[Ultimatejobber]

UJ: Hello wrestling fans and welcome and welcome to SCW, a company dedicated to those the WWE/F never trusted with a World Title run. After a long grueling draft I am proud to announce the first ever commissioner for SCW. A man of the highest moral standing. He will be taking over day to day operations of the company while I am away spending quality time with Dashbee's mother. Ladies and Gentleman please welcome the first ever SCW Commissioner Classy Freddie Blassie!

FB: Thanks for nothing, wimp. First order of business is crowning the first ever SCW champion. I'm gonna take sixteen of the meanest guys in SCW and put them in a tournament over the first few shows. Each first round match will be a four corner survival match. Two men in the ring at once, the other two can tag in at any time. The first man to score a pinfall advances to the next round. The pencil neck geek who takes the pinfall is out. The two bums not involved in the finish will meet at the next show for the right to move forward.

The Sixteen men in the tournament are: Ted Dibiase, MVP, Christopher Daniels, Ron Simmons, Ken Patera, Big John Studd, Rick Martel, Walter "Killer" Kowalski, Harley Race, Jeff Jarrett, Steve Corino, Sting, King Kong Bundy, Mike Rotunodo, Carlos Colon, and Charlie Haas.

The match ups will be announced later after a random drawing.

Enter Ted Dibiase flanked by Bundy, Studd, and Rotundo

Dibiase: hahahaha! Blassie, a word please...the camera fades out

Stay tuned for the card later tonight.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Your four-way format is intriguing, but I still have a hard time with Race, Kowalski, Martel & Jarrett being 'held back' I realize your premis is By Vince.. but still a World Champ is a World Champ

[Ultimatejobber]

Jul 6, 2009 19:20:43 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

Your four-way format is intriguing, but I still have a hard time with Race, Kowalski, Martel & Jarrett being 'held back' I realize your premis is By Vince.. but still a World Champ is a World Champ

Your statement actually makes my point. Here are these great world champions. Men who made their way before coming to the E, and when they get to work for the biggest company in the land, they don't get a real shot at/with the title?

Look back at my post regarding Race in the draft, Vince turned a multi-time NWA champion and dressed him up like a clown and feuded him with Junkyard Dog and Haku. To me its insulting to his legacy. Yes, most people remember Race for his NWA glory, but I am specifically looking at his run with the WWF/E.

I feel that for the most part I held to my theme with a few stretches (thanks, Lucky).

[DevSop]

The one criticism I have of the 16 guys is that I truly do believe one of them will be a WWE World Champ some day.

[Ultimatejobber]

Freddie Blassie takes the stage with Dave Hebner. In the middle of the stage is the ever-popular bingo roll cage. The 16 wrestlers announced in earlier in the day are standing in the ring

FB: Hello ladies and losers, its time to draw the matches for the opening round of the SCW championship tournament. One of you worthless mugs is gonna be SCW's first world champ. This pencil-neck geek (shoves Hebner to the cage) is gonna draw the names. Now get to it!

Hebner turns the cage, draws four balls, and hands them to Blassie. Blassie doesn't even look at them.

FB: The first match is Ted Dibiase v. Mike Rotundo v. Big John Studd v. Ken Patera.

Dibiase smiles and starts rubbing his hands together. The rest of the wrestlers start to grumble and Patera starts to move on Dibiase, but Studd, Bundy and Rotundo surround him and Dibiase moves to a corner protected.

FB: Pipe down you idiots. This drawing is completely random and has not been funded, er influenced in any way! Wimp, draw me the next four names!

The next match is: Harley Race v. Steve Corino v. Ron Simmons v. Killer Kowalski Next!

Sting v. Charlie Haas v. King Kong Bundy v. Carlos Colon

Which means the final match is
MVP v. Christopher Daniels v. Jeff Jarrett v. Rick Martel

Remember, the first no-neck to score a pinfall advances to the second round. The two wimps not involved in the pinfall of their match will face each other on the next show for the right to advance to the second round.

