OOWF Hell on Earth IV PPV
Sept 28, 2008 18:57:40 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Sept 28, 2008 18:57:40 GMT -5
OOWF Hell On Earth IV/4 Year Anniversary Show
Live! From Dayton, Ohio
<we open to a blank screen, the sound crackles on and we hear this followed by Civil War (minus the intro, I wanted the original dammit!) As the song plays, we get OOWF video clips played to go along with it
Look at your young men fighting <clips of various OOWF stars beating the hell out of one another>
Look at your women crying <Fire weeping crocodile tears, then grinning mischeviously>
Look at your young men dying <clips of GM the Rick being DECIMATED by Bennett’s team>
The way they've always done before
Look at the hate we're breeding <clip of Eric ranting against Team Rick, and GM the Rick>
Look at the fear we're feeding<clips of various men in the ring with a look of fear in their eyes>
Look at the lives we're leading <clips of beatings in the hallways, people lying bloody and unconscious>
The way we've always done before
My hands are tied<clip of Eric and Davin agreeing to the cease fire>
The billions shift from side to side <clip of The Amnesiac turning on Crete and siding with Team Bennett>
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride<clips of both sides celebrating>
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars
<As the last four lines go by we get escalating images of the war, atrocious beatings committed by both sides, just as the bloodshed and horror gets to its climax, it stops, and we hear Axl ask….>
What’s so civil about war anyway?
<pyro and ballyhoo to open and we cut immediately to the back where Eric is rallying his troops>
*The pay per view cold opens with a shot of all of Bennett's Army sitting down in chairs positioned in the locker room. All are dressed, ready to wrestle. While LJ Bennett is absent, Eric O'Mac, dressed in army gear, wearing cammoflauge face paint, stands up before the assembled group.*
Eric: I called this meeting because I thought it would be important to remind everyone why you are sitting here today as opposed to getting prepared for your match in a different locker room.
*We see Moosehead Jack, Chris Cole, Attitude Adjuster, and LD Williams in the front row, nodding along.*
Eric: I understand that the past nine months or so have not been easy for anyone in this company. We've had alliances broken up, we've all endured the physical scars that come with war, and there has even been a few casualties.
*We see Ryan Hardcore, sitting with The Dead and Blitz in the second row, nod along with the last statement, referring to his former partner.*
Eric: Hell, I've even heard complaints from all of you, mad because you don't understand what exactly is in it for you to be fighting this battle.
Let it be known that I have heard your complaints, and they will be dealt with in due time.
Let me remind you exactly why we are doing this.
For all of you who think that we are doing this for LJ Bennett, you couldn't be further from the truth.
Bennett is a figurehead, a damn good one, but he is replacable.
No, we are doing this FOR US.
*Some applause.*
Eric: We are doing this for the Chris Cole's of the world, for the Moosehead Jack's, for the Attitude Adjuster's. For all of those who have had to put up with Rick Scaia's shit for FAR TOO LONG.
*More applause.*
Eric: We are doing this to protect the younger guys in this locker room. To make sure that they get a fair shake in this company. To make sure they aren't passed over the way I was!
*We see Tyson Kincaid argreeing with Eric.*
Eric: Now, only a select few of us can represent everyone on my side tonight. Only a few of us can defend our position in the final battle.
But for the Moosehead Jack's, for the LD Williams, for the Tyson Kincaids, for The Dead and Blitz, keep in mind that your battles tonight are VERY important to our cause.
It is up to all of you to set the tone early! It is up to you to show those supporters of that hack that you don't appreciate their support of a guy who is willing to sell their future to push a less talented man!
Everyone of us in this room has the potential to main event an OOWF Pay-Per-View one day! And if it were up to Rick, we would all be in dark matches or not even in this company at all.
So, everyone, do your part. Go out there, give the world a piece of Bennett's Army. Show them what we are made of!
*Eric looks to Chris Cole, AA, and Ryan Hardcore.*
Eric: And if you do your part...we'll make sure you get the opportunity to prove your wealth in the future.
Eric: Don't do this for Bennett, don't do this for me....DO THIS FOR YOU! Let's go out there, let's take some names, let's kick some ass!
*Big applause and everyone stands up*
Eric: I started this war...now let's go finish it.
*All of Bennett's Army talks excitedly. Fade out.*
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to HELL ON EARTH 4, which is also the OOWF’s 4 YEAR ANNIVERSAYR SHOW! Ladies and Gentlemen it is my honor and privilege to join you this evening on this historic occasion. To borrow a phrase, what a long strange trip it has been. Joining me, as always, are my esteemed colleagues Nash
Nash: You know Russ, when the OOWF first asked me to announce their pay per views, my first question was, “what’s an OOWF?” my second question was “how on earth can you possibly afford my salary?”Well somehow they have managed to pay me, none of the checks have bounced – unlike SOME promoter I will not name, and this place, yeah as weird as this sounds, this place has almost become like home. An incredibly dysfunctional home, but home nonetheless.
Russ: Well said Nash. Joining us as always, former ECW champion Razz
Razz: Russ, it is an honor to be here. You know, there once was another company that no one gave a chance to. Said there was no way they could survive in the back yard of the Big Dog in wrestling. Critics said they were too violent, they were to risqué, there was no way they could make it. Well they did. And tonight, the OOWF has proven they have made it too, and being a part of this for the last four years has been an amazing feeling. Watching them grow from running house shows in Toad Suck, Arkansas to running weekly shows in Mianus…..
Nash: Heh you said running shows in Mianus
Razz: I didn’t say a thing about your anus!
Nash: you said Mianus!
Razz: Not YOUR anus
Nash: Then whose anus?
Razz: NO ONE’S ANUS!
Nash: Did you know Attitude Adjuster got Firewoman pregnant in Mianus?
Razz: You can fit two people in your anus?
Nash: not your anus
Razz: Well I know, I can’t fit anyone in my anus
Nash: Why? Mianus is pretty big
Razz: So I have been told
Russ: If I could interrupt this OH SO enlightening discourse, we DO have a pay per view to discuss, and Firewoman wasn’t pregnant
Nash: What a SWERVE THAT was! Reminds me of the time I swerved Verne Gagne….
Razz: You convinced Verne that you got him pregnant?
Nash: What?
Russ: Can we save the flashbacks for later? Our opening segment features what should be the culmination of a years long feud.
Nash: That reminds me of the time when I……
Russ: NO!
Razz: Seriously though, the closest thing I can compare the feud between Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG to is the Raven-Tommy Dreamer feud. Those two could not be in the same area code and not end up fighting. That went on for YEARS. They both lost count of how much blood was spilled and how many stitches were needed to close wounds. One thing is for certain, neither man was ever really the same again
Nash: What I was GOING to say was it reminded me of the time I was in Georgia and saw the Tommy Rich-Buzz Sawyer feud. It didn’t last as long, but it was every bit as intense, and once it was finished, neither man was the same again.
Russ: They are scheduled to face off in three matches tonight, hopefully to settle this once and for all, the first match is a submission match, who does this match favor?
