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CreepyJackalopeEye Productions Proudly Presents:


The Creepy Wrestling Federation





(J.J. Dillon enters the dreesing room at the Galveston Convention Center in Galveston, Texas. Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Shane Douglas, Scott Steiner, Mike Awesome, Elijah Burke, Stan Hansen, Super Crazy, Masahiro Chono, The Great Muta, TAKA Michinoku, X-Pac, Kenny Dykstra, Spike Dudley, Scott Norton, Jimmy Rave, Kamala and Crash Holly are all in attendance and talking to one another while sizing up the other wrestlers)

JJD: Allright fellas, you all know why you're here. You all got an invitation to be here in Galveston, Texas, on this day and to meet up here at the GCC. This is where we will run our promotion for the time being. We couldn't get the Garden, the Bingo Hall, or even the Sportatorium, but I'm confident that the great people of Galveston, Texas, will make you feel more then at home within no time.


Some of you know each other, some of you are meeting for the first time. We also have some new guys that will be coming in as the days and weeks go by to freshen things up a bit. In fact, here's our newest acquisition, Brian Lee. (Enter Brian Lee) So, be alert and stay in excellent shape, because I'm not above trading any of you to the competition if I need to. Oh, and you're all being replenished to your prime. Just call it a little, well, magic that we do here in Galveston. Just put on the greatest event that you can and I'm positive that everything will flow smoothly.

(Optimism abounds)

So, let's get down to it. We're going to make a SuperShow and sell it on Pay Per View. If we succeed at this and buyrates are up, then we'll put on another show, and another and so forth. The first show has to set the tone for our Federation and I have just the plan. We're going to have a Tournament. Actually, we're going to have TWO Tournaments. We're going to have a Tag Team Tournament and a Singles Tournament. Feel free to sign up for both. We'll pick the matchups randomly and if you win, you advance. It's that simple. The winners of each Tournament will be either the Tag Team Champion or the CWF Champion.


RVD: Sounds good to me. I'll be both the CWF Champion and one half of the Tag Champs, for sure. Sabu, you wanna be my Tag Team partner and claim the Tag Team Titles?

Sabu: .....

JJD: Now wait a second, I said the matchups would be selected randomly. But choose carefully, because in the second round, your partner will be randomly chosen for you from the winners pool. Adds a little spice, don't you think?

(Stunned silence)

JJD: Let me now introduce one half of the Announce Team, a guy a lot of you already know, and those that don't will be quickly impressed with his work. Let me present...........Joey Styles!

(Enter Joey Styles)

Joey Styles: Thanks, J.J.

JJD: Ahem, that's Mr. Dillon, remember?

Styles: Oh, yes. Sorry, Mr. Dillon. What was I thinking? (Rolls eyes as he looks away.)

JJD: And I have news for you, Joey. Your announce partner will be announced soon, I promise. You won't be disappointed. (Exit Joey Styles) That's all for now, gentlemen. Rest up and try to strategize your game plans.

Shane Douglas: That's kind of hard to do without knowing who are opponent will be, J.J.!

(A chorus of Yeahs, That's Right, and grunts are heard all around)

JJD: Well now, just do your best, gentlemen! (As JJD leaves, Mike Knox walks in)

JJD: Ahh, I see the paper work has just been completed for Mike Knox. Glad to have you abroad, Mike! (Knox ignores J.J. Dillon)

RVD: Well, I'm still going to win, that's for sure.

Douglas: You were always second fiddle in ECW, Rob. Don't you forget that.

RVD: Yeah, but you were always nothing in the WWE, Dean. Don't you forget that.

Douglas: Fuck Vince.

Mike Awesome: I don't think many guys here would disagree with that.

Douglas: Fuck you, too, Awesome. I remember what you did to ECW, you asshole!

Stan Hansen: Well, Douglas, I remember what you did to the NWA, you sonovabitch! Can't blame you, though. But let bygones be bygones and focus on this show. We have some of the greatest wrestling talent in their prime, so let's give the world hell.

(Crash Holly walks up to Kamala)

Crash: What d'ya say, you big bastard? (Chops Kamala across the chest) Be my partn.... (Kamala backhands Crash to the floor)

Crash: I'm taking that as a yes! (Crash coughs and holds his chin as he gets up)

RVD: Looks like it's me and you, Sabu. Let's get ready.

