[williamssl]

Oh he of the mesmerizing avatar....Oh Avatar, Where Art Thou?

It's sergial's b-day!!! Happy Birthday, man! I am unable to dish any unwarranted or generic shit his way - he brought me into these boards and for that I owe him mucho gratitude.

Hope it's a good one and relatively shit free - although I cannot be responsible for my "counterparts" herein.

[Lucky]

Its his birthday!?! THAT DOUCHE?!?!

Screw him! I wish this guy a happy birthday!

www.natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=eliasvict

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, eliasvict

[Batman]

"Makin' money at 30 with a wife and a son
Then a short 5 years later, it all comes undone
She's gone back to mama with the boy by her side
Now I'm wine drunk and runnin' with them on my mind

I'm on the backside of thirty and back on my own
An empty apartment don't feel like a home
On the backside of thirty, the short side of time
Back on the bottom with no will to climb"

That's the awesome thing about country--the song's protagonist is almost always even more miserable than you. At least I've still got my family unlike that poor sonofabitch. Other than that, though, the song hits entirely too close to home, and is likely to be stuck in my head all fucking day.

Thanks for thinking of me Tex and Lucky. And a Happy shared B-Day to eliasvict, whomever you are.

[salmonjunkie]

eliasvict is Eli. Is that fucker ever going to post?

[OpTard]

let's tar and feather eli!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Happy Birthday!

Um, here's some smilies ;D ;D ;D

[The Canadian Content]

Happy b-day serge. Hope it's a good'un.

[Loki]

Happy birthday, hotshot. This one is for you.

www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Happy Birthday serg - have a good un!

[Ryan Who Loves Punk]

Happy birthday!11!1!!1!!!1

[Loki]

Special Birthday wished from me to you in the "I Miss" thread.

[Batman]

So, my wife was in LJ and said "look there's some new virtual presents. Oh, hey a virtual flaming paper bag of dog poo." So I pointed her to this thread to show her what a virtual present ought to be--not a goofy icon (not that I don't appreciate the smilies, outbackjack) but a link to something cool you found on the internets that you know the person would enjoy.

(Also she noticed something about the bounce-o-meter that I hadn't--a "switch view" link. Yes, you can also enjoy a side view. Teh awesome.)

So thanks for the virtual presents Optimus Prime, and thanks for the well wishes everybody. And happy shared B-Day, eli, now that I know who you are.

Birthday's almost over, time to switch off the John Conlee theme.

[Lucky]

SMITE!