MidWeek Mayhem (10-22) Live! From Springfield, AL
Oct 22, 2008 9:56:34 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Oct 22, 2008 9:56:34 GMT -5
*FADE IN*
<The words "FLASHBACK TO THE MOM JOKE" appear on screen as we see Sav come running back in wearing a NY Giants hat>
Sav: Am I Willie?
<Everyone laughs except for SYB who is growing more and more irritated>
JA: OK Princess, time to go to sleep.
AA: But I just got here.
JA: Not you Dad <catches himself>… dad dad daddio.
Sav: Good night wrestling guys!
Everyone: GOOD NIGHT SAV!
<Sav runs over to JA and gives him a hug>
Sav <looking at SYB and whispering>: He looks like a pelican.
JA: Go to sleep, Savannah Banana.
<Sav runs off, leaving SYB, Skurge, JA, and AA, who is on the phone with his bookie>
AA: No, I said a dime on the Rays. Right. <He hangs up> So where were we?
JA: We were going to show these boys how to deliver an old school promo.
AA: No problem.
Skurge: So show us something, Eh Eh.
AA: That’s AA, buddy.
Skurge: That’s what I said.
AA: Before I say anything about our strategy to beat Drink & Destroy, which will in no way hurt us at Mayhem, I want to share with you some long-winded and pointless stories.
<SYB rubs his eyes while Skurge checks his watch>
AA: I was fighting The Pegasus Kid in Japan once and I told him, “Kid there are two things you always have to remember. Feed your dogs and always leave the sliding door open.”
<Skurge gives Solly the universal “let’s get the fuck out of here” sign>
Skurge <under his breath> Oot.
AA: What?
Skurge: Nothing. Keep going. Tell us aboot you and the Great Muta a-gain.
AA: Oh yeah. Muta. Big bleeder, the Muta. So anyway…
<A generic clock appears on screen with the big hand spinning out of control as AA continues with his stories>
AA: And I said Sheik, fuck you and your family! Have a good day!
<The four men laugh>
Skurge: But what aboot the promo against Gaps and Macaroons?
JA: Just throw a couple of “fucks” in there to let them know you mean business.
SYB: You really think we should swear?
JA: Yes Solly, goddamn it swear.
SYB: You make it sound so easy. I wish I had your confidence.
JA: Just remember Solly and Skurge, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Skurge: Got it. Let’s go.
<SYB goes over to embrace AA and appears to take something out of his jacket pocket>
SYB: Thanks Alan, you have no idea how much this means to us.
AA: Always happy to help out the good guys.
<IHOP heads out the door and we hear tires screeching off-screen>
AA: See how eager they are to get to the arena?
JA: Uh Alan? They just stole your car.
AA: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY!
*FADE*
<The words "FLASHBACK TO THE MOM JOKE" appear on screen as we see Sav come running back in wearing a NY Giants hat>
Sav: Am I Willie?
<Everyone laughs except for SYB who is growing more and more irritated>
JA: OK Princess, time to go to sleep.
AA: But I just got here.
JA: Not you Dad <catches himself>… dad dad daddio.
Sav: Good night wrestling guys!
Everyone: GOOD NIGHT SAV!
<Sav runs over to JA and gives him a hug>
Sav <looking at SYB and whispering>: He looks like a pelican.
JA: Go to sleep, Savannah Banana.
<Sav runs off, leaving SYB, Skurge, JA, and AA, who is on the phone with his bookie>
AA: No, I said a dime on the Rays. Right. <He hangs up> So where were we?
JA: We were going to show these boys how to deliver an old school promo.
AA: No problem.
Skurge: So show us something, Eh Eh.
AA: That’s AA, buddy.
Skurge: That’s what I said.
AA: Before I say anything about our strategy to beat Drink & Destroy, which will in no way hurt us at Mayhem, I want to share with you some long-winded and pointless stories.
<SYB rubs his eyes while Skurge checks his watch>
AA: I was fighting The Pegasus Kid in Japan once and I told him, “Kid there are two things you always have to remember. Feed your dogs and always leave the sliding door open.”
<Skurge gives Solly the universal “let’s get the fuck out of here” sign>
Skurge <under his breath> Oot.
AA: What?
Skurge: Nothing. Keep going. Tell us aboot you and the Great Muta a-gain.
AA: Oh yeah. Muta. Big bleeder, the Muta. So anyway…
<A generic clock appears on screen with the big hand spinning out of control as AA continues with his stories>
AA: And I said Sheik, fuck you and your family! Have a good day!
<The four men laugh>
Skurge: But what aboot the promo against Gaps and Macaroons?
JA: Just throw a couple of “fucks” in there to let them know you mean business.
SYB: You really think we should swear?
JA: Yes Solly, goddamn it swear.
SYB: You make it sound so easy. I wish I had your confidence.
JA: Just remember Solly and Skurge, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Skurge: Got it. Let’s go.
<SYB goes over to embrace AA and appears to take something out of his jacket pocket>
SYB: Thanks Alan, you have no idea how much this means to us.
AA: Always happy to help out the good guys.
<IHOP heads out the door and we hear tires screeching off-screen>
AA: See how eager they are to get to the arena?
JA: Uh Alan? They just stole your car.
AA: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY!
*FADE*