Razz: Does Crete even have a submission move? At least one that he has used recently? Crete is the more well rounded wrestler, I don’t think there is any question in that, but Moose has the actual submission move in the ji-endo, so I am going to give Moose the edge here.
Nash: The one thing that is really working in Crete’s favor is that, of the three matches, this is the one most closely resembling a wrestling match. I think in the end Crete will get the submission win here.
Russ: I think I am going to agree with Nash here. Moose is more likely to target a body part that will get him a win later in the evening, and the ji-endo is a consciousness-based submission, so there is really no need to work a body part for that. I see Moose targeting a body part and trying to do damage, but Crete counters that and traps Moose and gets a submission win. There is only one way to find out for sure, let’s head to the ring.
CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – 3 Stages of Hell Match 1: Submission Match
The two long time enemies are going to try and finally settle their differences tonight. They will meet three times, the first is a match that can only be won via submission. Moose comes out first and is heartily booed by the crowd. He slumps into the corner and waits for Crete. Concrete TG is announced next, and foregoes the normal superhero posturing and storms right to the ring, doesn’t even wait for the bell, but charges right to the corner where Moose sits slumped and immediately starts stomping away. Moose takes several stiff kicks to the chest and face before he bails out under the bottom rope. Crete won’t give Moose any time to collect himself, and bails out of the ring after him. On the outside, Crete grabs Moose by the back of the head and bounces his face off the Georgian Announce Table, then sends him to the floor with a clothesline. Showing uncharacteristic aggressiveness Crete grabs a near by chair and chokes Moose with it, I guess hoping that if Moose can’t breathe he will submit. This match is submission only, so there can be no count outs, no disqualifications, and no pinfalls. Crete eventually stops choking Moose and pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, Moose gets to his knees, holding his throat and gasping for air. Crete makes it into the ring just after, gets to his feet and catches Moose with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head, sending Moose face first to the canvas. Crete drives his knee into the small of Moose’s back and grabs his arms and pulls him back in a surfboard. Moose grunts in pain but refuses to give up. Crete keeps Moose in the move as long as he possibly can, yelling the whole time for him to give up, but Moose refuses to quit. Finally Crete releases the hold and Moose drops to the mat face first. With Moose down, Crete grabs him by the leg and flips him over, and drops several knees across the inside of Moose’s knee, then traps him in a spinning toe hold trying for the submission. Moose tries to free himself by reaching up and grabbing Crete by the hair and hammering him with shots to the temple, but Crete keeps the pressure on Moose’s knee and absorbs the shots. Crete turns the move into a figure four and screams at Moose to give up, but Moose snarls at Crete and makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Crete breaks, but doesn’t give moose a second to recover, grabbing his leg and pulling him to the middle of the ring, then snapping his leg and pulling the hamstring. Moose rolls on the mat in pain, and once again rolls under the ropes and falls to the floor. Once again, Crete keeps up the aggressiveness, and leaves the ring and grabs Moose again. This time, however, Moose grabs a hand full of tights and pulls Crete forward, slamming him face first into the ring post. Crete falls to the floor, clearly dazed, while Moose gets to his feet and tests the leg, which nearly buckles once he puts weight on it. Moose tries to stretch the leg out while Crete pulls himself to his feet using the apron. As Crete stands, Moose catches him with a boot to the midsection, then plants him on the floor with a swinging neckbreaker. Moose pulls Crete up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him in. Crete grabs the back of his head, and immediately Moose is on top of him, hammering him with rights and lefts to the face. Crete takes a defensive position, but that doesn’t keep a few shots from finding their target. Crete catches one shot to the temple that appears to daze him badly. Moose pulls Crete to his fet and grabs him in a waist lock, lifts him in the air, then drops him backward, the back of Crete’s head slams into the top turnbuckle and Crete falls forward and lands face down on the mat. Moose knows he has the upper hand now, and he hits the ropes, still showing a noticeable limp, and drops a knee across the back of Crete’s head. Jack pulls Crete to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his shoulders, peppering it with occasional cross faces across the nose, and elbowdrops to the side of the neck. Crete yells out in pain, but will not submit. The crowd begins to cheer for Crete and he fights his way to his feet and lands a couple of elbows to the midsection, momentarily stunning Moose. Crete frees himself and sends Moose to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Moose drops an elbow across the back of Crete’s neck, then grabs him and hits a PILEDRIVER in the center of the ring! Crete is OUT! Moose turns Crete over and tries the ji-endo, but Crete comes back around and fights it, biting Moose’s arm to free himself. Crete takes a chunk of Moose’s arm and spits it across the ring. Blood flows from the injury as Moose breaks the hold and grabs his arm. Crete drags himself to the corner and uses the ropes to pull himself up, immediately grabbing his neck in pain as he tries to turn his head. Moose gets to his feet with a look of rage in his eyes and see’s Crete in the corner. Moose charges and tries a high knee, but Crete moves out of the way and Moose slams knee first into the top turnbuckld. As Jack hits the mat, Crete leaves the ring and grabs Moose’s legs from the outside. He pulls Moose forward as hard as he can, posting him, much to the delight of the crowd. Crete then keeps hold of Moose’s legs and applies the POST FIGURE FOUR! Moose yells in pain as Crete puts all his weight on Moose’s leg. The referee moves in to see if Moose wants to quit, and Moose grabs him and slams him in the face with a head but! The referee collapses to the mat! There is no one to stop the match! Crete keeps the pressure on, I really think he will snap Moose’s leg! Inside the ring, Moose actually looks like he is about to tap out, then looks out of the ring and sees a furious Crete. Rage fills both men’s eyes as Moose refuses to give in. Finally, Moose simply goes limp! Did Moosehead Jack just pass out? The referee is still out, so there is no one to make the call. Crete releases the hold and slides into the ring and see’s that Moose is barely conscious. As Crete tries to revive the referee, Moose slowly pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. He limps toward Crete with a murderous look on his face. As Moose is about to attack, Crete avoids the blow, then slides behind Moose and clips the back of his leg with his arm, sending Moose crashing to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor where Moose writhes in pain, grabbing his knee. Crete finally manages to revive the referee enough that the ref can start to regain his bearings. Crete leaves the ring once again to grab Moose, but as he leans down, Moose SLAMS him in the face with a chair! Crete slumps to his knees as blood runs down his face. Moose pulls himself up and grabs Crete, and hits a short DDT, driving Crete’s face into the concrete floor. Moose slowly gets to his feet, barely able to put any weight on his leg, and drags himself to the apron. Moose stands, gets what was supposed to be a running start, but was actually more of a limping trot, and leaps off the apron, and drives and elbow into the back of Crete’s head, smashing his face even harder into the floor. As Moose sits next to Crete, he grabs Crete in a full Nelson while Crete is still face down on the floor. Moose leans back with all his might, bulling Crete off the floor and bending him the wrong way while pushing his head forward. Crete’s face contorts in a mask of pain, and the referee finally makes it outside the ring and asks Crete if he wants to quit. Crete spits a glob of blood onto the floor and yells NO! and the fans at ring side erupt into cheers. Crete manages to somehow power out of the move and force the break, but Moose gets the last shot in by slamming Crete’s face into the floor. Both men are exhausted, and clearly in tremendous pain. Moose pulls Crete up and tries a shot to the face, but Crete blocks it and nails Moose with a head but to the nose that staggers Moose backward a few steps. Crete stumbles over to the guard rail, and once Moose gets his vision back, he charges at Crete, but Crete sees him coming and back drops Moose into the crowd! People scatter and Moose crashes into several chairs before finally hitting the floor with a thud. Crete grabs his neck, and tosses himself over the guard rail and rolls Moose over onto his stomach, then pulls his legs toward the guard rail. Crete shoves both legs through the guard rail up to his knees, then bends one leg so Moose’s ankle rests across the back of his knee. Crete then bends the other leg back through the railing, trapping the first leg, and putting tremendous pressure on the back of Moose’s injured leg, Crete then tuck Moose’s foot under his arm and leans back, it’s a Texas Cloverleaf THROUGH THE GUARD RAIL! Moose howls in pain as Crete sits back further and further, increasing the pressure on Moose’s already injured leg. The fans are screaming for Moose to submit, the referee is right there in position. After several agonizing minutes trapped in the hold, perhaps knowing that there would be two more matches tonight, Moose taps out!
