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Thaiphoon
Aaron Lewis
Ted Nugent
Zakk Wylde
Thai
Gabe Nelson
Domonic Howard


The New Sex Pistols
Johnny Rotten
Steve Jones
Paul Cook
Glen Matlock

[salmonjunkie]

You stuck me in a band with Aaron Lewis? The most uncharismatic frontman I've ever seen? Fuck, I can't even vote for the band I'm in!

[Deleted]

Damn, I knew you'd either love or hate the Lewis pick. Sad to see it be the latter.

You could always treat him as the roadie instead of the lead singer, though.

[salmonjunkie]

I REALLY hate Aaron Lewis. Not because of his voice. His voice is good. It's his stage performance. It was so boring and lame that I wanted to run up on stage and punch him in the cock.

[Deadly]

May 12, 2009 15:22:59 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

I REALLY hate Aaron Lewis. Not because of his voice. His voice is good. It's his stage performance. It was so boring and lame that I wanted to run up on stage and punch him in the cock.

HA!




That being said, Thai + Nugent = Win.

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For those who don't know, Gabe Nelson is the bassist for "Cake", and Domonic Howard is the drummer for "Muse".

So Thai, who else would you have preferred to front the band? Here's who I had remaining on my short list:

• Ed Kowalczyk from "Live" (had plans for him in a group with Tricky, though)
  
  
• John McCrea from "Cake"
  
  
• Mike Doughty from "Soul Coughing" (has some good solo stuff, as well)
  
  
• Avril Lavigne
  
  
• Alanis Morisette
  
  
• John Fogerty
  
  
• George Thorogood
  
  
• Billy Joel
  
  
• Billy Idol
  
  
• and I don't think I had yet drafted Roger Daltrey, but had plans for him already
  

[Habs]

I vote Billy Idol!

[salmonjunkie]

All those guys and gals are better than Aaron Lewis. Here's a list of more who I'd rather be in a band with:

William Shatner
Simon Le Bon
Johnny Rotten
James Hetfield
Madonna
the lead singer of Paramore
Justin Timberlake
Ronnie James Dio
Vince Neil
Brett Michaels
Will Smith
your uncle
the homeless guy in Hollywood who sings with his dog puppet
Bono
Sarah McLaughlin
Tone Loc
Ice-T
Ice Cube
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
Freddie Jackson
Tito Jackson
Andrew Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Debbie Harry (Blondie? Really?)
Frank Black
Willie Nelson
Henry Rollins
Greg Graffin
Tim Armstrong
Lillian Garcia
Nikolai Volkoff

I could go on...

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Bjork?

[salmonjunkie]

Easily. I love Bjork

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Okay, I'm going to make an executive decision here. If you don't like it, then I don't give a fuck.

Thai: Aaron Lewis has been snuffed by my personal hitmen. It was extra gory and violent. You are now in charge of picking your replacement from the above-mentioned candidates for the next round (since you will likely be moving on).

[salmonjunkie]

Pick anyone you want. It's your band, not mine.


Of your short list, Roger Daltrey is probably the best fit, although Mike Doughty would be interesting. Tricky would be really interesting. But honestly, I don't care. You can leave it as Aaron Lewis if you want, I'll just continue to say how much I hate Aaron Lewis.

[Deleted]

Okay, shortened short-list, then:

Mike Doughty
Billy Idol
Bjork
William Shatner

[salmonjunkie]

Billy Idol

[Deleted]

So it has been written. So it shall be done.

[salmonjunkie]

He has the best sneer out of the four.

[Deleted]

Stylistically he's probably the best fit, too.

Although Shatner would make things very interesting, as well.

[salmonjunkie]

I was debating between Idol and Shatner, actually.

But I couldn't pass up playing "Rebel Yell" on stage with Billy Idol.

[Habs]

More More More

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And just so you know, you're likely facing a bunch of cartoons in the next round.

[salmonjunkie]

The Nuge vs. El Kabong? FUCK!

[punk/core]

May 12, 2009 14:10:24 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

The New Sex Pistols
Johnny Rotten
Steve Jones
Paul Cook
Glen Matlock

I just noticed this, and wanted to point out that this is incorrect. It's not "new"... that's the Sex Pistols' original line up. Matlock was the bassist before Vicious was.

[Sportsguy]

The New Sex Pistols

[Batman]

The (not) NEW Sex Pistols would certainly be the better band, as they were awesome, but they lose creativity points, so my vote goes to Thai & co. Especially considering we get Idol next round.