OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, Live (8/13) - Cordoba, Spain
Aug 13, 2008 17:49:13 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Aug 13, 2008 17:49:13 GMT -5
(We spent an extra night in North Carolina so I am posting this early because we won't be home at 8. I will be back tomorrow afternoon, and I will send matches to the writers then, unless i happen to get to it tonight. Enjoy!)
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Cordoba, Spain
THE DEAD vs. TYTAN vs. BLITZ vs. SPIN HANSEN – Battle For The Title Shot
The last four men left standing in the Tournament Royal. Tonight they will compete in a four way dance, the man who is eliminated first, either by pin or submission will face LD Williams tonight. Tytan makes his way to the ring first and climbs between the ropes. Oddly, Tytan comes to the ring alone. Spin Hansen is out next, he makes his way through the crowd as is his custom and steps between the ropes and casts a long look at Tytan. The Dead and Blitz are announced and they come to the ring together and step between the ropes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is immediately underway. Tytan charges across the ring and catches Dead with a shot to the jaw and Spin catches Blitz with a knee to the gut and throws him out of the ring. Without hesitating, Spin and Tytan turn on one another and trade haymakers in the center of the ring. Both Dead and Blitz are quickly up on the apron and start to get into the ring, but then they both seem to realize that it is in their best interest to let them beat each other to death. Finally Tytan gets the better of the exchange, dropping Spin with a shot to the head. Tytan runs to the ropes, but he gets low bridges by Dead and sails over the top rope to the floor. Blitz and Dead wait on the apron, and as soon as Spin gets to his feet they leap and catch him with missile spring board dropkicks, Dead connects to his face, while Blitz catches him on the back of the head. Spin crumples to the mat and Dead covers, but Spin kicks out at two, Blitz hits a standing moonsault and gets a two count of his own. Dead climbs to the top rope, and is about to leap, when he sees Tytan getting back to his feet, so he turns slightly and leaps off the top at Tytan. Tytan side steps and Dead slams into the guard rail chest first. Dead writhes in agony on the floor and Tytan slides back into the ring. Blitz tries a whip to the ropes on Spin, but Spin reverses it, when Blitz bounds off the ropes, Spin drops to the mat, Blitz leaps over him, and Tytan blindsides him with a clothesline that nearly decapitates him. Spin gets to his feet and Tytan catches him square in the face with a double axe sledge. The impact sends Spin through the ropes to the floor. Tytan looks around the crowd, and as the camera pans around the ramp, we see a large man dressed completely in black with a hood covering his face. He is staring at Tytan. Tytan catches his gaze and he reaches down and pulls Blitz to his feet. Tytan hauls Blitz up into a vertical suplex, never taking his eyes off of the mysterious man. The man slowly reaches out and gives Tytan the “thumbs down” and Tytan drops Blitz with a Steiner Screwdriver! Tytan presses Blitz to the mat, hooking a leg, again never taking his eyes off of the stranger. The referee hits the mat and Tytan gets the one, two, three. Tytan, Dead and Spin Hansen live to fight another day, Blitz will get his title shot later tonight!
WINNERS – in 11:01 – Spin Hansen, Tytan and The Dead. Blitz is eliminated and will face LD Williams tonight
POE & ERIC O’MAC vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
The Cape Town Cannibals make their way to the ring and wait in their corner for the somewhat odd pairing of Poe and Eric O’Mac. Poe and Eric are announced and they come to the top of the ramp accompanied by Selena. Eric has a demented look in his eyes, again, while Poe occasionally casts an amused look in his direction. The get to the ring and Poe climbs on the apron and then helps the lovely Serena onto the apron. They move to a corner while Eric slides under the ropes and immediately charges across the ring and attacks WWE and TNA. Eric catches TNA with a spinning kick to the face that sends him to the mat, then ducks a clothesline attempt by WWE and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big back body drop. Eric pulls TNA up and slams him face first into the turn buckle, then spins him around and climbs the corner and gives him the ten punches of doom. Eric sees WWE back on his feet, and he spins off the turn buckle and catches WWE with a kick to the head sending him to the mat. Eric grabs TNA and shoots him between the ropes to the floor. Eric is like a mad man in the ring right now. He pulls WWE to his feet and hauls him up for a vertical suplex, then drops WWE stomach first on the ropes, then gets a running start, leaps over WWE’s back like it was a sunset flip and POWERBOMBS him on the cement floor! WWE is out cold. Eric doesn’t hesitate a bit, he gets to his feet and charges around the ring and catches TNA with a clothesline to the back of the head just as he is standing up. The whole time Poe and Selena are relaxing in the corner watching with a bemused look on their faces as the One Man Wrecking Crew Eric O’Mac unleashes his fury on the Cannibals. Eric pulls TNA to his feet and rolls him back into the ring and hops onto the apron and hits a flipping senton splash landing right on TNA’s chest driving the wind out of him. Eric mounts TNA and just hammers him with straight shots to the face, drawing a warning from the referee. Finally Eric pulls a stunned TNA to his feet and whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a running knee to the face, then lets him stagger out of the corner before dropping him with a super kick to the back of the head. Eric is not satisfied yet though, he throws TNA out of the ring and follows him out. Eric steps out of the ring and waits on the apron as TNA struggles to his feet, Eric leaps off the apron and bulldogs TNA to the cement floor, TNA may be out cold as well. Eric drags TNA over to the steel stairs and lifts the steps and places them right on TNA’s ankle. Eric climbs back onto the apron and gets a running start and JUMPS ONTO THE STAIRS SMASHING TNA’S ANKLE!! TNA howls in pain clutching his ankle. Eric stands over him for a moment admiring his work, he pulls TNA up and rolls him into the ring and immediately grabs TNA’s leg and locks the likely broken ankle in an ankle lock! TNA taps furiously, then passes out from the pain. The referee calls for the bell, but Eric will not release the hold. Eric has a kind of scary far away look in his eyes as he is threatening to tear TNA’s foot off his leg. The referee steps in and is about to reverse the decision when Poe walks over to Eric and just puts his hand on his shoulder. Eric releases the hold and Poe helps him to his feet. Selena leads Eric out of the ring and they slowly make their way up the ramp watching medics brace TNA’s foot.
WINNERS in 6:11 – Eric O’Mac & Poe
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ZK DEBEERS
ZK DeBeers makes his way to the ring, clearly a little bit affected by the injury suffered by TNA in the previous match. He steps between the ring and heckles a few fans giving him a hard time. Meanwhile Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patton are introduced and they make their way to the ring. Patton gives AE a few last minute instructions before he climbs between the ropes. With both men in the ring the referee calls for the bell to start the match. They slowly circle and lock up, DeBeers immediately goes to the eyes and backs AE to the ropes and tries a whip, but AE reverses it and catches DeBeers on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex that sends him across the ring. Both men are quick to their feet and DeBeers charges, but AE catches him with an arm drag, both men are quickly up again, AE grabs DeBeers and whips him, but this time DeBeers reverses it and catches AE on the rebound with a high knee to the jaw. AE staggers back to the corner and tries to regain his composure. DeBeers runs to the corner and catches AE with a clothesline trapping him in the corner, then repeatedly buries his shoulder into AE’s midsection. DeBeers sets AE on the top rope and gives him a couple of open hand slaps for good measure and climbs up for a suplex, but AE blocks it by holding onto the ropes. AE grabs DeBeers by the throat and lifts him and leaps hitting a double choke top rope sit out powerbomb! (I know there is a name for it, but I forget at the moment). DeBeers rolls out of the ring to the floor to try and buy some time, but AE follows him to the floor. AE tries to pull DeBeers to his feet, but DeBeers grabs him by the tights and slings him face first into the ring post. Patton immediately runs over to AE to check on him, DeBeers gets to his feet and shoves Patton out of the way and pulls AE to a sitting position and we see he has been busted open. DeBeers hammers him with elbows to the face, opening the gash even more. DeBeers rolls AE back into the ring and takes his time following him in. He pulls him to his feet, then lifts him and hits a belly to back suplex that folds AE up. DeBeers covers, but inexplicably pulls AE up at two! DeBeers chokes AE for a four count, just narrowly avoiding a disqualification. DeBeers pulls AE to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, AE catches him with a knee lift that sends DeBeers staggering back against the ropes. AE falls to one knee to wipe the blood from his face, and the referee steps in to check on him. On the outside, Chad Patton takes his gym bag and swings as hard as he can and catches DeBeers on the back of the head. DeBeers stands upright for a moment, but his eyes roll back into his head, he staggers forward a few steps and AE gets to his feet and pushes the referee aside and grabs DeBeers and hits the VERTEBREAKER!! AE covers, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:44 – Apocalyptic Existence
DH MAGNUSSON vs. TYSON KINCAID
We go through the introductions and Kincaid and Magnusson are both in the ring waiting for the match to start. The two circle and lock up, Kincaid grabs an arm wringer, but Magnusson staggers him with a forearm to the jaw. Magnusson sends Kincaid to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Tyson spins to his feet quickly and Magnusson sends him right back to the mat with a clothesline. Kincaid pops up again and Magnusson scoops him up and slams him to the mat, bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Magnusson covers and gets a two count, but Kincaid rolls his shoulder and heads to the ropes forcing Magnusson off of him. Kincaid gets to his feet and Magnusson charges in but Kincaid moves out of the way and sends Magnuson to the ropes, as he rebounds he drops him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then drops an elbow across the back of Magnusson’s head. Kincaid grabs Magnusson’s legs and quickly traps him in an Indian death lock. Magnusson howls in pain but refuses to give up. Kincaid reaches back and pulls Magnusson’s head back adding to the pain, but he can’t get Magnusson to quit. Kincaid breaks the hold and pulls DH to his feet and hits a side suplex that folds Magnusson up. Kincaid covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Kincaid gets to his feet and waits for Magnusson to get up, then kicks Magnusson in the gut and takes him over with a swinging neck breaker. Kincaid pops up again quickly and as Magnusson gets to his feet Kincaid catches him with a drop kick to the face that sends Magnusson to the apron. As DH gets to his feet, Kincaid presses his head on the top rope and quickly climbs the corner and drops a leg across the back of Magnusson’s head, snapping him off the apron and into the guard rail. Kincaid slips out of the ring and grabs Magnusson and slams him into the Hawaiian Announce table, then rolls him back into the ring, follows him in and makes the cover, but only gets a two count. Kincaid pulls Magnusson to his feet and paint brushes him a few times, then sends him into the corner. Kincaid charges into the corner, but Magnusson explodes out of the corner and nearly kills Kincaid with a lariat. Magnusson pulls Kincaid to his feet and LEVELS him with a Jersey Hammer! Magnusson covers and hooks the leg, but Kincaid rolls his shoulder at the last second avoiding the pin. Magnusson pulls Kincaid up and puts him on his shoulders, but Kincaid slips off his shoulders and tries a German suplex, but Magnusson blocks it and a test of strength ensues as Magnusson tries to pry Kincaid’s hands apart. Finally Magnusson gets enough space that he is able to break Kincaid’s grasp and slip behind him and he hits the DREAM STREET! Kincaid struggles and tries to escape, but Magnusson has the dragon sleeper locked in tight! Kincaid is close to the ropes, but Magnusson drags him away and cinches the hold in a little more, Kincaid has no escape and he is forced to tap.
