[Andy]

Now that "Dev likes young girls" is officially dead what shall his new running joke be?

[Tommy]

It will never die. Sorry Andy.

[Lucky]

He's right, FF. As long as this board is filled by people who laugh at the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again they'll keep using that tired joke.

[Andy]

Not me. I'm only using whatever wins this poll. And I'm sure there will be others that join my crusade.

Go Dev is a cum-eater!

[Lucky]

Well... "likes boys" is just "likes girls" and really, the gag has been "pedophile" and gay has been used tons. So it should be gone too.
Learning disability is Byrne's gimmick, right? So that's out.
Doesn't shower hits too close to home for him.
Being a cuckold suggests he has a woman.
Can't fold laundry hits too close to home for me.
Being gay is like half the board's gimmick.
And I'm pretty sure they all say they're cum-eaters too. Besides, wouldn't it be "cum-drinker"? I mean, do you chew cum?

I don't know. Of your options I think "two left shoes" is all that fits. But I don't care for that. I think I'm just going to foster a theory that Dev and BC are actually sorority sisters and secretly get all catty about Courtney and whatsherface.

[creepy]

So, Lucky's saying Dev's a girl? And although pedophilia was the term tossed around, I don't remember any pre-teen boy jokes.



Holy Christ is this gay. Disregard all.

[Lou]

Dec 12, 2008 18:14:08 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I think I'm just going to foster a theory that Dev and BC are actually sorority sisters and secretly get all catty about Courtney and whatsherface.

Now, who's being catty?

[Lucky]

Who's catty? I don't know her name. Didn't she post for like one day hammered off her ass?

Dev likes young boys was routinely used, Creepy. Dev was very sensitive to the fact that he was only a straight pedophile.

[Demko]

Dec 12, 2008 18:14:08 GMT -5 Lucky said:

And I'm pretty sure they all say they're cum-eaters too. Besides, wouldn't it be "cum-drinker"? I mean, do you chew cum?

I came here to kick ass and chew cum, and I'm all outta cum.

[Pun]

Lucky and FF - PH's version of Statler and Waldorf.

[salmonjunkie]

one can be a cum-eater, too, you know.

www.cumomlette.com nsfw


I'm changing my vote from "doesn't shower very often" to "cum-eater".

[DevSop]

Not clicking.

[Lucky]

That's an interesting point. Points to "cum-eater" I suppose.

[BC]

Sorry Lucky, I'm not a sorority sister. I'm not an evil lesbian, remember?

[Andy]

Dec 12, 2008 18:42:53 GMT -5 Demko said:

I came here to kick ass and chew cum, and I'm all outta cum.

Goddammit. Someone remember this at next year's Punnies. That may be my favorite thing ever written.

[Andy]

Well this poll looks pretty conclusive. Someone fold this poll up and put it away.

Someone besides Dev obviously, because he doesn't know how! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[Mikey]

Dec 13, 2008 7:15:38 GMT -5 Andy said:

Dec 12, 2008 18:42:53 GMT -5 Demko said:

I came here to kick ass and chew cum, and I'm all outta cum.

Goddammit. Someone remember this at next year's Punnies. That may be my favorite thing ever written.

This.

[Matte]

Jan 5, 2009 20:26:08 GMT -5 Andy said:

Someone fold this poll up and put it away.

Someone besides Dev obviously, because he doesn't know how! HA HA HA HA HA!!!