[Lucky]

I'm tired! And all I know about that murgen wld is he's Canadian.

Gator vs wld

[Byrntrigan]

I'll vote for gator, as he is a worthy foe for the 2009 AV-athon.

[Andy]

Gotta go with my stablemate on this one. Although Gator is a sexy sexy man.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Even though he doesn't like my network, Gator is one of my favorites.

[Habs]

My vote is for the Mounty.

[Fire-Babe]

WLD sends me PPV updates when I'm stuck at work and can't get in chat or streams to watch.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Very tough call, but since Gator's college team is winning everything these days I can vote for my partner with a clear conscience.

[wld]

I got votes? Seriously? Wow.

I have no illusions about winning, but I was dreading being the only one to get shut out…

However, emboldened by the fact that FF voted for me, (I must be doing something right, but I’m afraid to ask what), I feel I have to be honest with you. Voting for me will do more than strike a blow for Canadian introverts. It will do more than encourage other Pun’s House wallflowers to post. It will, above all else, fulfill a prophecy. You see, when I was young, my mother always used to call me “Krelanartorpok Pituararpok Murgen”. Loosely translated from the native Inuktitut, it means “Intensly desires to become a Murgen”. I never knew what that meant, until now. Don’t ask me how, but somehow my mother knew this day would come. With YOUR help, I can fulfill her dream for me. In fact, I can become more than just A Murgen. I can become THE Murgen – the Murgen that makes it to the second round.

The power to make my mother’s words a reality is in your hands. Please use it wisely.

[Batman]

Jan 15, 2009 14:27:12 GMT -5 wld said:

However, emboldened by the fact that FF voted for me, (I must be doing something right, but I’m afraid to ask what)

Can't blame you. No doubt it's penis-related.

[Lucky]

If it makes you feel better, wld, I have no clue who you are.

[Tommy]

Jan 15, 2009 14:27:12 GMT -5 wld said:

I got votes? Seriously? Wow.

I have no illusions about winning, but I was dreading being the only one to get shut out…

However, emboldened by the fact that FF voted for me, (I must be doing something right, but I’m afraid to ask what), I feel I have to be honest with you. Voting for me will do more than strike a blow for Canadian introverts. It will do more than encourage other Pun’s House wallflowers to post. It will, above all else, fulfill a prophecy. You see, when I was young, my mother always used to call me “Krelanartorpok Pituararpok Murgen”. Loosely translated from the native Inuktitut, it means “Intensly desires to become a Murgen”. I never knew what that meant, until now. Don’t ask me how, but somehow my mother knew this day would come. With YOUR help, I can fulfill her dream for me. In fact, I can become more than just A Murgen. I can become THE Murgen – the Murgen that makes it to the second round.

The power to make my mother’s words a reality is in your hands. Please use it wisely.

Wait....

LD's MAMA?

People, VOTE WLD GODDAMN YOU!

[Tommy]

Jan 15, 2009 14:31:49 GMT -5 Lucky said:

If it makes you feel better, wld, I have no clue who you are.

You don't know who ANYONE is. It's uncanny.

[Lucky]

You raise a valid point. Calls to question the logic of me running this thing.

Either way, if you advance, wld, you will continue to be a mountie unless I learn something about you. Sorry.

[Tommy]

Jan 15, 2009 14:34:51 GMT -5 Lucky said:

You raise a valid point. Calls to question the logic of me running this thing.

Either way, if you advance, wld, you will continue to be a mountie unless I learn something about you. Sorry.

Actually, you're probably the best person to run it because you don't know who anyone is, and therefore have no preconceived opinions or biases.

[wld]

You don't know who I am Lucky? But...but...I'm a former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion! (..that's probably not going to help me much is it?)

Honestly, I'm surprised anyone voted for me over Gator. And I'm fine with being a mountie...one of the less embarassing Canadian stereotypes you could've used.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 15, 2009 14:51:31 GMT -5 wld said:

one of the less embarassing Canadian stereotypes you could've used.

Agreed. There's always this.

[The Canadian Content]

I can explain that pic. We were in Mexico and the waiter decided I should wear a giant sombrero.

That's really all I've got.

[Habs]

Booze, Fish, you could have used the booze excuse.

[Batman]

Why would he need an excuse? That's fucking awesome.

[Andy]

President Of Terrestrial Yugoslavia?

[The Canadian Content]

Jan 15, 2009 15:52:35 GMT -5 Batman said:

Why would he need an excuse? That's fucking awesome.

Aaaand that's an exalt for the new av.

[creepy]

Underdog!

[Deleted]

Fuckin' A. I didn't even know I was "entered" in this thing.

Sonuvabitch.