[Batman]

A vote for BC is a vote for Edgar Allen Poe.

I mean, you do like Poe, right?

[BC]

I am Poe reincarnate, complete with diseased liver.

OW! My liver! My liver!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

So wait, you're giving us shit for movie references but slyly drop in a Beavis and Butt-head one?

I know all your tricks Cooper.

[BC]

I'm not giving YOU shit, I'm giving Cory shit, keep up.

[BTR]

You're giving me shit? GIVING me SHIT? Well, then. I'll give you something. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up til then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (He holds the watch up - and pauses) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they would confiscate it and take it away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: in his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

So there's a watch. And there's shit on it. Keep both if you like.

[BC]

How'd you know my dad was in Vietnam? I tell that to no one. Sop!

[BTR]

Didn't you read the story? I was there.

And YOU'RE WELCOME. Christ.

[Ryan]

Seems like everybody but me and Firewoman have been feuding in this thread. So... you suck Firewoman.

[DevSop]

At least I didn't tell him the other thing BC. Weigh the options here boy.

[Fire-Babe]

Jan 13, 2009 11:13:06 GMT -5 Ryan said:

Seems like everybody but me and Firewoman have been feuding in this thread. So... you suck Firewoman.

Oh yeah??? YEAH????? WELL.....well......

Your mom!

[Batman]

Jan 13, 2009 11:20:47 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Jan 13, 2009 11:13:06 GMT -5 Ryan said:

Seems like everybody but me and Firewoman have been feuding in this thread. So... you suck Firewoman.

Oh yeah??? YEAH????? WELL.....well......

Your mom!

Hey, now! His mom might be reading this... over his shoulder.

[Fire-Babe]

Does she somehow have eyes in the back of her head?

[Ryan]

You horrify me.

[Fire-Babe]

hey, you wanted the feud....don't back down now

[Attitude Adjuster]

Just found this, voted for myself and will quickly start the "K-Dawg For President" campaign. Or just "Vote for K-Dawg" campaign. Lucky, how can you possibly have screwed yourself like that? You need to seek help immediately. You know there's no way anyone here is going to let you win against my wife. You might even get shut out.

[Lucky]

Dude, I didn't do it! That's how the fucking seeding went! You think I wanted it?! I was cursing up a storm in chat! I can't believe how much fate hates me!

[Byrntrigan]

My time here teaches me at least one axiom:

Bet against Lopez when he is competeing against AA (or his wife).

I wonder what the line is at this point?

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jan 10, 2009 19:18:05 GMT -5 AngryDan said:

Jan 10, 2009 1:24:01 GMT -5 Batman said:

Man, OBJ in round 2 for me? Damn. I'm not sure if I'm even voting for me. That "Michael Bolton" schtick always cracks me up.

You seem pretty sure you're getting to the 2nd round. Why wouldn't you be? 16 over 1 has never happened before. Why would it happen now?

You have over 5,000 posts. You are virtually playing a home game. You are a beloved, long-time member of the community.

75% of my posts are in my welcome thread. I'm playing in front of a hostile crowd. I've gone weeks at a time without internet access.

I do have one advantage over you though.

Hope.

Every year for the NCAA tournament, I always choose a 16 over 1 upset on one of my brackets. The team filled with kids that weren't recruited out of high school, that were forced to go a low-major with no history. The team that plays home games in front of 50 people. The team that, despite all of the obstacles, manages to overcome the odds and make the dance.

Despite the odds, I created an account. Despite the odds, I managed to make a thread. And what a thread it was. Despite the odds, I managed to overcome my 28.8k modem speed, wait the 10 minutes to load this page, and state my case.

16 over 1 will happen one day. It might not be today, it might not 5 years from now, but it will happen one day. What if now is the time?

AngryDan. The ultimate Cinderella.

At least you didn't sleep with Lumberg.

I should be trash-talking about Gooker, but I can't really think of anything negative to post. Of course, if he was around here more I might have more material. Just sayin...

[Riot Act]

Jan 8, 2009 13:39:18 GMT -5 Deadly said:

Jan 8, 2009 13:26:57 GMT -5 DevSop said:

LET DEAD IN!!!

LET DEAD IN!!!


Please?


MTA: Besides Dead vs Riot, smell the buyrates.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that last part, and just thank you for your support.

Hey, what's all that supposed to mean?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

When are the rest of the matchups going up?

[Lucky]

Tomorrow? Saturday? When I draw them.

[Lucky]

I'm telling you guys right now... I'm finishing up the last batch of the 1st Rd and they will be up tonight... but I'm half assing it. They waited this long because I couldn't think of anything to do with them and I still can't. Sorry. I'll make up for it in the 2nd round.

[Attitude Adjuster]

You'll make it up in the second round (aka the round Lucky is NOT in).

[Lucky]

Indeed.

1st round is all up. Last few were mailed in, but whatever. 2nd round is better, I promise. I should be able to get the 1st half up Wed or Thur, just give these 1st Rd matchups enough time to rack up votes.

[punk/core]

Since I'll be facing Dev in a tough round 2 match-up soon. Look what I've done! I've finally added a chat link right there under my avatar! I encourage any and all of you to message me and I'll tell you why I should get your vote. Or just message me just to talk. I especially recommend that option if your name rhymes with "Bourtney."