[Mikey]

...that is all.

I hate you Solly.

[GoVols]

Well, fuck North Carolina horseshoes, then!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

If there was an IM Hall of Fame, Mikey would have been inducted last night.

[Pun]

Does AIM have a logging feature? If so, post that bitch!

[Mikey]

Go ahead Solly... post it.

It was epic.

[Loki]

What the bloody hell are you guys talking about?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ahem....

MightyDerf86 (10:00:32 PM) : ok the chat thing is pissing me off
TarheelMike82 (10:01:01 PM) : I'm sorry
MightyDerf86 (10:00:51 PM) : I blame him
TarheelMike82 (10:01:57 PM) : Naturally
TarheelMike82 (10:02:09 PM) : He probably isn't wathcing the hotness anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:02:10 PM) : Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:01:56 PM) : HA
TarheelMike82 (10:07:41 PM) : Moose broek it again
MightyDerf86 (10:07:32 PM) : we should shoot him
TarheelMike82 (10:07:56 PM) : MooseheadJack13 (12:07:36 AM):mah my AIM is wonky tonight
TarheelMike82 (10:08:00 PM) : See, he admits it
TarheelMike82 (10:08:02 PM) : Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:07:47 PM) : HA
TarheelMike82 (10:08:18 PM) : I hate blind people
TarheelMike82 (10:08:23 PM) : The and their tax cuts and shit
TarheelMike82 (10:08:32 PM) : Fuck blind people
MightyDerf86 (10:08:21 PM) : this needs to be in the chat
TarheelMike82 (10:08:59 PM) : I just need to drink more often
MightyDerf86 (10:08:47 PM) : that too
MightyDerf86 (10:09:30 PM) : I have a great idea for softball
MightyDerf86 (10:09:48 PM) : it's a little extreme
MightyDerf86 (10:09:54 PM) : but they all play naked
TarheelMike82 (10:10:28 PM) : That's not extreme.. that's marketing baby!
MightyDerf86 (10:10:22 PM) : put that on PPV - it'll be a goldmine
TarheelMike82 (10:10:52 PM) : I'm there like Moose on a bandwagon
MightyDerf86 (10:11:00 PM) : HAHAHAHAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:11:32 PM) : She came out halfway to the mound on a drag bunt!!
MightyDerf86 (10:11:49 PM) : this is really a sport?
TarheelMike82 (10:12:14 PM) : Allegedly
TarheelMike82 (10:12:25 PM) : My girl's back up
MightyDerf86 (10:12:35 PM) : sweet
TarheelMike82 (10:13:02 PM) : I'm calling another K
MightyDerf86 (10:13:12 PM) : CRUSHED
TarheelMike82 (10:13:43 PM) : Dig the bow in the hair!
TarheelMike82 (10:13:48 PM) : The pitcher is hot
MightyDerf86 (10:13:58 PM) : cute huh
TarheelMike82 (10:14:27 PM) : yes
TarheelMike82 (10:14:39 PM) : And I just told Moose, remind me to tell you my internet porn theory sometime
MightyDerf86 (10:14:28 PM) : GOOD EYE SWEETIE
MightyDerf86 (10:14:32 PM) : sometime is NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:14:51 PM) : I love her
TarheelMike82 (10:14:57 PM) : I guess it is
TarheelMike82 (10:15:07 PM) : STEAL ANOTHER BASE BITCH!
TarheelMike82 (10:15:12 PM) : DAMN!
MightyDerf86 (10:14:58 PM) : DAMN IT
TarheelMike82 (10:15:22 PM) : I love the Zona catcher
MightyDerf86 (10:15:13 PM) : wait, they can't lead?
TarheelMike82 (10:15:35 PM) : Nope
TarheelMike82 (10:15:41 PM) : It's a tee ball field remember?
MightyDerf86 (10:15:24 PM) : this is stupid
TarheelMike82 (10:16:46 PM) : When half the excitement of searching for internet porn is the miniscule chance that you MAY come across your ex-wife screwing some guy, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?
MightyDerf86 (10:17:03 PM) : that's AWESOME
MightyDerf86 (10:17:19 PM) : and I've never seen Jessica so I can't confirm or deny
TarheelMike82 (10:17:39 PM) : Ya'll love me when I drink
