[bdbdbd]

Did you know Scrubs is in it's last season, now on ABC?
Did you know someone is making a XXX parody of it?
Did you know XXX films have script?

The script of Scrubs - A XXX Parody (no, this is the real title) has LEAKED TO THE INTERNET and features:

"DJ", a "Zach Braff type", and "Ellie" and Dr. Kelso (who offers free ice cream sundaes?) and Dirk and Marla.

And certainly porn. It's missing the necessary MM sex scene to make it really Scrubs though.

[Stu]

Fake. Know how I can tell? The first sex scene isn't until PAGE 7.

[bdoriginal]

I don't know Stu. In your average script, each page represents a minute of real time and as a guy whose girlfriend is out of town can attest, some of these things can drag on in the beginning. I remember one that the chick didn't even start to strip until the five minute mark. And by strip I mean take off her shirt and squeeze her breast together in a way that they should have popped out of her bra but managed not to.

Anyway, I don't know why, but my initial reaction was that we were getting another XXX theatrical film starring the cast of Scrubs with Zach Braff as an anti-Xander Cruz or whatever the hell Vin Diesel's character was called.

[bdoriginal]

Now, after actually reading it, that sounds almost too clever to be real. Though I guess how it sounds in my head is probably completely different than if this thing gets a cast and they convey as much talent as your average Kindergarten play.

[Stu]

Why isn't there a "V for Vagina" porn movie?

[Byrntrigan]

Because Fuck Me Hard 156 and Make Mine a MILF 765 probably cost less and allow these "actors" to not have to memorize too many "lines"...

[bdoriginal]

Craziest thing, I was watching Jimmy Kimmel last night and Zac Braff was on the show and confirmed that this is a real project. Whether it gets made or not is anyone's guess, but there's your mainstream publicity.