AA: LD we may be on the same side, but this week in Mandalay, Burma <cheap pop comes from somewhere> we are going to tear the house down! You are a great champion, but everyone knows, AA equals ratings! So when that final bell sounds, it is going to be ME walking out of that ring with the world title!
LJB: You done?
AA: THAT is how you do a five star promo right there!
LJB: Yeah well that is all well and good, but AA, did you read this contract?
AA: No, I just signed it an assumed it was legit. Why……OH GOD I DID THE SAME THING AS STING!!!
LJB: I am afraid so. You see, you DO have a title shot next week, but its not for the world title against LD
AA: Then who…..
LJB: You have an Onslaught Championship match against Firewoman
AA: WHAT? I can’t wrestle a woman!
EOM: I didn’t know you had morals
AA: Morals? What the hell are those? I meant there is no buyrates in me wrestling a woman, beating her in five minutes and being a total division killer with the Onslaught Championship. Come on LJ, just change it to a world title match already
LJB: I am afraid I can’t do that, but there is one thing I CAN do…..Eric, is that referee license you got still good?
EOM: I just renewed it a few weeks ago
LJB: How would you like to referee the Onslaught Championship match next week?
EOM: I’d love to!
AA: Come on Eric, we need to go discuss strategy, how bout sandwiches at Ric’s, you’re buying
EOM: Fine, but…..wait, what?
AA: Let’s go, time is wasting!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Mandalay, Burma
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
LD Williams vs. Seamus McNasty
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
Alexander Darling vs. Moosehead Jack
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
IHOP vs. Phantos & Lucios
OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – Eric O’Mac is Special Guest Referee[/u]
Firewoman vs. Attitude Adjuster
Steel Cage Match[/u]
Tytan vs. Outback Jack
Poe vs. Davin Moreland
The Dead vs. Justin Sane
Amnesiac vs. Concrete TG
ZK DeBeers vs. Stank
Chris Cole vs. Knife
Worlds Greatest Fag Team vs. Carl From Fresno & Bunny vs. The Midnight Sons
Eric O’Mac & Tyson Kincaid vs. Cape Town Cannibals
Blitz vs. Mark Vander
Card subject to severe weather