MightyDerf86 (10:17:28 PM) : or when you don't.
TarheelMike82 (10:17:53 PM) : She was a looker
MightyDerf86 (10:18:03 PM) : does she have a myspace?
TarheelMike82 (10:18:36 PM) : I don't think so
MightyDerf86 (10:18:32 PM) : I guess www.myspace.com/cunt was taken
TarheelMike82 (10:18:49 PM) : I've got a pic of her on my computer somehwere
TarheelMike82 (10:18:58 PM) : yeah, I checked that
MightyDerf86 (10:19:08 PM) : nice
TarheelMike82 (10:19:49 PM) : ROBIN'S BLACK??
TarheelMike82 (10:19:51 PM) : WHAT THE HELL?
TarheelMike82 (10:20:08 PM) : And hanging out with Superman?? BLASPHEMY!
MightyDerf86 (10:20:14 PM) : tell the comic geeks
TarheelMike82 (10:20:33 PM) : Does the ponytail give her bad luck or something? The braids are horrible
TarheelMike82 (10:20:46 PM) : I've mnever read a comic book in my life
TarheelMike82 (10:21:00 PM) : Never got the attraction
TarheelMike82 (10:21:18 PM) : I suck, I'm losing to YOU 9-5
MightyDerf86 (10:21:08 PM) : It was 10-6
TarheelMike82 (10:21:29 PM) : I know
TarheelMike82 (10:21:35 PM) : Like I said, I suck
MightyDerf86 (10:21:21 PM) : karma
MightyDerf86 (10:21:27 PM) : you talked shit on Sunday, look at ya now
TarheelMike82 (10:21:52 PM) : Yup
TarheelMike82 (10:21:55 PM) : I'm an idiot
TarheelMike82 (10:22:07 PM) : I don't see where I can make much of that up either
MightyDerf86 (10:21:52 PM) : you're losing to the worst team in the league
TarheelMike82 (10:22:20 PM) : That makes me Atlanta!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:10 PM) : HA!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:38 PM) : it's kinda close
TarheelMike82 (10:23:00 PM) : How do you have 63 K's?
MightyDerf86 (10:22:49 PM) : I'm only up by 3 runs, one loss and one save
MightyDerf86 (10:22:55 PM) : my team rules
MightyDerf86 (10:22:57 PM) : that's how
TarheelMike82 (10:23:44 PM) : I'm just glad it's looking like James and Francis on the bech isn't gonna cost me points
TarheelMike82 (10:24:06 PM) : What;s with the yellow ball?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:10 PM) : you have Randy Winn?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:12 PM) : wow
TarheelMike82 (10:24:47 PM) : I needed a guy when Figgins was on the DL
TarheelMike82 (10:24:59 PM) : I decided to keep him, he hasnt been basd
MightyDerf86 (10:25:04 PM) : You might as well dump Easley... Valentin is coming back soon
TarheelMike82 (10:25:34 PM) : Yep... saw that the other day
TarheelMike82 (10:26:24 PM) : Gotta love the 3.00 WHIP on .2 IP
MightyDerf86 (10:27:41 PM) : SOLID
TarheelMike82 (10:27:12 PM) : Damn commericals
TarheelMike82 (10:28:26 PM) : The COACH is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:28:29 PM) : WTF?
MightyDerf86 (10:28:18 PM) : that's the coach??
TarheelMike82 (10:28:41 PM) : Yup
MightyDerf86 (10:28:36 PM) : oh jesus
MightyDerf86 (10:28:40 PM) : that bow
TarheelMike82 (10:28:52 PM) : OMG SPORTS BRA!
MightyDerf86 (10:29:11 PM) : please... if any of these chicks are over a B cup, I'll change my Braves Suck av
TarheelMike82 (10:29:58 PM) : I'll personally check, ok?
MightyDerf86 (10:30:12 PM) : excellent
TarheelMike82 (10:30:59 PM) : There, thats the ex
TarheelMike82 (10:31:15 PM) : it's a bad pic
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MightyDerf86 (10:31:21 PM) : she's cute
MightyDerf86 (10:31:31 PM) : how could someone that cute be such a horrible mother?
MightyDerf86 (10:31:32 PM) : amazing
TarheelMike82 (10:31:54 PM) : Dunno
TarheelMike82 (10:32:18 PM) : HOTTIE AT BAT!
MightyDerf86 (10:32:17 PM) : jeez
TarheelMike82 (10:32:36 PM) : Aint that a bitch