WINNER in 12:14 – DH Magnusson
IHOP vs. JUSTIN SANE & BUNNY
Justin Sane and Bunny are announced and they come to the top of the ramp. Carl From Fresno doesn’t join them tonight because he is preparing for his chance of a lifetime against Davin Moreland. Bunny and Justin soak in the cheers of the crowd and Bunny grabs a mic and is about to freestyle when SYB and Skurge charge out of he back and attack from behind. SYB grabs Sane and throws him face first into the set, meanwhile Skurge grabs Bunny from behind and hits a half nelson suplex right on the stage, dropping him right on the back of his head. SYB and Skurge pulls Justin to his feet and hit a reverse 3-D on the top of the stage. IHOP drags Justin Sane to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope. SYB decides that he is going to be the legal man and he covers Sane, very non-chalantly thinking he has the three count easily. The referee counts to two, but Sane rolls his shoulder just before the referee hits the mat for the third time. SYB cannot believe that Sane could kick out of that and he spends more time arguing with the referee than he probably should have. He turns back to Sane and Justin catches him with a jaw breaker. SYB falls to the mat and grabs his jaw in pain, then crawls to the IHOP corner and tags in Skurge. Skurge charges into the ring and catches Sane with a forearm shiver to the side of the head. The crowd cheers as we see Bunny struggling down the ramp toward the ring. Skurge sends Sane into the corner and as he staggers out, Skurge pops him in the mouth with a super kick that sends Sane to the mat in the corner. Skurge grabs Sane by the legs and drags him to the middle of the ring and stomps him brutally. Skurge reaches out and tags SYB into the match, then grabs Sane by the legs and catapults him into a HEBREW HAMMER from SYB! Sane is knocked loopy and once again SYB covers, one, two, thre…..NO! From the outside Bunny pulls SYB out of the ring and plants him on the floor with a DDT! Skurge drops off the apron and attacks Bunny from behind, slamming him into the steel steps shoulder first. Skurge pulls Bunny to his feet and hits a Side Effect on the concrete floor. Inside the ring Justin Sane staggers to his feet and stumbles around the ring. He lashes out at the first thing he sees which happens to be the referee. He grabs the ref in a side head lock, and the ref immediately picks him up and throws him off to the mat. Sane spins to his feet and cocks his fist, then finally realizes that it was the referee. He shakes his head and sees SYB and Skurge putting the boots to Bunny on the floor outside the ring. Sane gets a head of steam and charges, and leaps over the ropes and connects with……absolutely nothing. Both Skurge and SYB see him coming and move out of the way in time. They throw Sane back into the ring and follow, SYB tags in Skurge and he comes in and pulls Sane to his feet and locks him in the EXECUTIONER! Sane struggles a bit and drops to one knee. Bunny tries to slide into the ring, but SYB stops him. Sane fights the move, but he fades fast. The referee checks his arm it drops once, twice, three times, that’s it this one is over!
WINNERS in 5:11 – IHOP
SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. OUTBACK JACK
Seamus is out first and he waits patiently. Outback Jack is announced next and he comes out slamming a Fosters much o the delight of the crowd. Jack makes his way down to the ring and steps between the ropes, Seamus makes a move toward Jack to start the match, but Jack puts up a hand to stop him. Jack reaches into his cargo shorts and pulls out a Fosters and Seamus gives him a funny look. Jack tells him to hold on for one more second and he pulls out a Smithwicks and offers it to Seamus. Seamus takes the brew and both men pop the tops, toast one another messily, then slam both adult beverages. The two men crumble the cans, then immediately tear into one another hammering away with haymakers. The referee just steps back and lets them hammer away at each other while the cheers from the fans grows louder and louder. They fight toward the ropes and connect with huge shots, finally tumbling between the ropes and falling to the floor. The collision with the floor only slows them for a moment, then they are right back on their feet trading shots. Jack decides he is tired of getting punched in the face and tries a clothesline, but Seamus side steps it and shoves Jack into the guard rail ribs first. Seamus grabs Jack and plants him on the floor with a slam. Seamus climbs to the apron and leaps, dropping a leg across Jack’s chest. Seamus pulls Jack to his feet and rocks him with an Irish uppercut, then rolls him back into the ring. Jack immediately gets to his feet and catches Seamus with a kick to the mouth as he is coming between the ropes, dropping him to the mat. Jack pulls Seamus to his feet and runs his eyes across the rope, then slams him face first into the turnbuckle, then lifts him for a belly to back suplex that sends both men to the mat. Jack covers, but Seamus kicks out before there is even a one count. Jack climbs to the second rope and waits for Seamus to get to his feet, then leaps and catches Seamus with a double sledge to the top of the head. Seamus falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring once again. Jack follows him out and mounts Seamus and hammers him with shots to the face before picking him up and putting him on the Azerbaijani Announce table. Jack pulls Seamus to his feet and sets him up for the CHOMP, but Seamus fights out of it, kicking his feet to free himself, he frees himself, spins Jack around and hits the BLACK AND TAN! Sending both men crashing through the table! Jack may be out cold, and Seamus isn’t much better for the wear. Seamus pulls himself out of the wreckage and drags Jack back to the ring and covers, but somehow Jack kicks out at two. Jack is on rubber legs as Seamus pulls him to his feet and hits a CELTIC CROSS! Seamus covers and hooks the leg, and gets the three count just before Jack rolls his shoulder.
WINNER in 15:58 – Seamus McNasty
After the match, Seamus gets to his feet and helps Jack up as well. They exchange an uncertain look for a moment, then exchange a completely manly, heterosexual embrace. Seamus calls for something and one of the ring rats tosses him two cans of beer. He hands one to Jack and they toast again and slam the beer, then leave the ring together much to the delight of the crowd.
