[Eric O'Mac]

Once upon a time...

The year was 1953. The CWC (Capitol Wrestling Corporation) had just joined the National Wrestling Alliance. Ten years later, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers had to drop the NWA Championship to Lou Thez, causing the CWC to pull out. Kind of like Tiger Woods when he forgets his condoms in his golf bag. The CWC was renamed to the WWWF, which stood for the World Wide Wrestling Federation.

Buddy Rogers won a fictional tournament in Rio De Janeiro for the WWWF Heavyweight Championship. Wait, didn't they create the Intercontinental Championship the same way? Damn, they really do recycle old ideas all the time. Anyways, some time around 1979, somebody got tired of saying three W's in a row, so they decided to get the Wide out. There was also some concern they the mainstream media might view the WWWF as "the fat wrestling company," since wide was right there in their name.

So anyways, Old Man McMahon, as he was known in these parts was getting...well kind of old. And his greedy son wanted to buy the WWF from him. Since Old Man McMahon was getting old, he started suffering dementia. He told his son to go fuck himself, he would never sell. Magically, one day after saying that, he did just that. Who said dementia couldn't work as a positive?

So Vince McMahon Jr, or, as he'll now be known, Junior (despite the fact that the WWF doesn't believe in calling their talents Jr [see Rey Mysterio and NAMEDROP]) bought the WWF from his Dad and began promoting something called "The Wrestling Classic" on PPV. They did have another event earlier in the year, but it wasn't on PPV, so it didn't matter.

The company was getting bigger. And Junior knew there was only one thing that will keep his company afloat: steroids. And lots of them. So many that it caused Junior to wear a neck brace and he was put on trial for the murders of Ron Goldman and some nice piece of ass. He was acquitted because we all know it was Reggie Bush who killed 'em.

So Junior got rid of steroids, saying that the neck brace didn't really go well with his power walk. And when the steroids went, so did the buyrates. So much that Junior actually screwed Bret Hart. But in his defense, they were both drinking, and Shawn Michaels slipped a roofie in Bret's drink. In related news, Bret also screwed Bret. I bet that was painful.

Anyways, after Bret got fucked by every male employee in the WWF, he left, and buy rates went up. Like, higher than Rob Van Dam on a Tuesday morning. Or any other time during the week, for that matter. In fact, buy rates got so high, the other two wrestling companies decided to play monopoly and ended up landing on Boardwalk, which Junior owned. And you better believe he had a damn hotel on the space. So WCW and ECW went under, although the ECW guy got work as a head maid in that hotel on Boardwalk for a little bit. And he still owes Rob Van Damn $500,000 in pot money.

Just as it seemed that Junior could do no wrong, he booked an alien invasion completely backwards. But that's OK. He was in charge of the WWF! The brand carries itself!

But then Junior met his biggest adversary yet: the Panda.



Basically, the Panda made up some bullshit story about how he owned the letters WWF when said in that order and sequence. It was total bullshit. Completely false. But Junior, suffering from early on-set dementia after taking steroids and getting hit by chairshots in the head, believed the panda, and they renamed their company "WWE."

And they've sucked ever since.

Explaining that last sentence would take a long time. To sum it up, Wrestlemania XX, Next Big Thing, Retirement, Popular Latino dies, Junior pretends to kill himself, Popular Canadian kills self, woman, and baby, Wellness.

Which leads us to today...

**Former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Eric O'Mac appears at a table, with a grin.**

EOM: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, for a special edition of "15 Minutes of Fame, with Eric O'Mac!" And it's very special for a reason. You see, with WrestleFest 2010 coming up, there has been a lot of interests in my services, since I have certain ties to a certain wrestling mogul. Well, I got a phone call from some guy named Dana White. I thought Dana was a girls name, and I think that pissed him off when I told him because then he started dropping F-bombs all around. And I haven't heard from him since. But it got me thinking...I should start my own wrestling company!

But we all know me. We wll know I've got all of the talent in the world - when I want to use it. Why use all of my time trying to create a new brand that may or may not succeed? So I did the next best thing. I brought back the best wrestling company in the world! The WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!!!!

Now, I know you are all thinking "Wait a minute? I just heard that a Panda owned the letters WWF when said in that order and sequence?" Fear not....because I present to you...MOMENTS AGO!



*We go back to a few moments ago where Eric O'Mac is sitting in a wrestling ring with The Panda.*

EOM:Alright Panda! You've ruined the letters WWF (in that order and sequence) long enough! I'm challenging you to a match! If I win, I win the the initials WWF! If you win, you gain nothing! Do you accept?

*Because the Panda was trained by Sting, he accepts by nodding his head.*

EOM: Alright, now, since this is a Viewer's Choice edition of Monday Night Raw, the viewers will choose! Go to WWE.com to vote! Will we engaged in an Arm-Wrestling Match? How about a debate? Or the final choice, an Hell in a Cell match? Vote now!

*After a few moments, the results come in!*

EOM: Survey says...

*The results show 0% for an Arm Wrestling Match, 0% for the Hell in a Cell match, and 100% for the debate!*

EOM: There we have it, we will engage in a debate! And I will start. We have one minute each! Ready? Alright, let's go!

*Eric rubs his chin for 55 seconds.*

EOM: Word.

*BZZZ! The timer goes off, with Eric only getting one word in!*

EOM: Wow, I really sucked it up that time. Only one word in a minute! OK, Panda it's your turn! Go!

*The Panda sits there because, you know, Pandas can't talk. BZZZT! Time is up!*

EOM: Wow, no words! I guess I win! But let's go to the judges! Judges?



Randy: Yo dog! Dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg Yo!

Paula: Um, you know, I'm not actually on this show, but I think both of you deserve a shot.

Simon: This is the worst debate in the history of debates. But it's clear that of the two of you, Eric O'Mac is the Master Debator.

EOM:Yes! I win the initials WWF! Suck on that, Panda!

*End Moments Ago.*

EOM: Wow, wasn't that amazing! Anyways, the WWF is here to stay! And we will have the best wrestling company in the entire world! With that being said, let me introduce to you, our first draft pick.....BRET "HITMAN" HART!



*Eric is sitting at a table....and a door on the other side of the camera is heard opening....but then the music cuts off!*

EOM: Oh yeah, that's right. I promised myself I wasn't going to give him a chance to screw me. So I traded him for...



*Kurt Angle walks into the frame, wearing a business suit and sits down next to Eric O'Mac.*

EOM: Kurt FREAKIN' Angle, welcome back to the WWF! Tell us your plans!

KA: It's pretty simple Eric...I'm the best wrestling the world. And since you are drafting the best talent in the world, I look forward to proving that night after night. I plan on being WWF Champion from the onset - no tournament in Brazil this time. I'll defeat anyone you place in front of me. You hear what I'm saying Eric? Because it's real. And not only is is real, it's true. It's DAMN true.

EOM: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Kurt Angle! And if you think he's amazing, wait til you see the rest of the talent I have lined up for the WWF! I've got a vision! The vision is owned by some guy named Jim Jividen. And it's a vision much better than what my father offered up when he bought the WWF over 25 years ago! The best wrestling! Best production values! The best entertainment can only be found here - the World Wrestling Federation. Don't believe me? Get the F out!

*The camera fades into the WWF logo.*



My bad. We haven't hired all of the produciton people back. Let's try this...



**Eric O'Mac is a created character and will not be used in a wrestling capacity, storyline capacity, or any capacity once the draft is over in order for the WWF to be in compliance with the Chickenshit Heels draft rule.**

[Eric O'Mac]

CURRENT WWF ROSTER

CM Punk	Kurt Angle	Kenta Kobashi	Doug Williams	Jay Lethal	Shawn Michaels	Dean Malenko	MVP
Chase Stevens	Andy Douglas	Grandmaster Sexay	Scotty 2 Hotty	Julio Dinero	Tyson Dux	Matt Cappotelli	Johnny Jeter
Suicide	Yuji Nagata	Ryan Sakoda	Kazarian	Brent Albright	Luke Gallows	BJ Whitmer	So Cal Val
Jonny Storm	Jody Fleisch	Hiroysohi Tenzan	Scott Lost	Chris Bosh	Maria Kanellis	Kelly Kelly	Layla El
Frank Trigg	Todd Grisham	Jay Leno	Shane McMahon	Teddy Long	Michael Buffer	James Roday	Dule Hill

[Sportsguy]

Well done my friend, Well done. Exalt

[Eric O'Mac]

Kurt Angle's short lived ECW theme and titantron plays on your television screen. After a minute, we fade in to a shot of a room that shows Kurt Angle carrying two championships with him on his way to a conference table.