Dashbee comes running on stage looking panicked

DB: Blassie! We got some problems! The Strongbows came to me all pissed. Apparently, Sam Houston and Outlaw Ron Bass offered them beads for their Head Dresses, but stole them before paying. Also Fuji, Saito, and Tanaka were tossing salt, blessing the locker room and "accidentally" threw salt in Rocky Johnson's face. When word got back to Tony Atlas and Butch Reed, well lets say the locker room needs redecorating. Finally Severn and Albright are putting the rest of the locker room to sleep with their promos. Something needs...

FB: Shut up! You know what? I'll fix this when I announce the rest of SCW's card later tonight.

[Ultimatejobber]

Jul 7, 2009 0:51:49 GMT -5 DevSop said:

The one criticism I have of the 16 guys is that I truly do believe one of them will be a WWE World Champ some day.

Yeah, but he counted when I drafted him. If that changes, not really my fault, and I did want some guys that were currently wrestling to be on the roster.

[Ultimatejobber]

From the desk of Classy Feddie Blassie:

SCW presents Breakthrough live from The Mullins Center in Amherst, MA

Announce Team:

Vince McMahon and Dashbee

Cowboys v. Indians

Jay and Jules Strongbow vs. Outlaw Ron Bass and Sam Houston

Special Challenge Match #1

"The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant w/ Johnny Valiant v. The Batman

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #1

Harley Race v. Steve Corino v. Ron Simmons v. Killer Kowalski

The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men

Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #2

Ted Dibiase v. Big John Studd v. Mike Rotundo v. Ken Patera

Special Challenge Match #2

The Crippler Ray Stevens v. Dave Taylor

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #3

Sting v. Charlie Haas v. King Kong Bundy v. Carlos Colon

Personality on a Pole Match

Dan "The Beast" Severn v. Brent Albright

Special Segment

Vince McMahon and Dashbee join Jobber's Kiss My Ass Club w/ special enforceres Billy Jack Haynes and High Chief Peter Maivia

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #4

MVP v. Jeff Jarrett v. Christopher Daniels v. Rick Martel

[Road Warrior Shark]

Jul 7, 2009 1:31:01 GMT -5 Ultimatejobber said:

Cowboys v. Indians

Jay and Jules Strongbow vs. Outlaw Ron Bass and Sam Houston

For some reason I LOVE this match

[Mr. Dashbee]

Results per Jobber via cell phone (while he's stranded in Atlanta with a cancelled flight)...

Cowboys v. Indians
Jay and Jules Strongbow vs. Outlaw Ron Bass and Sam Houston

Before the match starts, we see footage of Bass & Houston stealing the Indians’ headdresses. Dashbee and Vince discuss that The Strongbows actually own the ring being used for tonight’s event. Excellent old school tag team contest. Finish comes when The Cowboys double team Jules, causing a frustrated Jay to run in, garnering the referee’s attention. Behind the referee’s back, Houston nails Jules with one of the wooden toy horses the Cowboys “rode” to the ring, leading to Bass getting the fall on Jules.

Winners in 12:41 – Outlaw Ron Bas & Sam Houston

The Strongbows unsuccessfully plead their case to the referee after the match. In doing so, they don’t see Bass & Houston stealing their tomahawks!

Special Challenge Match #1
"The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant w/ Johnny Valiant v. The Batman

Valiant does his usual shtick in the ring, much to the fans’ delight. Johnny Valiant parades around the outside, but isn’t really needed. The Batman gets in some offense, but it’s mostly the Boogie Woogie Man’s night, and he finishes The Batman off with a swinging neck breaker.

