[Sportsguy]

Let's see if I can do this right this time.

1. What is your full name?
2. Where are you from?
3. How'd you find Puns/OO?
4. Besides Pun's and OO,what other sites do you have bookmarked?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What's been your favorite stickfig animation so far?

When can we expect your next masterpiece?

Staples:
Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?
The 5 PPVs you wish you could have seen live?

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[punk/core]

Who's your favorite SPL team?

[Batman]

What are your favorite comic books right now? Ever?

[Byrntrigan]

Has Stu been notified?

[Stu]

No I wasn't.
What is your full name?
Stuart William Little

Where are you from?
Glasgow, Scotland

How'd you find Puns/OO?
OO was referenced in a wrestlecrap mailbag, with a link to Ricks article about the funny way Micahel Cole describes how things happen ("Across the ring, Cena was thrown by the Undertaker", instead of "Cena was thrown across the ring by the Undertaker". Puns was pimped to me via PM, but I only came here when OO forums were down.

Besides Pun's and OO,what other sites do you have bookmarked?
Lots. An E-Fed called DOAW, the forum for a SF mag I subscribe to, zeropunctuation and various webcomics to name some.


Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
I like "boobs". Pretty inoffensive and fun sounding.

Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
As long as they're not non-existant or ridiculously ginormous.

On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
Proportional to the size of the boob or smaller. No Salinas type ones.

Do you like game shows?
If there's nothing else on. But I prefer comedy panel quiz shows, which we have a lot of in the UK.

What is your favorite?
A UK word and numbers one called Countdown, if you don't allow the comedy quiz ones with celebrity contestants

What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
Solly. The Price Is Right. Who else would know more about how much something would cost?

What game show would you host?
QI

What other sports do you like?
Not really into sports, but ones I do remember liking from school were basketball and badmington.

Do you participate in any sports?
Nope.

What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
Situational. As long as they're minimal and fairly discreet, they can be cool/attractive.

Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
Nope

What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
Possibly the Stunner

Do you have any siblings?
A younger sister.

Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
Mock did it, but not carried through, because it requires their participation. I have chokeslammed and Rock Bottomed her though (she's fine)

What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
I hit a mentally disabled boy in the head with a snooker cue. Though in my defence, I was too young to really realise that he was...and he kinda deserved it.

Favorite video game.
GTA: San Andreas

Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Virtua Cop 2.

Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
"Wellity, Wellity, Wellity...", and no.

Do you watch cartoons?
Yes

What's your favorite cartoon?
The Simpsons

What's been your favorite stickfig animation so far?
"Moose vs. Comics"

When can we expect your next masterpiece?
When inspiration comes

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?
DVDs
Pulp Fiction
The Dark Knight
Serenity
Hot Fuzz
The Shawshank Redemption
Anchorman
Tropic Thunder
The Godfather
Hard Boiled
The Good The Bad And The Ugly

CDs:
(struggling a bit with this, since I don't buy a lot of music)
Franz Ferdinand-Franz Ferdinand
Ash-Meltdown
Feeder-Comfort In Sound
The Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
Tenacious D's album
Mark Ronson-Version
Robbie Williams- Sing When You're Winning (fuck you, I like it)
Green Day-International Superhits
Travis- Singles
Elbow- The Seldom Seen Kid (pretty much just for this song)


The 5 PPVs you wish you could have seen live?
Wrestlemania 17
Wrestlemania 20, with my memory erased of the future
Summerslam 2000
Summerslam 2002 for Shawn's triumphant comeback
The first One Night Stand

Who's your favorite SPL team?
Don't support any. Though I used to just be behind Glasgow Rangers by default

What are your favorite comic books right now? Ever?
Right now? Really liking the Batbooks, Iron Fist, Green Lantern, and Captain Britain, Fables and MI:13. Ever? Preacher probably.

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

[Stu]

If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
If I didn't have to kill the human being, I'd eat them.

If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
Uh...grilled? I don't drink alcohol with meals.

Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
Nope

What's your stance on the death penalty?
I agree with the principle that some crimes are deserving of it, but I don't think it should be law under an imperfect legal system.

Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
I may have accidentally (but knowing it was a possibility) dislocated someone's shoulder with an armbar during Karate.

As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
No.

Ever had a threesome?

Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?

Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

No to all of that

[punk/core]

How is Infamous?

You like Fallout 3? I love that game. Which quest so far has been your favorite? What level are you?

[OpTard]

why don't you realize final crisis is garbage?

[Stu]

How is Infamous?
Really good. When you start getting more powers if picks up a lot and the climbing gameplay is great. Maybe gets a bit repetitive towards the end, but still overall I recommend it. I'm replaying it as an evil guy now.

You like Fallout 3? I love that game. Which quest so far has been your favorite? What level are you?
The American Dream. I think around level 14-17.

why don't you realize final crisis is garbage?
I'm Grant Morrison's illegitimite son, and have an understanding of his material few people posess.

[Byrntrigan]

So what type of Karate do you study?

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

[Stu]

So what type of Karate do you study?
In university it was a version of Shotokan with bits of (kick)boxing and judo added.

Have you ever gotten into a fight?
A few times in school

Who won?
Nobody, they tended to get pulled apart.

Did you cry afterwards?
Don't remember

Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
Just the Karate at university

If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
Whoever it was who wanted to rename Scotland as "Northern England"

Why?
They wanted to rename Scotland as "Northern England"!!

[BFG]

Please explain "Final Crisis" and why it didn't suck.

[Stu]

Please explain "Final Crisis" and why it didn't suck.

No. I've really been pretty reasonable about all this, you know. I've not told anyone they "just didn't get it" or insulted them over it. I've freely admitted it's not for everyone, but I am one of the people who liked it. I'm not the only person who thinks it's not that hard to follow, but whatever. I shouldn't have to bear the brunt of others' disappointment.

[Byrntrigan]

So being the main person who has instructed me in my Scottis heritage, do you find it honorable / flattering that in kenpo, I use headbutts in many of my variations?

I also use the word malky quite a bit, but the last time I did here you said I used it wrong. Malky is the process of giving a headbutt yes, as in "That bloke is a git, and spilled my pint, so I malkied his ass"

[Stu]

So being the main person who has instructed me in my Scottis heritage, do you find it honorable / flattering that in kenpo, I use headbutts in many of my variations?
Yes. The headbutt is honourable, because in using it, the attacker hurts themself, giving the opponent more of a chance.

I also use the word malky quite a bit, but the last time I did here you said I used it wrong. Malky is the process of giving a headbutt yes, as in "That bloke is a git, and spilled my pint, so I malkied his ass"
No, no, no. Malky isn't a verb. It's a noun. You would "give someone the malky", and it's not limited to headbutts. It can mean just fucking someone up in general.
Also, for maximum effectiveness (and strategic confusion if you're addressing the would be victim), you should use it with a heavy glaswegian dialect and accent.
So
"That ruffian yonder has been looking at my girlfriend in a most unseemly manner. Watch, as I go see to him in a manner most vicious."
becomes
"That bawbag o'er there's been eyein' up mah bird somethin' feirce. Ah'm gonnae go gie him the malky."
Some other handy phrases
Instead of "Just bring it", try "'mon then!" ("'mon" should be pronounced like "moan")
"Get lost"->"Go chase yerself!"
"Would you mind giving me a hand?"->"Gonnae gies a haun?"
"Someone with particularly low standards of hygiene, possibly a transient"->"Jake/Jakie"
"Woman of ill-repute, renowned for promiscuity"->"Ride"
"your mom"->"yer maw"
"Boobs/fools"->"Diddies"
"Give it a rest" ->"Gie it a bye"

[Byrntrigan]

Cool. I learned something new today.

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

Do you have any kids / were you ever married?

[Stu]

What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far? Why?
Graduating University, because not a lot of my family have even gone.

Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
Not making more of my time there.

Would you change your action looking back?
Maybe.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I'm saving myself for Courtney

Any funny story associated with it?
I'll let you know!

