[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Casablanca, Morocco

Pyro starts things off and as we go to the ring for the action, we see a rare appearance by GM the Rick, already in the ring with a mic:

You know, for too long I was really quiet during this war. I will be the first to admit that I was completely blindsided by what happened. I foolishly thought Chris Cole would never turn on me and brutally attack me in a steel cage and damn near end my life. After that, while I was recovering, I had a lot of time to think. And while I was thinking, I nearly walked away from it all. I mean was the OOWF really worth my life? As I lay there contemplating that question, I inexplicably came to one conclusion. Yes. Yes it was. <big pop>. So, I decided that once I was 100% I was going to get back on the horse and stop Bennett and his henchmen from taking over the OOWF.

Now, last week LJ Bennett <big boos> decided to strip Davin Moreland of his number one contendership for throwing fire at Poe <boos>. Now, I know that wasn’t a popular decision, but it was probably a proper one <more boos> Davin did break the rules, and he had to be punished. It just seems pretty convenient to me that his punishment keeps him away from the world title just a bit longer. Now, don’t get me wrong here, I am not putting LD Williams down, not one bit. The man has been a fighting champion and has risen above this war to be more than just a Bennett cronie. He is a deserving champion and he is willing to meet any challenger on any given night.

Now, had Davin Moreland not had a little lapse in judgment, there is no doubt he would be facing LD Williams for the world title. But since he is working to get his rightful spot back, that kind of leaves LD Williams without a dance partner. So what I have decided to do tonight is something called a Tournament Royal. What that is is a battle royal, but there will not be one sole winner, oh no. You see, there will be a final four. The last four men in that ring are all going to get title shots. But not tonight. You see, those four men will meet next week in a four way dance. The first man eliminated, will get a title shot that same evening. Now, I know what you are all thinking, what is to prevent a man from getting pinned in the first few seconds just to cash in his title shot? Good question. The last man standing in this little tournament will get a world title shot at the Judgment Eve IV pay per view. Now, not only will they get that one on one match, but the winner of the match will get to picks the stipulations for that match. A little bit of incentive to keep people honest. One more thing you may have noticed is tonight we have two entrance ways. One side is for Bennett and his men, the other is for Rick’s men, during the Tournament Royal, and each side will get one entrant coming out from opposite sides.

See Bennett, as long as I have power, I can still make the rules. You and your boys have a great night.

<Rick flips the mic and walks away>

TYTAN & TYSON KINCAID vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS

Kincaid and TNA start (after much posturing between the CTC). Lockup, TNA getting early leverage and pushes Kincaid to the corner. Barros calls for the break and gets it, but TNA tries to establish dominance and slaps Kincaid! Kincaid's head snaps to the side and TNA starts talking trash..... til Kincaid's head slowly turns back to TNA. TNA turns to dive for his corner but Kincaid has him by the back of his tights. Kincaid slings TNA to a neutral corner - hard - and TNA slams into it chest first. Gasping for air, he backs up to get kicked in the back. TNA Staggers back to the corner but Kincaid grabs him and gives him a release German suplex toward Kincaid's corner. Tag in to Tytan, TNA already begging for mercy but will get none. Kincaid stands TNA up and Tytan charges! DECAPITATOR! TNA takes more rotations than a Bunny finisher before landing on his face. Tytan stomps TNA a few times before grabbing his arm and dragging him to the CTC corner, using TNA's hand to slap WWE in the face! Barros calls it a legal tag and Tytan throws TNA to the floor. WWE jumps in the ring and pummels Tytan, who is a little surprised at the onslaught. WWE stomps on Tytan's feet and kicks him in the knees, actually getting Tytan off his feet for the moment. WWE bounces back to the corner and checks on TNA, who is starting to stir. WWE quickly climbs the ropes and hits a double foot stomp on Tytan's back. He then charges Kincaid and swats him too, but only serves to annoy Kincaid. WWE turns back to Tytan and -

Crap, Tytan is STANDING! he does NOT look happy! WWE Gives Tytan a dropkick to the chest, and Tytan staggers a step. He looks down at his chest and looks back at WWE. Tytan LOOOMS over WWE and backs him toward the wrong corner, where Kincaid is climbing up. WWE has his hands up pleading for mercy. Tytan smirks and points behind WWE. He turns, and Kincaid is on the top rope! WWE backs up into Tytan! Tytan shoves WWE toward the corner. WWE catches himself and is punched in the face! WWE staggers and Tytan SUPERKICKS WWE! WWE hits the mat hard. Kincaid actually looks disappointed, but Tytan smirks again. He tags Kincaid and stands WWE up, getting clear just in time for Kincaid to land THIN AIR! Tytan climbs out as Kincaid adds insult and injury with an OCD-DT! WWE is DEAD.
WINNERS in 5:55 – Tyson Kincaid and Tytan

After the match, ZK DeBeers comes out and berates the two behemoths. They glare at him as they walk back up the ramp.

ZK DEBEERS vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE

Time for two men who seem to be moving in opposite directions here in the OOWF to face each other for the very first time. Coming out first to Kanye West’s “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” is the South African diamond trader Zales Kay DeBeers. He steps out from the back and he is getting ridiculously booed here and even more so as his bodyguard Effrom joins him and they walk down to the ring. DeBeers is the one on the downswing here in the OOWF as he has been stumbling since his huge win over Stank. In fact, tonight he has such a blank look across his face that it’s going to be tough for him to put up a challenge against the big man stepping into the arena to “Egobrain” by System of a Down; he is Apocalyptic Existence. AE is getting some good cheers here as the fans really seem to appreciate the work he’s been putting in to improve his status in the OOWF and it’s been working as AE has picked up a few wins in recent weeks.

AE makes it into the ring and Hightower calls both men to the center of the ring and for a moment ZKD doesn’t move at all and it takes a push from the former Josh to get him into position. Davis Hightower is explaining the rules and no one can be certain if DeBeers is even paying attention as his eyes are completely vacant. DH finishes up the rules of the match and without waiting to see if ZK understands, Davis calls for the bell and we’re underway here in Casablanca. AE comes to the center of the ring and locks up with the finally, somewhat aware DeBeers. Collar-and-elbow tie-up winds up in AE’s favor as he works ZK into a side headlock. Into the ropes and a big shoulder block from Apocalyptic sends Zales down to the mat. That match continues with both men trying to use mat-based repertoire to get the advantage.

For the moment it looks like the presence of ECW at ringside has distracted AE enough and DeBeers looks to keep the big man down as he works over the legs. ZKD has Apocalyptic down on his back and he looks to be trying to go for the figure four but AE still has a lot left and he shoves Zales flying into the corner. ZK bounces off the turnbuckles and he stumbles back into a school boy pin fall attempt by AE…

1…
2…
No, Zales rolls a shoulder.