CONCRETE TG & STANK vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & THE AMNESIAC
Crete comes to the ring wearing his super hero t-shirt, and encouraging Stank to act heroically. To his credit Stank is wearing a S.H.I.T. Stank t-shirt like a poncho, but that is about all you are getting from him today. They step between the ropes and decide that Crete is going to start things out. Moose and The Amnesiac are announced next and they make their way to the ring. The Amnesiac slides under the ropes and it is clear he is starting the match since he immediately goes after Crete with a vengeance. The Amnesiac drops Crete to his knees with an elbow to the side of the head, then hammers him in the face with closed fist punches (as if there were any other kind of punches). The Amnesiac drags Crete to the ropes and hangs him on the middle rope, gets a running start and leaps onto Crete’s back, then slides between the ropes and drops a leg down across the back of Crete’s head, snapping him back into the ring. The Amnesiac slides back in and pulls Crete to the corner and tags in Moose, Moose explodes between the ropes and connects with several jabs to the face, then climbs the ropes and bites Crete on the forehead until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose snapmares Crete out of the corner and connects with a boot to the back of the head, then hits the ropes and clotheslines Crete to the mat. Moose straddles Crete putting his knee across Crete’s throat, choking the life out of him. The referee is about to turn and call for the bell when Moose releases the hold and snarls at the referee. Moose gets to his feet and measures Crete as he stands up and tries a spinning chop to the neck, but Crete catches him and turns it into an Olympic slam driving Moose to the mat. Crete rolls across the ring and tags in Stank, Stank gets into the ring just as Moose gets back to his feet, and the two meet in the center of the ring and immediately go into a collar and elbow tie up. Moose snaps Stank to the mat and grabs an arm bar. Stank fights his way back to his feet and backs Moose into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and……gets it. Not this again. The two go back to the middle of the ring and lock up again, this time Stank grabs a side head lock. Moose shoves him to the ropes and leap frogs Stank as he charges back. Stank hits the ropes again and Moose drops to the mat, and Stank steps over him on his way to the ropes again. Moose gets to his feet and tries a hip toss, but Stank reverses it into a back slide for a two count. Moose and Stank both spring to their feet and Stank backs to his corner and tags in Crete. Crete beams as he steps between the ropes and moves to lock up with Moose, but Moose catches him with a right across the jaw that drops him to one knee. Moose pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and drills him with a knee to the midsection, then plants him on the mat with a DDT. Moose drags Crete to the corner and tags in The Amnesiac, The Amnesiac leaps over the top rope and drops a leg across Crete’s chest and covers for a two count. The Amnesiac pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a boot to the face, but Crete catches his foot and sweeps the other leg. Crete keeps hold of his legs and catapults The Amnesiac into the face corner. Crete tags in Stank, and Stank steps between the ropes and PUMMELS The Amnesiac with punches and kicks, then pulls him back to his feet and traps his arms and repeatedly headbuts him in the face. The Amnesaic slumps in the corner and Stank steps back and gets a running start and hits a face wash! Stank tags Crete back into the match, Crete comes in and tries to haul The Amnesiac up in a vertical suplex, but The Amnesiac fights it and ends up clipping the referee with a boot to the head. The referee staggers slightly and The Amnesiac lands on his feet behind Crete and immediately drops down and hits a low blow on Crete and rolls him up from behind, grabbing a hand full of tights out of the view of the referee. Crete somehow manages to kick out at two, and gets to his feet and goes after The Amnesiac. The two men tumble between the ropes to the floor trading shots. They fight back up the ramp while Moose and Stank remain in their corners, not even making an attempt to get involved. The referee kind of looks puzzled, but makes the ten count nonetheless.
WINNERS – No Contest; double count out in 15:55
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CARL FROM FRESNO
“Hunger Strike” fires up over the PA, and one-third of the Campeonas De Trios Champions, Carl From Fresno, makes his way down the ramp to some pretty substantial cheers, and he seems to be extra fired up. He’s singing along with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell as he rolls into the ring and nods to Referee Angelo Barros, who nods back and leans in the corner. The first guitar strains of “Pull Me Under” start and the roof blows off. It’s a huge ovation for Davin Moreland, who is wearing a boxing-style robe and looking straight down at the floor. Once the heavy section kicks in, he violently flips his head up and simultaneously raises his arms as pyro goes off. He purposely makes his way down to the ring, and does his customary double-jump into the ring. The robe goes out into the crowd, and Davin is yelling at Barros to start the match. Barros calls for the bell…and WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Davin and Carl approach each other in the ring, and we have a HANDSHAKE! (OMG ROH~!) The back off and get back together in a lockup. Davin has the power advantage, but Carl is working the leverage well, and we’re stalemated. At least, that is, until Carl goes for the single-leg takedown, and gets it. Davin faceplants, and Carl finds himself with Davin’s ankle in his hands. What else can he do, but hook on the ANKLE LOCK ON THE BAD ANKLE! Davin is SCREAMING in pain, and Carl has it cinched in. Davin tries to drag Carl around the ring, but Carl, ever the master of leverage, isn’t budging. Davin’s starting to grow a bit desperate and is trying anything to get to the ropes. Carl sees he’s got a real chance to win it right here, so he GRAPEVINES THE LEG! Davin is in HUGE trouble. Davin’s been in the hold over a minute before he finally manages to roll over with Carl still keeping the hold, and eventually getting to the ropes; and Carl uses 4 of the 5 count before he breaks; and Barros admonishes him strongly.
Davin gets up very slowly and, not surprisingly, is putting no weight on his ankle. He gets up yapping, no shock there, and waves Carl in. DON’T DO IT CARL! Well, Carl charges in and gets Hip Tossed for his troubles. Davin basically hops over to Carl, and pulls him to his feet; only to land some not terribly creative punches to the face. Carl is backed into the corner, and Davin chops away. Carl’s hurting, but in between chops, Carl desperately kicks at Davin’s ankle, forcing him to hop away a bit. Carl uses the break to hop up to the top turnbuckle. TOR-NA-DO DDT! Carl quickly covers, and draws a long 2 count. He pulls Davin up, and hooks in a waistlock, trying to hit a German Suplex; but he simply can’t get Davin up, and eventually eats a back elbow, forcing him off. Davin then, out of nowhere, hits a PELE KICK with the good leg, and Carl goes FLYING through the ropes to the outside. Davin looks like he wants to chase, but thinks better of it, and tries to get the ankle working again. Barros starts a count.
Carl climbs through the ropes at 8, and Davin is on him immediately, carrying himself a little better. Eventually, he pulls Carl up and hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, which sends Carl flying. Carl’s in tough shape, but I don’t think Davin is seeing Carl right now. How do I know? He’s screaming “ARE YOU WATCHING LD?!?!?!??!” into the camera. He pulls an out-of-it Carl to his feet…KICK-WHAM-DDT! “DID YOU SEE THAT LD?!?!?” Davin’s not done, and pulls Carl to the middle of the ring and locks on the STF! He’s got the STF on and it’s a beauty, and Carl’s not long for this match. In the thirty seconds or so Davin’s got the STF on, he’s screaming “ASK HIM! TAP LD YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Finally Carl begins to assess his future after wrestling, and decides tapping out is probably the best move here. He does so.
WINNER by SUBMISSION in 9:39…DAVIN MORELAND! Davin Moreland is still the #1 Contender to the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship
Post-match, Davin hovers over Carl, and seems to be checking on him. Finally, Carl starts moving around and, while banged up, does seem to be ok. Davin helps him up to his feet, and in a show of Team and Faction and Old-School Faction Unity, he raises Carl’s arm, and the crowd cheers them both for a great match.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Firewoman comes to the ring first completely focused and ready for the task at hand. She climbs into the ring and runs the ropes. The OOWF champion Attitude Adjuster is announced next and he comes to the top of the ramp. AA appears to be carrying something in his hand as he starts down the ramp, then he pauses and points to the back. Suddenly this:
pops up on the OOTron. AA gives Fire the cheesy double point to Fire and he heads down the ramp handing out cigars to the audience. If looks could kill AA would be dead on the floor. Fire is incredulous and enraged inside the ring. As soon as AA makes it to ringside, Fire leaves the ring and attacks him from behind. Tries to escape but Fire will not let him get his feet beneath him, she hammers him with anything not tied down. A fan hands her a chair and she smacks AA across the face with it. AA scurries into the ring just to try and avoid Fire’s wrath. He gets to his knees in the middle of the ring and tries to beg off, but Fire catches him wit ha kick to the side of the head, this time AA tries to call a time out, that doesn’t work either and Fire catches him with another kick to the side of the head. AA gets to his feet and holds out his hand as if to say STOP, so Fire catches him with a round house to the gut. Fire takes a few steps back while AA is doubled over. AA catches his breath, then puts his fists up for a fight, takes a couple of steps toward Fire, and falls face first to the mat. Fire falls to the mat as well and catches AA with tilts AA’s head back and catches him with BRUTAL knees to the face that leave AA a bloody mess. Fire pulls AA to his feet and scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, backs across the ring, gets a running start and does a Chris Sabin Hangs in the Air Forever drop kick that connects right between AA’s eyes. AA falls out of the tree of woe and rolls out of the ring to the floor. AA struggles to his feet and staggers around the ring and grabs his title and says he has had enough and heads up the ramp. Fire leaves the ring and follows him. Fire catches AA by the arm and spins him around, and AA BLASTS Fire with the title belt! Fire collapses to the ramp. AA stands over her for a moment, then makes the motion for the claw. He waits for Firewoman to get to her feet and goes to slap on the claw, but Fire side steps him at the last second and hits a release German suplex on the ramp! Fire gets to her feet and hears the referee yell EIGHT! Fire sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes just before the referee says TEN! He immediately calls for the bell and raises Fire’s hand. On the outside AA gets to his feet and looks shocked at what has happened. Once he realizes that Fire won the match he throws a classic heel tantrum complete with threatening the fans. Finally AA storms to the back dragging his title behind him while Fire celebrates in the ring.
