[Jack Quinn]

OOWF November Pain/ Lazy Booking II PPV
Live! From Springfield, Massachusetts


Team Champion[/u]
Davin Moreland, Spin Hansen, Chris Cole, Phantos, Lucios, SYB, Skurge & The Amnesiac

Team 1[/u]
Poe, LD Williams, Johnny Adrenaline, Damon Wrath, Concrete TG, Tyson Kincaid, Alexander Darling & Bryce Larson

Team 2[/u]
Tytan, Seamus McNasty, Firewoman, Moosehead Jack, Attitude Adjuster, Outback Jack, Stank & DH Magnusson

- Teams 1 and 2 were picked completely at random. Each team will face each other in a series of 5 matches, a six person tag, a tag team match and three singles matches, all drawn at random. The team that wins 3 out of 5 advances to a survivor series type match against Team Champions

- If Team Champions wins, each champion gets to add a stipulation to any title match at any point during their reign. If the opposing team wins, each member of the team will receive a title shot at random.

The Matches[/u]

Six Man Tag Team
DH Magnusson, Stank & Moosehead Jack vs. Alexander Darling, Johnny Adrenaline & Bryce Larson

Tag Team Match
Attitude Adjuster & Tytan vs. Concrete TG & Poe

Singles Matches
Firewoman vs. LD Williams
Outback Jack vs. Tyson Kincaid
Seamus McNasty vs. Damon Wrath

Alexis Darling vs. Mystery Opponent
Nayr vs. Joba Dent

Card subject to random acts of kindness

[fasteddie]

(Gods and Monsters stand in front of the PPV lineup sheet as Selena continues to push her way through to see it.)

Selena: Come on guys let me see!

(She finally pushes her way through. She reads it and then looks at Tytan and Poe who are shaking their heads in disbelief.)

Selena: What the hell? You guys have to fight each other...that is so not fair.

Poe: Selena, it is what it is. That is the way the cards lie now we have to just walk it out.

Tytan: Cut the crap Poe. This is going to be a real test for the two of us. What do you want to do? Fight or avoid fighting each other.

Poe: Tytan, as long as you have know me. You know what my answer is.

(Poe and Tytan look at each other.)

Both: We fight!

Tytan: Good, I am glad we agree on this one. We kick the chumps asses at Mayhem and then we take care of business on the PPV.

Poe: Those belts should be ours.

Tytan: They will be ours.

Selena: Then where does that put me at the PPV. I don't want to see you two fight each other.

Poe: Well, Selena you will have to decide for yourself. We have decided our own fate.

Selena: This just sucks!

(Selena walks away almost pouting)

Poe: I am suprised to see how she is taking this.

Tytan: Me too.

Poe: All right so it is settled.

Tytan: November Pain we bring it!

Poe: May the best team win!

Tytan: Agreed!

(They shake hands and are suddenly joined by AA who comes up behind Tytan and stare at Poe.)

AA: Don't worry we plan on it.

(Fade out)

[fasteddie]

***OOC- Moose nice job on the PPV lineup. It's going to make some interesting Promos.***

[BC]

Poe catches up with Selena, who’s walking down the hallway with her arms crossed.

Poe: Do not fret my goddess. All will be well.

Selena turns to face Poe.

SG: It’s just that…it’s so unfair!

Poe: It is what it is. It might actually be a nice test of us. I am curious to see what Tytan is made of. Only way I can do that is to take him to task myself.

Selena looks down and then back up at Poe with an evil grin.

SG: You’re gonna kick his ass right?

Poe: If need be.

SG: Good…that’s what he gets for tryin’ to cut my head off.

Poe: You’re still on that?

SG: Oh, trust me, if you were there you’d be all over it to, okay.

Poe shakes his head as he caresses Selena’s chin.

Poe: It is good to see where your heart truly lies.

SG: You are and always will be my master.

Selena hugs Poe.

[Fire-Babe]

We switch scenes to the Springfield, WV hospital, where Firewoman has been placed into a private room after being attended to in the ER. She has an IV that appears to just be rehydrating her, and is awake, but kind of out of it. The Darling twins come in.

LD: Oh good, you're awake.

FW: Oh great. Just what I wanted. It's bad enough I have to stay here overnight.

LD: Really? Why? [she grabs the chart hanging at the front of Firewoman's bed]

FW: Stupid OOWF liability and insurance rules. Where's everyone else?

AD: Rules say family only. What's the damage?

FW: Damage, shmamage. Not nearly as bad as I hear it looked. I'm fine, and they've got me some lovely dorkoset? parkoset? Something like that.... I'll be ready to go by Sunday....

AD: I'm not so sure--

LD: No, she's right. [She puts down the chart]. Fire, this is exactly what we were--

AD: Nope, now it's my turn, Lexie. [He steps up to the side of the bed, and he and Fire stare at each other for a few seconds.] Do I really have to say it?

FW: Say what?

AD: Really? That I told you something like this would happen? That despite the number of times he says "trust me," you really can't? That you should fucking know better, and I can't believe that you of all people would ignore your intuition about people and just--

FW: You're right.

AD: Huh?

FW: I said you're right. I was so focused on getting Tyson, I didn't even see-- So, you were right, and I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.

Alexander and Alexis look at each other in shock.

LD: It's gotta be the drugs.

AD: Definitely.

FW: Yeah, well, take it or leave it. But honestly, Moose didn't put me here. Tyson did.

AD: Let it go. Really. You know what happens if you don't.

FW: I don't know if I can.

AD: Well, you better. Get some rest. Phantos has taken personal responsibility for your motorcycle.

FW: Gods, he's not driving it, is he? He'll kill himself!

AD: No no...he's just going to put it in the bed of his pick up truck for you.

FW: Okay...I guess.....

LD: Yeah, those pain killers are kicking in now. Let's go, brother dear. See you tomorrow Fire.

FW: Yeah....[yawn]....bye.....

The twins leave, and Firewoman closes her eyes.

[Jack Quinn]

<after the Darlings leave, Lucky bursts through the door waking Fire out of a troubled slumber>

FW: Damn Lucky, I know I should be pissed at you, but man, I am feeling......

L: There is uh.....someone here

FW: What? Did Alex and Lexie come back again?

L: No it's uh....not them

FW: Then who?

<Lucky turns around to look out in the hall, but there is no one there, he turns back into the room and the person is already there relaxing in a chair. Fire sees him through a haze and a snarl crosses her face>

FW: What the hell do you want?

L: Should I get security?

<Fire seems to think about it for a moment>

FW: No, thats fine, I want to hear what he has to say. Lucky, if you would, wait in the hall, no one else comes in right now

L: You sure that's a good idea?

FW: It will be fine.

<Lucky leaves and Fire turns and looks at Moose>

FW: How did you get in here?

MHJ: Does that really matter?

FW: You come to finish the job?

MHJ: Don't be so melodramatic

FW: YOU HEARTPUNCHED ME!

MHJ: And you kicked me in the face!

FW: Was the kick to the kidney really necessary?

MHJ: Yeah I kinda got caught up in the moment there

FW: Was that an apology?

MHJ: It's whatever you want it to be. Does it matter?

FW: What do you want?

MHJ: I want to clear one thing up.

FW: Oh spare me, trust you, right?

MHJ: Just shut up and listen

<surprisingly Fire doesn't say anything>

MHJ: Despite what you have heard from certain people, I am not doing this to try and destroy DEA. To be perfectly honest, I don't give a shit about DEA. What I do give a shit about is winning matches and hurting people. And I suspect that you feel just about the same. In the end, its not about who you are aligned with, its about what happens in that ring. We were a team for a night tonight, and we are on the same side at the pay per view. There is nothing long term, but you have to admit, something clicked in that ring.

FW: I am not admitting anything. You want me to team with you so you can just turn on me. Everyone knows it Moose

MHJ: Just keep this in mind, I have turned on ONE teammate, and everyone knows the circumstances behind that. Before you listen to what others say, think about what has really happened.

<with that Moose gets up and walks out of the hospital room leaving Fire alone with her drugs and her thoughts>

[Mr. Dashbee]

<Bryce Larson encoutners a camera man on his way out of the arena after the last MidWeek Mayhem. And he never met a camera man he didn't like>

BL: I'm 2-1, back to my winning ways. And at November Pain, it all continues. Last week, I was saddled with partners, and obviously, Bryce Larson works better alone. So to everyone else in the back, stay out of my way. For everyone watching at home, hop on the Bryce Express...next stop, the top!

<Alexis Darling hppens by Bryce in the parking lot>

AD: I couldn't help but overhear you. Did you even check the line-up for November Pain? You're teaming with Alexander and Johnny Adrenaline as part of a six person tag team match. It's all for the right to face Team Champion, and to earn title shots. So don't fuck it up!

<Alexis leaves, and Larson heads in the opposite direction, frustrated>

BL: Six man tag? Again? Jesus...I work alone!

[Ryan]

Nayr is seen charging down the hallway towards GM the Rick’s office. He is just about to open the door, when suddenly two bulky men, in black suits and shades, step in front of him, blocking the way.

Nayr: Who the heck are you guys?

TBMIBSAS #1: We’re The Rick’s newly appointed security.

TBMIBSAS #2: Yeah, you didn’t think Rick was just gonna keep letting any bozo with a problem into his office, did you?

Nayr: Fair enough. So, seeing as how I’m not “some bozo”, how about letting me in?

TBMIBSAS#1: Anything you’ve got to say to the Rick, you can say to us- shorty.

Nayr: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.

(Nayr tries his best to look imposing.)

TBMIBSAS#2: You can pretend whatever you like, but you still won’t get in here.

Nayr: Listen, you tell the Rick this, okay, you tell him that I wrestled my one jobber. Now I have a very important message for the OOWF, a message of calamity and woe, and I need to wrestle a skilled opponent at NOVEMBER PAIN THE UPCOMING PAY PER VIEW in order to get the respect I need to have people listen to me. You hear me? A message of calamity and woe. I mentioned it in our last conversation, but the Rick wouldn’t listen. He should have listened. But the point is I don’t want to wrestle Joba Dent. Even if his name makes him sound like a combination of Boba Fett and Two-Face. Even if he flips a coin to decide whether or not he’ll shoot someone with a blaster. I’d still appreciate facing an established OOWF Megastar™.

Nayr stalks away.

TBMIBSAS#1: You gonna pass on that message?

TBMIBSAS#2: Hell no.

A couple of seconds elapse.

TBMIBSAS#1: Boba Fett could totally take that guy. I mean, come on.

TBMIBSAS#2: I hear you. Let’s go for a beer.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

*SFJ 53 is interviewing Fear Us*

SFJ: Are you guys upset about being on opposite teams?

LD: We really don't care, because we are pursuing our own agenda.