Both men get back to their feet and are now trading chops in the center of the ring, but Apocalyptic has the power edge and looks to be backing Zales up. He sends ZKD to the ropes, but he puts his head down too soon and DeBeers hits the Dustin Rhodes punch. He’s got AE reeling and he seems to be setting him up for the ZKO. He’s got him positioned and Apocalyptic staggers into it and just as Zales goes for it, AE tosses him away. AE is now stalking ZK and as soon as he starts to stand up, he gets into position behind Zales….EXPLODER SUPLEX and ZKD lands directly on his head. That can’t be good. The camera zooms in and we see that Zales’ eyes have rolled back into his head and all we can see is pure whiteness. Apocalyptic heads on over and drags ZKD up to his feet and he lifts him, spins him around…

VERTABREAKER…

This match is over…Apocalyptic Existence gets down and he even hooks the leg like a good technical wrestler. Hightower is in position…

1…
2…
And 3.

Ding. Ding. Ding.
WINNER by pin fall in 8:12 is APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE.

WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. BUNNY & CARL FROM FRESNO

The Worlds Greatest Fag Team, F. Fonzworth MacCappington and Ryan Hardcore, come to the ring first and completely ignore the boos of the crowd. As they wait in the ring, Bunny and Carl From Fresno are introduced and come out to the top of the ramp to a nice pop from the crowd. They get about half way down the ramp when Bunny produces a mic and decides to serenade us:

Ayo, the time for play is over, this is war homeboys, yo this shit ain’t funny
What you see before you is a crazy homeless guy and a psychopathic bunny
Kickin it with Justin Sane, the trios champs, can’t no one beat IHB
Now, in the ring before me, just what do you think I see?
A fat ass rich boy, and his horny lapdog, Champions of nothing but homosexuality

MacCappington and Hardcore are evidently not fans of Bunny’s flow, so they leave the ring and charge up the ramp. The four men meet and immediately start trading blows. MacCappington and Carl trade haymakers while Hardcore and Bunny go after one another. Hardcore pokes Bunny in the eyes and tries to throw him into the guard rail, but Bunny leaps onto the guardrail and in one fluid motion turns and leaps at Hardcore and snaps off a perfect hurracrana. At the same time, Carl ducks a punch from MacCappington and catches him with a head but to the bridge of the nose that drops him to one knee. Bunny flies in from nowhere and hits a shining wizard to send MacCappington completely to the floor. The two of them then wait for Hardcore to get back to his feet and they slowly back him down to the ring. Hardcore slides under the bottom rope to escape, and Carl climbs on the apron and Hardcore charges and catches him with a forearm, but when he turns his attention to Bunny, Bunny springs off the top rope and pastes him with a leg lariat. Hardcore struggles to his feet only to get leveled by a clothesline from Carl. The referee finally gets Bunny out of the ring and MacCappington has struggled to the apron. Carl pulls Hardcore to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him, then drops Hardcore across his knee. Hardcore falls to the mat and Carl cover but only gets a two count. Carl reaches out and tags in Bunny, Bunny charges into the ring as Hardcore gets back to his feet and takes him to the mat with a bulldog, then bounds off the opposite ropes for another, but MacCappington catches him with a forearm to the back of the head that staggers Bunny enough that Hardcore catches him a boot to the gut and plants him with a DDT. Hardcore finally makes the tag to MacCappington, and he comes in and tries an elbow across Bunny’s chest, but Bunny moves out of the way. Bunny gets to his feet and tries to leap over MacCappington to make the tag to Carl, but MacCappington catches him and plants him with a power bomb. MacCappington covers, but Bunny manages to roll his shoulder at two. MacCappington pulls Bunny off the mat and sends him to the corner and follows him in with a brutal back elbow. As MacCappington argues with the referee over whether Pluto is a planet or not, Hardcore chokes Bunny with the tag rope. Satisfied that he has won the argument, MacCappington turns around and grabs Bunny by the feet and pulls him to the middle of the ring and starts him in a giant swing! MacCappington spins around several times then lets Bunny go, but Bunny flies right into his corner and reaches up and tags in Carl just as he sails out of the ring. Carl comes in and mocks a woozy MacCappington as he tries to get his balance back, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a big slam. Ryan Hardcore runs in and gets a boot to the face for his troubles. Carl makes the throat slash gesture and climbs to the top rope and tries a diving head but, but MacCappington rolls out of the way at the last second and Carl crashes and burns. MacCappington struggles to his feet and tags in Hardcore. Ryan climbs to the top rope and waits for Carl to struggle to his feet, as he does, Hardcore leaps for the Pearl Necklace, and just as he hits it, MacCappington bounds off the ropes and clips Carl’s legs from behind, bending Carl in half the wrong way. Hardcore covers Carl, hooking the leg, MacCappington keeps Bunny from making the save and they get the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 13:11 – The Worlds Greatest Fag Team

THE DEAD & BLITZ vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS

The Dead and Blitz make their way to the ring first and wait for the announcement of the Midnight Sons. Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” blares across the arena and Blitz and Dead wait for their opponents to come down the ramp. They wait, and no one comes, and a commotion among the crowd causes them to turn and we see Spin Hansen and DH Magnusson making their way through the crowd toward the ring! They hop the barricade and slide into the ring ready for a fight. Blitz and Dead think better of it and slip out of the ring. The Sons are fired up and ready to go, but Blitz and Dead keep stalling, teasing getting into the ring then bailing on them again. Finally the referee starts the ten count and Dead slides under the bottom rope and charges at Spin and tries a shot to the side of the head, but Spin easily blocks it and connects with several shots to the jaw on Dead, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Blitz charges into the ring and gets a boot to the face for his effort. Spin pulls Dead off the mat and whips him to the corner, as he staggers out Spin hits the ropes and clubs him on the back of the head with a big clothesline then tags in Magnusson. DH charges into the ring and drops a knee to the back of Dead’s head, then rolls him over and covers, but only gets a two count. Magnusson pulls Dead to his feet and hauls him into a Fireman’s carry, but Dead connects with several knees to the face to free himself. Dead lands on his feet behind Magnusson and spins him around and rocks him with a European uppercut then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the jaw with a leaping back elbow that sends Magnusson to the mat. Dead tags in Blitz and Blitz spins to the top rope and connects with a leg drop across Magnusson’s chest, covers and gets a two count. Blitz pulls DH to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Magnusson reverses it and tries a clothesline, but Blitz ducks it and rebounds and leaps at Magnusson and tries a hurracarana, but Magnusson catches him and is about to power bomb him when Dead runs in from the outside and clips his knee sending him to the mat, and getting Blitz a two count. Blitz pulls the larger Magnusson to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in for a monkey flip, but Magnusson holds onto the ropes, and shoves Blitz off. Blitz slams to the mat, smacking the back of his head off the mat. Magnusson grabs Blitz and KILLS him with a package power bomb, then tags in Spin. Spin comes in and drops a head but on Blitz and gets a two count when Dead comes in and catches him with a kick to the head. Spin pulls Blitz to his feet but he is on rubber legs. Dead drops off the apron and sneaks around the ring and pulls Magnusson off the apron and throws him shoulder first into the ring steps. Inside the ring Spin calls for his new move, the Double Shot (Matt Morgan’s Hellevator) and hauls Blitz up, but Dead slides into the ring and POPS Spin in the mouth with the Close the Casket! Spin falls back and Blitz lands on top of him, Blitz hooks the leg and some tights, and gets the shocking three count!
WINNERS in 12:21 – The Dead & Blitz