WINNER by count out in 10:21 – Firewoman
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
MacCappington and Hardcore are out first and they wait outside the ring taunting the crowd. MacCappington dangles a few hundred dollar bills in front of the crowd, but never gives any away. Hardcore appears to be having sex with someone in the first row. The champions are announced and they come to the top of the ramp, wearing the championships of course. They make their way to the ring and Phantos will start things off. Hardcore evidently finishes up and slides into the ring, Phantos looks a little hesitant to touch him, and really, can you blame him? The two meet in the center of the ring and before they can lock up Hardcore pops Phantos with a chop to the chest. Phantos responds with several knife edge chops to the chest that backs Hardcore to the ropes. Phantos whips him across the ring and elevates him with a big back body drop. Hardcore gets to his feet and eats a drop kick to the face that sends him into the ropes again, and as he rebounds, Phantos snaps him over with a perfect arm drag. Hardcore gets to his feet in the corner and Phantos charges in and monkey flips him out of the corner to the middle of the ring. Hardcore has had enough and he crawls to his corner and tags in MacCappington. MacCappington wants the larger Lucios, so Phantos obliges him by tagging the big man in. The two meet in the center of the ring and MacCappington wants a test of strength. They lock up and its like two bulls going at it. MacCappington gets the advantage early driving Lucios to his knees, but behind the crowds urgings Lucios fights back to his feet and eventually turns the tables driving MacCappington to his knees. Lucios gets MacCAppington all the way to the mat, then releases and double stomps MacCappington’s hands. MacCappington howls in pain and backs away to the corner. Lucios pursues MAcCappington into the corner and FFM baits him in, then grabs the tights and pulls him into the turnbuckle. Lucios’ head snaps back and he slumps to the mat. MacCappington pulls him up in the corner and drills him with several elbows to the side of the head. Then pulls him out of the corner and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then turns him over and JACKHAMMERS him to the mat. MAcCappington covers and gets a two count before Lucios rolls his shoulder. MacCappington pulls Lucios into a sitting position and reaches out and tags in Hardcore, Ryan steps between the ropes and nails Lucios with a dropkick to the face and covers and gets another two count. Hardcore pulls Lucios up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a kick to the gut that doubles him over and bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a scissors kick to the back of the head. Hardcore runs to the ropes and hits a spring board moonsault and covers, and gets a two count that is broken up by Phantos. Hardcore gets to his feet and nails Phantos from behind as he is leaving the ring, sending him to the outside. As Hardcore turns back around, Lucios is just getting to his feet, Hardcore charges, but runs right into a boot to the face. Hardcore staggers and Lucios grabs him and hits a pumphandle slam, driving Hardcore to the mat. Lucios tags in Phantos, and Phantos climbs the ropes and hits 360 SSP! He slams onto Hardcore driving the wind out of him, hooks the leg and gets the one two three as Lucios charges across the ring and keeps MacCappington from interfering.
WINNERS in 15:59 – and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios
After the match, MacCappington vents his frustration over their inability to beat Phantos & Lucios by hitting a GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS on the referee! Before he and Hardcore can do anymore damage, Phantos and Lucios slide back into the ring and chase them away.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
“The Main Event” makes his way to the ring first and gets hammered by boos and cat calls from the fans. Cole completely ignores the fans and makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes. The Intercontinental champion Alexander Darling is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp and hesitates for a moment as he gets cheered pretty loudly by the crowd. Do they actually like Alexander Darling, or do they just hate Chris Cole that much? Either way, Darling makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and hands the title to the referee who calls for the bell to start the match. They circle and lock up, Cole immediately goes to the eyes, then grabs Darling and throws him into the corner, but down, so his slides and his shoulder slams into the post. Cole leaves the ring and repeatedly slams Darlings arm into the ring post. The referee checks to make sure Darling is ok, and he can continue. Cole pulls Darling onto the apron and repeatedly kicks at his shoulder. Darling rolls back into the ring grabbing his shoulder, and struggles to his feet. Cole steps between the ropes and charges and catches Darling with a high knee right on the shoulder that sends him to the mat. Cole pulls Darling to his feet and hammerlocks him, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Cole falls on Darling and gets a one count, but Darling is out in plenty of time. As Darling tries to get up, Cole grabs his arm and drives him back down to the mat with a shoulderbreaker and locks him in a Fujiwara arm bar trying for the submission. Darling won’t quit and works himself to the ropes forcing the break. The referee backs Cole off and Darling gets to his feet. Cole charges in, but Darling catches him with a knee to the midsection that doubles him over, then rocks him with a European uppercut, with the good arm of course. Darling pulls Cole off the mat and runs him head first into the turnbuckle and lets Cole fall to the mat. Darling’s arm is just hanging, how much can a one armed wrestler really do? We get our answer fast enough as Darling charges into the corner and drives his knee into Cole’s face. Darling pulls Cole out of the corner and covers him, and gets a two count. Darling mounts Cole and hammers him in the face with closed fist punches drawing a warning from the referee. Finally the ref makes Darling break the hold and he and Cole both get to their feet. Cole is staggered from the repeated shots to the head and Darling grabs him and plants him with a pendulum back breaker, then heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope trying for an elbow drop to the throat, but Cole moves out of the way at the last second. Cole gets to his feet and scoops Darling up and hits the HEADLINER! Cole covers and hooks the leg, one, two, thre…..NO! Darling got his foot on the ropes! Cole doesn’t see the foot on the ropes and celebrates like he won the title. When the referee tells him about the foot, Cole rears back like he is going to pop the referee. Before he can, however, Darling grabs him from behind and rolls him up, and might have had just a bit of tights for good measure, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 16:10 – and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Alexander Darling
After the match, Cole immediately pops to his feet and screams at the referee about the pull of the tights. Alexander Darling slides out of the ring, grabs his shoulder and his IC title and heads to the back while Cole swears bloody revenge.
LD WILLIAMS vs. BLITZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Blitz comes to the ring, still a little hazy from the match earlier tonight. The OOWF world heavyweight champion LD Williams is announced and he makes his way to the ring. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and exchange a handshake. Wait, they are HEELS! This should not happen! Somewhere Kayfabe suffers her 721st stroke. They slowly circle and lock up, Williams immediately slips behind Blitz and hammers him on the back of the neck with a forearm that sends Blitz to the mat. Blitz springs back to his feet and goes after LD again, they lock up again, and once again, LD slips behind Blitz and catches him with a forearm to the back of the neck, this time Blitz doesn’t go down, instead he staggers forward a few steps and then hits a Pele kick that catches LD on top of the head! The champ goes down in a heap, and Blitz leaves the ring and waits on the apron, as LD gets to his feet, Blitz springs off the top rope and catches LD by the head and hits a perfect diamond cutter, which no doubt is irritating Davin Moreland. Blitz covers, but LD rolls his shoulder before Blitz can even get a one count. Both men get to their feet and Blitz sweeps LD’s legs sending him back to the mat. Blitz sits LD up and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head, then slams LD back to the mat and springs off the ropes and hits a rolling senton, rolls through and bounds off the ropes again, just as LD is struggling to one knee and catches him in the temple with a knee. The champion falls to the mat and Blitz covers and gets a two count. LD bails out of the ring for a moment, and inside Blitz gets a head of steam and leaps between the ropes, but LD side steps him and Blitz slams into the steel barricade. LD grabs Blits and rolls him onto the apron, then climbs up himself and hits a drop off DDT slamming Blitz’s face into the canvas. LD shoves Blitz back into the ring and locks him in an abdominal stretch, making sure to twist his neck as well as his torso, trying for the submission. Blitz struggles and yells in pain, but he will not give up. Finally he slips out of it and hip tosses LD to the mat, but Blitz drops to one knee in pain and can’t take advantage of the situation. LD gets to his feet and catches Blitz with a boot to the face that sends him back to the mat. LD drops an elbow across Blitz’s chest and covers him for a two count. Williams appears to be in complete control here. He pulls Blitz to his feet and whips him into the corner, but Blitz scales the ropes and turns on a dime and hits a missile drop kick to LD’s face that sends him across the ring. Blitz gets to his feet to face a charging LD Williams, Blitz catches LD and rolls through to a single leg crab! LD is stunned momentarily, but once the referee asks him if he wants to quit, he gives an emphatic NO! and slowly crawls to the ropes and forces the break. Blitz pulls LD to his feet and takes him over with a half nelson suplex. Blitz climbs to the top rope and hits the BLITZ FLIP! We could have a new world champion! One, two, thre…..NO! LD rolls his shoulder at the last second! Blitz can feel it though, he lets LD get to his knees then connects with the SHINER! LD is in real trouble now! Blitz pulls him to his feet and hits a corkscrew brain buster, then climbs to the top ropes again and tries a frog splash, but LD gets his knees up! Blitz crashes and burns! LD struggles to his feet using the ropes to pull himself up, Blitz is up as well and he charges at LD, LD back drops him over the top rope, and Blitz hits the floor hard. LD slides out of the ring and grabs Blitz for a whip, but then reverses it into a neckbreaker on the floor. LD rolls Blitz into the ring and covers, but he can only keep him down for a two count. LD shows a little frustration and grabs Blitz by the head and hammers him with shots to the face, the pulls him to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex, dropping Blitz right on the back of his head. LD locks Blitz in a camel clutch trying for a submission, pulling back on his neck and repeatedly crossfacing his face trying for a submission, but Blitz refuses to give up. LD finally releases the hold and jerks Blitz to his feet and tries a European uppercut, but Blitz grabs LD’s arm and takes him over for a back slide that gets him a two count! The champ is getting annoyed now. He just clocks Blitz with a straight right that sends Blitz against the ropes, then tries a whip, but Blitz reverses it. Blitz lowers his head a moment too soon and LD grabs him for a DDT, but Blitz slips out of it and grabs LD for a side Russian leg sweep, but LD reaches down and grabs Blitz’s leg and drops him to the mat. Blitz tries to spin out of it, but LD drops down on him and locks him in the STF! LD tears at Blitz trying once again for the submission, and once again, Blitz refuses to give up despite being in incredible pain. After several long minutes, Blitz makes it to the ropes and forces the break. LD gets to his feet and tries a suplex, but Blitz slips out of it and lands on his feet behind LD, before Blitz can do anything though, LD spins and catches Blitz with a knee to the gut, then DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! This one is done. LD rolls Blitz over and hooks the leg and gets the hard fought one, two, three.
