MidWeek Mayhem (05/13) Live! From Hollywood, SC
May 11, 2009 23:50:30 GMT -5
Post by DevSop on May 11, 2009 23:50:30 GMT -5
*Run DEA Luxury Suites sponsored by Aquafina and Starwood Resorts*
Alexander Darling is milling about the main portion of the suite and he keeps looking over towards Davin's room. Finally after a few moments he heads on over and knocks on the door. He hears his sister's voice,
Samantha: Come in.
Alexander walks in and looks around.
Alexander: So, where is my esteemed partner?
Samantha: Oh, I think he's out getting lunch and making some last minute plans for the trip up to Mass. You can wait if you want.
Alexander: Actually, I wanted to talk to you.
Samantha: Me? Are you sure you have the right sister? Where is Lexie anyway?
Alexander: Yes, I'm sure I have the right sister. And Alexis is with Shawn. I think they had something planned for IHOP.
Samantha: Well, that sounds interesting. What can I do for ya little brother?
Alexander: I dunno. It's just...are you really leaving?
Samantha: Yea, I guess I am for now. Davin has a feeling about something and truthfully, I'm not doing much around here so we thought there is no time better than the present. Don't tell me you're going to miss me brother. We barely even talk.
Alexander: I know and that sucks, but I kinda got used to you being here.
Samantha: Oh boy...is emo-Alex coming back?
Alexander: Go fuck yourself Sammy. You just made things easier around here. For the most part.
Samantha: Isn't that sweet Xand. But, hell I was only supposed to be here for a few weeks and it's almost a year now.
Alexander: But if you're not going to be here, who the hell is going to be the buffer between Davin and Alexis.
Samantha: Like you aren't used to being the buffer with your twin sister.
Alexander: ...
Samantha: What?
Alexander: Nothing. You sure you're ready to settle down?
Samantha: I'm not settling lil bro. And it's cute that you care, but I can handle myself. The question is, can you handle IHOP and Cowboy Up?
Alexander: Are you really?
Samantha: Sure, why not? I've gotten pretty good at it for Davin and you seem to be lacking inspiration anyway. So, take a seat brother and we'll get started.
Alexander slides a chair over and spins it around and he takes a seat as Samantha reaches into one of her bags and pulls out an OOWF microphone...
I'm here with OOWF superstar, a 3-time Intercontinental Champion, a former Onslaught Champion, and currently a member of one of the rising tag teams in the company Run DEA; Alexander Darling. This coming Wednesday you and Davin Moreland will be facing Cowboy Up and IHOP in Group A of the Tournament for the Titles. Now, the loser of that match gets a title shot next week. Have you even considered throwing the match to get your hands on The Chickenshit Heels?
Alexander: That's a good question Samantha, and while Davin and I would like nothing more than to get our hands on Johnny and Alan for what they pulled off when they stole those belts, and while we are the type of guys who will take the shortcuts to get our way, we want to get The Heels on our conditions. With our terms. So what that means is that we're going to win Group A, then we're going to beat the winner of Group B, and we're going to beat The Heels in a match of our choosing.
Samantha: So, you're not worried about IHOP or Cowboy Up this week? I mean, Davin did mention that Skurge did recently beat you.
Alexander: Of course Davin mentioned that. Skurge did beat me. I've never hidden from my losses, and I'm not going to make excuses. All I will say is that situations have changed and things wouldn't be the same if we met again. Besides, this match isn't Skurge against Alexander Darling. It's IHOP against Run DEA and for all the skill in the world that Skurge possesses, his partner is still SYB and well...do I really need to clarify that any further.
Samantha: Good point. And what about the other two guys in this match. Zane Myers and Chad Madison have come together rather quick and formed a capable tag team called Cowboy Up. GMtR has been investigating them and even Davin seems to think there is more to them then meets the eye.
Alexander: You always were a closet Transformers nerd, weren't ya?
Samantha: Fuck off. Just because I know it opens June 24th. So not the point. Cowboy Up is the point.
Alexander: Fine, Cowboy Up. We've had a few run-ins already and each time you've wound up laying flat on your backs. This Wednesday at Mayhem, the result won't be any different. I don't honestly care if you're the reincarnations of Endo & Morte, that you're Chris Cole and Ax-Man coming back from the dead, or maybe wCw has stopped living the high-life. None of it fucking matters to me. Because I am Alexander Darling, and well, you're just not.
Samantha: Sounds good Alex. Any final words?
