[Ryan]

WWE.com now has a random "Mr. McMahon's Reality Check" generator. I got: "Mr. McMahon doesn't stir his chocolate milk. It stirs itself out of fear".

I don't think Vince "gets" the internet.

[Lucky]

I must stick up for Vince. What's more internet than outdated Chuck Norris jokes?

[Matte]

I must stick up for Vince. What's more internet than outdated Chuck Norris jokes?

"Mr. McMahon is Chuck Norris' Chuck Norris."

And I actually liked these two...

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it's because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity."

"Mr. McMahon rose from the dead in two days."

[Mikey]

Jan 19, 2009 23:00:33 GMT -5 Matte said:

"Mr. McMahon rose from the dead in two days."

Actually, wasn't it two weeks?

[Matte]

Well, two Monday Night Raw days...

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Jan 19, 2009 21:55:50 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I must stick up for Vince. What's more internet than outdated Chuck Norris jokes?

After Florida won the BCS Title ESPN was actually scrolling Tebowisms while the analysts were breaking down the game and season. Tebowisms are just the stupid Chuck Norris shit but with Tebow instead. Seriously even as a Gator fan I found this ridiculous. It is for doing stupid shit like this that people are sick of Tebow. Thanks ESPN.