[Lucky]

Vote for TWO cards. Top 2 will advance to 2nd round. Feel free to post your enhanced cards, results, promos, or whatever you'd like to hype your card. Although please limit it to ONE post so as this doesn't become your thread. If you have more to post do it in your own fed thread and link us there.

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The Creepy Wrestling Federation presents The Creepy Invitational Tournament Extravaganza

Announcers: Joey Styles and Missy Hyatt

A 32 Man Tournament for the CWF Title.
A Tag Team Tournament for the CWF Tag Titles where the partners are randomly chosen for the 2nd Round.
A bunch of battle royals for some reason.

I have no idea what the card is because I can't make heads or tails of Creepy's promos and I can't find a simple card lineup or anything remotely resembling one.

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TexShark's Lone Star Wrestling

Announcers: Marc Lowrence and Bill Mercer

Southwest Championship Semi-Final
Black Bart v Jose Lothario

Southwest Championship Semi-Final
Chavo Guerrero Sr v "The Latin Hearthrob" Al Perez

International Challenge - Teacher v Pupils
Dory Funk & Dory Funk Jr v Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta

No Holds Barred - For control of Mike Von Erich's contract
Mike Von Erich v The Missing Link w/ Skandor Akbar

Flag Match
Thunderbolt Patterson v Fritz Von Erich

Texas Tag Team Titles
The Fantastics (c) v Jack Victory & Hollywood John Tatum w/Sunshine

World 6-Man Tag Team Titles
The Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Iceman Parson & Jimmy Garvin w/ Precious) (c) v Brian Adias, Kendall Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr

Brass Knuckles Championship - Texas Death Match
Dick Murdoch (c) v Wahoo McDaniel v "The Ragin' Bull" Manny Fernandez v Darin Childs

Television Title - I Quit Match
Tully Blanchard (c) w/ Baby Doll v Dusty Rhodes

World Tag Team Titles - Best 2 of 3 Falls
Kevin & Kerry Von Erich (c) v The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams)

World Heavyweight Champonship - No Time limit, No Disqualification
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) v David Von Erich

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BC's TGIF (Trans Global International Wrestling)

Adminstrators: Antonio Inoki and Sonny Onoo
Announcers: Hector Guerrero and Moody Jack Melendez

World Heavyweight Title Elimination Match
Rules: After the first fall, the winner gets to 'rest' while the loser is eliminated. The remaining two men will continue in a one-on-one match until a winner is decided. The previous winner then rejoins for a one-on-one match for the title.

Christian Cage (CAN) vs. Fit Finlay (GBR) vs. Cibernetico (MEX) vs. Kensuke Sasaki (JPN) w/ Sonny Onoo

Cruiserweight Title Ladder Match
Jushin "Thunder" Liger(JPN) w/ Sonny Onoo vs. Carlito (PUR) vs. Kofi Kingston (JAM) vs. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (FIJ)

Women's Championship Elimination Match (same rules as heavyweight Title)

Gail Kim (CAN) vs. Madusa (ITA) vs. Akira Hokuto (JPN) w/ Sonny Onoo vs. Maryse (CAN)

She Stole My Man! Mix Tag Grudge Match
Faby Apache & El Gran Apache (MEX) vs. Sexy Star & Billy Boy (MEX)

Cruiserweight Challenge Match
Winner gets a title shot at next event
Sonjay Dutt (IND) vs. Super Fly (MEX)

Feast or Famine Match
Rules: If you win a fall, you leave the match and will "spin the wheel" at next event to determine your reward...could be money, could be a title shot of your choosing. If you lose a fall, you will also "spin the wheel" at the next event ant your punishment will be anywhere from humiliation to being fired. Match continues until all six are either the three Feasters or Three Famines.

Meng (TNG) vs. Kenzo Suzuki (JPN) w/ Sonny Onoo and Hiroku vs. Ivan Koloff (RUS) vs. El Zorro (MEX) vs. Carl Oullette (CAN) vs. Ludvig Borga (FIN) w/ Tiger Ali Singh

Special Attraction Battle Royal presented by Lawn-Dart
Andre the Giant (FRA) vs. Giant Gonzalez (ARG) w/ Tiger Ali Singh vs. Primo (PUR) vs. Johnny Devine (CAN) vs. The Mountie (CAN) vs. Renee Dupree (CAN) vs. The Berzerker (ISL) w/ Tiger Ali Singh

[Chris Eco]

For the record, the RESULTS of Creepy's card (w/ matches) are in his thread: natecorbitt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pwa&action=display&thread=4551

It is rather hard to summarize in straightforward booked-match fashion, but it's an interesting show.

[Sportsguy]

Tex and BC

[Batman]

Sharky and BC. I think Andre's being wasted, but bc's top two matches--and awesome promos--win me over.

