[Jack Quinn]

This deserves its own thread. Let's keep the Wedding promos and such here until the day of the blessed event on November 9th

[Fire-Babe]

They're already married. This is just the reception.

[The Canadian Content]

Receptions can be blessed.

[Tommy]

Who knew Tyson Kincaid's real name was Fiona Denton?

[DevSop]

Inside a small room where everyone is supposed to speak to a camera and give well wishes to the newly married couple, the camera turns on whenever someone sits down and it turns on for the first time and we see Alexis Darling sitting in the chair. She's got on a black and red dress and her hair looks newly dyed it's darkest shade of black yet.

I never expected to be sitting having to congratulate you on a wedding Eric. At least not like this. I mean I knew you were capable of doing anything to get ahead, but I can't....


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Ya know what, I can't do this right now.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is walking in the hallway, when Phantos comes running up behind her. He touches her on the shoulder, which startles her into whipping her elbow around, nearly missing him, thanks to his good reflexes from such clean living

P: Whoops, sorry, I forgot. No getting you from behind.

FW: ....

P: I mean....
Obviously you can't see it behind the mask, but Phantos' does turn a shade red, to look like might be blushing

FW: I know what you mean. What?

P: Oh, uh, did you see this? [he holds out a copy of the invitation to Eric and Fiona's wedding reception.

FW: Oh yeah. Just what I want to do, spend an evening playing nice with that jerk and his family of jerks.

P: Oh...

Phantos looks down, dejected.

FW: What?

P: So, you're not going?

FW: I hadn't planned on it, no. If you read Wrestling Cliches 101 you'll see that--

P: It's just that... well, I figured if YOU were going... and if I was going we could just... like... go together.... and stuff...

FW: Oh....Oh..... Um.... well, yeah, I guess that would be okay.

P: Great! Let me tell Lucios we will need to make room for you in the truck!

FW: Um....

Phantos goes running to wherever Lucios happens to be, leaving Firewoman standing there, kind of amused.

[Demko]

*OOC* - I'm posting this now, since I'll be busy tomorrow with other things.

*IC* - The scene opens at the reception, after Eric O'Mac and FMD's wedding. The lucky couple haven't shown up yet. The OOWF is out in full force here at the reception.

Here we see a headless ice sculpture of what looks like it was Eric O'Mac in ice form. Moosehead Jack is stabbing at the head of the sculpture with an ice pick. Poe and Selena are sitting at a table. Selena appears to be picking all of the petals off of the flower centerpiece, leaving just the stems. Justin Sane is sitting at a table, with LADDER as his date.

All of a sudden, the reception band stands up, gets their instruments, and starts playing "With Jupiter in Mind", by Joe Satriani. CTG comes into the hall, dressed in his Tuxedo Mask costume. Right after he enters, the band's melody changes into a muzak version of "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock. IHOP saunters into the reception hall, with The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, Fezzik, and The Amnesiac en tow. As the band finishes their rendition of IHOP's theme, two men in black suits and sunglasses approach The Amnesiac.

First Man: Sir, you're not allowed to be here. We have strict orders from Mr. O'Mac himself to ensure that you're not to be given access to the proceedings here.

AMN: I was at the wedding ceremony, and none of you seemed to have an issue then.

Second Man: You were? Well crap, I didn't see you there.

AMN: Yeah, I was standing in the back, behind this guy over here (he points to Fezzik).

FM: Well, if you were at the ceremony, I can't see why you shouldn't be able to go to the reception.

AMN: I thought you'd see it my way. Thanks, guys.

The IHOP gang traverses the reception hall and finds their seats next to Firewoman, Jericho, Phantos, Lucios and Lucky.

FW: Hey there guys.

SYB: Hey Fire. That sure was a nice ceremony.

FW: Yeah, if I was one of those crying chicks, I'd be bawling right now. I'm really surprised FMD went through with it. I really thought she and Demko were gonna make it.

Skurge: Well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be for them.

SYB starts snickering. Dorothy Mantooth joins in, and soon, everyone at the table besides Firewoman, Jericho and Lucky are all laughing out loud.

FW: What? What's so funny?

AMN: You'll see. Just watch.

FW: Amnesiac! What's going on here?

Suddenly, the band starts up again, but this time, it's "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns'N'Roses.

SYB: What the fuck?! Guns N Roses?!

As the band plays, the wedding party comes out, being introduced by the MC. After all of them have entered the dancefloor, the MC makes his final announcement:

MC: And now, for the first time anywhere, I'd like to introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Eric and Fiona O'Mac!