WINNER in 26:11 – Concrete TG
Crete releases the hold and immediately collapses to the floor. Fans help him to his feet as they cheer their hero. Moose slowly pulls himself up, not putting ANY weight on his leg at all. Crete gets a burst of energy and clotheslines them both over the railing. Moose hits the floor and Crete hammers away, getting in several good shots before security comes in and breaks it up.
Russ: Dear GOD how are they going to compete tonight? Moose’s leg may be broken, and Crete may have a damaged neck!
Nash: Hate will take you a long way Russ. You would be amazed what kind of pain the mind can block when it is occupied with hate.
Russ: The thought that this will continue through the night, just hellish
Razz: I guarantee you this Russ, right now, they aren’t feeling anything. Tomorrow? That’s a whole ‘nother story. Folks, I would like to bring out a pair of special guests this evening to shed some light on the next match, folks, please welcome, ECW Alum Mikey Whipwreck, and WWF legend, George “The Animal” Steele! <huge pop from the crowd>
Mikey: Its nice to be here Razz, and thanks for having us, but uh, why us?
Steele: MIIIIIINE!
Mikey: Yeah, yours, but again, I gotta ask, why us?
Razz: Well Mikey, I mean, you were a great wrestler and all, and the Animal was a crowd favorite, but I mean…….
Nash: You were jobbers, and two of the guys in this match are jobbers. Does this make a connection yet?
Steele: MIIIIIIIIIIINE! DUR-DUH-UGH
Mikey: Yes George, yours, wait, Nash, you consider us JOBBERS?
Nash: Is there ANYONE on the planet that doesn’t?
Russ: Mr. Whipwreck, this wasn’t meant as any kind of disrespect, simply that you spent a lot of your career in the lower part of the crowd, we would just like to get your opinion on what kind of preparation you go through for something like this.
Mikey: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW……
Steele: Please, Mr. Whipwreck allow me to handle this one
Mikey: You can talk?
Steele: I hold a Masters Degree in science young Mr. Whipwreck, there is a lot you don’t know about me.
Phantos: HEY!
Nash: Beat it!
Steele: First, gentlemen, allow me to thank you for having me on your program, it is quite a thrill to be here. I have watched you grow over the years, and your success has been an inspiration, and I must admit to being quite a fan of your program. Now, on to your query, you see, in the wrestling business, there are clearly people that are the elite, they have that mythical “it” that only few people seem to possess. Now, that said, part of what allows them to develop that “it” factor, is people willing to work as part of a larger machine to move that man up the ranks. What so many kids don’t realize these days is that five minutes of swallowing your pride, can lead to a lifetime of steady paychecks. It may not be the glamour that they sought, but they also have to remember this, it is far easier to keep your spot on the bottom than it is to keep your spot on the top.
Nash:…….
Razz:…….
Mikey:…...
Russ: Well said Mr. Steele, so how would you prepare for this match?
Steele: Well if you allow me to break kayfabe for a moment…..
<Steele glances over to kayfabe and she nods to The Animal>
Steele: The gentlemen in this match know their rolls. There is one man that is clearly being primed for a push, while the other two have somewhat languished and lost their momentum. If I were in this match, I would make sure I did all I could to make that person look as good as I could
Nash: That’s the most insane thing I have ever heard in my life!
Razz: C’mon Nash, are you gonna say you didn’t appreciate all the guys who laid down for you?
Nash: I TOLD YOU…….
<kayfabe slams a ruler down on the announce table snapping everyone to attention and letting them know it is time to restore order>
Russ: ok George, who do you see winning this one?
Steele: I believe Damon Wrath has built some momentum, plus after what DeBeers did to him, he will be out for revenge
Mikey: DeBeers will cheat to victory. He needs a manager though. He should call me
Razz: I think Apocalyptic Existence has a shot here, Chad Patton will make the difference
Nash: I have no idea, what the hell…..this is like the opening match on WCW Saturday Night, I have no idea
Russ: I also believe Damon Wrath has the momentum in this. Gentlemen, thank you for joining us, let’s head to the ring.
