[Road Warrior Shark]

LOL Wrestling Chairman ID Kay today introduced the General Manager of LOL Wrestling; Gary Hart!


GH: Thank You. I am proud to today to also reveal that our inaugural event will be Remarkable Organized Fighting Live! Supercard. Join us for the ROFL Supercard from the Redneck Dome in San Angelo, Texas. There you will see the crowning of the First Ever OMG Champion in a 6 Man Elimination Match![/size][/u] featuring:

Texas Legend, Brian Adias!


Football Star and Wrestling Pioneer, Ernie "The Cat" Ladd!


NWA Mid-Atlantic and World Tag Team Champion, Johnny Valentine!


King of the Death Match legend, & Current Indy Sensation, Darin Childs


The Dirty White Boy, Tony Anthony!


Southern Legend, "The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant!



GH: Also, at ROFL We will crown the First Ever G2G Champions in a 16 Team Tournament![/size][/u] The Seeding for the tournament is as follows:

Two regional stars together for the first time!
(16) "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly & “Mr. Electricity” Steven Regal



The Half-Ton of Fun
(15) Haystacks Calhoun & Jerry Blackwell



Two Former World Champions
(14) Stanislaus Zbyszko & Orville Brown



An Old Heel and a New Heel
(13) Killer Karl Kox & Mike Knox



WWF Stalwarts
(12) Jimmy Jack Funk & “Iron” Mike Sharpe



The Nazi & The Apartheid
(11) Baron Von Rashke & Col. DeBeers



High Flyin’ Boys from Mexico
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario



Southern Tag Team Mainstays
(9) Rock N Roll RPM’s (Mike Davis & Tommy Lane)


Two of the toughest SOB’s ever to grace a wrestling ring
( The Long Riders (Scott “Hog” & “Wild” Bill Irwin)


High Flyin’ and Exciting
(7) Top Guns (Ricky Rice & Derrick Dukes)



Former Texas Tag Team Champions
(6) Steve & Shaun Simpson


Blonde Bombshells
(5) Jack Victory & John Tatum


WWF tag team legends
(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)


Brothers that spawned a dynasty
(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich



Two of the USSR’s finest
(2) Boris Zuhkov & Ivan Koloff



Former AWA Tag Team Champions
(1) “Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers

[Road Warrior Shark]

LOL Wrestling[/u] GM Gary Hart with a BLOCKBUSTER ANNOUNCEMENT

GH: LOL Wrestling Today brokered a deal with the MHJWF to Send “Dirty White Boy” Tony Anthony to the MHJWF in exchange for:.
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Former AWA World Heavyweight Champion Nick Bockwinkel!


Mr. Bockwinkel will take Mr. Anthony’s place in the OMG Championship 6-Man Elimination Match[/u] at ROFL[/u]

[Batman]

Man, that's a damn good roster all things considered. There's a ton of guys who I almost drafted: The RPMs, the Simpson Bros, Ladd, Von Raschke.

So everybody who isn't in the elimination match is in the tag tournament?

[Demko]

Jul 24, 2008 23:06:37 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

WWF tag team legends
(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)

Hey! Edge and Christian were already taken... in the first round, even! How did you miss this?! [ /joke]

[Road Warrior Shark]

Jul 25, 2008 0:55:51 GMT -5 Batman said:

So everybody who isn't in the elimination match is in the tag tournament?

Yes. I was origionally wanting to do ALL tag teams, but 38 ended up being such a weird number, (19 teams) That I decided to add the singles 6 way. A few of the teams are throw together. (Regal/Kelly; Knox/Kox), but the rest seem good fits together.

[Batman]

The teams do make a good fit, I agree.

Is it going to be a one-night tournament? All 15 matches? (Plus the 1 singles match.)

[Road Warrior Shark]

Yes. I figured since LOLW is pretty light on Big Name drawing power, running the entire tourney in one night Plus the 6 man gives alot of bang for the buck.

[Batman]

It does save you the trouble of trying to figure out where to fit the losers into the card.

But we need to see the actual brackets sometime, so we can start speculating about who might meet, depending on if they make it that far or not. We LOVE speculating about brackets 'round here....

And some trash talk would definitely help build some suspense and interest.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Yeah, I know, Brackets.

I Did include the seeds with the announcement. Typical bracketing format (1/16, 8/9, 4/13, etc.....)