OBJ: We've got our own business to take care of in Springfield.

LD: Firewoman, you don't need to worry about Moose.

OBJ: Kincaid, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time.

LD&OBJ: Your debts will be collected, and you will fear us!

[Road Warrior Shark]

A Randomly Numbered Sexy Female Journalist has the World Tga Team Champions in an interview location

RNSFJ: Happy Thanksgiving Champs!

Lucios: Champions you dimwit. Thanksgiving is over.

RNSFJ: I'm sure you are thankful for something. Like those belts?

Phantos: Championships Really, toots, Its pretty well established we can't call them anything but. Do a little research next time will ya?

Lucios: I am Thankful for Us. The greatest tag team to veer lace up a pair of boots. You see these Championships? 125 Days and still counting. We Killed the entire division. Rick's soultion? re-uniting Drink and Destroy and re-animating the corpses of The Heels. Putting a copuple of sidekicks together? Nothing to fear there. Gods & Monsters? Not a chance. So much for competition Rick.

Phantos: We have proven it over and over again. No One Measures Up to The Division Killers

[wld]

**SFJ#53 continues her interview with L.D. Williams.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., Sunday night at November Pain you face Firewoman as part of the Lazy Booking II tournament, and you actually seem to be looking forward to it. Given Firewoman’s recent state of mind, is that wise?”

“Fire’s state of mind is what makes it interesting. The angrier she is, the more challenging the match will be, and that’s really the point, isn’t it? Fire, I asked for this match months ago, because I wanted your first World Heavyweight Title shot to be against me. Do you know why? As much as I hate to admit it, especially these days, I respect what you’ve accomplished here Fire, and maybe even admire you a little. A woman in what is predominantly a man’s world, and so good at what you do that gender rarely becomes an issue – now who does that remind me of ….

You know Fire, when I found out you were pregnant, I called Ma and she dropped everything to catch up with us. She wanted to be here to support you and offer some advice, being as she’d been in your shoes. In fact, she got to the arena that night just before you revealed the truth to AA – I can’t remember when I’ve seen Ma laugh so hard.

So why am I telling you this? Simple. All that respect, and all that admiration won’t make the slightest difference when we get in the ring. You’re competition Fire, plain and simple. One way or another, I’m going to beat you Sunday night. It may not sparkle with you, but by the end of November Pain you will…Fear Me."

[DevSop]

*Ninja TV*

Suddenly a hidden camera turns on inside the general manager's office and we see General Manager the Rick staring at his phone. He takes a quick swig of some whiskey on his desk before a deep sigh and picking up his telephone. He dials some numbers before hitting the speaker phone button and leaning back. The phone rings a few times and as soon as it's answered, Rick jumps in...

GMtR: Don't say anything. I can't believe I'm making this call and asking you this, but Alexis Darling is becoming a thorn in my side. I need you in Massachusetts for the PPV on Sunday. I know you have history and would relish this opportunity. I've already transferred your appearance fee plus double that for taking her out of commission.

Unknown, but Familiar Voice: Deal.

The unknown, but familiar voice hangs up and Rick just shakes his head when Erlana's voice breaks through the silence.

Erlana: Are you sure about bringing him in? You know he doesn't like you very much, hell he doesn't like anyone around here.

GMtR: It has to be done Erlana. I don't like it, but Alexis needs to know her place and facing guys who have lost their desire like Carl and Bunny isn't getting the job done. If there is one thing HE likes, it's to make people know their place and hurt them. It needs to be done.

Erlana: But what if...

GMtR: Don't. Just let's not worry about that. He'll do what I am asking and that will be the end of Alexis Darling. Once and for all.

*Ninja TV Off*

[BC]

Tytan, tired from a workout, enters the quaint but homey Gods & Monsters’ dressing room and is a little surprised to see actual fluorescent lighting from the ceiling on instead of candles. Sitting Indian style in the center of the room is Selena with a laptop sitting, ironically enough, on her lap. She has a giddy ‘little girl at Christmas’ look on her face.

T: Hey Kiddo, where’s Poe?

SG: I dunno, lookin’ for Gryphon or somethin’ *her eyes never leave the computer screen*

T: What’cha doin’? Googling yourself?

Selena looks up at Tytan for the first time.

SG: Nah, last time I did that I found some stuff I REALLY did not need to see. There are some creepy guys out there, like this one guy in Virginia that’s like in love with me. Then there’s this guy in Michigan and don’t get me started on this one dude in Jersey…

T: I won’t. So what are you looking at?

Tytan walks around behind Selena and squats down to look at the computer screen over her shoulder.

SG: I’m on the OOWF Archive page searching for stuff on my favorite OOWF personality.

T: And that is?

Selena looks back at Tytan with the cutest grin possible.


SG: Meee!

Selena looks back at the screen.

SG: And my Master of course.

T: Of course. What’s that?

Tytan points to a hyperlink. Selena reads it out loud.

SG: Selena spanks Poe’s diaper…what the hell? *Click* Is that…is that me?

Video: *girl’s voice* Baby get over here! Mama’s very angry!

SG: I DON’T TALK LIKE THAT!

T: It does look like you.

Selena looks at Tytan as she points to the screen.

SG: See, this girl doesn’t have this cute bangs look I like and…what the…

Selena looks back at the screen with bug eyes.


SG: What’s he doing?

Video: *Guy’s voice* Baby go boom-boom in diaper!

*SMACK*

SG & T (in unison): OH!

SG: I did not need to see that!

T: I remember this vid. It’s some funny shit.

Selena looks at Tytan with squinted eyes as she closes the laptop.

SG: I don’t wanna play anymore. Who made this fake video?

T: I dunno, but I think IHOP posted it.

SG: Great…*mumbles* shoulda fed ‘em to the crocs.

T: What?

SG: Nothing!

Selena stands up and heads towards the couch.

SG: I need a nap *mumbles* I hate computers.

T: Sweet dreams.

[Tommy]

*Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling are DISEMBARKING~! from their Continental Airlines flight at Bradley International Airport outside Hartford, CT. Samantha is two-and-a-half sheets to the wind. Davin, for a change, is not - clearly not actually. Hard cut to the two waiting in the baggage claim*

SD: Why the fuck did we fly commercial?

DM: Because I know how much you love commercial air travel.

SD: Fuck you.

DM: Seriously though. I didn't want to stick around for the Gulfstream.

SD: Why are you in such a hurry?

DM: Uh...cause I want to go home? Like, to my own house?

SD: We're going to YOUR house? Well, that's diff...hey, why didn't we fly into Boston then?

DM: We have to stop by the Springfield Civic Center, or MassMutual Center or whatever the fuck they're calling it nowadays.

SD: Uh...WHY?

*Davin grabs the bags and heads over to Nationwide Rental Car Chain (your endorsement here) counter*

DM: Because.

SD: Because why?

DM: Because go fuck yourself, that's why.

SD: Seriously. You have no reason to go there until day of the show. Why are we going now?

DM: I DO have a reason to go. You can come with me, or wait here. Choice is yours.

*Davin takes the key and heads over to his car, a late-model Camry. Samantha follows a step-and-a-half behind*

SD: Sweet ride, honey.

DM: Wow, when did you start eating SuperSnob Flakes for breakfast?

*Samantha climbs in the car*

SD: Since I wa born, probably; although it has gotten worse over the last few months. A girl gets used to some of this stuff.

DM: Uh-huh.

*Davin quickly shoots up 91 into Springfield, and about 20 minutes later, the two are wandering in the MassMutual Center. They arrive at the Run DEA Locker Room and Suites, presented by Aquafina. Apparently Starwood Hotels has dropped sponsorship, because the name has clearly been removed from the sign outside the door. There's no one there at the moment, so Davin scours through his suite and finds a legal pad and pen*

SD: There's no one here. Can we go now?

DM: Almost.

SD: Fine. I'm having a drink then.

DM: Shocker.

SD: What's that supposed to mean?

DM: That's supposed to mean that it's not shocking at all that you're having a drink; because you drink a lot.

SD: Oh. It doesn't sound as bad when you say the whole thing.

DM: No, but it still is as bad. *writing*

SD: What's with you?

DM: You were there, right?

SD: Well, yeah; but...

DM: She's right. THEY'RE right. Things gotta change, babe.

SD: But I like how you are NOW.

DM: I don't. And you shouldn't.

SD: But like you always say, "I'm still the champ, so so what"?

DM: Right.

SD: So why are you being weird and all different?

DM: Because right now? The only motherfucker in this place who can beat me is ME. Not STANK, Not POE, Not LD...not fucking ANYONE can beat me except for me. And recently, I've been giving myself a pretty good ass-kicking. Have you seen my record? I'm 4-5 since HOE. I've had one clean fucking win since taking the belt, and that was a RGDC out of nowhere on That Guy...

Amn: WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE AMNESIAC?

DM: Yeah, him. And he was intimidated as fuck. I'm making Rey Mysterio look like a strong champ right now. Shit's gonna change. I'll be goddamned if my legacy is in anyway tarnished my my title run. So, I'm going to go back to what got me the belt in the first place.

SD: Kissing up to the Bookerman?

DM: Obviously, but more than that. I have to train. I have to prepare. I have to turn kinda face for the home crowd.

SD: Wait...WHAT?

DM: Oh, nothing. Forget I said anything. I'm all done here. *tosses her the keys* Start the car up for me babe? I'll be out in a second.

*Samantha leaves. Davin starts putting the paper he's been writing on under the doors of the respective suites. We get a sneak preview, it says:*

Please join us for a Run DEA Strategy Session and Retreat this week at Davin's House.

*included on the paper are driving directions and telephone number, and is signed with a Thank You on each one. Satisfied with his work, Davin turns out the lights and locks the door, heading for the parking lot. We see him get in the car and head for the Mass Pike; presumably to continue on down the Cape*

*fade*

[Ryan]

Grainy handcam footage shows Nayr the Halfling Luchador in standard dork attire (sweatshirt and cargo pants) playing Dungeons and Dragons with various people dressed up in elaborate costumes.

Nayr: Awesome! My cleric levelled up and learned a white magic spell. Now I can kill even more zombies at once!*

Nayr has just finished moving his guy when a bunch of guys in wrestling tights attack him out of nowhere! Though, once again, the video is grainy, we can make out “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard, Rap Master MC Freestyle, Sammy “Firewater” Blackfoot and Hi-Vo Sakamoto, among other jobbers.

Nayr gets some chops in (showing his Onslaught Division experience!) but is overwhelmed by the force of numbers. The collected jobbers punch and kick him, and roll him onto the game table, where a mysterious wrestler is standing. The mysterious wrestler raises him up to the standard “I am about to powerbomb or piledrive or pedigree you” position.

