[Byrntrigan]

The APA


vs.

The Chickenshit Heels








Please feel free to post youtubes of matches as well as your arguments for or against the team of your choice! Polls will lock approximately in 1 week at midnight.

[Jobber Blitz]

The secret weapon in that The APA suck. And it will make Lucky mad. TCH!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

There are pictures of the heels. Check their famous promo for it. That said I'm not voting for them in this showdown. Real wrestlers > Internet Wrestlers. Sorry AA & Mike. I still love you guys though.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

The APA does not suck. They kick ass, drink beer, and play poker.

[blownspot]

oooh I'm so torn on this one. I absolutely loved Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster Alan Capps as a tag team back in the day.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

back in the day meaning two years ago?

[blownspot]

No TCH's history goes way back to the 1800's

[Mikey]

Jul 17, 2008 9:05:44 GMT -5 blownspot said:

No TCH's history goes way back to the 1800's

CONTINUITY!!

In the interest of fairness, I'm abstaining from this vote.

[Byrntrigan]

Do I smell a heel turn?

Look out for barber shop sets and coconuts AA!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 17, 2008 8:17:07 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

They kick ass, drink beer, and play poker.

So do the Heels.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Jul 17, 2008 14:27:54 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Jul 17, 2008 8:17:07 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

They kick ass, drink beer, and play poker.

So do the Heels.

AA & Mike write about the heels kicking ass (when do they even do this?), drinking beer, and playing poker.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mikey writes? When the hell did this happen?

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jul 17, 2008 14:44:24 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

Jul 17, 2008 14:27:54 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

So do the Heels.

AA & Mike write about the heels kicking ass (when do they even do this?), drinking beer, and playing poker.

Actually, Johnny Adrenaline favored fruity drinks, IIRC.

[DevSop]

I need to know if JA or AA have ever raped anyone in the shower?

[salmonjunkie]

No, but they killed a shaman once.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Johnny Adrenaline is on his cell phone, on a golf course, with a fruity drink in his hand. He's dialing a Las Vegas phone number.

JA: Hey, Adjuster, you see what's going on at Pun's House?

AA: You mean that I won the Onslaught title? Pretty cool, huh? And I was the Iron Man champ for about a day and a half, too!

JA: No, I meant in the Showdown section. They have us facing the APA.

AA: You're kidding. The APA. Bradshaw and Simmons?

JA: Yeah, go figure. I mean, Ron use to work for us!

RS: DAMN!

AA: Are we on a three-way conference call?

RS: DAMN!

JA: So, Ron, are you voting for The Chickenshit Heels or APA?

RS: DAMN!

AA: I'll reform The Chichenshit Heels Posse and let you be The Great Wizard!

RS: DAMN!!!!!

JA: Well, that's one vote for us.

AA: Hey, I just logged into Pun's House. They don't have any photos of us.

JA: Or matches. That sucks. It's almost like they want us to lose. I wonder if Lucky has anything to do with that?

AA: Hey, I know you're busy, but it's only baseball season right now. So tomorrow I'll find some of those great matches that we're know for and put the links up.

JA: Don't forget the one where we won the No. 1 contender match without actually pinning anyone!

AA: Or when we swerved Drink & Destroy.

AA: Which time?

JA & AA: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JA: Ahh, good times. I miss them.

AA: Not me. I'm doing pretty well without you.

JA: Huh?!?!?!

AA: Just teasing another tag team split. Nothing personal.

JA: Can you tease a split of a tag team that no longer exists?

AA: Sure. Tell you what, let me get the Invisible Ninja Cameraman and the Invisible Ninja Microphone guy out of here and I'll tell you all about it. It's money, Johnny! Main Event Money!

[Mikey]

He's not the best promo man in the business for nothin, folks.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Here's the best promo ever involving TCH. And it's even funnier now considering who they face in the Showdown.

www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=20510

It's written by Mike about 2/3 way down Page 1.

[Deadly]

Jul 17, 2008 22:52:43 GMT -5 Attitude Adjuster said:

Here's the best promo ever involving TCH. And it's even funnier now considering who they face in the Showdown.

www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=20510

It's written by Mike about 2/3 way down Page 1.

And that's why I voted for the Heels.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 17, 2008 22:52:43 GMT -5 Attitude Adjuster said:

Here's the best promo ever involving TCH. And it's even funnier now considering who they face in the Showdown.

www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=20510

It's written by Mike about 2/3 way down Page 1.

I still love that promo. It's why Mikey is the Daniel Day-Lewis of the OOWF. He'll write something about every 5 years but it's always gold.

