OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (09/03) Live From Canada!
Sept 3, 2008 19:00:28 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Sept 3, 2008 19:00:28 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Burnside Harbor, Nunavut Canada
WORDS GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
Mel Creech is YOUR Referee!
Ryan and TNA start. The two charge each other and start brawling wildly, but Ryan gets the upper hand and backs TNA to the corner. Creech calls for a break, but it takes a four count to back Ryan away. Ryan makes the mistake of giving Creech a dirty look and TNA makes good his escape- hopping up to the top rope and vaulting off Ryan's back to dive for his corner. WWE tagged in, Ryan seems unfazed. WWE charges and Ryan drops him quickly with a drop toe hold. WWE is momentarily stunned, allowing Ryan to stomp WWE a few times and kick him in the ribs to flip him over. Ryan poses and puts one foot on WWE, but only gets a one count. Ryan helps WWE to his feet and slings him to a corner, then charges in with a shoulder block. Once, twice, WWE finally gets a fist down on Ryan's back to get him to stop. Ryan staggers back, holding the back of his head, then tags in MacCappington! WWE flees for the opposite corner and tags in TNA. MacCappington strides to the center of the ring and gestures for TNA to attack. TNA hops up on the top rope and springboards toward MacCappington, who catches him readily. Caps then puts TNA on his shoulders and Samoan drops him (diss diss diss). He follows quickly with a leg drop and a cover, which surprisingly only gets two. MacCappington then hauls TNA to his feet and slings him across the ring, catching him on the rebound for a Gorilla press slam. WWE charges Caps and gets the same treatment - RIGHT ON TOP OF TNA! Caps notes the mess, nods to Ryan and heads for a corner. Ryan climbs his corner and while Caps poses, Ryan splashes the prone CTC. He rolls clear JUST as MacCappington splatters them for good with the SPIRIT OF PACIFIC HEIGHTS! This one is over!
WINNERS in 5:12 – Worlds Greatest Fag Team
ERIC O’MAC vs. OUTBACK JACK
Fans we're going LIVE to our cameras in the back, where we're getting reports of some kind of disturbance...
The ninja cameraman is JOGGING~! through the halls of the Nunavut National Civic Memorial Convention Armory, trying to focus on the door of the mobile DESTROYITARIUM when the body of OUTBACK JACK explodes through the door, slamming into the opposite wall. ERIC O'MAC steps through the door frame, an evil grin of his face.
Eric O'Mac: Another has-been? ANOTHER HAS-BEEN?!?!?
Outback is using the wall to pull himself up to his feet, when O'Mac charges across the hallway, blasting Jack with a running knee to the head before pulling him up by the head, paintbrushing him as he does so. O'Mac slaps a quick side headlock on the big Aussie, dragging him down the hall to the catering table.
Eric O'Mac: You hungry, Jack? You should be sure to have a good meal...You're getting a TITLE SHOT tonight!
O'Mac slams Jack's head into the table repeatedly, sending food flying in all directions. Off in the distance, you can hear the pained screams of Davin Moreland and D.H. Magnusson. When O'Mac pulls Jack's head up, it's hard to tell the marinara sauce from the fresh blood.
Eric O'Mac: Need something to wash that down with? C'mon, Jack!
O'Mac sends Jack's face towards the coffee carafes, but Jack pulls up short and reverses the throw, sending O'Mac into the twin coffee makers. O'Mac HOWLS in pain as the scalding hot coffee drenches his face, grabbing at his eyes as Jack slams one of the overturned coffeemakers down on his head.
Outback Jack: Don't you EVER threaten me with coffee, mate - some things aren't funny!
Jack takes his turn ramming O'Mac's face into the edge of the catering table, before grabbing a handful of hair and dragging out to the ENTRANCE RAMP, to the approving roar of the crowd. Eric throws a few feeble punches at Jack's midsection as Jack drags him down the ramp, but the Big Aussie responds with a THUNDEROUS DDT on the ramp! Back to his feet, Jack rips the PHWF World Title from the waist of the bloodied O'Mac and shoves it at the incoming referee before pulling O'Mac back up to his feet and dragging him towards the ring.
Jack makes his way to the bottom of the ramp, O'Mac in tow and it looks like this one is about to get officially under w- NO! From the headlock O'Mac lifts the big Aussie the a side pickup, a mid-air turn, and O'Mac POWERBOMBS Outback Jack on the base of the ramp! Both men are down, both men are bloodied...Hell, both men might be dead!
After several long moments, O'Mac stirs, painfully hauls himself to his feet and rolls the lifeless body of Outback into the ring. A shocked Sterling Glaw calls for the bell half-heartedly as O'Mac drops over Outback Jack, and this one is going to be over just as soon as it's officially started.
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NO~! Outback Jack rolls the shoulder at 2.99999, and O'Mac is livid! Front mount, and he's raining blows down of the head and face of Jack, before trying to choke the life out of him! Glaw reaches 4 in his count before Eric breaks the choke, moving instead to a trifecta of brutal knee drops to the forehead of Outback Jack! Quick cover...
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Outback again rolls the shoulder!
O'Mac looks incensed as he hauls Jack to a vertical base, and begins yelling to the timekeeper about his belt before loading Jack into position for the SMACKDOWN...But Jack begins firing elbows into the the side of Eric's head, and countering with the STROKE~!
Outback Jack is FIRED UP~ as he gets to his feet, laying the boots to O'Mac! Pickup, hard whip in the ropes, spine buster! Jack quick to his feet, hops onto the second turnbuckle and delivers a Hart Elbow! Pickup, whip into the turnbuckle, and Jack DESTROYS Eric O'Mac with a charging elbow! O'Mac falls to the mat in a heap, and Outback Jack pounces on him locking in the CROC HUNTER! But he's in the ropes! Glaw sees it and immediately points it out to Jack, who picks up O'Mac, throws a knee into his midsection and looks to the crowd signaling for the BOOMERANG! The big Aussie hits the nearside ropes, bounces off the far side ropes, and gets nothing but an armful of air as O'Mac drops to knee! Jack's momentum carries him back into the ropes, and as he comes back off O'Mac launches from the kneeling position with a battering ram head butt to the groin! Jack crumples to the mat and Eric grabs his legs, flipping over with a natural bridge!
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O'Mac has a hold of the ropes, but Glaw is out of position!
3!
Eric O'Mac has stolen another win!
WINNER via PINFALL in 6:01 (Official) ERIC O'MAC
STANK vs. CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
The crowd is hesitant about this one; on paper it should be a bloodbath, but Stank and Moose have been putting on Steamboat/Flair clinics of late, so they’ve brought their garbage to throw just in case. “Scarecrow” by Ministry fires up and Moosehead Jack makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face, ignoring the fans and their boos. He nods to Senior Referee Mel Creech before slumping in the corner. “Skin” by Nonpoint starts up next and Stank comes out complete with pyro and a bunch of cheers. He slaps hands with fans on the way to the ring, but appears to be hiding a limp; courtesy of Davin Moreland at Judgment Eve III. He’s actually getting even louder cheers than usual, probably because of that. “With Jupiter in Mind” by Joe Satriani finally comes over the PA, and Concrete Takaken Gryfon appears as the top of the ramp with full pyro and to his usual huge ovation. As usual, Crete takes plenty of time with the fans before rolling into the ring. Creech decides to put an end to the festivities and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
IMMEDIATELY at the bell Stank attacks Crete before he can even get his cape off. Solid Haymaker Right Hands are connecting repeatedly to Crete’s grill. Stank even uses the cape to try to choke out Crete, which Stank uses the entire (slow) five count to do. Stank tosses the cape into the crowd and pulls Crete up…ONE Power bomb…TWO power bombs…STANKBOMB! Crete might be dead! The camera cuts to Moose, still slumped in the corner, mock-clapping the action. Stank poses for the crowd who responds with a huge pop. Stank picks up a woozy Crete again…STANK-U! That might be it! Stank poses again, and before he can cover, out of NOWHERE Moose comes lumbering out of the corner and clips Stank in the back of the knee, and that gets a whole lot of boos. Stank tries to get back up and Moose DRILLS him with another Chop Block. Stank gets up again, and Moose AGAIN DRILLS him with a vicious Chop Block and Stank screams in pain. Moose hits a couple of elbow drops right on the bad knee. Moose pulls Stank up, and he can only stand on one leg. Moose DRAGON SCREWS the bad leg, and that might do it for Stank. Moose covers, 1, 2…
Crete hits the classic double axe handle to break the count, and now it’s CRETE’S turn to get involved. Crete starts PEPPERING Moose with lefts and rights, and even throws in a HEROES TAUNT for good measure. Crete pulls up Moose and hits a SICK Neck breaker.
Russ: High-Impact Move from Crete!
Crete covers, and that gets 2. Crete pulls Moose to his feet and hits a SNAP MARE TAKEOVER followed by a BIG KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Moose is WOOZY! Crete pulls Moose up again and places him on the top turnbuckle. Crete isn’t going in front, but gets behind Moose…What is he doing? Crete locks in a waist lock.
Russ: Oh, BAH GAWD DON’T DO IT!
RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR! (Actually, Moose ate some barrier on that one). The crowd rightly begins a “Holy Shit!” chant. Holy Shit indeed. Moose is busted WAHDE open as a result of how he hit the barrier, and Crete’s in rough shape too. But, Crete is able to get to his knees, and crawls under the ring. He comes out with a table, a trash can, and a baseball bat. Moose starts to stir, so Crete hustles over and VAN DAMINATES THE TRASH CAN in Moose’s grill. Ow, that thing’s got a HUGE dent. Crete pulls up Moose again, and pulls him near the table. He’s looking for the CEMENT MIXER, and through the table! He lifts Moose up and HITS THE CEMENT MIXER THROUGH THE TABLE! Well, kinda, because as Crete was putting Moose through the table, Stank hit a SUICIDE PLANCHA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Russ: OH, MY SWEET, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, I THINK HE KILLED THEM, BAH GAWD, HE MUST BE DEAD, LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE!
Suzyn Waldman: OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS…I’VE EVAH SEEN…
The crowd is “HOLY SHIT”-ing all over themselves, and Mel Creech’s eyes bug out when he looks at the carnage. He decides he should probably start counting; so since all three wrestlers have been out for about 20 seconds; Creech counts “1”.