Angle gets to the conference table and has a seat. He has a microphone, and it appears we are shooting LIVE from a studio audience. The EricTron 6300SE sits behind the table; Angle is sitting to the right.

Kurt Angle: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a few announcements to make. First of all, Eric O'Mac - saddened by the fact that his older brother Shane McMahon was drafted by nothing more than a spot fest company, has taken a leave of absence. Until he is well enough to return or until a new company figurehead is drafted, he has ceded control of the World Wrestling Federation to myself, Kurt Angle. And I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure we obtain the BEST possible talent in the world!

The live studio audience lets out a few cheers.

Kurt Angle: I say forget about Shane McMahon! He's had two good matches! On of which he was carried by me! We don't want him - we don't need him - he's NOTHING to the World Wrestling Federation!

More cheers from the live studio audience.

Kurt Angle: No, we want the best wrestlers. Which is why this past Friday night, we made a trade. Frankie Kazarian - Kaz for short, and Jushin "Thunder" Liger are two good wrestlers. Hell, Thunder is a legend, one of the all time greats. But neither of those two men match up to the legend of the man we traded for. The WWF would like to thank Lucky Lopez and the non-Boston Sports Guy for their participation in this company altering trade - the trade that brings a fellow first round draft pick to the WWF. Ladies and gentlemen, join me in watching just a few highlights of the great "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero!



Kurt Angle: The WWF is proud to have the great Eddie Guerrero! In addition, a late night trade was processed last evening. Rey Misterio Jr, a wonderful talent in his own right, has been traded for an ultimate ring technician. This man of one thousand holds was PWI's #1 wrestler in the world in 1997. He is a 2 time holder of the ECW Television Title. He is a multi-time WCW Crusierweight Champion. He is a former WCW United States Champion. He is one of the greatest WWF Light Heavyweight Champions in the history of the title. He has held a variety of tag team championships in his history. Ladies and gentlemen, the WWF has acquired Dean Malenko!


Note: This is not an English speaking video, but it does feature a great match.

Kurt Angle: The WWF has really upgraded their talent. With the 10th round of the Wrestlefest draft coming to a close soon, The WWF will not present to you the two men who will be representing the WWF in the Super P Cup Battle Royal!

The WWF's first entrant into the Super P Cup Battle Royal is one of the quickest rising stars in professional wrestling today! I give you "Hot Stuff" Hernandez!



And the WWF's second entrant...the man we just welcomed to the WWF....the Iceman, Dean Malenko!

Ladies and gentlemen, before we go off the air, I would like to announce the presence of the two championship titles that I have here at the conference table. These two championships have been stripped from "HBK" Shawn Michaels. He was the last standing Undisputed Champion in the National Championship Wrestling Federation. These two championships represent both Heavyweight and Crusierweight Titles in the NCWF. These two titles will be reborn as one championship here in the WWF, as the WWF Undisputed World Championship!



Eddie Guerrero's Titantron and music plays as Eddie Guerrero makes his way to the conference table, holding a microphone.

Eddie Guerrero: Que pasa, Kurt?

Kurt Angle: Eddie, nice for you to come out and join us, but, you know, you aren't exactly needed out here today.

Eddie Guerrero: Oh, but I am! You see Kurt, my legacy is that of one of the best wrestlers in the world, vato. So, when you start talking about World Championships...my ears perked up! You see, everyone knows that I deserve to be crowned the inagural WWF Undisputed World Champion! And you see, Kurt...you have the power to do this! Since you are acting General Manager....all you have to do is say the word...and all will be made right in the WWF.

Kurt Angle: That's very interesting, Eddie. Very interesting. But I'm sure some would ask....why Guerrero? Why not Kurt Angle? You see, Eddie, if anything, I'm more qualified to be named Undisputed World Champion here in the WWF. Look at my championship records. If anything, it's obvious that I should be named WWF Undisputed World Champion! And the only reason I haven't done so yet is because if I am to appoint someone as champion, I am not allowed to appoint myself. So, as far as we're concerned Eddie, this championship will stay vacant until permanent leadership makes a decision about it.

Eddie Guerrero: You see, esse, I see your mouth moving, but I'm not hearing those words that I want to hear come out of your mouth! You aren't listening! All you have to do is look at our history with each other Kurt! I defeated you at Wrestlemania! Forget about championship history, look at our head to head matches, esse! So....do the smart thing Kurt, before things get real serious.

Kurt Angle: Serious? Need I remind you that I won a gold medal with a broken' freakin' neck? If you are looking a fight...

Kurt Angle stands up and takes off his sports coat.

...then I'll be more than happy to give you a fight.

Kurt Angle moves towards Eddie Guerrero as Eddie Guerrero starts to do to the same. Suddenly, a large presence makes his way from behind the curtain that the conference table is sitting in front! It's Hernandez! Hernandez clubs Angle on the back, while Guerrero starts throwing some punches. Hernandez holds Angle's arms while Eddie taunts him. Eddie then SPITS ride in Angle's face!

Eddie Guerrero: You think you're better than me, esse?

Eddie spits another loogie right at Kurt Angle!

Eddie Guerrero: YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN LATINO HEAT, VATO?

Eddie delivers a slap to the face of Kurt Angle.

Eddie Guerrero: YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN ME, AMIGO! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CHAMPION!

As if on cue, Hernandez hoists Angle up...Angle tries to fight it....BORDER TOSS connects! Angle is out cold! Eddie gets in Angle's face.

Eddie Guerrero: CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING, KURT! STEP IN MY WAY AGAIN...AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! GET HIM UP SUPERMEX!

Hernandez sets Angle up on the conference table. Eddie climbs onto Hernandez's shoulders....jumps from his shoulders and hits a FROG SPLASH!

Guerrero looks at the crowd who is booing Guerrero and Hernandez. Guerrero grabs the two championships that lay on the ground, and walks out of frame as we fade to black.

[Eric O'Mac]

Re-posted from the draft thread since it's part of the story:

Moments ago...Kurt Angle got his ass kicked by Eddie Guerrero And Hernandez.

Eddie Guerrero walks up to the WrestleFest 2010 draft podium, carrying the WWF Undsiputed World Championship, with Hernandez by his side.

Eddie: Hola, amigos!

Boos heard from the fans.

Eddie: You see, since Kurt Angle was just decimated by the lethal combination of myself and the Super Mex, he is currently being looked at by medical personnel. Since he isn't able to come out here and make draft picks, that job now belongs to me! Look here, I even have his list!

Eddie looks at the list and balls it up.

Eddie: You really think I'm going to draft this non talented loser, Angle? No, I'm making the decisions now! And the WWF's next draft choice is someone who grew up in the wrestling business! A world class wrestler when given the chance, and beleive me, I'm sure he'll be given the chance here! No midgets to hold him back, no glass ceiling....and his Uncle Eddie is here with his arms wide open! Ladies and gentlemen, the World Wrestling Federation's next selection....

208. Chavo Guerrero Jr.!



Chavo Guerrero Jr. comes out to resounding boos, as he embraces Eddie Guerrero and Hernandez. Eddie Guerrero holds up the hands of his nephew and new cohort. Suddenly, there's a mixed reaction in the audience....it's Kurt Angle! Kurt Angle attacks all three and he starts throwing punches left and right to anyone who gets near him! Security comes to break it up, but Angle gets Eddie Guerrero in the ankle lock! Security finally breaks up the brawl as Eddie, Chavo, and Hernandez are being held back on one side, while Angle is being held back on the other. Fade to black...

[Batman]

Angle versus Eddy with Angle as the face? Interesting. Your lineup is crazy-good, that's an amazing group of technicians.

[Tommy]

I forgot about Angle's theme with the "You Suck" edited out.

His theme music is good now, but I put his original music up against some of the better themes.

[Eric O'Mac]

Thanks Serg. I wanted to do Angle as the face and Eddie as the heel because that's something that's new. We've seen Angle as the heel and Eddie as the face before. Also, one of my favorite parts of Eddie's career was his last heel run against Rey Mysterio. Some pretty awesome promos during that time period.

Tommy, I had forgotten about it too. I haven't decided which theme music Kurt's going to use yet. I need him to use something that makes him seem like a badass. You know, since he is and all.