[Mikey]

Pictures DO exist of the Chickenshit Heels... and I modified the first post to allow for one.

Ya know, in the interest of fairness.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

AA and Flair with matching crimson masks was the icing on the cake!

[Attitude Adjuster]

For those who have never seen The Chickenshit Heels in action, here's a transcript of one of their most famous matches. Due to pending litigation involving the Canadian government (where they are banned from competition), an Indian Medicine Man and TCH, video footage is no longer available of their matches.

DRINK & DESTROY vs. GROUNDED IN REALITY vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. KZ vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE BLACK DAWGS - Elimination Match for the #1 Contendership to the OOWF Tag Team TitlesD&D and TFDU share one corner, as do the Dawgs and GIR. TCH and KZ, least trustworthy of them all, have their own respective corners. Phil and Outback Jack start things off, Phil overpowering OBJ on all fronts, and OBJ tags out to Gator. GB tries his hand, and gets similar results, but then Stank tags in and business picks up.

Stank and Phil talk some shit, so Stank takes him down with a massive clothesline. Then a shoulder block. Justin steps in and gets dealt with via a stiff right hand. Stank SLAMS Phil, cover gets two. Tag to FFC, can Capslock drops a leg from the second rope. Cover, but Sane breaks it up, resulting in Capslock chucking JS over the top and to the floor. The diversion allows Phil to tag out to the Big Dawg. UD in, and he and FFC go nose to nose. Slugout ensues, and UD gets the upper hand. Big boot and leg drop get two. OBEDIENCE SCHOOL is broken up by MHJ, who shakes the rope, crotching UD. Capslock stomps UD a few times, then sucker punches both Johnny and AA, knocking them to the floor. Justin blind tags FFC and comes in looking to put a beating on UD. But UD sits up, and Sane goes to tag out, but everyone simultaneously drops to the floor. With nowhere to else to go, Sane hops out of the ring himself, but gets tossed back in by TFDU, and Dawg opens up on him with dogbones in the corner. UD beats on Sane like a ragdoll and hits him with the CHOKESLAM FROM THE KENNEL~! UD could cover, but tags out to Dragon, who comes in and applies the Dragonlock, but Phil is in to break that up. Phil and BD have it out, and in the process, Sane is able to pull himself up, allowing LDW to tag in. Williams first tosses Sane over the top rope, then clips Dragon's knee from behind. Williams works the leg and tags to Moose, who follows suit. Tag to LDW, and L.D. continues the assault. Dragon reverses an Irish whip, gets a back elbow, and looks for the DKO Drop, but Williams counters into an inverted DDT. One, two... but UD makes the save. That draws Moose in, and UD and MHJ go at it. Moose clotheslines Dawg to the floor, but UD pulls Moose out under the ropes. Inside, LDW looks for the STF, but Dragon kicks him off. Inside cradle gets two for BD, but Williams rolls thru, grabs the tights for leverage and gets the three count! (THE BLACK DAWGS eliminated at 12:02)

Gator jumps LDW from behind as the match continues, backs him into a corner, and opens up with a series of kicks, a big chop, then a suplex out of the corner. Cover gets two. Tag to OBJ, who gets a spinning neck breaker. But AA blind tags himself in, much to the dismay of OBJ, who was just getting warmed up. AA stomps away and tosses LDW back into the TCH corner, but Williams fights out, knocking Johnny off the apron and getting a German suplex on Capps. Williams tags out to OBJ, who comes in and tackles AA down. He just kills AA with right hands. AA to his feet, and OBJ drops him with a right hand. Tag to Gator, and he belts AA with a right. Tag to Stank, and he belts AA with a right. Tag to Phil, and he belts AA with a right. Tag to Moose, and he belts AA with a right, and gives JA one for good measure, too. Moose tags Sane in, and Justin doesn't know what to do... and kicks AA right in the nuts! Gator blind tags back in, tosses Sane to the floor and covers, but Johnny breaks the pin. GB goes to beat on Johnny, but AA recovers and dumps Gator to the floor. OBJ around and TFDU and TCH brawl around ringside as Junior Hale begins a count. Gator takes Johnny's head off with a super kick, and TFDU looks for the CALL OF THE WILD on the floor! But JS wanders into the fray and messes up the timing of it, so OBJ tosses him to the steps. CHOMP~! AA is dead. Gator rolls Capps in at eight, but Sane grabs Gator's foot from under the ring before GB can answer the ten count, and TFDU is counted out! (THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER eliminated at 19:35)

