[salmonjunkie]

This is awesome.

[Batman]

Brown didn’t know if he and Oliver would be back next week. But if they are, a sign also will say, “Meet a Jewish white guy,” Brown said.

“There’s a lot of churches here. Not a lot of temples.”

Huh?

J0000s aren't white....

[The Canadian Content]

Some of them certainly are. Notably, a certain Solly and Ziggy that we all know and...tolerate.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Only from the waist up.

HEY-OOOO

[Mikey]

Jul 4, 2008 12:10:50 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Only from the waist up.

HEY-OOOO

Fucking exalt.

[Shao Khan]

The image of Paul Mooney, and ask a black dude from Chappelle's Show popped in my head. . .

"White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

I also find this tidbit amusing:

Sherry Littlefield of Corvallis said the booth was unnecessary. She and friend Ron Naasko said they have black friends, and would be voting for Barack Obama for president.

“I guess I don’t care what color people are. Either you’re a jerk or you’re not,” Littlefield said.

They don't like the idea, but go out of the way to mention that they have black friends and they'll be voting for Obama. . .reminds me of the old, "Some of my best friends are black." deal

[Andy]

I met a black guy once. He didn't rob me or smoke crack or fuck a fat white chick or eat watermelon or fried chicken or anything. It was weird.

Of course, I also met that black guy I told you guys about on OO in San Francisco who DID rob me, but I don't blame that on his blackness; I blame that on his need for crack, fat white chicks, fried chicken and watermelon. Them things ain't free y'know.

[williamssl]

Hey, where the white women at?

[Demko]

Jul 6, 2008 8:37:07 GMT -5 Andy said:

I met a black guy once. He didn't rob me or smoke crack or fuck a fat white chick or eat watermelon or fried chicken or anything. It was weird.

Of course, I also met that black guy I told you guys about on OO in San Francisco who DID rob me, but I don't blame that on his blackness; I blame that on his need for crack, fat white chicks, fried chicken and watermelon. Them things ain't free y'know.

Wow, it's a re-stolen joke. Mencia did it better, though.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 9, 2008 23:35:41 GMT -5 Demko said:

Wow, it's a re-stolen joke. Mencia did it better, though.

I agree. No one steals jokes better than Mencia.

[Demko]

Jul 9, 2008 23:45:49 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Jul 9, 2008 23:35:41 GMT -5 Demko said:

Wow, it's a re-stolen joke. Mencia did it better, though.

I agree. No one steals jokes better than Mencia.

Thanks for completing my alley-oop, sir!

[Andy]

No, see I thought all those stereotypes were all common knowledge. But apparently Carlos Mencia invented them or something...I'm not sure what you were saying...I guess I'm not allowed to post racially insensitive material without first watching everything Mencia has ever done to make sure he hasn't done anything similar.

Anyways, you're a faggot and go fuck yourself. SMILEY FACE SO FEELINGS AREN'T HURT!!!

[Pun]

Don't mind FF. He's just ragging this week.

[Andy]

Go suck a bowl of dicks, Pun.

[Pun]

Only if you're the first and last, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.

[Andy]

I hope your daughter marries a negro.

[Andy]

AND I HOPE THAT NEGRO IS ORLANDO CABRERA!!!