Crete is up first at “3” (30 seconds or so later), and Stank is up immediately after. They’re a bit separated, so they slowly walk toward each other, with Crete apparently declaring his innocence. Stank gets in Crete’s general vicinity, and Moose pops up immediately out of nowhere. Almost on instinct, Moose hits the HEARTPUNCH which Crete IMMEDIATELY combos into a TIGER DRIVER~! The crowd (well some of them) pop for the Crete and Moosey moment. That’s short-lived however, as Moose’s smile turns into a smirk, and Crete surprised look turns into a scowl. Then, they two bloody competitors just start WHALING on each other in HOCKEY FIGHT FASHION (repeated haymaker right hands by both people). Both noses get busted in the exchange, and finally, Moose gets the better of the exchange and knocks Crete to the floor; right by the conveniently Baseball Bat.
Crete comes up FIRING with the Baseball Bat, but Moose saw it coming and ducks, and Crete never sees Stank charging at Moose, and CRACKS STANK IN THE HEAD WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! Crete immediately drops the bat screaming “NO!” and goes to check on Stank. Moose gathers himself, literally laughing out loud, and grabs the discarded baseball bat. CRACK~! Moose SHATTERS the bat on the back of Crete’s skull. Moose is laughing uncontrollably as he rolls Stank into the ring for the academic 3-count.
WINNER in 18:49 by PINFALL…MOOSEHEAD JACK
TYTAN vs. TYSON KINCAID vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – Winner Gets an Onslaught Title Shot Next Week
Tyson Kincaid enters the ring first, looking distracted. He is followed by Firewoman, who warms up in her corner. Seamus McNasty is out next, and immediately gets in Tyson's face. They are about to come to blows when Tytan's music hits. Tytan sprints down the aisle and slides right into the ring. Tyson and Seamus turn to attack Tytan, but get leveled by a double clothesline. Tytan turns toward Firewoman, but Seamus and Tyson each chop block a leg, driving him to the mat. Tyson rolls to the outside and Firewoman steps onto the apron so referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell.
Seamus continues the attack on Tytan, stomping away before mounting him and raining down punches. He pulls Tytan to his feet and slings him to the ropes. Tytan ducks a clothesline attempt and comes off the opposite ropes with a flying clothesline that level Seamus. Tytan rolls to his feet and goes back to the ropes, driving a knee into Seamus’ throat. He rolls Seamus over and locks on a Crippler Cross face. He cinches it in, but Seamus refuses to tap. Tyson comes in and kicks Tytan in the head, causing him to release the hold. Tytan gets to his feet and lunges at Tyson, who sidesteps and drops to the mat to avoid Firewoman, who levels Tytan with a springboard dropkick. As Hightower steps in and sends Tyson and Firewoman out of the ring, Tytan gets to his feet and gets speared into the corner by Seamus. Seamus delivers a series of punches, then whips Tytan into Tyson’s corner, following him in with a brutal clothesline and making the tag. Tyson springboards off the top rope into a DDT on Tytan, floating over and hooking the leg. Tytan kicks out with authority at two. Tyson goes to the ropes as Tytan gets up and staggers him with a dropkick. He tries for a bulldog, but Tytan reverses into a sidewalk slam. Tytan pulls Tyson to his feet and plants him with a delayed vertical suplex. Tytan hits the ropes, but Firewoman slaps him across the back, tagging herself in. Tytan turns to attack her, but Tyson catches him from behind with a dropkick and Firewoman pulls the top rope down, sending Tytan out to the floor. Firewoman enters the ring and motions for a lockup. Tyson hesitates before locking up, and almost immediately pulls free and backs away. Firewoman taunts him into trying it again, and again Tyson pulls away. Firewoman is livid and gets in Tyson's face, finally rearing back and slapping the taste out of his mouth. Tyson glares and Firewoman smirks. They lock up a third time and Tyson snaps her over with an arm drag, then goes to the corner and tags in Seamus.
Seamus, shaking his head, strides across the ring and grabs Firewoman in a headlock. She tries twice to shoot him off, to no affect. Seamus takes her to the mat and maintains the headlock. Firewoman struggles, and manages to get her legs under her and roll Seamus onto his shoulders for a one count, forcing him to break the hold. Seamus rolls to his feet and eats a kick to the face, then Firewoman kicks him rather low and spikes him with a DDT. She covers, but rolls off at one as Tytan comes in with a diving elbow that hits Seamus. Firewoman rolls to her feet and attacks Tytan as he gets up, but Tytan bats aside her punches and scoops her up for the Corporate Fallout. Before he can drop her Tyson is in with a spear and Firewoman shifts her weight, coming down behind Tytan and dragging him into a Backstabber. Tyson rolls to his feet and Seamus hits him with a clothesline, sending him over the ropes to the floor. Seamus turns around and Fire levels him with a super kick. She covers, but Hightower is busy getting Tytan out of the ring. She storms over to argue, which give Tytan the opportunity to step onto the apron and tag himself into the match. Tytan stalks over to Seamus and pulls him off the mat, driving him into the corner with punches. He Irish whips Seamus, putting on the brakes and driving him back into the corner, then backs up a few steps and avalanches him. Seamus stumbles out of the corner and Tytan plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tytan hooks the leg, but Seamus kicks out just before the three. Tytan pulls Seamus to his feet and Seamus catches him with a shot to the midsection. Seamus staggers him with a few brutal right hands, then picks Tytan up and drives him into the corner, reaching out to tag Tyson. Tyson and Seamus attack Tytan in the corner, then whip him to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. Hightower orders Seamus out and Tyson covers, but Tytan throws him off at one. Tytan brushes aside Tyson's punches and kicks and picks Tyson up in a two handed choke and drives him to the mat. He is about to cover, but both Seamus and Firewoman enter the ring. Tytan lunges at Firewoman, who dives forward and rolls past him, kicking out his knee on the way by. Tytan staggers, and Seamus levels him with a big boot. Seamus batters Tytan as Fire makes a cover on Tyson, who throws her off. Firewoman rolls out to the apron as Tyson gets to his feet. Springboard bulldog! Fire rolls to her feet and grabs Tyson's arms – Curb stomp! Fire looks around and sees Tytan and Seamus slugging it out against the ropes. She hits the ropes and nails the big men with a dropkick, sending them over the ropes to the outside. Firewoman jumps to the top rope – BFE to Tyson! Fire hooks the leg and Hightower slides into place to count the three.
WINNER, in 18:26, Firewoman.
SPIN HANSEN vs. CHRIS COLE vs. POE vs. DAMON WRATHE – Winner Gets an Intercontinental Title Shot at the PPV
Four way brawl starts us off, with Damon and Cole pairing off outside the ring as Spin and Poe throw haymakers inside. Spin pounds Poe back to a corner, but gets blindsided by Cole. Cole and Poe team up to put the boots to Spin, but Damon's in and takes them both out with a double clothesline. Damon tosses Spin to the floor for good measure, then measures Poe with a big knee lift. Power slam for Cole gets two, and Spin's back in with some words for Damon. Spin drills Cole with a right hand... and Damon hits him with a harder one. Spin and Damon take turns upping the ante on Cole until CC does a Flair Flop in the corner. Damon and Spin turn to each other and have more words, but simultaneously turn and deck Poe as he climbs back in. NOW Spin and Damon have it out, neither man getting the upper hand until Cole clips Spin's knee. Damon pounds on Cole, but Poe's over and breaks that up. Poe backdrops Damon to the floor and goes back to work on Spin. But Cole sneaks up from behind and rolls him up for a quick two count. Poe's not happy with that, but Cole goes to the eyes to stay a step ahead. CC bails to the floor to beat on Damon, and that allows Spin to line up Poe for the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, but Poe ducks it and gives him a spine buster instead. That gets two. Damon sends Cole into the crowd to turn the tide on the floor, then rolls in and takes down Poe. Spin takes both of THEM out with a Texas-sized dropkick, then slingshots over the top onto everyone for good measure. Spin is the first one up as the referee starts a count, and Cole nails him with a low blow. Damon's up, but Poe grabs him and pulls him to the post. Cole grabs Spin and wants the HEADLINER ON THE FLOOR~! But Poe drills Cole right in the face with a big boot, and Spin lands on top of CC! Poe rolls into the ring as the ref reaches seven. Eight... nine... but Damon's back in just before the ten count. Poe stomps on him, but Damon counters a hotshot attempt with a DDT. One, two, but Spin pulls Damon off from the floor. Spin climbs the apron and he and Damon have it out again, but Poe nails Damon from behind with a shoulder block, sending Spin flailing back onto CC on the floor. And Poe gets a schoolboy rollup on Damon for the THREE COUNT!
WINNER in 13:04: POE
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNY – OOWF Campeonas De Trios Title Match
Insane Homeless Bunny comes to the ring, no raps this time though as they appear to be all business. The champions are announced next and they come to the top of the ramp and hold their titles up, mocking the challengers. The start down the ramp and stop about halfway, and SYB motions to the back. What the…..it’s FEZZIK! The monstrous man makes his way out from behind the curtain and takes his spot behind the champs as they make it to the ring. The four men make it to ringside and take their sweet time getting into the ring. Finally the challenges have had enough. Bunny and Justin get running starts like they are going to dive between the ropes, but then they pull up and do that nifty swing-back-into-the-ring move. On the outside, the champs duck for cover, when they stand up and realize that they didn’t leap, they turn back to the ring, just in time to see Carl From Fresno get a running start and leap over the top rope! Carl takes all three out, Fezzik scurries away before he can get taken out. Carl gets to his feet and steps aside, Fezzik comes back and helps his teammates up, as SYB and Skurge get to their feet, Bunny and Sane leap over the top rope and catch them with PERFECT hurracaanas, snapping them over to the floor. The champions look completely unraveled and slide INTO the ring to escape the onslaught. The challengers climb back into the ring as well and SYB marches up to all three of them, threatening their lives and families. The three stand there with a somewhat bemused look on his face, SYB suddenly realizes that his teammates are waiting for him on the apron. Sane catches SYB with a drop kick to the back of the head that sends him to the ropes. On the rebound, Carl catches SYB and lifts him onto his shoulders for a death valley driver, and DRIVES SYB to the mat. Carl covers, but The Amnesiac charges into the ring and breaks up the pin. Carl pulls SYB off the mat and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. SYB leaps over Carl’s back and hits the ropes, Skurge makes the blind tag into the match. Carl grabs SYB on the rebound and presses him above his head, but Skurge runs in and clips his knee, sending SYB and Carl to the mat. Skurge pulls Carl to his feet, then backs him into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops. Carl fights back with a forearm to the side of the head staggering Skurge back into the center of the ring. Carl reaches out and tags in Justin Sane, but Skurge regains his composure and catches Sane with a drop kick as he comes to the middle of the ring. Skurge tags in The Amnesiac, and he comes in and grabs Sane, but Justin rakes the eyes, then grabs The Amnesiac’s head and charges into the corner for the Acid Drop, but The Amnesiac lifts him and throws him over the ropes, right at Fezzik! Fezzik catches Sane and sets him on the mat. Sane turns around and challenges Fezzik, so Fezzik grabs his head and SLAMS him in the face with a head but! Justin Sane is dead. Fezzik rolls him back into the ring and The Amnesiac falls across him and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 10:09 – IHOP & The Amnesiac
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ZK DEBEERS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Apocalyptic Existence and ZK DeBeers make their way to the ring and wait for the match to start. The OOWF Onslaught champion, Attitude Adjuster, comes out to the top of the ramp and the crowd immediately breaks into a HE’S THE DAD-DY chant. AA looks quite irritated about this and just stands there for a few minutes why the fans chant and laugh. AA slings the title over his shoulder and raises the mic to his mouth to speak, but the fans chant gets even louder. Finally after several more seconds AA speaks:
All of you have your fun now. I am sure all of you think this is one great big joke. Well I have news for all of you, and especially YOU Firewoman, I will have the last laugh in all of this. You will ALL see! Now, speaking of laughs, this Onslaught title match tonight, you’re kidding me, right? Apocalyptic Existence and ZK DeBeers. Look, I am going to say it right now, neither of you, hell both of you COMBINED haven’t done enough in your careers to be in the same ring with me. So, this is how it is going to work. The two of you are going to wrestle. I am going to sit at ringside. Whoever wins the match between you two, then I might consider giving you the chance of a lifetime. Referee ring the damn bell.
