[Chris Wnuk]

Hi, all. Chris Wnuk here. (It's pronounced "nook".) Most of you probably know me as the inspiration for the feature character in Ziggy Blumenthal's comic strip "Chris Wnuk: Secret Jew".

I'm here today to ask you to boycott said comic strip. I humored Ziggy when he approached me about the idea initially since he seemed desperate for material, but he promised me he would stop with the strip once it stopped being funny. It has, and he has not.

Since my likeness is now being used without my support and permission, I ask that you all make a conscious effort to avoid Ziggy's strip. It really hasn't been funny for a few months, anyway, so I'm sure many of you would have forgotten it even exists if not for Ziggy's nagging weekly updates on these boards.

Thank you for your time, and I appreciate your support on this matter.

[Byrntrigan]

Wow. It's like a celebrity is here amongst us...



Smite.

[Stu]

It's hard to know if this is serious or not when you put a banner ad for the comic in your sig.

[OpTard]

don't be fooled people.

this "chris wnuk" will probably be too busy watching dancing with the stars to read the strip anyway.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 22, 2009 16:01:17 GMT -5 Stu said:

It's hard to know if this is serious or not when you put a banner ad for the comic in your sig.

I put his custom status and the strip banner in his profile because I thought it was funny to put something "Chris" didn't like in his profile.

[Deleted]

Sept 22, 2009 16:13:44 GMT -5 OpTard said:

don't be fooled people.

this "chris wnuk" will probably be too busy watching dancing with the stars to read the strip anyway.

Hey, don't look at me on this one, Ziggfried. While you and I may have our quibbles, I love the strip.

[OpTard]

gator. come on. i can check IPs. lets be honest now.

[Deleted]

So YOU have super-powers, now?

[OpTard]

i've always had super powers. like, infinity gauntlet level super powers.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 23, 2009 9:37:04 GMT -5 OpTard said:

i've always had super powers. like, infinity gauntlet level super powers.

Hmmm. I can only poop alot. Like ALOT.

I'm not sure that's a super-power.

[Deleted]

Oh yeah? Well, I've got, like, the Living Tribunal on speed dial.

Yeah.

[Deleted]

Sept 23, 2009 9:39:22 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Hmmm. I can only poop alot. Like ALOT.

I'm not sure that's a super-power.

My poop's been sort of spraying all over the toilet lately. That's not how it's supposed to work, is it?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 23, 2009 9:42:50 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

Sept 23, 2009 9:39:22 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Hmmm. I can only poop alot. Like ALOT.

I'm not sure that's a super-power.

My poop's been sort of spraying all over the toilet lately. That's not how it's supposed to work, is it?

You seem to have this issue quite alot don't you?

What do you do, put sriracha on EVERYTHING? ;D

[Deleted]

Well, at least it's my work toilet. Gotta have SOME time to play Scribblenauts.

[OpTard]

oh. by the way. it's wednesday, everyone. new strip. this one's a game changer.