CONCRETE TG vs. THE AMNESIAC

The two combatants lock up to start things off. Crete gains the advantage and buries a knee into Amnesiac's gut. Amnesiac staggers backwards but somehow manages to duck a clothesline from hard-charging Crete. Amnesiac uses this small window of opportunity to plant Crete's face to the mat with a bulldog. Amnesiac follows up with a quick cover which gets, not unexpectedly, a one count. Crete quickly gets back to his feet and lands a nice right hand to Amnesiac's face. Crete follows up by sending The Amnesiac into the ropes. Crete launches The Amnesiac high into the air for a huge back body drop, but The Amnesiac's dexterity allows him to land on his feet. Crete turns around just in time to be greeted with a picture-perfect dropkick to the jaw. The Amnesiac motions for Crete to get to his feet, and when he finally does the Amnesiac connects with a spinning back elbow. The Amnesiac sends Crete into the ropes. Crete bounces back and attempts a clothesline, but The Amnesiac ducks it. Crete hits the opposite ropes and comes flying back with another clothesline just as The Amnesiac turns around. This time The Amnesiac is not quick enough and he gets leveled. Crete goes for the cover. One...Two...Amnesiac kicks out. The Amnesiac gets to his feet and the two begin to yell at each other. It seems the pot has boiled over in this match. The Amnesiac begins to yell even louder at Crete and starts pointing at him. Crete, not known for backing down, actually takes a step closer to The Amnesiac. And another. And another. Soon, the two are nose to nose and still yelling. The Amnesiac starts poking Crete in the chest to emphasize his point, but Crete is not cooperative to this interrogation tactic. Instead, Crete pulls back and hammers The Amnesiac with a punch. Amnesiac fires back with a punch of his own, and now these two are in a full-on brawl. Heavy punches are being thrown back and forth with malicious intent. Heads are snapping back as the two continue to brutalize one another. Crete begins to gain the advantage and slowly starts backing The Amnesiac into the corner. Amnesiac continues to fight back, but Crete is overpowering him and eventually he winds up with his back pressed against the turnbuckle. Crete sets Amnesiac up on the top rope and climbs up there with him. The Amnesiac begins to fight back even harder and the two are once again slugging in out, this time high above the mat. Crete once again gains the upper hand (this time with a nice elbow to the temple) and sets up Amnesiac for a superplex. Somehow The Amnesiac gets free and lands on his feet on the mat. Crete attempts a diving shoulder-block from the top, but Amnesiac gets out of the way just in time and Crete inadvertently takes out the referee. Crete is in shock as he kneels over the ref and tries to revive him. The Amnesiac uses this opportunity to deliver a textbook Shining Wizard! Crete slumps to the mat, but The Amnesiac realizes he has no referee to make the cover. Then a sly smirk crosses The Amnesiac's face. Instead of trying to wake the referee, The Amnesiac slides out of the ring. He digs around under the apron for a moment before he finds what he wants. A table. Amnesiac slides the table into the ring and follows. He sets it up in the middle of the ring and then moves over to pick up Crete. Crete's legs can barely support him as The Amnesiac pulls him toward the table. The two get right next to the table when Crete begins to mount a comeback. Fierce rights and lefts rock The Amnesiac and almost send him stumbling onto the table. It looks like Crete finally has the momentum on his side. But then, just as good was about to triumph, Amnesiac delivers a devastating low-blow. Crete crumples over in pain and The Amnesiac puts Crete through the table with a modified Hangman's DDT! Amnesiac quickly slides the pieces of the table out of the ring and wakes the referee up. Amnesiac makes the cover as the ref slowly crawls over and makes the count. One...........Two............Three.
WINNER in 9:42 - The Amnesiac


SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. POE

Seamus McNasty makes his way to the ring first. He warms up while Poe, accompanied by Selena, makes his entrance. Both men seem calm but focused. They meet in center ring and stand silently, eyes locked, as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Junior calls for the bell and we're underway. Seamus and Poe step back and lock up. Neither man can seize the advantage, and they break. A second lockup yields the same result. They try for a third lockup, and Seamus is a step faster, grabbing Poe's arm and stretching it. He rides Poe to the mat and tries to lock on a cross face, but Poe rolls them into the ropes. Poe ends up on top and gets in some solid punches before Junior forces him to break. Poe rolls to his feet and gets in some kicks to the ribs before pulling Seamus to his feet. He hits a ring shaking snap suplex and follows up with a knee to the temple. He covers, but Seamus kicks out at two. Poe pulls Seamus to his feet and backs him into the corner with chops. He drives a series of shoulders into Seamus' midsection, then whips him across the ring and follows with a clothesline. This works so well that Poe decides to try it again. This time, however, Seamus just manages to move out of the way, and Poe hits the corner hard. Seamus gets in some shots to the Kidneys, then hits the Finnegan’s Wake. He covers, and also gets two. Seamus hits a running knee as Poe gets up, then pummels him in the corner. He pulls him out, and lifts him for the Lowlands of Holland, but Poe reverses into a reverse DDT. Poe goes on the offensive, attacking with punches and kicks. He sends Seamus to the ropes, and plants him with a power slam for two. He drags Seamus off the mat, rocks him with a knee to the face, and lifts him for The Crucifixion. At the top of the arc, Seamus starts throwing fists at Poe's face. Poe staggers back and falls into the ropes. Seamus manages to hook the top rope and land on the apron, while Poe ends up tied in the ropes. As junior tries to free him, Seamus drives his elbow into Poe's forehead. He climbs back into the ring and grabs Poe's feet, snapping him out of the ropes and driving his head into the mat. Seamus pulls Poe off the mat and plants him with The Wild Rover. He covers, and Junior counts the three.
WINNER, in 15:46, Seamus McNasty