MW: Listen up, OOWF! My name is Joba Dent, and I’m making my debut against Nayr at November Pain. I know none of you have heard of me. Well, after our Sunday, you’ll remember my name. You’ll remember my name because I’ll squash this established OOWF wrestler like the little dork he is. Maybe then all of us unknown and local wrestlers will get the respect we deserve. You see, we’re always making our debuts on the OOWF. We get generic songs. We don’t get pyrotechnics. And we lose one match- one insignificant match against another wrestler making his first OOWF appearance, and we are never heard from again. Well, I’m gonna make sure that doesn’t happen to me. And I’m gonna do that by piledriving this jerk through this table, ensuring that he isn’t in top condition Sunday. Was that clear enough for the people watching? Did everyone get all that? What do you think, Oubonlamphana Souphanousinphone?

The man holding the camera moves the camera up and down, indicating he’s nodding. Joba Dent lifts up Nayr, and delivers a devastating DENT DRIVER through the table. Various jobbers make all sorts of hand gestures towards him and Nayr, indicating his skillfullness and Nayr’s deadness. The footage ends.

*If zombies in Dungeons and Dragons work the same as they do in Final Fantasy Tactics, this promo makes factual sense.

[fasteddie]

(Tytan is alone in the ring training. Practicing some moves and working hard. Poe makes his way down to the ring, Tytan notices and stops and looks over to him. Poe claps in approval.)

Tytan: What brings you down here?

Poe: Just wanted to see what you were up too?

Tytan: Not this time. Remember we may be partners but this time we are on opposite sides of the ring.

Poe: Easy there big guy....I am not going to report back to my side on what I have seen.

Tytan: Don't worry my friend. I still have a few tricks up my sleeve that you don't even know about.

Poe: (Looks slyly at Tytan) And well as I Tytan.

Tytan: Just remember Poe this is my chance to make sure these people remember the name Tytan.

Poe: They already do.

Tytan: Yeah but that is as Poe's partner. Not....damn that Tytan is one bad dude.

Poe: I see. It will happen when the time is right.

Tytan: It will and that time will be the Pay-per-view. No if you don't mind I need to go back to my training.

Poe: Fine. So next time it will be in the ring, make sure you are ready.

Tytan: You too.

(The two shake hands as Poe walks off and Tytan goes back to training.)

[Jack Quinn]

<After Tytan finishes his workout routine, a contingent of OOWF wrestlers, led by Moosehead Jack, enters the training room. We can quickly see that it is Team 2>

Tyt: What's this?

MHJ: Thought it would be a good idea for us all to be on the same page before the pay per view

Tyt: Did someone put you in charge?

MHJ: Nope

Tyt: Any reason I should stick around then?

MHJ: Leave if you want, no one is telling you what to do. This is just to air any issues that we, as a team, may have before Sunday.

<everyone takes a seat, including Firewoman, who was just recently released from the hospital>

MHJ: Ok, anyone have something to say?

<AA Immediately stands up>

AA: How am I supposed to team with her after what she did to me?

DHM: Lemme ask you this, did her partner try t'set you on fire?

AA: Well, no, but she tried to set my partner on fire

DHM: But no, she didn't

AA: No

DHM: Then shut the fuck up

OBJ: <finishing his beer and belching> Tytan, big man, any hard feeling from our Taipei match over the summer?

<Tytan thinks about this for a moment>

Tyt: Nope. Got me to a better place

FW: Why do I have to be here?

Sta: Figures the prima donna from DEA would want to leave

FW: Fuck you Stank

MHJ: Look, bickering like this won't help. Fire, you DID attack Stank at the anniversary show

FW: Yeah and?

Sta: This will never work

MHJ: Why the hell am I playing mediator? Seamus, you have something to say here?

SM: Let's go kick their asses

MHJ: In time. Right now, we need to......

Sta: And how many here trust you?

<no one raises their hands>

MHJ: Fair enough. So whats it going to be. Obviously when you have random pairings like this, there is always going to be tension. Fire you have screwed AA

FW: He wishes

MHJ: You have attacked Stank too. And Tytan and Jack had a war. And AA tried to set Magnusson's partner on fire. And Stank has done his best to kill AA over the last three years. So what do we do?

SM: Let's go kick their asses

<the wisdom of what Seamus is saying finally sinks in and everyone seems to nod in agreement. For ONE NIGHT ONLY it appears that Team 2 is unified>

[fasteddie]

(As the team walks out Tytan looks over to Moose.)

Tytan: As long as we don't go calling ourselves Team Unity.

(Moose just shakes his head and walks off.)

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF November Pain PPV
Live! From Springfield, Massachusetts

NAYR vs. JOBA DENT

Local worker Joba Dent comes to the ring – barely. He comes out dressed in Yankees gear and the crowd almost riots to get to him. He finally makes his way to the relative safety of the ring and slides under the ropes and flips the Massachusetts crowd off, drawing even more of their hatred. Nayr is announced, probably saving Dent’s life, and he comes to the ring, once again wearing a hooded robe, obscuring his face. Nayr throws the robe off and hops to the apron and springs to the top rope, but Dent has him well scouted and falls to the mat when Nayr leaps off the ropes. Nayr rolls through and immediately gets to his feet. Dent gets back to his feet and turns to face Nayr and eats a dropkick to the face that sends him staggering back into the corner. Nayr charges to the corner and monkey flips Dent into the center of the ring, then gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. As Dent gets back to his feet, Nayr leaps and catches him with a spinning leg lariat. Dent hits the mat and immediately rolls out of the ring to the floor, then faces the seething audience and decides to roll right back into the ring, where Nayr grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold, then grabs his arms and pulls him back into a surfboard. Joba howls in pain and the crowd roars their approval. Dent refuses to give up so Nayr releases the hold and lets him fall to the mat. Nayr springs to his feet and scales the ropes in the corner again and waits perched on the top rope. As Dent gets to his feet, Nayr leaps and tries a hurracarana, but Dent catches him and SLAMS him to the mat with a power bomb! Joba remains on his knees and mocks the crowd, which brings a litter of debris from the fans in attendance. Joba pulls Nayr to his feet and sets him up for another power bomb, he calls it the Bug Bomb, but Nayr blocks that and slips off Joba’s shoulders and lands on his feet behind him. Joba spins around and catches Nayr with a kick to the midsection doubling him over, then lifts him and hits a PILEDRIVER! Joba covers and gets a two count, but Nayr gets his foot on the bottom rope before the referee makes it to three. Joba pulls Nayr to his feet and shoves him into the corner and paintbrushes him with several slaps to the face, then sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex. With both men standing on the top, Nayr fights out of the hold, and grabs hold of Joba’s head and jumps straight down off the top turnbuckle, slamming Joba’s head into the pad! Joba’s head snaps back and he flails and falls backward into the ring. Nayr leaps back to the top rope and hits a PERFECT Shooting Star Press! Nayr hooks the leg, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 8:22 – Nayr

<GM the Rick comes out to the ring with a mic>

GMtR: Ladies and Gentlemen, starting with out next match we begin the Lazy Booking Invitational II portion of the show. Let me go over the rules one more time. There are three teams in the OOWF, Team 1, Team 2 and Team Champions. Tonight, Team 1 and Team 2 will meet in 5 matches, a six man match, a tag team match, and three one on one matches. The team that wins the series by taking three out of five matches will get the right to face Team Champions at the end of the night.

Now, in that match, which will be fought under Survivor Series rules, the winning team will get something. If Team 1 or Team 2 wins, each member of the team will get a random title shot, that will be picked by a representative of the team. If Team Champions wins the match, each champion will get to pick the stipulation on their matches for one month, or as long as they hold that title within the span of a month. So basically if you lose the title before next month’s pay per view, you are shit out of luck.

Ok, let’s get this started!

SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. DAMON WRATH

The former members of Gaelic Storm are both announced and make their way to the ring. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and bump knuckles, then the referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway. The two men meet in the center of the ring and just immediately begin knocking the crap out of one another. Folks, I think if you are expecting a scientific marvel in this one, you are going to be sorely disappointed. Seamus is getting the better of the exchange when Wrath rakes the eyes and takes Seamus to the mat with a double leg take down. Wrath grabs Seamus’ leg and repeatedly drops knees on the inside of his thigh and knee, then locks Seamus into a spinning toe hold, then into a figure four leg lock. Folks we have already seen more wrestling in this one than I thought we would.

Seamus writhes in pain on the mat, but will not give up. He sits up and takes a few swipes at Wrath, but Wrath remains just out of reach. Seamus falls back to the mat and Damon gets several two counts but each time Seamus rolls his shoulder at the last second. Finally Seamus works his way to the ropes and forces the break. Wrath breaks the hold on four just before the disqualification and shrugs off a warning from the referee. Seamus slides out of the ring and limps around ringside, trying to get the feeling back into his leg, but Wrath slips out of the ring as well and pursues Seamus, catching up with him and repeatedly kicking the back of his leg, sending him to the floor in pain. Wrath is relentless. He lifts Seamus for a knee breaker, and drops him knee first on the ring steps. Seamus howls in pain and falls to the floor, Wrath grabs his leg and places it on the guardrail and drops his weight across the inside of Seamus’ knee. Wrath pulls Seamus back up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him inside the ring.

Once inside the ring, Wrath grabs Seamus’ leg and spins Seamus over in a half crab, then locks him in the STF, once again looking for a submission, once again, Seamus howls in pain, but will not give up. Seamus reaches up and finds Wrath’s face, and tries to take his eye out with his thumb, forcing Wrath to break the hold, and getting a warning from the referee. Seamus pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and as Wrath turns around, Seamus POPS him with a straight right to the jaw that stuns Wrath and drops him to his knees. Seamus falls against the ropes and rebounds hitting Wrath with a knee (the uninjured one, OMG CONTINUITY) right in the face, sending him to the mat. While Wrath is trying to get his senses back, Seamus gets to his feet and takes a few tentative steps on that injured knee. After a few steps, he seems to be confident in it, and he turns back to Wrath, who is on one knee, and connects with a boot to the temple that sends Wrath between the ropes to the floor.

Seamus follows him to the outside, and now it is his turn to do a little damage. Seamus pulls Wrath up and slams him face first into the Egyptian Announce Table. Seamus checks to make sure the ref is not looking (and he conveniently isn’t), grabs a bottle of Stella from the table, drains it, and smashes the bottle upside Wrath’s head, splitting him open. Wrath falls to one knee and Seamus grabs a mic cord and wraps it around Wrath’s throat and chokes him out. The pressure on Wrath’s head forces the blood to spurt across the floor. Wrath reaches for a piece of glass and JAMS it into Seamus’ leg, forcing him to leg go of the mic cord. Both men stagger, around ringside and finally make it back into the ring just before the referee hits ten.