Winner in 5:12 – “The Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant

Before the next match, we see Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy leaving a lockerroom, very happy. The camera then looks into the lockerroom to see Carlos Colon & Charlie Haas, each stoic as they prepare for their match later tonight.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #1
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.
Harley Race v. Steve Corino v. Ron Simmons v. Killer Kowalski

Very hard hitting match that takes its toll on all 4 competitors. Corino wrestles the “smartest” match, picking & choosing his spots while the other three take the biggest beating. All four men are battling in the ring at the end, with Race sending Corino to the outside as Kowalski sends Simmons out. Kowalski attempts a belly-to-back suplex on Race, who escapes, kicks Kowalski in the stomach (possibly lower) and finishes him off with a pile-driver. As soon as the move hits, Corino rushes in the ring, pushes Race out and steals the pin on Kowalski!

Winner in 13:23 – Steve Corino

Corino bolts after the match, heading down the aisle as Race stares a hole right through the “King of Old School.”

As a result, Corino will move straight into Card #3’s Quarterfinal round. Kowalski is eliminated from the tournament. Race will face Simmons on Card #2, and the winner will wrestle Corino in the Quarterfinal round.

The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men
Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

Before the match, we see highlights of the Asian Invasion attempting to bless the lockerroom, and throwing salt into Rocky Johnson’s eyes. Another outstanding tag team contest filled with hard hitting action. Tanaka tries to interfere early in the match, but is thwarted by Reed. The end comes when Tanaka’s interference is finally successful, throwing salt into the eyes of Tony Atlas, leading to a Fuji pin.

Winners in 11:56 – Fuji & Saito

Reed and Tanaka brawl after the match, before security breaks things up.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #2
Ted Dibiase v. Big John Studd v. Mike Rotundo v. Ken Patera
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

Dashbee and Vince are quick to point out that Studd & Rotundo are both aligned with DiBiase. Their relationship is apparent in the match, as both Studd & Rotundo take turns with Patera, never allowing the Olympic strong man to break free. Patera puts up a fight, but is outnumbered and no match for Rotundo and Studd. Rotundo throws Patera into a big boot from Studd. DiBiase is then tagged in for the first time in the match, making the cover and capturing the fall.

Winner in 7:27 – Ted DiBiase

As a result, DiBiase advances into the Quarterfinal match on Card #3. Patera is eliminated from the tournament. Studd will face Rotundo on Card #2, and the winner will advance to face DiBiase in the Quarterfinal round.

Special Challenge Match #2
Ray “The Crippler” Stevens v. Dave Taylor

Both men exchange a handshake before the match, and both seem to have an understanding that they are about to beat the living shit out of each other. And that’s exactly what they do, trading everything from punches to suplexes, chops to kicks. The end comes after over 10 minutes of stiff action when each man takes turns bounding off the ropes to connect with a forearm to the others’ head. After a few shots, they start hitting the move simultaneously, until they finally cross in the center of the ring, gain extra momentum, and connect with shots that seem to knock each other out. Both men are down, and the referee administers the ten count. Each man makes it to the ropes, but neither is able to even get to a knee before the referee reaches ten.

Winner in 10:37 – Draw due to double knockout

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #3
Sting v. Charlie Haas v. King Kong Bundy v. Carlos Colon
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

It’s Colon and Haas to start! They lock-up, and put on a chain wrestling clinic for the fans in The Mullins Center. After a third stalemate, Colon tags in Bundy, and the big man immediately takes advantage of his size, pounding down on Haas with forearms. Bundy backs Haas into a corner, heads to the opposite of the ring and knocks Colon off of the apron to the floor. Bundy charges in for an avalanche but Haas moves out of the way at the last second! Bundy nearly stops the move, but the small impact is enough for Sting to reach over and tag himself in. Haas steps up to Sting, offering his hand, saying he respects The Stinger and is honored to wrestle him. Sting is reluctant, but finally extends his hand back, and they shake to a round of applause from the fans. As soon as the applause die down Haas hits Sting with a Step-up Enzigiuri! Sting drops in a heap, and Charlie locks in the Haas of Pain! The referee checks on Sting, who is out cold! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell.