[Eric O'Mac]

**Fade In...**



"Black Machismo" Jay Lethal - dressed in a nice suit - walks back from behind the curtain in front of the live studio audience. He walks up to the stage and has a seat behind the desk, with the EricTron sitting to his right, the viewer's left. The WWF World Championship sits on the desk. Jay Lethal speaks in his normal voice, except when noted.

Lethal: What's up ladies and gentlemen! It's been a quiet few days around the WWF. Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero have both been stripped of their GM duties, but I want to discuss some moves made during their respective reigns as GM. Kurt Angle, in response to his attack on Eddie, Hernandez, and Chavo, REMOVED Dean Malenko from the Super P-Cup Battle Royal, and has entered himself in as his replacement in order to get revenge on Eddie's group by getting in the ring with Hernandez.

Eddie decided to make a trade that acquired Montel Vontavious Porter, aka MVP! However, MVP has not yet signed with the WWF.

Since that time, owner Eric O'Mac has declared no wrestler is to make draft picks or orchestrate trades. Eric has made all picks since this ruling, and he will select a company GM or President to run the day to day operations in the near future.

With all of that being said, when Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero were quarreling over who deserved to be the first World Champion, we all saw the passion that each man had. They both, pretty clearly, wanted to be World Champion, and this isn't the last time we've heard from them on that. However - they are NOT the best choices for first World Champion...I AM!

*The crowd cheers.*

Lethal: Think back to baout two years ago - I defeated Kurt Angle cleanly in the middle of the ring to capture the TNA X-Division Championship. I did something that Samoa Joe could not do that same night and that's defeat Kurt Angle. Now, I've never faced Eddie Guerrero, but I'm not scared of him either. I may not have multiple World Championships on my resume like Kurt and I may not have the world recognition that Eddie has, but I do have one thing, and that is the talent. I promise you, if and when I step in the ring with Eddie or Angle, or anyone in this company, I will show you more than you've seen from me and that's a fact!



*MVP - dressed in a dark suit comes out from behind the curtain, with a briefcase - walks down the aisle and grabs a microphone from a stagehand.*

MVP: I'm sorry....did I hear that correctly? You think you deserve to be World Champion?

Lethal: Yeah, I said that.

MVP: That's hilarious. You see, both of us have something in common - the lack of an opportunity. The difference is - I'm worth it, and you simply aren't.

Lethal: Montel, right now you aren't worth squat! You aren't even a member of the WWF right now!

MVP: See, that's where you are wrong! In this briefcase contains my contract. Now, I'll spare you the legal talk, but I am the highest paid member of the roster, complete with large bonus...AND....I've been guaranteed an opportunity to compete for the WWF World Championship by the second card. What do you have Lethal? Has management offered you a deal of that proportion? I didn't think so. It's clear to me that management has the most faith in me - and they too know that I will be the WWF World Champion because I AM BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN'!



*Eddie Guerrero's music plays as he makes his way out, flanked by Chavo Guerrero, Hernandez, Tyson Dux, and Hector Garza. Eddie grabs a third microphone.*

Eddie: Orale, amigos! Sorry I decided to bring some friends to the party....but with Kurt Angle acting a little loco, you could never be too careful! Senor Lethal! Senor Porter! Allow me to introduce to you The Border Line! You see...Chavito, Hernandez, Hector, all represent the South of the border....and Tyson Dux, he may be the black sheep representing the Northern border, but he belongs just as much! And these four men are dedicated to helping take over the WWF! And we're going to start with the World Championship!

You see MVP.... I don't care that you have a "championship" opportunity, ese...because I am the best in the company. You are NOT better than Latino Heat. And as for you Jay Lethal - you are correct that we've never faced each other - but you are mistaken if you think you would defeat me.

Lethal: Is that so, Eddie? (changes to perfect imitation of Eddie Guerrero) Well in that case, esse, I should just give up right now! (changes back to Jay Lethal voice) But as it turns out, I believe talk is cheap. Let's get in the ring, and we'll see how it turns out.

MVP: You see, it DOESN'T MATTER how it turns about between you two! Because I am the only one with a championship opportunity - they might as well crown me the champion!

Eddie: You know, I agree, all this talk is getting a little tired...so how about I let the Border Line take care of things for me...

*Guerrero steps aside and the remaining four members start to advance on MVP and Lethal. Lethal and MVP, not friends, reluctantly remove their jackets and prepare to take on the four members of the Border Line while Eddie watches. Hernandez and Chavo go after MVP while Lethal dives from the desk to Dux and Garza! All of a sudden, Eddie is hit from behind! It's Kurt Angle! Angle and Guerrero brawl while Kaz, Jerry Lynn, Consequences Creed and Dean Malenko rush onto the stage Lynn and Red go after Chavo and Hernandez while Kaz and Creed go to help Lethal. Helping MVP up, Malenko starts to walk away when MVP attacks Malenko! This has turned into a huge brawl! Everyone except Angle and Guerrero move backstage! Angle gets the upper hand and hits the Angle Slam! He goes to apply the Ankle Lock....but all of a sudden Low Ki, out of nowhere, delivers a devastating kick to the head, knocking Angle out! Ki gets on the desk....and delivers the Warriors Way to Guerrero!Low Ki grabs the WWF World Championship and holds it up over his head. Fade to black...*

[Eric O'Mac]

*We are LIVE! at a yet unnamed arena when...*

"C'MON MAN!"

JR: BAH GAWD! THAT....THAT'S ERIC O'MAC'S MUSIC!

Josh Matthews: Uh, Jim, you know you weren't drafted to the WWF.

*Indeed, that signifies the start of Eric O'Mac's entrance theme.*

"DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!"



*Eric O'Mac comes out to a standing ovation. He has a microphone as his music dies down.*

EOM: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It seems that I have finally recovered from the ailments that left me unable to appear during the majority of the draft....but how many times do you have the opportunity to draft your brother, father, or sister, and you fail to do so? I mean, the only option that's left is my mom, and she's not even my real mom. Also, citizens in Connecticut, make sure you vote Republican this November!

Nonetheless, I have made my return, but I won't be staying long. No, I am leaving all power to a man who has been a long time employee of the World Wrestling Federation. He has served in many capacities. He's been a wrestler on occasion, a manger, a referee, and a general manager. He has a great vision for the World Wrestling Federation and will lead the WWF to a victory in the Wrestlefest 2010 competition, much like the WWF's predecessor, the NCWF did last year. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.....TEDDY LONG!



*Teddy Long comes out, shakes hands with Eric O'Mac, takes his microphone and addresses the crowd while Eric leaves.*

TL: What's up playas?

*Good crowd reaction.*



TL: Alright, alright, let's get down to business! The WWF is pleased to announce that it will be presenting it's first wrestling show, The Great American Bash live on pay-per-view in just a few weeks! Now, I know there are a lot of questions about the World Championship status. There has not been a champion named, and we will not award championships based on name recognition. We will, however, hold a tournament to determine who the WWF's first champion will be! There will be 8 men competing in this tournament. These men will be in singles action at our first pay-per-view, The Great American Bash! The winners of this match will face off in a 4-Way Elimination Match to determine the NEW WWF World Champion!

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the first four matches announced for The Great American Bash!

Eddie Guerrero vs. Dean Malenko
Kurt Angle vs. Doug Williams
Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Jay Lethal
Kaz vs. Low-Ki

TL: Ladies and gentlemen, there will be more to come! Thanks for your support!

[Chris Eco]

All of a sudden, outside the unnamed area where Teddy Long is speaking: some guys are riding up in a tank!


No, not those guys.




These guys.

The tank drives up to the arena as fans surround.

Fan #1: The hell are you guys doing here in a tank?

Charlie Haas: (with bullhorn, and a personality to boot) What in TAR-nation are you asking, citizen? This here is war, and as the All-American American Americans, we brought a big honkin' tank! We've got boys trapped in that arena we need to free!

Shelton Benjamin: Let our people go! (in his best baritone) Oppressed so hard they could not stand...Let My People Go...Go Down Moses...Preach it, Rey.

Rey Misterio Jr.: Hola, Indeterminate City Or Town! Ten-hut!

The assembled fans cheer for the cheap pop.

Rey Misterio Jr.: You know, I usually wouldn't be up here with these guys...(gestures to Swagger)...especially not this one. But es el verdad, man. Best day of my life was getting my release from the World Wrestling Federation, man. It's a company of money men, buying all the talent they can without giving una mierda about their well-being.