DAMON WRATH vs. ZK DEBEERS vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE
Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patten are out first, they wait in one corner and discuss some last minute strategy. ZK DeBeers makes his way to the ring, to thunderous boos. This is DeBeers first appearance in the United States, and by the reception he is getting, it may well be his last. The fans boo mercilessly and litter him with debris. DeBeers shrugs it off and makes his way around the ring where he sees and elderly black woman sitting. He pauses in front of the woman and just stares at her, then evidently lets all the insults hurled at him from the crowd explode on this poor old lady with a stream of insults that would make a sailor cringe. To her credit the old lady gets to her feet and gives it right back. With DeBeers getting his verbal comeuppance from the lady, he doesn’t notice that Damon Wrath has been introduced and has made his way to ring side. Wrath spots DeBeers and charges across the floor and nearly spears him out of his boots. The two men roll around on the floor trading shots. Inside the ring Apocalyptic Existence moves to join the fray, but Chad Patton wisely advises him against it. Let them kill each other, then pick the scraps. Smart strategy. Wrath manages to get DeBeers sitting against the steps and gets to his feet and HAMMERS DeBeers with several knees to the face. One knee appears to break DeBeers nose, because blood begins to flow down his face. Wrath pulls DeBeers up and rolls him under the ropes. Before Wrath can roll into the ring after him, AE charges across the ring and falls on DeBeers and gets a two count. Wrath climbs in and breaks up the pin, and AE gets to his feet and he and Wrath go nose to nose. AE gives him a shove, and Wrath responds with a double leg take down. With AE on the mat, Wrath catches AE with BRUTAL clubbing forearms to the chest. The referee starts the five count, and has to physically pull Wrath off of AE to avoid the disqualification. While this is going on, the camera pans to the outside where we see a dazed ZK DeBeers trying to get the blood to stop pouring from his nose as he slowly gets to his feet. Inside the ring, Wrath is arguing with the referee which gives AE time to get to his feet. Wrath shoves the referee aside and turns his attention back to AE, just in time to get his face nearly kicked off his shoulders. Wrath collapses to the mat in a heap and AE bounds off the ropes and drops a big leg across his chest, covers, but can only get a one count. AE pulls Wrath to his feet and grabs him in a bear hug and drives him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. AE covers again but only gets a two count. As Wrath struggles to get to his feet, AE climbs to the top rope and waits for Wrath to get to his feet, as he does, AE leaps and catches Wrath right on the chin with a perfect missile drop kick. The force of the move sends Wrath to the ropes where DeBeers is trying to get back into the ring, as Wrath hits the ropes, DeBeers low bridges him and Wrath tumbles backward over the top rope to the floor. DeBeers hops off the apron and grabs Wrath and slams him face first into the table, then hits a DIAMOND DRIVER! On he floor! Wrath is OUT! DeBeers stands over his fallen enemy for a moment, then raises his arms in victory, only to be quickly spun around by Apocalyptic Existence and LEVELED with a spinning fist to the side of the head. AE rolls DeBeers under the bottom rope, and then springboards onto the top rope, and hits a moonsault from the spring, hooks the leg, but DeBeers manages to shoot his arm out and grab the bottom rope and break the pin. AE pulls DeBeers to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then hooks DeBeers and lifts him up for a suplex, then slingshots him off the top rope, and turns him and DRIVES him to the mat with a jackhammer! AE hooks the leg, then hooks the other one with his leg, one, two, thre….NO! Wrath just manages to get into the ring to break it up! AE gets to his feet and waits for Wrath to pull himself up, then tries a spinning heel kick, but Wrath catches him and dumps him over the top rope to the apron. Wrath turns around and tries a clothesline, but AE ducks. When AE turns around, Wrath catches him with a superkick to the mouth sending him to the floor. Before Wrath can do anything, DeBeers grabs him from behind and hits a low blow doubling him over in pain. DeBeers grabs Wrath and rolls him up, and gets a two count, but Wrath kicks out, sending DeBeers into the middle turnbuckle face first. DeBeers remains caught up on the second turnbuckle, and Wrath gets a running start and catches DeBeers with a boot to the back of the head. Wrath pulls a dazed DeBeers to his feet and HAMMERS him with shots to the face, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a knee to the midsection, then lifts him up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! From the outside, AE tries to spring board back into the ring, but Wrath side steps him and AE crashes to the mat. Wrath pulls him up and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then turns his attention back to a stunned DeBeers. Wrath pulls him up and NAILS the LIGHTS OUT, then falls on DeBeers and hooks him in the WrathXface! DeBeers struggles a bit but Wrath has it hooked in the center of the ring, and is not about to release this hold for any reason at all. Finally, DeBeers can take no more and he taps out.
WINNER in 17:49 – Damon Wrath
Wrath releases the hold, and gets to his feet. He pulls something out of his boot and waits for DeBeers to get to his feet. As DeBeers stands up, Wrath BLASTS him with something! DeBeers falls to the mat, completely out cold! The crowd cheers wildly as Wrath stands over the fallen DeBeers and we see that Wrath had given DeBeers some of his own medicine, he breaks a roll of quarters over DeBeers fallen body, then falls on him and hammers him repeatedly in the face with punches until DeBeers is a bloody mess. Finally the officials pull him off of DeBeers, and Wrath raises his arms in victory and heads to the back.
Russ: That was a nice win by Damon Wrath, and a measure of revenge for him as well
Nash: Appreciate the guys who you beat……..it just doesn’t……..I mean they are………JOBBERS!
Russ: will you get hold of yourself?
Razz: Wrath may have just taken the first step toward working his way back up the card. People forget, he is a former tag team champion. After Gaelic Storm split, he kind of lost his way and ended up leaving the OOWF for a bit, but he is back now, and appears to be as focused as ever, I see good things in his future.
Nash: jobbers……
Russ: SNAP OUT OF IT
Nash: Fine. Wrath, yeah, he has the potential. You know, that kind of reminds me of my time in Mexico, it was the early 1970’s and I was a clean cut face working in Mil Mascaras’ promotion as El Lobo Solitario. I was in a BRUTAL feud with The Medics. I lost to Medic 1 in a match in the Mexico City Futbol Arena in front of 100,000 people. I was devastated. I considered quitting. I walked away for a few months and got my head together and when I came back, I came back as Actrivo Grande Kevin Nash and DOMINATED! Maybe that is what Wrath needs.
Razz: You sure you didn’t come back as Vinnie Vegas or Oz?
Nash: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Russ: If we could move on to our next match, we have a match between former teammates who have had a violent falling out. F. Fonzworth MacCappington III and Ryan Hardcore could never quite overcome the odds and capture the world tag team titles, but they were a functional tag team that appeared to be gaining momentum. Then, after a couple of tough losses, Ryan Hardcore decided that he had had enough.
Razz: Well, that happens sometimes, I mean me and Sabu had a pretty good team going, and for whatever reason it fell apart. I mean, you look at classic teams through the years, the Steiners, the The Midnight Rockers, the Rock N’Roll Express, they all had a rough spot where they split as a team
Nash: You know why those teams split? Because they couldn’t cut it anymore, and it became painfully obvious that SOMEONE on that team was a weak link. I mean look at those teams, with all due respect, Rick Steiner was the weak link, Marty Janetty was the weak link, and on the Rock N’Roll, well really, you can take either of them. Now you look at a team like The Outsiders, now THERE was a team…..
Razz: That constantly made sure they put themselves over ahead of everyone else
Russ: Before this breaks down into ANOTHER argument between you two, lets bring in someone that actually KNOWS something about wrestling, the “Louisville Lip” James E. Cornette! Jim how are you tonight?
Cornette: Well Russ, I’m finer than a frog hair split four ways, and just as happy as can be to be here. I want to say this whole OOWF thing, you boys have done a helluva job despite Nash’s best efforts.
Razz: So did you hear Kev’s comments on tag team wrestling?
Cornette: Yeah I heard him, Kevin Nash could start an argument in an empty house. Tag team wrestling is a science, you have to know your partner inside and out. These days we see too many teams that are thrown together for convenience and then people are surprised when they don’t work.
Russ: Well gentlemen, there are also some stips on this match, if Ryan Hardcore wins, he gets all of MacCappington’s assets, if MacCappington wins, Ryan Hardcore is gone from the OOWF!
Cornette: Seems to me like MacCappington has more to lose here. That man is so rich that he gets a new boat each time the old one gets wet. No way he is going to lose that fortune
Nash: MacCappington has the size, strength, and experience advantage over Hardcore, there is no way he is losing to him. Book it
Razz: I am gonna disagree here. You said Damon Wrath’s win was a coming out party? Well this one is going to be the same for Hardcore. Ryan Hardcore wins this one and it’s the start of something big for him.
Russ: I am going to say MacCappington’s experience as a solo wrestler will carry him. He was the Intercontinental champion, so he can handle himself in there, plus, while Hardcore is fighting for his job, MacCappington is fighting for everything he owns. MacCappington pulls out all the stops and gets the win here…..
Cornette: Lets go to the ring
Russ: That’s my line!