(1) “Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers
(16) "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly & “Mr. Electricity” Steven Regal

( The Long Riders (Scott “Hog” & “Wild” Bill Irwin)
(9) Rock N Roll RPM’s (Mike Davis & Tommy Lane)

(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)
(13) Killer Karl Kox & Mike Knox

(5) Jack Victory & John Tatum
(12) Jimmy Jack Funk & “Iron” Mike Sharpe

(2) Boris Zuhkov & Ivan Koloff
(15) Haystacks Calhoun & Jerry Blackwell

(7) Top Guns (Ricky Rice & Derrick Dukes)
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario

(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich
(14) Stanislaus Zbyszko & Orville Brown

(6) Steve & Shaun Simpson
(11) Baron Von Rashke & Col. DeBeers


I think my favorite matchup is the 3/14

I do have the entire card booked already. The card itself has a few storyline starters.

One team blows up at each other.

And like all good wrestling tournaments, there is a double elimination and a subsequent bye

[Road Warrior Shark]

We see the LOL Wrestling Logo & Marc Lawrence is behind an announce desk

“Fans, I want you to know there is a fantastic wrestling card coming your way. LOL Wrestling presents ROFL! From the Redneck Dome, in San Angelo, Texas."

"General Manager Gary Hart and Chairman ID Kay have put together a tremendous night of wrestling action. How about this action; a One-Night 16-team tournament for the G2G Championships. That’s right a 15 match tournament ALL IN ONE NIGHT! Here are your first round match-ups:
(As Lawrence talks, video footage of each wrestlers is shown across the screen)

(1)Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers vs.
(16) "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly & “Mr. Electricity” Steven Regal

Rose and Somers are a veteran tag team & former World champions. Regal and Kelly are individual stars, but can they come together in time to take out the top seed?

( The Long Riders (Scott “Hog” & “Wild” Bill Irwin)
(9) Rock N Roll RPM’s (Mike Davis & Tommy Lane)

The RPM’s have great chemistry in the ring, but The Long Riders are vicious and outweigh the RPM’s by 50 pounds per man. Will the RPM’s stand a chance?

(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)
(13) Killer Karl Kox & Mike Knox

Kox is a wiley veteran and has taken Knox under his wing. Los Conquistadores are a veteran pairing that has a history of coming up just short. Are the men in Gold good enough to out-maneuver the K Brothers?

(5) Jack Victory & John Tatum
(12) Jimmy Jack Funk & “Iron” Mike Sharpe

Tatum and Victory are re-uniting for the first time in years for this card. Can they shake off enough RING rust to get past the WWF mainstays Sharpe and Funk?

(2) Boris Zuhkov & Ivan Koloff
(15) Haystacks Calhoun & Jerry Blackwell

Zuhkov and Koloff have never teamed before, but have enough tag titleS between them to earn this lofty seeding. Koloff is a former WWF Champion. Calhoun and Blackwell combine for over 1,000 pounds of body weight. The Russians are known for their strength. But is it enough to take out the Half-Ton of Fun?

(7) Top Guns (Ricky Rice & Derrick Dukes)
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario

Both teams are high-flyin’ and exciting. Mando and Jose have never teamed before, the Top Guns have a lengthy tenure together. Which tandem prevails?

(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich
(14) Stanislaus Zbyszko & Orville Brown

There will be no flash and Fluff in this matchup. Pre-NWA World Champions Zbyzsko & Brown bring their gruff and shoot-styles against The German Duo, Waldo and Fritz Von Erich. Will the Claw come in to play? Or will Orville and Stanislaus be able to hook & stretch their way to victory?

(6) Steve & Shaun Simpson
(11) Baron Von Rashke & Col. DeBeers

Two of the meanest, most ruthless men in the business pair up for the first time. The Simpson brothers have years of working together & youthful exuberance on their side. Will the cunning of DeBeers and Von Rashke overcome the speed and youth of the Simpsons?

[Road Warrior Shark]

LOL Wrestling
Left Over League Wrestling

Announcers: Marc Lawrence & GM Gary Hart

ROFL Supercard

G2G Championships Tournament
Opening Round:
(1) “Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers
(16) "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly & “Mr. Electricity” Steven Regal

Rose and Somers advance. Regal holds Rose for Kelly to hit, Rose ducks, Kelly KO’s Regal, and Rose rolls him up with a handful of tights for the 1,2,3

( The Long Riders (Scott “Hog” & “Wild” Bill Irwin)
(9) Rock N Roll RPM’s (Mike Davis & Tommy Lane)

In a slight Upset, The RPM’s move on after Scott Irwin is disqualified for refusing to heed the referee’s 5 count while punching a slumped over and unconscious Lane

(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)
(13) Killer Karl Kox & Mike Knox

The Conquistadores win when Uno body presses Knox, while Dos is kneeled behind him.