MightyDerf86 (10:32:38 PM) : I know there's like a foot between the plate and the mound but ya gotta lay that down sweetie
TarheelMike82 (10:33:06 PM) : HAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:33:15 PM) : did you see highlights from the Yanks-Sox?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:33 PM) : That pitcher is smoking
TarheelMike82 (10:33:38 PM) : Some of them
MightyDerf86 (10:33:24 PM) : hell yeah she is
MightyDerf86 (10:33:32 PM) : did you see the fans with the blond masks?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:57 PM) : I don't think so
TarheelMike82 (10:34:39 PM) : DRUG DEAL!
MightyDerf86 (10:34:40 PM) : us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/1d/fullj.getty-73395409eg017_new_york_yank_10_48_34_pm.jpg
TarheelMike82 (10:35:13 PM) : THAT RULES!
MightyDerf86 (10:35:15 PM) : you might need to post that
TarheelMike82 (10:35:55 PM) : PWNED
TarheelMike82 (10:36:23 PM) : OMG EYE BLACK
MightyDerf86 (10:36:24 PM) : I don't like the pigtails though
TarheelMike82 (10:36:43 PM) : Abbott's like 6'5''
TarheelMike82 (10:36:52 PM) : I swear she is
TarheelMike82 (10:37:13 PM) : Lucky guy adjusting her coat
MightyDerf86 (10:37:31 PM) : that broad is all legs
MightyDerf86 (10:37:32 PM) : jesus
TarheelMike82 (10:37:51 PM) : Posting that pc now
TarheelMike82 (10:37:59 PM) : I hope
MightyDerf86 (10:37:51 PM) : DRUG DEAL
MightyDerf86 (10:38:00 PM) : seriously they do that after every out?
TarheelMike82 (10:38:39 PM) : I think so
TarheelMike82 (10:39:17 PM) : I got like 4 shots left... I'm contemplating finshing it off
MightyDerf86 (10:39:00 PM) : I could totally take her deep
MightyDerf86 (10:39:03 PM) : DO IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:23 PM) : HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:39:37 PM) : I can't feel my toes
MightyDerf86 (10:39:25 PM) : DRINK IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:58 PM) : Like Verne Lundquist at the 86 Masters....
TarheelMike82 (10:40:01 PM) : YES SIR!
TarheelMike82 (10:40:22 PM) : Not like I'm not gonna just pass the hel ot anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:40:34 PM) : This girl is hot too
MightyDerf86 (10:40:23 PM) : exactly
TarheelMike82 (10:40:43 PM) : Wait, that;s the leadoff hitter
TarheelMike82 (10:40:52 PM) : She was hot like an hour ago
MightyDerf86 (10:40:39 PM) : your girl, right?
TarheelMike82 (10:40:59 PM) : At least I know that;s no the alcohol talking
TarheelMike82 (10:41:17 PM) : I'm a sicker for skinny ckicks
TarheelMike82 (10:41:25 PM) : I'm also drunk
MightyDerf86 (10:41:08 PM) : ain't they all?
TarheelMike82 (10:41:36 PM) : And OO won't load damn it
TarheelMike82 (10:41:47 PM) : More or less
MightyDerf86 (10:42:13 PM) : OMG HOTTIE MONTAGE
TarheelMike82 (10:42:46 PM) : Shit and I missed it
TarheelMike82 (10:42:59 PM) : THERE YA GO
TarheelMike82 (10:43:02 PM) : She's AA's age
MightyDerf86 (10:43:08 PM) : If AA was awake, he'd all over that like white on rice
TarheelMike82 (10:43:46 PM) : But AA went to bed at 7pm PDT
MightyDerf86 (10:43:34 PM) : late night huh?
TarheelMike82 (10:43:52 PM) : That is why we love him
MightyDerf86 (10:43:46 PM) : hell yes
TarheelMike82 (10:44:07 PM) : Things got crazy!
MightyDerf86 (10:44:01 PM) : they had dinner at 4 instead of 3.
TarheelMike82 (10:44:24 PM) : HAHAHAHA!
TarheelMike82 (10:44:44 PM) : That pitcher is totally hot
MightyDerf86 (10:44:38 PM) : this field is just so stupid
MightyDerf86 (10:44:57 PM) : the OF wall is 80 ft away
TarheelMike82 (10:45:28 PM) : I remember manipulating the teee ball field in 1st grade
TarheelMike82 (10:46:02 PM) : May I fuck her?