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. STANK

Moose is announced first and comes out to a rousing chorus of boos. He completely ignores the taunts of the crowd and heads to the corner and slumps to the mat waiting for Stank to be announced. Stank is announced and the boos turn to raucous cheers from the fans. Stank comes to the ring and steps between the ropes and walks to the center of the ring and stares at Moose. Moose gets to his feet and he walks to the center of the ring and he and Stank go eye to eye. Folks this one is going to be a war. The referee calls for the bell and the two warriors slowly circle and lock up. Stank grabs an arm wringer and twists Moose’s arm, dropping Moose to one knee. Moose gets to his feet and backs Stank into the corner. The referee asks for a clean break and Moose…….gives a clean break. Uhh, ok then. The two meet in the middle of the ring again and lock up, Stank takes Moose to the mat with a side head lock. Stank grinds the side head lock, but Moose fights his way to his feet and shoves Stank off to the ropes. Stank rebounds and takes Moose to the mat with a shoulder block, then bounds off the opposite ropes as Moose gets back to his feet. Moose drops to the mat as Stank rebounds and Stank steps over him and heads to the ropes again. On yet another rebound Moose catches Stank with a drop toe hold that sends him to the mat, Moose immediately pounces and locks Stank in a rear chin lock, keeping his knee in the small of Stank’s back. The crowd is starting to get a little restless with this kind of action now. Stank fights to his feet and backs Moose into the corner, the referee once again calls for a clean break and this time Stank…..gives another clean break. Ok what the hell is going on? Moose and Stank meet in the middles of the ring again and lock up, this time Stank catches Moose with a knee to the midsection, and hauls him up for a suplex. Moose kicks his feet trying to escape, and Stank loses his footing a bit and drops Moose across the top rope. Moose hits the ropes and falls to the floor. Stank moves toward the ropes and the crowd goes crazy, calling for bloodshed. Stank pauses for a moment, then backs away from the ropes. Moose gets to his feet and clears his head and lets the referee’s count hit eight before he slides back under the ropes. Another collar and elbow tie up, this time Moose slips behind Stank and catches him with a kick to the back of the knees that sends him to the mat, Moose pounces and tries to lock Stank in a cross face, but Stank is able to partially block it and fight his way to the ropes. Once Stank reaches the ropes, the referee calls for the break and Moose immediately gives it and spins to his feet. Stank gets to his feet as well and the two meet back in the center of the ring for another collar and elbow. By now, the crowd is booing loudly screaming for some more action. Moose and Stank, however, continue to put on a wrestling clinic. Just when it appears that the crowd is going to break lose and rush the ring, the bell rings. Stank and Moosehead Jack have just wrestled to a twenty minute time limit draw in which not a SINGLE punch was thrown.
WINNER – 20:00 time limit draw

After the match Stank and Moose give each other an odd look and leave the ring separately and head to the back as the crowd boos both men loudly.

DAVIN MORELAND vs. JUSTIN SANE - #1 Contenders Match

Justin Sane is already in the ring. Uh oh. “Pull Me Under” starts up and Davin Moreland emerges to a huge ovation but has a concerned look on his face; as in he really wants no part of this match. He doesn’t do his customary double jump, and instead just climbs through the ropes. He seems to be in deep discussion with Referee Angelo Barros, and Hightower just shrugs and mouths “I’m under orders, gotta have this match, D”. Davin kind of sighs and goes over to Justin, and THEY get into deep discussion. Finally we see Davin say something like “come at me 100%”; and Justin says “I only have one speed teammate” (because that’s apparently pronounced differently that “teammate”. Davin finally looks at Barros and nods. Barros calls for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY!

Lockup to start, and Justin immediately tries to set up the “High Risk Headlock”, but Davin squirms out of it and reverses into a waist lock. Sane thrashes around a bit, but Davin hits a beautiful RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX that sends him all the way across the ring. Davin sighs and looks really upset after seeing the damage he did to Sane, who is curled up in a ball trying to recover. Davin goes over and covers, and that gets 2 as Sane kicks out. Davin backs off. He’s gonna let Sane get up? Sane does indeed get up, and predictably charges. Davin tries to ole him into the turnbuckle, but Sane surprises everyone by stopping himself and hitting a TOR-NA-DO DDT! Sane looks as shocked as everyone else, and hesitates a second before heading to the top. It’s ok, because he hit the Tornado DDT perfectly, Davin’s not going anywhere. Sane gets to the top…MOMENT OF CLARITY! He nails it perfectly and Davin STILL isn’t going anywhere. The crowd is BATSHIT, and Justin just has this stupefied look on his face like he doesn’t know what to do next. Finally, Sane kicks Davin’s arms to his sides. He’s not…HE IS! SHOOTING SPARK PRESS! That has to be it! Sane still looks dumbfounded until Barros says “You should probably cover”. He does! Will this be the biggest upset in OOWF History?!? 1…2…Thre….NO! NO! Davin just does get his shoulder up!

Sane, not affected by not getting a 3 count (because he’s never gotten one before on purpose), goes back to work. He pulls Davin slowly to his feet. He’s trying to hit the YARPLEX! He gets Davin in the air, and just as Sane leaves his feet, Davin slips out and reverses into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, and boy did he nail it. Davin flops an arm over, and that will do it; Justin’s not getting up from that.
WINNER in 8:17 by Pin fall…DAVIN MORELAND! Davin Moreland remains the #1 Contender.

Post-match, Davin helps Justin to his feet, and they shake hands. Davin holds Justin’s arm up which allows the crowd to rise to their feet and cheer in appreciation.

ERIC O’MAC vs. AUSTIN CAGE – PHWF World Title Match

Austin Cage makes his way to the ring for what is certainly the biggest match in his OOWF career. The brash youngster challenged Eric O’Mac to defend his PHWF title against him. Cage steps between the ropes and does some shadow boxing in the corner to stay lose. Eric O’Mac is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp and soaks in the boos of the crowd. Eric pats the PHWF title that is securely around his waist and heads to the ring. Eric steps between the ropes and Cage immediately gets into a fighting stance. Eric puts up his hands to calm Cage and tells him to cool his jets for a moment, he has something to say. Eric produces a mic:

Austin Cage, this is the biggest match in your career. This is your golden opportunity to make a name for yourself by winning MY PHWF World Title. <Eric takes the title from around his waist and holds it high in the air> Now, before we get this match started, let me just tell you what this title means to me. This title was bestowed upon me because I am simply the best thing going today. I was given this title because I represent the future of wrestling. Now, I know your background, I know your history, I know what you are capable of, but before we go any further let me tell you one more thing…..

<Eric takes the title and SLAMS Cage between the eyes, sending him to the mat with blood pouring out of a gash on his forehead. Eric stands over him staring intently for a moment>

NO ONE MAKES THEIR NAME AT MY EXPENSE! YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE!!!!!