(5) Jack Victory & John Tatum
(12) Jimmy Jack Funk & “Iron” Mike Sharpe

Victory & Tatum move on after Victory punches Sharpe with brass knuckles passed to him by Tatum, earning the pinfall.

(2) Boris Zuhkov & Ivan Koloff
(15) Haystacks Calhoun & Jerry Blackwell

The Russians win easily, as Koloff & Zuhkov hit a double Suplex on Blackwell to finish the behemoths off

(7) Top Guns (Ricky Rice & Derrick Dukes)
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario
Another mild upset, Mando shocks Dukes with a top rope body press and covers for a 3 count

(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich
(14) Stanislaus Zbyszko & Orville Brown

The Von Erichs advance when Fritz pins former World Champion Brown with the Iron Claw

(6) Steve & Shaun Simpson
(11) Baron Von Rashke & Col. DeBeers

In an upset Von Rashke & DeBeers make quick work of the Simpson brothers when DeBeers hits the front piledriver on Shaun

Quarter-finals:
(1) “Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers
(9) Rock N Roll RPM’s (Mike Davis & Tommy Lane)

Somers and Rose advance. Somers whips Davis into the ropes, Rose clubs him from behind, and he stumbles into a Somers DDT.

(4) Los Conquistadores (Jose Luis Rivera & Jose Estrada Sr)
(5) Jack Victory & John Tatum

Double Count out with all four men brawling on the floor. Both teams eliminated

(2) Boris Zuhkov & Ivan Koloff
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario

Lothario gets the pin on Zuhkov after a top rope Sunset Flip while Mando distracts Ivan on the outside. Another Upset!

(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich
(11) Baron Von Rashke & Col. DeBeers

DeBeers and Rashke EXPLODE! after a missed tag, making Baron easy pickings for Waldo

Semi-Finals:
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario
(3) Fritz & Waldo Von Erich

With only one semi-final match, Fritz and Waldo are ordered to stay put by GM Gary Hart. Mando and Jose come to ringside and use their speed to wear down & take advantage of the lack of rest for the German duo. Upset #3!

OMG Championship 6-Way Elimination Match
Brian Adias
“The Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant
Darin Childs
Ernie “The Cat” Ladd
Johnny Valentine
Nick Bockwinkel

At the Bell, As Expected, all hell breaks loose. Valentine becomes the first casualty when he traps Valiant in a bear hug. Ernie Ladd comes charging in and tackles Valiant from behind, pinning Valentine in the aftermath. Adias tries to capitalize and pin Valiant, but gets powerslammed by Ladd, pinned and eliminated. Bockwinkel and Childs remain paired up and battling each other on the arena floor. Chairs become involved. Ladd overpowers Valiant and slams him to the mat. As he bends down to drag Jimmy to his feet, Valiant small packages him for a 3 count. Childs blasts Bockwinkel with the ring bell and crawls in the ring to take advantage of a beaten down Boogie Woogie man. Childs hits several elbow drops to the head. Childs sets up for a piledriver, but Valiant backdrops him and fire up! The crowd is firmly behind Valiant and he pounds away on the King of the Deathmatch survivor. Valiant hits a big scoop slam, climbs to the middle turnbuckle, nails a fistdrop, and gets the three count! Bockwinkel crawls in and catches the celebrating Valiant with a big boot to the head. Valiant ducks a punch and attempts a suplex. Bockwinkel reverses it into a small package. Valiant kicks out at 2 and catches Bockwinkel in a BACKSLIDE for a 1…2…3! The New OMG Champion, “The Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant!


G2G Tournament Finals:
(1) “Playboy” Buddy Rose & “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers
(10) Mando Guerrero & Jose Lothario

Rose and Somers use the rest from their bye to take an early advantage, targeting the smaller Guererro. After an extra-extended face-in-peril sequence, Lothario gets the tag in and starts to swing the momentum. Somers comes in illegally to help Rose, which draws in Mando. The referee chases Guerrero out, letting Somers sneak in and low-blow Jose. Buddy hits a DDT and gets the 1..2..3! Your G2G Champions, Buddy Rose & Doug Somers!