WINNER in 20:18 – LD Williams
After the match the referee hands LD Williams the belt and he is about to leave the ring when he pauses. LD turns around and helps Blitz to his feet and they exchange another handshake, then the very manly quick hug of mutual respect, and Kayfabe pulls a Kurt Cobain in the back. The crowd gives the two men grudging cheers despite being members of Team Bennett.
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THE DEAD vs. TYTAN vs. BLITZ vs. SPIN HANSEN – Battle For The Title Shot
The last four men left standing in the Tournament Royal. Tonight they will compete in a four way dance, the man who is eliminated first, either by pin or submission will face LD Williams tonight. Tytan makes his way to the ring first and climbs between the ropes. Oddly, Tytan comes to the ring alone. Spin Hansen is out next, he makes his way through the crowd as is his custom and steps between the ropes and casts a long look at Tytan. The Dead and Blitz are announced and they come to the ring together and step between the ropes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is immediately underway. Tytan charges across the ring and catches Dead with a shot to the jaw and Spin catches Blitz with a knee to the gut and throws him out of the ring. Without hesitating, Spin and Tytan turn on one another and trade haymakers in the center of the ring. Both Dead and Blitz are quickly up on the apron and start to get into the ring, but then they both seem to realize that it is in their best interest to let them beat each other to death. Finally Tytan gets the better of the exchange, dropping Spin with a shot to the head. Tytan runs to the ropes, but he gets low bridges by Dead and sails over the top rope to the floor. Blitz and Dead wait on the apron, and as soon as Spin gets to his feet they leap and catch him with missile spring board dropkicks, Dead connects to his face, while Blitz catches him on the back of the head. Spin crumples to the mat and Dead covers, but Spin kicks out at two, Blitz hits a standing moonsault and gets a two count of his own. Dead climbs to the top rope, and is about to leap, when he sees Tytan getting back to his feet, so he turns slightly and leaps off the top at Tytan. Tytan side steps and Dead slams into the guard rail chest first. Dead writhes in agony on the floor and Tytan slides back into the ring. Blitz tries a whip to the ropes on Spin, but Spin reverses it, when Blitz bounds off the ropes, Spin drops to the mat, Blitz leaps over him, and Tytan blindsides him with a clothesline that nearly decapitates him. Spin gets to his feet and Tytan catches him square in the face with a double axe sledge. The impact sends Spin through the ropes to the floor. Tytan looks around the crowd, and as the camera pans around the ramp, we see a large man dressed completely in black with a hood covering his face. He is staring at Tytan. Tytan catches his gaze and he reaches down and pulls Blitz to his feet. Tytan hauls Blitz up into a vertical suplex, never taking his eyes off of the mysterious man. The man slowly reaches out and gives Tytan the “thumbs down” and Tytan drops Blitz with a Steiner Screwdriver! Tytan presses Blitz to the mat, hooking a leg, again never taking his eyes off of the stranger. The referee hits the mat and Tytan gets the one, two, three. Tytan, Dead and Spin Hansen live to fight another day, Blitz will get his title shot later tonight!
WINNERS – in 11:01 – Spin Hansen, Tytan and The Dead. Blitz is eliminated and will face LD Williams tonight
POE & ERIC O’MAC vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
The Cape Town Cannibals make their way to the ring and wait in their corner for the somewhat odd pairing of Poe and Eric O’Mac. Poe and Eric are announced and they come to the top of the ramp accompanied by Selena. Eric has a demented look in his eyes, again, while Poe occasionally casts an amused look in his direction. The get to the ring and Poe climbs on the apron and then helps the lovely Serena onto the apron. They move to a corner while Eric slides under the ropes and immediately charges across the ring and attacks WWE and TNA. Eric catches TNA with a spinning kick to the face that sends him to the mat, then ducks a clothesline attempt by WWE and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big back body drop. Eric pulls TNA up and slams him face first into the turn buckle, then spins him around and climbs the corner and gives him the ten punches of doom. Eric sees WWE back on his feet, and he spins off the turn buckle and catches WWE with a kick to the head sending him to the mat. Eric grabs TNA and shoots him between the ropes to the floor. Eric is like a mad man in the ring right now. He pulls WWE to his feet and hauls him up for a vertical suplex, then drops WWE stomach first on the ropes, then gets a running start, leaps over WWE’s back like it was a sunset flip and POWERBOMBS him on the cement floor! WWE is out cold. Eric doesn’t hesitate a bit, he gets to his feet and charges around the ring and catches TNA with a clothesline to the back of the head just as he is standing up. The whole time Poe and Selena are relaxing in the corner watching with a bemused look on their faces as the One Man Wrecking Crew Eric O’Mac unleashes his fury on the Cannibals. Eric pulls TNA to his feet and rolls him back into the ring and hops onto the apron and hits a flipping senton splash landing right on TNA’s chest driving the wind out of him. Eric mounts TNA and just hammers him with straight shots to the face, drawing a warning from the referee. Finally Eric pulls a stunned TNA to his feet and whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a running knee to the face, then lets him stagger out of the corner before dropping him with a super kick to the back of the head. Eric is not satisfied yet though, he throws TNA out of the ring and follows him out. Eric steps out of the ring and waits on the apron as TNA struggles to his feet, Eric leaps off the apron and bulldogs TNA to the cement floor, TNA may be out cold as well. Eric drags TNA over to the steel stairs and lifts the steps and places them right on TNA’s ankle. Eric climbs back onto the apron and gets a running start and JUMPS ONTO THE STAIRS SMASHING TNA’S ANKLE!! TNA howls in pain clutching his ankle. Eric stands over him for a moment admiring his work, he pulls TNA up and rolls him into the ring and immediately grabs TNA’s leg and locks the likely broken ankle in an ankle lock! TNA taps furiously, then passes out from the pain. The referee calls for the bell, but Eric will not release the hold. Eric has a kind of scary far away look in his eyes as he is threatening to tear TNA’s foot off his leg. The referee steps in and is about to reverse the decision when Poe walks over to Eric and just puts his hand on his shoulder. Eric releases the hold and Poe helps him to his feet. Selena leads Eric out of the ring and they slowly make their way up the ramp watching medics brace TNA’s foot.
WINNERS in 6:11 – Eric O’Mac & Poe
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ZK DEBEERS
ZK DeBeers makes his way to the ring, clearly a little bit affected by the injury suffered by TNA in the previous match. He steps between the ring and heckles a few fans giving him a hard time. Meanwhile Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patton are introduced and they make their way to the ring. Patton gives AE a few last minute instructions before he climbs between the ropes. With both men in the ring the referee calls for the bell to start the match. They slowly circle and lock up, DeBeers immediately goes to the eyes and backs AE to the ropes and tries a whip, but AE reverses it and catches DeBeers on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex that sends him across the ring. Both men are quick to their feet and DeBeers charges, but AE catches him with an arm drag, both men are quickly up again, AE grabs DeBeers and whips him, but this time DeBeers reverses it and catches AE on the rebound with a high knee to the jaw. AE staggers back to the corner and tries to regain his composure. DeBeers runs to the corner and catches AE with a clothesline trapping him in the corner, then repeatedly buries his shoulder into AE’s midsection. DeBeers sets AE on the top rope and gives him a couple of open hand slaps for good measure and climbs up for a suplex, but AE blocks it by holding onto the ropes. AE grabs DeBeers by the throat and lifts him and leaps hitting a double choke top rope sit out powerbomb! (I know there is a name for it, but I forget at the moment). DeBeers rolls out of the ring to the floor to try and buy some time, but AE follows him to the floor. AE tries to pull DeBeers to his feet, but DeBeers grabs him by the tights and slings him face first into the ring post. Patton immediately runs over to AE to check on him, DeBeers gets to his feet and shoves Patton out of the way and pulls AE to a sitting position and we see he has been busted open. DeBeers hammers him with elbows to the face, opening the gash even more. DeBeers rolls AE back into the ring and takes his time following him in. He pulls him to his feet, then lifts him and hits a belly to back suplex that folds AE up. DeBeers covers, but inexplicably pulls AE up at two! DeBeers chokes AE for a four count, just narrowly avoiding a disqualification. DeBeers pulls AE to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, AE catches him with a knee lift that sends DeBeers staggering back against the ropes. AE falls to one knee to wipe the blood from his face, and the referee steps in to check on him. On the outside, Chad Patton takes his gym bag and swings as hard as he can and catches DeBeers on the back of the head. DeBeers stands upright for a moment, but his eyes roll back into his head, he staggers forward a few steps and AE gets to his feet and pushes the referee aside and grabs DeBeers and hits the VERTEBREAKER!! AE covers, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:44 – Apocalyptic Existence
DH MAGNUSSON vs. TYSON KINCAID
We go through the introductions and Kincaid and Magnusson are both in the ring waiting for the match to start. The two circle and lock up, Kincaid grabs an arm wringer, but Magnusson staggers him with a forearm to the jaw. Magnusson sends Kincaid to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Tyson spins to his feet quickly and Magnusson sends him right back to the mat with a clothesline. Kincaid pops up again and Magnusson scoops him up and slams him to the mat, bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Magnusson covers and gets a two count, but Kincaid rolls his shoulder and heads to the ropes forcing Magnusson off of him. Kincaid gets to his feet and Magnusson charges in but Kincaid moves out of the way and sends Magnuson to the ropes, as he rebounds he drops him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then drops an elbow across the back of Magnusson’s head. Kincaid grabs Magnusson’s legs and quickly traps him in an Indian death lock. Magnusson howls in pain but refuses to give up. Kincaid reaches back and pulls Magnusson’s head back adding to the pain, but he can’t get Magnusson to quit. Kincaid breaks the hold and pulls DH to his feet and hits a side suplex that folds Magnusson up. Kincaid covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Kincaid gets to his feet and waits for Magnusson to get up, then kicks Magnusson in the gut and takes him over with a swinging neck breaker. Kincaid pops up again quickly and as Magnusson gets to his feet Kincaid catches him with a drop kick to the face that sends Magnusson to the apron. As DH gets to his feet, Kincaid presses his head on the top rope and quickly climbs the corner and drops a leg across the back of Magnusson’s head, snapping him off the apron and into the guard rail. Kincaid slips out of the ring and grabs Magnusson and slams him into the Hawaiian Announce table, then rolls him back into the ring, follows him in and makes the cover, but only gets a two count. Kincaid pulls Magnusson to his feet and paint brushes him a few times, then sends him into the corner. Kincaid charges into the corner, but Magnusson explodes out of the corner and nearly kills Kincaid with a lariat. Magnusson pulls Kincaid to his feet and LEVELS him with a Jersey Hammer! Magnusson covers and hooks the leg, but Kincaid rolls his shoulder at the last second avoiding the pin. Magnusson pulls Kincaid up and puts him on his shoulders, but Kincaid slips off his shoulders and tries a German suplex, but Magnusson blocks it and a test of strength ensues as Magnusson tries to pry Kincaid’s hands apart. Finally Magnusson gets enough space that he is able to break Kincaid’s grasp and slip behind him and he hits the DREAM STREET! Kincaid struggles and tries to escape, but Magnusson has the dragon sleeper locked in tight! Kincaid is close to the ropes, but Magnusson drags him away and cinches the hold in a little more, Kincaid has no escape and he is forced to tap.
