[Mikey]

Room here to flap your yap...

[Lucky]

I fucking suck.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Good for you. I'm still pissed that I was leading the league ALL FUCKING SEASON only to lose the lead with 3 weeks to go and lose in the first round. I thought I was going to be in the money for sure.

And now my Football team starts 2-0 and scored the most points but I'm sure by Week 11 I'll hand that off to somebody and go out in the first round there too. Fuck Fantasy Sports!

Edit: I'm a dumbass and thought this was in the baseball forum. Since I talked about both sports it is still slightly relevant. I'm still a moron though.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

metallikid said:

I'm still a moron though.

QFT ;D

My team sucks too. LJ hasn't done anything, Evans has 17 receiving yards in 2 games and Brees is playing like his shoulder fell off again. FUCK!

[Jack Quinn]

Hey look at that! I am 0-2 in both leagues! I rule!

How sad is it for me as a) an Eagles fan and b) a fantasy owner that I have to bench McNabb in favor of Tavaris Jackson and Brett Favre? That hurts

[GoVols]

My team is terrible. I hate you all.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Shut up, I'm 0-2 with the least amt of points scored. Looks like I'm playing the bye team this week so that'll help.

[Sparty]

You Be Millen adds Tiki Barber. Picking up Michael Vick as phantom place-holder.

[Attitude Adjuster]

I suck as well. Don't know what it is about football, but I can't win in these leagues.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Me either...at least with baseball you have the luxury of a long season to make a comeback. Not so much in football.

[Lucky]

I really, really, really suck.

So I'm playing for 08/09, I guess.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Deuce is out of the year. It was fun while it lasted.

[Mikey]

fsolomon75 said:

Deuce is out of the year. It was fun while it lasted.

At least you didn't have a key guy go down the first couple weeks of the season in the baseball league. Oh wait.

In unrelated news, I'm glad I'm not a Lightning or Thrashers fan.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Yeah well I can only blame myself for drafting oft-injured guys like Carpenter and Deuce.

See you next year. Thank God.

[Lucky]

This is it, you bastards! LAST CHANCE! I need to win and I got McNabb back to do it! But I need some help. Dev, help me out brother and knock out AA. And Vols, if you would be so kind as to give it your all vs Grover I could use that too. I need one of those boys to lose and me to win. Then I'm in. And I'm pretty sure that's the only way I can win since any kind of 3-5 way tie is going to leave me in the cold unless I can score 150 pts this week.

So c'mon, Dev! If you lose this week I'm personally blaming your ass for destroying my seasons in the span of 2 weeks.

[DevSop]

Lucky, it seems as if my smile may be disappearing. I don't know what that means exactly, but maybe I could be persuaded to fight another fight.

[Attitude Adjuster]

DevSop: Finger Poke of Doom. FInger Poke of Doom!

[salmonjunkie]

Holy shit, motherbitches! I may have gone from 4-7 taking the last spot in the playoffs.

This is the scenario I need this week for that to happen:

1. I beat Psychofish - check

2. at least two of the three 7-6 teams must lose

Attitude Adjusters lost - check
Pitbulls wins unless Alge Crumpler scores 46 points. Ha! - no check.
Spreadsheet Sacks needs Marques Colston to score over 22 points to win - not gonna happen

3. I have to have a higher point total than both Lucky and AA.

Les Carnivores - 1137.55 + 116.50 = 1254.05
Attitude Adjusters - 1149.79 + 91.94 = 1241.73
Spreadsheet Sacks - 1112.21 + 76.88 = 1189.09

AA needs 12.33 points to take that 6th spot, but has no players playing today - check
Lucky is behind me by 64.96 points, but all he has to do is win. He's got one guy. Marques Colston. He scores 22.04 points and he wins the game, and the 6th seed in the playoffs. - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Mike, Dev, Psycho, Grover, M-Kid.... see you in the playoffs.

[Lucky]

salmonjunkie said:

Lucky is behind me by 64.96 points, but all he has to do is win. He's got one guy. Marques Colston. He scores 22.04 points and he wins the game, and the 6th seed in the playoffs. - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

21.10

FUCK!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

after my horrific start, I was happy to at least make it back to .500 at 7-7.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

No late season fade for me. Let's hope I can break the first round (or second since I have a bye) defeat.

Did we ever get a defintive answer on the payouts?

[Sparty]

Here's an answer: I ain't gettin' one.

[salmonjunkie]

luckylopez said:

salmonjunkie said:

Lucky is behind me by 64.96 points, but all he has to do is win. He's got one guy. Marques Colston. He scores 22.04 points and he wins the game, and the 6th seed in the playoffs. - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

21.10

FUCK!

Holy SHIT that was close!

Hey Lucky - if you took my trade offer, I probably wouldn't have taken that last spot.


4-7 to 7-7 and IN THE PLAYOFFS! THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!

[Lucky]

If I had done a lot of things I would have gotten that spot. Including if I had actually played the Tennessee D like i had planned to when I picked them up in the middle of the week. Or played Stecker like I planned to do when I picked him up mid week. So if I had done any of the brilliant things I had thought to do on Wednesday.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Hey Lucky, guess I can't kill your Fantasy Sports dreams all the time. Both you and I are looking in from the outside on that final playoff spot. For some reason Devil decided he didn't like the Finger Poke of Doom idea.