(Exit RVD & Sabu)

Douglas: What about you, Scotty? Wanna team up for the first round?

Scott Steiner: Never did like you, Shane! Always thought you were a big waste of talent in the WCCEW that won everything with your mouth and never could break it in a crowd in the big leagues with some talent on the other end of the squared circle and never did play by the rules of the world in wrestlin' and couldn't do what it was to be one of the guys with everyone! But, yeah! I guess it will be with the most benefitting to me to partner up with you! Some of these jobbers couldn't hold my shit paper and that fat bastard Kamaler over there just freaks me out and that Spike faggot needs a lesson in balls and that shitty kid gets his ass kicked too much. Just watch your back! Let's get out of here, Shane, think there's an IHOP close by or something..........

(Exit Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner)

(The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono leave together)

Awesome: I've always been a huge fan, Mr. Hansen. It'd be an honor to be your partner in the first round.

Hansen: You chickenshit. I need a snake partner like a need a snake dick protector. In short, no fucking way. I'm going to wait to decide if I want to even compete in this Tag Team thing.

(Exit Stan Hansen)

(Awesome walks by Super Crazy, who gives a sneer, as does Spike Dudley)

Awesome: Hey, Scott, how about it? Our paths crossed a few times over the years. I respect you. (Scott Norton just walks past Awesome and out the door, eyeing him suspiciously.)

Elijah Burke: I'll be your partner, Mike. I dig your style and I'm confident we can beat any team here. (Burke is grinning from ear to ear)

Awesome: Yeah, sure, Elijah. Why not? Yeah! Let's do this!

(Exit Awesome and Burke)

Spike Dudley (Seemingly to himself): Man, I have so many brothers and not a one of them's made it here. I need to go make a few phone calls. (Exit Spike Dudley)

(Rave and Super Crazy are talking in the corner, and Kenny Dykstra, Crash Holly, and TAKA Michinoku are talking in the other corner. Brian Lee and Mike Knox are in the same general area unpacking their gear and leering around on the other guys. Kamala is sitting by himself looking around and everyone is ignoring XPac, like he wasn't even there...............................)

[creepy]

JJ Dillon enters the Galveston Convention Center, the home of the CWF. Everyone has been assembled to listen to the GM of the Creepy Wrestling Federation. Joey Styles, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Shane Douglas, Scott Steiner, Mike Awesome, Elijah Burke, Stan Hansen, Super Crazy, Masahiro Chono, The Great Muta, TAKA Michinoku, X-Pac, Kenny Dykstra, Spike Dudley, Scott Norton, Jimmy Rave, Kamala, Crash Holly, Brian Lee, Mike Knox, Tatanka, Pat Tanaka, Iron Mike Sharpe, Colonel DeBeers, PN News, Boris Zhukov, Special Delivery Jones, Johnny Smith, Buddy Roberts, and The Angel of Death are all lingering around the locker room.

JJ Dillon: Hey guys, how the hell are ya doing? Our show's going to be great, it's shaping up to be awesome. I can't wait for this Saturday Night here at the Soon To Be World Famous Galveston Convention Center to introduce the world to the CWF. I cannot wait.

Shane Douglas: Why, the fuck, are we in Galveston, Texas? Couldn't get Philly, NYC, Hotlanta, Dallas, couldn't even get Houston. Houston. No, no, no, we get this wrestling hotbed of Galveston, Texas! What the fuck, JJ?

JJD: Well, let me tell you a few things, Shane. We're trying something new, you get to live in one of the biggest metropolitan areas in the United States that's planted squarely in the center of the country for easier travel, and we already have contracts to run our company for as long as we want and to put it on Pay Per View for as long as we'd like. Oh, also, our head Promoter lives here and this is where he chose to run this promotion.

RVD: I think that means shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, Shane.

Douglas: You better watch your fucking mouth, Rob!

JJD: Seriously, sit down, Shane. Let me finish what I called you guys in here for. First, I'm going to discuss the 32 Man Championship Title Run. And second, Let me introduce our new color commentator........

Joey Styles: You know, JJ.....

JJD: Ah, ah, ah.

JS: Sorry, (Rolls eyes) Mr. Dillon, I don't think I need anyone to help on color commentary. I'll be A-OK by myself. I've proved myself time and time again and I'd rather work the booth by myself.

