I come to you for help and you start asking me questions? Tommy was a much better advisor during his spotlight. He steered me toward steak and garlic mashed pots.
Have you seen her lately? She's all pregnant looking. Got any other ideas?
If you massage her nipples (or if she does) her body will create progesterone, which induces labor.
Medical fact my man...
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
No. I haven't done any public nudity for the sake of showing people my nakedness. Its always had a purpose.
Have you seen what you've done to my heart and soul?
Have you seen the previous pages of my spotlight? Because there will be a quiz afterwards. Also I want you to see how hot I am. I got Firewoman's juices flowing for some reason. Now my self-esteem's all high.
Do you know what that means?
It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
Will you marry me?
Eh, maybe.
Hang on, if me and Punker make a journey to Murfreesboro then we each have child-brides waiting for us. That'll work.
The real question is why Ross having sex with Rachel would have induced labor.
Answer: Semen has progesterone in it.
See kids, you learned something today...
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
What's your favorite metal bands? What's your favorite metal genre? Have you heard of Amon Amarth?
Amon Amarth is fucking fantastic. "Thor, Odin's son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor, Hlódyn's son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits"
The thing is, Byrne, Ross didn't actually have sex with Rachel. Just "started." Didn't even get to take off the clothes. Rachel goes into labor. Ross says "Man, I'm good!" Haha.
Speaking of the Byrne...
FF, similar to Ross and Brad Pitt's character in Friends, I am thinking of starting a "I Hate John Byrne" Club here at Pun's House. This club will stand against everything that Byrne is, including bad grammar and variations of his name that aren't really variations. I'm also thinking about inviting Lucky to join this club.
FF, similar to Ross and Brad Pitt's character in Friends, I am thinking of starting a "I Hate John Byrne" Club here at Pun's House. This club will stand against everything that Byrne is, including bad grammar and variations of his name that aren't really variations. I'm also thinking about inviting Lucky to join this club.
Would you be interested?
Yes. I'm in. For only one reason. I'm getting sick of his ending every sentence with ;D
Right now I'm listening to Behemoth, Lamb Of God, Fear Factory, Amon Amarth, DevilDriver and some other stuff. But my moods vary. I'm an ever-changing enigma of hard-thudding metalocity.
What's your favorite metal genre?
I'm more a fan of American metal than anything else. But I'll go European when I need to.
Have you heard of Amon Amarth?
Dude...I was just fucking going nuts on these dudes in chat last night. That's awesome.
Amon Amarth is fucking fantastic. "Thor, Odin's son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor, Hlódyn's son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits"
Twilight Of The Thunder God. Good album. I prefer With Odin On Our Side, but Twilight is fucking awesome.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
"Hey Lou. You know that chick you already had a bunch of times? Yeah, back before she was all pregnant fat. You should go fuck her now that she's big as a house."
If you were getting head, good head, by a chick and then you realized she was a he, would you finish?
Would you feel gross afterwards?
Would you let her/him suck it again if she/he was at the bar at closing time the next night and you were drunk and they wanted to?
Would you feel gross afterwards?
Would you tell anybody you let a shedude suck you off (Remember, it was really good head)?
What's your last meal preference?
If you found the perfect chick but her only flaw was she had to name her kids Wacky Tabacky, Cornwallis O'Hallahan, and Shit Tips due to a legal situation, Would you keep her (I'm talking all-around perfectry, not just hot and faithful. And drug free. And not AIDS ridden. Or any other diseases.)
Ever watch a gay porno? (me neither)
What color are your eyes?
Lukewarm showers or hot, steamy, provacative showers?
If you had a wife and she asked what her eye color was and you said brown, when the answer is "sometimes hazel", would that count?
Yes. I'm in. For only one reason. I'm getting sick of his ending every sentence with ;D
Not every sentence. I guess I didn't want to hurt peoples stupid fucking feelings.
Fuck that then...
oh, and Eric, suck a hairy goat cock you fat bastard. The "No Byrne's Club" would have been funnier.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
The thing is, Byrne, Ross didn't actually have sex with Rachel. Just "started." Didn't even get to take off the clothes. Rachel goes into labor. Ross says "Man, I'm good!" Haha.
Sorry, I guess I'm not up on my gay TV show trivia. You got me there Eric.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
"Hey Lou. You know that chick you already had a bunch of times? Yeah, back before she was all pregnant fat. You should go fuck her now that she's big as a house."
Thanks for nothing. Geniuses.
That is evil and rude and fucking awesome. You're one of my favorites now, Lou. You passed nearly everyone with that one statement and you're now in my top 5 PHers, easily.
If you were getting head, good head, by a chick and then you realized she was a he, would you finish?
Well shit, he did work awfully hard. It would be kinda rude not to reward the fella with a hot batch.
Would you feel gross afterwards?
I'm guessing that however drunk I was I in order to not notice a chick was dude for 3/4 of a blowjob, I'd be drunk enough not to care.
Would you let her/him suck it again if she/he was at the bar at closing time the next night and you were drunk and they wanted to?
What are you getting at here, Creep? You wanna suck my cock?
Would you feel gross afterwards?
Probably. But again, I'd be able to quell it with drinking.
Would you tell anybody you let a shedude suck you off (Remember, it was really good head)?
Who wouldn't tell that story? That's a thriller.
What's your last meal preference?
A Chicken Fried Steak. Maybe some platter bacon.
If you found the perfect chick but her only flaw was she had to name her kids Wacky Tabacky, Cornwallis O'Hallahan, and Shit Tips due to a legal situation, Would you keep her (I'm talking all-around perfectry, not just hot and faithful. And drug free. And not AIDS ridden. Or any other diseases.)
I'd be fine with that. What's in a name? A rose by any other other name would still stab the shit out of your fingers.
Ever watch a gay porno? (me neither)
I've stumbled across some on the internet on accident, but I haven't stuck around to see how it turned out.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Lukewarm showers or hot, steamy, provacative showers?
Halfway in between the two of those.
If you had a wife and she asked what her eye color was and you said brown, when the answer is "sometimes hazel", would that count?
Of course it would. If she didn't think so then she's just being a cunt.
Ever smoke crack?
Nope. I've tried plenty of drugs in my day, but never crack.
Yes. I'm in. For only one reason. I'm getting sick of his ending every sentence with ;D
Not every sentence. I guess I didn't want to hurt peoples stupid fucking feelings.
And see, this is why you'll never reach your full potential without me. Other people's feelings? Just forget the fuck out of them. Indifference to other people's feelings = power.
You've surpassed me in amount of pages in your spotlight. How's it feel knowing you're more loved around here than me?
It just confirms everything I already knew. I'm bringing you up to my level though. I'll drag you up to relevance, buddy. Hop on these coattails, we're going for a ride, pal-o-minel