2 Truths/1 Lie: Work Edition
Mar 8, 2009 6:08:33 GMT -5
Post by creepy on Mar 8, 2009 6:08:33 GMT -5
Been drinking, so please bear with.
These are quick.
1. I worked at this movie theatre in my teens and it was the best job I ever had. This part is true. But is this part?: I was sitting in the box office one day reading a book for school and I was not paying attention to anything except for the contents of the book. I look up from my reading and see a young couple about my age that are giggling, smiling and acting like they just saw some funny shit. I give them a look like "what the heck is so funny?" when I realize the other thing I was doing besides reading my book. I was also scratching my balls like they were going to fall off if I wasn't...ummm........ scratching them profusely. I had the pinch and roll going, the soft rub, the nail flick, the palm polisher, the everything. I had no idea I was going to town on my balls until this couple caught me. And I have no idea how long I was tickling my crotch. I told them "Ohh, don't mind that." and asked what movie they wanted to see. They never stopped giggling.
True or false?
2. So, I currently have a goatee since Ike. I grew my beard out for the month I was out of work and kept the goatee. I hadn't grown a goatee since my job at the liquor store up in the N. Dallas suburbs. This is all, so far, true. Now is the part that might be true or not true: I sneezed one day. I felt something fly out of my nose. I could not, for the life of me, "find it". And by "it", I mean the sticky mucous that fled my innards. I felt all around like Ben Stiller from that Mary movie and couldn't find it. I looked all around and had no idea where it went. So I gave up caring about it. 10 minutes later, my bosses wife comes into the store and asked me if I had pasta for lunch. I thought she was high as I told her no. She then asked what the pasta looking string hanging on my goatee was. I confessed I had pasta for lunch and quickly rubbed my whiskers dry. I never knew if she knew what was up or if she really was clueless (her name was Mary Jane and we always wondered if that was her birth name or her nickname).
False or true?
3. One of my first jobs was at a grocery store in Lewisville, Texas. I was a bagger and made my way up the ladder to a checker (Register person). This is true, but the following story has to do with one day whilst being a bagger. I clocked in on one Saturday at 1 pm and went home. I figured I'd be found out and fired, but no one said anything when I showed back up eight hours later. My manager even told me that I did a great job that day. He told me, in so many words, "Keep up the great work and you can rise to a checker position" while I clocked out that night. The next week I was promoted to a checker. That same manager told me, "See? I told you you could do it!" What an asshole.
T/F?
So, which story is the fake one of the three? The Ball Handling, Loogeyskers, or Sucker Raise?
Poll closes in a week. Study my persona for clues and eventually the answer will miraculously appear to you in a heated vision. Also, Good Luck.
These are quick.
1. I worked at this movie theatre in my teens and it was the best job I ever had. This part is true. But is this part?: I was sitting in the box office one day reading a book for school and I was not paying attention to anything except for the contents of the book. I look up from my reading and see a young couple about my age that are giggling, smiling and acting like they just saw some funny shit. I give them a look like "what the heck is so funny?" when I realize the other thing I was doing besides reading my book. I was also scratching my balls like they were going to fall off if I wasn't...ummm........ scratching them profusely. I had the pinch and roll going, the soft rub, the nail flick, the palm polisher, the everything. I had no idea I was going to town on my balls until this couple caught me. And I have no idea how long I was tickling my crotch. I told them "Ohh, don't mind that." and asked what movie they wanted to see. They never stopped giggling.
True or false?
2. So, I currently have a goatee since Ike. I grew my beard out for the month I was out of work and kept the goatee. I hadn't grown a goatee since my job at the liquor store up in the N. Dallas suburbs. This is all, so far, true. Now is the part that might be true or not true: I sneezed one day. I felt something fly out of my nose. I could not, for the life of me, "find it". And by "it", I mean the sticky mucous that fled my innards. I felt all around like Ben Stiller from that Mary movie and couldn't find it. I looked all around and had no idea where it went. So I gave up caring about it. 10 minutes later, my bosses wife comes into the store and asked me if I had pasta for lunch. I thought she was high as I told her no. She then asked what the pasta looking string hanging on my goatee was. I confessed I had pasta for lunch and quickly rubbed my whiskers dry. I never knew if she knew what was up or if she really was clueless (her name was Mary Jane and we always wondered if that was her birth name or her nickname).
False or true?
3. One of my first jobs was at a grocery store in Lewisville, Texas. I was a bagger and made my way up the ladder to a checker (Register person). This is true, but the following story has to do with one day whilst being a bagger. I clocked in on one Saturday at 1 pm and went home. I figured I'd be found out and fired, but no one said anything when I showed back up eight hours later. My manager even told me that I did a great job that day. He told me, in so many words, "Keep up the great work and you can rise to a checker position" while I clocked out that night. The next week I was promoted to a checker. That same manager told me, "See? I told you you could do it!" What an asshole.
T/F?
So, which story is the fake one of the three? The Ball Handling, Loogeyskers, or Sucker Raise?
Poll closes in a week. Study my persona for clues and eventually the answer will miraculously appear to you in a heated vision. Also, Good Luck.
