MidWeek Mayhem (03/11) Live! From Springfield, TX
Mar 7, 2009 21:43:09 GMT -5
Post by fasteddie on Mar 7, 2009 21:43:09 GMT -5
Voiceover: The location is the LC Pavilion. It is PARTY WITH THE PROS, the end of the second night of the Arnold Fitness Expo. As it is figured there is a lot of drinking and debauchery going on as a lot of the pros are finally letting loose. As the camera pans in we see Tytan looking like he is trying to have some fun walking by. Just then he bumps into of all people Firewoman.
Tytan: Damn do you have to follow me where ever I go?
Firewoman: This is party with the pros, so why are you here? The only thing you are a pro at is being chemically enhanced.
Tytan: Can’t prove a thing.
Firewoman: What now I suppose you are going to tell me that you were young and stupid….and it was a different time.
Tytan: I still beat your ass.
(Steps in towards Firewoman.)
Firewoman: I’ll show you how to truly beat someone’s ass at Mayhem this week.
(She steps toward Tytan.)
Tytan: Not if I snap your neck with that chain.
(Just then one Mr. Randy Orton who also happen to be there from the other Fed steps in trying to be the peace maker.)
Randy: Hey…Hey settle down. We are supposed to be having fun here, Firewoman why don’t you come back to my table and let’s have a drink together and forget about this ‘Roid Freak.
Firewoman: Randall, why don’t you remind me what was it that you were buying from that one company?
(Tytan laughs, as Randy grabs Firewoman buy the wrist.)
Randy: I only did that for a little while. Don’t have any problems now.
(Tytan looks down and sees where Randy has grabbed Fire. He then looks at Fire and for that one moment it seems like the two of them are actually on the same page.)
Tytan: You know that website Online Onslaught was always right about you.
Randy: What was that?
Tytan: You are a doosh!
(Just then Firewoman steps back and kicks Randy in the groin causing him to bend over. Tytan seeing the opportunity and being the opportunist that he is drops a big elbow to the back sending him to the ground and at that point Firewoman and Tytan are actually working together kicking the snot out of RKO.)
Firewoman: This doesn’t mean we are sending each other Christmas Cards anytime soon.
Tytan: I wouldn’t count on it.
(Just then Seamus McNasty seeing an opportunity for a beat down decides to jump in and throws a right hook hitting one of the security that is coming to make the save.)
Seamus: You better at least save a shot for me!
(He looks over and sees Tytan holding Randall up as Firewoman Superkicks him.)
Voiceover: Now at this point things are starting to look bad for our OOWF wrestlers. Several other security guards have made their way over to the melee. As well as a couple other guys from the other Fed. But since they are entertainers and not wrestlers the OOWF guys shouldn’t have a problem with them.
(Firewoman, Seamus, and Tytan are now surrounded by a crew that wants to throw them out of there.)
Firewoman: So do you boys have any ideas?
Seamus: I say we just fight!
Tytan: I agree, besides that is all I really know hoe to do.
Voiceover: Just then a voice is heard doing the “Da-da-dahh! And then we see Crete flying off of a nearby table taking out three of them security guys. The brawl then continues.
Seamus: It’s about time you got here!
Crete: I had to plan my entrance, citizens.
Tytan: Geek!
Firewoman: That’s my line. Damn, Tytan do you always have to use my lines!
Tytan: That’s in the bad guy rule book. Use the other person’s catch phrase to piss them off even more.
Firewoman: Well it’s working. (She then clocks him one.)
Tytan: (Shakes it off.) Okay so I deserved that one. Now how are we going to get out of here?
(Crete then notices a nearby large window.)
Crete: The window! (And without waiting for anyone else starts to run for it. The others look and notice they have no other options and they do the same. The camera then cuts to Arnold who is yelling to his security.)
Arnold: (Trying to be the closest thing to a bad guy as he can.) GET THEM! I SAID GET THEM!
(Then the camera cuts to the outside to see the four of them going through the window in a really cool shot. Luckily for them this was on the first floor. An Ultimo Inc. Truck is waiting outside somehow Biggs knew there was trouble. Everyone gets in and they drive off, with some of Arnold’s security following.)
Biggs: Now what? I don’t know if I am going to be able to outrun them.
Firewoman: What do you mean Ultimo Inc. can’t spend the money to buy a decent vehicle that can outrun the bad guys?
Tytan: Don’t go there Fire!
(Just then Seamus has an idea.)
Seamus: Drop me off here!
Crete: But Citizen Seamus they will catch you.
Seamus: Not if I can help it.
Voiceover: Biggs stops the car and Seamus jumps out. The truck drives off and as they watch they see Seamus pulling out with the Forklift which still had the MLS Cup in it filled with Beer. He pulls it out to the middle of the road and leaves it. He then grabs the Cup and runs off seeing a bachelorette party heading into another bar.
Crete: It looks like Citizen Seamus will be okay.
Tytan: Now all right Biggs it seems like we are going to be okay. Let’s drop these two off here.
Firewoman: I knew that wasn’t going to last.
(Firewoman and Crete get out of the stopped car. Tytan smirks and waves to them.)
Tytan: Remember I am the bad guy.