JJD: Sorry, Styles. For some odd reason, we have to have two announcers in the booth. Why, you ask? I have no idea. Ask Lucky. Anyway, without further ado, here is our new color commentator, Missy Hyatt!

(Missy Hyatt ENTERS)

Missy Hyatt: Thanks, JJ! I'm ready to be the best color commentator in the business, guys! I can't wait!

Joey Styles: Ahem, that's Mr. Dillon to you, Missy.

JJD: No, no, Joey, that's alright. She can call me whatever she wants. (Grins from ear to ear) Anyways, Management is secure. Our announcers are secure. And now we have our referee in place. This man is impartial, loyal, and he's been there before. That's right, he used to wrestle back in the day but now he prefers to call the matches, rather than fight in them. Gentlemen.......Missy.........Let me introduce to you Brian Hildebrand, AKA Mark Curtis!

(Mark Curtis ENTERS, nods to the wrestlers, and takes his place behind JJ Dillon.)


JJD: So, who's going to be on a team for the Tag Team Tournament? Remember, after the first round, the partners will be randomized, so choose wisely who you think will help you advance. Here's the list so far:

RVD and Sabu
Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner
The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono
Crash Holly and..........Kamala? Really?
Mike Awesome and Elijah Burke



Who else do we have? We have room for 16 teams, give or take, and I know you guys have been talking for the last fews ddays getting to know each other while you work out and explore this fine city.

Scott Steiner: This city sucks! Only one titty club and the Pancake House closes at 12. What on the earth is....I'm a world class wrestler from Michigan! It's too hot and I want variety on my titties and full available pancakes whenever I want to get.........when I want to eat pancakes. Not enough freaks done around the beach areas and too many fatasses out with everywhere and the titty bar ain't all the great. You see, JJ, I need anytime pancakes and all night freaks to entertame.

Crash Holly: Why don't you lay off the pancakes and focus on your training, Sco.......

Scott Steiner: What, bitch? Who are you, anyway? I see you walk around here like you own something but I seen your doing nothing and now that fat bastard Kamaler is your partner for some dumbass reason. Runt bitch and fat retard. Good team. You'll go far. And why is Mike Sharp Iron even here? Did you ever win a match?

Iron Mike Sharpe: I actually was a champion in.....

Scott Steiner: I already don't care. Just shut up. If you gotta 'splain it, it dudn't count. Who you gonna tag with? The Goon? I hope I draw you two faggots first so I can stomp your jobber asses into the ground and then fingerbang your girlfriends and shit on your wife!

SD Jones: I really think you need to be quiet now, Steiner. You've made your point.

Stan Hansen: Actually, I don't think you've made anything but a bunch of mangled words strewn together like a fucking retard. Shut up and let's hear the other teams, you idiot.

Scott Steiner: What are on earth you talking about, Hansen? You used to be a big shit, but now you're just another one of the guys in the lockerroom. We're all in our prime now and you're not going to run to the China Fed to keep your belt. 'Cause the only belt you're gonna have is that one holding up your jeans, you cowboy motherfucker! Just because this is Texas doesn't mean you can just run anything you need and anywhere you need it! What else, Dillion?!?!

Stan Hansen: Steiner, you asshole. I got more guts in my ballsack then you have in your whole body. And it doesn't matter where we are, Texas, Japan, Europe; hell, I'll even whip your ass in Michigan and then spank your good for nothing momma just to piss you off even more. Shut the hell up and listen 'im speak, dadgummit!

JJD: You finished, Stan? (Hansen spits out a wad of tobacco) Scott? (Steiner flexes his pecs)

Scott Steiner: Just say the teams already, you old bastard. And another thing comes on me, if we all got put back in our prime by this magic voodoo fairy dust, then why didn't you?

JJD: I am in my Commisioner prime. You remember, from the late 90's in WCW, which you were a part of. You do remember that time, don't you?

Scott Steiner: So your prime you weren't even wrestling? You're just telling people what to do?

JJD: That's what I was brought in to do, yes, Scott, that's right.

Scott Steiner: No wonder you suck so much. All you did was talk. Get on with it, you grey haired old coot bastard ass.



JJD: Well then. So, who else do we have for teams, gentlemen?

Kenny Dykstra: Well, JJ. I understand we have to fight someone in the first round, but you can already pencil us in for the second.