Jack Swagger: (wearing a wacky too-big helmet) Private Misterio speaks the truth, maggots!. We turn on the television, and we see Private Kurt Angle--the man who brought these boys (gestures to Benjamin and Haas) to the big stage, the man who inspired countless amateur wrestlers like me--well, we see him being treated like a damn punching bag. He was supposed to be in charge? Then why did those goons in security only come out to protect other wrestlers from him?

Benjamin: Kurt, you want to face the best in the world? Tear up that contract and come home to us, buddy. Come home to Booker, Michaels, Danielson. Come home to Onslaught Championship Wrestling.

Alex Riley: Atten-SHUN! What do you fans think about Onslaught Championship Wrestling?

Fan #2: It's pretty okay, I guess?

Fan #3: I think their roster has some potential if used well.

Fan #4: I still don't know who Kensuke Sasaki is.

Riley: (clears throat, takes out hundred-dollar bill) I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Let me let Mr. Franklin ask: What do you think of Onslaught Championship Wrestling?

Fans Assembled: OCW RULES! THE WWF SUCKS!

Riley throws them the hundred-dollar bill, with fans clawing at each other for the money.

Swagger: About-face! Report back to base! I've got to announce my own match...

The tank turns and leaves.

FADE

[Road Warrior Shark]

Eddie Dean and MVP Lethal are great pairings. I know Eddie/Dean has been done before, but still doens't mean it isn't great

[Eric O'Mac]

Dan LeBetard of 790 The Ticket ESPN Radio caught up with Miami native and World Wrestling Federation Owner Eric O'Mac. Here are some of the highlights of the interview:

Dan: It has been reported that you just traded Low-Ki, The Amazing Red, and Jerry Lynn to obtain the services of CM Punk, Luke Gallows, and Shane McMahon. Can you explain the thought process that goes into a trade like that?

Eric: Well, Dan, I personally am a huge fan of Low-Ki, and had several offers for him over the past month that I have had to turn down. The man is a phenomenal wrestler. With that being said, CM Punk is a first round draft pick, he's an amazing talent in the ring and on the microphone. While we hated to give up Low-Ki, the WWF is proud to announce that CM Punk will be bringing his straight edge style to wrestle against some of the best. As it pertains to The Amazing Red and Jerry Lynn, they were set to have big roles in the company. The former NWA-TNA Tag Team Champions were going to reprise their team and challenge an impressive group of tag teams we have in the WWF. However, as part of the trade, CM Punk demanded we acquire the services of his Straight Edge Society member and bodyguard Luke Gallows. We thought it was necessary, so we grabbed Mr. Gallows. Lastly, I had wanted to draft Shane the entire draft and the MWF owner, Matte, beat me to it. His inclusion in this deal was key - people have claimed for the past three years that Shane was an overrated talent - that is false. In fact, he's underrated. He'll play a huge role in the WWF.

Dan: With Shane McMahon coming in, does this mean that he will be taking control over operations of the company? If that's the case, what does this mean for current General Manager Teddy Long?

Eric: We are still trying to figure out the logistics of what role Shane will be utilized in here in the WWF. With that being said, we are very happy with Teddy's services and we will continue to employ him as General Manager. He may have to share responsibilities with Shane at some point, but keep in mind that both Shane and Teddy have experiences as wrestlers, managers, and referees in addition to management responsibilities. With their versatility, we can easily slot them in at one of those positions if we need to.

Dan: Teddy Long announced the matchups for the opening round of a WWF Championship tournament. With Low-Ki no longer a member of the company, what does that do to the tournament?

Eric: Right now, the plan is to slot CM Punk in Low-Ki's place. However, cards are always subject to change. I'll be meeting with Shane and Teddy over the next couple of days to discuss a possible change in plans. The WWF has the best talent in the world - I want to make sure they get showcased properly.

Dan: Last year, your company, the NCWF, was declared the best wrestling company out of 24 competing companies. Do you think you have a chance to repeat against your 20 other competitors?

Eric: Absolutely I think we have a chance to be named the best wrestling company out of the entire WrestleFest competition. Looking at our roster, we have some of the best name talent and best wrestling talent. We have 3 first round talents - more than any other company if I'm not mistaken. In fact, I think when Eddie Guerrero was acquired, we were the only company with two first round talents. Beyond those three, we have some of the most promising names in wrestling such as Jay Lethal, Kaz, Doug Williams, and MVP. We also have some of the best talent most people have never heard of - guys like Jody Fleisch, Brent Albright, Jonny Storm, BJ Whitmer - but do a quick search on Youtube for some of these guys, and you'll be amazed.

Dan: What companies striek you as the companies to beat?

Eric: I have a good relationship with Dana White and Dashbee of the UWC. We have even loaned out Josh Matthews to help with their announce team from time to time. Their business model is certainly something to look out for. If you are a fan of tag team wrestling, DWI: Darling Invitation Wrestling, and Double Trouble Wrestling have a hoarde of the best tag team talent in the history of professional wrestling. OCW, which, if I'm not mistaken, is the remnants of CMLL from last years competition, looks to be very competitive. They recently beat us out over the services of Kenta Kobashi in a trade. They've also made it a habit of "invading" other companies, declaring "war" or some other nonsense. I won't get into it because the shows the WWF will put on will speak for themselves. After that? I won't list everyone, they all will have something for the fans.

Dan: Have you finalized your roster or are you actively trying to obtain more talent?

Eric: The WWF is ALWAYS looking for the best talent. I'm currently in talks with two or three other companies, hopefully trying to make the WWF a little better.

Dan: Alrght, we'll get you out of here on this question: where will the WWF hold their shows?

Eric: Well, Dan, when the process started, I wanted to keep my father's tradition alive and run the New York market. We specifically had in mind Madison Square Garden. That arena has been drafted, and we would like to trade for it. If a deal cannot be reached, there are other New York venues that we have in mind. If all possible venues in the New York area are gone by the time we have made our pick, the other two options are to go to Los Angeles, or bring the WWF to my home here in Miami, Florida. We wouldn't like to do that, seeing as all of our promotional materials with our wrestlers have the New York background, but we will cross that bridge when we get to it.

Dan: Thanks for the time, Eric!

Eric: Thanks Dan, and Go Heat!

[Eric O'Mac]

A Brief History Lesson...

In 2009, Puns Wrestling Alliance (PWA) held it's annual Wrestling Draft and Showdown competition. After 4 weeks, the only two companies that remained were Ecosystem's Consejo Nuevo de Lucha Ligera and Eric O'Mac's National Championship Wrestling Federation.

The CNLL's top championship, the CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship was captured by CM Punk in an opportunistic manner, as he defeated Dean Malenko at the end of a gauntlet match, following Malenko's second match of the night. However, Punk remained a fighting champion, retaining the CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship throughout the course of the competition.



The National Championship Wrestling Federation's top championship was captured by Shawn Michaels at NCWF V: Balboa after Shawn Michael defeated Brock Lesnar in an Iron Man Match. This card was the last official card of the PWA competition, a competition that the NCWF narrowly edged out the CNLL for victory. After the competition was over, one more card was ran by the NCWF. At NCWF VI: The Half-Blood Prince, Juventud Guerrera, the newly crowned NCWF Crusierweight Champion, challenged Shawn Michaels for his NCWF Heavyweight Championship. Michaels asked Guerrera to put his title on the line as well, and the two men went to battle. Results were not revealed, but Shawn Michaels ended up defeating The Juice in a 25 minute main event match by hitting Guerrera with Sweet Chin Music. He unified the Heavyweight and Crusierweight Championships, resulting in one World's Unified Champion.



It is now 2010. PWA's draft competition has been renamed WrestleFest. The remnants of the National Championship Wrestling Federation have been turned into the World Wrestling Federation and have signed an agreement to run all of their shows in The World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden.



After a lot of trades and transactions, Shawn Michaels and CM Punk - the champions of the top two companies in 2009, are on the same roster. Rumor has it that both men will bring their championships with them to the WWF and claim to be the heir to the WWF World Championship. With other talents such as Kurt Angle, Jay Lethal, Kenta Kobashi, and Punk's old rival, Dean Malenko also staking a claim to the the very best the WWF has to offer, how will all of this get resolved?

Answers are coming soon. Stay tuned.