Winner in 3:19 – Charlie Haas

After the match, the cameras catch DiBiase up on the stage smiling at Haas’s work. Haas looks to the stage, and DiBiase makes the money gesture with his hands. Bundy enters the ring, shakes hands with Haas and raises his hand in victory. On his way up the aisle, Haas pulls out a steel plate from his boot, proving that Sting got knocked out by a loaded Enzigiuri!

As a result, Haas advances to the Quarterfinal match on Card #3. Sting is shockingly eliminated from the tournament. Bundy will wrestle Colon on Card #2, and the winner advances to face Haas in the Quarterfinals.

Personality on a Pole Match
First man to grab the briefcase from the pole actually gets to have a personality!
Dan "The Beast" Severn v. Brent Albright

Severn and Albright engage in a technically sound match, with some strong style action thrown in there. They trade everything from submission attempts to stiff strikes. After about 12 minutes, Albright traps Severn in position for the knees into oblivion, but Severn reverses out of it, and hits a perfect backdrop driver that puts Albright down on the mat, and then to the floor. Severn is finally able to ascend the ladder, pulling down the brief case.

Winner in 12:22 – Dan Severn

Albright makes his way to the back as Severn opens the briefcase, which has a microphone inside? Severn turns the mic on, and starts doing stand-up comedy! Severn is fucking hilarious! He makes fun of Massachusetts drivers, Asians, the UFC, Ken Shamrock’s career and his own mother. He even coins his own signature phrase “Tap-R-Out.” The 4-time All-American at Arizona State University ends by doing something that he has never ever been recorded doing. He smiles.

Special Segment – Jobber’s Kiss My Ass Club
Invited guests Vince McMahon and Dashbee w/special enforcers Billy Jack Haynes and “High Chief” Peter Maivia.

Jobber invites McMahon and Dashbee into the ring, and neither seems too happy to be there. Haynes and Maivia are behind both men as Jobber exposes his pasty white ass cheeks. Dash and Vince vehemently refuse to kiss Jobber’s ass. So Haynes locks Dashbee in a Full Nelson, and Maivia locks Vince in a chicken wing. Haynes goes first, pushing Dashbee’s head right into Jobber’s ass! Next it’s Vince’s turn, and Maivia makes sure Vince gets nose deep into Jobber’s red ass hairs! Both Vince and Dashbee look like they’re ready to vomit at the end of the segment.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #4
MVP v. Jeff Jarrett v. Christopher Daniels v. Rick Martel
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

Tony Garea accompanies his partner Rick Martel to the ring, but leaves before the match starts out of respect for the other four competitors. The last of our four opening round matches turns out to be an amazing wrestling match, and an early MOTYC. MVP has things under control against Martel at the end, until Daniels makes the blind tag. Daniels knocks Jarrett off the apron, then does the same to MVP. He connects with an STO, putting Martel down in the corner. Daniels hops up the corner…Best. Moonsault. Ever! MISSES! Martel rolls away but Daniels lands on his feet. Martel turns to face Daniels and is surprised by a kick to the gut. Daniels connects with the Angel’s Wings, and neither MVP or Jarrett can make it back in time to break up the pin.

Winner in 18:19 – Christopher Daniels

By virtue of winning the match, Daniels gets into Card #3’s Quarterfinals. Rick Martel is eliminated. Card #2 will see MVP vs. Jarrett, and the winner will face Daniels in the Quarterfinals on Card #3.



