Mikey's Drop Dead Fed
Sept 15, 2009 9:24:26 GMT -5
Post by Mikey on Sept 15, 2009 9:24:26 GMT -5
Hosted by Jack Buck & (a drunk) Harry Caray
Open Challenge
"Pretty" Paul Newman has issued an open challenge to the entire universe of dead people, saying he'll knock anybody out. He wasn't expecting this fellow to answer the call:
"Pretty" Paul Newman vs. "The Rock" Rocky Marciano
DDF Tag Team Championship
The Rat Pack ran down the fans on a recent episode of The Rats' Nest. Once they started calling out wrestlers (in tune, no less) Pat Morita had heard enough. Sinatra and Martin put the boots to him, only to see Andre the Giant make the save to a huge pop. Andre goaded the Pack into putting the titles on the line here.
Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin vs. Pat Morita & Andre the Giant
PBS Grudge Match
After making a special guest appearance on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to promote the importance of art in everybody's lives, Ross inexplicably laid Rogers out with the choo choo train, ripped Rogers' trademark cardigan off, and painted a Bob Ross original on the back of an unconscious Rogers, complete with happy little trees. Rogers is out for blood here. *
"Mister" Fred Rogers vs. Bob Ross
Pride of the Yankees Grand Slam Tag Team Match
Two fan favorites square off here, as Ruth and Gehrig take on Cooper and Stewart in a baseball themed match with foreign objects like bats, cleats, and other assorted stuff in boxes outside the ring at each "base" (corner post), and the first team to score three "outs" (pinfalls) is deemed the winner. Winners get the next shot at the tag team titles.
Babe Ruth & Lou Gehrig vs. Gary Cooper & James Stewart
"I Resign" Match
Disgusted with the mud that Tricky Dick dragged the Presidency thru in the 1970's, George Washington is coming out of retirement to teach Richard Nixon a lesson in diplomacy. Washington said, "If he wants to resign, I'll make him resign." Nixon brushed off Washington's threats, "I'm not a crook... but I wiretapped Mount Vernon, and let me just say that Martha deserves SO much better in the sack." These comments have infuriated the Father of our Country, and Washington may personally impeach Nixon live on pay per view.
Richard Nixon vs. George Washington
Elimination Six Man Tag Team Match
After seeing the musical nirvana created by Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, and Rick James under the wise tutelage of Pat Morita, cult leader Jim Jones has decided to silence the guitars and synthesizers, hijacking their studio to recreate his Peoples Temple. Jones has brought sicko David Koresh aboard on this project, and they've brainwashed noted racist James Earl Ray to "take down Blackie." Needless to say, this movement has not gone over well.
Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, & Rick James vs. Jim Jones, David Koresh, & James Earl Ray
Desert Storm Steel Cage Match
Genocide. Chemical warfare. General douchebaggery. Saddam Hussein is guilty of them all. Who better to teach him a lesson than the original American folk hero, a man who's ridden many a horse across many a desert, John Wayne? "The Duke" has warned Saddam that the flask of whiskey on one hip and the six shooter on the other is all he needs to take down the evil dictator. Saddam isn't backing down.
Saddam Hussein vs. "The Duke" John Wayne
* Booking idea courtesy of borntorun
Open Challenge
"Pretty" Paul Newman has issued an open challenge to the entire universe of dead people, saying he'll knock anybody out. He wasn't expecting this fellow to answer the call:
"Pretty" Paul Newman vs. "The Rock" Rocky Marciano
DDF Tag Team Championship
The Rat Pack ran down the fans on a recent episode of The Rats' Nest. Once they started calling out wrestlers (in tune, no less) Pat Morita had heard enough. Sinatra and Martin put the boots to him, only to see Andre the Giant make the save to a huge pop. Andre goaded the Pack into putting the titles on the line here.
Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin vs. Pat Morita & Andre the Giant
PBS Grudge Match
After making a special guest appearance on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to promote the importance of art in everybody's lives, Ross inexplicably laid Rogers out with the choo choo train, ripped Rogers' trademark cardigan off, and painted a Bob Ross original on the back of an unconscious Rogers, complete with happy little trees. Rogers is out for blood here. *
"Mister" Fred Rogers vs. Bob Ross
Pride of the Yankees Grand Slam Tag Team Match
Two fan favorites square off here, as Ruth and Gehrig take on Cooper and Stewart in a baseball themed match with foreign objects like bats, cleats, and other assorted stuff in boxes outside the ring at each "base" (corner post), and the first team to score three "outs" (pinfalls) is deemed the winner. Winners get the next shot at the tag team titles.
Babe Ruth & Lou Gehrig vs. Gary Cooper & James Stewart
"I Resign" Match
Disgusted with the mud that Tricky Dick dragged the Presidency thru in the 1970's, George Washington is coming out of retirement to teach Richard Nixon a lesson in diplomacy. Washington said, "If he wants to resign, I'll make him resign." Nixon brushed off Washington's threats, "I'm not a crook... but I wiretapped Mount Vernon, and let me just say that Martha deserves SO much better in the sack." These comments have infuriated the Father of our Country, and Washington may personally impeach Nixon live on pay per view.
Richard Nixon vs. George Washington
Elimination Six Man Tag Team Match
After seeing the musical nirvana created by Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, and Rick James under the wise tutelage of Pat Morita, cult leader Jim Jones has decided to silence the guitars and synthesizers, hijacking their studio to recreate his Peoples Temple. Jones has brought sicko David Koresh aboard on this project, and they've brainwashed noted racist James Earl Ray to "take down Blackie." Needless to say, this movement has not gone over well.
Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, & Rick James vs. Jim Jones, David Koresh, & James Earl Ray
Desert Storm Steel Cage Match
Genocide. Chemical warfare. General douchebaggery. Saddam Hussein is guilty of them all. Who better to teach him a lesson than the original American folk hero, a man who's ridden many a horse across many a desert, John Wayne? "The Duke" has warned Saddam that the flask of whiskey on one hip and the six shooter on the other is all he needs to take down the evil dictator. Saddam isn't backing down.
Saddam Hussein vs. "The Duke" John Wayne
* Booking idea courtesy of borntorun