MightyDerf86 (10:45:53 PM) : HA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:46:34 PM) : Stole that one from Chrissy
TarheelMike82 (10:47:21 PM) : I can't belive I've watched 5 innings of this shit
TarheelMike82 (10:47:28 PM) : HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:47:38 PM) : Volunteer coach... I love it
MightyDerf86 (10:47:23 PM) : that's why you've watched
TarheelMike82 (10:47:52 PM) : DRUG DEal~!
MightyDerf86 (10:47:49 PM) : sweet jesus, they need to lay down for Playboy
TarheelMike82 (10:48:09 PM) : I feel like GimmickMan
TarheelMike82 (10:48:14 PM) : Watching this shit
MightyDerf86 (10:47:59 PM) : or at least an erotic thriller on Cinemax
MightyDerf86 (10:48:06 PM) : are your pants down?
TarheelMike82 (10:48:28 PM) : I microplay
TarheelMike82 (10:48:31 PM) : Not yet
MightyDerf86 (10:48:18 PM) : then you're safe
TarheelMike82 (10:49:04 PM) : Thank God
MightyDerf86 (10:49:21 PM) : Leroy needs to be announcing sports
MightyDerf86 (10:49:26 PM) : I don't even care which sport
TarheelMike82 (10:50:05 PM) : LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:50:34 PM) : What;s with the mask?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:53 PM) : WHAT?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:58 PM) : time between pitches rule?
MightyDerf86 (10:51:03 PM) : Trachsel would be FUCKED
TarheelMike82 (10:51:19 PM) : OMG TIME BETWEEN PITCHES RULE
TarheelMike82 (10:51:58 PM) : HAHAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:52:09 PM) : dig the eye black
TarheelMike82 (10:52:42 PM) : OMG HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:53:31 PM) : That was Maddux esque
TarheelMike82 (10:53:39 PM) : Attgirl Bronson
MightyDerf86 (10:53:33 PM) : that 1B looks hot
TarheelMike82 (10:54:05 PM) : That's cause she is
MightyDerf86 (10:53:57 PM) : that makes sense then
MightyDerf86 (10:54:22 PM) : HOLY SHIT
TarheelMike82 (10:54:33 PM) : If I was permanently drunk I'd be married again by now
MightyDerf86 (10:54:23 PM) : A HIT
MightyDerf86 (10:54:30 PM) : HAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:54:47 PM) : WOW!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:12 PM) : Goes all Luis Gonzales on her
MightyDerf86 (10:54:57 PM) : Moose says to send me your convo about Gimmick
TarheelMike82 (10:55:22 PM) : HAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:28 PM) : Man that shit is awesome
TarheelMike82 (10:55:47 PM) : I need to pass out already
TarheelMike82 (10:55:52 PM) : Ya;ll are killing me
MightyDerf86 (10:55:43 PM) : HAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (10:55:51 PM) : game ain't over yet
TarheelMike82 (10:56:20 PM) : One more round
TarheelMike82 (10:56:27 PM) : I GOT ONE MORE ROUND
MightyDerf86 (10:56:23 PM) : GOT MO, GOTA LOTTA MO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:48 PM) : LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:57 PM) : COME ON BALBOA UHHHHHHHHH!
MightyDerf86 (10:56:49 PM) : I love that
TarheelMike82 (10:57:08 PM) : That;s 2 hits inb s arow
TarheelMike82 (10:57:13 PM) : Or something like that
MightyDerf86 (10:57:12 PM) : it's a NCAA record
TarheelMike82 (10:57:39 PM) : Duran Duran is hot too
TarheelMike82 (10:57:45 PM) : I need a softball girlfirend
TarheelMike82 (10:58:29 PM) : And Moose won't say up for the game
TarheelMike82 (10:58:31 PM) : What a loser
TarheelMike82 (10:58:43 PM) : Balko is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:58:47 PM) : I want her on my bed NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:59:00 PM) : Oh what the hell, another shot
MightyDerf86 (10:58:50 PM) : there's my boy