During a post show press conference, Ultimate Jobber announces the following matches for Card #2:

SCW Championship Second Round Match #1
Winner faces Steve Corino in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
Harley Race v. Ron Simmons

SCW Championship Second Round Match #2
Winner faces Ted DiBiase in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
Big John Studd vs. Mike Rotundo

SCW Championship Second Round Match #3
Winner faces Charlie Haas in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
King Kong Bundy vs. Carlos Colon

SCW Championship Second Round Match #4
Winner faces Christopher Daniels in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
MVP vs. Jeff Jarrett

Rematch
Ray “The Crippler” Stevens vs. Dave Taylor

Grudge Match
“The Natural” Butch Reed (w/Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas) v. Prof. Toru Tanaka (w/ Fuji & Saito)

Plus more to be announced!*

*Card subject to change

[Ultimatejobber]

Scene opens with Dashbee in the Mullins Center locker room. Pacing behind him and overturning furniture is Sting.

DB: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to this Coliseum Video exclusive interview. I'm here with Sting, and he is pissed. Sting, can I get a comment about what happened out there?

Sting: A comment?!?!! Give me that! Takes the Mic So this is how you want it, Ted! I thought you were past this crap, but I should have known you'd try to buy this tournament. Its all you've ever been good at! You couldn't hack it in the WWE, so you threw your money around. You used your money to fund the poison in WCW known as the nWo. You helped kill the company I loved! Now, here we are. New company, same story. You can't win a title honorably and you know you can't beat me, so you buy some thugs, load a boot, and knock me out. But it seems you've forgotten something. You've forgotten who took the power from the nWo. I'm gonna make your life a living hell, Ted. I'm gonna make sure you can't buy a title. You're gonna learn the meaning of respect and honor. Ted, your little world is going to crumble around you, and when the lights go out and you're looking for answers there's only one thing you need to do. Look to the skies. Shoves the mic into Dashbee's chest and walks out of the locker room.

DB: Well, fans, there you have it. Strong words from Sting. Tune in next time for the second half of the SCW title tournament and much more.

The Batman enters the room

Batman: Mr. Dashbee, a crime is in progress. Some nefarious Cowboys are stealing tomahawks from two noble Indians. I intend to stop them.

DB: Uh...you're a little late for that. The Ron Bass and Sam Houston got away like two hours ago.

Batman: Drat! Well, they won't get too far, and I will bring them to justice!

DB: Right. Whatever. Um...thank you fans for watching this Coliseum Video exclusive. See you next time!

[Ultimatejobber]

From the desk of Classy Freddie Blassie:

SCW presents "Second Coming"

Announcers:

and

Greg DeMarco and Vince MacMahon

General Manager:

Fred Blassie

Match 1

vs.

Rick Martel and Tony Garea vs. Mr. Fuji and Masa Saito

Match 2

vs.

Ray "The Crippler" Stevens vs. Dave Taylor

SCW Title Tournament Match (Winner faces Ted Dibiase)

vs.

Big John Studd vs. Mike Rotundo

Match 4 "Battle of the Strongmen"

vs. vs.

Billy Jack Haynes vs. Tony Atlas vs. Ken Patera

Match 5

vs.

Butch Reed vs. The Professor Toru Tanaka

SCW Title Tournament Match (Winner faces Steve Corino)

vs.

Harley Race vs. Ron Simmons

Late Night with Dan "Tap-R-Out" Severn. Special Guest: Brent Albright

Match 7

vs.

Jimmy and Johnny Valiant vs. Jay and Jules Strongbow

SCW Title Tournament Match (Winner faces Charlie Haas)

vs.

King Kong Bundy vs. Carlos Colon

Match 9

vs.

Walter "Killer" Kowalski vs. High Chief Peter Maivia

SCW Title Tournament Match (Winner Faces Christopher Daniels)

vs.

MVP vs. Jeff Jarrett.

[The Canadian Content]

Out of curiosity, Jobber, why aren't Corino, Daniels, DiBiase, and Haas doing anything on this card? I have a hard time believing anyone would run a PPV and leave their (presumably) top-four champions completely out of sight.

[Ultimatejobber]

They were the winners in the first round of the tournament and therefor have no matches in the second card. The winners of the tournament matches for the second card will face Daniels, Dibiase, Corino, and Haas. They will however be at the show and you will see them when I post results later.