Eric pulls Cage to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spin kick to the face. Cage falls to the mat stunned and Eric pounces on him and hammers him with shots to the face. Cage tries to cover up, but several of the shots connect to his nose, possibly breaking that as well. The referee finally pulls Eric off of Cage, and Cage gets to his feet, though his legs are a bit wobbly. He gets in a defensive stance, but his nose must have been broken from one of the shots by Eric because Cage is having trouble seeing. Eric easily avoids his punches and peppers him with more shots to the face. Cage tries to get away from Eric, but Eric keeps after him. Eric throws a haymaker and Cage avoids this one, then spins and catches Eric with a spinning fist to the temple that sends him to the mat. Cage immediately pounces on Eric and tries to lock him in a triangle choke, but Eric fights is and makes his way to the ropes forcing the break. Eric slips out of the ring, and from the outside he grabs Cage and pulls him to the floor, raking his eyes for good measure. Eric grabs Cage and DDT’S HIM ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Cage’s head hits the cement with a sickening thud and he lies there motionless. Eric sits next to him for a moment, watching the blood pool around his head. Finally he pulls Cage to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope, then springs over the top rope and drops a knee across Cage’s chest. Cage gasps for breath, but Eric doesn’t give him a chance to breathe, hitting a second knee drop to the ribs. The referee tries to move Eric aside to check on Cage, but Eric pulls Cage to his feet and kicks him and DESTROYS him with a pile driver in the center of the ring. Eric climbs to the top rope and hits a PERFECT MAC ATTACK! The referee implores him to make the cover, but Eric just pulls Cage to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Eric follows him to the outside and lands a couple of stiff kicks to the ribs as Cage struggles to his feet, then scoops him up and power slams him on the floor. Eric arrogantly makes his way to the top rope and hits another MAC ATTACK!! Crushing Cage’s ribs on the floor! The referee is about to call for the bell when Eric stops him and pulls Cage up to throw him into the ring, but instead, Cage pulls him back and hits a JUMPING PILEDRIVER ON THE CEMENT!!! The referee doesn’t even check first, he sees Cage’s neck twist grotesquely and immediately throws up the dreaded “X” sign. Officials from the back flood ringside and pull Eric away from Cage so he can get immediate medical attention. Eric has a crazed look in his eyes as he is dragged to the back by security, watching Cage being loaded onto a stretcher.
WINNER in 5:15 via referee stoppage – Eric O’Mac

ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Firewoman waits impatiently in the ring as AA makes his drawn out entrance. AA is carrying his (slightly burnt) tennis racket and mocking the fans in Morocco for their lack of athletic prowess. AA nearly gets into a fight with a fan and threatens him with the racket. OOWF security has to come from the back to keep the fan from coming over the guardrail. Eventually, Firewoman’s had enough of the theatrics and storms out of the ring and toward AA, attacking him on the entry ramp. Firewoman rocks AA with rights and lefts, with AA selling like he’s getting killed by Mike Tyson. Fire grabs AA by the hair and leads him to the ring, tosses him in and goes for a quick pin with her feet on the ropes. That gets a two count before AA kicks out. AA crawls to a corner and calls for time out, but Firewoman is having none of that and kicks AA in the gut. Whip across to the other corner and AA does the Flair Flip over the corner. He tries running to the next corner, but Firewoman meets him halfway with a clothesline that sends AA to the floor. Fire rolls out of the ring and slams AA’s head into the ring barrier. The fans love it, so she does it again. That gets a count going, so Firewoman slams AA’s head into the ring barrier 10 times. After the 10th shot, AA stands upright for a second, takes two steps and falls flat on his face. He’s busted open! Firewoman ascends the top rope and soaks in the cheers, then goes back to AA and tosses him in the ring. Firewoman picks up AA and levels him with a DDT! Cover, hook the tights, but only two. Firewoman pulls AA up by the hair and slaps him in the face, shouting “What about my condition now!” AA responds with his best weapon, the Greco Roman Thumb to the Eye, which gives him some breathing space. But only for a second, as Firewoman fights back with a haymaker right that puts AA back on the canvas. Once again AA cowers in the corner and begs off. The ref goes to check AA’s cut, but Firewoman won’t back off. The ref tries to push Fire away, and in turning his back gives an opportunity. AA dashes out of the corner with a clothesline that knocks Firewoman down. AA immediately drops a knee to the back of the head and slams Fire’s face into the canvas. AA flexes his muscles to the crowd, which of course does not get the reaction he expects. AA waves for the crowd to be quiet, and they just get louder. AA whips Firewoman into the ropes for a backdrop, but Fire does a complete flip, lands on her feet and dropkicks AA in the mouth! AA falls out of the ring again. Firewoman tries to follow up, but the ref stops her and begins a count. AA crawls along the floor, and Firewoman eventually goes outside the ring behind the ref and closes in on AA. Firewoman grabs AA from behind and IS HIT IN THE STOMACH WITH THE BUTT END OF THE TENNIS RACKET!! AA just jammed the racket handle into Firewoman! She goes down in a heap on the floor, holding her stomach. The ref jumps out of the ring and admonishes AA, and he too gets jabbed with the tennis racket! The ref is dead! This has gone too far! AA looks down at Firewoman, then looks at the tennis racket and looks a little scared. AA drops the tennis racket and walks to the back. Medics have come from the back.
WINNER in 8:47, this match is ruled a no contest.

Firewoman could have that worst-case wrestling injury—INTERNAL BLEEDING! Medics are trying to strap Fire to a backboard because that’s what they always do regardless of the injury. Firewoman will have none of that, and attacks the medics! But then she goes down in a heap again, holding her stomach! Now more help is coming from the back. Is that Alexander Darling? To help Firewoman? Darling reaches Firewoman and tries to help her to her feet. He picks her up and helps her walk a couple steps before Firewoman realizes who it is and SHOVES DARLING AWAY! But then she falls to the ground again, clutching her stomach. Darling goes back to her, slings her arm over his shoulder and helps Fire to the back.

(The medics, by the way, decide to help the ref, who’s still dead. But they strap him the backboard anyway.)

PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

It looks like it's going to be Phantos and SYB starting off for their respective teams. Both men go in for the collar and elbow, but SYB pulls up short at the last second and tags in Skurge instead. Huh. Phantos and Skurge go into he lockup, as SYB taps his temple. Skurge muscles Phantos down into a front facelock, then transitions nicely into a hammerlock. Quick reversal draws some cheers from the crowd for Phantos, and another one earns Skurge a rain of boos. Re-reversal by Phantos, and before the fans can cheer, Skurge breaks the hold and dazes him with a back elbow. Skurge off the ropes, dropdown by Phantos, and then a leapfrog as the filthy Canuck comes back. Skurge hits the ropes a third time, and gets caught by a hands-free monkey flip! Quickly up to his feet, only to be send over by a big time arm drag! And a second! A third, and Skurge slides back to his corner as somewhere, Ricky Steamboat smiles.