Cornette: Then say it Russ! My god your about as useful as back pocket on a shirt
Russ: Let’s go to the ring.
Live! From Dayton, Ohio
<we open to a blank screen, the sound crackles on and we hear this followed by Civil War (minus the intro, I wanted the original dammit!) As the song plays, we get OOWF video clips played to go along with it
Look at your young men fighting <clips of various OOWF stars beating the hell out of one another>
Look at your women crying <Fire weeping crocodile tears, then grinning mischeviously>
Look at your young men dying <clips of GM the Rick being DECIMATED by Bennett’s team>
The way they've always done before
Look at the hate we're breeding <clip of Eric ranting against Team Rick, and GM the Rick>
Look at the fear we're feeding<clips of various men in the ring with a look of fear in their eyes>
Look at the lives we're leading <clips of beatings in the hallways, people lying bloody and unconscious>
The way we've always done before
My hands are tied<clip of Eric and Davin agreeing to the cease fire>
The billions shift from side to side <clip of The Amnesiac turning on Crete and siding with Team Bennett>
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride<clips of both sides celebrating>
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars
<As the last four lines go by we get escalating images of the war, atrocious beatings committed by both sides, just as the bloodshed and horror gets to its climax, it stops, and we hear Axl ask….>
What’s so civil about war anyway?
<pyro and ballyhoo to open and we cut immediately to the back where Eric is rallying his troops>
*The pay per view cold opens with a shot of all of Bennett's Army sitting down in chairs positioned in the locker room. All are dressed, ready to wrestle. While LJ Bennett is absent, Eric O'Mac, dressed in army gear, wearing cammoflauge face paint, stands up before the assembled group.*
Eric: I called this meeting because I thought it would be important to remind everyone why you are sitting here today as opposed to getting prepared for your match in a different locker room.
*We see Moosehead Jack, Chris Cole, Attitude Adjuster, and LD Williams in the front row, nodding along.*
Eric: I understand that the past nine months or so have not been easy for anyone in this company. We've had alliances broken up, we've all endured the physical scars that come with war, and there has even been a few casualties.
*We see Ryan Hardcore, sitting with The Dead and Blitz in the second row, nod along with the last statement, referring to his former partner.*
Eric: Hell, I've even heard complaints from all of you, mad because you don't understand what exactly is in it for you to be fighting this battle.
Let it be known that I have heard your complaints, and they will be dealt with in due time.
Let me remind you exactly why we are doing this.
For all of you who think that we are doing this for LJ Bennett, you couldn't be further from the truth.
Bennett is a figurehead, a damn good one, but he is replacable.
No, we are doing this FOR US.
*Some applause.*
Eric: We are doing this for the Chris Cole's of the world, for the Moosehead Jack's, for the Attitude Adjuster's. For all of those who have had to put up with Rick Scaia's shit for FAR TOO LONG.
*More applause.*
Eric: We are doing this to protect the younger guys in this locker room. To make sure that they get a fair shake in this company. To make sure they aren't passed over the way I was!
*We see Tyson Kincaid argreeing with Eric.*
Eric: Now, only a select few of us can represent everyone on my side tonight. Only a few of us can defend our position in the final battle.
But for the Moosehead Jack's, for the LD Williams, for the Tyson Kincaids, for The Dead and Blitz, keep in mind that your battles tonight are VERY important to our cause.
It is up to all of you to set the tone early! It is up to you to show those supporters of that hack that you don't appreciate their support of a guy who is willing to sell their future to push a less talented man!
Everyone of us in this room has the potential to main event an OOWF Pay-Per-View one day! And if it were up to Rick, we would all be in dark matches or not even in this company at all.
So, everyone, do your part. Go out there, give the world a piece of Bennett's Army. Show them what we are made of!
*Eric looks to Chris Cole, AA, and Ryan Hardcore.*
Eric: And if you do your part...we'll make sure you get the opportunity to prove your wealth in the future.
Eric: Don't do this for Bennett, don't do this for me....DO THIS FOR YOU! Let's go out there, let's take some names, let's kick some ass!
*Big applause and everyone stands up*
Eric: I started this war...now let's go finish it.
*All of Bennett's Army talks excitedly. Fade out.*
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to HELL ON EARTH 4, which is also the OOWF’s 4 YEAR ANNIVERSAYR SHOW! Ladies and Gentlemen it is my honor and privilege to join you this evening on this historic occasion. To borrow a phrase, what a long strange trip it has been. Joining me, as always, are my esteemed colleagues Nash
Nash: You know Russ, when the OOWF first asked me to announce their pay per views, my first question was, “what’s an OOWF?” my second question was “how on earth can you possibly afford my salary?”Well somehow they have managed to pay me, none of the checks have bounced – unlike SOME promoter I will not name, and this place, yeah as weird as this sounds, this place has almost become like home. An incredibly dysfunctional home, but home nonetheless.
Russ: Well said Nash. Joining us as always, former ECW champion Razz
Razz: Russ, it is an honor to be here. You know, there once was another company that no one gave a chance to. Said there was no way they could survive in the back yard of the Big Dog in wrestling. Critics said they were too violent, they were to risqué, there was no way they could make it. Well they did. And tonight, the OOWF has proven they have made it too, and being a part of this for the last four years has been an amazing feeling. Watching them grow from running house shows in Toad Suck, Arkansas to running weekly shows in Mianus…..
Nash: Heh you said running shows in Mianus
Razz: I didn’t say a thing about your anus!
Nash: you said Mianus!
Razz: Not YOUR anus
Nash: Then whose anus?
Razz: NO ONE’S ANUS!
Nash: Did you know Attitude Adjuster got Firewoman pregnant in Mianus?
Razz: You can fit two people in your anus?
Nash: not your anus
Razz: Well I know, I can’t fit anyone in my anus
Nash: Why? Mianus is pretty big
Razz: So I have been told
Russ: If I could interrupt this OH SO enlightening discourse, we DO have a pay per view to discuss, and Firewoman wasn’t pregnant
Nash: What a SWERVE THAT was! Reminds me of the time I swerved Verne Gagne….
Razz: You convinced Verne that you got him pregnant?
Nash: What?
Russ: Can we save the flashbacks for later? Our opening segment features what should be the culmination of a years long feud.
Nash: That reminds me of the time when I……
Russ: NO!
Razz: Seriously though, the closest thing I can compare the feud between Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG to is the Raven-Tommy Dreamer feud. Those two could not be in the same area code and not end up fighting. That went on for YEARS. They both lost count of how much blood was spilled and how many stitches were needed to close wounds. One thing is for certain, neither man was ever really the same again
Nash: What I was GOING to say was it reminded me of the time I was in Georgia and saw the Tommy Rich-Buzz Sawyer feud. It didn’t last as long, but it was every bit as intense, and once it was finished, neither man was the same again.
Russ: They are scheduled to face off in three matches tonight, hopefully to settle this once and for all, the first match is a submission match, who does this match favor?
Razz: Does Crete even have a submission move? At least one that he has used recently? Crete is the more well rounded wrestler, I don’t think there is any question in that, but Moose has the actual submission move in the ji-endo, so I am going to give Moose the edge here.