Inside the ring, both men struggle to their feet and meet in the center of the ring once again trading punches. Seamus grabs Wrath by the head and slams him between the eyes with a head but. Both men remain upright for a moment, then slowly fall forward and hits the mat. The referee starts the ten count, but both men stir by five and are on their feet at eight. Seamus hits the ropes and catches Wrath with a clubbing forearm to the back of the head that sends him face first to the canvas. Seamus unleashes the Garvin stomp on Wrath, then waits for him to slowly get to his feet before hitting the ropes for the big boot to the face, but Wrath catches Seamus’ leg and sends him across the ring with a dragon screw leg whip. Seamus lands in the corner and grabs his leg in pain. Wrath slowly stalks Seamus and grabs his leg and pulls him into the center of the ring and picks him up and hits a package power bomb for a two count. Wrath tries to lock Seamus in a guillotine choke, but Seamus fights it with brutal kicks to the face. Wrath staggers backward and Seamus gets to his feet in the corner. Wrath charges, but Seamus gets a boot up that catches Wrath right in the jaw. Wrath staggers to the middle of the ring and Seamus charges out of the corner and KILLS him with the BLACK AND TAN! Seamus covers, but Wrath kicks out at two. Seamus pulls him to his feet and hammers him with shots to the head. Seamus tries to whip Wrath to the ropes, but Wrath reverses the whip and holds on, and catches Seamus with the LIGHTS OUT! Now Wrath covers, but he only gets a two count. Wrath looks a little frustrated and hauls Seamus up on his shoulders for an F5, but Seamus slips off his shoulders and shoves Wrath to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in the IRISH CAR BOMB! Wrath fights the move and almost makes it to the ropes, but Seamus pulls back a little harder, and Wrath has no choice, he taps out.
WINNER in 15:55 – Seamus McNasty – Team 2 Leads 1-0

ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & TYTAN vs. POE & CONCRETE TG

Attitude Adjuster and Tytan are announced first, and AA comes out fist, and then calls for Tytan to come out after him. Evidently Attitude Adjuster believes he is the captain of this team. Yeah that is going to go over real well. They head to the ring and AA makes it clear that he is going to start the match. Ok then. Poe and Crete are announced next, Poe comes out to the top of the ramp, and Crete follows him, striking the standard superhero pose. Poe looks at Crete and appears to be somewhat amused. They head to the ring and step between the ropes. Poe and Tytan go nose to nose, then bump knuckles and head to opposite corners. Crete will start things for his team, the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.

Crete and AA slowly circle and AA lunges forward to lock up, and Crete catches him and snaps him over with an arm drag and locks AA into an arm bar. AA immediately screams that he used the hair, but the referee isn’t buying it. AA works to his feet and cocks his fist to throw a punch at Crete, but the referee steps in and warns him about the closed fist. AA screams at the referee, and gets taken back to the mat with another arm drag. Crete pins AA’s arm on the mat and drops several knees across his elbow, then drags him to the corner and tags in Poe. Poe steps between the ropes and climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow down across AA’s arm. AA falls to his knees and begs for mercy from Poe, but he gets none. Poe kicks him in the chest and sends him to the mat. Poe pulls AA to his feet and traps his arms and slams him in the face with repeated head buts. AA slumps to the canvas, and Poe drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but AA rolls his shoulder at two.

Poe reaches back and tags in Crete, Crete climbs to the top rope and leaps at AA as he gets to his feet, but AA takes a step back and catches Crete and drives him down onto his knee, snapping Crete’s head back. Both men are down on the mat, and the crowd is cheering wildly for Crete to get to his feet. Crete makes it to his feet and starts to pull AA up, but AA was playing possum and NAILS Crete with a low blow! Crete is down and AA gets to his feet with an evil grin on his face. AA calls for the claw instead of tagging in his partner. Crete is slow to get to his feet, trying to shake off the low blow. AA charges going for the claw, but Crete catches him with a release overhead suplex! Both are down on the mat again, and both are crawling toward their corners. The crowd erupts at the prospects of what is about to happen. Crete surges and makes the tag to Poe, meanwhile on the other side of the ring, AA pulls himself to his feet and Tytan tags himself in with a rough slap to the back of AA’s head that sends him between the ropes.

The crowd is going insane as the two members of Gods & Monsters meet in the center of the ring. The camera pans back to Selena standing at the top of the ramp, a concerned look on her face. Tytan and Poe go face to face, and Tytan offers up a test of strength and Poe obliges. Both men lock up and struggle for several minutes, but neither man is able to get any kind of an advantage. Tytan appears to finally be driving Poe to his knees, when Attitude Adjuster runs up behind Poe and NAILS him with a forearm to the back of the head. Tytan turns and grabs AA and throws him into the corner and they argue. The referee starts the five count, and demands that Tytan leave the ring? Evidently he counted manhandling AA as a tag. AA yells for him to move and Tytan reluctantly steps out of the ring onto the apron.

AA lines up a kick to the side of Poe’s head and sends him to the mat. He falls on Poe and blatantly chokes him, breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification. AA pulls Poe to this feet, scoops him up and slams him on the mat, then climbs to the second rope, and tries a flying elbow drop, but Poe is easily out of the way and AA gets nothing but canvas. AA howls in pain and grabs his back. Poe gets to his feet and glares at AA. AA turns and tries to crawl to his corner but Poe grabs him by the tights and pulls him to his feet and throws him into the corner and beats him mercilessly with rights and lefts. Poe whips AA out of the corner to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Poe stands over AA and looks down at him with a mix of pity and rage on his face, then pulls him to his feet and hits a Tiger Bomb! AA might be dead. Poe drags him to the corner and tags in Crete.

Crete steps between the ropes and springs off the bottom rope and hits a moonsault on AA and covers, but AA manages to get his leg up at two. Crete pulls AA to his feet but AA rakes the eyes, then turns to his corner and reaches out for the tag, but when he sees the look of rage on Tytan’s face, he stops for a moment and just stares at him. Crete grabs AA from behind and rolls him up, and bridges through. The referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, three! This one is over!
WINNERS in 16:22 – Poe & Concrete TG – Team 1 has tied it 1-1

After the match, AA gets to his feet and gets in Tytan’s face screaming at him for not coming in to break up the pin. AA kneed him in the mid-section, then KILLS him with a Steiner Screwdriver as Poe looks on approvingly. Despite being on separate teams, Gods and Monsters leave the ring together and get to the top of the ramp and reunite with Selena.

OUTBACK JACK vs. TYSON KINCAID

“Thunderstruck” starts and the crowd goes nuts (if you couldn’t tell this is a really hot crowd tonight). Outback Jack makes his way out and pauses at the top of the ramp and acknowledges the cheers, then makes his way to the ring. Tyson Kincaid is announced next, and he gets a nice ovation from the crowd as well. He heads to the ring and steps between the ropes. The two men meet in the center of the ring and we get a quick hand shake, then they head back to their corners and wait for the bell. Referee Sterling Glaw checks both men and calls for the bell, this one is underway.

This should be an interesting contrast of styles, Jack prefers a more brawling style and Kincaid tries to keep it more a wrestling match. The two men meet on the center of the ring and before they can even lock up, Kincaid tries a spinning heel kick, but Jack ducks the kick. After Kincaid spins all the way around, Jack stands back upright and unleashes a massive belch in his face. I don’t speak Australian so I cannot translate that one. Jack grabs Kincaid and sends him to the ropes and buries a knee in his gut, flipping Kincaid over to the mat. Jack hits the ropes and drops a knee across his chest and covers, but Kincaid kicks out before the referee counts one. Kincaid is quickly back on his feet and Jack scoops him up, but has he tries to slam him, Kincaid holds onto the arm and sends Jack across the ring as well. Kincaid gets to his feet first and catches Jack with a dropkick to the face that sends him over the top rope to the floor.

As Jack gets to his feet on the floor, Kincaid rushes to the ropes and leaps over the top rope and catches Jack with a cross body that sends him into the guardrail. Both men get to their feet, Kincaid charges at Jack, but Jack side steps him and takes him down with a drop toe hold, and Kincaid’s head slams into the corner of the ring steps. Jack pulls his head back and hammers him with shots to the face and we can see that Kincaid has been split wide open. Blood is POURING down Kincaid’s face. Jack rolls him back into the ring and the referee immediately checks on him. Jack makes it into the ring as well and drops a leg across Kincaid and covers, but Kincaid is out at two. Tyson gets to his knees and struggles to get the blood out of his eyes. Jack hits the ropes and catches Kincaid with a bulldog sending him right back to the mat. He hooks a half nelson and rolls him over and gets a two count. Jack grabs Kincaid by the back of the head and hammers him in the face repeatedly opening an already gruesome gash on Kincaid’s face. The referee shoves Jack aside and checks on Kincaid, but Tyson shoves him away and gets to his feet.

Tyson and Jack go toe to toe with their fists up. Jack peppers Kincaid with shots to the face, Kincaid is clearly having a hard time seeing what he is doing, as the blood is flowing steadily into one eye. Finally Tyson drops to the mat and takes Jack down, then pounces on him, driving knees into the back of Jack’s head, dazing the Aussie. Kincaid pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a rolling half Boston crab! Kincaid keeps hold of one leg and reaches back with his arm and hooks Jack’s head and pulls back, trying to get Jack to quit. Good luck there. Kincaid keeps the pressure on, but somehow Jack manages to inch his way to the ropes and force the break. Kincaid gets to his feet and staggers a little, the blood loss is clearly affecting him. He heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope, but takes a little too long and Jack catches him on the top and throws him half way across the ring. Kincaid slowly gets to his feet and falls into the corner, barely able to stand. Jack charges from the opposite corner and tries a shoulder block to the midsection, but Kincaid slips out of the way and Jack crashes into the turnbuckle shoulder first.

Kincaid grabs Jack and rolls him up, but Jack kicks out at two. Tyson keeps Jack on the mat and drives his knee into Jack’s shoulder, hoping to do more damage. Kincaid slowly pulls him to this feet and hits a shoulder breaker, sending him right back to the mat. Kincaid traps Jack in an arm bar trying to rip his shoulder out of socket, but Jack will not give up and works his way to his feet. Jack nails Kincaid with another head butt, but Kincaid whips him to the ropes and catches him a power slam, covers, and gets a two count. Kincaid gets to his feet, and staggers around the ring before falling to one knee. He is not looking so good, and the referee might have to think about stopping this match since there is blood all over Kincaid and the ring.