After a moments conference in the corner, SYB makes his way in, and Phantos tags in Lucios. SYB offers out his hand...This never ends well. After a few feigned attempts, Lucios decides to take the bait, and takes his handshake...only to get the taste slapped out of his mouth! SYB channels his inner Michael Hayes with a strut around the ring, only to take a beautiful standing dropkick from the masked man as he turns back around! SYB quickly gets into the ropes, complaining to referee David Hightower about a hair pull. Hightower shakes his head in disbelief and demands to match continue. Lucios goes in for a collar and elbow, and SYB slips a thumb into his eye! This draws a warning that falls on deaf ears as SYB buries a kick into Lucios midsection, followed by a series of double axe handles to the back and head of a doubled over Lucios as SYB pounds him to the ground. Tag in to Skurge, and IHOP utilize the full five count for an old-fashioned CLUBBERIN'!

Skurge firmly in control now, as he fire Lucios into the ropes and hits a flying lariat. A couple of knee drops to the side of the head, and Skurge takes a second to play to the crowd before locking in a reverse chin lock. Skurge digs in deep, and starts yelling to Hightower about Lucios pulling his hair. Hightower goes behind to check, and as soon as he does, Skurge begins digging fingers into the mask of Lucios! Hightower sees no hair pulling, and as he comes back around Skurge goes back to the chin lock, ignoring Phantos' yells from the apron. Skurge pouring on the pressure as Lucios struggles to his feet and turns to side. Big elbow by Lucios! And a second! A third gets Skurge to break the hold, but he manages to grab the masked man by the head a deliver a crushing modified backbreaker. Quick pickup by Skurge, and he gets Lucios up in a display of raw power for a standing vertical suplex! He's holding him up there for quite awhile, letting the blood rush to his head, while Lucios kicks in the air eventually swings his body weight backwards, countering the suplex with a thundering swinging DDT!

Both men down and Hightower begins the count. Both men struggling to their corners, and at 7 Skurge tags SYB. SYB in the ring quickly, charging across just Lucios tags in Phantos! Back body drop for SYB! And one for Skurge! Bodyslam for SYB, followed by another for Skurge and Phantos is officially a HOUSE OF FIRE! Series of right hands staggers the Hebrew Hero, and Phantos snaps off a picture perfect standing hurrcanrana!

1...
2...

No! Skurge dives across the ring, breaking up the cover with an elbow. This draws in Lucios, who peppers Skurge with a series of chops before burying a knee deep into his midsection and tossing him from the ring! Skurge lands in a heap beside the Lovely Miss Mantooth as Hightower ushers Lucios out of the ring. As soon as he as does however, Lucios screams for a tag, and quickly sets the still dazed SYB on his shoulders as Phantos leaps catlike to the top, turns around...DROPKICK DEVICE!

Hightower slides in, anticipating the pin, but Lucios kips up, and grabs the legs of the downed SYB instead. INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Lucios has it locked in strong, and with Skurge out of the action it doesn't take long for SYB to tap.
WINNERS by submission at 8:11 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHANTOS and LUCIOS

Wait...Lucios isn't breaking the Deathlock! SYB is SCREAMING, and any attempts by Hightower or his own partner to convince him to release the hold are falling on deaf ears. Hightower calls for the bell again, runs off a 5 count, but Lucios refuses to break! SYB is OUT! Davin Moreland and Carl From Fresno sprint to ringside and pry Lucios off his prey, as Hightower confers with the ringside announcer, who quickly does his job as the bell rings yet again.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Referee Davis Hightower has informed me that due to Lucios actions, he has no choice but the reverse his decision!'
WINNERS by DQ at 9:01: IHOP

Lucios looks livid at this announcement as the rest of RUN-DLP drag him to the back!

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Master of Puppets” fires up, and “The Main Event” Chris Cole makes his way to the ring, flipping off the booing crowd on the way. He gets on a turnbuckle and makes the “me wanty the belt” sign” before ignoring Davis Hightower. As Darling’s music starts a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and Darling takes a step onto the ramp. He doesn’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on him and ”Princes of the Universe.” The Intercontinental Champion makes his way down the ramp to mostly cheers; which Darling seems to be getting used to. He hands the belt to Hightower who gives it to the timekeeper. He calls for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Some trash talk to start, escalates to some serious, hardcore (unrepeatable) trash talk, and they go all Yankees vs. Mets on each other. In that match up, the only ones who lose are the fans. Cole looks for a SLAP OF DISRESPECT, but Darling catches his arm and works a hammerlock. Cole slaps his shoulder twice (it’s required) before trying to reverse it. However, Darling’s got himself leveraged well, and after a little bit longer, Cole stops trying and gets to the ropes for a break. Darling, in typical Darling fashion, uses 4.999999999 seconds of the 5 count before breaking. Cole says something like “all right, if that’s how you want to play”, and comes out firing with lefts and rights, but none are landing. Darling is bobbing and weaving like Muhammad Ali, and blocking punches as well. Finally, Darling tires of this and starts to unleash kicks to the hamstring, which eventually forces Cole to his knees. Quickly, Darling moves behind Cole, and hooks him up for a BIG RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX; sending Cole flying. Darling eschews the cover, and locks in a SHARPSHOOTER, and Cole is in a bad way. He’s pretty far from the ropes and Darling’s got it locked in perfectly.

FINALLY Cole makes his way to the ropes, and Darling keeps the hold on a little too long, forcing Hightower to physically break the hold himself. This leads to Darling inexplicably arguing with Hightower, and he is REALLY letting him have it. Cole gets to his feet, and, while standing behind Darling, points to the opposite side of the ring, so Hightower is forced to survey the situation. Cole hits a LOW BLOW KICK on Darling, who falls to the ground immediately. Hightower is suspicious, but has no time to sort everything out before Cole covers…1, 2, thr…NO! The Champ just does kick out. He’s still hurting however, and Cole takes advantage with some European Uppercuts. He ROCKS Darling back to the corner and Cole hits a Short Splash. Darling comes stumbling out of the corner. Cole catches him and hits a BELLY TO BELLY OVER THE TOP ROPE! Darling flies over the top rope completely unprotected.

Darling’s in rough shape, and Cole follows out to hit some Announce Table Offense, followed by some Barrier-Related Offense, finally concluded with some Steel Steps-Related Offense. Darling puts up no defense through any of this, and Cole rolls into the ring to break the count. He rolls back out, and after a couple of face smashes on the steps, he picks Darling up by the back of the head, and Cole starts screaming “I’M THE MAIN EVENT!” into his barely conscious face. Finally having his fill of this completely pointless taunting, Cole bundles Darling back into the ring. Cole chooses not to cover, and instead is setting up for THE HEADLINER! He’s almost got Darling all the way up, until Darling hits a BLATANT LOW BLOW forcing Cole to drop Darling and collapse in pain. Unfortunately for Alexander, Hightower saw the whole thing, and calls for the bell.
WINNER by DISQUALIFICATION in 13:46…CHRIS COLE! Alexander Darling remains OOWF Intercontinental Champion.

Post-match, a clearly hurting Alexander Darling manages to roll out of the ring and grab his belt. He limps a bit up the ramp holding the back of his head before Cole has the chance to get to his feet.