Nash: The one thing that is really working in Crete’s favor is that, of the three matches, this is the one most closely resembling a wrestling match. I think in the end Crete will get the submission win here.
Russ: I think I am going to agree with Nash here. Moose is more likely to target a body part that will get him a win later in the evening, and the ji-endo is a consciousness-based submission, so there is really no need to work a body part for that. I see Moose targeting a body part and trying to do damage, but Crete counters that and traps Moose and gets a submission win. There is only one way to find out for sure, let’s head to the ring.
CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – 3 Stages of Hell Match 1: Submission Match
The two long time enemies are going to try and finally settle their differences tonight. They will meet three times, the first is a match that can only be won via submission. Moose comes out first and is heartily booed by the crowd. He slumps into the corner and waits for Crete. Concrete TG is announced next, and foregoes the normal superhero posturing and storms right to the ring, doesn’t even wait for the bell, but charges right to the corner where Moose sits slumped and immediately starts stomping away. Moose takes several stiff kicks to the chest and face before he bails out under the bottom rope. Crete won’t give Moose any time to collect himself, and bails out of the ring after him. On the outside, Crete grabs Moose by the back of the head and bounces his face off the Georgian Announce Table, then sends him to the floor with a clothesline. Showing uncharacteristic aggressiveness Crete grabs a near by chair and chokes Moose with it, I guess hoping that if Moose can’t breathe he will submit. This match is submission only, so there can be no count outs, no disqualifications, and no pinfalls. Crete eventually stops choking Moose and pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, Moose gets to his knees, holding his throat and gasping for air. Crete makes it into the ring just after, gets to his feet and catches Moose with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head, sending Moose face first to the canvas. Crete drives his knee into the small of Moose’s back and grabs his arms and pulls him back in a surfboard. Moose grunts in pain but refuses to give up. Crete keeps Moose in the move as long as he possibly can, yelling the whole time for him to give up, but Moose refuses to quit. Finally Crete releases the hold and Moose drops to the mat face first. With Moose down, Crete grabs him by the leg and flips him over, and drops several knees across the inside of Moose’s knee, then traps him in a spinning toe hold trying for the submission. Moose tries to free himself by reaching up and grabbing Crete by the hair and hammering him with shots to the temple, but Crete keeps the pressure on Moose’s knee and absorbs the shots. Crete turns the move into a figure four and screams at Moose to give up, but Moose snarls at Crete and makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Crete breaks, but doesn’t give moose a second to recover, grabbing his leg and pulling him to the middle of the ring, then snapping his leg and pulling the hamstring. Moose rolls on the mat in pain, and once again rolls under the ropes and falls to the floor. Once again, Crete keeps up the aggressiveness, and leaves the ring and grabs Moose again. This time, however, Moose grabs a hand full of tights and pulls Crete forward, slamming him face first into the ring post. Crete falls to the floor, clearly dazed, while Moose gets to his feet and tests the leg, which nearly buckles once he puts weight on it. Moose tries to stretch the leg out while Crete pulls himself to his feet using the apron. As Crete stands, Moose catches him with a boot to the midsection, then plants him on the floor with a swinging neckbreaker. Moose pulls Crete up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him in. Crete grabs the back of his head, and immediately Moose is on top of him, hammering him with rights and lefts to the face. Crete takes a defensive position, but that doesn’t keep a few shots from finding their target. Crete catches one shot to the temple that appears to daze him badly. Moose pulls Crete to his fet and grabs him in a waist lock, lifts him in the air, then drops him backward, the back of Crete’s head slams into the top turnbuckle and Crete falls forward and lands face down on the mat. Moose knows he has the upper hand now, and he hits the ropes, still showing a noticeable limp, and drops a knee across the back of Crete’s head. Jack pulls Crete to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his shoulders, peppering it with occasional cross faces across the nose, and elbowdrops to the side of the neck. Crete yells out in pain, but will not submit. The crowd begins to cheer for Crete and he fights his way to his feet and lands a couple of elbows to the midsection, momentarily stunning Moose. Crete frees himself and sends Moose to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Moose drops an elbow across the back of Crete’s neck, then grabs him and hits a PILEDRIVER in the center of the ring! Crete is OUT! Moose turns Crete over and tries the ji-endo, but Crete comes back around and fights it, biting Moose’s arm to free himself. Crete takes a chunk of Moose’s arm and spits it across the ring. Blood flows from the injury as Moose breaks the hold and grabs his arm. Crete drags himself to the corner and uses the ropes to pull himself up, immediately grabbing his neck in pain as he tries to turn his head. Moose gets to his feet with a look of rage in his eyes and see’s Crete in the corner. Moose charges and tries a high knee, but Crete moves out of the way and Moose slams knee first into the top turnbuckld. As Jack hits the mat, Crete leaves the ring and grabs Moose’s legs from the outside. He pulls Moose forward as hard as he can, posting him, much to the delight of the crowd. Crete then keeps hold of Moose’s legs and applies the POST FIGURE FOUR! Moose yells in pain as Crete puts all his weight on Moose’s leg. The referee moves in to see if Moose wants to quit, and Moose grabs him and slams him in the face with a head but! The referee collapses to the mat! There is no one to stop the match! Crete keeps the pressure on, I really think he will snap Moose’s leg! Inside the ring, Moose actually looks like he is about to tap out, then looks out of the ring and sees a furious Crete. Rage fills both men’s eyes as Moose refuses to give in. Finally, Moose simply goes limp! Did Moosehead Jack just pass out? The referee is still out, so there is no one to make the call. Crete releases the hold and slides into the ring and see’s that Moose is barely conscious. As Crete tries to revive the referee, Moose slowly pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. He limps toward Crete with a murderous look on his face. As Moose is about to attack, Crete avoids the blow, then slides behind Moose and clips the back of his leg with his arm, sending Moose crashing to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor where Moose writhes in pain, grabbing his knee. Crete finally manages to revive the referee enough that the ref can start to regain his bearings. Crete leaves the ring once again to grab Moose, but as he leans down, Moose SLAMS him in the face with a chair! Crete slumps to his knees as blood runs down his face. Moose pulls himself up and grabs Crete, and hits a short DDT, driving Crete’s face into the concrete floor. Moose slowly gets to his feet, barely able to put any weight on his leg, and drags himself to the apron. Moose stands, gets what was supposed to be a running start, but was actually more of a limping trot, and leaps off the apron, and drives and elbow into the back of Crete’s head, smashing his face even harder into the floor. As Moose sits next to Crete, he grabs Crete in a full Nelson while Crete is still face down on the floor. Moose leans back with all his might, bulling Crete off the floor and bending him the wrong way while pushing his head forward. Crete’s face contorts in a mask of pain, and the referee finally makes it outside the ring and asks Crete if he wants to quit. Crete spits a glob of blood onto the floor and yells NO! and the fans at ring side erupt into cheers. Crete manages to somehow power out of the move and force the break, but Moose gets the last shot in by slamming Crete’s face into the floor. Both men are exhausted, and clearly in tremendous pain. Moose pulls Crete up and tries a shot to the face, but Crete blocks it and nails Moose with a head but to the nose that staggers Moose backward a few steps. Crete stumbles over to the guard rail, and once Moose gets his vision back, he charges at Crete, but Crete sees him coming and back drops Moose into the crowd! People scatter and Moose crashes into several chairs before finally hitting the floor with a thud. Crete grabs his neck, and tosses himself over the guard rail and rolls Moose over onto his stomach, then pulls his legs toward the guard rail. Crete shoves both legs through the guard rail up to his knees, then bends one leg so Moose’s ankle rests across the back of his knee. Crete then bends the other leg back through the railing, trapping the first leg, and putting tremendous pressure on the back of Moose’s injured leg, Crete then tuck Moose’s foot under his arm and leans back, it’s a Texas Cloverleaf THROUGH THE GUARD RAIL! Moose howls in pain as Crete sits back further and further, increasing the pressure on Moose’s already injured leg. The fans are screaming for Moose to submit, the referee is right there in position. After several agonizing minutes trapped in the hold, perhaps knowing that there would be two more matches tonight, Moose taps out!