Attitude Adjuster storms down to ring side and opens a chair and takes a seat. Inside the ring, DeBeers tries to attack from behind, but Apocalyptic Existence side steps him and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the face. AE whips DeBeers across the ring and charges and KILLS DeBeers in the corner with a clothesline. As DeBeers staggers out, AE bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a big clothesline. AE covers and gets a two count. AE Pulls DeBeers up, but DeBeers catches him with a jaw breaker, then drops a knee across his chest. DeBeers pulls AE to his feet and DRIVES him to the mat with a reverse DDT. DeBeers floats over and covers, one, two, WHAM! Attitude Adjuster is in the ring holding a steel chair! He brings it down again across DeBeers back, then kicks him off of Apocalyptic Existence. AE is quickly to his feet, and catches a chair right between the eyes! AE goes down as well! AA takes the next few minutes to administer a BRUTAL beating on both men, leaving them bloody and beaten in the middle of the ring. AA drags them both to the center of the ring and covers them both and gets a dual three count.
WINNER in 6:29 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Attitude Adjuster
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DEAD & BLITZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Dead and Blitz head to the ring first to the sounds of Smashing Pumpkins' "Doomsday Clock." The Dead and Blitz mill around in their corner for a moment until “God Bless Texas” fires up and the crowd goes bananas as Phantos & Lucios stroll to ringside. Phantos pauses to high-five the fans along the way, Lucios heads straight into the ring. The Champions remove the belts from their waists and hand them to the official. The Dead and Blitz attack immediately, Blitz spearing Phantos out of the ring and The Dead hits the Close The Casket on Lucios from behind. The bell rings and The Dead covers Lucios. 1…2…NO! Lucios is barely able to get his shoulder up in time.
Russ: Bah Gawd, We nearly had new champions there!!
The Dead pulls Lucios to his feet and connects with a couple of vicious European uppercuts. Irish Whip for a clothesline. Lucios gets to his feet and gets NAILED with a stiff kick. The Dead scoops Lucios up and hits a Michinoku Driver. A Tag to Blitz, who slingshots in and lands an elbow. Cover nets a 2 count. Blitz pops up and arm drags Lucios across the ring. Lucios reverses an arm bar into a hammerlock and tags in Phantos.
Phantos leaps in the ring and starts pounding on Blitz. Elbows, chop-Wooos and finally a knee to the gut have Blitz slumped in the corner. Phantos does the Jeff Hardy Memorial Turnbuckle Handstand Momentum Kick. He drags Blitz away from the corner and tries a springboard twisting moonsault. Blitz rolls away and avoids the contact. He drops an elbow on Phantos and then a DDT. Tag to The Dead. Double backdrop and Phantos gets some serious hang time before he hits the mat. The Dead delivers a snap German suplex and Phantos rolls into a corner. The Dead pounces, delivering a Jeff Hardy Memorial Turnbuckle Handstand Momentum Kick of his own. He drags Phantos out to the middle of the ring. Rolling Thunder! Northern Lights Suplex for a 2 count. Phantos bridges out and gets low-blowed. The Dead attempts a power bomb, but as we all know, You Can’t Power bomb Phantos! Phantos delivers the face plant and crawls over to Lucios. Tag to the big man and he charges in, shoulder tackling The Dead through the ropes. Blitz runs in and eats a big boot. Lucios hoists Blitz up and Border Tosses him OVER the ropes and onto his partner. The crowd fires up big time and Lucios stands there in “Bring it on” stance, waiting for someone to get in the ring.
Phantos drops down and pulls The Dead to his feet and rolls him in the ring. Lucios begins to take The Dead to Suplex school. High Delay Vertical. Gordbuster. Slingshot. And finishes it up with a brain buster. Blitz gets to his feet and tries to tag in. Lucios whips The Dead into the corner hard and gestures to Blitz ‘tag him’ Blitz does so gingerly and circles Lucios. Locks up with Blitz and hurls him to the mat. The crowd roars in approval and Lucios beckons Blitz to get to his feet. Lucios grabs Blitz and pulls him to his feet. Gorilla Press Slam! Tag to Phantos who vaults to the top rope, and flies off with the Suicide Leg Drop! Cover for 1…2… And The Dead drags Phantos off his partner. Lucios charges in and all Hell breaks loose!
The four men brawl in the ring. Lucios grabs The Dead from behind and tosses him out of the ring. He hoists Blitz on his shoulders and it’s Dropkick Device Time! Phantos soars off the top as The Dead hits the ring and CLOSES THE CASKET on Lucios from behind. Phantos catches air and lands hard. Blitz covers Lucios for a 2 count, but Phantos is able to pull Lucios’ leg onto the rope. The Dead dropkicks Phantos to the floor and follows up behind him. Blitz drags Lucios to the corner and sets him up for the Blitz Flip! NOBODY HOME! And Lucios rolls away. He pops up, sees The Dead and Phantos on the floor and hits the ropes, soaring over the top rope and landing on The Dead. They both crash into the Micronesian Announce Table. Phantos turns around and catches Blitz in mid-air, then rams his back into the ring post. Phantos in the ring, and he drags Blitz to his feet. Standing Dropkick! As Blitz gets back up, a Second Dropkick! Blitz isn’t even to his feet yet when Phantos hits the ropes and Baseball Slide Dropkicks him. Lucios in the ring and tags in. The double whip Blitz into the Ropes. DOUBLE DROPKICK! Lucios covers and this one is over.1…2…3.
WINNERS, in 14:28; Phantos & Lucios!
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
It’s title match time here as the Intercontinental Title match is going to be decided between members of Team Rick here. The challenger is a member of Drink & Destroy while the champion is aligned with Run DEA. But in recent weeks, D.H. Magnusson and Alexander Darling have been working together especially where it involved Firewoman and her condition. But both men are focused athletes and this match could turn into a classic or it could turn into something else entirely depending on how they handle themselves.
Arcade’s “Calm Before The Storm” starts to play and the challenger, D.H. Magnusson steps out from the back first like all good challengers should do and slaps some hands as he makes his way down and into the ring. He tests the ring ropes out as “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system before the long entrance of “Prelude 12/21” followed by “Princes of the Universe” plays. There are three very noticeable things with regards to Alexander’s entrance. First, he has come out alone for this title defense; secondly, his fan favorite status has carried over to North America where he is getting as good a reaction as Magnusson; and finally, there is a noticeable lean in Darling’s walk as it’s quite obvious he is favoring his right shoulder a great deal.
Alexander does get into the ring and he takes off his Intercontinental Championship belt and hands it off to Davis Hightower. Magnusson and Darling quickly slap hands as Hightower calls for the bell and we’re underway when Alex and DH lock-up with a collar-and-elbow. The two combatants spin round-and-round until Darling pushes Magnusson to the corner and Hightower calls for a break and shockingly gets a clean one from AD.
The match turns into a mat exhibition as DHM and AD go hold for hold and counter for counter and then counters on top of that. There were a few points where DH almost was able to grab a hold of a move that would work on Darling’s shoulder but Alexander was really defensive about it and kept wriggling into different positions to keep it far away from Magnusson. But this finally backfires on Alexander as Magnusson changes strategy and takes what Darling is giving him and he’s able to hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Magnusson is keeping Darling grounded at this point with a variety of punches and tosses and he’s really got AD reeling. Darling backs into the corner to try and catch his breath as DHM stalks him. Hightower tries to keep DH away and he looks down at Darling and just shrugs before he starts tearing away with some boots right to Darling’s face. Alexander tries to cover himself up and he’s finally able to get enough room and he’s able to slide to the outside. He starts to take a walk around the ring as Hightower begins a count.
The count is broken rather quickly as Magnusson heads to the outside to follow Darling and finally Alexander realizes he’s being stalked and he turns around just in time to see a charging DH and he’s able to get his head down just in time and AD is able to toss DH in a picture perfect back body drop that actually lands Magnusson into the second row and he scatters the fans.
Alexander finally seems to realize that this is a lot more serious than he thought and he looks around as he hears the fans start a “Holy Shit” chant. Darling seems to take it in and we see him mouth the words, “You wanna see something worth a holy shit…” Darling hops back into the ring and he climbs the turnbuckle closest to DH who is just starting to stir on the outside. AD is on the top turnbuckle and he takes a deep breath just as DHM gets back to his feet and Darling dives…
SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE 2ND ROW…
Now there is your “Holy Shit” chant.
Both guys finally begin to get up after a minute or two and it looks like Darling is up first and he’s trying to drag DHM back towards the ring but as they get to the barricade DH is starting to fight back and they are brawling and trading punches until DH is able to duck under one and toss AD back over the barricade into the ringside area. Darling lands on his right shoulder and he screams in pain. A scream so loud it echoes through the entire igloo. Magnusson looks concerned, but he isn’t sure what to do as he tries to pick Alexander up and get him into the ring. Darling is crawling away and kicking at DH to keep him away when Samantha Darling and Davin Moreland rush out from the back to check on Alexander.
Hightower is trying to decide what to do and he yells down to Alex that he’s thinking of ending the match.
”Over my fucking dead body Hightower. Mags, you don’t want the belt this way…I know you don’t. Gimme 30 seconds, please.”