JJD: OK....................... Who's your partner?

KD: Oh yeah, Jimmy Rave.

Super Crazy: I'm Super Crazy! And TAKA!

Scott Stenier: Team Lawnmower Sushi. I'll kick your asses!

Mike Knox: Brian Lee and I.

Scott Norton: (Grunts and points to Buddy Roberts)

Buddy Roberts: Yeah.

Colonol DeBeers: (Twists his handlebars) I've added the services of Boris Zhukov to help aid me in winning the Tag Team gold!

Scott Steiner: Team AIDS. Good queer name for a good queer team.

X-Pac: I need a partner. (X-Pac looks around the room, but no one looks his way......)

Tatanka: Pat Tanaka and I are going to team up. We're called
The Orient Crazy Horse.

JJD: OK, so now we have:


RVD and Sabu
Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner
The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono
Crash Holly and Kamala
Mike Awesome and Elijah Burke
Scott Norton and Buddy Roberts. I like that team. Sounds good.
Mike Knox and Brian Lee
Tatanka and Pat Tanaka. The Orient Crazy Horse
Kenny Dykstra and Jimmy Rave
Super Crazy and TAKA Michinoku
Colonel DeBeers and Boris Zhukov

That's 11 teams. We need 10 more guys and right now we have Stan Hansen, X-Pac, Spike Dudley, Iron Mike Sharpe, PN News, SD Jones, Johnny Smith, and the Angel of Death. And we may have a few new addidtions in the coming days. So, once the brackets are full, that's it. Get your partners lined up!



And everyone will be involved in the 32 man Championship Title Run. You'll be ramdomly selected to participate in one of three Battle Royals, where the last 3 guys in each Battle Royal will take on each other in a Triple Threat match where the first pinfall will win the match. The three winners from these Triple Threat matches will then face off in a winner take all Three Way Dance!

(JJ Dillon EXITS while the wrestlers yell and curse at each other. Joey Styles and Missy Hyatt don't seem to get along. Mark Curtis unpacks and X-Pac again tries to draw eye contact from somebody. Anybody.......)

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JJ Dillon enters the lockerroom of the Galveston Convention Center.

JJD: Alright, Gentlemen. I'll be extremely quick. For our 32 Man Tag Team Tournament, we have the following teams:

RVD and Sabu
Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner
The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono
Crash Holly and Kamala
Mike Awesome and Elijah Burke
Scott Norton and Buddy Roberts. I like that team. Sounds good.
Mike Knox and Brian Lee
Tatanka and Pat Tanaka. The Orient Crazy Horse
Kenny Dykstra and Jimmy Rave
Super Crazy and TAKA Michinoku
Colonel DeBeers and Boris Zhukov


And now Spike Dudley has told me that he wants to add his team to the list. He is teaming with Big Dick Dudley. Also, some guy named Samoan Joe has been picked for our fed for some ungodly reason. We only have two more picks. And I'm sorry, Special Delivery Jones, but your request was denied. I know you wanted us to pick Karl Malone for our Federation, but we've seen him in the ring and trust me, we're doing you a favor by ignoring your request. His nickname is "The Mailman" because he always delivers, but he apparently can't deliver a good match or an NBA Title. So he fails.

Special Delivery Jones: It's ok, PN News and I have decided to tag together. We're gonna do this!

JJD: Great. That's 13 teams, we need just 4 more.

"Iron" Mike Sharpe: Hey, JJ........

JJD: Mike! Jobbers call me Mr. Dillon. Main Eventers can call me JJ. And you, sir, are a jobber.

"Iron"MS: OK, Mr. Dillon.....

(Joey Styles thinks to himself: Great, jobbers and Joey Styles are treated differently than Main Eventers and Missy Hyatt. Love this place.)

"Iron"MS: ......I called a great guy that's been great to the sport and he wanted to join us. And he's traveled here to Galveston!

JJD: You already told me and he's just been selected as the newest member of the CWF. Come on in, "Mean" Mike Enos!

(ENTER "Mean" Mike Enos)

"Mean"ME: Thanks, Mr. Dillon. Thank you for the privilege of wrestling for the CWF! I won't let you down!

JJD: I imagine you will, but good. We now have 14 teams. Come on guys, pair up or I'll pair you up in the most assinine way possible.

