[The Jewish Cunthead]

www.jakebytesback.com/booking.html

This has to be a million times better than Lenny Lane, right?

[bdbdbd]

Think you can book 'em against each other?

[eliasvict]

If I booked him for any New Orleans event, I am sure he would die. Just like Shannon Hoon and Johnny Thunders.

[punk/core]

The only thing Jake is gonna get booked for is possession of cocaine and public drunkenness.

[Byrntrigan]

Imagine the hilarity of Jake doing a kid's party.

"Hey kids, when I wake up, I have to sniff this "magic white powder" to get going like this"

"and when I need to wind down, I get these little pills, let's call 'em Jake's special tag team of helpers, and they help me sleep, relax, go to the bathroom, and give me special help with rats, er, fans of the Snake"

"Wanna see my snake?"

[Beer Baron]

Jan 24, 2009 12:14:25 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Imagine the hilarity of Jake doing a kid's party.

Can you get him sans his pants?

[bdbdbd]

Book Jake for a The Wrestler viewing party with a Q&A afterward that's fun times.

[Beer Baron]

Do you remember when Jake had his comeback and Austin 3:16 was born? I always love the comment that Austin said about Jake on a RAW or some other show, he made a mention about going back to the dressing room "with a cheap bottle of Thunderbird." Such a good line, I use it to this day with regards to my boozing friends.

"All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to get back some of that courage he had in his prime."-Steve Austin