D.H. seems to be weighing the options and he eyes Alexander, he eyes Davin, and then he eyes the Intercontinental Championship Belt before he turns to Alex and nods.
”Do it Davin.”
Sam seems really concerned and looks like she’s about to say something as Davin looks between the siblings as they start whispering to one another.
”I’m not going out like this Sam. You know you can help with the pain later. You know this is nothing compared to some of what we’ve been through.”
Sam sighs and nods and now it seems like Davin is hesitating for a second before Sam yells at him, “Just do it.”
Samantha grabs Alexander from behind as Davin takes a good grasp of his right arm and pulls as hard as he can. The scream inside this very acoustic friendly igloo is deafening and we can see quite a few people cringe. Samantha helps Alexander to his feet and she says she’s going to stay ringside for the rest of the match as Davin heads back again and Alexander gets into the ring. Davis Hightower looks to D.H. Magnusson who nods and we’re back underway here.
Alexander rotates his shoulder a few times as he scrambles around the ring trying to avoid Magnusson. Finally they lock up again and once again they wind up in the corner with Alexander going for a clean break but DH reverses position and starts lighting up Alexander with knife hand chops. AD seems to be taking them as best he can and finally he blocks a few and hits a low-bridge dropkick taking out DH at the knee.
Alexander finally grabs the advantage in the ring as he drags DHM up to his feet by that same leg he dropkicked and Dragon Screw Leg whip takes DH down to the mat. AD starts using the Flair-based offense as he goes after DH’s knee, in a clean way, though. Alexander has DH hobbling as he looks to lock in the DARLING MONEY CLIP, but DH fights it off and SMALL PACKAGE…
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Kick out.
Both men back to their feet and Darling charges but DH slides out of the way and grabs Alexander in a BACKSLIDE…
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Another kick out.
That’s two close pins by Magnusson and again both men back to their feet as DH is trying to shake his leg to get feeling back and Darling charges once again. And once again DHM gets out of the way and this time he grabs Darling…JERSEY HAMMER. Darling drops like a ton of bricks and Magnusson is on top…
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2 and ¾…kick out.
Darling is in trouble as Magnusson has all the momentum right now and he picks AD up and it looks like he’s trying for step 1 of Dream Street as he’s fighting Alex into position for the Side Russian Leg sweep but Darling fights it off and he hits the “Here It Is” Driver and goes for a pin of his own…
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Kick out.
Both men quickly struggle to their feet and are slugging it out once again before Darling sends DH to the ropes and tries to follow him in for a quick knee but it looks like DH had the same idea and their knees crack against one another. That had to do more damage to DHM since Darling had been working the knee. Alexander gets to his feet first and he drags Magnusson up and he moves DH around and he uses every ounce of strength in his shoulder to pick DHM up into a suplex position and BRAINBUSTAAAA…
Darling makes the cover…
1…DHM gets his leg on the rope
2…Samantha pushes it off
NO…Darling picks DH up and looks down at his sister and shakes his head no.
The Darling siblings seem to be having a bit of miscommunication and it’s obvious that Alexander doesn’t want to win that way but this discussion has allowed Magnusson to recover and he walks up behind Darling…
SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP…
D.H. Magnusson is going for DREAM STREET and he is halfway there…
He goes to lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but Darling is fighting it and fighting it hard. Finally Darling is able to fight away from the Dragon Sleeper and he reverses Magnusson into position and he picks him up on his shoulders and we can hear him grunt in pain, but he struggles through and locks DHM’s arm around his throat…
DARLING DRIVER in the center of the ring…
That’s all she wrote.
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3.
WINNER in 25:57 and STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…
ALEXANDER DARLING.
<We cut to the back where we see Phantos and Lucios discussing their match, when an OOWF courier comes up to them>
Courier: Uh, Mr. Phantos, Mr. Lucios?
Lucios: <looking a little annoyed at being interrupted) WHAT?
Courier: Uh…..I am supposed to tell you that there are members of the Nunavut Make a Wish Foundation out back, there are two dying Eskimo children out there that would like to meet you.
Lucios:<sighing> Fine, let’s go
<Phantos and Lucios head down the halls, and the invisible Ninja Camera man follows them out the door where they stop and look around, seeing no one. Just before the doors close, we see several men dressed in black swoop in and attack>
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Davin Moreland makes his way to the ring first, and is greeted by deafening boos. At first he looks a little annoyed by it, then he gets a strange amused look on his face. After his actions at the pay per view, and the fact that he is facing Canada’s own LD Williams, it seems like this would be par for the course. Davin steps between the ropes and bounces off the ropes a few times while the champion is announced. LD comes to the top of the ramp and the roof nearly comes off the arena. LD stands and basks in the glory for a moment, acknowledging the crowd and such. He makes his way to the ring and steps through the ropes and holds the title high in the air, and once again, the ovation he gets is deafening. The referee takes the title and the two men meet in the center of the ring. The bell rings but neither man moves. As the stare down gets longer and longer the fans start chanting louder and louder. Finally the two start to circle and Davin, being the more powerful of the two pushes LD back into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and gets it, but not before Davin picks LD up and sets him on the top rope. LD is clearly annoyed by this. Davin walks back to the middle of the ring, LD leaps off the turnbuckle and charges to the middle and rattles Davin’s teeth with an open hand slap across the face. Davin slowly straightens himself up and looks at LD while he is rubbing his cheek and lets out a little laugh, then takes a mighty swing at LD, but Williams ducks and catches Davin with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes. On the rebound LD catches Davin with a hip toss, then connects with a dropkick to the back of his head as he sits up. Moreland gets to his feet and falls back into the corner. Williams charges in and catches Davin in the corner with a clothesline. Davin starts to fall, but LD picks him up and sets him on the top, then climbs up himself. Williams grabs Davin and takes him over with a superplex. LD floats over and covers, but he can only get a one count. Williams pulls Davin to his feet and grabs a side head lock, but Moreland quickly reverses that to a belly to back suplex, dropping the champ right on the back of his head. Davin gets to his feet first and keeps Williams on the mat with a boot right to the jaw. Davin pulls LD off the mat and scoops him up and hangs him in the corner with the tree of woe, then slips out of the ring and grabs Williams’ head and pulls back, trying to snap LD in half. Williams will not give up, and by the time the referee gets to nine, Davin breaks the hold and slides back into the ring. Moreland gets a running start and nails Williams in the face with a sky high drop kick. Davin frees LD from the tree and covers, but LD rolls his shoulder at two. Davin pulls Williams to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and follows him, as Williams rebounds off the ropes, Davin KILLS him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Moreland follows Davin to the outside and scoops him up and plants him on the floor, then climbs onto the apron and springs off the bottom rope and hits a PERFECT moonsault onto LD on the outside! The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT chant as Davin pulls LD off the floor and rolls him back into the ring. Davin climbs to the second rope and leaps, driving his elbow into LD’s throat, then covers, hooking the leg hard, but LD kicks out before the three count. Davin keeps Williams on the mat and stretches his arm out and repeatedly drives his knee into LD’s arm. LD works to his feet and Moreland drops him to his knees with an arm wringer, then reverses that into a hammerlock into a chicken wing! Will LD quit? The referee asks him repeatedly, but he will not quit. Davin pulls him to his feet and grabs the other arm and now it’s a FLYING DOUBLE CHICKEN WING! LD is in serious trouble now! The referee looks like he is about to call for the bell when Davin gets just a little too close to the ropes and LD is able to push off the rope, sending both men to the mat. Williams slides under the bottom rope and kneels on the floor trying to get the feeling back in his arms. When he gets to his feet Davin charges across the ring and tries a baseball slide, but LD catches his legs as he slides, and spins Davin head first into the guard rail! Davin’s head thunks off the steel and echoes across the arena. His eyes roll back in his head a bit as LD grabs him and hefts him back into the ring. Williams covers, but Davin kicks out at two. LD pulls Davin up and tries a suplex, but Moreland slips out of it and rolls LD up from behind for another two count. LD kicks out, sending Davin to the ropes. On the rebound he steps over LD and hits the opposite ropes. LD catches him on the rebound with a kick to the midsection, then WHAM! DDT! LD rolls Moreland over, one, two, thre…..NO! Moreland kicked out! LD is stunned, but he pulls a groggy Moreland to his feet and throws him out of the ring, but Davin lands on the apron. LD steps out on the apron and the two men fight, exchanging chops and kicks. Finally LD grabs Davin and knees him in the mid section and calls for the CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE APRON! But Davin back drops out of it! LD shows his athleticism by landing on his feet behind Moreland, but Davin grabs Williams and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER OFF THE APRON!!! That’s it, Williams is dead. Moreland gets to his feet and rolls LD under the bottom rope, then – still trying to clear the cobwebs himself, slides under the bottom rope and covers, hooking the leg, one, two, thre……NO! Williams rolls his arm at the last second. Davin sits in the middle of the ring too stunned to speak. Both men slowly get to their feet and exchange weak shots in the middle of the ring. Davin takes a wild swing, but LD ducks and hits an atomic drop that sends Davin to the corner. Davin climbs the turnbuckle and turns and leaps and hits a perfect cross body block! But LD rolls through and hooks both legs, but only gets a two count. Once again both men struggle to their feet, this time though Moreland catches Williams with a spinning heel kick that nearly takes the champ’s head off his shoulders. Moreland heads to the corner and climbs to the top again, this time however, Williams gets to his feet and leaps for the ropes, knocking Moreland off balance and crotching him on the top! Williams climbs to the second rope, grabs Davin’s head and repeatedly slams him on the back of the head with head butts, then hooks him and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE! Davin lands HARD on the back of his head, and both men have their shoulders down as the referee counts one, two, then just before three, Williams manages to bridge to get his shoulders up and gets the three count!
WINNER in 30:03 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD Williams!
Williams collapses in the corner with his title and watches as Moreland struggles to his feet. He is barely standing when ten men, all masked and all dressed in black, hit the ring and DECIMATE Moreland. Moreland tries to fight back to his feet, but each time he is almost there, someone knocks him back down. One of the masked men, a very large man with a noticeable limp, pulls Davin up and hits a Death Valley Driver! One of the smaller ones climbs to the top rope and hits an inverted 360 corkscrew splash. Each of the masked men gets a few more shots in, then they slowly leave the ring leaving Davin gasping for breath in the middle of the ring. Davin struggles to his feet and watches them disappear through the crowd. Davin screams for them to come back and get some, but none even so much as turn around. Davin turns back around in the center of the ring and LD Williams explodes out of the corner and SLAMS Moreland in the face with the title. Davin falls to the mat like he has been shot, and blood runs from a cut on his forehead. LD stands over Davin staring down at him and slowly raises the title over his head as the fans erupt.