[Eric O'Mac]

*We are backstage at Madison Square Garden, where CM Punk - wearing the CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist - is walking with his Straight Edge Society members Luke Gallows and Julio Dinero. They spot a dejected Tyson Dux leaning against a wall, and they circle him.*


CM Punk: Tyson Dux. Things aren't exactly working out the way you had hoped here in the WWF, are they?

Tyson Dux: You know, I was suppose to be in the biggest stable in the WWF. I was handpicked by Eddie Guerrero to represent his Border Line faction.

CM Punk (as slimy as possible): Promises were made. Wrestlers ended up leaving you. Your career flashes before your eyes. I've heard the story before. Allow me to be brutally honest - Eddie Guerrero isn't walking through that door. Shawn Hernandez isn't coming back for you. They're enjoying their positions over at OCW.

Tyson Dux: I know.

CM Punk: Chavo Guerrero Jr.? He too, was a bit directionless without his Uncle Eddie - but he found a new home. Hector Garza, the last man you had any real connection with, was just traded for someone who doesn't even speak English. And now you're alone. All alone. Rumor has it that you're next on the trade block. You're next to be dropped off the roster without warning. And no one wants that to happen.

Tyson Dux: If I'm given a chance to wrestle, I'll prove everyone wrong.

CM Punk: And I agree with you. But you see the problem with the World Wrestling Federation? They won't give you a chance. They want the marquee guys. Guys like Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle. They want certifiable legends like Kenta Kobashi. They want promising potential like Jay Lethal and Frankie Kazarian. And while they are too busy flirting with guys who represent the worst in our sport, they won't have time to to see the very best in our sport.

Tyson Dux: It's really not fair.

CM Punk: There's only one solution as far as I can see.

Tyson Dux: And that is...

CM Punk: Join the Straight Edge Society.

Tyson Dux: No offense, but you guys seem a little....crazy.

CM Punk: You don't know what you're saying. You see, the Straight Edge Society represents being alcohol free, drug free. Getting rid of all the vices that hold you back from being the best you can be. Vices like gambling, religion, drugs - all of those crutches that just end up slowing you down. In the Straight Edge Society, you won't be alone again. We're not going anywhere. Just take a look at Luke Gallows.

*Luke Gallows steps forward.*

CM Punk: Luke Gallows was masquerading in the wrestling world as a hillbilly who was so heavily medicated, he only was able to function semi-properly if he heard a bell ring. That's where I stepped in. He pledged to be a follower of the straight edge culture. He stopped becoming dependent on pills, and he came independent. All because of what I was able to do for him. He was nobody before becoming Straight Edge. And now? Look at his former associate. Has anyone seen Jesse Gordy - oh, I'm sorry, excuse me - Slam Master J around anymore? He chose to walk down a wide path and he's become lost. Luke Gallows chose the narrow path and he has been found. Take a look at Julio Dinero.

*Julio Dinero steps forward.*

CM Punk: A long time ago, me and Julio Dinero use to run in the same gathering. We had since parted our ways, but one of us went in one direction, and the other became a Straight Edge World Champion. Julio Dinero did nothing of note after becoming disassociated with me. He became what we know in the wrestler world as "a jobber." And not only did he job in his professional career, but his personal life as well. And then, all of a sudden, he too was given a life jacket to salvation. I convinced Shane McMahon to drop a non talented Tough Enough excuse to pick up my old friend, in the hopes that he would see the light and become a follower of the Straight Edge style. He has, and he's a better man for it. No one in the twenty other wrestling companies wanted anything to do with him - but now he belongs. He's family. And you, Tyson Dux, can be family too.

Tyson Dux:...

CM Punk: You don't have to say anything. But I would like you to come with us. We all know how much you hate being alone. With us, you won't walk alone any longer. In fact, when you walk with us, you'll be better for it. Because being straight edge means being drug free, vice free, alcohol free...AND BETTER than EVERYONE ELSE.

* CM Punk walks past Tyson Dux into the hallway. Luke Gallows and Julio Dinero wait behind Dux, waiting for Dux to make a move. Dux, reluctantly, starts to follow behind Punk. Gallows and Dinero fallow behind him. Fade to black.*

[Eric O'Mac]

*We go live to Madison Square Garden where Jay Leno is standing with Shane McMahon.*

Leno: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome my next guest at this time - Shane McMahon. Shane, welcome back to the WWF.

McMahon: Thanks Jay. I'm glad to be here.

Leno: Let' me get straight to the question that is on everyone's mind: with rumors floating around about newly acquired talents CM Punk and Shawn Michaels both staking a claim as world champions, how does WWF management plan to resolve the situation?

McMahon: It's been a confusing time. I know Teddy and I had a plan - that plan went out the window the moment we acquired the services of Shawn Michaels. That eight man tournament will not be happening. Circumstances have changed. I can't really let you in on too much now - we will have Raw is War before the announcement of our first pay-per-view that will answer more questions. All I can say is that CM Punk - who is coming is as the CNLL Light Heavyweight Champion is claiming to be the rightful heir to the WWF Championship. Shawn Michaels, who is coming in as NCWF Unified World Champion, is also claiming the same thing.

Leno: What about talents like Kurt Angle, Dean Malenko, MVP, and Kenta Kobashi? They all argurably have arguments to at least fight for the WWF Championship.

McMahon: Absolutely. MVP has it written in his contract - that he will receive an opportunity to fight for the WWF Championship at the first pay-per-view. I fully intend to honor that contract - he will receive his opportunity. I've already spoken to Dean Malenko. He has bad blood with CM Punk from their time in CNLL - issues that he wants to settle immediately, so we are looking into accommodating his request. I simply cannot wait to utilize the services of Kenta Kobashi. He has participated in so many 5 star matches in his career, and I know he'll the opportunity to do that in the WWF.

Which brings me to Kurt Angle. I have some video I want to play, involving comments Angle made about me. Let's role the tape.

A couple of weeks ago...

Kurt Angle: I say forget about Shane McMahon! He's had two good matches! On of which he was carried by me! We don't want him - we don't need him - he's NOTHING to the World Wrestling Federation!

Now, back in real time...

McMahon: I wonder, is that so, Jay? That I am NOTHING to the WWF? Well, my dad use to have an old saying - don't cross the boss. And quite frankly, I knew that if I were ever to make my way to the WWF, Kurt would regret using those words to bash me. He'll be dealt with, and trust me, he'll have to EARN championship title shots. He won't be handed a title shot out of the blue just because he thinks he deserves one.

Leno: Any announcement regarding Tag Team Championships and a secondary championship?

McMahon: We've spoken to current NCWF World Tag Team Champions Los Guerreros Del Infierno and we have informed them that the lineage of their championships will not be continued in the WWF. Alexander Darling offered to loan his champions out to us to attempt to retrieve the championships, but they are free to keep those championships. We will create new championships in their place and we wish Los Guerreros Del Infierno the best of luck in DWI.

As it pertains to the NCWF Intercontinental Championship, Jack Swagger defeated Jamie Noble at NCWF VI to claim that championship. That title lineage will also be broken. Jack Swagger, apparently, wants nothing to do with the WWF. We have attempted to retrieve that championships to no avail. We've decided to say "fuck it" and create a new championship just to avoid the drama. What that championship will be is to be determined.

Leno: Thank you for your time.

McMahon: Anytime Jay. Remember, be sure to catch a special Raw is War this week!

[Eric O'Mac]

WWF Opening Introduction Video:TO BE EDITED IN LATER



And now, Raw opening video (excluding, nearly...everyone in the video since I didn't want to put together another video):



Todd Grisham: WE ARE JUST A FEW MORE DAYS AWAY FROM THE WWF'S RETURN TO PAY-PER-VIEW! HELLO EVERYBODY, I'M TOOD GRISHAM, ALONGSIDE FRANK TRIGG AND WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT!

Frank Trigg: That's right Todd, we're going to see Dean Malenko in action against Ryan Sakoda!

TG: We'll also get to see a preview of a match this Sunday when Scotty 2 Hotty goes one on one with a member of the Straight Edge Society. Who will he face? We'll find out later tonight!

FT: That's right, but first off, we're going to get a look at two of the WWF's tag teams!

*Arrogance - Chris Bosh and Scott Lost - start to head towards the ring while their music plays.*

TG: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the tag team of Arrogance. Chris Bosh and Scott Lost. They aren't a very well known team, having spent a lot of time in the independent leagues, as well as a brief stint in DWI. Not very well known, but very athletic competitors.