LD WILLIAMS vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Out first to “Thunderstruck” is Outback Jack, and gets a nice hand from the fans, as he chugs his Foster’s. After killing it, he tosses the can into the crowd, and he nods to Sterling Glaw, the referee in the last match between these two; which OBJ won by a very questionable DQ. “Jekyll and Hyde” starts up and LD Williams gets his usual mixed reaction. He makes his way down the ramp, sees who the referee is, and his demeanor changes completely. Clearly, he’s not happy. He gets into the ring and immediately starts yapping at Glaw, who simply points to his OOWF Patch before calling for the bell...WE’RE UNDERWAY!

The bell doesn’t seem to deter LD Williams from making his point, saying something like “I’m gonna earn my DQ this week”. Glaw looks nervous, but no one sees Outback Jack, who DRILLS LD with a RUNNING BOOMERANG! LD crumples in a heap, and OBJ runs the near ropes for an elbow drop. Quick cover gets a weak two, and OBJ pulls LD up. There’s nothing Greco-Roman about this offense, as ONJ just starts throwing haymaker right hands right at LD’s grill, before backing him up into the corner. OBJ channels Ric Flair as he starts chopping away before finishing him off with a Short Splash. It’s a Snap mare Takeover out of the corner, followed by the ol’ kick to the back of the head. Another cover, and that gets two.

OBJ pulls LD up, and whips him toward the far ropes, and follows right behind LD; and hits a BOOMERANG that bundles LD over the top rope and to the outside. OBJ quickly follows, and pulls the weakened LD to his feet. After throwing a few more haymakers, OBJ whips LD into the barrier. This is the prelude to the ever famous “barrier-related offense”. Glaw is counting, and starts yelling louder as he gets to 8. OBJ tosses LD back into the ring and quickly follows him in. The Champ is in huge trouble! OBJ makes his way back in and immediately covers, earning a long 2 count. OBJ glares at Glaw before going back to work, and pulling LD to his feet. He’s going for the CHOMP, but LD reverses into a Back Body Drop, and immediately falls to his knees. Glaw looks to start a count, but LD is already pulling himself up. OBJ makes his way up too, but not in time enough to avoid LD’s Running Lariat. LD bounces off the near ropes and hits a Double Leg Drop. LD covers, and that gets two. LD pulls OBJ up, and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but OBJ has enough to reverse, and LD goes into the ropes. OBJ telegraphs a Back Body Drop, and is greeted with a kick to the face by The Champ. OBJ straightens up, allowing LD to KICK-WHAM-ROBERTS DDT!! That’s all, folks.
WINNER in 14:28 by PINFALL…LD Williams!

[Jack Quinn]

TOURNAMENT ROYAL

Rules are as follows: two men begin the match, every minute thereafter TWO more wrestlers – one from each locker room and by random draw – enter the fray. Eliminations occur by being tossed over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. Once all 36 combatants have entered, the match ends when there are only four competitors left standing.

Tough draw for Alexander Darling, drawing #1 out of Rick’s camp. SYB begins matters on the other side and they go. SYB to the eyes to gain an early advantage and he kicks away in the corner. Darling fights back, to the ropes and a big backdrop. Darling goes for the elimination, but the buzzer sounds and we have two more entrants. And it’s Moosehead Jack!! Moose makes a line for the ring to save SYB, but he gets cut off by the other entrant, Lucios, and Darling dumps SYB. Lucios and Moose exchange lefts and rights before Darling is over to assist in the matter. They double team MHJ and hit a modified Total Elimination. But they can’t officially eliminate Moose, as he elbows away and manages to put down Darling momentarily and work over Lucios in the corner. Time for more entrants… and we’ve got The Nerve Agent and the Bunny. The Nerve Agent has no dog in the fight and hits everything that moves, but Bunny sneaks in and immediately dumps TNA from behind! Now they’ve got Moose isolated 3 on 1, and Darling, Bunny, and Lucios take turns pinballing him around with right hands. Moose finally bails thru the ropes and to the floor to boos to kill the clock and hope for some help. Darling and Bunny follow out and corner him, so Moose bolts back in and tries to go head to head with Lucios as the buzzer sounds. Lucios, however, uses Moose’s momentum and tosses him over the top, but MHJ holds on and is pushed back in by the next entrant, Attitude Adjuster. Carl From Fresno is out from the other locker room, and Carl and Darling team up to pound on Moose. AA begs off of Lucios and Bunny, and goes to the eyes of Lucios and tackles Bunny. AA tosses Bunny, but he holds on. Lucios charges in after AA, but Capps hits the deck, and Lucios nails Bunny, who goes flying off the apron into the guardrail in a crazy bump, eliminating him. AA tries to toss Lucios unsuccessfully, then goes to help Moose. AA pulls Darling off and beats on him and Moose finally turns the table on Carl.

More entrants on the way, and we got WWE and Phantos!! Phantos rushes the ring right behind WWE, and runs him right into a double team with Lucios, where WWE is immediately eliminated! P&L jump on Moose as Carl gets a breather, but AA is putting a beating on Darling in the adjacent corner. Capps pulls out a black glove and slips it on and really opens up on him, busting him open. AA nails Phantos and Lucios with the glove, then gets a cheap shot from behind on Carl, and Moose tosses Carl to eliminate him. Moose finally gets to catch his breath, and AA dumps Lucios after drilling him with the glove again. Buzzer goes off again, and we got Seamus McNasty and Ryan Hardcore out. AA, MHJ, and Ryan corner Seamus immediately. SM has no dog in the fight, but says screw it and goes crazy on all three of them, hitting each of them as quickly as possible. RH goes bumping across the ring, and Seamus keeps AA and Moose at bay, but Ryan comes back across and tackles him. They put the boots to Seamus, and Seamus keeps fighting back, tripping up AA in the process. As AA tries to get up, Moose accidentally steps on the gloved hand and AA’s in some pain. Moose and Hardcore are able to get SM up and over the top, and a stiff kick from Moose puts him to the floor. Capps has to take the glove off because his hand is swelling up and he shakes it to get some feeling back to it. Buzzer sounds again, and Darling and Phantos are gonna need some help here. Poe’s out for Bennett… and it’s Davin Moreland for Rick’s team!