WINNER in 26:11 – Concrete TG
Crete releases the hold and immediately collapses to the floor. Fans help him to his feet as they cheer their hero. Moose slowly pulls himself up, not putting ANY weight on his leg at all. Crete gets a burst of energy and clotheslines them both over the railing. Moose hits the floor and Crete hammers away, getting in several good shots before security comes in and breaks it up.
Russ: Dear GOD how are they going to compete tonight? Moose’s leg may be broken, and Crete may have a damaged neck!
Nash: Hate will take you a long way Russ. You would be amazed what kind of pain the mind can block when it is occupied with hate.
Russ: The thought that this will continue through the night, just hellish
Razz: I guarantee you this Russ, right now, they aren’t feeling anything. Tomorrow? That’s a whole ‘nother story. Folks, I would like to bring out a pair of special guests this evening to shed some light on the next match, folks, please welcome, ECW Alum Mikey Whipwreck, and WWF legend, George “The Animal” Steele! <huge pop from the crowd>
Mikey: Its nice to be here Razz, and thanks for having us, but uh, why us?
Steele: MIIIIIINE!
Mikey: Yeah, yours, but again, I gotta ask, why us?
Razz: Well Mikey, I mean, you were a great wrestler and all, and the Animal was a crowd favorite, but I mean…….
Nash: You were jobbers, and two of the guys in this match are jobbers. Does this make a connection yet?
Steele: MIIIIIIIIIIINE! DUR-DUH-UGH
Mikey: Yes George, yours, wait, Nash, you consider us JOBBERS?
Nash: Is there ANYONE on the planet that doesn’t?
Russ: Mr. Whipwreck, this wasn’t meant as any kind of disrespect, simply that you spent a lot of your career in the lower part of the crowd, we would just like to get your opinion on what kind of preparation you go through for something like this.
Mikey: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW……
Steele: Please, Mr. Whipwreck allow me to handle this one
Mikey: You can talk?
Steele: I hold a Masters Degree in science young Mr. Whipwreck, there is a lot you don’t know about me.
Phantos: HEY!
Nash: Beat it!
Steele: First, gentlemen, allow me to thank you for having me on your program, it is quite a thrill to be here. I have watched you grow over the years, and your success has been an inspiration, and I must admit to being quite a fan of your program. Now, on to your query, you see, in the wrestling business, there are clearly people that are the elite, they have that mythical “it” that only few people seem to possess. Now, that said, part of what allows them to develop that “it” factor, is people willing to work as part of a larger machine to move that man up the ranks. What so many kids don’t realize these days is that five minutes of swallowing your pride, can lead to a lifetime of steady paychecks. It may not be the glamour that they sought, but they also have to remember this, it is far easier to keep your spot on the bottom than it is to keep your spot on the top.
Nash:…….
Razz:…….
Mikey:…...
Russ: Well said Mr. Steele, so how would you prepare for this match?
Steele: Well if you allow me to break kayfabe for a moment…..
<Steele glances over to kayfabe and she nods to The Animal>
Steele: The gentlemen in this match know their rolls. There is one man that is clearly being primed for a push, while the other two have somewhat languished and lost their momentum. If I were in this match, I would make sure I did all I could to make that person look as good as I could
Nash: That’s the most insane thing I have ever heard in my life!
Razz: C’mon Nash, are you gonna say you didn’t appreciate all the guys who laid down for you?
Nash: I TOLD YOU…….
<kayfabe slams a ruler down on the announce table snapping everyone to attention and letting them know it is time to restore order>
Russ: ok George, who do you see winning this one?
Steele: I believe Damon Wrath has built some momentum, plus after what DeBeers did to him, he will be out for revenge
Mikey: DeBeers will cheat to victory. He needs a manager though. He should call me
Razz: I think Apocalyptic Existence has a shot here, Chad Patton will make the difference
Nash: I have no idea, what the hell…..this is like the opening match on WCW Saturday Night, I have no idea
Russ: I also believe Damon Wrath has the momentum in this. Gentlemen, thank you for joining us, let’s head to the ring.