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WORDS GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
Mel Creech is YOUR Referee!
Ryan and TNA start. The two charge each other and start brawling wildly, but Ryan gets the upper hand and backs TNA to the corner. Creech calls for a break, but it takes a four count to back Ryan away. Ryan makes the mistake of giving Creech a dirty look and TNA makes good his escape- hopping up to the top rope and vaulting off Ryan's back to dive for his corner. WWE tagged in, Ryan seems unfazed. WWE charges and Ryan drops him quickly with a drop toe hold. WWE is momentarily stunned, allowing Ryan to stomp WWE a few times and kick him in the ribs to flip him over. Ryan poses and puts one foot on WWE, but only gets a one count. Ryan helps WWE to his feet and slings him to a corner, then charges in with a shoulder block. Once, twice, WWE finally gets a fist down on Ryan's back to get him to stop. Ryan staggers back, holding the back of his head, then tags in MacCappington! WWE flees for the opposite corner and tags in TNA. MacCappington strides to the center of the ring and gestures for TNA to attack. TNA hops up on the top rope and springboards toward MacCappington, who catches him readily. Caps then puts TNA on his shoulders and Samoan drops him (diss diss diss). He follows quickly with a leg drop and a cover, which surprisingly only gets two. MacCappington then hauls TNA to his feet and slings him across the ring, catching him on the rebound for a Gorilla press slam. WWE charges Caps and gets the same treatment - RIGHT ON TOP OF TNA! Caps notes the mess, nods to Ryan and heads for a corner. Ryan climbs his corner and while Caps poses, Ryan splashes the prone CTC. He rolls clear JUST as MacCappington splatters them for good with the SPIRIT OF PACIFIC HEIGHTS! This one is over!
WINNERS in 5:12 – Worlds Greatest Fag Team
ERIC O’MAC vs. OUTBACK JACK
Fans we're going LIVE to our cameras in the back, where we're getting reports of some kind of disturbance...
The ninja cameraman is JOGGING~! through the halls of the Nunavut National Civic Memorial Convention Armory, trying to focus on the door of the mobile DESTROYITARIUM when the body of OUTBACK JACK explodes through the door, slamming into the opposite wall. ERIC O'MAC steps through the door frame, an evil grin of his face.
Eric O'Mac: Another has-been? ANOTHER HAS-BEEN?!?!?
Outback is using the wall to pull himself up to his feet, when O'Mac charges across the hallway, blasting Jack with a running knee to the head before pulling him up by the head, paintbrushing him as he does so. O'Mac slaps a quick side headlock on the big Aussie, dragging him down the hall to the catering table.
Eric O'Mac: You hungry, Jack? You should be sure to have a good meal...You're getting a TITLE SHOT tonight!
O'Mac slams Jack's head into the table repeatedly, sending food flying in all directions. Off in the distance, you can hear the pained screams of Davin Moreland and D.H. Magnusson. When O'Mac pulls Jack's head up, it's hard to tell the marinara sauce from the fresh blood.
Eric O'Mac: Need something to wash that down with? C'mon, Jack!
O'Mac sends Jack's face towards the coffee carafes, but Jack pulls up short and reverses the throw, sending O'Mac into the twin coffee makers. O'Mac HOWLS in pain as the scalding hot coffee drenches his face, grabbing at his eyes as Jack slams one of the overturned coffeemakers down on his head.
Outback Jack: Don't you EVER threaten me with coffee, mate - some things aren't funny!
Jack takes his turn ramming O'Mac's face into the edge of the catering table, before grabbing a handful of hair and dragging out to the ENTRANCE RAMP, to the approving roar of the crowd. Eric throws a few feeble punches at Jack's midsection as Jack drags him down the ramp, but the Big Aussie responds with a THUNDEROUS DDT on the ramp! Back to his feet, Jack rips the PHWF World Title from the waist of the bloodied O'Mac and shoves it at the incoming referee before pulling O'Mac back up to his feet and dragging him towards the ring.
Jack makes his way to the bottom of the ramp, O'Mac in tow and it looks like this one is about to get officially under w- NO! From the headlock O'Mac lifts the big Aussie the a side pickup, a mid-air turn, and O'Mac POWERBOMBS Outback Jack on the base of the ramp! Both men are down, both men are bloodied...Hell, both men might be dead!
After several long moments, O'Mac stirs, painfully hauls himself to his feet and rolls the lifeless body of Outback into the ring. A shocked Sterling Glaw calls for the bell half-heartedly as O'Mac drops over Outback Jack, and this one is going to be over just as soon as it's officially started.
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2...
NO~! Outback Jack rolls the shoulder at 2.99999, and O'Mac is livid! Front mount, and he's raining blows down of the head and face of Jack, before trying to choke the life out of him! Glaw reaches 4 in his count before Eric breaks the choke, moving instead to a trifecta of brutal knee drops to the forehead of Outback Jack! Quick cover...
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Outback again rolls the shoulder!
O'Mac looks incensed as he hauls Jack to a vertical base, and begins yelling to the timekeeper about his belt before loading Jack into position for the SMACKDOWN...But Jack begins firing elbows into the the side of Eric's head, and countering with the STROKE~!
Outback Jack is FIRED UP~ as he gets to his feet, laying the boots to O'Mac! Pickup, hard whip in the ropes, spine buster! Jack quick to his feet, hops onto the second turnbuckle and delivers a Hart Elbow! Pickup, whip into the turnbuckle, and Jack DESTROYS Eric O'Mac with a charging elbow! O'Mac falls to the mat in a heap, and Outback Jack pounces on him locking in the CROC HUNTER! But he's in the ropes! Glaw sees it and immediately points it out to Jack, who picks up O'Mac, throws a knee into his midsection and looks to the crowd signaling for the BOOMERANG! The big Aussie hits the nearside ropes, bounces off the far side ropes, and gets nothing but an armful of air as O'Mac drops to knee! Jack's momentum carries him back into the ropes, and as he comes back off O'Mac launches from the kneeling position with a battering ram head butt to the groin! Jack crumples to the mat and Eric grabs his legs, flipping over with a natural bridge!
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O'Mac has a hold of the ropes, but Glaw is out of position!
3!
Eric O'Mac has stolen another win!
WINNER via PINFALL in 6:01 (Official) ERIC O'MAC
STANK vs. CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
The crowd is hesitant about this one; on paper it should be a bloodbath, but Stank and Moose have been putting on Steamboat/Flair clinics of late, so they’ve brought their garbage to throw just in case. “Scarecrow” by Ministry fires up and Moosehead Jack makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face, ignoring the fans and their boos. He nods to Senior Referee Mel Creech before slumping in the corner. “Skin” by Nonpoint starts up next and Stank comes out complete with pyro and a bunch of cheers. He slaps hands with fans on the way to the ring, but appears to be hiding a limp; courtesy of Davin Moreland at Judgment Eve III. He’s actually getting even louder cheers than usual, probably because of that. “With Jupiter in Mind” by Joe Satriani finally comes over the PA, and Concrete Takaken Gryfon appears as the top of the ramp with full pyro and to his usual huge ovation. As usual, Crete takes plenty of time with the fans before rolling into the ring. Creech decides to put an end to the festivities and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
IMMEDIATELY at the bell Stank attacks Crete before he can even get his cape off. Solid Haymaker Right Hands are connecting repeatedly to Crete’s grill. Stank even uses the cape to try to choke out Crete, which Stank uses the entire (slow) five count to do. Stank tosses the cape into the crowd and pulls Crete up…ONE Power bomb…TWO power bombs…STANKBOMB! Crete might be dead! The camera cuts to Moose, still slumped in the corner, mock-clapping the action. Stank poses for the crowd who responds with a huge pop. Stank picks up a woozy Crete again…STANK-U! That might be it! Stank poses again, and before he can cover, out of NOWHERE Moose comes lumbering out of the corner and clips Stank in the back of the knee, and that gets a whole lot of boos. Stank tries to get back up and Moose DRILLS him with another Chop Block. Stank gets up again, and Moose AGAIN DRILLS him with a vicious Chop Block and Stank screams in pain. Moose hits a couple of elbow drops right on the bad knee. Moose pulls Stank up, and he can only stand on one leg. Moose DRAGON SCREWS the bad leg, and that might do it for Stank. Moose covers, 1, 2…
Crete hits the classic double axe handle to break the count, and now it’s CRETE’S turn to get involved. Crete starts PEPPERING Moose with lefts and rights, and even throws in a HEROES TAUNT for good measure. Crete pulls up Moose and hits a SICK Neck breaker.
Russ: High-Impact Move from Crete!
Crete covers, and that gets 2. Crete pulls Moose to his feet and hits a SNAP MARE TAKEOVER followed by a BIG KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Moose is WOOZY! Crete pulls Moose up again and places him on the top turnbuckle. Crete isn’t going in front, but gets behind Moose…What is he doing? Crete locks in a waist lock.
Russ: Oh, BAH GAWD DON’T DO IT!
RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR! (Actually, Moose ate some barrier on that one). The crowd rightly begins a “Holy Shit!” chant. Holy Shit indeed. Moose is busted WAHDE open as a result of how he hit the barrier, and Crete’s in rough shape too. But, Crete is able to get to his knees, and crawls under the ring. He comes out with a table, a trash can, and a baseball bat. Moose starts to stir, so Crete hustles over and VAN DAMINATES THE TRASH CAN in Moose’s grill. Ow, that thing’s got a HUGE dent. Crete pulls up Moose again, and pulls him near the table. He’s looking for the CEMENT MIXER, and through the table! He lifts Moose up and HITS THE CEMENT MIXER THROUGH THE TABLE! Well, kinda, because as Crete was putting Moose through the table, Stank hit a SUICIDE PLANCHA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Russ: OH, MY SWEET, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, I THINK HE KILLED THEM, BAH GAWD, HE MUST BE DEAD, LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE!
Suzyn Waldman: OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS…I’VE EVAH SEEN…
The crowd is “HOLY SHIT”-ing all over themselves, and Mel Creech’s eyes bug out when he looks at the carnage. He decides he should probably start counting; so since all three wrestlers have been out for about 20 seconds; Creech counts “1”.
Crete is up first at “3” (30 seconds or so later), and Stank is up immediately after. They’re a bit separated, so they slowly walk toward each other, with Crete apparently declaring his innocence. Stank gets in Crete’s general vicinity, and Moose pops up immediately out of nowhere. Almost on instinct, Moose hits the HEARTPUNCH which Crete IMMEDIATELY combos into a TIGER DRIVER~! The crowd (well some of them) pop for the Crete and Moosey moment. That’s short-lived however, as Moose’s smile turns into a smirk, and Crete surprised look turns into a scowl. Then, they two bloody competitors just start WHALING on each other in HOCKEY FIGHT FASHION (repeated haymaker right hands by both people). Both noses get busted in the exchange, and finally, Moose gets the better of the exchange and knocks Crete to the floor; right by the conveniently Baseball Bat.