TarheelMike82 (10:59:52 PM) : What;s witht he mask, shit?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:08 PM) : Fuck
MightyDerf86 (11:00:03 PM) : PUSSY
TarheelMike82 (11:00:23 PM) : Chick witht he galsses was hot too
TarheelMike82 (11:00:40 PM) : What, 210 to center?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:57 PM) : Come on honey!
MightyDerf86 (11:00:43 PM) : 210? That's like the RFK of softball fields
TarheelMike82 (11:01:07 PM) : HAHAHAHA!!
TarheelMike82 (11:01:11 PM) : DAMMIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:01:06 PM) : she's like Ollie Perez jumping over the line
TarheelMike82 (11:01:26 PM) : There goes my hard on
MightyDerf86 (11:01:21 PM) : they might show the ump again
TarheelMike82 (11:01:44 PM) : Fuck Ollie Perez
MightyDerf86 (11:01:31 PM) : TEH BRAVE KILLER
TarheelMike82 (11:01:58 PM) : KYLE DAVIES BITCH
MightyDerf86 (11:01:52 PM) : Maaaan fuck you
TarheelMike82 (11:02:16 PM) : I aven't been this wasted in years
TarheelMike82 (11:02:43 PM) : I'm watcing NCAA softball for God's sake
MightyDerf86 (11:02:31 PM) : I should save this whole thread
TarheelMike82 (11:02:59 PM) : I micropay
TarheelMike82 (11:03:04 PM) : or whatever
MightyDerf86 (11:02:50 PM) : HA
TarheelMike82 (11:03:18 PM) : I will remember NONE of this tomorrow
MightyDerf86 (11:03:08 PM) : good old copy & paste
TarheelMike82 (11:03:27 PM) : I like pitcher's duels
MightyDerf86 (11:03:22 PM) : it's even better when you wanna fuck both pitchers
TarheelMike82 (11:03:48 PM) : lmao
MightyDerf86 (11:03:34 PM) : I like Peavy vs. Smoltz but it ain't happenin.
TarheelMike82 (11:03:57 PM) : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:19 PM) : literally roflmao
MightyDerf86 (11:04:15 PM) : wOOt!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:50 PM) : i og tnothing
TarheelMike82 (11:04:54 PM) : got nothing even
MightyDerf86 (11:05:03 PM) : they're doing the HEY song
TarheelMike82 (11:05:42 PM) : I dunno if ithat's a good thing or a bad thing
MightyDerf86 (11:05:54 PM) : they're hot so it's good
TarheelMike82 (11:06:14 PM) : The umps are like Lou Gehrig... the luckiest men on the fac of the earth
MightyDerf86 (11:06:08 PM) : if it was Willie McGee and Otis Nixon, I'd say no.
TarheelMike82 (11:06:31 PM) : \YHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (11:06:43 PM) : I am dying here
MightyDerf86 (11:06:54 PM) : seriously no one should make that kind of money and be that ugly
TarheelMike82 (11:07:17 PM) : HA!
TarheelMike82 (11:07:51 PM) : Willie McGee: All time all-ugly team
MightyDerf86 (11:07:38 PM) : Eric Stoltz in MASK laughs at Otis Nixon
TarheelMike82 (11:08:06 PM) : That;s brutal man
MightyDerf86 (11:07:57 PM) : O-Dog ain't pretty
TarheelMike82 (11:08:18 PM) : I love Otis... remember Van Slyke?
MightyDerf86 (11:08:06 PM) : hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:08:28 PM) : Fuckign EPIC
MightyDerf86 (11:08:21 PM) : great Pirates OF... Bonds, Van Slyke, Bonilla
TarheelMike82 (11:08:40 PM) : She can drop my balls ANY time
TarheelMike82 (11:08:52 PM) : And they won ALL those WS
TarheelMike82 (11:08:54 PM) : Oh wait
MightyDerf86 (11:08:39 PM) : oops
TarheelMike82 (11:09:10 PM) : Who the fuck is Francisco Cabrera
MightyDerf86 (11:09:06 PM) : Barry showin off the cannon
MightyDerf86 (11:09:15 PM) : my favorite non Mets play EVAR
TarheelMike82 (11:09:27 PM) : WHO? [/Lucky]
TarheelMike82 (11:09:36 PM) : great moment
MightyDerf86 (11:10:01 PM) : and that was his last play in that uniform
MightyDerf86 (11:10:06 PM) : nice legacy
MightyDerf86 (11:10:24 PM) : can't even throw out Sid Bream with his wooden leg