Outback Jack is on his feet and he measures Jack, waiting for him to stand up. Kincaid stands up with his back to Jack, and Jack charges across the ring trying for a Boomerang, but Kincaid uses what HAD to be the last of his energy and hits a Pele kick! It catches Jack right on the top of the head and he staggers around the ring grabbing his head. Jack turns back to Kincaid and tries a wild clothesline, but Kincaid catches his arm and spins him around and drops him to the mat with a backslide! Jack’s shoulders are down, Kincaid raises his legs for more leverage, and the referee counts, one, two, three! Kincaid gets the three a fraction of a second before Jack kicks out!
WINNER in 14:07 – Tyson Kincaid – Team 1 leads 2-1

After the match, medics rush into the ring to check on Kincaid who has collapsed on the mat. They immediately try to get the blood to stop by wrapping his head in bandages. They carry him to the back, Kincaid gives a half wave/thumbs up sign to the crowd, and they give him a nice ovation. Even Outback Jack, still pissed about the loss, stands in the ring and gives Kincaid a hand for gutting this one out.

DH MAGNUSSON, STANK & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING, JOHNNY ADRENALINE & BRYCE LARSON

The somewhat odd team of Alexander Darling, Johnny Adrenaline, and the “King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson make their way out first. They seem to be discussing strategy in the middle of the ring when “Immigrant Song” blares across the PA and Stank, DH Magnusson and Moosehead Jack storm the ring. As soon as they hit the ring, all six begin brawling. Stank immediately goes after Alexander Darling, Magnusson grabs Johnny Adrenaline and Moose and Larson square off. Stank and Darling fall through the ropes on one side of the ring while Magnusson grabs Adrenaline and throws him over the top rope on the other side and follows him out, leaving Moose and Larson in the middle of the ring.

Moose catches Larson with a boot to the midsection and sends him to the ropes, but Larson springs off the middle rope and catches Moose with a surprising cross body block, and hammers him with shots to the side of the head. On the outside, Stank and Darling go toe to toe trading blows to the head, while Magnusson blocks an Adrenaline punch and slams him between the eyes with a head but, then throws him over the guardrail into the crowd. Magnusson follows and immediately the crowd produces a wealth of weapons for him to use. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Darling ducks a punch from Stank and kicks the back of Stank’s leg, dropping him to one knee, then planting him on the floor with a DDT. Darling rolls back into the ring where Larson has Moose back on his feet, Larson tries a whip to the ropes, but Moose reverses it and catches Larson with a straight right to the jaw, then hooks him for a suplex. Moose has Larson up, but he slips out of Moose’s grip and lands on his feet behind him, just as Darling slips under the bottom rope. Moose turns around and gets a double super kick to the mouth!

Larson leaves the ring and Darling becomes the legal man. Stank is slowly climbing onto the apron in his corner, while in the crowd, DH Magnusson is hammering Johnny Adrenaline across the back with an umbrella. Inside the ring, Darling pulls Moose to his feet and hits a side Russian Leg Sweep and covers, but Moose kicks out at one. Darling pulls Moose to a sitting position and traps one arm behind his leg and hooks the Moose’s other arm with his arm and stretches Moose out, hammering him in the face with elbows the whole time as well. Moose fights to his feet and gets free and grabs Darling in a side head lock. Darling immediately shoves him to the ropes where Stank makes a blind tag. Darling lowers his head a moment too soon and Moose catches him in the mouth with a kick that stands him upright, then Stank charges in and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline.

Meanwhile, outside the ring, Magnusson has Johnny on his shoulder and is about to drop him on a railing, when Adrenaline squirms free and lands behind DH. Johnny grabs a chair, sending an elderly woman to the floor, and SMACKS Magnusson upside the head with it, sending Magnusson sprawling against the railing. Johnny charges and clotheslines Magnusson over the railing into the concourse. Evidently the referee is just going to let these two get it out of their system. Adrenaline grabs a couple of sodas from a vendor and slams them together like he is Stone Cole Johnny Adrenaline or something, gets a big mouthful, and is about to spit it at Magnusson, when DH reaches up and doubles Adrenaline over with a punch to the gut. Adrenaline tries to gasp with a mouthful of soda, and if you have ever tried that, it doesn’t work too well. Johnny falls to the floor choking, spitting up soda and coughing violently. Magnusson gets to his feet and looks around the plunder, and spies the elderly woman Johnny had knocked out of her seat. He nods politely, then asks to borrow her walker. She eagerly hands it to him.

Back in the ring, Stank has Darling pinned on the mat, and is hammering him with shots to the face. Bryce Larson charges into the ring and catches Stank with a kick to the back of the head freeing his partner momentarily. Darling gets to his feet and avoids Stank and makes the tag to Larson. Bryce Larson springs to the top rope and catches Stank with a one legged drop kick that sends him to the mat, then charges to the opposite corner and nails Moose with a forearm to the face, sending him to the floor. Larson turns back around and sees Stank back on his feet, he peppers him with kicks to the sides of the legs and ribs, then spins and runs to the corner, scales the turnbuckle and leaps with a cross body block, but Stank catches him! Stank carries him toward the corner and tosses him, and Moose catches Larson’s head and drops off the apron, guillotining him on the top rope. Larson’s head snaps back and he falls back into the ring, counting the lights. Stank tags Moose into the match, and he grabs Larson’s legs and drops a knee on his groin.

Back in the concession area, Johnny Adrenaline gets back to his feet, and Magnusson has the walker folded up, and CRACKS him across the back with it. Adrenaline howls in pain and staggers toward the very little old lady that he knocked over, she produces a knitting needle and JAMS it in Adrenaline’s leg! Adrenaline screams in pain and reaches out like he is going to go after the lady, but Magnusson grabs him and spins him around, but Adrenaline has had just about enough and he catches Magnusson with a knee to the gut, then hits an ADRENALINE RUSH on the floor! Well not a complete one, but enough to knock Magnusson goofy. Adrenaline pulls the knitting needle out of his leg and begins to limp back toward the ring.

Inside the ring, Moose has Larson pinned against the turnbuckle in his corner and is hammering him with forearms to the chest. Moose tags Stank back in, and he comes in and beats Larson to the mat, then whips him to the ropes, Larson ducks a clothesline attempt, and rebounds off the far ropes, Stank lowers his head for a back body drop, but Larson leaps, springs off of Stank’s back and dives toward his corner where he tags Darling in. Alexander Darling steps into the ring and he and Stank lock up, and Darling takes him to the mat with a double leg take down, then grabs the leg and tries a figure four leg lock, but Stank kicks him off, just as Adrenaline gets onto the apron. They collide, and Johnny falls to the apron and rolls into the ring, Darling falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The referee counts that as a tag. Johnny gets to his feet not realizing that he is the legal man. Stank grabs him from behind and lifts him and hits a reverse STANK U! Stank gets to his feet and we see Magnusson heading toward the ring, holding his head, a murderous look in his eyes. Stank pulls Adrenaline up and throws him to the corner and tags in Moose, Moose hammers Adrenaline with a heart punch, then tags in Magnusson as he gets onto the apron. Moose whips Johnny to the ropes, and Magnusson catches him with the DREAM STREET! Moose and Stank charge into the ring to keep Darling and Larson at bay. Johnny tries to fight out of it, but he is hopelessly trapped and Magnusson REALLY wrenches up the pressure. Adrenaline goes limp, and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 25:18 – Stank, DH Magnusson & Moosehead Jack – Team 2 ties it 2-2

FIREWOMAN vs. LD WILLIAMS

This match is for the right to face Team Champions for title shots. For Team 1 LD Williams is announced and he makes his way to the ring, all business as always. Williams steps between the ropes and he is ready to go. Firewoman is announced for Team 2, and she comes out, trying to hide a limp, but it is still obvious, and you know Williams knows all about it. Fire makes her way to the ring and climbs between the ropes. The announcer goes through the formal announcements, the referee checks both competitors, calls for the bell, and this one is underway.

Fire and Williams slowly circle, Fire tries to keep that injured leg away from Williams, Williams sees this and a little smirk spreads across his face. He darts in going for the leg, but Fire catches him with a knee to the side of the head that stuns Williams, then spins around and catches him with a kick from the other leg that sends Williams to the corner. LD remains on one knee in the corner for a moment, staring at Fire. She motions for Williams to make his move and LD slowly gets to his feet and meets her back in the center of the ring. They circle again, and once again Williams feigns going for the leg, once again, Fire tries a knee, but this time Williams stands up avoiding the knee, and kicks Fire’s leg from beneath her at the same time, sending her to the mat. Williams immediately drops an elbow across Fire’s chest and rolls her onto her back and drops a knee in to the small of her back before grabbing her leg and pulling it back. Williams rolls Fire over and tries a figure four, but Fire frees herself with several stiff kicks to LD’s face, the last one sending him to one knee on the mat. Fire gets to her feet, and grabs Williams and hits a corkscrew neck breaker, driving him to the mat as well.

Fire is back on her feet first, and shakes a little feeling back into her leg. Williams is up and Fire hooks him and takes him to the mat with a snap suplex. Almost involuntarily Fire grabs her leg in pain as soon as she hits the mat. This time Williams is up first and he catches Fire with a forearm to the side of the head as she gets up and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a drop kick to the knee that sends her right back to the mat. Williams wastes no time in pouncing on the leg again. He holds her leg on the mat, and drops several knees to the inside of her thigh and knee. Williams drags Fire to the corner and slips out of the ring. LD grabs Fire’s injured leg and SLAMS it into the ring post several times, then rolls back into the ring to break the count, then goes right back to the outside and traps Fire in a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR! Fire howls in pain inside the ring as Williams tries to snap her leg. She could tap forever and it wouldn’t matter right now. The referee starts the ten count on the outside, a bit faster than normal too so LD has to break. Williams breaks the hold at seven and slides back into the ring just before ten. He drops a knee across Fire’s chest, then pulls her to the middle of the ring and covers, but a dazed Fire manages to kick out at two.

LD gets to his feet and lets Fire try to get to hers, but she stands up and her leg immediately buckles and she falls to the mat. LD grins and stalks Fire like she is a wounded animal. She pulls herself to her feet again and LD kicks her leg, but Fire refuses to go down. Fire turns and avoids another kick from LD and catches him with a straight right to the jaw that sends him back a step. Fire hobbles over to the corner and LD charges into the corner, but Fire gets a leg up and catches Williams with a boot to the face. As Williams staggers away, Fire climbs to the second rope and leaps and bulldogs Williams to the mat. Fire hammers Williams with forearms to the back of the head, then rolls him over and gets a two count. Fire knows she has to keep the action to as much mat based wrestling as she can, since she can barely stand. Fire grabs Williams and locks him in a cross face trying for the submission, but Williams fights his way to the ropes and forces the break. Fire pulls Williams back a little and traps him in the CATTLE MUTILATION! But Williams is still too close to the ropes and after a few agonizing seconds he reaches out and grabs the ropes.