Davin goes crazy on Ryan, Moose, Poe, and AA in succession, and makes the rounds again to put everyone down. Phantos and Darling are back up and in it and we have a pier sixer! Darling isolates AA, and Capps hits him with his injured hand… and AA’s in pain again, and Darling’s able to dump him to the floor just moments before Ryan could save him. Hardcore kicks the hell out of Darling in the corner as things even out momentarily. Time for more entrants, and we got Apocalyptic Existence and Tyson Kincaid. Kincaid goes right after Phantos, and since AE doesn’t have a side, he also goes after Rick’s crew. Phantos is eliminated! Kincaid traps Davin in the corner, and this allows Moose, Poe, and Hardcore to dump Darling over the top and to the floor!! So now it’s practically 5 on 1 against Davin, and everyone avalanches him in the corner as it’s time for more entries… and it’s Stank! Uh oh… Stank’s down in a hurry and it’s soupbones for everyone. Stank-U for Poe! Stank-U for Moose! Big boot to AE takes him out to the floor! Stank slings Ryan over and out by the hair! Kincaid and Stank goes nose to nose and have it out, as the other entrant here – The Dead – slinks in quietly. Stank slams Kincaid as Moose sneaks around for the HEART PUNCH… but Stank catches it and hip tosses Moose over the top and to the floor! Stank and Davin with a double clothesline to Kincaid that eliminates him! Dead begs off, but Poe goes right at Davin. They slug it out, and Dead powders to the floor to buy some time. Stank refuses to give chase. Poe and Davin are tied up in the ropes, each man trying to eliminate the other. Stank is over and grabs Poe and flips him over and out… but Poe holds onto Davin and drags him over and out, as well! Stank sees what he’s done and kicks the ropes… then shakes it off and calls Dead into the ring.

Buzzer sounds and it’s Z.K. DeBeers, who slips in behind Stank, as Stank is trying to coax Dead back in. However, DeBeers never sees D.H. Magnusson enter the ring… and DHM kills him with a lariat. Stank and DHM beat the living hell out DeBeers, taking turns slamming him – each one getting harder and harder. As Stank and DHM focus on ZKD, Dead sees the opportunity to sneak back in and jump on Stank. Stank flips Dead over the top, but Dead hangs on. DeBeers charges in after Stank, and Stank moves… but DeBeers throws on the brakes. But when ZKD turns around, Magnusson drills him with a clothesline that sends him over the top and to the floor. Dead rolls back in, but then realizes what’s he’s gotten into. He tries to run, but Stank grabs him. But the buzzer sounds just in time, and Eric O’Mac hits the ring to help him out. Eric with some rope a’dope for Stank and DHM, but Eric forgets there’s another entry… and it’s Concrete TG!! CTG beats Eric back to the corner and opens up on him with right hands. Eric goes to the eyes to break, and then clips Stank’s knee to slow him down. Dead and Eric double team DHM, but Crete is over to make the save. Things slow down for the next entrants: Justin Sane and F.F. MacCappington. Sane’s in and goes immediately to the top rope… and FFM simply shoves him off, instantly eliminating him. FFM laughs it off, then takes a shot at DHM, and a triple team effort there is successful, as Magnusson is eliminated. Dead and CTG have it out, and Eric takes a break… leaving FFM to run into Stank. Crowd buzzes for that, but before they can throw down, Eric jumps Stank from behind.

Time’s up and Blitz and Firewoman are out! Fire jumps on Eric from behind and opens up on him, while Blitz goes to help Dead out with Crete. Stank finds FFM and shoves him from behind, then asks him if he wants to throw hands. And he obliges to a big pop, as the former partners go shot for shot before Dead is over to tackle Stank for some double teaming. Fire has Eric up in the corner, but Blitz saves him, and they turn it around on Fire and have her up for elimination, but Crete makes the save there. More entrants are out, Knife… and Chris Cole! Cole goes right after Crete, pounding him down by the ropes. Knife helps out FFM with Stank but FFM decks him, while Blitz and Dead try to get Fire out. Eric joins in, but Fire fights out… and when Eric comes back, Fire backdrops him over and out!! Fire has some words for Eric, but Blitz and Dead sneak back and dump her to boos! Knife tries to make a game plan, but gets rushed by Blitz and Dead and they dump him as well. So we got a 4 on 2 here: FFM, Dead, Blitz, and Cole against Stank and CTG. But when the buzzer sounds, Stank and Crete got help on the way in the form of Spin Hansen. Clotheslines for everyone, and a big boot for Dead. Skurge is also out, but Spin catches him with a power slam before he can do any damage. Skurge tries to crawl away, but Spin drags him back before Blitz nails Spin from behind. Crete and Stank are back in the fight and they pummel Blitz and Dead. MacCappington breaks that up by dragging Crete away. Skurge gets some cheap shots in on Crete, but Stank takes care of Skurge with a running big boot that eliminates him. Cole pounds on Spin and hotshots him as the buzzer sounds for our next to last entrants…the Amnesiac and Outback Jack. Jack goes right after CC and Cole begs off, then kicks OBJ in the knee. Cole tries to toss him, but OBJ reverses and throws Cole over, but CC holds on. Blitz and Dead try their hand with OBJ, but Jack beats them off like gnats. Amnesiac is in and tries his hand with Crete to poor results, then with Stank to even worse, who kills him dead with a DDT. Amnesiac rolls out to avoid elimination. Stank and FFM collide again… and they have out yet again, throwing wild lefts and rights, and they tangled up and eliminate each other!!

And the final entrants are out, as Mark Vander and Tytan make their way down giving us a final nine… wait, make that eight as Stank tosses Amnesiac back in before he leaves, and Crete dumps him. But as Crete does so, Cole tries to dump Crete, but CTG skins the cat! Cole charges at him, and Crete backdrops him over, but Cole BARELY hangs on. Cole ducks a right hand, however, and attempts a belly to back suplex to the floor. Crete elbows away though, and Tytan and Blitz drag CTG back to the middle of the ring as Cole crawls back in. Spin and Blitz have at it while OBJ and Vander team up on Dead and toss him, but Dead hangs on, and Tytan is over and DRILLS Vander with a big boot, and then slings him over and out. Jack and Tytan have it out, and Tytan gets the better of that, but Jack holds on when tossed and slips back in. Cole nails Spin from behind with a high knee, but when CC tries to pick him up, OBJ comes from behind and tosses Cole!! CC is pissed! Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Blitz and Dead are trying to dump Crete, but CTG is fighting them off. Jack is over to help, but Tytan clotheslines him over the top and to the floor! Final five: Dead, Crete, Blitz, Spin, and Tytan. Spin tries to lift Tytan onto the ropes and over, but can’t get the angle for it, so he instead goes to bail out Crete, but when he charges for the lariat, Blitz and Dead hit the deck, and Spin accidentally clotheslines CTG over and to the floor!! Crete’s in shock and Spin is apologetic, but CTG has some words for him and they get into a shouting match post-bell as Dead, Blitz, and Tytan look on in amusement.
SURVIVORS in 26:54: THE DEAD, BLITZ, SPIN HANSEN, and TYTAN.

We cut to the top of the ramp where we see LD Williams with the OOWF Title over his shoulder watching the match and nodding knowingly. Then we fade to black.

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(OOC: Who had the idea to give Spin the Hellavator for a finisher? They deserve an exalt. I'm adding the Double Shot to my finisher list post-haste.)