DAMON WRATH vs. ZK DEBEERS vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE
Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patten are out first, they wait in one corner and discuss some last minute strategy. ZK DeBeers makes his way to the ring, to thunderous boos. This is DeBeers first appearance in the United States, and by the reception he is getting, it may well be his last. The fans boo mercilessly and litter him with debris. DeBeers shrugs it off and makes his way around the ring where he sees and elderly black woman sitting. He pauses in front of the woman and just stares at her, then evidently lets all the insults hurled at him from the crowd explode on this poor old lady with a stream of insults that would make a sailor cringe. To her credit the old lady gets to her feet and gives it right back. With DeBeers getting his verbal comeuppance from the lady, he doesn’t notice that Damon Wrath has been introduced and has made his way to ring side. Wrath spots DeBeers and charges across the floor and nearly spears him out of his boots. The two men roll around on the floor trading shots. Inside the ring Apocalyptic Existence moves to join the fray, but Chad Patton wisely advises him against it. Let them kill each other, then pick the scraps. Smart strategy. Wrath manages to get DeBeers sitting against the steps and gets to his feet and HAMMERS DeBeers with several knees to the face. One knee appears to break DeBeers nose, because blood begins to flow down his face. Wrath pulls DeBeers up and rolls him under the ropes. Before Wrath can roll into the ring after him, AE charges across the ring and falls on DeBeers and gets a two count. Wrath climbs in and breaks up the pin, and AE gets to his feet and he and Wrath go nose to nose. AE gives him a shove, and Wrath responds with a double leg take down. With AE on the mat, Wrath catches AE with BRUTAL clubbing forearms to the chest. The referee starts the five count, and has to physically pull Wrath off of AE to avoid the disqualification. While this is going on, the camera pans to the outside where we see a dazed ZK DeBeers trying to get the blood to stop pouring from his nose as he slowly gets to his feet. Inside the ring, Wrath is arguing with the referee which gives AE time to get to his feet. Wrath shoves the referee aside and turns his attention back to AE, just in time to get his face nearly kicked off his shoulders. Wrath collapses to the mat in a heap and AE bounds off the ropes and drops a big leg across his chest, covers, but can only get a one count. AE pulls Wrath to his feet and grabs him in a bear hug and drives him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. AE covers again but only gets a two count. As Wrath struggles to get to his feet, AE climbs to the top rope and waits for Wrath to get to his feet, as he does, AE leaps and catches Wrath right on the chin with a perfect missile drop kick. The force of the move sends Wrath to the ropes where DeBeers is trying to get back into the ring, as Wrath hits the ropes, DeBeers low bridges him and Wrath tumbles backward over the top rope to the floor. DeBeers hops off the apron and grabs Wrath and slams him face first into the table, then hits a DIAMOND DRIVER! On he floor! Wrath is OUT! DeBeers stands over his fallen enemy for a moment, then raises his arms in victory, only to be quickly spun around by Apocalyptic Existence and LEVELED with a spinning fist to the side of the head. AE rolls DeBeers under the bottom rope, and then springboards onto the top rope, and hits a moonsault from the spring, hooks the leg, but DeBeers manages to shoot his arm out and grab the bottom rope and break the pin. AE pulls DeBeers to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then hooks DeBeers and lifts him up for a suplex, then slingshots him off the top rope, and turns him and DRIVES him to the mat with a jackhammer! AE hooks the leg, then hooks the other one with his leg, one, two, thre….NO! Wrath just manages to get into the ring to break it up! AE gets to his feet and waits for Wrath to pull himself up, then tries a spinning heel kick, but Wrath catches him and dumps him over the top rope to the apron. Wrath turns around and tries a clothesline, but AE ducks. When AE turns around, Wrath catches him with a superkick to the mouth sending him to the floor. Before Wrath can do anything, DeBeers grabs him from behind and hits a low blow doubling him over in pain. DeBeers grabs Wrath and rolls him up, and gets a two count, but Wrath kicks out, sending DeBeers into the middle turnbuckle face first. DeBeers remains caught up on the second turnbuckle, and Wrath gets a running start and catches DeBeers with a boot to the back of the head. Wrath pulls a dazed DeBeers to his feet and HAMMERS him with shots to the face, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a knee to the midsection, then lifts him up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! From the outside, AE tries to spring board back into the ring, but Wrath side steps him and AE crashes to the mat. Wrath pulls him up and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then turns his attention back to a stunned DeBeers. Wrath pulls him up and NAILS the LIGHTS OUT, then falls on DeBeers and hooks him in the WrathXface! DeBeers struggles a bit but Wrath has it hooked in the center of the ring, and is not about to release this hold for any reason at all. Finally, DeBeers can take no more and he taps out.
WINNER in 17:49 – Damon Wrath
Wrath releases the hold, and gets to his feet. He pulls something out of his boot and waits for DeBeers to get to his feet. As DeBeers stands up, Wrath BLASTS him with something! DeBeers falls to the mat, completely out cold! The crowd cheers wildly as Wrath stands over the fallen DeBeers and we see that Wrath had given DeBeers some of his own medicine, he breaks a roll of quarters over DeBeers fallen body, then falls on him and hammers him repeatedly in the face with punches until DeBeers is a bloody mess. Finally the officials pull him off of DeBeers, and Wrath raises his arms in victory and heads to the back.
Russ: That was a nice win by Damon Wrath, and a measure of revenge for him as well
Nash: Appreciate the guys who you beat……..it just doesn’t……..I mean they are………JOBBERS!
Russ: will you get hold of yourself?
Razz: Wrath may have just taken the first step toward working his way back up the card. People forget, he is a former tag team champion. After Gaelic Storm split, he kind of lost his way and ended up leaving the OOWF for a bit, but he is back now, and appears to be as focused as ever, I see good things in his future.
Nash: jobbers……
Russ: SNAP OUT OF IT
Nash: Fine. Wrath, yeah, he has the potential. You know, that kind of reminds me of my time in Mexico, it was the early 1970’s and I was a clean cut face working in Mil Mascaras’ promotion as El Lobo Solitario. I was in a BRUTAL feud with The Medics. I lost to Medic 1 in a match in the Mexico City Futbol Arena in front of 100,000 people. I was devastated. I considered quitting. I walked away for a few months and got my head together and when I came back, I came back as Actrivo Grande Kevin Nash and DOMINATED! Maybe that is what Wrath needs.
Razz: You sure you didn’t come back as Vinnie Vegas or Oz?
Nash: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Russ: If we could move on to our next match, we have a match between former teammates who have had a violent falling out. F. Fonzworth MacCappington III and Ryan Hardcore could never quite overcome the odds and capture the world tag team titles, but they were a functional tag team that appeared to be gaining momentum. Then, after a couple of tough losses, Ryan Hardcore decided that he had had enough.
Razz: Well, that happens sometimes, I mean me and Sabu had a pretty good team going, and for whatever reason it fell apart. I mean, you look at classic teams through the years, the Steiners, the The Midnight Rockers, the Rock N’Roll Express, they all had a rough spot where they split as a team
Nash: You know why those teams split? Because they couldn’t cut it anymore, and it became painfully obvious that SOMEONE on that team was a weak link. I mean look at those teams, with all due respect, Rick Steiner was the weak link, Marty Janetty was the weak link, and on the Rock N’Roll, well really, you can take either of them. Now you look at a team like The Outsiders, now THERE was a team…..
Razz: That constantly made sure they put themselves over ahead of everyone else
Russ: Before this breaks down into ANOTHER argument between you two, lets bring in someone that actually KNOWS something about wrestling, the “Louisville Lip” James E. Cornette! Jim how are you tonight?
Cornette: Well Russ, I’m finer than a frog hair split four ways, and just as happy as can be to be here. I want to say this whole OOWF thing, you boys have done a helluva job despite Nash’s best efforts.
Razz: So did you hear Kev’s comments on tag team wrestling?
Cornette: Yeah I heard him, Kevin Nash could start an argument in an empty house. Tag team wrestling is a science, you have to know your partner inside and out. These days we see too many teams that are thrown together for convenience and then people are surprised when they don’t work.
Russ: Well gentlemen, there are also some stips on this match, if Ryan Hardcore wins, he gets all of MacCappington’s assets, if MacCappington wins, Ryan Hardcore is gone from the OOWF!
Cornette: Seems to me like MacCappington has more to lose here. That man is so rich that he gets a new boat each time the old one gets wet. No way he is going to lose that fortune
Nash: MacCappington has the size, strength, and experience advantage over Hardcore, there is no way he is losing to him. Book it
Razz: I am gonna disagree here. You said Damon Wrath’s win was a coming out party? Well this one is going to be the same for Hardcore. Ryan Hardcore wins this one and it’s the start of something big for him.
Russ: I am going to say MacCappington’s experience as a solo wrestler will carry him. He was the Intercontinental champion, so he can handle himself in there, plus, while Hardcore is fighting for his job, MacCappington is fighting for everything he owns. MacCappington pulls out all the stops and gets the win here…..
Cornette: Lets go to the ring
Russ: That’s my line!
Cornette: Then say it Russ! My god your about as useful as back pocket on a shirt
Russ: Let’s go to the ring.