[Lucky]

Some of these fights may be bittersweet amongst friends... but this one ain't. These guys don't gel well. Dev narrowly scraped by punker and took down CiG to get here. Byrne's had a comparatively easier path taking down gobshite and GB. But no cake walk hear. So will Dev get his revenge and stand triumphant in victory, something sure to make his black heart warm for just a moment? Or will Byrne kick him out of this tournament like a baseball trip to Chicago there's just no more room Dev? Can they get through this without mentioning buses or pedophile jokes? Do they even want to?

Or not. One of them fuckers is facing Byrne.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I love punker but I can't overlook the contributions of Indian Jones.

[Demko]

PUNK! PUNK! PUNK!

(now, just imagine all of those have C.M.'s before them)

[punk/core]

Seriously? This is tied? What a fucking joke. I should be winning by about 30-0 right now.

Mar 10, 2009 9:32:32 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I love punker but I can't overlook the contributions of Indian Jones.

I didn't get your vote because I'm not a retard. Awesome.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Actually I had you guys neck-and-neck but Byrnie's behind the scenes IT stuff swayed me. I'm happy with either of you winning this one.

[Angle]

I just put Punker ahead.

[Byrntrigan]

I respect Punker and what he brings to the board. I also count Punker as a friend, so his words, they don't hurt me. You see I'm rubber...

Why in the past, he even counted me as one of his millions of Internet boyfriends. I can respect the man, and campaign cleanly against him.

Vote for Change. Vote for Difference. Vote for a Guy who Clearly Will Not Pproofread.




Vote for Byrnie!

[DevSop]

I've had issues with quite a few people. These are all well-known. Creepy, Serge, probably others here and there...I have never EVER EVER wanted anyone to leave Punshouse more than I want Byrne to leave. The fact that even 4 of you have voted for his sorry, pathetic fucking "LOOK AT ME, I'M COOL" attitude disappoints me like you wouldn't believe. I don't care about his bullshit "behind-the-scenes" IT stuff because give Lucky 15 minutes and he'd be able to do it so that means nothing.

Byrne's whole persona on this board has becoming riding the coattails of what's popular, normally 15 minutes too late, and trying to make himself part of things instead of letting things happen however they may. I'm going to invoke the name of someone who Byrne is an exact replica of from my dealings with both and thats USF. His pathetic "flirting" with Courtney and Punk, just his whole entire being makes me want to slit his fucking throat and bathe in his blood.

Four of you make me sad. Punk shouldn't have had to even come into this thread, that's how much this shouldn't be close. And everyone knows how much of a sore loser I am and Punk's the one who beat me (stupid Courtney's roommate), so it really does say a lot that I'm backing him this much.

[Tommy]

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[Byrntrigan]

Mar 10, 2009 13:26:54 GMT -5 DevSop said:

I've had issues with quite a few people. These are all well-known. Creepy, Serge, probably others here and there...I have never EVER EVER wanted anyone to leave Punshouse more than I want Byrne to leave. The fact that even 4 of you have voted for his sorry, pathetic fucking "LOOK AT ME, I'M COOL" attitude disappoints me like you wouldn't believe. I don't care about his bullshit "behind-the-scenes" IT stuff because give Lucky 15 minutes and he'd be able to do it so that means nothing.

Byrne's whole persona on this board has becoming riding the coattails of what's popular, normally 15 minutes too late, and trying to make himself part of things instead of letting things happen however they may. I'm going to invoke the name of someone who Byrne is an exact replica of from my dealings with both and thats USF. His pathetic "flirting" with Courtney and Punk, just his whole entire being makes me want to slit his fucking throat and bathe in his blood.

Four of you make me sad. Punk shouldn't have had to even come into this thread, that's how much this shouldn't be close. And everyone knows how much of a sore loser I am and Punk's the one who beat me (stupid Courtney's roommate), so it really does say a lot that I'm backing him this much.

I'm sorry you feel that way Sop. I was disappointed that I wouldn't get to meet you in person for the Chicago trip and was even going to offer to put you up at my house.

I can respect the fact that not everyone likes me nor do I want everyone to like me.

[Pun]

Fuck! Everyone should vote for Byrne now just to see how pissed we can make Sop!