(Firewoman flips him off.)
Crete: Citizen Fire was that necessary?
Firewoman: Yes, it was.
Crete: So Citizen Fire, what should we do now?
(Firewoman throws her hands up in discuss and walks off leaving Crete alone.)
(FADE)
Tytan: Damn do you have to follow me where ever I go?
Firewoman: This is party with the pros, so why are you here? The only thing you are a pro at is being chemically enhanced.
Tytan: Can’t prove a thing.
Firewoman: What now I suppose you are going to tell me that you were young and stupid….and it was a different time.
Tytan: I still beat your ass.
(Steps in towards Firewoman.)
Firewoman: I’ll show you how to truly beat someone’s ass at Mayhem this week.
(She steps toward Tytan.)
Tytan: Not if I snap your neck with that chain.
(Just then one Mr. Randy Orton who also happen to be there from the other Fed steps in trying to be the peace maker.)
Randy: Hey…Hey settle down. We are supposed to be having fun here, Firewoman why don’t you come back to my table and let’s have a drink together and forget about this ‘Roid Freak.
Firewoman: Randall, why don’t you remind me what was it that you were buying from that one company?
(Tytan laughs, as Randy grabs Firewoman buy the wrist.)
Randy: I only did that for a little while. Don’t have any problems now.
(Tytan looks down and sees where Randy has grabbed Fire. He then looks at Fire and for that one moment it seems like the two of them are actually on the same page.)
Tytan: You know that website Online Onslaught was always right about you.
Randy: What was that?
Tytan: You are a doosh!
(Just then Firewoman steps back and kicks Randy in the groin causing him to bend over. Tytan seeing the opportunity and being the opportunist that he is drops a big elbow to the back sending him to the ground and at that point Firewoman and Tytan are actually working together kicking the snot out of RKO.)
Firewoman: This doesn’t mean we are sending each other Christmas Cards anytime soon.
Tytan: I wouldn’t count on it.
(Just then Seamus McNasty seeing an opportunity for a beat down decides to jump in and throws a right hook hitting one of the security that is coming to make the save.)
Seamus: You better at least save a shot for me!
(He looks over and sees Tytan holding Randall up as Firewoman Superkicks him.)
Voiceover: Now at this point things are starting to look bad for our OOWF wrestlers. Several other security guards have made their way over to the melee. As well as a couple other guys from the other Fed. But since they are entertainers and not wrestlers the OOWF guys shouldn’t have a problem with them.
(Firewoman, Seamus, and Tytan are now surrounded by a crew that wants to throw them out of there.)
Firewoman: So do you boys have any ideas?
Seamus: I say we just fight!
Tytan: I agree, besides that is all I really know hoe to do.
Voiceover: Just then a voice is heard doing the “Da-da-dahh! And then we see Crete flying off of a nearby table taking out three of them security guys. The brawl then continues.
Seamus: It’s about time you got here!
Crete: I had to plan my entrance, citizens.
Tytan: Geek!
Firewoman: That’s my line. Damn, Tytan do you always have to use my lines!
Tytan: That’s in the bad guy rule book. Use the other person’s catch phrase to piss them off even more.
Firewoman: Well it’s working. (She then clocks him one.)
Tytan: (Shakes it off.) Okay so I deserved that one. Now how are we going to get out of here?
(Crete then notices a nearby large window.)
Crete: The window! (And without waiting for anyone else starts to run for it. The others look and notice they have no other options and they do the same. The camera then cuts to Arnold who is yelling to his security.)
Arnold: (Trying to be the closest thing to a bad guy as he can.) GET THEM! I SAID GET THEM!
(Then the camera cuts to the outside to see the four of them going through the window in a really cool shot. Luckily for them this was on the first floor. An Ultimo Inc. Truck is waiting outside somehow Biggs knew there was trouble. Everyone gets in and they drive off, with some of Arnold’s security following.)
Biggs: Now what? I don’t know if I am going to be able to outrun them.
Firewoman: What do you mean Ultimo Inc. can’t spend the money to buy a decent vehicle that can outrun the bad guys?
Tytan: Don’t go there Fire!
(Just then Seamus has an idea.)
Seamus: Drop me off here!
Crete: But Citizen Seamus they will catch you.
Seamus: Not if I can help it.
Voiceover: Biggs stops the car and Seamus jumps out. The truck drives off and as they watch they see Seamus pulling out with the Forklift which still had the MLS Cup in it filled with Beer. He pulls it out to the middle of the road and leaves it. He then grabs the Cup and runs off seeing a bachelorette party heading into another bar.
Crete: It looks like Citizen Seamus will be okay.
Tytan: Now all right Biggs it seems like we are going to be okay. Let’s drop these two off here.
Firewoman: I knew that wasn’t going to last.
(Firewoman and Crete get out of the stopped car. Tytan smirks and waves to them.)
Tytan: Remember I am the bad guy.
(Firewoman flips him off.)
Crete: Citizen Fire was that necessary?
Firewoman: Yes, it was.
Crete: So Citizen Fire, what should we do now?
(Firewoman throws her hands up in discuss and walks off leaving Crete alone.)
(FADE)