[eliasvict]

...and...uh...WTF?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Is he auditioning for Uncle Jesse in the next Dukes movie?

[The Canadian Content]

"Ho Ho Ho yeeeeeeaaaah~!"

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Nov 22, 2008 0:19:33 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

"Ho Ho Ho yeeeeeeaaaah~!"

WINNAR

[The Canadian Content]

He's bad. He's nationwide.

[Lucky]

I'm sorry but I think Savage looks more bad ass with the white beard than he has in 20 years. He's like some kind of awesome dude you'd meet at the bar who has the best stories, downs drinks all night, and gets up to do a song with the band after midnight.

But that's just me. There's a small part of me waiting for my beard to start to go gray like my father's because I've just always thought that was awesome.

[Byrntrigan]

He looks like a fatter version of the Fonz, or a hip Santa. ;D

[denverpunk]

Looks like he's been snappin' into a few too many Slim Jims. Is ZZ Top still touring?

[Spirit of 76]

Pffft, black shirts with black ties are so yesterday.

[Angle]

Nov 22, 2008 6:52:15 GMT -5 denverpunk said:

Looks like he's been snappin' into a few too many Slim Jims. Is ZZ Top still touring?

Damn, took my ZZ Top joke

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Nov 22, 2008 11:34:38 GMT -5 Angle said:

Nov 22, 2008 6:52:15 GMT -5 denverpunk said:

Looks like he's been snappin' into a few too many Slim Jims. Is ZZ Top still touring?

Damn, took my ZZ Top joke

So did this guy

He's bad. He's nationwide.

[Mikey]

10 replies and nobody's asked about the chick?

[Byrntrigan]

She looks like a tranny. Sorta looks like Danny Pintauro actually...

Makes the whole "Snap into a Slim Jim!" have a whole new meaning...

[bdbdbd]

Her hand is creepy.

[Byrntrigan]

But not as creepy as that adam's apple of hers...

[Demko]

I'm pretty sure that's his daughter. I did a PC install/repair for her about 3 years ago. She was living in a REALLY nice apartment that Randy was paying for, and was getting the full cable/internet package. It's been awhile since I met her, but I'm pretty sure that's her.

[Andy]

I think he looks like Charlie Daniels.




Randy Savage went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos his best days were behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this orange man wrestlin' in a ring and bein' paid hot.
The Savage jumped up and took a bump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a wrestler too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll have a match with you.
"Now you get a pretty good paycheck, boy, but give Randy Savage his due:
"I bet a title of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The man said: "My name's Hulkster and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Hulk you tape up your fists and wrestle this match hard.
'Cos madness broke loose in Georgia and the Savage deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny title made of gold.
But if you lose, the Savage gets your soul.

The Savage opened up his match and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his rasslin' boots as he bounced off the ropes.
And he pulled the Hulk across his ring and threw off his bright orange hat.
Then a band of rednecks started to cheer as he clothelined him to the mat.
When the Savage finished, Hulkster said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll bounce off the ropes, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Hulkster whipped him, run boy, run.
Savage ran into his boot, he was done.
Hogan gets power from the crowd.
"Do his injuries hurt him?"
"Not if they're loud"

Hogan hit his legdrop, Savage knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden title on the ground at Hulkster's feet.
Hogan said: "Savage just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

Old guys in the ring, run boys, run.
The Savage shoulda knowed his career was done.
Bischoff in the office, bookin' the show.
"Does he push young talent?"
"No, child, no."

[Angle]

Nov 22, 2008 21:21:29 GMT -5 Andy said:

I think he looks like Charlie Daniels.




Randy Savage went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos his best days were behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this orange man wrestlin' in a ring and bein' paid hot.
The Savage jumped up and took a bump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a wrestler too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll have a match with you.
"Now you get a pretty good paycheck, boy, but give Randy Savage his due:
"I bet a title of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The man said: "My name's Hulkster and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Hulk you tape up your fists and wrestle this match hard.
'Cos madness broke loose in Georgia and the Savage deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny title made of gold.
But if you lose, the Savage gets your soul.

The Savage opened up his match and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he bounced off the ropes.
And he pulled the Hulk across his ring and threw off his bright orange hat.
Then a band of rednecks started to cheer as he clothelined him to the mat.
When the Savage finished, Hulkster said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll bounce off the ropes, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Hulkster whipped him, run boy, run.
Savage ran into his boot, he was done.
Hogan gets power from the crowd.
"Do his injuries hurt him?"
"Not if they're loud"

Hogan hit his legdrop, Savage knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden title on the ground at Hulkster's feet.
Hogan said: "Savage just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

Old guys in the ring, run boys, run.
The Savage shoulda knowed his career was done.
Bischoff in the office, bookin' the show.
"Does he push young talent?"
"No, child, no."

I call for this to be put in the Hall of Fame

[Mikey]

Yup.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

HO. LEE. SHIT.

That's why we missed FF.

[Demko]

Nov 22, 2008 21:21:29 GMT -5 Andy said:

I think he looks like Charlie Daniels.

For this, sir, you've been promoted from Sloppy Party Bottom to Honorary Dom. Congrats!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

EXALT!!!!

[Jack Quinn]

holy shit yes, that is an exalt AND a trip to the HOF

[Habs]

Bravo!

[Byrntrigan]

That's funnier then hell. Egg salt!