Now LD pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, while Fire struggles to her feet in the middle of the ring, still struggling to stand. Fire limps over to Williams and he backdrops her over the top rope, but Fire lands on the apron, barely. She grabs Williams head, and falls to the apron snapping Williams head on the top rope, sending LD back into the middle of the ring. Fire steps between the ropes and grabs Williams arms and pulls them back and looks around for a moment, FIRESTOMP! The crowd cheers the move, if not the person. Fire rolls Williams over, one, two, thre……NO! Williams kicked out!

Both remain on the mat and the referee starts the dual ten count of doom. Fire gets up slowly, careful not to put any weight on her leg, Williams is up just after her. Fire takes a swing at Williams, but LD ducks, when Fire spins around he catches her with a kick and WHAM! DDT’s her in the middle of the ring! LD hooks Fire and rolls her over and covers, one, two, thre…..NO! Now it is Williams turn to look stunned. He snaps at the referee, then pulls Fire to the middle of the ring and sets up a figure four leg lock, but Fire grabs Williams in an inside cradle, one, two, THREE! Fire pulls what has to be considered a bit of an upset!
WINNER in 22:47 – Firewoman – Team 2 wins the series 3-2 and will advance to face Team Champions.

After the match, the rest of Team 2 comes to the ring and they all help Fire to her feet and celebrate. Moose takes a moment to slap a dejected LD Williams on the back. They share a handshake of manly respect and LD slips out of the ring. Fire catches Moose, and shoots him a look, Moose just smirks and they all leave the ring together.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. NILES ANDERSON

Time for an interesting match here as Alexis Darling hopes to have her winning streak continue. She’s been undefeated since getting back into active competition, but that was against a series of former Run DEA members. Tonight will be a different story as she has no idea who her opponent is. She requested, no…she demanded a match here at the PPV and after some convincing, Rick finally acquiesced to Alexis’ demands of a Campeonas de Trios title shot if she wins, but he never gave away who her opponent would be. But it’s time for action and Alexis Darling along with her brother Alexander begin to make their way down to the ring as Sixx AM’s “Life Is Beautiful” plays. They’re avoiding the trash being thrown at them by the paying audience of Springfield, MA. They get down to the ringside area where they stop and meet up with Run DEA personal interviewer and Olympic Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson is sitting with a personal guest, hey that’s Alicia Sacramone. Anyways, back to business as the Darlings get into the ring and Alexis awaits her opponent…

“Angel” by Massive Attack kicks in…It can’t be. Rick didn’t call…Yes he did, here comes “The Specimen” Niles Anderson. As soon as Alexander sees whom it is he tries to jump out of the ring and get at Niles, but Alexis holds him back and seems to be telling him she can handle this. The look on her face says differently as there is quite a bit of history here…Niles did kidnap Alexis over the summer and he is a former OOWF World Champion. This is going to be a test for Alexis and one that she may not pass. Junior Hale waits for Niles to get in the ring and once he does and Alexander is finally out of the ring and trying to be calmed down by OGM SJ and OSM AS, Hale calls for the bell.

Niles stands in his corner and smirks at Alexis before making a kissing face and this sparks AD to charge him and start pounding her fists against him. NA covers up and blocks most of the shots before spinning Alexis around and instead of hitting her, he patronizingly pats her on the head. Alexis is furious and charges Niles again, but this time he catches her with a drop toe hold and just lies on top of her and plays with the back of her head. Alexander is furious on the outside and if not for Shawn and Alicia, he’d already be in the ring. Alexis finally squirms away and gets right in Niles face and goes to slap him but Niles catches her hand and then he goes to kiss her, but he’s stopped suddenly with a knee to the groin.

Hale looks like he wants to call for the bell, but after one look of death from Alexis he lets it go and Alexis is clearly on the attack now. She drops down and starts raining punches on his. Anderson tries to cover up but enough of Darling’s shots are getting in and it’s clearly having an effect on Niles. Alexis finally gets back to her feet and drags NA with her…snap suplex. And she rolls over with Niles and seems to be attempting a second, but Anderson is fighting against her and breaks free before hitting a short-arm clothesline on Alexis.

And that really turns the momentum here as Niles starts really taking apart the female Darling piece by piece. He’s really taking a ground and pound approach here as he works Alexis over with a variety of strikes and slams. Alexander is trying to swing the tide, but every brief glimpse of hope for Alexis is quickly countered by The Specimen. And now NA has picked Alexis up in the air and he holds her there with a looooooooooooooong delayed vertical suplex. And Niles goes for the cover…

1…
2…
And Alexis kicks out. Anderson starts to drag her to her feet and she’s fighting back with punches to the stomach and it gets her enough distance that she attempts to run towards the ropes but Niles reaches out and pulls her down hard to the mat by her hair. And that brings Alexander up on the apron and Niles gets into his face. The two men are arguing and Junior Hale is trying to separate them, but as Niles goes to push Alexander, he pushes back and Niles falls back over Alexis who crawled up behind him. She has him schoolgirled…

1… 2…and No, Niles gets a shoulder up. And he’s back on his feet before Alexis and he drags her up by the hair and attempts to whip her into the ropes, but she uses her flexibility and leverage and reverses it and he goes flying through the middle rope to the outside. Alexis drags Junior Hale to the other side of the ring and starts to explain what ovulation is all about while Alexander drags Niles to his feet and whips him hard into the guardrail. NA staggers back towards Darling and a LARIAT turns him inside out.

Alexis finally lets Hale go and she heads outside herself. She walks over towards Niles and they start slugging it out. Hale’s letting this go without a count and the two combatants are really having it out. They fight over towards the Stonehenge Announce Table and they each go to pick up one of the monitors. They start struggling over it, but Alexis wins the battle until Niles kicks her in the stomach. He takes the monitor from her and SMASHES it into her face. And that’s all Junior Hale could handle as he calls for the bell.

As soon as the bell rings, the OOWF theme music starts up and GMtR makes an appearance on the ramp…

GMtR: No, no, no…this is not ending with some cheap disqualification. If Alexis Darling wants to play with the big boys and bring the fight to the outside, I’m now making this a NO DQ match. Restart the match Hale.

Hale looks down at the now bloody Alexis Darling and then back at Rick…

Do it if you want to keep your job.

GMtR heads to the back but Hale does not look happy as he calls for the bell restarting this match. Alexander looks furious for a quick moment and then he realizes something as he rushes over and slams into Niles from behind and slams him face first into the steel ring post. He reaches down and picks Niles up…BRAINBUSTA on the concrete floor. Niles is now a bloody mess as well, but then the OOWF music hits again and GMtR looks pissed.

Alexander Darling, to my office right now.

Alexander responds with a middle finger and goes to pick up Niles once again.

Touch him again and you’re suspended. You have no right to be out here. You are not a manager, now get to the back right this instant.

Alexander looks between Alexis and Rick and Niles and he does not look happy at all as he slowly makes his way to the back. Meanwhile, Alexis and Niles are both a bloody mess and both are struggling back to their feet. They’re both standing and both have blood dripping down their faces, but its Niles who gets his bearings first as he charges Alexis and takes her down with a Thesz press. He starts wailing away at her as she tries to cover up but the shots are getting through and Alexis is in serious trouble in this match. Niles gets back to his feet taking Alexis with him and he tosses her back in the ring.

Niles gets back in the ring with Alexis and drags her to her feet once again before locking both of arms and nailing a Double-Arm DDT. He goes for the cover once again but only gets a two count. Alexis miraculously gets a shoulder up and Niles looks frustrated. He wipes the blood from his face and starts digging his fist into Alexis face and the blood starts even pouring more down her face. This is not pretty folks and Hale has to start thinking about calling this match as Alexis is losing a lot of blood.
NA starts kicking away at Alexis as he strategizes his next move. When he finally comes to a decision he leans down to pick Alexis up, but somehow she knows enough and takes Niles down and rolls him up with a small package…

One…
Two…
Th…No, Niles rolls out of it and he looks furious. He quickly drops the elbow on Alexis face and the blood pours even more. He drags her to her feet once again and this time he hooks a leg…LEG-HOOK DDT. He makes another cover of Alexis…

One…
Two…
Thr…Alexis somehow slips a shoulder out and breaks the count. Niles is furious now and he drops down and he rolls Alexis over and he gets on her back…CAMEL CLUTCH. Oh, this really is not good for Alexis as this puts serious pressure on her back and it forces the blood to pour down AD’s face even more. Hale gets right down to Alexis and asks her if she’s had enough and she shakes her head no. He almost seems to be begging her to quit as this is not a pretty sight. Alexis has lost a lot of blood. But she keeps shaking her head no. Hale seems caught between letting this continue and saving Alexis, but Darling screams a NO that can be heard in the furthest reaches of this arena.

Niles pulls back even more and the audience is cringing at what they are seeing, but slowly there is a murmur that comes over the crows as Alexis gets up on her knees and drags Niles a few inches closer to the ropes before he jumps up and crashes back down on her back. He lays into her with a few forearms that open the cut even deeper. He locks in the camel clutch again and again Hale looks like he wants to call for the bell, but this time the NOOOOOO from Alexis is even louder as she drags Niles even closer to the ropes. She’s just inches away before Niles follows the same routine and jumps on her back and hits some more cross forearms to Alexis’ face.

AD struggles once again to her knees, but this time NA drags her back to the center of the ring and goes to jump on her back once again, but Darling rolls over and Niles jumps right down onto Alexis knees and they hit his pleasure sac. And every man in the arena cringes now as Alexis gets to her feet and now she kicks a field goal to the same spot. Niles is hopping around the ring as Alexis is getting some momentum as she whips NA into the ropes and catches him coming off with a sweet dropkick. She picks him up and puts him on her shoulders and it’s quite an image as the blood pours down her face…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER.

She makes the cover…
1…
2…
No, Niles kicks out. Back to their feet and NA starts fighting back and the two are slugging it out. Niles grabs Alexis by the arm and whips her into the corner and looks to follow her in but Alexis climbs the ropes and moonsaults over Niles and catches him in one fluid movement with an Inverted DDT. Another cover and another kick out at two by Niles.

Both are back to their feet and start slugging it out and Niles gains the advantage once again with a poke to Alexis’ eyes. He’s motioning that he’s had enough of this and he signals that it’s time for the STEED-DT. He locks Alexis’ arm and tries to get her in position, but she’s fighting against it. She is really struggling now and she spins out of the move and kicks Niles in the gut. She lifts him up and gets him in position…AIR RAID CRASH. Niles is in trouble now. Alexis wipes the blood out of her eyes and takes a long look at her hands and sees all the blood. A dark sneer comes across her face as she starts kicking away at Niles. She makes sure he’s down for a moment before she heads to the outside and climbs the ropes.

