[Lucky]

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Solly's Jooish Extreme Wrestling presents LETTING IT GO IN TOKYO

Announcers: Lord Alfred Hayes and “Adorable” Adrian Adonis
Referee: Tim White

JEW Tag Team Title Tables Match
Demolition vs. The Dudley Boyz

The Bushwhackers vs. The Highlanders vs. Outback Jack & Skinner

Scaffold Match
One Man Gang vs. Earthquake vs. Uncle Elmer

Fatal Four-Way (Winner Gets To Date Jenny McCarthy and Assume GM Duties for the Retiring Jack Tunney)
William “The Refrigerator” Perry vs. Pete Rose vs. Harvey Whippleman vs. Jamison

The Nasty Boys vs. The Dream Team vs. Rhyno & Balls Mahoney

JEW Women’s Title Match
The Fabulous Moolah vs. Wendi Richter w/ Cyndi Lauper

The Brother Love Show featuring guests Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, and Mike Tyson

JEW World Heavyweight Title Match
HHH vs. John Cena vs. Booker T

Ironman Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

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BTR's Born to Rassle: The Fed

Announcers: Michael Cole, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Lee Marshall

Hogan v. Warrior III:
--This time it'll be more like #1.

TAG TOURNAMENT:

Austin/Goldberg v. Yokozuna/Rikishi
--Can this superteam do what the other one could not? Or are Yokozuna and Rikishi too dominant?

Hacksaw/Patriot v. Cowboys Orton and Watts
--Are the fan favorites a match for the heelish old-schoolers? Whatever the case, winner gets to face Austin/Golberg or Yoko/Rikishi!

The Buff Asses v. D-Lo/Sabin w/Ivory
--Perfect Bodies and Size vs. Speed and Heart. Former D-X member vs. Former Nation Member. What role will Ivory play? The winner seems to have a relatively clear path to the finals.

Santino Marella/Eugene v. Sable/Luna
--Fresh off their bye and comedy bit, can this less-than-mentally-tough duo beat the upset minded ladies? Or do Sable/Luna have more tricks--and more help from Mero--up their sleeves?

PARTNER’s REVENGE MATCHES
Chyna v. Awesome Kong
--The two biggest and strongest names in women's wrestling face off for the first time!

Honky Tonk Man v. The Prince w/Paisley
--Will Shake and Rattle Roll? Or will Purple Reign? Who cares! I like puns!

Mero v. Riggs
--Two wildmen lock horns over who has the greasiest black hair!

Lane w/ Ralphus v. Tugboat (WINNER PICKS THE LOSER'S GIMMICK)
--Lenny Lane will never...eeeeever team with that fat piece of bottom-feeding trash tugboat again, much less see that stupid shirt one more time. Tugboat thinks Lenny Lane is a broke-man's Jericho and wants him to knock it off. Both these men have had...interesting gimmicks in the past. Who will we see next week, when the winner controls the loser's character?

Johnny Estrada v. Disgraceland
--Probably the fastest match of the night. Don't leave the building for this!

Lodi v. Reese
--Huge guy vs. probably gay guy. It'll be short.

[BTR]

Just so you know, these cards are running back to back nights. So if you already watched Solly's Benoit/Angle Iron Man Match, those two guys are going to be tired (DEAD tired, even) tonight.

[Lucky]

I'm SO on Cory's card this round. This is a much better card with the 2nd round matches and the singles ones. I love Benoit/Angle and all but I just "watched" it last week. That may not be totally fair to Solly since the original rule was you only need 1 card, but he ended up being the only person not to put together a 2nd card and that's going to hurt him in my eyes, fair or not. Neither undercard is stellar but the tag matches (except the mixed tag), Kong/Chyna, and strangely Mero/Riggs all interest me more than most anything on Solly's undercard.

[Deadly]

BTR.

[Batman]

Leaning to BTR, but willing to give Solly a chance to convince me. Any chance of results?

[Angle]

Solly's card was great in the first round, but I can't go for a repeat of the same thing. BTR it is.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 14, 2009 21:39:40 GMT -5 Batman said:

Leaning to BTR, but willing to give Solly a chance to convince me. Any chance of results?

You decide.

11-7? Shouldn't I be winning since you know, everyone just looks at my name and votes for me?

[Jack Quinn]

who are you again?

[creepy]

I thought we were voting on card versus card. Solly's card is better, in my opinion, regardless if it's been done before or not. Didn't know we started up a fantasy wrestling league, but then again, the rules really haven't been too clear throughout this whole process.

[Eric O'Mac]

I'm kinda with Creepy. I'm looking at this on the basis of card versus card. Despite Cory's card being miles ahead of his first card, I still would rather see Solly's card. It's Angle versus Benoit in an iron man match. The tag team match sounds like solid stuff and so does the three way match. Sure, Cory has the big stars, but, outside of Austin, I don't really have the desire to see these big stars wrestle. Hogan vs. Warrior? We've seen it. It was better the first time, but I don't think it would be better than Angle vs. Benoit.

Solly gets my vote. Sorry Cory.

[Batman]

You're allowed to do a minimum of one card. Doesn't mean I have to vote for it. I like ongoing stories more than one card; I reward what I like with my vote.

[Tommy]

Angle vs. Benoit or Hogan vs. Warrior

Seriously.

[salmonjunkie]

Jul 15, 2009 10:18:15 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Jul 14, 2009 21:39:40 GMT -5 Batman said:

Leaning to BTR, but willing to give Solly a chance to convince me. Any chance of results?

You decide.

11-7? Shouldn't I be winning since you know, everyone just looks at my name and votes for me?