Capslock is ALL about beating on Capps, so he hops in and goes to work, pounding away while TFDU and GIR scrap on the floor. Johnny rolls in, and FFC beats on him, too, but Williams sneaks in and clips Capslock's knee. AA is still legal though, finally comes to and tags the first guy he comes across... Moose. MHJ in, and while Junior Hale goes back out onto the floor to try to get TFDU to leave the ringside area, so Moose hits FFC with the chain! Stank hops, knocks the chain out of Moose's hand and puts the beats on him. The chain lands by Johnny's feet, so JA picks it up and sets it on the turnbuckle bolt. Hale makes it back in and orders Stank out of the ring, and MHJ tags to L.D. Williams in as GIR returns to the apron, and LDW goes to work on the knee of Billy, er... F.F. Capslock. Williams uses the ropes and stomps it, then goes for an Indian deathlock, but FFC powers out of it. LDW hooks a foot and tags up to Phil. Phil back in with a legdrop, but cover gets only two. Capslock reverses an Irish whip, but puts his head down too soon, and Phil hits the YARPLEX~! But before Phil can cover, Sane blind tags himself in. Phil looks at him incredulously, and JS with the SHOOTING SPARK PRESS~! But Stank comes in and takes Sane's head off with a big boot before Justin can get to the press part. FFC tags stank in before Sane can tag out, and Stank wastes no time in going for the STANK-U~! But Phil is able to blind tag back in and break it up mid-move. Phil looks for the ASTRO PLUNDER THUNDER BUSTER, but Stank counters with a HUGE spine buster. Sane breaks up the cover, and Stank tosses him to the floor. Johnny tries to sneak in, but charges and gets back dropped to the floor, right onto the Sanest Man Alive. Phil back up, looks for another YARPLEX, but Stank counters and goes for the STANK-U~! Phil's weight advantage allows him to block that, but Stank busts out the work rate and gets an Oklahoma Roll for the pin! (GROUNDED IN REALITY eliminated at 30:04)

Capps jumps Stank before he can even release the pin and looks for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, but Capslock uses that as an opportunity to beat on AA some more. Clothesline breaks that up, and he looks for GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! Johnny yanks AA down however, and they both punch away at FFC, but Capslock clotheslines them both down, and Stank wants the DUI. But Moose slips back in and drills Stank with the HEART PUNCH~! Hale gets the illegal men out of the ring and Capps drapes an arm on Stank. One... two... but Stank kicks out! Capps to his feet and Moose tags himself in, looking to finish the job himself. MHJ wants a pile driver, but Stank sweeps the legs out and catapults Jack into the turnbuckle. STANKONIA is broken up by a sucker punch from LDW, and that draws FFC around, and Capslock and Williams brawl on the floor. MHJ tries to power bomb Stank off the middle rope, but can't left him, so Johnny walks around the apron and assists with it, but tags himself in also. Hale tells Moose to get out, and MHJ is peeved. Johnny goes up top, and meanwhile, on the floor, Capslock tosses Williams over the announce table. Adrenaline comes off the top with a fist, but Stank lifts his leg, and JA eats boot. Moose intently tags himself back in while Johnny is stunned, but Capslock rolls in at the same time and MHJ walks right into the DUI~! Stank covers... one, two, three! (KZ eliminated at 36:41)

Williams comes to over by the table and rushes the ring, but Junior Hale steps between him and D&D. Capslock pulls Hale out of the way and he and LDW go at it again. Capps sneaks back in with the chain and levels Stank from behind and then slaps on THE CLAW~! AA has it cinched in, and Capslock follows Williams to the floor to continue the assault. Stank is out, and AA releases the hold to go fetch the ref. Hale returns to the ring, but when Capps goes to cover, Stank was playing possum! He grabs AA by the throat, gets to his feet... STANK-U~! Before Stank can make the cover though, Moose rolls back in with the chain, but Stank blocks a blow, and they tug of war over it. MHJ loses his grip, falls thru the ropes, and the sudden momentum sends Stank and the chain flying backwards... and the chain hits Johnny right in the face. Adrenaline hits the mat like a sack of crap, and Junior Hale calls for the bell, disqualifying Drink & Destroy for use of the chain! Despite both guys being knocked out, the referee declares them...
WINNERS in 42:11 and YOUR #1 CONTENDERS to the OOWF Tag Team Titles: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS

[Byrntrigan]

Sorry-

AA gave me the link for the super awesome badass promo that I love but I couldn't find it in PM's and I didn't want to hold up the showdown to find it. Plus AA was aware and was gonna write something up anywhoo so I just figured...