XPac: I'd love to partner up with somebody. I'm here, guys, what's going on? Who wants to partner with XPac?

Scott Steiner: You suck, XPack!

Stan Hansen: Well, what do ya say, Johnny? I'm more interested in the World Gold, but we can fuck around for the Tag Straps. We've crossed each other a time or two in Japan, so let's kick some asses.

Johnny Smith: That makes 15, JJ.

JJD: You're with Stan, so I'll allow it. Oh, yeah, we also have a ring announcer now. Tony Chimmel. Don't know why we drafted a ref and a ring announcer if we don't technically need one, but it makes no fucking sense to not have a least a ref, especially since we HAVE to have two announcers, so I pulled the trigger and got a great ref and a ring announcer.

Joey Styles: But couldn't you have at least gotten me a better second then Missy Hyatt?

JJD: Nah. Deal with her. I know I am. Oh, I see you guys want to team together, Sick Boy and The Angel of Death? Good for ya. That just leaves Samoan Joe and XPac. I'll have you two guys square off in a match, and I'll have the winner advance to one of the Battle Royals. It's like a play-in match.

XPac: Who the fuck is Samoan Joe? Draft one more guy, JJ Dillon!

JJD: You fool! Do you think it's been me that's been drafting all of this talent? No, I had a hand in some of the decision making, but the main person that can the pull the trigger on all of these business matters is our Owner. And I can *prove* that this owner has been on TV as the *Owner* of a wrestling company, if only for storyline purposes. I guess with the final pick of our draft, I should introduce you all to her,





Dixie Carter

(ENTER Dixie Carter)





Scott Norton: Like that shirt.

Dixie Carter: Hi, fellas. Just do what you do and all will be well. You won't see me much, but you'll see my signature on your paychecks. So remember that when you address me. I'll be in my office if you ever need me, but try to get what you can from JJ.

JJD: That's it, guys. X-Pac will be fighting with Samoan Joe for the last spot, how do ya like that?

(Samoan Joe comes up to XPac and tries for a hand shake, then gives a big ol' bear hug!)

XPac: Fuck-ing Christ.



(End Scene)

[Batman]

X-Pac being the guy nobody wants to pick, and X-Pac's disgust and annoyance with Samoan Joe are funny.

Also, I don't know if I have expressed my opinion on this already sometime, but Dixie Carter is fucking hot. I really think I would do her ahead of anyone else in wrestling. (Yes, even if she wasn't also rich.)

[Road Warrior Shark]

Douglas/Steiner has the makings of an Epic promo....

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Thousands upon Thousands are in attendence at the Galveston Convention Center for the inaugural CWF PPV Event, The Creepy Invitational Tournament Extravaganza! Tonight, we have not one, but TWO tournaments for the Titles! There will be a Tag Title Tournament that will be a Lottery starting in the second round, where you never know who you will be teamed up with! And everyone will be involved in the 32 man Championship Title Run. You'll be ramdomly selected to participate in one of three Battle Royals, where the last 3 guys in each Battle Royal will take on each other in a Triple Threat match where the first pinfall will win the match. The three winners from these Triple Threat matches will then face off in a winner take all Three Way Dance!


So, without further ado, here's the first Battle Royal and it's randomly selected participants!

Kenny Dykstra
Boris Zhukov
Mike Awesome
Buddy Roberts
Tatanka
Pat Tanaka
RVD
Mike Knox
Crash Holly
The Angel of Death
Sabu



Action starts with Sabu and RVD making a beeline for one another. It makes no sense, since they are going to team together in the first round of the Tag Tourney, but they seem to not give a fuck. Crash Holly and Pat Tanaka, formerly of the Orient Express and Bad Company and currently one half of The Orient CrazyHorse, go at it, as does Kenny Dykstra and Mike Knox. Buddy Roberts, the wily veteran, smacks around Tatanka while Boris Zhukov attacks The Angel of Death. Mike Awesome mashes up with The Angel of Death and makes quick work of Boris Zhukov, then Awesome turns on The Angel of Death. Pat Tanaka is thrown over by Crash Holly and Buddy Roberts makes quick work of Tatanka.