The two of them make their way into the reception hall, smiling widely. As they enter the dance floor, The Amnesiac stands up with a wireless mic in his hand. It appears to be tuned into the MC's sound system, because his voice comes over the loudspeakers.

AMN: Ladies and gentlemen-

Eric O'Mac looks furious that The Amnesiac is at his reception. He starts pointing at the two men in black suits, making throat-cutting gestures. The two men start making their way over to where The Amnesiac stands.

AMN: Hold on! Don't throw me out just yet. I've got some information that Eric O'Mac might need during his marriage to my good friend Fiona.

Fiona just smiles mysteriously as the crowd turns to look at her.

AMN: But first, let me show you a little something.

The Amnesiac points to a lovely picture frame which has been set to rotate out different digital pictures of beautiful fall landscapes.

AMN: Monkeys in the truck? Roll my footage.

The lovely photo of fall foliage changes. We see a scene with The Amnesiac standing with Michael Demko and Fiona Michelle Denton, seemingly on their wedding day, as Mr. Demko is in his tuxedo. But Fiona is not in her wedding dress. Strange.

AMN: Hi Eric. It's me, The Amnesiac. You remember me, right? We were tag team partners for a little while? Yeah... well the fact that you're watching this right now means that you had to have taken the bait.

Eric O'Mac looks confused, but continues to watch the screen.

AMN: I'm here with my good friend, Michael Demko. He's a long-time fan of the OOWF, so he knows the kind of weird shit that goes on around here. We've seen it all before, and in fact, some of you guys out there have gotten downright predictable. And that includes you, Mr. O'Mac. Look here. We're here with your lovely bride. Say hello, hon.

Fiona waves in the video, and then the real Fiona waves back, in a mirror-like gesture. Suddenly, from the side of the screen, in the video, a SECOND Fiona comes into frame, wearing the wedding dress that we all saw her in a few weeks back.

AMN: And this is Mrs. Fiona Michelle DEMKO. Or, at least, she will be by the time you see this video.

Eric O'Mac starts to see what's going on, but he still looks confused.

AMN: Your lovely bride right there is actually none other than Felicia Marie Denton. She and Fiona were born about 2 minutes apart. They're twin sisters. You've married someone very close to me and Michael Demko, but only because we got her to agree to be married to you.

Eric turns his head over his shoulder to look at Felicia. She waves at him, smiling sweetly.

FMD: Hi honey. It's nice to finally meet you.

In the video, Felicia smiles that same sweet smile.

FMD (video): And you see, Mr. O'Mac. You married me under very illegal pretenses. You drugged me, and you coerced me into marriage the first time. But the next time, I'm going to marry you very legally, and very bindingly.

Demko: And then, suddenly, there will be some irreconcilable differences, because Mrs. Felicia Marie O'Mac will be divorcing you very soon. And taking half of your fortune with her. Oh, and then she's planning on suing you for loss of dignity, for coercing her into a televised marriage while she was drugged. Good luck, Mr. O'Mac. I hope you've got some damn good attorneys, you motorboatin sonuvabitch!

The video ends, and Eric O'Mac just stands there, dumbfounded. He grabs the MC's mic.

EOM: So how did... why... when-

AMN: We talked to Mr. Demko and the Future Mrs. Demko, and asked them if they minded their wedding being infiltrated by OOWF wrestlers. Fiona wasn't HAPPY about it, but Felicia has agreed to send them on a two week cruise, and a two week tour of Europe for their honeymoon, courtesy, of course, of the Estate of Mr. Eric Kennedy O'Mac. Hell, she charged the trips to your credit card last week.

Eric looks over at Felicia with an angry glare.

EOM: You told me those trips were for OUR honeymoon!

FMD: Oops. Did I?

Eric steams while The Amnesiac continues to explain.

AMN: So, we sent Felicia to Vegas, told her to get liquored up, and we figured you'd take care of the rest for us.

FMD: Which you did.

AMN: And so, here we are... with you in a very legal marriage to my best friend's sister-in-law.

Eric stands there and thinks for a minute. A lightbulb pops up over his head.

EOM: WAIT! What about Dorothy Mantooth! She had sex with Demko!

DM: I did no such thing. We played it up for the cameras to really sell the story.

Eric looks downtrodden and beaten. The band starts up "Fools Rush In" by Elvis Presley. The Amnesiac walks over to the dance floor.

AMN: Mrs. O'Mac, may I have this dance?

Felicia takes The Amnesiac's hand, and the two of them begin dancing. They dance right past Eric O'Mac. The Amnesiac looks at him and smirks.

AMN: HA!

*FADE TO BLACK*