*The Thrillerseekers music plays as Johnny Jeter and Matt Cappotelli come out to a loud ovation.*

TG: The team of Johnny Jeter and Matt Cappotelli. These guys are a little more well known, but not for their tag team. Most of you may remember Matt Cappotelli on the WWE's Tough Enough Season 3, where he, along with John Morrison, became the eventual winners.

FT: Yeah, and the last thing these fans probably remember about Johnny Jeter is that he was stuffed into a box and shipped back to OVW!

TG: He's referring to Jeter's last on-screen appearance with the WWE, when he was a member of the Spirit Squad. However, Jeter and Cappotelli are reunited, and look to gain tag team glory here in the WWF!

Match 1: Thrillseekers (Jeter and Cappotelli) defeat Arrogance (Lost and Bosh) via Jeter pinfall on Bosh after a Jeter moonsault (Match Length: 8:45).

Highlights: Quick paced tag team match. Cappotelli and Jeter work really well together. Lots of double team moves. Bosh and Lost seemed a little out of their element in this match, as Jeter and Cappotelli win easily.

TG: A great way to kick off Raw! This just in, the Thrillseekers will have a match at the WWF's first pay-per-view which is just days away! The Thrillseekers will be facing the team of The Naturals!

FT: That looks to be a great match.

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*HERE COMES THE MONEY!*

*Shane McMahon's music hits as him and Teddy Long come out to an ovation.*

TG: Shane McMahon and Teddy Long, the two men entrusted with running the WWF are on their way our to address the World Championship controversy that all started LAST year! Let's take a look.

*Flashback to last year: CM Punk wins CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship. Shawn Michaels win NCWF Heavyweight Championship, and then unifies that belt with the NCWF Crusierweight Championship. When we get back from the flashback, Long and McMahon are in the ring.*

Shane McMahon: As everyone knows, CM Punk and Shawn Michaels both have legitimate claims to be World Champion here in the WWF! CM Punk brings a championship that was defended on several occasions from the now-defunct CNLL, which was a highly competitive company. Shawn Michaels brings two World Championship belts to the WWF's predecessor, the NCWF. And everyone wants to know what me and Teddy Long are going to do about it.

Teddy Long: We had a tournament planned, playa, but the acquisition of Michaels and Punk made us step a step back and realize exactly what we have here. Two men who both believe they should be World Champion, not to mention the others, such as Kurt Angle, Dean Malenko, and MVP who all want a shot to be the best in the business.

Shane McMahon: So, to answer the question that is on everyone's mind...who will be named the WWF's World Champion?

The answer: BOTH CM PUNK AND SHAWN MICHAELS!

FT: What?!?

*The fans are going wild.*

Teddy Long: That's right! Both men are named World Champion. CM Punk's belt, the former CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship, will now be referred to as the World Championship! Shawn Michaels' belts will now be referred to as the WWF Unified Championships!

Shane McMahon: And not only that, but we are prepared to name their opponents for the WWF's pay-per-view: Fully Loaded!

Teddy Long: When CM Punk first arrived here in the WWF, there was one man who came to us first. He said he didn't care how it was done, but he wanted to face CM Punk first. That man will face CM Punk for the World Championship and his name is the Man of 1000 holds, Dean Malenko!

*Big face pop for Dean Malenko.*

Shane McMahon: And Shawn Michaels will need to face a man who has a contract stating he will get a championship opportunity. This wrestler is half man, half amazing...M.V.P!!!

*Boos heard for MVP.*

Teddy Long: So there's your double main event for Fully Loaded, ladies and gentlemen! The rest of the pay-per-view card will be announced throughout the night and will be finalized this weekend!

*Kurt Angle's music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction.*

TG: Kurt Angle is out, and he does NOT look happy, Frank.

FT: No, I think he was convinced he was going to get a championship shot at the first pay-per-view, and who can blame him? He's Kurt Freaking Angle!

*Kurt Angle gets in the ring, where he has a microphone.*

Kurt Angle: Now, excuse me if I misheard - but there are two world champions...not named Kurt Angle. And there are two #1 contenders...not named Kurt Angle.

Shane McMahon: What are you getting at, Kurt?

Kurt Angle: Are you out of your freaking minds?

Shane McMahon: Not at all Kurt. But, like I mentioned a few days ago in an interview with Jay Leno, you really should think before you burn any bridges, Kurt. A you burned my bridge before I even got here. Now that I am here, I'm content on making you EARN any championship opportunity.

Kurt Angle: Alright then. Tell me, MISTER MCMAHON, what must I do to earn a championship opportunity?

Shane McMahon: Well, for starters...you are going to have to join a special club....THE SHANE MCMAHON, KISS-MY-ASS CLUB!

*The crowd laughs and pops.*

TG: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Kurt Angle: You can't be serious.

Shane McMahon: Actually...you're right. I am not serious. How about you win 3 pay-per-view matches in a row, Kurt? Your first match will be at Fully Loaded. Win that match, and then the following two matches, and you'll get a shot at a championship. And your match this Sunday? It will be a Street Fight!

Kurt Angle: That sounds fair enough.

*Kurt Angle starts to leave, but Teddy Long stops him.*

Teddy Long: Hold up a second, playa. Since you are here and all, how about we book you in a warm-up match for the pay-per-view.

Kurt Angle: Yeah, about that...who am I facing at the pay-per-view again?

Shane McMahon: You'll find out tonight, because you two are going to be on opposite ends of the mat. You see, Kurt, you'll be teaming up with MVP...and you'll be facing...Shawn Michaels and your opponent at the pay-per-view.

Kurt Angle: You've got me teaming with MVP? Really?

Shane McMahon: Don't like it Kurt? You better learn to love it.

Teddy Long: Holla back atcha, playa!

*Shane McMahon's music hits as we go to commercial.*

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*We come back as Todd Grisham and Frank Trigg are discussing the announcement that was just made MOMENTS AGO.*

MOMENTS AGO:

Teddy Long: That's right! Both men are named World Champion. CM Punk's belt, the former CNLL Light Heavyweight Championship, will now be referred to as the World Championship! Shawn Michaels' belts will now be referred to as the WWF Unified Championships!

Shane McMahon: And not only that, but we are prepared to name their opponents for the WWF's pay-per-view: Fully Loaded!

Teddy Long: When CM Punk first arrived here in the WWF, there was one man who came to us first. He said he didn't care how it was done, but he wanted to face CM Punk first. That man will face CM Punk for the World Championship and his name is the Man of 1000 holds, Dean Malenko!

*Big face pop for Dean Malenko.*

Shane McMahon: And Shawn Michaels will need to face a man who has a contract stating he will get a championship opportunity. This wrestler is half man, half amazing...M.V.P!!!

AND EVEN LESS MOMENTS AGO:

Teddy Long: Hold up a second, playa. Since you are here and all, how about we book you in a warm-up match for the pay-per-view.

Kurt Angle: Yeah, about that...who am I facing at the pay-per-view again?

Shane McMahon: You'll find out tonight, because you two are going to be on opposite ends of the mat. You see, Kurt, you'll be teaming up with MVP...and you'll be facing...Shawn Michaels and your opponent at the pay-per-view.

TG: It's been an amazing night, Frank, and we still have 3 more matches to get to tonight!

FT: That's right, and coming up, we'll see Scotty 2 Hotty take on a member of the Straight Edge Society!

*Too Cool's music hits as the crowd pops and Scotty 2 Hotty, accompanied by Grand Master Sexay, heads towards the ring.*

TG: The former WWF Tag Team Champions back when they defeated Edge and Christian in May of 2000. They held that title for a little less than a month before losing them at the King of the Ring. Who will Scotty 2 Hotty face tonight?

*The Straight Edge Society's music comes on as Luke Gallows and Julio Dinero come out together...with no inclination as to who Scotty is facing. Suddenly, they stop, part ways and point to the entrance when TYSON DUX emerges, wearing the Striaght Edge Society wrestling trunks and armband. Dux seems to be the wrestler chosen to face Scotty 2 Hotty as Dinero heads to the commentary booth and Gallows remains as the top of the ramp.*

TG: It seems Tyson Dux, someone who was approached by the Straight Edge Society a few days ago, will be representing the group in a match against Scotty 2 Hotty.

FT: And it seems that Julio Dinero would like to join us on commentary. Welcome to the booth, Julio.

Julio Dinero: Thanks Frank.

TG: So, what's the story behind Tyson Dux? Has he officially joined the Straight Edge Society?