She gets to the top rope and takes a deep breath…SHOOTING STAR PRESS. Alexis is in complete control right now as she gets back to her feet and locks her legs in between Niles and rolls him over…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP. And it looks like Alexis has more things in mind. She picks Niles up and locks his arms and spins around and picks him…she has him in position and…

BITCH KILLA…

She quickly drops down and hooks the leg…Junior Hale drops down and starts the count…

ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!

And the bell rings.

WOW! What a match here as a bloody and beaten down Alexis Darling has defeated former OOWF World Champion Niles Anderson. Alexander Darling and Firewoman and the rest of Run DEA all rush down to ringside and help Alexis back to her feet. And for this moment Run DEA stands united as they raise Alexis hand in victory.
WINNER in 22:11 by pin fall…ALEXIS DARLING.

[Jack Quinn]

TEAM CHAMPIONS: DAVIN MORELAND, SPIN HANSEN, CHRIS COLE, PHANTOS, LUCIOS, SYB, SKURGE & THE AMNESIAC vs. TEAM 2: TYTAN, SEAMUS MCNASTY, FIREWOMAN, MOOSEHEAD JACK, ATTITUDE ADJUSTER, OUTBACK JACK, STANK & DH MAGNUSSON – Elimination Match

We are ready for the finals of the Lazy Booking Invitational II. First out is Team 2: Tytan, Seamus McNasty, Firewoman – who is limping badly, Moosehead Jack, Attitude Adjuster, Outback Jack, Stank and DH Magnusson. They come out as a team like good teams should. Once they are all assembled in the ring, we start the announcements for Team Champions. Spin Hansen, Chris Cole, SYB, Skurge and The Amnesiac come out first and wait at ringside. “God Blessed Texas” plays and the World Tag Team Champions Phantos and Lucios make their way to the top of the ramp. “Lux Aeterna” plays and the OOWF world heavyweight champion Davin Moreland steps out from the back and pause at the top of the ramp. Moreland gets a warm hometown welcome from the crowd, and the members of DEA make their way down the ramp to the ring. DEA steps between the ropes and Phantos, Lucios and Davin step toward Fire and offer their hands, but Fire just shakes her head and steps out of the ring to the apron. No fraternizing before the match it appears. The referee goes over the rules quickly, this is an elimination style match, the team that can eliminate the other team first is the winner. If Team 2 wins the match they get random title shots at some point. If Team Champions wins, they get to pick the stipulations for their matches for the next month, or the duration of their title reigns, whichever comes first. Everyone seems satisfied with this, the referee calls or the bell, and this one is underway.

Skurge steps between the ropes for Team Champions and Outback Jack looks to start things for Team 2. The two circle and lock up, but Skurge pulls away and blisters Jack with chops to the chest. Jack stops him cold with a boot to the gut, then slams Skurge face first into the top turnbuckle. Skurge staggers back and Jack scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then reaches out and tags in Seamus. Jack holds Skurge’s legs and Seamus drops a head butt right onto Skurge’s groin. Seamus covers, but SYB runs into the ring and breaks the pin up at two. Seamus pulls Skurge to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a black hole slam, but Skurge shifts his weight and plants him with a DDT. Skurge tags in Phantos. Phantos waits for Seamus to get to his feet, then springs to the top rope and nails a cross body block, but Seamus rolls through it and gets a two count. Both men spring to their feet and Seamus ducks a clothesline and whips Phantos to the ropes, then tags in Tytan. As Phantos rebounds, Tytan catches him with a boot to the jaw that lays out the tag team champion. Tytan pulls Phantos to his feet and throws him over his shoulder, runs him into the corner turnbuckle, then power slams him in the middle of the ring and gets a two count.

Tytan pulls Phantos back to his feet and throws him into Team 2’s corner, he immediately turns and starts fighting people off, nailing everyone he sees with elbows and punches. He turns and NAILS Firewoman with an elbow to the side of the head that sends her to the floor. Phantos immediately stops when he realizes what he did and stops and tries to apologize to Fire. Tytan grabs him from behind and KILLS him with the Steiner Screwdriver, covers and gets the three count Phantos is eliminated

Lucios immediately runs into the ring and drops an elbow across the back of Tytan’s head, then pulls the big man to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in and catches him with a high knee to the side of the face. Lucios reaches out and tags in his DEA mate Davin Moreland, and they double suplex Tytan. Davin waits for Tytan to get to his feet, then grabs him for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Tytan shoves Davin to the ropes and tries a hip toss on the rebound, but Davin blocks it, turns and hits A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Moreland covers, and gets the three count Tytan is eliminated

Stank slowly steps between the ropes and Davin eyes him warily, then reaches back and tags an unsuspecting SYB into the match. SYB yells at Moreland, but Moreland just stares at him. Finally SYB steps into the ring and charges at Stank, but Stank stands his ground and SYB bounces off of him and hits the mat. Stank pulls him to his feet and scoops him up and drops him head first on the top turnbuckle, SNAKE EYES! Stank reaches out and tags Moose into the match, Moose steps between the ropes and waits for SYB to get to his feet and peppers him with rights and lefts to the face, then drops him with a spinning chop to the neck. Moose reaches out and tags Seamus back into the mat, Moose wrings the arm and Seamus climbs to the top rope and drops an elbow across SYB’s arm. Seamus sends SYB to the ropes, but Chris Cole makes a blind tag in, and Seamus KILLS SYB with a spine buster, but the referee doesn’t count. When Seamus gets to his feet to ask why, Cole blindsides him with a shot to the head, and before he can recover, hits THE HEADLINER! Cole covers and gets the three count Seamus McNasty is eliminated

DH Magnusson makes his first appearance in the match and he and Cole trade shots. Magnusson blocks a punch from Cole and knees him in the midsection, then takes him to the mat with a gut wrench suplex. Magnusson grabs Cole’s arm and locks him in a Fujiwara arm bar. Cole is in trouble, but SYB rushes into the ring and breaks it up before Cole can tap. Magnusson gets to his feet and grabs SYB and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The momentary distraction lets Cole hit Magnusson with a low blow, and roll him up, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Both men are quickly to their feet and Cole catches Magnusson with a hot shot on the top rope. Davin Moreland immediately calls for the tag and Cole tags him into the match. Moreland measures Magnusson and drops a fist between his eyes, and covers, but once again Magnusson kicks out. Davin pulls Magnusson to his feet and tries a whip, but Magnusson reverses it and catches the champ with a power slam. Magnusson reaches back and tags in Stank, Stank charges into the ring, and pulls Davin to his feet and peppers him with shots to the chest and face backing him across the ring. Stank pins Moreland against the ropes and whips him to the opposite side of the ring, then catches him with a big back body drop. Davin crawls across the ring and tags in The Amnesiac, quickly bailing out of the match.

The Amnesiac comes in and takes advantage of Stank’s anger as he is yelling for Moreland to come back into the ring. The Amnesiac charges off the ropes and catches Stank with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head that sends the big man to the mat. The Amnesiac reaches back and tags in SYB, then grabs Stank’s legs and catapults him up just as SYB is coming off the ropes, SYB tries for a HEBREW HAMMER, but Stank nearly decapitates him with a clothesline instead. Stank pulls SYB to his feet and hauls him onto his shoulders and hits the STANK-U! Stank covers and gets the three count SYB is eliminated Spin Hansen steps between the ropes and Stank immediately calms down some and a smile spreads across his face. He and Stank lock up in the middle of the ring and Stank grabs a side head lock. Spin shoves Stank to the ropes and Davin catches him with a forearm to the back of the head. Stank turns around and NAILS Moreland, sending him to the floor. Stank turns his attention back to Spin and Spin catches him with a brutal spine buster and covers, but Stank is out at two.

Spin pulls Stank to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner and sets him on the top rope, then climbs up and grabs Stank for a top rope belly to belly suplex, but Spin hangs on and shoves Spin off the top rope, then gets to his feet and catches Spin with a flying clothesline sending Spin right back to the mat. Stank rolls to his corner and tags in Outback Jack. Jack comes in and drops a series of elbows across Spin’s chest and covers, but Spin powers out at two. Both men get to their feet, but Spin rakes Jack’s eyes and tags The Amnesiac into the match. The Amnesiac springs onto the top rope and leaps at Jack, but Jack catches him with a power slam and covers, but Moreland breaks it up at two. Outback Jack shoves Moreland, and the two of them argue, which lets The Amnesiac make the tag to Lucios. Lucios comes in and blindsides Outback Jack with a super kick that sends him staggering back into Team 2’s corner. Jack falls and his arm hits Firewoman. The referee counts that as a tag and orders Firewoman into the match.

Fire slowly steps between the ropes and limps to the middle of the ring where Lucios waits for her. Lucios looks a little reluctant about locking up with a DEA mate, but they do and Lucios knees Fire and sends her to the ropes. Fire makes it a few steps then her leg buckles and she falls to the mat. Lucios shows immediate concern and goes over to help Fire up, and she immediately grabs him and rolls him into a small package, one, two, three! Lucios is eliminated Looks like Firewoman took a page right out of the Chris Jericho playbook there. Lucios rolls out of the ring and gets to his feet on the outside. Fire looks at him with something like sympathy. Behind Fire, Cole comes into the ring and takes a page out of Ric Flair’s play book and chop blocks Fire, rolling her injured leg under her. Cole grabs Fire, who is grimacing in pain, and quickly turns her over into a Texas cloverleaf. Fire tries to fight the pain, but she can’t and after a few seconds she is forced to tap. Firewoman is eliminated

Attitude Adjuster comes in and he and Cole lock up. Cole pushes AA to the corner and tries a punch, but AA moves out of the way and spins Cole into the corner. AA buries a shoulder into Cole’s midsection repeatedly. Then tries a whip across the ring, but Cole reverses it, and AA does the classic Flair Flip into the corner, lands on the apron, runs down the apron and runs right into a big boot from Moreland that sends AA to the floor. Surge hops off the apron and pulls AA to his feet and sends him back into the ring. Cole covers, but Moose rushes in and pulls him off of him. AA gets to his feet and Cole sends him to the ropes, then runs the ropes himself. The two men criss cross, and someone miscalculates, because the two of them SLAM heads in the middle of the ring. Both men are down and the referee starts the ten count of doom. At eight, Cole lurches across the ring and tags in Skurge, just before Skurge can get across the ring, AA tags in Moose. Moose ducks a Skurge clothesline, and catches Skurge with a dragon suplex, bridges and gets a two count. Both men are back up and Moose scoops Skurge up for a slam, but Skurge slips over his shoulder and kills Moose with a lung blower. Skurge climbs to the top rope and tries a SSP, but Moose moves out of the way! Skurge crashes and burns, and Moose immediately pulls him to his feet and STUNS him with a heart punch, then tags Magnusson in. Magnusson grabs a stunned Skurge and hits the side Russian leg sweep into the DREAM STREET! Hey it worked once, why not try it again? Skurge has no escape and he is forced to tap. Skurge is eliminated

The Amnesiac comes in as Magnusson gets to his feet and whips him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick that sends DH to the corner. The Amnesiac charges into the corner and monkey flips Magnusson to the middle of the ring, then climbs to the top rope and waits for DH to get to his feet. As Magnusson gets to his feet The Amnesiac leaps, but Magnusson catches him! Magnusson walks The Amnesiac back to the corner and sets him on the top rope, and is about to climb up for a superplex, but The Amnesiac catches Magnusson with a series of knees to the face, then grabs a front face lock and nails him with a tornado DDT! The Amnesiac covers, but Outback Jack comes in and breaks it up. Jack pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and the two of them trade lefts and rights. The referee tries to break them up, but Jack grabs the referee and shoves him aside. The ref comes back and tries to break them up again, this time Jack decks him. The referee immediately calls for the bell. Outback Jack is eliminated and will also be a little lighter in the pocketbook next week.