EDIT - And no offense intended to Lucky, but from what I know of Byrne from working with him on non board related stuff, Lucky's not even in the same ballpark IT-wise.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Well if for nothing else, the POTY showdown has given us some great stuff for the Best Flame award.

[Batman]

No, just vote for Byrne in the (invalid, but still open) Byrne vs. Sop poll. Heh.

But even if it makes Dev happy, I've still got to vote for Punk. Punk's awesome.

[Byrntrigan]

I appreciate each and every person's contributions here at Pun's House.

and here's why...

Anglefan - I have always appreciated your AV. Pokemon and Cena, what a combo! .

Angry Dan - You show that newcomers can crack us up and to not be taken lightly.

AngstBrad - I respect the uniqueness and sanctity of your relationships with Cory and Ziggy. Also, I appreciate your running the Movie showdown. I have done those in the past, and they take time.

Army - You protect us so asshats such as myself can do whatever the crap we want.

AJ - Lawyers. They are important and vital to maintaining Justice. You are like a real life Super-Hero.

AA - I still crack up at the Chickenshit Heels. Also, I respect you because you are you.

BC - I too have lived through a robbery. That shit is scary. And yet, you are still here. This shows you are tough under pressure.

bd - You watch cool, obscure movies that many don't even know exist. Plus our taste in Sci-Fi is extremely close.

blackdragon - We have really simliar tastes in women and what we like to do to them. 'Nuff said. Us ass-biters gotta stick together.

Beer Baron- We joined PH on the same day alost 1 year ago today. I also find your writing humerous and topical.

BFG- I respect you as my resident Tech nemesis. Plus, you like Mac's, so you have that going for you.

Blitz- Our taste in the wrestling draft shows we are very similar. Plus I appreciate and bought some of the more obscure movies you have in the draft.

blownspot - Irespect people who act on their principles. Waking up at 3 am to freeze to death in early January. That is action my friend.

BTR - I find your writing very funny. I always rate CornerKicked very highly on both Newgrounds AND YouTube.

Crete - You brought us a picture of Sabu with a pink shirt and a latte. That's like being the Wrestling equivalent of Deep Throat.

Courtney- I appreciate your mind and your wit just as much if not more as your body. You are a cool lady.

Creepy - You come to my aid and are a funny guy. I can appreciate the black sheep, as I am one as well.

Dashbee - You have taken your fandom and done something about it. That is badass, and something that many of us (namely 99%) won't / can't do.

Dead - You are the Bizzaro DXB when it comes to movies. Our tastes are amazingly similar.

Demko - I thought your kitten story was heartfelt and I was ROTLFL

denverpunk - Your posts are well-thought out and you have good taste in music.

DevSop - We don't see eye to eye on just about anything other then Highlander and The Crow. But I can respect the fuck out of the fact how much you have sacrifised to become and earn a second degree Black belt in Kenpo.

Eli - You brought the goods at OO and now here. Plus, you assaulted us with boxed dinners.

Eric - I respect the fact that you stand for your beliefs. Even around all of us heathens.

FF - You have helped me to unleash my inner hate. Plus, you embraced me here just about before anyone else.

fasteddie - Your contributions to OOWF and chat are always funny.

Fire - You have always answered my questions about kenpo, and have always been very nice to me. Plus, you flattered me and always make me feel better about myself.

Gator - You are a worthy foe in our Avatar competition. Plus, you are extremely funny.

Gimmick - I appreciate the fact that you are passionate about MMA and do what you love.

Habs - Dave - I appreciate your heritage and suspect we'll have all sorts of fun when we go drinking together when you are in Chicago.

karmic - You are funny in chat. Also, I understand that you are up for a title run in OOWF. (I think that's a secret though)

Lou - You are very funny, and thought it was funny when I gave you the Johnny Dangerously theme once. Once.

Lucky- We have run afoul of each other many, many times, but I find your dry wit and humour funny. Plus, you make fun of yourself. I like that in people.

Matte - Even though I was the one who figured out your secret identity I never outted you. I respect the fact that you are growing and wanting to distance yourself from fecalfelia. Kudos

MetalliCole - You work for a magical place. That is respectable, as working for Disney can't be easy to do.

Mike - You have been dealt tough breaks and you bounce back. Plus you sound like an awesome Dad. I try to do that myself. Plus you picked me for the showcase.