JD: Kind of. Tonight is an initiation of sorts. If he beats Scotty tonight, then he's in. If not? He'll have more work before he gains the trust of myself, Luke Gallows, and our leader, CM Punk.

FT: What are your thoughts on CM Punk being named World Champion?

JD: The only thing that could have made the moment better is if they stripped Shawn Michaels of his championships and awarded them to Punk. Michaels, a religious zealot and drug abuser, should not be representing the WWF.

TG: I'm pretty sure he's not a drug abuser, at least, not anymore, Julio.

JD: He's not Straight Edge. Which automatically makes Punk better than him.

TG: Well, we'll agree to disagree, but we have a match!

Match 2: Tyson Dux defeats Scotty 2 Hotty via Dux pinfall after a Dux hits a brainbuster on Scotty. (Match Length: 12:46)

Highlights: Pretty even matchup. Finish comes when Scotty, who is attempting the worm, is tripped up by Dinero, who leaves the commentary booth. Scotty 2 Hotty points to Dinero, while Sexay chases after him. When Scotty turns around, he is hit with a brainbsuter, that leads to a Dux victory.

TG: I cannot believe it! Dux did NOT win that matchup fairly!

FT: Scotty should have never taken his eyes off of Dux! He has no one but himself to blame!

TG: It seems that Too Cool will be facing Straight Edge Society members Tyson Dux and Julio Dinero at Fully Loaded. Too Cool will have a chance to even the odds! Right now we go backstage where Maria is standing with the WWF Unified Champion, Shawn Michaels!

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Maria: I'm standing here with WWF Unified Champion, Shawn Michaels. Shawn, what are your thoughts on being named champion?

HBK: Well, Maria, to be honest, I don't like it. I'd much rather earn my way to a championship than just to be handed one, especially if it's a world championship. I wouldn't dare take a secondary championship, like the former NCWF Intercontinental Championship, and claim to be a World Champion. But ultimately, the question is, am I deserving? Yes I am, and I plan to prove it this Sunday against MVP.

Maria: You have a tag team match tonight, where your partner has not been announced. Do you know who your partner is?

HBK: Your guess is as good as mine. But make no mistake about it, no matter who my partner is, I will go out there, and be the Showstopper...I will be the Main Event...and I will be the Icon, but most importantly, I will show everyone what a true champion looks like.

*HBK leaves the backstage area as we go to commercial.*

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*We return with Ryan Sakoda's music playing and he is heading the ring.*


TG: Ryan Sakoda, best known for his work with Jimmy Yang in the WWE as a henchmen for Yoshihiro Tajiri, is getting ready to face Dean Malenko, who was earlier named CM Punk's opponent at Fully Loaded, where the World Championship WILL be on the line.

*Dean Malenko's music hits and he heads out to the ring.*

FT: And there he is, the man of 1000 holds. You know, him and Punk have history from the CNLL.

TG: That they do, Frank, and that is a key motivator for Dean Malenko - he held the World Championship for a brief moment, only for CM Punk to swoop in a take it from him.

Match 3: Dean Malenko defeats Ryan Sakoda via submission. (Match Length: 4:56)

Highlights: Nice athletically paced match, but Malenko is clearly miles ahead of Sakoda. Malenko hits a powerbomb, which allows Malenko to slap on the Texas Cloverleaf and get the quick submission win.

*The referee raises Dean's hand, but Malenko's music is interrupted by CM Punk's music.*

TG: What does he want?!

FT: Maybe he just wants to congratulation Dean Malenko on a hard fought victory, Todd!

TG: Yeah, right. Punk just wants to steal Malenko's glory!

*CM Punk, wearing the World Championship, brandishes a microphone and he walks towards the ring, and talks while doing so.*

CM Punk: (sarcastically) Congratulations, Dean Malenko. Some warmup match you had there. Oh, and congratulations on getting one more shot at my World Championship. I guess someone had to be the first one for me to defeat here in the WWF. Might as well be someone who got bested by me time and time again the CNLL.

You see, Dean, I heard you had a problem with me. But if you wanted a fight, you didn't have to run to Teddy Long and Shane McMahon, you could have come straight to me, and, like the straight edge warrior I am, I would have accepted a match with you. Because, quite frankly, Dean, I have a problem with you too.

TG: What kind of problem could anyone have with Dean Malenko?

CM Punk: You see, Dean, I look back at your career, and while you no doubt had a good career, I seem to notice that you always seemed to be involved with a couple of friends. A couple of former World Champions. You became friends with these two individuals in Japan. You went to ECW together...you went to WCW together...and you went to the WWF together. You three were inseparable!

But then...something happened, and the three of you became just two. It seems one persons past caught up with him and he woke up DEAD.

*The crowd boos loudly. Dean Malenko starts to shake angrily.*

TG: Wow, I think Punk has gone a little too far.

CM Punk: So then there were two. But it seems that your other remaining friend? He had some secrets of his own. And these secrets drove him to kill - not only innocent family members, but he took the cowards way, and he took his own life...just like before, he ended up DEAD.

*The crowd is heavily booing now and Punk slips int he ring. Malenko hasn't left where he was standing, but he is still shaking angrily.*

CM Punk: So that leaves you all by yourself. And that leads me to believe that you are knocking on death's door, just like your friends...of, if you aren't. then you're an ENABLER. You CAUSED your friends to die. You spent more time with them than anyone. If anyone knew of their addictions, their drug problems, it was you , and YOU...DID...NOTHING.

As far as I can see, Dean Malenko, YOU KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. And THAT'S why I have a problem with you. You ENABLED them to take drugs, to abuse alcohol, while you sat on your ass and DID NOTHING.

*Punk gets right in front of Malenko, who still hasn't moved.*

CM Punk: So, on behalf of your DEAD friends, Dean, I will fight for their honor. You had the chance to clean their lives, clean their spirits, and have them do away with the drugs and the alcohol, but you chose not to do that. They paid a heavy price because they were not straight edge and neither were you. You will pay your price for not being straight edge at Fully Loaded, Dean Malenko...because straight edge means I'm DRUG FREE....I'M ALCOHOL FREE...AND I'M BETTER THAN *OOMPH*!

*Malenko slaps the taste out of Punk's mouth and they start brawling!*

TG: Serves Punk right!

*Malenko throws a few right hooks and follows up with a clothesline! Punk is down and Malenko goes for the Texas Cloverleaf submission! Punk is fighting it!!! Malenko looks to clinch it in...when he is knocked down by a BIG Luke Gallows clothesline! The rest of the SES joins Gallows and Punk as the four members start kicking at Malenko....but TOO COOL runs out! Double clothesline by Sexay! Malenko is up and the fight is nearly even as Punk powders out of the ring and heads back up the ramp! The remaining SES members Dinero, Gallows, and Dux, are all clotheslined out of the ring and they scurry up the ramp as Too Cool and Dean Malenko stand tall!*

TG: CM Punk will have to answer for his comments at Fully Loaded, Frank! He crossed a line, he went too far, and Malenko is ready to get his hands on the slimy bastard!

FT: I'll admit, that may have went a bit too far for my tastes, but Punk knew exactly what he was doing, and he got right under Malenko's skin.

TG: What a match that will be at Fully Loaded! Coming up next, our main event! Kurt Angle will reluctantly team up with MVP to face Shawn Michaels and a mystery partner! This mystery partner will face Kurt Angle in a Street Fight at Fully Loaded...and we will find out his identity...NEXT!

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* We cut backstage to see Kurt Angle doing some squat thrusts. MVP enters the frame.

MVP: HEY! You have a problem with me?

Kurt Angle: As a matter of fact, I do. There's no way you deserve a title shot before I do.

MVP: Hey, I demanded it, and the WWF caved. They knew that they wanted my services and they were willing to pay to get them.

Kurt Angle: Well, MVP, good luck in that match at Fully Loaded. I'm sure you're going to need it. But tonight? Don't mess things up for me - because if you do, you'll answer for them. Oh it's true. It's damn true.

MVP: That's cool. You just stay out of my way too. Because I'm MVP...and I'm STRAIGHT-UP- BALLIN!

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TG: And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, our feature main event of this special, one hour edition of Raw! MVP teams up with Kurt Angle to face Shawn Michaels and Angle's Pay-Per-View opponents!

*I'M COMING!*

*MVP's music hits as he comes out to loud boos.*

TG: Kurt Angle is NOT happy about having to team with MVP.

FT: He should be! At least he knows who his partner is!

