HFWA Rd. 1: Eco vs. Demko vs. Byrne
Sept 21, 2009 9:09:06 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2009 9:09:06 GMT -5
Eco's Consejo Antiguo de Lucha Libre (Ancient Council of Wrestling)
Announcers: Billy Mays and Steve Irwin
Commissioner: Redd Foxx
Thomas Jefferson v. Ho Chi Minh
*Declaration of Independence on a Pole Match*
The Jackson Two (Michael Jackson/Andrew Jackson) v. al-Qaida (Mohamed Atta/Abu Musab al-Zarqawi)
*Semifinals for the World Tag Titles*
Ted Kennedy v. Ronald Reagan
*Stretcher Match for Universal Health Care*
The Axis (Hirohito/Mussolini) v. The Allies (Dwight Eisenhower/Charles de Gaulle)
*Semifinals for the World Tag Titles*
Martin Luther King Jr. v. George Wallace
*Birmingham Jail Cage Match*
Pope John Paul II v. Mao Zedong v. Buddha v. Moses
*Elimination Match for the Souls of the Audience*
Hitler v. Gandhi
*Submission Match for the World Title*
VERSUS
Demko's Dead Men, Inc.
Announcers: Gorilla Monsoon and Morton Downey Jr.
Fatal four-way, for the rights to the nickname "The Great":
Catherine II
Xerxes I
Constantine I
Charlemagne
Battle for the King of Punk:
Sid Vicious vs. Joey Ramone
Make 'em Laugh or Make 'em Cry grudge match:
Sam Kinison/Rodney Dangerfield vs. H.H. Holmes/Joseph Vacher
Blackbeard vs. Leif Ericson vs. David Carradine
Joan of Arc vs. Marie Antionette
"Bullet" Bob Hayes (w/Tom Landy, manager) vs. Walter Payton
Mixed Loyalty, Mixed Tag match:
Joe DiMaggio/Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis vs. John F. Kennedy/Nicole Brown Simpson
VERSUS
Byrne's History Ain't Dead Fed
Announcers: John "The Voice of God" Facenda and "The Most Dangerous Comic" Lenny Bruce
3 Way Dance War Games
"The Father of Martial Arts" Bodhidharma, Hélio Gracie, Masutatsu Oyama & Ed Parker
vs.
Julius Caesar, Guy Fawkes, Charles Babbage & John Belushi
vs.
Vlad the Impaler, Pol Pot, Heinrich Himmler, Ayatollah Khomeini
Last Vestiges Grudge Match (Losing team must be beaten so badly that the oppossing team can dress them in the costume of their choosing)
Nathan Bedford Forrest (KKK Founder) & Richard Butler (Skin-Heads Founder) vs. Huey Newton (Black Panther Founder) & Malcom X
Acid Trip Match (Both Particpants drop Acid before match - Weapons around the ring, No DQ)
Jim Morrison vs. Phillip K. Dick
Byrnie Planned for Shit No-Rope Barbed Wire, Exploding Ring Death Match
Walt Disney vs. Al Capone vs. Samuel O'Riley and The Great Omi
Announcers: Billy Mays and Steve Irwin
Commissioner: Redd Foxx
Thomas Jefferson v. Ho Chi Minh
*Declaration of Independence on a Pole Match*
The Jackson Two (Michael Jackson/Andrew Jackson) v. al-Qaida (Mohamed Atta/Abu Musab al-Zarqawi)
*Semifinals for the World Tag Titles*
Ted Kennedy v. Ronald Reagan
*Stretcher Match for Universal Health Care*
The Axis (Hirohito/Mussolini) v. The Allies (Dwight Eisenhower/Charles de Gaulle)
*Semifinals for the World Tag Titles*
Martin Luther King Jr. v. George Wallace
*Birmingham Jail Cage Match*
Pope John Paul II v. Mao Zedong v. Buddha v. Moses
*Elimination Match for the Souls of the Audience*
Hitler v. Gandhi
*Submission Match for the World Title*
VERSUS
Demko's Dead Men, Inc.
Announcers: Gorilla Monsoon and Morton Downey Jr.
Fatal four-way, for the rights to the nickname "The Great":
Catherine II
Xerxes I
Constantine I
Charlemagne
Battle for the King of Punk:
Sid Vicious vs. Joey Ramone
Make 'em Laugh or Make 'em Cry grudge match:
Sam Kinison/Rodney Dangerfield vs. H.H. Holmes/Joseph Vacher
Blackbeard vs. Leif Ericson vs. David Carradine
Joan of Arc vs. Marie Antionette
"Bullet" Bob Hayes (w/Tom Landy, manager) vs. Walter Payton
Mixed Loyalty, Mixed Tag match:
Joe DiMaggio/Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis vs. John F. Kennedy/Nicole Brown Simpson
VERSUS
Byrne's History Ain't Dead Fed
Announcers: John "The Voice of God" Facenda and "The Most Dangerous Comic" Lenny Bruce
3 Way Dance War Games
"The Father of Martial Arts" Bodhidharma, Hélio Gracie, Masutatsu Oyama & Ed Parker
vs.
Julius Caesar, Guy Fawkes, Charles Babbage & John Belushi
vs.
Vlad the Impaler, Pol Pot, Heinrich Himmler, Ayatollah Khomeini
Last Vestiges Grudge Match (Losing team must be beaten so badly that the oppossing team can dress them in the costume of their choosing)
Nathan Bedford Forrest (KKK Founder) & Richard Butler (Skin-Heads Founder) vs. Huey Newton (Black Panther Founder) & Malcom X
Acid Trip Match (Both Particpants drop Acid before match - Weapons around the ring, No DQ)
Jim Morrison vs. Phillip K. Dick
Byrnie Planned for Shit No-Rope Barbed Wire, Exploding Ring Death Match
Walt Disney vs. Al Capone vs. Samuel O'Riley and The Great Omi
