[Jack Quinn]

The OOWF has announced that there will be an important high level meeting this week at the Operation Onslaught: Red, White and Bruised pay per view!

Sources are unclear, but many believe that a meeting of such importance taking place now can only mean a surrender on one side is imminent!

Stay tuned to OOWF for more breaking news!

<ok this is where you guys come in. I need your reaction to a possible surrender by one side, it can be yours or the other, makes no difference. You can write something short, or something long, whatever it is, send it to me and I will post it at the ppv. Thanks guys>

[Tommy]

*A Plot Device happens to be in the general vicinity of Davin Moreland*

PD: Davin! Any thoughts on the announcement of surrender by one of the sides at the PPV?

DM: Fuck that.

*fade*

[Eric O'Mac]

*The same plot device caught up with Eric O'Mac*

PD: Eric, do you have a reaction to the news that there will be a surrender?

Eric: There will BE no surrender. Only casualties.

*Eric shoves her out of the way and walks off.*

[fasteddie]

(Ultimo Inc catches wind of the same plot device.)

SDI: Any comment on the words of a possible surrender?

Steel: Al-Queda is finally surrendering! Yo Joe!

Podvod: Now maybe the OOWF can move forward!

Tytan: Over! It's not over until we say it's over!

Podvod: (Interrupting) Tytan don't. Someone did that already a while back!

Tytan: Damn and I thought I was going to get an Exalt!

(Kayfabe appears off camera and shakes her head and gives Tytan the thumbs down.)

Tytan: What I can't even try to be funny!

(Kayfabe shakes her head no.)

Tytan: Fine...(Tytan stomps off)

[salmonjunkie]

The plot device has caught up with Donovan Viper. Who happens to be lounging by a pool with Niles Anderson. They're wearing sunglasses, lounge clothes, and drinking while being pampered by beautiful women.

PD: Viper, what is your reaction to the upcoming surrender at OperationL Onslaught?

DV (not looking): Another mojito please.

PD: Um, I'm not a waiter.

DV (looks): What the hell are you doing here? Can't you see I'm on vacation?

NA: Um, Donnie. There's a cameraman with him...

DV: What? YOU! SHUT THAT CAMERA OFF!!!

NA: WE CANNOT HAVE BENNETT GET WIND OF US COMPLETELY WASTING HIS MONEY LIKE THIS!

Viper piefaces Plot Device and throws the invisible ninja cameraman in the pool, destroying the camera. However, the camera does happen to catch a glimpse of Johnny Adrenaline laying on a flotation device with a pina colada (in the pineapple!) right before the picture goes out.