[Jack Quinn]

I saw over on OO Rick is encouraging posters to post what their rating of RAW was from 0-5. I was going to post there, but then I realized that I am so jaded with wrestling, it would just seem like me trolling the thread to start an argument. In all honesty? Raw would have got something like a 0.1 from me last night, Santino was the only thing that made me laugh or interested me all night.

- The opening segment was dumb

- I am not a big fan of either Hardy or Kofi, so I really don't care at all there. Though I think I could dig the pouting bitching Hardy at some point, but we are not there yet.

- I think there was some Diva nonsense, but I wasn't paying attention

- I DO like Kendrick, so naturally he gets squashed by Carlito, who I do NOT like. Can we just future endeavor Kendrick already?

- Miz was great (maybe this bumps the show to a 0.2) Its a shame that this is all going to end with Cena crushing him in less than two minutes. I am actually surprised it didn't happen last night.

- Cena getting his ass beat was ok, but predictable. He got thrown into a tube through some "glass" I think we may be overselling the injuries (though I admit, it was a cool visual, thank you WWE for replaying it 500 times last night)

- Festus singing, I missed it, and don't feel like I missed anything really

- The Main Even was terrible. I like Orton a lot, I think he is the best thing going on RAW right now, but the whole premise of the match was just stupid. Shane McMahon, a guy who USED to wrestle 2-3 times a year, should have been mauled from the start by Legacy. Shouldn't have been anything more than a total ass beating. Way to make you top heel, and top heel stable look like shit

- Which reminds me, both Cody and Dibiase's qualifiers were shit. I mean they are supposed to be a legit tag team, and yet both need outside interference/Dave's stupidity to advance. Would it have been too much to as to at least get a cheap roll up? SOMETHING other than making them look completely inept?

I really need to stop watching this, you jerks in chat keep bringing me back though. Seriously, RAW gets less than a 1 on the Moose-o-meter

[Pun]

The Phillies were playing the Cardinals. Why weren't you watching Rick Ankiel take a Shane-esque bump into the outfield wall?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I approve of the Moose-o-meter

[Jack Quinn]

May 5, 2009 11:50:14 GMT -5 Pun said:

The Phillies were playing the Cardinals. Why weren't you watching Rick Ankiel take a Shane-esque bump into the outfield wall?

Was that game on? SHIT! I need to pay more attention to ESPN

[Pun]

Not on ESPN, but they had a live cut in on MLBN.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

3 guesses what game was on ESPN

[Jack Quinn]

yeah thats right. Fucking Yankees

[DevSop]

I only watched hour 2. I'd give it a 1.2 maybe.

Mickie kicking the shit out of Maryse was nice. Orton is still the best heel in wrestling, even if Vince continues to try and cut his and Legacys' balls off by letting Shane completely outwrestle, outbrawl and outeverything them. I mean, it wasn't even anything Legacy did last night to get the advantage, it was Shane missing a move. Whatever.

I missed the first hour, and I know Moose has irrational hatred for the guy, but I really hope MVP gets some sort of sustainable push coming up. Let Batista turn heel like they've been planting and have him feud with HHH when he returns away from the title picture. Let Hardy beat MVP for the US belt and then let MVP go after Orton.

A Raw with Orton/MVP, Priceless/Colons, Miz/Cena/Show, HHH/Batista isn't too horrible. I could go without ever seeing Bats again, but we all know he isn't going anywhere so that's a good place for him. I'm not sure who you could put with him for the inevitable HBK return, but that's something too.

[Pun]

I like MVP (I think he could easily have Rock's charisma, but wrestle 10x better), and I like what you propose with him, but I just don't think Vince and Company think he's ready for a full time feud with Orton.

[Jack Quinn]

its not really irrational. MVP is good enough in the ring, I just don't care about the character and have never been given a reason to give a shit about him

[Mikey]

May 5, 2009 13:37:26 GMT -5 Jack Quinn said:

and have never been given a reason to give a shit about him

Which sums up a LOT of problems with the product today.

[Eric O'Mac]

And because Moose hates his character, tells me why Eric O'Mac never got over in the first few years of the OOWF.

[blownspot]

I think your sig is the perfect punctuation to your point.

[nOOb]

I reiterate what I said over there. I saw all of two parts: the Santino thing on Youtube and Randy Orton slamming a chair onto some steps, not hitting Shane's leg. I give it a 0.1.

On that note, I think we should do TNA discussion over here if they're going to start doing the rating thing over there, especially since our chat crew is all over here anyways.

[Lucky]

The intention is to do this for all 4 WWE/TNA shows, although I don't know if ROH is included in the idea. I'm supposed to be helping Rick but I'm a bit bogged down at the moment and didn't watch or even find results for RAW or ECW this week. But I suspect Rick will start a TNA thread and if not I will if I'm able.

And, Moose, I doubt a bad review is really going to be seen as "trolling" on OO. Its not like OO has ever been shiny happy fun view on WWE and there was a time not that long ago when Concrete was driven away because of how nasty and negative we were. Besides, I saw people say more or less the same thing you did that Santino was the only thing they enjoyed on RAW. So I do encourage you to post your rating over there if you want to do it. I'm just kind of hoping this doesn't turn into an OO vs Puns thing which has made games like "Deadpool" and "Career Deadpool" less inclusive/interesting and maybe a bit questionable on tact.

[Mikey]

May 6, 2009 12:20:47 GMT -5 nOOb said:

and Randy Orton slamming a chair onto some steps, not hitting Shane's leg.

Oh, kinda like Undertaker "breaking" Vince's ankle back in '98, which directly led to Mankind and the Big Gulp later that night and the famous Austin bedpan skit the next week.

Was Jim Ross there to sell it: "OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD!"

[Attitude Adjuster]

What is this RAW you speak of?