Crete comes up FIRING with the Baseball Bat, but Moose saw it coming and ducks, and Crete never sees Stank charging at Moose, and CRACKS STANK IN THE HEAD WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! Crete immediately drops the bat screaming “NO!” and goes to check on Stank. Moose gathers himself, literally laughing out loud, and grabs the discarded baseball bat. CRACK~! Moose SHATTERS the bat on the back of Crete’s skull. Moose is laughing uncontrollably as he rolls Stank into the ring for the academic 3-count.
WINNER in 18:49 by PINFALL…MOOSEHEAD JACK
TYTAN vs. TYSON KINCAID vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – Winner Gets an Onslaught Title Shot Next Week
Tyson Kincaid enters the ring first, looking distracted. He is followed by Firewoman, who warms up in her corner. Seamus McNasty is out next, and immediately gets in Tyson's face. They are about to come to blows when Tytan's music hits. Tytan sprints down the aisle and slides right into the ring. Tyson and Seamus turn to attack Tytan, but get leveled by a double clothesline. Tytan turns toward Firewoman, but Seamus and Tyson each chop block a leg, driving him to the mat. Tyson rolls to the outside and Firewoman steps onto the apron so referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell.
Seamus continues the attack on Tytan, stomping away before mounting him and raining down punches. He pulls Tytan to his feet and slings him to the ropes. Tytan ducks a clothesline attempt and comes off the opposite ropes with a flying clothesline that level Seamus. Tytan rolls to his feet and goes back to the ropes, driving a knee into Seamus’ throat. He rolls Seamus over and locks on a Crippler Cross face. He cinches it in, but Seamus refuses to tap. Tyson comes in and kicks Tytan in the head, causing him to release the hold. Tytan gets to his feet and lunges at Tyson, who sidesteps and drops to the mat to avoid Firewoman, who levels Tytan with a springboard dropkick. As Hightower steps in and sends Tyson and Firewoman out of the ring, Tytan gets to his feet and gets speared into the corner by Seamus. Seamus delivers a series of punches, then whips Tytan into Tyson’s corner, following him in with a brutal clothesline and making the tag. Tyson springboards off the top rope into a DDT on Tytan, floating over and hooking the leg. Tytan kicks out with authority at two. Tyson goes to the ropes as Tytan gets up and staggers him with a dropkick. He tries for a bulldog, but Tytan reverses into a sidewalk slam. Tytan pulls Tyson to his feet and plants him with a delayed vertical suplex. Tytan hits the ropes, but Firewoman slaps him across the back, tagging herself in. Tytan turns to attack her, but Tyson catches him from behind with a dropkick and Firewoman pulls the top rope down, sending Tytan out to the floor. Firewoman enters the ring and motions for a lockup. Tyson hesitates before locking up, and almost immediately pulls free and backs away. Firewoman taunts him into trying it again, and again Tyson pulls away. Firewoman is livid and gets in Tyson's face, finally rearing back and slapping the taste out of his mouth. Tyson glares and Firewoman smirks. They lock up a third time and Tyson snaps her over with an arm drag, then goes to the corner and tags in Seamus.
Seamus, shaking his head, strides across the ring and grabs Firewoman in a headlock. She tries twice to shoot him off, to no affect. Seamus takes her to the mat and maintains the headlock. Firewoman struggles, and manages to get her legs under her and roll Seamus onto his shoulders for a one count, forcing him to break the hold. Seamus rolls to his feet and eats a kick to the face, then Firewoman kicks him rather low and spikes him with a DDT. She covers, but rolls off at one as Tytan comes in with a diving elbow that hits Seamus. Firewoman rolls to her feet and attacks Tytan as he gets up, but Tytan bats aside her punches and scoops her up for the Corporate Fallout. Before he can drop her Tyson is in with a spear and Firewoman shifts her weight, coming down behind Tytan and dragging him into a Backstabber. Tyson rolls to his feet and Seamus hits him with a clothesline, sending him over the ropes to the floor. Seamus turns around and Fire levels him with a super kick. She covers, but Hightower is busy getting Tytan out of the ring. She storms over to argue, which give Tytan the opportunity to step onto the apron and tag himself into the match. Tytan stalks over to Seamus and pulls him off the mat, driving him into the corner with punches. He Irish whips Seamus, putting on the brakes and driving him back into the corner, then backs up a few steps and avalanches him. Seamus stumbles out of the corner and Tytan plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tytan hooks the leg, but Seamus kicks out just before the three. Tytan pulls Seamus to his feet and Seamus catches him with a shot to the midsection. Seamus staggers him with a few brutal right hands, then picks Tytan up and drives him into the corner, reaching out to tag Tyson. Tyson and Seamus attack Tytan in the corner, then whip him to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. Hightower orders Seamus out and Tyson covers, but Tytan throws him off at one. Tytan brushes aside Tyson's punches and kicks and picks Tyson up in a two handed choke and drives him to the mat. He is about to cover, but both Seamus and Firewoman enter the ring. Tytan lunges at Firewoman, who dives forward and rolls past him, kicking out his knee on the way by. Tytan staggers, and Seamus levels him with a big boot. Seamus batters Tytan as Fire makes a cover on Tyson, who throws her off. Firewoman rolls out to the apron as Tyson gets to his feet. Springboard bulldog! Fire rolls to her feet and grabs Tyson's arms – Curb stomp! Fire looks around and sees Tytan and Seamus slugging it out against the ropes. She hits the ropes and nails the big men with a dropkick, sending them over the ropes to the outside. Firewoman jumps to the top rope – BFE to Tyson! Fire hooks the leg and Hightower slides into place to count the three.
WINNER, in 18:26, Firewoman.
SPIN HANSEN vs. CHRIS COLE vs. POE vs. DAMON WRATHE – Winner Gets an Intercontinental Title Shot at the PPV
Four way brawl starts us off, with Damon and Cole pairing off outside the ring as Spin and Poe throw haymakers inside. Spin pounds Poe back to a corner, but gets blindsided by Cole. Cole and Poe team up to put the boots to Spin, but Damon's in and takes them both out with a double clothesline. Damon tosses Spin to the floor for good measure, then measures Poe with a big knee lift. Power slam for Cole gets two, and Spin's back in with some words for Damon. Spin drills Cole with a right hand... and Damon hits him with a harder one. Spin and Damon take turns upping the ante on Cole until CC does a Flair Flop in the corner. Damon and Spin turn to each other and have more words, but simultaneously turn and deck Poe as he climbs back in. NOW Spin and Damon have it out, neither man getting the upper hand until Cole clips Spin's knee. Damon pounds on Cole, but Poe's over and breaks that up. Poe backdrops Damon to the floor and goes back to work on Spin. But Cole sneaks up from behind and rolls him up for a quick two count. Poe's not happy with that, but Cole goes to the eyes to stay a step ahead. CC bails to the floor to beat on Damon, and that allows Spin to line up Poe for the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, but Poe ducks it and gives him a spine buster instead. That gets two. Damon sends Cole into the crowd to turn the tide on the floor, then rolls in and takes down Poe. Spin takes both of THEM out with a Texas-sized dropkick, then slingshots over the top onto everyone for good measure. Spin is the first one up as the referee starts a count, and Cole nails him with a low blow. Damon's up, but Poe grabs him and pulls him to the post. Cole grabs Spin and wants the HEADLINER ON THE FLOOR~! But Poe drills Cole right in the face with a big boot, and Spin lands on top of CC! Poe rolls into the ring as the ref reaches seven. Eight... nine... but Damon's back in just before the ten count. Poe stomps on him, but Damon counters a hotshot attempt with a DDT. One, two, but Spin pulls Damon off from the floor. Spin climbs the apron and he and Damon have it out again, but Poe nails Damon from behind with a shoulder block, sending Spin flailing back onto CC on the floor. And Poe gets a schoolboy rollup on Damon for the THREE COUNT!
WINNER in 13:04: POE
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNY – OOWF Campeonas De Trios Title Match
Insane Homeless Bunny comes to the ring, no raps this time though as they appear to be all business. The champions are announced next and they come to the top of the ramp and hold their titles up, mocking the challengers. The start down the ramp and stop about halfway, and SYB motions to the back. What the…..it’s FEZZIK! The monstrous man makes his way out from behind the curtain and takes his spot behind the champs as they make it to the ring. The four men make it to ringside and take their sweet time getting into the ring. Finally the challenges have had enough. Bunny and Justin get running starts like they are going to dive between the ropes, but then they pull up and do that nifty swing-back-into-the-ring move. On the outside, the champs duck for cover, when they stand up and realize that they didn’t leap, they turn back to the ring, just in time to see Carl From Fresno get a running start and leap over the top rope! Carl takes all three out, Fezzik scurries away before he can get taken out. Carl gets to his feet and steps aside, Fezzik comes back and helps his teammates up, as SYB and Skurge get to their feet, Bunny and Sane leap over the top rope and catch them with PERFECT hurracaanas, snapping them over to the floor. The champions look completely unraveled and slide INTO the ring to escape the onslaught. The challengers climb back into the ring as well and SYB marches up to all three of them, threatening their lives and families. The three stand there with a somewhat bemused look on his face, SYB suddenly realizes that his teammates are waiting for him on the apron. Sane catches SYB with a drop kick to the back of the head that sends him to the ropes. On the rebound, Carl catches SYB and lifts him onto his shoulders for a death valley driver, and DRIVES SYB to the mat. Carl covers, but The Amnesiac charges into the ring and breaks up the pin. Carl pulls SYB off the mat and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. SYB leaps over Carl’s back and hits the ropes, Skurge makes the blind tag into the match. Carl grabs SYB on the rebound and presses him above his head, but Skurge runs in and clips his knee, sending SYB and Carl to the mat. Skurge pulls Carl to his feet, then backs him into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops. Carl fights back with a forearm to the side of the head staggering Skurge back into the center of the ring. Carl reaches out and tags in Justin Sane, but Skurge regains his composure and catches Sane with a drop kick as he comes to the middle of the ring. Skurge tags in The Amnesiac, and he comes in and grabs Sane, but Justin rakes the eyes, then grabs The Amnesiac’s head and charges into the corner for the Acid Drop, but The Amnesiac lifts him and throws him over the ropes, right at Fezzik! Fezzik catches Sane and sets him on the mat. Sane turns around and challenges Fezzik, so Fezzik grabs his head and SLAMS him in the face with a head but! Justin Sane is dead. Fezzik rolls him back into the ring and The Amnesiac falls across him and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 10:09 – IHOP & The Amnesiac
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ZK DEBEERS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Apocalyptic Existence and ZK DeBeers make their way to the ring and wait for the match to start. The OOWF Onslaught champion, Attitude Adjuster, comes out to the top of the ramp and the crowd immediately breaks into a HE’S THE DAD-DY chant. AA looks quite irritated about this and just stands there for a few minutes why the fans chant and laugh. AA slings the title over his shoulder and raises the mic to his mouth to speak, but the fans chant gets even louder. Finally after several more seconds AA speaks:
All of you have your fun now. I am sure all of you think this is one great big joke. Well I have news for all of you, and especially YOU Firewoman, I will have the last laugh in all of this. You will ALL see! Now, speaking of laughs, this Onslaught title match tonight, you’re kidding me, right? Apocalyptic Existence and ZK DeBeers. Look, I am going to say it right now, neither of you, hell both of you COMBINED haven’t done enough in your careers to be in the same ring with me. So, this is how it is going to work. The two of you are going to wrestle. I am going to sit at ringside. Whoever wins the match between you two, then I might consider giving you the chance of a lifetime. Referee ring the damn bell.