*MVP is in the ring as Kurt Angle's TNA music plays. Kurt Angle comes out to a mixed, respectful, reaction.*

TG: Love him or hate him, you have to respect him. Kurt Angle is the ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling.

*Angle gets in the ring, and him and MVP do not seem to be getting along. "Sexy Boy" comes on over the speakers and HBK comes out wearing his WWF Unified Championships.*

FT: The Showstopper is in town! We will be seeing a preview of two matches at our Fully Loaded Pay-Per-View, Todd!

TG: That's right, Frank, and I'm being told that the full card will be posted this weekend. We have five announced matches, there will be a couple of more matches featuring superstars such as Jay Lethal, Kazarian, Doug Williams, and Kenta Kobashi.

*HBK gets in the ring and we wait for the anouncement of his partner and Kurt Angle's opponent at Fully Loaded.*

TG: WHO IS SHAWN MICHAELS' PARTNER? WHO WILL FACE KURT ANGLE IN A STREET FIGHT AT FULLY LOADED?

*........HERE COMES THE MONEY.......*

TG: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

* That's right, Shane McMahon comes out wearing his Shane O'Mac jersey and wrestling gear! The crowd pops big as Kurt Angle grins.*

FT: It looks like Shane McMahon really took Kurt Angle's comments personally, Todd! He's going to battle Angle one on one in a Street Fight at Fully Loaded!

TG: We've seen that match before, Frank, but it was a classic. Shane McMahon gave Kurt Angle everything he had, and then some - and remember that Kurt needs to win this match if he wants to get a championship title shot! He HAS to win three pay-per-view matches in a row, so tonight's match does NOT count towards that streak!

*McMahon gets in the ring, and it is decided that Shawn Michaels will start against MVP. The bell rings...*

Match 4: Kurt Angle and MVP defeat Shawn Michaels and Shane McMahon via MVP pinfall on Shane McMahon. (Match Length: 16:39)

Highlights: Standard tag match formula. Michaels does not get a lot of time against MVP, nor does Angle get a lot of time against Shane McMahon. Finish comes when Shawn Michaels superkicks Kurt Angle, but is caught in the Playmaker from MVP immediately after. Shane McMahon attempts to cover Angle, but MVP breaks up the pinfall and hits McMahon with the Playmaker for the victory.

TG: MVP and Kurt Angle are victorious tonight!

*The referee holds Angle and MVP's hands up in victory...when MVP breaks away and hits Angle with the Playmaker! MVP's music plays and the crowd boos loudly.*

FT: And with that, right there, MVP just told the world that he's for real. He will challenge Shawn Michaels for the WWF Unified Championships, and everyone in the WWF better start taking him seriously.

TG: Ladies and gentlemen, we are out of time! Five matches have been announced for WWF Fully Loaded, with a couple of more to be announced this weekend! We'll see you at the pay-per-view, for Frank Trigg, I'm Todd Grisham...GOOD NIGHT!

*The show fades to black...*

[Eric O'Mac]

WWF FULLY LOADED



Announcers: Todd Grisham and Frank Trigg
Co-General Managers: Teddy Long and Shane McMahon
Backstage Interviewers: Jay Leno and Maria


PRE-TAPED VIDEO Featuring Shawn and Gus from Psych!

Brent Albright vs. Yuji Nagata

Jay Lethal vs. Doug Williams

Kenta Kobashi vs. Kazarian

Too Cool (Grand Master Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) vs. The Straight Edge Society (Tyson Dux and Julio Dinero) (w/ Luke Gallows)

The Naturals (Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens) vs. The Thrillseekers (Johnny Jeter and Matt Cappotelli)

STREET FIGHT
Kurt Angle* vs. Shane McMahon
*Angle must win three straight pay-per-view matches in order to get a championship title shot. His current streak is at 0.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CM Punk (c) vs. Dean Malenko

WWF UNIFIED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Shawn Michaels (c) vs. MVP

[Eric O'Mac]

*Six WWF wrestlers - Jay Lethal, Kenta Kobashi, Kazarian, Doug Williams, Brent Albright, and Yuji Nagata - are hanging around outisde of Teddy Long's office when Long's door opens up and Teddy steps out.*

Teddy Long: Alright playas. I've heard some rumblings about why the 6 of you have been placed in random matches at WWF Fully Loaded. Here's the deal: first of all, just be happy you're on the card. There's a lot of talent in that locker room that are just itching at the chance to take your spot. If you have a problem with the match you are in, speak now, and I'll make sure that I make someone in that locker room very happy.

*No one raises their hand.*

Teddy Long: Alright. Secondly, I've placed you each in a match against an opponent that I know you can work well with. Your job? Impress me. If you impress me, you'll get championship title shots. I don't care about win-loss records at this point. But if you show promise and you prove to be someone the fans can get behind, then you'll get your chance.

Brent Albright and Yuji Nagata? I know you two are friendly, but you two need to step it up and rock the house. If the crowd is flat, it's your fault because you two are opening up the pay-per-view.

Kazarian, your opponent, Kenta Kobashi, is a legend in this sport. I know you've been complaining about being a top talent - if you can hang with him to prove you belong, that's the first step. Kenta, you may be a legend in your native Japan, but this is the big time. Not many people know about you in the United States - make sure they know who you are after your match.

Jay Lethal, Doug Williams, two up and comers in this business - I expect big things from you two...

Unknown Voice: Instead of addressing these blokes, why don't you give us some attention?

*Teddy Long turns his head to see Jody Flesich and Jonny Storm approaching.*

Jonny Storm:Yeah, Mr. General Manager. Why don't you put us on the card, and let us show you some actual talent?

Teddy Long:Sorry playaz. However, I will make sure you are showcased on our next pay-per-view.

Jody Fleisch:That's not good enough. If you won't give us an opportunity, we'll make one.

*Fleisch and Storm get on both sides of Long, but they are surprised by Jay Lethal who attacks them before they can attack Long! This causes a pier eight brawl, with Long slipping back into his office. We fade to black, *

[Eric O'Mac]

WWF FULLY LOADED

*PRE-TAPED VIDEO FEATURING SHAWN AND GUS FROM PSYCH!*

*Dule Hill and James Roday (as Gus and Shawn, respectively) appear in front of the camera.*

Shawn: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWF Fully Loaded - I am hour host, Shawn Spencer, this is my co-host Pepper McKnight.

Gus: Shut up, Shawn. I'm Burton Guster. I'm also a...

Shawn: Dude, nobody cares what you do on the side.

Gus: You mean my real job?

Shawn: I've heard it both ways. But listen to the crowd? I'm going out there.

Gus: You can't hear anything Shawn. This is a pre-taped video. The crowd hasn't arrived. And you can't go out there.

Shawn: Says who?

Gus: Byrne.

Shawn: Please..you expect me to take orders from a guy who's username is dxb? That's clearly some kind of drug.

Gus: I think that's his son's initials.

Shawn: Wait, his son's middle initial is an X.

Gus: Yeah?

Shawn: I take it back, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Only slightly more cooler than the time I took in a kitten and fleas spread all over the apartment building.

Gus: That was Byrne, Shawn.

Shawn: Actually, that was me. Happened when your sister was in town two years ago.

Gus: You mean the time you hooked up with my sister knowing how pissed I would be?

Shawn: I didn't know you'd be THAT mad.

Gus: You know what? Forget it. You can kiss my black ass, Shawn. You must be out of your damn mind if you think I'm doing this video with you anymore.

*Gus walks off.*

Shawn: Was it something I said? Anyways, tonight's card features two championships on the line. I am going to use my psychic ability to correctly predict one of the matches on the card...and I think the Macho Man is going to defeat the British guy. Enjoy the show everyone!

*Fade out and then into PPV...*

Match 1
Yuji Nagata defeats Brent Albright in 17:34 with Crippler Crossface
After The Match: Jody Flesich and Jonny Storm attack both men, leading to Ryan Sakoda, Hiroyoshi Tenzan to and BJ Whitmer to fight them off.

Match 2: Too Cool defeats Straight Edge Society in 12:59

Match 3: Kenta Kobashi defeats Kazarian in 25:09

Match 4: The Naturals defeat The Thrillseekers in 9:45

Match 5: Jay Lethal defeats Dough Williams in 18:05

Match 6: Kurt Angle defeats Shane McMahon in a Street Fight in 20:00

Match 7: CM Punk defeats Dean Malenko in 24:29

Match 8: Shawn Michaels defeats MVP in 15:04