Magnusson is finally on his feet and The Amnesiac grabs him from behind and hits the ropes, Magnusson’s head collides with Spin’s head, The Amnesiac rolls Magnusson up and gets the three count, DH Magnusson is eliminated Moosehead Jack comes into the match, and as The Amnesiac gets to his feet, Moose grabs him from behind in a standing ji-endo (so at this point, it is a cobra clutch) but The Amnesiac frees himself with a mule kick to Moose’s jewels. The Amnesiac hits the opposite ropes, but while Moose is doubled over in pain, Attitude Adjuster hands him something from outside the ring. Moose turns around and LEVELS a charging Amnesiac, and tosses what we now see are brass knuckles, back to AA. Moose covers, and gets the three count. The Amnesiac is eliminated

Spin comes into the ring and he and Moose lock up. Spin slams Moose and tries a leg drop, but Moose moves out of the way and Spin gets nothing but canvas. Moose pounces on Spin and hammers him savagely with rights and lefts to the face. Spin shoves Moose off of him, but the damage has been done, Spin has been busted open. Moose pulls Spin up and shoves him into Team 2’s corner and tags in Attitude Adjuster. AA bites Spin in the corner, then snapmares him out. With Spin sitting on the mat, AA calls for the claw! He slaps it on Spin’s head, but before he can get it on real well, Spin catches AA with the testicular claw! AA screams in pain and dances around the ring as Spin gets to his feet and backs AA into the corner. Spin cocks his fist but AA breaks the hold with a scientific thumb to the eye. Spin staggers back to the middle of the ring, and this time it is AA’s turn to use the chop block to take Spin to the mat. With Spin on the mat, AA slaps on the IRON CLAW! Spin writhes in pain, but will not give up, even though the blood is flowing even heavier from the wound on his head. Cole feigns coming into the ring, which draws Stank into the ring. Cole then jumps off the apron and races around the ring and grabs Moose and pulls him off the apron and they have a brief exchange of philosophical differences. The referee turns to get Stank out of the ring and Davin strikes again, hitting the ropes and hitting a flying REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! (like Orton tried on Jericho years ago, only Moreland doesn’t whiff) AA is DEAD! Moreland grabs Spin and throws him across Spin, the referee never saw it, but sees Spin covering AA, he makes the three count and that is it, give me the bold; Attitude Adjuster has been eliminated

Moose immediately comes into the ring where Spin Hansen is on his one knee, blood pouring down his face, a dazed look on his face. Moose traps Spin in the ji-endo and falls to the mat. Spin struggles, but Moose sits back, pulling back on Spin’s upper body really applying the pressure. Spin tries to fight it, and Moreland and Cole try to come into the ring to break it up, but the referee catches them and sends them back out. Spin finally can take no more and he goes limp. The referee sees this and calls for the bell. Spin Hansen is eliminated

We are basically down to a tag team match now, Davin Moreland and Chris Cole versus Moosehead Jack and Stank. Moose gets to his feet and is met by a charging Chris Cole. Cole clotheslines Moose over the top rope, and falls over the ropes with him. Both men hit the floor hard, but Cole gets up first, with a maniacal look in his eyes. Cole pulls Moose to his feet and hits a side Russian leg sweep on the outside, but instead of hitting the floor, Cole slams the back of Moose’s head into the announce table. Moose slumps to the floor and Cole gets a couple of good kicks in for good measure, then rolls back into the ring and waits for the referee to finish the count. The referee gets to nine, and Moose slides under the bottom rope just before ten. Cole charges across the ring and drops a knee on the back of Moose’s head, then pulls him to his feet and hits a slingshot suplex, covers, and gets a two count. Cole tags in Moreland, and he steps between the ropes and waits for Cole to pull Moose to his feet, then hits the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face. Moose tumbles between the ropes again, and once again hits the ropes hard.

Davin waits patiently for the count out, but when Moose gets on the apron at seven, he snarls and runs to the ropes and tries to suplex Moose into the ring, but Moose blocks it and reverses it, suplexing Moreland out of the ring to the floor! The champion hits the floor HARD and writhes in pain. Moose runs the apron and leaps, dropping an elbow right across Moreland’s chest. Moose lands a couple of stiff shots to the face, then rolls Moreland back into the ring and follows him, but grabs hold of Moreland’s leg and tags Stank into the match. Moreland sees the tag and desperately tries to escape. Stank comes in and plants a boot right on Moreland’s face, then mounts the champion and hammers him with rights and lefts, until the referee threatens disqualification. Stank pulls Moreland to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches the champion in a sleeper, wrapping his arms around Moreland’s head and threatening to pop his head like a pimple. Moreland struggles and looks like he is starting to fade when he manages to slip beside Stank and take him to the mat with a side suplex. Both men are down, but Moreland manages to get to his feet first. He grabs Stank by the head and pulls him to his feet and throws him out of the ring, then follows him. Moreland pulls Stank to his feet and whips him into the corner post. Stank’s head slams off the steel and he falls to the floor, lying on the floor looking at the lights with a dazed look in his eyes. Moreland is not done though. Moreland pulls Stank onto the announce table, and sets him up for a Really Good Diamond Cutter on the table! Moose hops off the apron, and Cole tries to come through the ring to stop him, which draws the referee’s attention. Moose grabs a chair and SLAMS it on the side of Moreland’s leg! Moreland screams in pain and releases Stank, Stank straightens up and grabs Davin and hits the STANK-U on through the table!

The crowd pops a HOLY SHIT! Chant as both men lie in the wreckage, possibly dead. Amazingly both men begin to stir at seven, and somehow make it back to the ring at nine. Stank and Davin both crawl toward their corners and make tags, Moose and Cole charge into the ring and tear into one another. Moose ducks a swing by Cole and catches him with a half nelson suplex. Moose then pulls up and sets him up for a pile driver, but Cole backdrops Moose over the top rope to the floor. Cole leaves the ring and grabs a piece of the shattered table and SLAMS it into Moose’s ribs. Cole starts to pull Moose to his feet, but Moose grabs the same piece of table and low blows Cole with it. Once again both men are down outside the ring. Cole gets to his feet and pulls Moose out of the ring after Moose broke the count. Cole grabs a piece of the table and puts it on Moose’s throat, then slams the table piece onto the floor, driving it into Moose’s throat! Moose falls to the floor, coughing up some blood, but Cole isn’t done, he pulls Moose to his feet and in the wreckage of the table, he hits a HEADLINER! Cole crawls out of the wreckage and makes it into the ring just as the referee hits ten. Moosehead Jack has been eliminated

Stank slowly steps between the ropes as Davin grins on the apron, knowing it is now two on one. Cole is slow to get to his feet, so Stank charges across the ring and nearly cuts Cole in half with a spear as he stands up. Stank lifts Cole onto his shoulders and hits the SHOCK TREATMENT, the whole time, never once taking his eyes off of Moreland. Once again Stank pulls Cole off the mat and sets him up and hits the STANKBOMB! Cole is dead. Stank covers after the last one, and gets the three count. There are two remaining. Chris Cole is eliminated

Davin doesn’t give Stank a moment to rest. The second the referee’s hand hits the mat for the third time, Moreland charges into the ring and catches Stank with a boot to the face. Davin steps out of the ring and waits on the apron, as Stank gets to his feet, Davin launches himself and NAILS Stank with a clothesline. Moreland covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Moreland keeps the pressure up, grabbing Stank’s legs and rolling him over in a Boston crab, leaning back as far as he can, putting all the pressure on Stank’s lower back. Stank grunts in pain and the referee asks him if he wants to quit. Stank, naturally, refuses and stats toward the ropes, but there is no way he will make it that far across the ring, so he uses his impressive leg strength to power out of the hold, sending Moreland through the ropes to the floor in the process. Davin hits the floor hard, and seems to land hard on the back of his head. The champ appears to be a little dazed. Stank slips out of the ring, and he has to be exhausted as well. He had a hard fought six man match earlier, and this match is over an hour as well. Stank pulls Moreland up but Moreland hits a jaw breaker that sends Stank reeling. Davin scoops Stank up and slams his lower back into the ring post, then DRIVES him to the mat with a choke slam! The big man is in trouble. Davin rolls back into the ring and lies on his back in the middle of the ring sucking wind, but waiting for the count out. The fans count along with the referee, he gets to eight, and Stank somehow finds his way under the bottom rope and back into the ring. The crowd boos this a little, and Davin is quickly to his feet and puts the boots to Stank.

Stank tries to fight off the blows, but Davin has him trapped in the corner and is kicking away at will. The referee steps in to see if he needs to stop the match, but decides against it. Moreland moves in for the kill. He pulls Stank up and paintbrushes him a few times, then sets him on the top rope and climbs up. Moreland hooks Stank by the head, it looks like he is going for a SUPER REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Stank holds on! He grabs Moreland and turns Moreland toward him and hammers him with punches, then a head butt! Stank stands up and Davin puts his head between his legs and tries to backdrop him off the top turnbuckle, but Stank holds on and POWERBOMBS DAVIN FROM THE TOP ROPE! Stank releases Moreland and he falls to the mat, Moreland SLAMS onto the mat, the back of his head bouncing off the mat like a basketball. Davin’s eyes roll into the back of his head. Stank drags himself across the ring and collapses next to Moreland’s body and just manages to drape his arm across Moreland’s chest.

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WINNERS in 1:06:57 – Team 2: Stank is the Sole Survivor

Stank rolls off of Moreland too exhausted to celebrate. The rest of Team 2 finds their way back to the ring and the tattered bunch help Stank to his feet, and for a moment, they show true solidarity before the rest of DEA comes to ringside and helps Davin out of the ring. Firewoman slips away and joins DEA, while the rest of Team 2 sort of melt into the background and leave Drink & Destroy to celebrate an incredibly hard fought victory.

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