Attitude Adjuster storms down to ring side and opens a chair and takes a seat. Inside the ring, DeBeers tries to attack from behind, but Apocalyptic Existence side steps him and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the face. AE whips DeBeers across the ring and charges and KILLS DeBeers in the corner with a clothesline. As DeBeers staggers out, AE bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a big clothesline. AE covers and gets a two count. AE Pulls DeBeers up, but DeBeers catches him with a jaw breaker, then drops a knee across his chest. DeBeers pulls AE to his feet and DRIVES him to the mat with a reverse DDT. DeBeers floats over and covers, one, two, WHAM! Attitude Adjuster is in the ring holding a steel chair! He brings it down again across DeBeers back, then kicks him off of Apocalyptic Existence. AE is quickly to his feet, and catches a chair right between the eyes! AE goes down as well! AA takes the next few minutes to administer a BRUTAL beating on both men, leaving them bloody and beaten in the middle of the ring. AA drags them both to the center of the ring and covers them both and gets a dual three count.
WINNER in 6:29 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Attitude Adjuster
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DEAD & BLITZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Dead and Blitz head to the ring first to the sounds of Smashing Pumpkins' "Doomsday Clock." The Dead and Blitz mill around in their corner for a moment until “God Bless Texas” fires up and the crowd goes bananas as Phantos & Lucios stroll to ringside. Phantos pauses to high-five the fans along the way, Lucios heads straight into the ring. The Champions remove the belts from their waists and hand them to the official. The Dead and Blitz attack immediately, Blitz spearing Phantos out of the ring and The Dead hits the Close The Casket on Lucios from behind. The bell rings and The Dead covers Lucios. 1…2…NO! Lucios is barely able to get his shoulder up in time.
Russ: Bah Gawd, We nearly had new champions there!!
The Dead pulls Lucios to his feet and connects with a couple of vicious European uppercuts. Irish Whip for a clothesline. Lucios gets to his feet and gets NAILED with a stiff kick. The Dead scoops Lucios up and hits a Michinoku Driver. A Tag to Blitz, who slingshots in and lands an elbow. Cover nets a 2 count. Blitz pops up and arm drags Lucios across the ring. Lucios reverses an arm bar into a hammerlock and tags in Phantos.
Phantos leaps in the ring and starts pounding on Blitz. Elbows, chop-Wooos and finally a knee to the gut have Blitz slumped in the corner. Phantos does the Jeff Hardy Memorial Turnbuckle Handstand Momentum Kick. He drags Blitz away from the corner and tries a springboard twisting moonsault. Blitz rolls away and avoids the contact. He drops an elbow on Phantos and then a DDT. Tag to The Dead. Double backdrop and Phantos gets some serious hang time before he hits the mat. The Dead delivers a snap German suplex and Phantos rolls into a corner. The Dead pounces, delivering a Jeff Hardy Memorial Turnbuckle Handstand Momentum Kick of his own. He drags Phantos out to the middle of the ring. Rolling Thunder! Northern Lights Suplex for a 2 count. Phantos bridges out and gets low-blowed. The Dead attempts a power bomb, but as we all know, You Can’t Power bomb Phantos! Phantos delivers the face plant and crawls over to Lucios. Tag to the big man and he charges in, shoulder tackling The Dead through the ropes. Blitz runs in and eats a big boot. Lucios hoists Blitz up and Border Tosses him OVER the ropes and onto his partner. The crowd fires up big time and Lucios stands there in “Bring it on” stance, waiting for someone to get in the ring.
Phantos drops down and pulls The Dead to his feet and rolls him in the ring. Lucios begins to take The Dead to Suplex school. High Delay Vertical. Gordbuster. Slingshot. And finishes it up with a brain buster. Blitz gets to his feet and tries to tag in. Lucios whips The Dead into the corner hard and gestures to Blitz ‘tag him’ Blitz does so gingerly and circles Lucios. Locks up with Blitz and hurls him to the mat. The crowd roars in approval and Lucios beckons Blitz to get to his feet. Lucios grabs Blitz and pulls him to his feet. Gorilla Press Slam! Tag to Phantos who vaults to the top rope, and flies off with the Suicide Leg Drop! Cover for 1…2… And The Dead drags Phantos off his partner. Lucios charges in and all Hell breaks loose!
The four men brawl in the ring. Lucios grabs The Dead from behind and tosses him out of the ring. He hoists Blitz on his shoulders and it’s Dropkick Device Time! Phantos soars off the top as The Dead hits the ring and CLOSES THE CASKET on Lucios from behind. Phantos catches air and lands hard. Blitz covers Lucios for a 2 count, but Phantos is able to pull Lucios’ leg onto the rope. The Dead dropkicks Phantos to the floor and follows up behind him. Blitz drags Lucios to the corner and sets him up for the Blitz Flip! NOBODY HOME! And Lucios rolls away. He pops up, sees The Dead and Phantos on the floor and hits the ropes, soaring over the top rope and landing on The Dead. They both crash into the Micronesian Announce Table. Phantos turns around and catches Blitz in mid-air, then rams his back into the ring post. Phantos in the ring, and he drags Blitz to his feet. Standing Dropkick! As Blitz gets back up, a Second Dropkick! Blitz isn’t even to his feet yet when Phantos hits the ropes and Baseball Slide Dropkicks him. Lucios in the ring and tags in. The double whip Blitz into the Ropes. DOUBLE DROPKICK! Lucios covers and this one is over.1…2…3.
WINNERS, in 14:28; Phantos & Lucios!
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
It’s title match time here as the Intercontinental Title match is going to be decided between members of Team Rick here. The challenger is a member of Drink & Destroy while the champion is aligned with Run DEA. But in recent weeks, D.H. Magnusson and Alexander Darling have been working together especially where it involved Firewoman and her condition. But both men are focused athletes and this match could turn into a classic or it could turn into something else entirely depending on how they handle themselves.
Arcade’s “Calm Before The Storm” starts to play and the challenger, D.H. Magnusson steps out from the back first like all good challengers should do and slaps some hands as he makes his way down and into the ring. He tests the ring ropes out as “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system before the long entrance of “Prelude 12/21” followed by “Princes of the Universe” plays. There are three very noticeable things with regards to Alexander’s entrance. First, he has come out alone for this title defense; secondly, his fan favorite status has carried over to North America where he is getting as good a reaction as Magnusson; and finally, there is a noticeable lean in Darling’s walk as it’s quite obvious he is favoring his right shoulder a great deal.
Alexander does get into the ring and he takes off his Intercontinental Championship belt and hands it off to Davis Hightower. Magnusson and Darling quickly slap hands as Hightower calls for the bell and we’re underway when Alex and DH lock-up with a collar-and-elbow. The two combatants spin round-and-round until Darling pushes Magnusson to the corner and Hightower calls for a break and shockingly gets a clean one from AD.
The match turns into a mat exhibition as DHM and AD go hold for hold and counter for counter and then counters on top of that. There were a few points where DH almost was able to grab a hold of a move that would work on Darling’s shoulder but Alexander was really defensive about it and kept wriggling into different positions to keep it far away from Magnusson. But this finally backfires on Alexander as Magnusson changes strategy and takes what Darling is giving him and he’s able to hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Magnusson is keeping Darling grounded at this point with a variety of punches and tosses and he’s really got AD reeling. Darling backs into the corner to try and catch his breath as DHM stalks him. Hightower tries to keep DH away and he looks down at Darling and just shrugs before he starts tearing away with some boots right to Darling’s face. Alexander tries to cover himself up and he’s finally able to get enough room and he’s able to slide to the outside. He starts to take a walk around the ring as Hightower begins a count.
The count is broken rather quickly as Magnusson heads to the outside to follow Darling and finally Alexander realizes he’s being stalked and he turns around just in time to see a charging DH and he’s able to get his head down just in time and AD is able to toss DH in a picture perfect back body drop that actually lands Magnusson into the second row and he scatters the fans.
Alexander finally seems to realize that this is a lot more serious than he thought and he looks around as he hears the fans start a “Holy Shit” chant. Darling seems to take it in and we see him mouth the words, “You wanna see something worth a holy shit…” Darling hops back into the ring and he climbs the turnbuckle closest to DH who is just starting to stir on the outside. AD is on the top turnbuckle and he takes a deep breath just as DHM gets back to his feet and Darling dives…
SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE 2ND ROW…
Now there is your “Holy Shit” chant.
Both guys finally begin to get up after a minute or two and it looks like Darling is up first and he’s trying to drag DHM back towards the ring but as they get to the barricade DH is starting to fight back and they are brawling and trading punches until DH is able to duck under one and toss AD back over the barricade into the ringside area. Darling lands on his right shoulder and he screams in pain. A scream so loud it echoes through the entire igloo. Magnusson looks concerned, but he isn’t sure what to do as he tries to pick Alexander up and get him into the ring. Darling is crawling away and kicking at DH to keep him away when Samantha Darling and Davin Moreland rush out from the back to check on Alexander.
Hightower is trying to decide what to do and he yells down to Alex that he’s thinking of ending the match.
”Over my fucking dead body Hightower. Mags, you don’t want the belt this way…I know you don’t. Gimme 30 seconds, please.”
D.H. seems to be weighing the options and he eyes Alexander, he eyes Davin, and then he eyes the Intercontinental Championship Belt before he turns to Alex and nods.