Alexander: Yea, a few. Cowboy Up and IHOP just remember this. We are Run DEA, Try and Fucking Stop Us.
*Fade*
Alexander Darling is milling about the main portion of the suite and he keeps looking over towards Davin's room. Finally after a few moments he heads on over and knocks on the door. He hears his sister's voice,
Samantha: Come in.
Alexander walks in and looks around.
Alexander: So, where is my esteemed partner?
Samantha: Oh, I think he's out getting lunch and making some last minute plans for the trip up to Mass. You can wait if you want.
Alexander: Actually, I wanted to talk to you.
Samantha: Me? Are you sure you have the right sister? Where is Lexie anyway?
Alexander: Yes, I'm sure I have the right sister. And Alexis is with Shawn. I think they had something planned for IHOP.
Samantha: Well, that sounds interesting. What can I do for ya little brother?
Alexander: I dunno. It's just...are you really leaving?
Samantha: Yea, I guess I am for now. Davin has a feeling about something and truthfully, I'm not doing much around here so we thought there is no time better than the present. Don't tell me you're going to miss me brother. We barely even talk.
Alexander: I know and that sucks, but I kinda got used to you being here.
Samantha: Oh boy...is emo-Alex coming back?
Alexander: Go fuck yourself Sammy. You just made things easier around here. For the most part.
Samantha: Isn't that sweet Xand. But, hell I was only supposed to be here for a few weeks and it's almost a year now.
Alexander: But if you're not going to be here, who the hell is going to be the buffer between Davin and Alexis.
Samantha: Like you aren't used to being the buffer with your twin sister.
Alexander: ...
Samantha: What?
Alexander: Nothing. You sure you're ready to settle down?
Samantha: I'm not settling lil bro. And it's cute that you care, but I can handle myself. The question is, can you handle IHOP and Cowboy Up?
Alexander: Are you really?
Samantha: Sure, why not? I've gotten pretty good at it for Davin and you seem to be lacking inspiration anyway. So, take a seat brother and we'll get started.
Alexander slides a chair over and spins it around and he takes a seat as Samantha reaches into one of her bags and pulls out an OOWF microphone...
I'm here with OOWF superstar, a 3-time Intercontinental Champion, a former Onslaught Champion, and currently a member of one of the rising tag teams in the company Run DEA; Alexander Darling. This coming Wednesday you and Davin Moreland will be facing Cowboy Up and IHOP in Group A of the Tournament for the Titles. Now, the loser of that match gets a title shot next week. Have you even considered throwing the match to get your hands on The Chickenshit Heels?
Alexander: That's a good question Samantha, and while Davin and I would like nothing more than to get our hands on Johnny and Alan for what they pulled off when they stole those belts, and while we are the type of guys who will take the shortcuts to get our way, we want to get The Heels on our conditions. With our terms. So what that means is that we're going to win Group A, then we're going to beat the winner of Group B, and we're going to beat The Heels in a match of our choosing.
Samantha: So, you're not worried about IHOP or Cowboy Up this week? I mean, Davin did mention that Skurge did recently beat you.
Alexander: Of course Davin mentioned that. Skurge did beat me. I've never hidden from my losses, and I'm not going to make excuses. All I will say is that situations have changed and things wouldn't be the same if we met again. Besides, this match isn't Skurge against Alexander Darling. It's IHOP against Run DEA and for all the skill in the world that Skurge possesses, his partner is still SYB and well...do I really need to clarify that any further.
Samantha: Good point. And what about the other two guys in this match. Zane Myers and Chad Madison have come together rather quick and formed a capable tag team called Cowboy Up. GMtR has been investigating them and even Davin seems to think there is more to them then meets the eye.
Alexander: You always were a closet Transformers nerd, weren't ya?
Samantha: Fuck off. Just because I know it opens June 24th. So not the point. Cowboy Up is the point.
Alexander: Fine, Cowboy Up. We've had a few run-ins already and each time you've wound up laying flat on your backs. This Wednesday at Mayhem, the result won't be any different. I don't honestly care if you're the reincarnations of Endo & Morte, that you're Chris Cole and Ax-Man coming back from the dead, or maybe wCw has stopped living the high-life. None of it fucking matters to me. Because I am Alexander Darling, and well, you're just not.
Samantha: Sounds good Alex. Any final words?
Alexander: Yea, a few. Cowboy Up and IHOP just remember this. We are Run DEA, Try and Fucking Stop Us.
*Fade*