TarheelMike82 (11:10:12 PM) : I've told you my personal storu about that game right?
TarheelMike82 (11:10:32 PM) : No shit
TarheelMike82 (11:10:55 PM) : Time out my girl is up
TarheelMike82 (11:11:25 PM) : I want to marry her
MightyDerf86 (11:11:28 PM) : you want to marry her and fuck her teammates?
TarheelMike82 (11:11:43 PM) : Better eye than Frenchy
MightyDerf86 (11:11:47 PM) : that doesn't mean much
MightyDerf86 (11:11:52 PM) : ok your Game 7 story...
TarheelMike82 (11:11:59 PM) : Yes
TarheelMike82 (11:12:05 PM) : lol
TarheelMike82 (11:12:15 PM) : I can settle dammit
TarheelMike82 (11:12:25 PM) : We were moving to Alabama
TarheelMike82 (11:12:32 PM) : So we were in temp housing on base
TarheelMike82 (11:12:38 PM) : Our cable goes out
TarheelMike82 (11:12:45 PM) : My dad is a HIGE Pitt fan
TarheelMike82 (11:12:53 PM) : So we find the game on radio
TarheelMike82 (11:13:06 PM) : And we get to hear Skip Caray's famous drunken call
MightyDerf86 (11:12:52 PM) : HA
TarheelMike82 (11:13:21 PM) : I'd uh been drunk too
MightyDerf86 (11:13:13 PM) : you were like 5
TarheelMike82 (11:13:38 PM) : 10, get it right bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:49 PM) : Cable went out in the 8th
TarheelMike82 (11:13:53 PM) : Aubt that a bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:57 PM) : OH WHIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:42 PM) : WHOA
TarheelMike82 (11:14:05 PM) : Zona throws here out!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:51 PM) : that was a 10 hopper to CF
TarheelMike82 (11:14:13 PM) : Can I marry her too?
TarheelMike82 (11:14:20 PM) : I'm going all Mormon here
MightyDerf86 (11:14:03 PM) : HOLY FUCK
MightyDerf86 (11:14:05 PM) : THAT CATCHER IS HOT
TarheelMike82 (11:14:29 PM) : Indeed she is
TarheelMike82 (11:14:41 PM) : Lucky loves oitcheres, I love catchers
TarheelMike82 (11:14:53 PM) : I love her
MightyDerf86 (11:14:39 PM) : wow
MightyDerf86 (11:14:41 PM) : she's awesome
TarheelMike82 (11:15:06 PM) : INDEEEEEEEEEEED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:16 PM) : I am drunk as shit
MightyDerf86 (11:14:59 PM) : the CF has a better arm than Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:15:25 PM) : PWNED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:35 PM) : It was only like 100 feet though
TarheelMike82 (11:15:46 PM) : I wantr to fuck her
MightyDerf86 (11:15:40 PM) : that's like two football fields to Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:16:06 PM) : HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:16:29 PM) : This game rules
TarheelMike82 (11:16:33 PM) : And I hate softball
MightyDerf86 (11:16:24 PM) : hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:16:59 PM) : Litle roller up along second
MightyDerf86 (11:16:57 PM) : THE BITCH BOOTS IT!
TarheelMike82 (11:17:25 PM) : Fuck Tennessee
TarheelMike82 (11:17:31 PM) : HAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (11:17:30 PM) : they're all wearing bows
MightyDerf86 (11:17:31 PM) : I love it
TarheelMike82 (11:17:59 PM) : Okay, I just did the Scully call... I'm too runk to do it rigfht
MightyDerf86 (11:18:11 PM) : HAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (11:18:56 PM) : 9 is HHHHHOOOOTTTTT
TarheelMike82 (11:19:08 PM) : Dirt on the Uni!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:19:26 PM) : I am in love
TarheelMike82 (11:19:33 PM) : I hate you Solly
MightyDerf86 (11:19:18 PM) : that's gritty
MightyDerf86 (11:19:19 PM) : I know.
MightyDerf86 (11:19:34 PM) : stay with me Mikey - 3 more outs.
MightyDerf86 (11:24:35 PM) : GIRL DOWN

