[Andy]

Let us go through my greatness. I started off in the now-classic thread Thank You Pun with a brilliant one-liner that was indicative of the awesomeness yet to come. Almost immediately I was celebrated for accomplishing what few could:I turned 23. Moving along through my history, when Texas started the thread to figure out how everyone got here, I revealed the shocking surprise that Bo of all people got me to come here. Plus I did a great movie reference and made a great case for me to have superpowers which I did end up getting...like...today. Let's see, more great historical moments in my history...I ran the Punnies the first year where I created the Moosehead Jack Award so that he could win something. Here's the results of that. That's embarassing. I made some New Year's Resolutions for everyone else and that turned into another argument with Court about why I'm the shit and she never noticed. She called me a crackwhore. Wow. She's mean. And here's the last time I tried to impress her. Let's see...uh...something called PHWF...don't know what that is...oh here's one! One of my favorite exchanges ever. Oh look here. Brilliant one-liner from the Andyman. Here's when I posted a picture of Moose and Lucky for everyone to enjoy. This is a personal favorite of mine and everyone else's as well. Now no one liked this except for me and Bo. But I'm including it because its terrific. Punker started this thread and it had a couple me gems. Oh hey, from the lolcat madness, the lolcat response to the election. And last March! Oh hey, here's a great find by me.

Damn. this seemed like a great idea when I started, but I'm sick of it now. I'll finish it later. For now, let's all just celebrate me.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Damn I forgot a lot of those. Awesome.

[AngryDan]

I haven't been around long enough to see most of those...but damn if I've been laughing my ass off for the last 10 minutes.

You get my first ever EXALT for 1,000 posts.

[Andy]

Okay, here's the perfect description of punkerhardcore. And here's a better one. Here's what happens when Creepy pisses me off. Here's a fantastic exchange between Punker and I. Here's the famous [url=http://natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=51&page=6#66112[/url]Fresh Prince Of 9/11[/url] post. My three posts in the wrestling draft garnered me some attention this year. Oh, also this one. Here's the Iron Shiek Transcriptions. Here's the best motivational posters I ever found. And other than these commie jokesand Savage Went Down To Georgia I don't think I have anything else of note I've done.

That's it. Happy 1000, me.

[Courtney]

Ha, I had completely forgotten about calling you a crackwhore. Good times.

[Andy]

You also completely forgot that I'm the only active poster in your 18-25 range. Plus, I love your state. I would love to go back to Tennessee recreationally someday and you gotta show me some shit in Nashville. I just know where to get fuel, get a good meal and drop off freight.

[Jack Quinn]

and by "drop off freight" you mean ..........

[Andy]

Ejuaculate inside a vagina!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Dec 4, 2008 14:16:51 GMT -5 Andy said:

Ejaculate alone!

Fixed for spelling and accuracy.

Oh, and an exalt for the trip down memory lane!

[Andy]

Oh. I did make a typo there. Thanks for the catch Jack.

[Courtney]

Dec 4, 2008 5:38:20 GMT -5 Andy said:

your 18-25 range.

That's actually 20-28.

And...I guess you can visit anytime you like. Bring Punker with you! ;D

[Byrntrigan]

Yeah. I'm getting lonely...

[Habs]

Well that was an eye openner, I contributed nothing worth going back to... Guess I'll wait until I hit 2000 before doing a trip down memory lane. Fun posts FF.