I just looked at Cory's name and voted for him.

[BTR]

Jul 17, 2009 11:48:44 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Jul 15, 2009 10:18:15 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

You decide.

11-7? Shouldn't I be winning since you know, everyone just looks at my name and votes for me?

I just looked at Cory's name and voted for him.

YES! It's like 2005 all over again!

[BTR]

RESULTS RESULTS RESULTS

Jorge Estrada v. Disgraceland
--Hot opener filled with action and fun Elvis characterization. Estrada wins with a Tornado DDT. WINNER: Estrada

Lodi v. Reese
--Lodi brings a sign to the ring with a picture of Reese with two tiny candies where his testicles should be that says "Reese's Pieces." He then licks them off the sign. Reese no likey. Lodi gives it his best shot but Reese ends it with a two-handed sit-down chokeslam. Afterwards Lodi lets Reese know he was just joking. Aww. WINNER: Reese

Lane w/ Ralphus v. Tugboat
--This is the "Winner picks the Loser's gimmick match." Tugboat comes to the ring holding a Lollipop in one hand and a bottle of ab polish in the other. Lenny Lane uses Ralphus as a shield throughout the match and plays up the cowardly bit. Ralphus distracts the ref, allowing Lane to squirt ab polish in Tugboat's eye and get the win. What will Lane make Tugboat do next week? WINNER: Lenny Lane

Mero v. Riggs

The two athletic big men go back and forth until Mero hits the TKO after getting out of a Fisherman's suplex attempt. Mero promises big things for himself in the BTR rederation. Winner: Marc Mero

Honky Tonk Man v. The Prince

Paisley messes up again and lets The Honky Tonk Man have it with a guitar to the face. There will be no reuniting this team. After the match The Prince Storms off and HTM entertains the fans. WINNER: Honky Tonk Man

Chyna v. Awesome Kong

Intense staredown to start and a big-man style display of power showdown. Chyna tries to neutralize Kong's splashes with elbow strikes. However, Kong gets the upper hand and is about to finish Chyna off when Ivory runs out and pulls Kongs braids. Kong gets the "I'm going to eat you look" but turns around into Chyna's boot and eats a Pedigree. Ivory and Chyna show some WWF solidarity but from Kong's POV, this isn't over. WINNER: Chyna

Hacksaw/Patriot v. Cowboys Orton and Watts

The Cowboys control the match with classic heel fake-tag maneuvers while Duggan tries to get the crowd into it. Watts takes it too far, though, and tries to smash The Patriot with Duggan's 2X4. The ref sees it and DQ's the Cowboys, who know have to face each other next week. Team America is excited until they realize they have a bigger challenge next week. WINNERS: Hacksaw Jim Duggan/The Patriot

The Buff Asses v. D-Lo/Sabin

Billy Gunn and Buff Bagwell show off their bods and get the crowd against them. D-Lo counters by telling them they betta recognize by hot-shotting the match and we're under way. A possible turning point comes when Sabin goes for a hesitation dropkick on Bagwell but Gunn nails him with a chair mid-flight. D-Lo is able to break up the pin, though, and fight the other two off, giving Sabin enough time to hit the Cradleshock on Bagwell and pick up the win. This team is on to the semifinals! Brown/Sabin

Santino Marella/Eugene v. Sable/Luna

Pre-match jawing has Santino taking digs at the ladies and at an oblivioius Eugene. Santino starts but almost gets pinned three times so he tags in Eugene. Eugene, though, doesn't want to hit a girl. In the confusion Eugene pushes Eugene into Sable on the ring ropes and rolls up Luna for the win. WINNER: Santino/Eugene

Hogan v. Warrior

Pre-match interview has Warrior saying something about Grilled Cheese sandwiches and destiny. On the other hand, Hogan says something about proving he is the best of all time. Austin steps into frame, then, and he says "What?" Hogan says he's going to prove it, walking away after poking Austin in the chest and delivering a serious "whatcha gonna do?"

For the third time ever Hogan and Warrior stand alone in front of each other. Hogan takes an early advantage until Warrior hits a quick slam and takes over. Austin comes out, grabs a chair, and just sits on the ramp. However, this distracts Warrior, and the match ends in a reversal of WM VI, where Warrior misses a splash but Hogan hits a quick legdrop. Hogan poses in Austin's face. WINNER: Hulk Hogan

TAG TOURNAMENT: Austin/Goldberg v. Yokozuna/Rikishi

Goldberg and Yokozuna start and not even Goldberg can knock Yokozuna down. Austin can't wait to get to the man who hit him with a car and once he gets in orders Yokozuna to tag in Rikishi. The goateed black trunks team dominates and even sends Rikishi over the top rope. Hogan comes out mid-match to watch and even mock-pumps Austin up while Yoko works his leg. Endgame happens when Goldberg hits a spear and incredibly, jackhammers Yokozuna. However, Rikishi breaks up the tag. Austin and Rikishi go at it and Goldberg sets up for the spear but Rikishi sees it coming and Goldberg inadvertently crushes Austin! Rikishi gives Goldberg a taste of his own concussion kick and Yokozuna Bonzai Drops Billy Boy. Hogan laughs this up as Austin cannot stop the pin. Winners: Yokozuna and Rikishi

Big week next week as we get the first ever match between Goldberg and Austin!

[salmonjunkie]

Jul 17, 2009 11:52:15 GMT -5 BTR said:

Jul 17, 2009 11:48:44 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

I just looked at Cory's name and voted for him.

YES! It's like 2005 all over again!

If you win this tourney, can you promise us an action figure version of your final card?