Psychofish Wrestling, Inc.
Jul 3, 2009 14:38:51 GMT -5
Post by The Canadian Content on Jul 3, 2009 14:38:51 GMT -5
On behalf of co-owners Donald Trump (with his personal assistants Jackie Gayda and Stacy Carter) and Linda McMahon (accompanied by bodyguard Bull Buchanan), Psychofish Wrestling, Inc. (PWI) presents:
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This spectacular night of entertainment will begin with music legends Aretha Franklin and Ray Charles performing The Star-Spangled Banner and O Canada.
The wrestling action will then commence with the first round of PWI’s highly anticipated 16-man Intercontinental Championship tournament. This tournament will determine who will hold the Intercontinental title, which was recently vacated by Randy Orton, who claimed it to be beneath him. The randomized seeding results for the tournament are as follows:
(1) Ricky Steamboat vs. (16) Nathan Jones
(2) Tito Santana vs. (15) Savio Vega
(3) Don “the Rock” Muraco (with the Grand Wizard) vs. (14) Sim Snuka
(4) George “the Animal” Steele vs. (13) Viscera (with Ranjin Singh)
(5) The Great Khali (with Ranjin Singh) vs. (12) Marty Jannetty
(6) The Barbarian (with Ranjin Singh) vs. (11) Lance Cade
(7) Hercules Hernandez vs. (10) Pat Patterson
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Nikolai Volkoff vs. (9) Dino Bravo (with Frenchy Martin)
This tournament will continue uninterrupted until we have a new Intercontinental Champion.
Following this epic tournament, the PWI ring will need to be reinforced and set up for the next event, which has never been seen before in wrestling history, and which will determine who will face Jesse “the Body” Ventura (with the Grand Wizard) for his PWI World Heavyweight Championship this very night. While the ring is being prepared, Mr. Trump and Ms. McMahon have arranged another incredible musical appearance for PWI’s fans. Performing live together for the first time, PWI is proud to present…
Ice-T and DJ Rev. Run!
Immediately following this musical event, an unprecedented match that is sure to thrill PWI’s fans…
A Six-man Elimination Chamber Inferno Match! Not only will the ring be surrounded by fire, as in an Inferno Match, and not only will regular Elimination Chamber rules apply, but as each man is released from his pod, that pod will be set on fire as well!
The six participants in this incredible match are as follows:
The Big Show
Randy Orton
Kane (with Paul Bearer)
The Junkyard Dog
Bam Bam Bigelow
Matt Morgan
As mentioned, the winner of this match will go on to face Jesse “the Body” Ventura for his PWI World Heavyweight Championship. Of course, the ring will have to be returned to its original form after the Elimination Chamber Inferno Match, so while the teardown goes on, Mr. Trump and Ms. McMahon have arranged for yet another concert event…
DJ Rev. Run returns, accompanied this time by Kid Rock!
And finally, our main event, Jesse “the Body” Ventura vs. the winner of the Elimination Chamber Inferno Match!
As always, referee Mike Chioda will try to maintain order throughout the night, and announcers “Mean” Gene Okerlund and Christopher Nowinski will call the action!
Be sure to join us for a night you’ll never forget, PWI’s
LORDS OF THE RING[/I][/size]
LORDS OF THE RING[/I][/size]
This spectacular night of entertainment will begin with music legends Aretha Franklin and Ray Charles performing The Star-Spangled Banner and O Canada.
The wrestling action will then commence with the first round of PWI’s highly anticipated 16-man Intercontinental Championship tournament. This tournament will determine who will hold the Intercontinental title, which was recently vacated by Randy Orton, who claimed it to be beneath him. The randomized seeding results for the tournament are as follows:
(1) Ricky Steamboat vs. (16) Nathan Jones
(2) Tito Santana vs. (15) Savio Vega
(3) Don “the Rock” Muraco (with the Grand Wizard) vs. (14) Sim Snuka
(4) George “the Animal” Steele vs. (13) Viscera (with Ranjin Singh)
(5) The Great Khali (with Ranjin Singh) vs. (12) Marty Jannetty
(6) The Barbarian (with Ranjin Singh) vs. (11) Lance Cade
(7) Hercules Hernandez vs. (10) Pat Patterson
(
Nikolai Volkoff vs. (9) Dino Bravo (with Frenchy Martin)This tournament will continue uninterrupted until we have a new Intercontinental Champion.
Following this epic tournament, the PWI ring will need to be reinforced and set up for the next event, which has never been seen before in wrestling history, and which will determine who will face Jesse “the Body” Ventura (with the Grand Wizard) for his PWI World Heavyweight Championship this very night. While the ring is being prepared, Mr. Trump and Ms. McMahon have arranged another incredible musical appearance for PWI’s fans. Performing live together for the first time, PWI is proud to present…
Ice-T and DJ Rev. Run!
Immediately following this musical event, an unprecedented match that is sure to thrill PWI’s fans…
A Six-man Elimination Chamber Inferno Match! Not only will the ring be surrounded by fire, as in an Inferno Match, and not only will regular Elimination Chamber rules apply, but as each man is released from his pod, that pod will be set on fire as well!
The six participants in this incredible match are as follows:
The Big Show
Randy Orton
Kane (with Paul Bearer)
The Junkyard Dog
Bam Bam Bigelow
Matt Morgan
As mentioned, the winner of this match will go on to face Jesse “the Body” Ventura for his PWI World Heavyweight Championship. Of course, the ring will have to be returned to its original form after the Elimination Chamber Inferno Match, so while the teardown goes on, Mr. Trump and Ms. McMahon have arranged for yet another concert event…
DJ Rev. Run returns, accompanied this time by Kid Rock!
And finally, our main event, Jesse “the Body” Ventura vs. the winner of the Elimination Chamber Inferno Match!
As always, referee Mike Chioda will try to maintain order throughout the night, and announcers “Mean” Gene Okerlund and Christopher Nowinski will call the action!
Be sure to join us for a night you’ll never forget, PWI’s
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