WINNER in 12:14 – DH Magnusson
IHOP vs. JUSTIN SANE & BUNNY
Justin Sane and Bunny are announced and they come to the top of the ramp. Carl From Fresno doesn’t join them tonight because he is preparing for his chance of a lifetime against Davin Moreland. Bunny and Justin soak in the cheers of the crowd and Bunny grabs a mic and is about to freestyle when SYB and Skurge charge out of he back and attack from behind. SYB grabs Sane and throws him face first into the set, meanwhile Skurge grabs Bunny from behind and hits a half nelson suplex right on the stage, dropping him right on the back of his head. SYB and Skurge pulls Justin to his feet and hit a reverse 3-D on the top of the stage. IHOP drags Justin Sane to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope. SYB decides that he is going to be the legal man and he covers Sane, very non-chalantly thinking he has the three count easily. The referee counts to two, but Sane rolls his shoulder just before the referee hits the mat for the third time. SYB cannot believe that Sane could kick out of that and he spends more time arguing with the referee than he probably should have. He turns back to Sane and Justin catches him with a jaw breaker. SYB falls to the mat and grabs his jaw in pain, then crawls to the IHOP corner and tags in Skurge. Skurge charges into the ring and catches Sane with a forearm shiver to the side of the head. The crowd cheers as we see Bunny struggling down the ramp toward the ring. Skurge sends Sane into the corner and as he staggers out, Skurge pops him in the mouth with a super kick that sends Sane to the mat in the corner. Skurge grabs Sane by the legs and drags him to the middle of the ring and stomps him brutally. Skurge reaches out and tags SYB into the match, then grabs Sane by the legs and catapults him into a HEBREW HAMMER from SYB! Sane is knocked loopy and once again SYB covers, one, two, thre…..NO! From the outside Bunny pulls SYB out of the ring and plants him on the floor with a DDT! Skurge drops off the apron and attacks Bunny from behind, slamming him into the steel steps shoulder first. Skurge pulls Bunny to his feet and hits a Side Effect on the concrete floor. Inside the ring Justin Sane staggers to his feet and stumbles around the ring. He lashes out at the first thing he sees which happens to be the referee. He grabs the ref in a side head lock, and the ref immediately picks him up and throws him off to the mat. Sane spins to his feet and cocks his fist, then finally realizes that it was the referee. He shakes his head and sees SYB and Skurge putting the boots to Bunny on the floor outside the ring. Sane gets a head of steam and charges, and leaps over the ropes and connects with……absolutely nothing. Both Skurge and SYB see him coming and move out of the way in time. They throw Sane back into the ring and follow, SYB tags in Skurge and he comes in and pulls Sane to his feet and locks him in the EXECUTIONER! Sane struggles a bit and drops to one knee. Bunny tries to slide into the ring, but SYB stops him. Sane fights the move, but he fades fast. The referee checks his arm it drops once, twice, three times, that’s it this one is over!
WINNERS in 5:11 – IHOP
SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. OUTBACK JACK
Seamus is out first and he waits patiently. Outback Jack is announced next and he comes out slamming a Fosters much o the delight of the crowd. Jack makes his way down to the ring and steps between the ropes, Seamus makes a move toward Jack to start the match, but Jack puts up a hand to stop him. Jack reaches into his cargo shorts and pulls out a Fosters and Seamus gives him a funny look. Jack tells him to hold on for one more second and he pulls out a Smithwicks and offers it to Seamus. Seamus takes the brew and both men pop the tops, toast one another messily, then slam both adult beverages. The two men crumble the cans, then immediately tear into one another hammering away with haymakers. The referee just steps back and lets them hammer away at each other while the cheers from the fans grows louder and louder. They fight toward the ropes and connect with huge shots, finally tumbling between the ropes and falling to the floor. The collision with the floor only slows them for a moment, then they are right back on their feet trading shots. Jack decides he is tired of getting punched in the face and tries a clothesline, but Seamus side steps it and shoves Jack into the guard rail ribs first. Seamus grabs Jack and plants him on the floor with a slam. Seamus climbs to the apron and leaps, dropping a leg across Jack’s chest. Seamus pulls Jack to his feet and rocks him with an Irish uppercut, then rolls him back into the ring. Jack immediately gets to his feet and catches Seamus with a kick to the mouth as he is coming between the ropes, dropping him to the mat. Jack pulls Seamus to his feet and runs his eyes across the rope, then slams him face first into the turnbuckle, then lifts him for a belly to back suplex that sends both men to the mat. Jack covers, but Seamus kicks out before there is even a one count. Jack climbs to the second rope and waits for Seamus to get to his feet, then leaps and catches Seamus with a double sledge to the top of the head. Seamus falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring once again. Jack follows him out and mounts Seamus and hammers him with shots to the face before picking him up and putting him on the Azerbaijani Announce table. Jack pulls Seamus to his feet and sets him up for the CHOMP, but Seamus fights out of it, kicking his feet to free himself, he frees himself, spins Jack around and hits the BLACK AND TAN! Sending both men crashing through the table! Jack may be out cold, and Seamus isn’t much better for the wear. Seamus pulls himself out of the wreckage and drags Jack back to the ring and covers, but somehow Jack kicks out at two. Jack is on rubber legs as Seamus pulls him to his feet and hits a CELTIC CROSS! Seamus covers and hooks the leg, and gets the three count just before Jack rolls his shoulder.
WINNER in 15:58 – Seamus McNasty
After the match, Seamus gets to his feet and helps Jack up as well. They exchange an uncertain look for a moment, then exchange a completely manly, heterosexual embrace. Seamus calls for something and one of the ring rats tosses him two cans of beer. He hands one to Jack and they toast again and slam the beer, then leave the ring together much to the delight of the crowd.
CONCRETE TG & STANK vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & THE AMNESIAC
Crete comes to the ring wearing his super hero t-shirt, and encouraging Stank to act heroically. To his credit Stank is wearing a S.H.I.T. Stank t-shirt like a poncho, but that is about all you are getting from him today. They step between the ropes and decide that Crete is going to start things out. Moose and The Amnesiac are announced next and they make their way to the ring. The Amnesiac slides under the ropes and it is clear he is starting the match since he immediately goes after Crete with a vengeance. The Amnesiac drops Crete to his knees with an elbow to the side of the head, then hammers him in the face with closed fist punches (as if there were any other kind of punches). The Amnesiac drags Crete to the ropes and hangs him on the middle rope, gets a running start and leaps onto Crete’s back, then slides between the ropes and drops a leg down across the back of Crete’s head, snapping him back into the ring. The Amnesiac slides back in and pulls Crete to the corner and tags in Moose, Moose explodes between the ropes and connects with several jabs to the face, then climbs the ropes and bites Crete on the forehead until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose snapmares Crete out of the corner and connects with a boot to the back of the head, then hits the ropes and clotheslines Crete to the mat. Moose straddles Crete putting his knee across Crete’s throat, choking the life out of him. The referee is about to turn and call for the bell when Moose releases the hold and snarls at the referee. Moose gets to his feet and measures Crete as he stands up and tries a spinning chop to the neck, but Crete catches him and turns it into an Olympic slam driving Moose to the mat. Crete rolls across the ring and tags in Stank, Stank gets into the ring just as Moose gets back to his feet, and the two meet in the center of the ring and immediately go into a collar and elbow tie up. Moose snaps Stank to the mat and grabs an arm bar. Stank fights his way back to his feet and backs Moose into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and……gets it. Not this again. The two go back to the middle of the ring and lock up again, this time Stank grabs a side head lock. Moose shoves him to the ropes and leap frogs Stank as he charges back. Stank hits the ropes again and Moose drops to the mat, and Stank steps over him on his way to the ropes again. Moose gets to his feet and tries a hip toss, but Stank reverses it into a back slide for a two count. Moose and Stank both spring to their feet and Stank backs to his corner and tags in Crete. Crete beams as he steps between the ropes and moves to lock up with Moose, but Moose catches him with a right across the jaw that drops him to one knee. Moose pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and drills him with a knee to the midsection, then plants him on the mat with a DDT. Moose drags Crete to the corner and tags in The Amnesiac, The Amnesiac leaps over the top rope and drops a leg across Crete’s chest and covers for a two count. The Amnesiac pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a boot to the face, but Crete catches his foot and sweeps the other leg. Crete keeps hold of his legs and catapults The Amnesiac into the face corner. Crete tags in Stank, and Stank steps between the ropes and PUMMELS The Amnesiac with punches and kicks, then pulls him back to his feet and traps his arms and repeatedly headbuts him in the face. The Amnesaic slumps in the corner and Stank steps back and gets a running start and hits a face wash! Stank tags Crete back into the match, Crete comes in and tries to haul The Amnesiac up in a vertical suplex, but The Amnesiac fights it and ends up clipping the referee with a boot to the head. The referee staggers slightly and The Amnesiac lands on his feet behind Crete and immediately drops down and hits a low blow on Crete and rolls him up from behind, grabbing a hand full of tights out of the view of the referee. Crete somehow manages to kick out at two, and gets to his feet and goes after The Amnesiac. The two men tumble between the ropes to the floor trading shots. They fight back up the ramp while Moose and Stank remain in their corners, not even making an attempt to get involved. The referee kind of looks puzzled, but makes the ten count nonetheless.