[Loki]

Someday I'm going to Alabama.

And on that day I'll meet up with Mike, take him to a sports bar, get him absolutely trashed, and video tape the whole thing.

[Mikey]

I don't remember half that shit. Hell, I don't remember 3/4 of that shit. Though I would've liked to hear myself do the Vin Scully call drunk.

I don't even remember starting this thread.

[Loki]

What's your internet porn theory?

[Mikey]

It's in there.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

TarheelMike82 (10:16:46 PM) : When half the excitement of searching for internet porn is the miniscule chance that you MAY come across your ex-wife screwing some guy, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

There ya go loki.

[Loki]

Yes it does, Mike. Yes it does.

[Jack Quinn]

I am deeply offended that my inspiring Hallmark moments were not included in this post

[Pun]

fsolomon75 said:

TarheelMike82 (10:30:59 PM) : There, thats the ex
TarheelMike82 (10:31:15 PM) : it's a bad pic
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MightyDerf86 (10:31:21 PM) : she's cute
MightyDerf86 (10:31:31 PM) : how could someone that cute be such a horrible mother?
MightyDerf86 (10:31:32 PM) : amazing
TarheelMike82 (10:31:54 PM) : Dunno

[Attitude Adjuster]

TarheelMike82 (10:43:02 PM) : She's AA's age
MightyDerf86 (10:43:08 PM) : If AA was awake, he'd all over that like white on rice
TarheelMike82 (10:43:46 PM) : But AA went to bed at 7pm PDT
MightyDerf86 (10:43:34 PM) : late night huh?
TarheelMike82 (10:43:52 PM) : That is why we love him
MightyDerf86 (10:43:46 PM) : hell yes
TarheelMike82 (10:44:07 PM) : Things got crazy!
MightyDerf86 (10:44:01 PM) : they had dinner at 4 instead of 3.
TarheelMike82 (10:44:24 PM) : HAHAHAHA!
[\quote]

I'm not sure if it's an honor or disturbing that in the middle of drunken worship of HAWT college softball players, you guys think of me. BTW, I stayed up all the way to 11 (Pacific!!) last night.

I say in three years the NCAA softball championships is the next big thing. These chicks are young (yet legal), hot, athletic and predominantly lesbian. (OK maybe not, but don't you like thinking they get cheap feels in the celebrations?) Great asses, great legs and just adorable running around playing sorts with bows in their hair. Memorial Day weekend I was in Reno, and every sports book and bar had the games on with guys watching. It will soon get better ratings that the NBA playoffs.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

attitudeadjuster said:

(OK maybe not, but don't you like thinking they get cheap feels in the celebrations?)

Seriously, they play grab ass after every fucking out... it's like tee ball or something.

mooseheadjack said:

I am deeply offended that my inspiring Hallmark moments were not included in this post

Post one now.

[Jack Quinn]

Roses smell sweet
like wild honeysuckle
my name is not Jim
you stupid motherfucker
have a Nice Day

Lillies are white
like a great dogwood tree
Monkey just stood there
and watched strike three
The Mets Suck

Roses are red
acorns are hollow
some women spit
your daughter swallows

Fellatio is a skill
that few have mastered
but none do it better
than Solly Ya Bastard
or so I'm told

[Mikey]

fsolomon75 said:

attitudeadjuster said:

(OK maybe not, but don't you like thinking they get cheap feels in the celebrations?)

Seriously, they play grab ass after every fucking out... it's like tee ball or something.

It was great.

[Mikey]

OMG~LADY WILDCATS!!

And yes Pun, this thread IS useless without pictures:





The middle one is the frickin CATCHER~! I love her.

Tennessee was hot too, even though I was cheering against them...

Here's my favorite:


This was the lights out pitcher with the funny hair:


But I also didn't know that David Eckstein had a sex change:


God, it's past midnight and I'm posting softball pictures on a mesage board. In unrelated news, I'm single.

[Pun]

tarheelmike said:

OMG~LADY WILDCATS!!

And yes Pun, this thread IS useless without pictures:

This was the lights out pitcher with the funny hair:

Who cares? She looks like a horse.

[Attitude Adjuster]

tarheelmike said:

I'd hit it. The Tennessee chicks--there must be better. If not, I'm rooting for Arizona tonight!

[Mikey]

THE WILDCATS WIN IT! THE WILDCATS WIN IT! OH MY GOD THE WILDCATS WIN IT!!

[Loki]

So where are the pics of the AZ chicks playing grab ass?