[Pun]

So, just minutes ago, I got this text message from TarheelMike:

I swear to god i just saw David Flair in the Wetumpka wal mart.

Haven't gotten a reply yet.

So, spill it Mikey. Was it him?

[Mikey]

I didn't ask him. Here's why:

If it was NOT David Flair...

1) If he'd never heard of David Flair, and I asked him if he indeed WAS David Flair, that makes me a complete dumbass.

2) If he HAD heard of David Flair, and I'd asked him that, that makes me an even BIGGER dumbass.

If it WAS David Flair and I asked him that...

3) That makes me a creepy 26 year old fanboy.

NOBODY WINS!


But yeah, I would've put $5 on it saying it was.

[Byrntrigan]

Did you take a stealth phone pic?

[Mikey]

Unfortunately, no. It was right in the front of the store, where there weren't shelves and stuff to hide behind. I guess I could've attempted a drive by with the phone to my ear, but I really suck at those.

[ALL CAPS]

Beh. I used to see David Flair and Stacy Kiebler at the Towson mall all the time back when they were dating. He likes Chik-fil-a.

[Mikey]

Nov 6, 2008 9:12:47 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

He likes Chik-fil-a.

As we all should.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Especially their new shake.

[Mikey]

Peppermint chocolate chip? No thanks.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Really? That shit looks so good. Too bad I'm on a no sugar diet. The Mint Cookies & Cream shake they had last year was really good so I'm sure this one will be too.

[Mikey]

Mint Cookies & Cream? Yes. But that wasn't peppermint, and I hate peppermint. The Coffee Carmel one was also outstanding.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Nov 6, 2008 14:13:21 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

Really? That shit looks so good. Too bad I'm on a no sugar diet. The Mint Cookies & Cream shake they had last year was really good so I'm sure this one will be too.

It's not as good as the mint but I still killed it in a matter of minutes.

[Deleted]

Just like Sonic in the other thread, Chik-fil-A doesn't really exist so I don't know what you guys are talking about.