WINNERS – No Contest; double count out in 15:55
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CARL FROM FRESNO
“Hunger Strike” fires up over the PA, and one-third of the Campeonas De Trios Champions, Carl From Fresno, makes his way down the ramp to some pretty substantial cheers, and he seems to be extra fired up. He’s singing along with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell as he rolls into the ring and nods to Referee Angelo Barros, who nods back and leans in the corner. The first guitar strains of “Pull Me Under” start and the roof blows off. It’s a huge ovation for Davin Moreland, who is wearing a boxing-style robe and looking straight down at the floor. Once the heavy section kicks in, he violently flips his head up and simultaneously raises his arms as pyro goes off. He purposely makes his way down to the ring, and does his customary double-jump into the ring. The robe goes out into the crowd, and Davin is yelling at Barros to start the match. Barros calls for the bell…and WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Davin and Carl approach each other in the ring, and we have a HANDSHAKE! (OMG ROH~!) The back off and get back together in a lockup. Davin has the power advantage, but Carl is working the leverage well, and we’re stalemated. At least, that is, until Carl goes for the single-leg takedown, and gets it. Davin faceplants, and Carl finds himself with Davin’s ankle in his hands. What else can he do, but hook on the ANKLE LOCK ON THE BAD ANKLE! Davin is SCREAMING in pain, and Carl has it cinched in. Davin tries to drag Carl around the ring, but Carl, ever the master of leverage, isn’t budging. Davin’s starting to grow a bit desperate and is trying anything to get to the ropes. Carl sees he’s got a real chance to win it right here, so he GRAPEVINES THE LEG! Davin is in HUGE trouble. Davin’s been in the hold over a minute before he finally manages to roll over with Carl still keeping the hold, and eventually getting to the ropes; and Carl uses 4 of the 5 count before he breaks; and Barros admonishes him strongly.
Davin gets up very slowly and, not surprisingly, is putting no weight on his ankle. He gets up yapping, no shock there, and waves Carl in. DON’T DO IT CARL! Well, Carl charges in and gets Hip Tossed for his troubles. Davin basically hops over to Carl, and pulls him to his feet; only to land some not terribly creative punches to the face. Carl is backed into the corner, and Davin chops away. Carl’s hurting, but in between chops, Carl desperately kicks at Davin’s ankle, forcing him to hop away a bit. Carl uses the break to hop up to the top turnbuckle. TOR-NA-DO DDT! Carl quickly covers, and draws a long 2 count. He pulls Davin up, and hooks in a waistlock, trying to hit a German Suplex; but he simply can’t get Davin up, and eventually eats a back elbow, forcing him off. Davin then, out of nowhere, hits a PELE KICK with the good leg, and Carl goes FLYING through the ropes to the outside. Davin looks like he wants to chase, but thinks better of it, and tries to get the ankle working again. Barros starts a count.
Carl climbs through the ropes at 8, and Davin is on him immediately, carrying himself a little better. Eventually, he pulls Carl up and hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, which sends Carl flying. Carl’s in tough shape, but I don’t think Davin is seeing Carl right now. How do I know? He’s screaming “ARE YOU WATCHING LD?!?!?!??!” into the camera. He pulls an out-of-it Carl to his feet…KICK-WHAM-DDT! “DID YOU SEE THAT LD?!?!?” Davin’s not done, and pulls Carl to the middle of the ring and locks on the STF! He’s got the STF on and it’s a beauty, and Carl’s not long for this match. In the thirty seconds or so Davin’s got the STF on, he’s screaming “ASK HIM! TAP LD YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Finally Carl begins to assess his future after wrestling, and decides tapping out is probably the best move here. He does so.
WINNER by SUBMISSION in 9:39…DAVIN MORELAND! Davin Moreland is still the #1 Contender to the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship
Post-match, Davin hovers over Carl, and seems to be checking on him. Finally, Carl starts moving around and, while banged up, does seem to be ok. Davin helps him up to his feet, and in a show of Team and Faction and Old-School Faction Unity, he raises Carl’s arm, and the crowd cheers them both for a great match.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Firewoman comes to the ring first completely focused and ready for the task at hand. She climbs into the ring and runs the ropes. The OOWF champion Attitude Adjuster is announced next and he comes to the top of the ramp. AA appears to be carrying something in his hand as he starts down the ramp, then he pauses and points to the back. Suddenly this:
pops up on the OOTron. AA gives Fire the cheesy double point to Fire and he heads down the ramp handing out cigars to the audience. If looks could kill AA would be dead on the floor. Fire is incredulous and enraged inside the ring. As soon as AA makes it to ringside, Fire leaves the ring and attacks him from behind. Tries to escape but Fire will not let him get his feet beneath him, she hammers him with anything not tied down. A fan hands her a chair and she smacks AA across the face with it. AA scurries into the ring just to try and avoid Fire’s wrath. He gets to his knees in the middle of the ring and tries to beg off, but Fire catches him wit ha kick to the side of the head, this time AA tries to call a time out, that doesn’t work either and Fire catches him with another kick to the side of the head. AA gets to his feet and holds out his hand as if to say STOP, so Fire catches him with a round house to the gut. Fire takes a few steps back while AA is doubled over. AA catches his breath, then puts his fists up for a fight, takes a couple of steps toward Fire, and falls face first to the mat. Fire falls to the mat as well and catches AA with tilts AA’s head back and catches him with BRUTAL knees to the face that leave AA a bloody mess. Fire pulls AA to his feet and scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, backs across the ring, gets a running start and does a Chris Sabin Hangs in the Air Forever drop kick that connects right between AA’s eyes. AA falls out of the tree of woe and rolls out of the ring to the floor. AA struggles to his feet and staggers around the ring and grabs his title and says he has had enough and heads up the ramp. Fire leaves the ring and follows him. Fire catches AA by the arm and spins him around, and AA BLASTS Fire with the title belt! Fire collapses to the ramp. AA stands over her for a moment, then makes the motion for the claw. He waits for Firewoman to get to her feet and goes to slap on the claw, but Fire side steps him at the last second and hits a release German suplex on the ramp! Fire gets to her feet and hears the referee yell EIGHT! Fire sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes just before the referee says TEN! He immediately calls for the bell and raises Fire’s hand. On the outside AA gets to his feet and looks shocked at what has happened. Once he realizes that Fire won the match he throws a classic heel tantrum complete with threatening the fans. Finally AA storms to the back dragging his title behind him while Fire celebrates in the ring.
