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Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 13:30:10 GMT -5

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Nominees:
Indiana Jones (

Han Solo (4)
The Dude (3)
Doc Holliday (3)
Jules Winnfield (3)

Other noms:

Iceman (Top) 1
4. Teddy KGB (Rounders) 1
Willie Mays Hays 2
Ellie Arroway - Contact 1
Daniel Ocean-Ocean's 11 2
Neo - The Matrix 1
Billy the Kid - Young Guns 1
The Dude - The Big Lebowski 3
Doc Holliday - Tombstone 3
5. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) 1
Tina Armstrong - DOA: Dead or Alive 1
Tyler Durden - Fight Club 1
Rusty (Ocean’s 11) 1
David Dunn - Unbreakable 1
Wesley Gibson - wanted 1
Dr. Emmet Brown - Back To The Future 1
Amy Bradshaw - DEBS 1
Lucy Diamond - DEBS 1
Brian Fantana - Anchorman 1
Will Hunting - Good Will Hunting 1
Roy Hobbs – The Natural 1
Jules Winnfield – Pulp Fiction 3
Johnathan "Mox" Moxson-Varsity Blues 1
Crash Davis – Bull Durham 1
Indiana Jones – Raiders of the Lost Ark 8
2. Silent Bob (Chasing Amy) 1
Han Solo 4
Leonidas – 300 1
Peter Gibbons - Office Space 1
Dirk Diggler - Boogie Nights 1
Lt Daniel Caffee-A Few Good Men 1
Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Batman - Batman 1
Mike McDermott-Rounders 1
Dread Pirate Roberts/Westley – Princess Bride 2
Sam (Ronin) 1
James Carter 1
John McClane – Die Hard 2
3. Ferris Bueller ('s Day Off) 1
Atticus Finch-To Kill a Mockinbird 1
Tony Stark – Iron Man 2
Jack Burton - Big Trouble in Little China 1
Helena Douglas - DOA: Dead or Alive 1
Kasumi - DOA: Dead or Alive 1
Spider-Man 2
Apollo Creed (but not dead) 1

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 13:39:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Apr 16, 2009 13:39:53 GMT -5 Solo and hell yea I SHOOT FIRST!

The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,519 Online: May 4, 2024 21:28:53 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 13:42:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Apr 16, 2009 13:42:32 GMT -5 Indian Jones... much more fun than Solo.
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 13:46:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Apr 16, 2009 13:46:45 GMT -5 Solo gets to fly the Millenium Falcon

The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,519 Online: May 4, 2024 21:28:53 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 13:52:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Apr 16, 2009 13:52:52 GMT -5 Indy kills Nazis. He loses points for not being able to speak Hovito though.
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

Demko Draft Maverick TV for Vendetta Co-Host Posts: 3,939 Online: Oct 6, 2019 19:09:26 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 14:05:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Demko on Apr 16, 2009 14:05:01 GMT -5 Yeah, but the Dude gets to be a slacker.

Stu Instant Classic King of Stick Figure Animation Posts: 4,158 Online: May 12, 2013 19:12:07 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 14:12:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Stu on Apr 16, 2009 14:12:24 GMT -5 Apr 16, 2009 13:52:52 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said: Indy kills Nazis. Han kills SPACE Nazis.

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It's kind of a toss up. Indy and Han go on great adventures. Indy gets more tail, and has all these college students that want him. Han gets a princess. Han has all the cool technology like a ray gun and spaceships, but he hangs out with a furry. Indy uses whips and pistols, and gets involved with cool mythical and historical findings, but he's a pussy when it comes to snakes. Han did survive being frozen in carbonite, but Indy survived a nuclear explosion - by hiding in a fridge!

Tough call.

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Apr 16, 2009 14:13:46 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Apr 16, 2009 14:05:01 GMT -5 Demko said:

Yeah, but the Dude gets to be a slacker.

you don't have to be The Dude to be a slacker. Anyone can do that.

Right, I wanna be a slacker, but I'm not in a movie, nor am I an answer in this poll. Therefore, Dude gets the nod. :-)

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Apr 16, 2009 14:17:31 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

It's kind of a toss up. Indy and Han go on great adventures. Indy gets more tail, and has all these college students that want him. Han gets a princess.

A princess with a gold bikini.

creepy Showdown Master Eminently Smitable Why am I a Soul Taker? Posts: 6,358 Online: Feb 5, 2021 4:44:21 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 16:28:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by creepy on Apr 16, 2009 16:28:08 GMT -5 Apr 16, 2009 14:17:31 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said: ......but Indy survived a nuclear explosion - by hiding in a fridge! We don't talk about this one. Ever. Indy.
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Byrntrigan Administrator Hellfire and Byrnestone Posts: 10,272 Online: Feb 10, 2017 16:17:09 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Byrntrigan on Apr 16, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5 Indian Jones. I wanna adopt an asian kid just so I can call him short round.
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The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,519 Online: May 4, 2024 21:28:53 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 16, 2009 16:32:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Apr 16, 2009 16:32:09 GMT -5 That's not the only reason why...
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

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Stu Instant Classic King of Stick Figure Animation Posts: 4,158 Online: May 12, 2013 19:12:07 GMT -5	Character You Would Most Like to Be: PH OSCARS Apr 17, 2009 7:22:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Stu on Apr 17, 2009 7:22:12 GMT -5 Apr 16, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said: Indian Jones. Does he have a turban that keeps coming back to him even if he loses it?

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	It don't matter...

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