[Tommy]

I know very few here care about golf; but Sergio choked AGAIN this week on the second playoff hole. Drive went into the woods, 2nd shot went into the woods on the OTHER side of the fairway, direc-a-ly behind a tree. 3rd shot short of the green, 4th shot missed the chip. Granted, this meant that Vijay ended up winning; but I have to say, Sergio choking makes me very happy.

I'm really all set with that fraud. It's like watching the Phillies on ESPN every night. All set.

[Mikey]

I love Sergio. As in, I love Sergio being a whiny little bitch. When it's all on the line, he blows the shot every time. God love golf.

[Tommy]

Aug 24, 2008 18:04:39 GMT -5 Mikey said:

I love Sergio. As in, I love Sergio being a whiny little bitch. When it's all on the line, he blows the shot every time. God love golf.

The playoff was Sergio vs. Vijay. I was wondering if they were ever going to make a putt. Luckily, it didn't come to that.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Sergio's just trying to build his case for Best Player to Never Win a Major since Phil vacated the title.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

When Tiger went down we wondered what would be the storyline for the remaining two majors. I think we ended up with 2. The first was Paddy Harrington winning back to back British and then back to back majors, 3 of the last 6 majors overall. The second was who Paddy beat. In both tournaments he came in trailing guys who are known for choking in Majors and both times they did. Thank you Greg Norman & Sergio Garcia for giving us something to talk about in the world of golf while Tiger is away.

[Tommy]

Aug 25, 2008 12:04:53 GMT -5 Outback Frito Pendejo said:

Sergio's just trying to build his case for Best Player to Never Win a Major since Phil vacated the title.

Agreed, but Phil was a different case, because you could tell if he was EVENTUALLY going to win a major. He's pulled his fair share of chokes, true; but he also had times where he would dominate tournaments and win. Plus, Phil has had times where he could putt; and he was always sick around the greens.

Sergio is a different story. Every time he's won on Tour, he's pissed away a huge lead on Sunday and has had to hang on to win. Even when he won The Players this year (which the "experts" spooged all over because it's the "fifth major") it wasn't until Paul fucking Goydos put one in the drink on 17 in the playoff where he actually won (Sergio blew a three shot lead and Goydos forced the playoff).

Bottom line, if you want to say "Sergio is the best player never to win a major", I get it. I'll debate it, but I get it. Thing is, he will NEVER win a major, ever. He can't putt, he could never putt, he will never putt, he is an awful, awful putter (something like 175th on Tour. Vijay, by comparison, is another terrible putter, but he's like 118th or something). He chokes on Sundays, and it doesn't matter who he's playing with or around. I mean, he tried to choke it away to Kevin Streelman most of the day. Streelman is a rookie who's 170th in the World.

Sergio is a choker who can't putt, and he'll never win a Major. And I will laugh every time he misses an 8-foot putt.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Plus he takes an hour to hit the damn ball which is annoying as hell.