WINNER by count out in 10:21 – Firewoman
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
MacCappington and Hardcore are out first and they wait outside the ring taunting the crowd. MacCappington dangles a few hundred dollar bills in front of the crowd, but never gives any away. Hardcore appears to be having sex with someone in the first row. The champions are announced and they come to the top of the ramp, wearing the championships of course. They make their way to the ring and Phantos will start things off. Hardcore evidently finishes up and slides into the ring, Phantos looks a little hesitant to touch him, and really, can you blame him? The two meet in the center of the ring and before they can lock up Hardcore pops Phantos with a chop to the chest. Phantos responds with several knife edge chops to the chest that backs Hardcore to the ropes. Phantos whips him across the ring and elevates him with a big back body drop. Hardcore gets to his feet and eats a drop kick to the face that sends him into the ropes again, and as he rebounds, Phantos snaps him over with a perfect arm drag. Hardcore gets to his feet in the corner and Phantos charges in and monkey flips him out of the corner to the middle of the ring. Hardcore has had enough and he crawls to his corner and tags in MacCappington. MacCappington wants the larger Lucios, so Phantos obliges him by tagging the big man in. The two meet in the center of the ring and MacCappington wants a test of strength. They lock up and its like two bulls going at it. MacCappington gets the advantage early driving Lucios to his knees, but behind the crowds urgings Lucios fights back to his feet and eventually turns the tables driving MacCappington to his knees. Lucios gets MacCAppington all the way to the mat, then releases and double stomps MacCappington’s hands. MacCappington howls in pain and backs away to the corner. Lucios pursues MAcCappington into the corner and FFM baits him in, then grabs the tights and pulls him into the turnbuckle. Lucios’ head snaps back and he slumps to the mat. MacCappington pulls him up in the corner and drills him with several elbows to the side of the head. Then pulls him out of the corner and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then turns him over and JACKHAMMERS him to the mat. MAcCappington covers and gets a two count before Lucios rolls his shoulder. MacCappington pulls Lucios into a sitting position and reaches out and tags in Hardcore, Ryan steps between the ropes and nails Lucios with a dropkick to the face and covers and gets another two count. Hardcore pulls Lucios up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a kick to the gut that doubles him over and bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a scissors kick to the back of the head. Hardcore runs to the ropes and hits a spring board moonsault and covers, and gets a two count that is broken up by Phantos. Hardcore gets to his feet and nails Phantos from behind as he is leaving the ring, sending him to the outside. As Hardcore turns back around, Lucios is just getting to his feet, Hardcore charges, but runs right into a boot to the face. Hardcore staggers and Lucios grabs him and hits a pumphandle slam, driving Hardcore to the mat. Lucios tags in Phantos, and Phantos climbs the ropes and hits 360 SSP! He slams onto Hardcore driving the wind out of him, hooks the leg and gets the one two three as Lucios charges across the ring and keeps MacCappington from interfering.
WINNERS in 15:59 – and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios
After the match, MacCappington vents his frustration over their inability to beat Phantos & Lucios by hitting a GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS on the referee! Before he and Hardcore can do anymore damage, Phantos and Lucios slide back into the ring and chase them away.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
“The Main Event” makes his way to the ring first and gets hammered by boos and cat calls from the fans. Cole completely ignores the fans and makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes. The Intercontinental champion Alexander Darling is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp and hesitates for a moment as he gets cheered pretty loudly by the crowd. Do they actually like Alexander Darling, or do they just hate Chris Cole that much? Either way, Darling makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and hands the title to the referee who calls for the bell to start the match. They circle and lock up, Cole immediately goes to the eyes, then grabs Darling and throws him into the corner, but down, so his slides and his shoulder slams into the post. Cole leaves the ring and repeatedly slams Darlings arm into the ring post. The referee checks to make sure Darling is ok, and he can continue. Cole pulls Darling onto the apron and repeatedly kicks at his shoulder. Darling rolls back into the ring grabbing his shoulder, and struggles to his feet. Cole steps between the ropes and charges and catches Darling with a high knee right on the shoulder that sends him to the mat. Cole pulls Darling to his feet and hammerlocks him, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Cole falls on Darling and gets a one count, but Darling is out in plenty of time. As Darling tries to get up, Cole grabs his arm and drives him back down to the mat with a shoulderbreaker and locks him in a Fujiwara arm bar trying for the submission. Darling won’t quit and works himself to the ropes forcing the break. The referee backs Cole off and Darling gets to his feet. Cole charges in, but Darling catches him with a knee to the midsection that doubles him over, then rocks him with a European uppercut, with the good arm of course. Darling pulls Cole off the mat and runs him head first into the turnbuckle and lets Cole fall to the mat. Darling’s arm is just hanging, how much can a one armed wrestler really do? We get our answer fast enough as Darling charges into the corner and drives his knee into Cole’s face. Darling pulls Cole out of the corner and covers him, and gets a two count. Darling mounts Cole and hammers him in the face with closed fist punches drawing a warning from the referee. Finally the ref makes Darling break the hold and he and Cole both get to their feet. Cole is staggered from the repeated shots to the head and Darling grabs him and plants him with a pendulum back breaker, then heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope trying for an elbow drop to the throat, but Cole moves out of the way at the last second. Cole gets to his feet and scoops Darling up and hits the HEADLINER! Cole covers and hooks the leg, one, two, thre…..NO! Darling got his foot on the ropes! Cole doesn’t see the foot on the ropes and celebrates like he won the title. When the referee tells him about the foot, Cole rears back like he is going to pop the referee. Before he can, however, Darling grabs him from behind and rolls him up, and might have had just a bit of tights for good measure, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 16:10 – and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Alexander Darling
After the match, Cole immediately pops to his feet and screams at the referee about the pull of the tights. Alexander Darling slides out of the ring, grabs his shoulder and his IC title and heads to the back while Cole swears bloody revenge.
LD WILLIAMS vs. BLITZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Blitz comes to the ring, still a little hazy from the match earlier tonight. The OOWF world heavyweight champion LD Williams is announced and he makes his way to the ring. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and exchange a handshake. Wait, they are HEELS! This should not happen! Somewhere Kayfabe suffers her 721st stroke. They slowly circle and lock up, Williams immediately slips behind Blitz and hammers him on the back of the neck with a forearm that sends Blitz to the mat. Blitz springs back to his feet and goes after LD again, they lock up again, and once again, LD slips behind Blitz and catches him with a forearm to the back of the neck, this time Blitz doesn’t go down, instead he staggers forward a few steps and then hits a Pele kick that catches LD on top of the head! The champ goes down in a heap, and Blitz leaves the ring and waits on the apron, as LD gets to his feet, Blitz springs off the top rope and catches LD by the head and hits a perfect diamond cutter, which no doubt is irritating Davin Moreland. Blitz covers, but LD rolls his shoulder before Blitz can even get a one count. Both men get to their feet and Blitz sweeps LD’s legs sending him back to the mat. Blitz sits LD up and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head, then slams LD back to the mat and springs off the ropes and hits a rolling senton, rolls through and bounds off the ropes again, just as LD is struggling to one knee and catches him in the temple with a knee. The champion falls to the mat and Blitz covers and gets a two count. LD bails out of the ring for a moment, and inside Blitz gets a head of steam and leaps between the ropes, but LD side steps him and Blitz slams into the steel barricade. LD grabs Blits and rolls him onto the apron, then climbs up himself and hits a drop off DDT slamming Blitz’s face into the canvas. LD shoves Blitz back into the ring and locks him in an abdominal stretch, making sure to twist his neck as well as his torso, trying for the submission. Blitz struggles and yells in pain, but he will not give up. Finally he slips out of it and hip tosses LD to the mat, but Blitz drops to one knee in pain and can’t take advantage of the situation. LD gets to his feet and catches Blitz with a boot to the face that sends him back to the mat. LD drops an elbow across Blitz’s chest and covers him for a two count. Williams appears to be in complete control here. He pulls Blitz to his feet and whips him into the corner, but Blitz scales the ropes and turns on a dime and hits a missile drop kick to LD’s face that sends him across the ring. Blitz gets to his feet to face a charging LD Williams, Blitz catches LD and rolls through to a single leg crab! LD is stunned momentarily, but once the referee asks him if he wants to quit, he gives an emphatic NO! and slowly crawls to the ropes and forces the break. Blitz pulls LD to his feet and takes him over with a half nelson suplex. Blitz climbs to the top rope and hits the BLITZ FLIP! We could have a new world champion! One, two, thre…..NO! LD rolls his shoulder at the last second! Blitz can feel it though, he lets LD get to his knees then connects with the SHINER! LD is in real trouble now! Blitz pulls him to his feet and hits a corkscrew brain buster, then climbs to the top ropes again and tries a frog splash, but LD gets his knees up! Blitz crashes and burns! LD struggles to his feet using the ropes to pull himself up, Blitz is up as well and he charges at LD, LD back drops him over the top rope, and Blitz hits the floor hard. LD slides out of the ring and grabs Blitz for a whip, but then reverses it into a neckbreaker on the floor. LD rolls Blitz into the ring and covers, but he can only keep him down for a two count. LD shows a little frustration and grabs Blitz by the head and hammers him with shots to the face, the pulls him to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex, dropping Blitz right on the back of his head. LD locks Blitz in a camel clutch trying for a submission, pulling back on his neck and repeatedly crossfacing his face trying for a submission, but Blitz refuses to give up. LD finally releases the hold and jerks Blitz to his feet and tries a European uppercut, but Blitz grabs LD’s arm and takes him over for a back slide that gets him a two count! The champ is getting annoyed now. He just clocks Blitz with a straight right that sends Blitz against the ropes, then tries a whip, but Blitz reverses it. Blitz lowers his head a moment too soon and LD grabs him for a DDT, but Blitz slips out of it and grabs LD for a side Russian leg sweep, but LD reaches down and grabs Blitz’s leg and drops him to the mat. Blitz tries to spin out of it, but LD drops down on him and locks him in the STF! LD tears at Blitz trying once again for the submission, and once again, Blitz refuses to give up despite being in incredible pain. After several long minutes, Blitz makes it to the ropes and forces the break. LD gets to his feet and tries a suplex, but Blitz slips out of it and lands on his feet behind LD, before Blitz can do anything though, LD spins and catches Blitz with a knee to the gut, then DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! This one is done. LD rolls Blitz over and hooks the leg and gets the hard fought one, two, three.
WINNER in 20:18 – LD Williams
After the match the referee hands LD Williams the belt and he is about to leave the ring when he pauses. LD turns around and helps Blitz to his feet and they exchange another handshake, then the very manly quick hug of mutual respect, and Kayfabe pulls a Kurt Cobain in the back. The crowd gives the two men grudging cheers despite being members of Team Bennett.
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