[Road Warrior Shark]

This might cost me some votes, but I really hadn't even thought about making it out of round 1. Looks like I'll have to put some thought as to where I want to go next.

[Lou]

I'm not saying Sharky definitely has my vote all the way through, but his fed is going to be difficult for me to vote against.

[Lucky]

BC most likely has one of my votes. I'm still all bothered by his kayfabing the kinda cool gimmick but he put together some nice enough looking matches on the top of the card. Even if the undercard does next to nothing for me.

Creepy, I have no idea. I tried to read that to put together a card for him and it honestly made no sense to me. Ultimately I don't want to be in the OOWF so I don't know that I'll ever really sit down and get into a full card I have to read to get anything from. And on its face the gimmicking seems wackier than Gator's Russo homage or GB's bizaro ECW. He managed to take the nonsensical idea of Battlebowl/Lethal Lottery and make it twice as silly by only setting it into play in the 2nd rd? Maybe that makes more sense if I read it, but I have no idea if I will.

Shark? I dunno. I mean, I've been meaning to buy those WCCW DVDs to see what I missed but... maybe I could just watch his card? And how many fucking Von Erichs are there?! I'm kind of amazed you didn't try to get Lacey just to complete the set.

[Road Warrior Shark]

As I said in my other thread, I tried NOT become WCCW 2K9, but lost out on several Texas talents I really wanted. (Barry Windham, Tito Santana Stan Hansen, Mark Henry, Blackjack Mulligan, JBL)
Made sure to take some Amarillo territory guys as well.

And had AA or Mike taken one of My Valets, Lacey was next. I didn't take Chris Von Erich, or Waldo or Lance.......

[Lucky]

As much as I'm still sillily annoyed by Koloff and Berzerker I just noticed that he has Finlay listed as (GBR) and I think that won my silly Irish ass over for a vote. Because in a world of wrestling where awareness of world politicals and borders and bloody skirmishes I just expected him to be representing (IRE).

Of course then I see Kofi Kingston (JAM) and my silly anger all comes back. I'm amazed Gail Kim isn't Korean and Maryse and Dupree are French!

[Eric O'Mac]

I had to go BC and Tex here. I think that I could watch Tex's card and not be too disappointed. BC also has a good fed, and a solid idea of a company as well.

Creepy's fed seems interesting, but not enough to warrant a vote, but I could be swayed.

[Deadly]

Sharky and BC.

[creepy]

I guess I misunderstood what I was supposed to do. Darn.

[Demko]

Had to vote Sharky and BC here. But remember, folks... *I'M* the one with lame shit on my card.

[Lou]

Haven't forgotten.

[creepy]

[Road Warrior Shark]

SHOW RESULTS

Lone Star Wrestling “Parade of Champions”
LIVE! From The Freeman Colliseum in San Antonio, Texas

Announcers: Marc Lowrence & Bill Mercer

The Card starts out with Skandor Akbar & The Missing Link coming to the ring and demanding that their match go on immediately. Akbar promises that “I have a job for Mike Von Erich later tonight”

No Holds Barred - For control of Mike Von Erich's contract
Mike Von Erich v The Missing Link w/ Skandor Akbar

Mike takes a pounding, makes his comeback and locks Link in the Claw. Akbar hits the apron, and Mike releases Link to lock the Claw on Akbar! The Crowd Pops for that, but Mike gets headbutted from behind repeatedly by Link. Link is relentless and headbutts Mike until he slumps in a corner. An Oklahoma Stampede type powerlsam finishes off Von Erich and Link gets the 1-2-3. Winner: The Missing Link. Mike Von Erich now has to do the bidding of Skandor Akbar

Southwest Championship Semi-Final
Black Bart v Jose Lothario

Lothario handles Bart in a near-squash, short match with a top rope splash. Winner: Jose Lothario

Southwest Championship Semi-Final
Chavo Guerrero Sr v "The Latin Hearthrob" Al Perez

Guerrero controls most of the match, but Perez’s power helps him overcome the ring savy of Chavo. Perez catches Chavo in mid air after a cross body block and dropped him in a backbreaker. Perez then hits a brainbuster for the win. Winner: Al Perez

International Challenge - Teacher v Pupils
Dory Funk & Dory Funk Jr v Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta

In a complete surprise, The Japanese Invasion comes to the ring accompanied by Skandor Akbar, and a reluctant Mike Von Erich. A lot of back and forth action ensues. Dory Sr makes a pin attempt after a suplex, only to be dragged out of the ring by Von Erich. Dory yells at Von Erich, who turns away, apparently ashamed of his actions. The distraction allows Akbar to nail Funk with his cane, and leave Dory Jr 2-on-1 in the ring. The referee manages to break up the beatdown and get Tenryu out of the ring, only to have Tsuruta hit a bridging belly to back suplex for the pinfall. Winner: Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta

Flag Match
Thunderbolt Patterson v Fritz Von Erich

One huge brawl that ends up going in and out of the ring. Mercer and Lowrance note that the referee must realize the hatred between these men and is allowing a lot of illegal things to go on. Fritz locks in a Claw, but Thunderbolt traps him in a big bear hug and crushes him into a corner. Patterson tosses Fritz to the floor and climbs the corner to take down the Nazi banner. He rips it in several pieces and then uses a long strip to clothesline Fritz as he re-enters the ring. Winner: Thunderbolt Patterson

Texas Tag Team Titles
The Fantastics (c) v Jack Victory & Hollywood John Tatum w/Sunshine

Short match, with Tatum & Victory playing their role as swarmy heels to perfection, including hiding behind Sunshine at one point as Fulton & Rogers advanced on them. Sunshine gets involved several times, once threatening to slap Rogers, who blocks the blow and kisses her. That brings Tatum to a tantrum and he attacked, drawing the referee away from the action, where Victory cradled Fulton. Fulton kicked out, Sunshine gets back on the apron and threatens him with her shoe. Victory holds Fulton for her, but Fulton manages to duck and Victory takes the blow. A cross-body block to a staggering Victory gives the Fantastics a successful defense. Winners: The Fantastics

World 6-Man Tag Team Titles
The Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Iceman Parson & Jimmy Garvin w/ Precious) (c) v Brian Adias, Kendall Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr

Not much drama here, as The Freebirds dominate from bell to bell. Hayes pins Adias after a double suplex with Parsons. Winners: The Freebirds

Brass Knuckles Championship - Texas Death Match
Dick Murdoch (c) v Wahoo McDaniel v "The Ragin' Bull" Manny Fernandez v Darin Childs

Bloody brawl as expected. Triple-team on Childs to begin with, then it breaks down. Action all over the arena. Barbed wire, chairs, tables, ladders, baseball bats, garbage cans, and even a pair of Brass Knuckles get involved. Wahoo & Fernandez end up sending each other off the stage into a pile of debris, setting Murdoch up to pin Childs after hitting a brainbuster onto a barbed wire 2X4. Winner: Dick Murdoch

Television Title - I Quit Match
Tully Blanchard (c) w/ Baby Doll v Dusty Rhodes

The match starts out fairly tame, but once Baby Doll throws a chair into the ring, it gets ugly. After a long and bloody battle. Dusty ‘Pillman-izes Tully’s ankle in a chair and wrenches it into a figure-four. Dusty grabs the ropes for leverage and Tully screams out. Baby Doll begs and pleads with him to quit for several tense moments before he finally does. Winner: Dusty Rhodes

World Tag Team Titles - Best 2 of 3 Falls
Kevin & Kerry Von Erich (c) v The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams)

Classic tag team battle. Kevin and Kerry capture the first fall when Kevin catches Gino with a cross body. Adams was lat in breaking it up, and begins stomping on Kevin’s bootless foot. Kerry comes in and it is several minutes before the referee gets control of the match again to start the second fall. The Duo go to work, singling Kevin out to work on the foot/leg. Kerry gets the hot tag and clears house, only to be clobbered from behind by…. Mike Von Erich! Skandor Akbar stands at the stage and laughs as Adams superkicks Kerry to take the second fall. The third fall goes nearly as long as the first 2 combined. Mike remains at ringside holding the chair and looking totally dejected. Gino holds Kevin in place for a superkick, but Mike chose that moment to jump up and strike, nailing Kevin AND Gino in the process. They go down and Adams catches air on his kick, which allows Kerry to tackle him out of the ring. Kevin comes to first and cradles Gino to take the third fall. Winners: Kerry & Kevin Von Erich

Post match Akbar, The Missing Link, Tenryu & Tsuruta proceed to beat down the champs. Mike stands there and watches, unable to assist.

World Heavyweight Champonship - No Time limit, No Disqualification
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) v David Von Erich

Flair and David put on a clinic of near falls and momentum swings. Flair twice has Von Erich in The Figure-four. David traps Flair in the Iron Claw on 3 occasions. Backslides, small packages and reversals, sunset flips all leave the crowd on the edge of their seats thinking “this is the end.” Flair goes to the top and hits the body press, David rolls thru and cradles for 2. Flair kicks up, and Von Erich hits a Russian leg Sweep, followed by a nasty kneedrop to the head. He drags Flair up, who rakes the eyes, David turns around slowly and ducks a haymaker, hits an atomic drop, slams Flair into the turnbuckles, and hits a middle Rope Piledriver He covers, hooks the leg…. 1…..2…..3! Winner & World Champion, David Von Erich