Mike Knox and Kenny Dykstra decide to team up Buddy Roberts and eliminate him and then they set their sights on Mike Awesome, but Crash Holly sees a chance to get in good with Awesome, so he helps Awesome out. RVD and Sabu are still kicking the crap out of each other as Crash is thrown out by Mike Knox. Knox then charges Mike Awesome, who is tangled up with Kenny Dykstra. Awesome moves to the side as Knox inadvertenly chucks out Kenny Dykstra. As Knox is looking over the ropes, Awesome measures him with a big boot and eliminates him!

RVD and Sabu are seperated as Awesome is declared a winner with them!

Time: 11:20
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Play in match between X-Pac and Samoan Joe is on! XPac wins with the crossface chickenwing.

Time: 3:01
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Tony Chimmel is in the ring! The first of the Tag Matches is announced!

The team of Sabu/RVD is going up against the team of Pat Tanaka and Tatanka, The Orient CrazyHorse!

Pretty much a squash match. The end sees RVD land a bridging northren lights suplex on Pat Tanaka at the 4 minute mark, after getting pummeled by a Van Daminator.

Time: 4:04
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Tony Chimmel announces the next Tag Tourney Match!

The Team of Colonel DeBeers and Boris Zhukov is set to take on the team of Mike Awesome and Elijah Burke!

Zhukov is DQ'ed for using a chair at the 2:56 mark that Burke brings into the ring! Colonel DeBeers is livid and turns on Zhukov! Mayhem ensues!

Time: 5:56
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The Team of The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono are introduced by Tony Chimmel, as they are taking on Crash Holly and Kamala in the first round of the Tag Title Tourney!

End sees The Great Muta spit Green Mist in the eyes of Crash Holly as the ref is assisting Kamala back to the corner and Chono comes in to deliver a cradle piledriver to win it at the 5:40 mark.

Time: 5:40
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Tony Chimmel is in the ring to announce the next Battle Royal! The participates are:

Scott Steiner
Colonel DeBeers
"Mean" Mike Enos
Kamala
Elijah Burke
Jimmy Rave
Johnny Smith
Super Crazy
Scott Norton
X-Pac
SD Jones


Action starts with Enos, DeBeers, Smith, and Norton all taking on Kamala, who takes out Enos, then DeBeers, then Smith. Norton won't budge, however, and SD Jones clotheslines them both to eliminate them. X-Pac, tired of not getting any respect whatsoever, attacks Super Crazy, who makes quick work of him. XPac is eliminated pretty easily. X-Pac sucks.

Steiner beats up Jimmy Rave. Rave looks great in his ass kicking. Elijah Burke just hangs around the turnbuckle, not looking the least bit interested in hooking up with anyone. Super Crazy and SD Jones tumble towards the ropes together, Jones goes over and is eliminated. End sees Jimmy Rave, Super Crazy and a hyped up Elijah Burke attack Scott Steiner and eliminate him!

Jimmy Rave, Super Crazy and Elijah Burke advance to the Triple Threat matches!

Time: 15:29
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Tony Chimmel announces the next Tag Team Tournament match: Scott Norton and Buddy Roberts taking on Spike Dudley and Big Dick Dudley!

Squash match with Spike getting absolutely killed, but coming back only to tag in Big Dick, who gets taken out quickly by Scott Norton. Spike comes back in and takes three shoulder breakers from Norton! Spike is pinned by Norton!

Time: 6:22
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The next match for the Tag Titles is the Team of Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner versus Stan Hansen and Johnny Smith!

Excellent match, back and forth. End sees Hansen deliver a lariat on Douglas, nearly decapitating him, but Johnny Smith, who was on the apron for most of the match, turns on Hansen! Smith hits him with a steel chair and takes off with Steiner, who is helping Douglas out of the ring! Chaos ensues! Smith tells Styles at the announcers booth that he'll explain at the next PPV why he did what he did!

Time: 7:45
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The team of Super Crazy and TAKA Michinoku come out to the team of "Mean" Mike Enos and "Iron" Mike Sharpe, who are already in the ring. Clashing styles mean a lackluster performance by the jobbers as they job. Winners: Super Crazy and TAKA Michinoku following a Michinoku Driver on Enos after the Three Roped Moonsaults by Super Crazy!