”Do it Davin.”
Sam seems really concerned and looks like she’s about to say something as Davin looks between the siblings as they start whispering to one another.
”I’m not going out like this Sam. You know you can help with the pain later. You know this is nothing compared to some of what we’ve been through.”
Sam sighs and nods and now it seems like Davin is hesitating for a second before Sam yells at him, “Just do it.”
Samantha grabs Alexander from behind as Davin takes a good grasp of his right arm and pulls as hard as he can. The scream inside this very acoustic friendly igloo is deafening and we can see quite a few people cringe. Samantha helps Alexander to his feet and she says she’s going to stay ringside for the rest of the match as Davin heads back again and Alexander gets into the ring. Davis Hightower looks to D.H. Magnusson who nods and we’re back underway here.
Alexander rotates his shoulder a few times as he scrambles around the ring trying to avoid Magnusson. Finally they lock up again and once again they wind up in the corner with Alexander going for a clean break but DH reverses position and starts lighting up Alexander with knife hand chops. AD seems to be taking them as best he can and finally he blocks a few and hits a low-bridge dropkick taking out DH at the knee.
Alexander finally grabs the advantage in the ring as he drags DHM up to his feet by that same leg he dropkicked and Dragon Screw Leg whip takes DH down to the mat. AD starts using the Flair-based offense as he goes after DH’s knee, in a clean way, though. Alexander has DH hobbling as he looks to lock in the DARLING MONEY CLIP, but DH fights it off and SMALL PACKAGE…
1…
2…
Kick out.
Both men back to their feet and Darling charges but DH slides out of the way and grabs Alexander in a BACKSLIDE…
1…
2…
Another kick out.
That’s two close pins by Magnusson and again both men back to their feet as DH is trying to shake his leg to get feeling back and Darling charges once again. And once again DHM gets out of the way and this time he grabs Darling…JERSEY HAMMER. Darling drops like a ton of bricks and Magnusson is on top…
1…
2…
2 and ¾…kick out.
Darling is in trouble as Magnusson has all the momentum right now and he picks AD up and it looks like he’s trying for step 1 of Dream Street as he’s fighting Alex into position for the Side Russian Leg sweep but Darling fights it off and he hits the “Here It Is” Driver and goes for a pin of his own…
1…
2…
Kick out.
Both men quickly struggle to their feet and are slugging it out once again before Darling sends DH to the ropes and tries to follow him in for a quick knee but it looks like DH had the same idea and their knees crack against one another. That had to do more damage to DHM since Darling had been working the knee. Alexander gets to his feet first and he drags Magnusson up and he moves DH around and he uses every ounce of strength in his shoulder to pick DHM up into a suplex position and BRAINBUSTAAAA…
Darling makes the cover…
1…DHM gets his leg on the rope
2…Samantha pushes it off
NO…Darling picks DH up and looks down at his sister and shakes his head no.
The Darling siblings seem to be having a bit of miscommunication and it’s obvious that Alexander doesn’t want to win that way but this discussion has allowed Magnusson to recover and he walks up behind Darling…
SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP…
D.H. Magnusson is going for DREAM STREET and he is halfway there…
He goes to lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but Darling is fighting it and fighting it hard. Finally Darling is able to fight away from the Dragon Sleeper and he reverses Magnusson into position and he picks him up on his shoulders and we can hear him grunt in pain, but he struggles through and locks DHM’s arm around his throat…
DARLING DRIVER in the center of the ring…
That’s all she wrote.
1…
2…
3.
WINNER in 25:57 and STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…
ALEXANDER DARLING.
<We cut to the back where we see Phantos and Lucios discussing their match, when an OOWF courier comes up to them>
Courier: Uh, Mr. Phantos, Mr. Lucios?
Lucios: <looking a little annoyed at being interrupted) WHAT?
Courier: Uh…..I am supposed to tell you that there are members of the Nunavut Make a Wish Foundation out back, there are two dying Eskimo children out there that would like to meet you.
Lucios:<sighing> Fine, let’s go
<Phantos and Lucios head down the halls, and the invisible Ninja Camera man follows them out the door where they stop and look around, seeing no one. Just before the doors close, we see several men dressed in black swoop in and attack>
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Davin Moreland makes his way to the ring first, and is greeted by deafening boos. At first he looks a little annoyed by it, then he gets a strange amused look on his face. After his actions at the pay per view, and the fact that he is facing Canada’s own LD Williams, it seems like this would be par for the course. Davin steps between the ropes and bounces off the ropes a few times while the champion is announced. LD comes to the top of the ramp and the roof nearly comes off the arena. LD stands and basks in the glory for a moment, acknowledging the crowd and such. He makes his way to the ring and steps through the ropes and holds the title high in the air, and once again, the ovation he gets is deafening. The referee takes the title and the two men meet in the center of the ring. The bell rings but neither man moves. As the stare down gets longer and longer the fans start chanting louder and louder. Finally the two start to circle and Davin, being the more powerful of the two pushes LD back into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and gets it, but not before Davin picks LD up and sets him on the top rope. LD is clearly annoyed by this. Davin walks back to the middle of the ring, LD leaps off the turnbuckle and charges to the middle and rattles Davin’s teeth with an open hand slap across the face. Davin slowly straightens himself up and looks at LD while he is rubbing his cheek and lets out a little laugh, then takes a mighty swing at LD, but Williams ducks and catches Davin with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes. On the rebound LD catches Davin with a hip toss, then connects with a dropkick to the back of his head as he sits up. Moreland gets to his feet and falls back into the corner. Williams charges in and catches Davin in the corner with a clothesline. Davin starts to fall, but LD picks him up and sets him on the top, then climbs up himself. Williams grabs Davin and takes him over with a superplex. LD floats over and covers, but he can only get a one count. Williams pulls Davin to his feet and grabs a side head lock, but Moreland quickly reverses that to a belly to back suplex, dropping the champ right on the back of his head. Davin gets to his feet first and keeps Williams on the mat with a boot right to the jaw. Davin pulls LD off the mat and scoops him up and hangs him in the corner with the tree of woe, then slips out of the ring and grabs Williams’ head and pulls back, trying to snap LD in half. Williams will not give up, and by the time the referee gets to nine, Davin breaks the hold and slides back into the ring. Moreland gets a running start and nails Williams in the face with a sky high drop kick. Davin frees LD from the tree and covers, but LD rolls his shoulder at two. Davin pulls Williams to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and follows him, as Williams rebounds off the ropes, Davin KILLS him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Moreland follows Davin to the outside and scoops him up and plants him on the floor, then climbs onto the apron and springs off the bottom rope and hits a PERFECT moonsault onto LD on the outside! The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT chant as Davin pulls LD off the floor and rolls him back into the ring. Davin climbs to the second rope and leaps, driving his elbow into LD’s throat, then covers, hooking the leg hard, but LD kicks out before the three count. Davin keeps Williams on the mat and stretches his arm out and repeatedly drives his knee into LD’s arm. LD works to his feet and Moreland drops him to his knees with an arm wringer, then reverses that into a hammerlock into a chicken wing! Will LD quit? The referee asks him repeatedly, but he will not quit. Davin pulls him to his feet and grabs the other arm and now it’s a FLYING DOUBLE CHICKEN WING! LD is in serious trouble now! The referee looks like he is about to call for the bell when Davin gets just a little too close to the ropes and LD is able to push off the rope, sending both men to the mat. Williams slides under the bottom rope and kneels on the floor trying to get the feeling back in his arms. When he gets to his feet Davin charges across the ring and tries a baseball slide, but LD catches his legs as he slides, and spins Davin head first into the guard rail! Davin’s head thunks off the steel and echoes across the arena. His eyes roll back in his head a bit as LD grabs him and hefts him back into the ring. Williams covers, but Davin kicks out at two. LD pulls Davin up and tries a suplex, but Moreland slips out of it and rolls LD up from behind for another two count. LD kicks out, sending Davin to the ropes. On the rebound he steps over LD and hits the opposite ropes. LD catches him on the rebound with a kick to the midsection, then WHAM! DDT! LD rolls Moreland over, one, two, thre…..NO! Moreland kicked out! LD is stunned, but he pulls a groggy Moreland to his feet and throws him out of the ring, but Davin lands on the apron. LD steps out on the apron and the two men fight, exchanging chops and kicks. Finally LD grabs Davin and knees him in the mid section and calls for the CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE APRON! But Davin back drops out of it! LD shows his athleticism by landing on his feet behind Moreland, but Davin grabs Williams and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER OFF THE APRON!!! That’s it, Williams is dead. Moreland gets to his feet and rolls LD under the bottom rope, then – still trying to clear the cobwebs himself, slides under the bottom rope and covers, hooking the leg, one, two, thre……NO! Williams rolls his arm at the last second. Davin sits in the middle of the ring too stunned to speak. Both men slowly get to their feet and exchange weak shots in the middle of the ring. Davin takes a wild swing, but LD ducks and hits an atomic drop that sends Davin to the corner. Davin climbs the turnbuckle and turns and leaps and hits a perfect cross body block! But LD rolls through and hooks both legs, but only gets a two count. Once again both men struggle to their feet, this time though Moreland catches Williams with a spinning heel kick that nearly takes the champ’s head off his shoulders. Moreland heads to the corner and climbs to the top again, this time however, Williams gets to his feet and leaps for the ropes, knocking Moreland off balance and crotching him on the top! Williams climbs to the second rope, grabs Davin’s head and repeatedly slams him on the back of the head with head butts, then hooks him and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE! Davin lands HARD on the back of his head, and both men have their shoulders down as the referee counts one, two, then just before three, Williams manages to bridge to get his shoulders up and gets the three count!
WINNER in 30:03 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD Williams!
Williams collapses in the corner with his title and watches as Moreland struggles to his feet. He is barely standing when ten men, all masked and all dressed in black, hit the ring and DECIMATE Moreland. Moreland tries to fight back to his feet, but each time he is almost there, someone knocks him back down. One of the masked men, a very large man with a noticeable limp, pulls Davin up and hits a Death Valley Driver! One of the smaller ones climbs to the top rope and hits an inverted 360 corkscrew splash. Each of the masked men gets a few more shots in, then they slowly leave the ring leaving Davin gasping for breath in the middle of the ring. Davin struggles to his feet and watches them disappear through the crowd. Davin screams for them to come back and get some, but none even so much as turn around. Davin turns back around in the center of the ring and LD Williams explodes out of the corner and SLAMS Moreland in the face with the title. Davin falls to the mat like he has been shot, and blood runs from a cut on his forehead. LD stands over Davin staring down at him and slowly raises the title over his head as the fans erupt.
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