Moose - You have endeared yourself to me with your promos and your sense of humor. Plus we both have typolepsy, so that should count for something...

OBJ - You went to Harvard. You are smart. You like Office Space. That is all...

Psychofish - You like PIIICK~!LES. You are funny, and you have good taste in women.

Pun - We have become friends and I value your opinion. Plus someone needs to get Draven's hand me down clothes.

Riot - You are following your dream. That's something many people won't even try to do.

Ryan - You find beauty and look deeper into things then many do. I can respect that you think for yourself.

Seamus - You stand up for your convictions even if they are looked down upon. That takes strenght and I respect you for doing so. Plus Fire must be a handfull

Sergei - When I started here you were allways nice to me, and we have had nice conversations about comics. You are probably once of the most intellectual people in that regard I have met.


Shark - You follow your heart, and will do whatever it takes to support your family. Plus, you are self deprecating. That's funny.

Snelson - You're not around that much anymore, but when you are your posts are funny and insighful.

Solly - I count you as an actual friend. A long time ago you said "Everyone Needs a Moose". I count you as my Moosey.

Spinch - You are passionate about sports.

Stu - You have helped teach me my Scottish heritage. Plus you taught me the word malky.

Tommy - I can highly respect a man who has gone through what you have and actively worked to make yourself better. That's guts and hard work.

Thai - You have always been cool with me and helped me out when I was at a low point in my life. Plus those Jap Poresu tapes were the shit!

Ziggy - You are a funny bastard and uncompromising with your work and your life. Plus I find your comics very funny.

And to Pun's House in general:

I appreciate that we have a place like here to come together and have fun and talk about stupid shit, and sometimes important shit.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Psychofish - You like PIIICK~!LES. You are funny, and you have good taste in women.

Note to Hodgey: don't bring the JF back to Chicago.

Pun - We have become friends and I value your opinion. Plus someone needs to get Draven's hand me down clothes.

Awesome.

[Pun]

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Solly - I count you as an actual friend. A long time ago you said "Everyone Needs a Moose". I count you as my Moosey.

Yeah, you might want to re-think that before August.

[Lou]

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I appreciate each and every person's contributions here at Pun's House.

and here's why...

Spinch - You are passionate about sports.

Read: I have seen your sig. It has jerseys. That's all I've got.

Lou - You are very funny, and thought it was funny when I gave you the Johnny Dangerously theme once. Once.

That was funny. I even asked you to leave the custom status, I meant without the smiley.

But

Mar 10, 2009 13:48:53 GMT -5 Batman said:

I've still got to vote for Punk. Punk's awesome.

This.

[Habs]

Mar 10, 2009 11:39:19 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Seriously?

I didn't get your vote because I'm not a retard. Awesome.

Well to his defence, Byrne didn't go full retard. You never go full retard.

[punk/core]

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Blah blah blah, typing personal messages to everyone.

Way to copy the exact same thing I did in the last round.

[Lou]

Plus, Punker already used this gimmick.

MTA: And he's faster at posting about gimmick infringement than I am.

[Batman]

Way to win me over, say I take comics too seriously. Like I don't know that.

I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES, BYRNE!

[Lucky]

Oh yeah, sorry. If you had a chance for my vote, Byrne, you lost it when you ripped off your campaign strategy. From your own opponent no less.

[Tommy]

Mar 10, 2009 16:03:41 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Oh yeah, sorry. If you had a chance for my vote, Byrne, you lost it when you ripped off your campaign strategy. From your own opponent no less.

You and your "No Robots" policy.

[DevSop]

Mar 10, 2009 14:05:14 GMT -5 Pun said:

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Solly - I count you as an actual friend. A long time ago you said "Everyone Needs a Moose". I count you as my Moosey.

Yeah, you might want to re-think that before August.

Fuck both of you.

[DevSop]

Mar 10, 2009 14:43:35 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Mar 10, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Blah blah blah, typing personal messages to everyone.

Way to copy the exact same thing I did in the last round.

Byrne copied something somebody else did? NO??? Really? Byrne????

That can't be.

Byrne's unique and original...just look at all the tattoos and creative content....nah, fuck it. He's a fucking poser.