[Andy]

Just vote for Punker, you fuckin' assholes.

[Moosehead Jack]

no

[punk/core]

Yes!

[Eric O'Mac]

FF convinced me.

[punk/core]

So... Gimmick voted for Solly and Eric voted for me.

Guess I know who I'm rooting for tomorrow night.

[Fire-Babe]

Apr 1, 2009 9:33:50 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

OK, it's simple:

One of us has blue hair and shaved balls, the other has no hair and blue balls.

Also, one of us was the first one to talk to you and is a huge Eagles fan.

That is all.

Wow, that's it? No counter from punker?

I'm abstaining...

[OpTard]

i'd give you my opinion on who to vote for, fire, but you said i'm not allowed to talk to you about voting anymore

[punk/core]

Ok, I have black hair. Which I guess means Solly has black balls? Or maybe he's been black-balled from a lot of places. Most likely the local chapter of the Stallone fan club, where even they found his obsession bizarre.

[Fire-Babe]

Apr 7, 2009 11:20:41 GMT -5 OpTard said:

i'd give you my opinion on who to vote for, fire, but you said i'm not allowed to talk to you about voting anymore

no, I said you had to talk to me about other things, in ADDITION to voting. But it's okay, Solly just made up my mind for me, in another thread that shall-not-be-named.

[Eric O'Mac]

Is Solly a fan of RENT?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Solly is a fan of Rosario Dawson - does that count?

[punk/core]

Pfft, anyone could've seen the movie version. I saw RENT live on stage, man.

[Eric O'Mac]

Rosario Dawson? Pfft. Not even the original Mimi.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Yeah but at least I love Family Guy...

[Eric O'Mac]

There is that...

[punk/core]

I love tennis.

[Habs]

So just one try at French from Moose. I should vote Moose then for POTY?

[punk/core]

Also, Habs, maybe this helps me win over your vote-- here's a fun little French factoid for everyone: you know those freecreditreport.com commercials? That guy isn't really singing. He's been lip synching every single time. Why? Because he's from Montreal, and has a really thick French accent.

[Habs]

Punker, you might win me over by the single fact that you put the "sensual" in non-consensual sex. That thing cracks me up.

[punk/core]

I won't win this final, and I wasn't expecting to. But holy shit, I sure never expected to make it this far... and I bet a lot of you didn't either. I'm like the Arizona Cardinals here. I probably should have lost a few times, but I kept pulling through.

Because of my awesomeness.

[Lou]

You've got 4 hours to go punker, don't give up. Just because you started talking about French people doesn't mean you have to start acting like them.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You're a cool cat Punker, you don't give yourself enough credit for making it as far as you did. I honestly didn't think I was going to win.

Thanks to everyone who voted for me and a big thanks for Lucky for running this even though he never voted for me, not to mention stopping those great drawings a while ago.

[Lucky]

I'm fairly certain I voted for you a few times. It wasn't until the seemingly inevitable Solly/Mike battle of Rocky quotes occurred to me that I turned.

[punk/core]

And thanks to everyone who voted for me as well. I feel so damn loved now, especially since, like I said, I made it WAY fucking farther in this showdown than I thought I would. And congrats to my opponent and the big winner!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Apr 7, 2009 19:30:26 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I'm fairly certain I voted for you a few times.

I take it back then... I do wish you kept going with the drawings though.