[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jooish Extreme Wrestling is proud to present: LETTING IT GO IN TOKYO

JEW Tag Team Title Tables Match
Demolition vs. The Dudley Boyz

The Bushwhackers vs. The Highlanders vs. Outback Jack & Skinner

Scaffold Match
One Man Gang vs. Earthquake vs. Uncle Elmer

Fatal Four-Way (Winner Gets To Date Jenny McCarthy and Assume GM Duties for the Retiring Jack Tunney)
William “The Refrigerator” Perry vs. Pete Rose vs. Harvey Whippleman vs. Jamison

The Nasty Boys vs. The Dream Team vs. Rhyno & Balls Mahoney

JEW Women’s Title Match
The Fabulous Moolah vs. Wendi Richter w/ Cyndi Lauper

The Brother Love Show featuring guests Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, and Mike Tyson

JEW World Heavyweight Title Match
HHH vs. John Cena vs. Booker T

Ironman Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

Announcers: Lord Alfred Hayes & “Adorable” Adrian Adonis

Referee: Tim White

[Mikey]

Jul 5, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Jooish Extreme Wrestling is proud to present: LETTING IT GO IN TOKYO


Scaffold Match
One Man Gang vs. Earthquake vs. Uncle Elmer


The Brother Love Show featuring guests Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, and Mike Tyson

Awesome. Awesome. And awesome.

[Byrntrigan]

That better be one god damned good union certified carpenter that makes those scaffolds.

J-E-W! J-E-W!

Will it be "So exciting that you paid for the whole seat, but only use the EDGE?"

or ...

Admission is 1 penny.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jul 5, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Scaffold Match
One Man Gang vs. Earthquake vs. Uncle Elmer

This better go on last...because the building is coming down when someone wins.

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 5, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

The Nasty Boys vs. The Dream Team vs. Rhyno & Balls Mahoney

Rhyno Balls FTW~!

[Matte]

Jul 5, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Scaffold Match
One Man Gang vs. Earthquake vs. Uncle Elmer

JEW Women’s Title Match
The Fabulous Moolah vs. Wendi Richter w/ Cyndi Lauper

I never saw either of them wrestle in their prime, but I know this is like an epic women's match.

JEW World Heavyweight Title Match
HHH vs. John Cena vs. Booker T

Not as interested in this, but at least the addition of Booker makes it that much better.

Ironman Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

Yes.

[DevSop]

Seriously, the tag title match and the main event will probably be enough to sway me. Assuming it's the best possible scenario situation even Cena/HHH/Booker could be a really fucking outstanding match. In the universe where they really exist, it would suck. But in thise ideal environment...I think I'd really enjoy that match. And while Angle/Benoit has been done and done to death (not literally) it's a guaranteed great match.

Other than those 3 matches though, I'm napping through the rest of the card. My lord, that Bush/High/Aussie match makes me wanna poke my eyes out with a hot poker. And the scaffold match, even if a trainwreck...I'd rather watch a continuous loop of Adam Wainwright curveballs to Beltran.

[Batman]

[quote author=fsolomon75 board=pwa thread=4596 post=144927 time=1246815059JEW World Heavyweight Title Match
HHH vs. John Cena vs. Booker T

Ironman Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

[/quote]

OK, how in HELL do you have all 5 of these?

[Eric O'Mac]

AA made the dumb Chris Benoit trade of the year.

[Batman]

Didn't Demko do that last year?

OMG, Benoit Curse!

[creepy]

Looks like we can add another notch in Solly's bedpost. Killer card, son.

[Demko]

Jul 6, 2009 13:42:45 GMT -5 Batman said:

Didn't Demko do that last year?

OMG, Benoit Curse!

I am the Innovator of Stupid Draft Moves! Always remember that I was the first to draft Shane in Round 1. And I was the first to trade off Benoit for a kickass idea!

I am where it all began. :-P

[Road Warrior Shark]

The scaffold match can't happen. It'll collapse once they all get up there!

[BC]

If HHH or Booker T somehow critically injure and end Cena's career, I may vote for you Solls.

I love the Richter/Moolah matchup. Richter got a Montreal Screwjob way before Bret ever did.

What did Jenny McCarthy do to deserve that stipulation?

[Sportsguy]

Demolition/Duds and Angle/Benoit are more than enough to get me to watch, and the scaffold match, if you don't book a screwjob ending, is the most intriguing trainwreck ever.