Do you have any kids / were you ever married?
No

[Sportsguy]

What movie character would you most like to be and why?
What movie character would you most like to sleep with and why?
The exact opposite of Dev's standard question, what 10 DVD's would you LEAST like to be stuck with on a desert island?

[Byrntrigan]

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?



43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Yella. What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

[Stu]

What movie character would you most like to be and why?
Han Solo, cos he's the coolest character in the whole series, including the Jedi. Plus, Leia.

What movie character would you most like to sleep with and why?
Mystique from the X-Men films. Hot enough by default, plus shapeshifting powers.

The exact opposite of Dev's standard question, what 10 DVD's would you LEAST like to be stuck with on a desert island?
Meet The Spartans
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Mamma Mia
Ang Lee's Hulk (except to cure insomnia)
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
White Chicks
Batman and Robin
Street Fighter
Rush Hour 3

[Stu]

What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A?
TBH, After the first few I didn't read a lot of them. Not that I don't want to, but fuck, they go on for a dozen pages sometimes! I also have a terrible memory for this stuff and remember who everything goes with, especially with all the name changing that goes on this place and the threads I really don't follow. But probably that someone (Byrne, I think?) needed to use crutches.

Favorite swear word?
Shite

I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
A phoenix on my shoulder.

Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
Sometimes.

Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
Yes. I do sorta try to get others not to, or to lump all of one type of person together.

What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
Salt on chips, sausages, chicken. I've also recently come to like Lemon Herb on my chicken.

Do you cook?
Not extensively

If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
Square Sausages

Do you like sushi?
Never tried it

Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
My English friends think it's pretty weird to eat square sausages.

What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?
Square Sausages! They're a scottish delicacy.

What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
Just the ones that usually were. Maybe some specifically about Scotland and my name. Been sorta dreading it actually, since I've probably had the most uneventfull life of everyone here.

What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
Funniest was leaving a club in London, and one of my friends was worried that a bouncer he got sent away earlier would be outside waiting to attack us, and he was telling us in a deadly serious, drunken manner "If he comes, then you RUN. Just RUN! Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself and find my way back to the hotel. You RUN! Where I come from you don't get your friends into trouble, so I'm not going to get you into it either", and common sense would dictate that the other bouncers would handle this in the unlikely event it would happen, but he wouldn't hear it. He was convinced he'd have to fend for himself in a life or death struggle. Of course, it didn't happen, but we somehow got seperated from him anyway, though he did manage to find us again like he said...and fall asleep sitting up in a chair at the hotel.
I can't really think of anything that would rank as "scariest".

If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
There is no death penalty for treason in Britain anymore, so that's a paradox. I'd probably like to be killed by being dropped from a great height, just to experience the fall followed by a quick, near painless death.

What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?
I dunno about you, but that whole American thing of changing "ise" to "ize", presumably to have more uses for Z in scrabble. And saying "I could care less". NO! IT'S "COULDN'T care less!" the whole point is that you're expressing how little you care. If you COULD care less, then that means you actually care to some degree!
Also "that'll teach you to..." No! It's "that'll teach you NOT to", because the lesson is meant to discourage the repetition of the actions being referred to!

What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Almost done? Doesn't this usually last a week? Eh, it's not been as bad as I expected.

What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
Who would you get to play you in the movie of your life, and why? In fact, someone should ask ask me that. In fact, I'll take it that I have. James McAvoy. Cos he's ordinary enough and from Glasgow.

What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?
Assuming you are the crutches guy, that. If not, uh sorry. 18 PAGES!

I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
I'd just take you to a good cafe/restaurant that does fish and Chips. There's a nice place called Val D'oros for that in the city center.

What are we gonna do?
I'll show you around. You can go see the oldest house in Glasgow, right near St. Mungo's Cathedral. Then off to the Kelvin Transport Museum, which is across from the Kelvin Art Gallery and Museum. Then catch at movie at the Tallest Cinema In The World!

[Byrntrigan]

Sorry Stuart, I'm the heavily tattooed and pierced fellow. The crutches guy is bd.

So, how pissed were you when that stupid kids movie with the talking mouse came out? How much shit have you gotten because of it?

Also, since no one has asked outright, how old are you?

What's you degree in?