Time: 6:30
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Tony Chimmel announces the next tag match: Mike Knox and Brian Lee versus Sick Boy and The Angel of Death! Mike Knox is on the mic......... And explains a little "difference of opinion" between he and Brian Lee and requests to switch partners! Sick Boy and The Angel of Death look perplexed at each other, not knowing what to do. JJ Dillon comes out and tells Knox and Lee that if they want to trade partners with Sick Boy and the Angel of Death, then they can, but only if The Angel of Death and Sick Boy agree to it........... All eyes are on The Angel and Sick Boy as The Angel of Death clocks Sick Boy upside the head! Brian Lee then points at The Angel of Death and runs to their corner!

Knox is being manhandled by TAoD and Lee until Sick Boy recovers and hits The Angel of Death with a chair that referee Mark Curtis doesn't see! Winners: Mike Knox and Sick Boy!

Time: 5:39
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SD Jones and PN News come out to take on the last team, Jimmy Rave and Kenny Dykstra! Dykstra holds his own against News, but Rave gets is ass kicked by Jones. Finish sees Dykstra and Rave perform a double team move that's very comparable to the Doomsday Device! How odd, indeed!

Time: 6:12
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JJ Dillon comes out to announce the next round of the Tag Team Tournament and it's teams!

JJD: The next round fro the Tag Team Tournament will consist of these teams:

Mike Awesome and Scott Steiner vs. Buddy Roberts and Mike Knox

Sabu and Super Crazy vs. Jimmy Rave and TAKA Michinoku

RVD and Sick Boy vs. Shane Douglas and Masahiro Chono

Scott Norton and Elijah Burke vrs. The Great Muta and Kenny Dykstra


Tony Chimmel comes out to announce the last Battle Royal and it's participants!

Spike Dudley
Shane Douglas
Masahiro Chono
Brian Lee
TAKA Michinoku
Big Dick Dudley
The Great Muta
PN News
Stan Hansen
"Iron" Mike Sharpe
Sick Boy


Action starts with Stan Hansen whipping the ever loving shit out of Shane Douglas. Everyone just watches and smiles. After a few minutes, Brian Lee is attacked by Masahiro Chono and The Great Muta. Sick Boy tangles with PN News, easily taking him out, then Sick Boy is taken out by The tandem of Big Dick and Spike Dudley. "Iron" Mike Sharpe blindsides Big Dick, who is sent over the top rope. Brian Lee is eliminated by Chono and Muta. Sharpe is taken out by Chono and Muta. TAKA is taking on Spike, and it's a fair fight, but TAKA takes him out. TAKA alligns himself with Chono and Muta in what can only be considered a foregone conclusion to a truce.

We're now down to Masahiro Chono, The Great Muta, TAKA Michinoku, Stan Hansen, and Shane Douglas for the last three spots in the Championship Title Run! Stan Hansen looks up from his beating of Shane Douglas and sees some of his overseas adversaries in Muta and Chono. And they have another in Michinoku to help them out. Hansen puts up his dukes! TAKA comes out after him and tussles with Hansen, only to be saved by Muta and Chono when he gets his ass whipped by the unruly vet from Knox City, Texas!

Douglas, laying in the corner, looks on as Hansen fends off all three Japanese workers, only to be over powered and knocked down. Douglas rises and trips up Chono as Chono is running towards Hansen. Chono flips over the ropes and is eliminated. As TAKA looks to see what happens, he is eliminated by Hansen, making the final three of this Battle Royal Stan Hansen, The Great Muta and Shane Douglas! Muta leaves as Hansen goes back to whipping the shit out of Douglas until Scott Steiner and Johnny Smith make the save!


Time: 20:21
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JJ Dillon comes out from behind the curtain.

JJD: The three Triple Threat Matches for the Championship Title Run will consist of these matchups at the next PPV!


Shane Douglas vs. Stan Hansen vs. The Great Muta
Mike Awesome vs. Sabu vs. RVD
Jimmy Rave vs. Super Crazy vs. Elijah Burke


JJD: But now, we have one more piece of business to attend to. Every promotion has a secondary title, and the CWF is no different! I want to call out a few guys right now. Will X-Pac and PN News please come out here?

(X-Pac and PN News arrive to the ring from the back to their theme music)

JJD: Well now, X-Pac........PN News. How you guys doing? That's good. Dixie and I decided we want to have a secondary title here at the Creepy Wrestling Federation. so we decided why not do it now, at the end of our first show? It's simple, really. We're going to have an impromptu little tourney consisting of 8 guys that didn't get to to advance in the Championship Title Run. 8 guys that I think will actually be worthy of the Creepy Intercontinental Title! There's just one thing, we decided on 7 of the guys, but just can't seem to agree on the eighth and final spot. She thinks that you should be that eighth best of the losers, X-Pac, but I think PN News is loads better than you.

X-Pac: Really? PN News? What on earth are you smoking, JJ!?!?!

JJD: Mr. Dillon to you, Pac. Anyways, you have another play in match, Pac. Ring the bell! Get out here, Curtis!



Mark Curtis enters the ring and the action is on! X-Pac pretty much dominates the match, but PN News makes a late match comeback! End sees X-Pac put the X-Factor on News for the three!

Time: 4:39
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JJ Dillon from the ramp: Alright, X-Pac, you've proved yourself. The last match tonight will pit you against just one guy. The winner of your match will get the opportunity to face the next guy that we've determined is worthy of this tournament and then the winner of that match will face the next guy and so forth. Basically, we're having ourselves an 8 man gauntlet match for the Intercontinental Title! And the first match of that mini-tourney is happening right now!



Your opponent is............................


The Ugundan Giant, Kamala!


(Kamala enters the ring)

Total squash match with Kamala winning at the 4:25 mark due to a top rope splash!

Time: 4:25
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The next entrant is Crash Holly, Kamala's tag team partner! Total squash again for Kamala as Crash takes on Kamala head on, but Kamala is too much for the smallest Holly. A two-handed choke slam finishes it!

Time: 3:20
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The next man to enter the ring is Masahiro Chono! Back and forth match between the two sees Chono gain an advantage until Muta comes out and sprays green mist into the eyes of Kamala behind the back of a distracted Mark Curtis. Chono rolls up the big man for the pin!

Time: 5:10
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Out comes Kenny Dykstra, but the twosome of Muta, who is still stalking the ring at this point, and Chono are way too much. Dykstra goes down from the application of an Octopus Stretch!

Time: 4:39
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As Colonel DeBeers music plays, no comes out from the back. Camera operators see that Col. DeBeers has been laid out backstage and out comes Stan Hansen! Hansen takes off after Muta and the two brawl into and out of the crowd, bloodying each other up! As Chono is distracted, his next opponent comes into the ring and clobbers him from behind with a lead pipe and all behind the back of Mark Curtis before the bell rings! It's Scott Steiner! This one's over before it even starts!

Time: 0:05
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As Chono is helped out of the ring, the last entrant enters the ring; it's the friend of Muta and Chono, TAKA Michinoku! TAKA preforms some flippy manuavers and overwhelms Steiner for a bit, but Steiner eventually powers through him and applies the Steiner Recliner for the win.

Time: 7:45
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Chono comes back to the ring to quarrel with Steiner, but Steiner has back up in Shane Douglas and the newly formed team of Scott Norton and Johnny Smith! TAKA Michinoku and The Great Muta come to the aid of Masahiro Chono and are joined by The Orient CrazyHorse! Stan Hansen also arrives at the ramp after brawling and chasing Muta throughout the last match! Everyone looks extremely pissed as we fade out!




Don't forget to vote for the CWF! And remember, the next PPV will be posted when the CWF advances to the next round, including interviews with Stan Hansen, Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner, the newly formed Asian Stable and RVD, Rob Van Dam!

The matches will be:

The second round of the Tag Team Tournament featuring the matchups of:

Mike Awesome and Scott Steiner vs. Buddy Roberts and Mike Knox
Sabu and Super Crazy vs. Jimmy Rave and TAKA Michinoku
RVD and Sick Boy vs. Shane Douglas and Masahiro Chono
Scott Norton and Elijah Burke vrs. The Great Muta and Kenny Dykstra


First Blood match between Boris Zhukov and Colonel DeBeers

Masahiro Chono vs. Scott Steiner for the CWF Intercontinental Title!

The Triple Threat Matches of the Second Round of the Championship Title Run!:
Shane Douglas vs. Stan Hansen vs. The Great Muta
Mike Awesome vs. Sabu vs. RVD
Jimmy Rave vs. Super Crazy vs. Elijah Burke

And much more! Don't miss out...............AND VOTE!!!!!

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I think the team of Crash Holly and Kamala may be one of my favorite ever.